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Just remember your life is not as bad as this image
>>220499666Man bursts into tears. But doctor, my life is that image.
gooner sub edishoonersub edish
>>220499666you can dress like a whore in animal crossings?
>>220499600Washington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0qCCfeMAE
>>220499736Are you dumb?
sex and violence are two sides of the same coin
>>220499782but where are those good old fashioned values
>>220499666>demonic image>demonic tripssasuga
>>220499765yes
>>220499800digits confirm...
My dog is gay
Here's one with a mountain in it
>>220499834how do you know?
>>220499843Did you get a sunburn?
>>220499782They did a neuroscience study that found same parts of the brain light up when thinking about sexo as do when thinking of violence
>>220499846Gaydar
>>220499860must conquer
>>220499860Damn that’s probably why I tug my shit so hard
does anyone have that post where some gayfag was whining that his dog no longer respected him and wouldn't obey him anymore after the dog saw him bottoming for another guy??
Fixing for some sexy bang bang penis in vagina sexy style my penis slidy in and out going yes yes pussy YES BOOBY my penis boobies yum yum until cummy comes out the tippy top straight into the pussy , yum yum
>>220499850No. I got a little wind burn, though
>>220499860rough sex must light up the brain like a christmas tree
I don't care for shrimp
should i watch total recall or running man?
>>220499907It disappoints me every time I have it
I've never seen total recall but I kinda hate Verhoeven anyways
Winning the idgaf war
SLOW THREAD
Just ate a whole box of Dominos pizza. I feel like shit
Where did everyone go?
>>220499981Eat another one to balance it out
>>220499982the rapture
>>220499666It's one of those "perfectly fine as a LARP fetish, serious mental illness when it becomes your public personality" type things. AKA what all fetishes are. The image is clearly some kind of Freudian nonsense, but frankly it's a lot more respectable than anything NTRfags have to show. I've said my piece.
>>220499981you have to stop ordering dominos
>>220500012Dominos has the best pizza
interesting fact: fuck derives from the indo-european word for stab/spear
>oh husbandu
>>220500027>t. Domino's CEO
>>220499981why dominos? it's so bad
This thread sucks nutz
My headphones are stinky uh oh
>>220500046Have you tried domino's recently? it used to be bad but its good now
Dude?! thats Alyssa Liu!
So many single moms & widows posting on nextdoor asking for a "handyman"
Need to poo
Netflix and chill:twerking emoji:
i would date a girl with a body count of 200i would date a girl who is a pornstar and getting dicked on the regi would not date a single mother with a body count of 1
i want to rape my friends mom
My car is 8 years old and I've only put 52k miles on it
>>220500175Get your friend to hook you up
ain't nobody actually think dominoes has the best pizza...
My heart is in her hands. I'm in pain.
>>220500232Not reading all that
People don't know that [insert local pizza restaurant that others will never try] actually makes the best pizza
>>220500244nobody said that, fagtard
Ayo this guy aint neva had ginos pizza pie get a loada this shit
>>220500232i would like to have sex with her
>>220500232>women have weird fetis-So do men. Weird shit that activates neurons is part of the human condition, stop acting surprised. It's just a different flavor of lust making you retarded.
>>220500232I can fox her
pizza place across from my old highschool was awesome. it was literally called awesome pizza. you call them and they would say hello awesome pizza what you want? they went out of business. apparently the highschool kids allowed them to fail. there is a sub sandwich place near my old junior high that is still in business. somehow. i attended junior high in 1995-1997. it also tastes exactly the same by some miracle (pretty okay nothing special).
>>220500287can the slutwhore foid internet defense force FUCK OFF
Why do it be that a scanner costses as much as a printer with a scanner built in
>>220500294>you call them and they would say hello awesome pizza what you want? they went out of business.so it wasn't that awesome huh
its slow because 4chan is dying, get used to it
I wish I was a billionaire pill addict like the tiger golfer woods
>>220500312it was very good but probably mismanaged by the greaseball who ran it
>>220500309ain't nobody need a scanner these days
>>220500295Just remember tonight that men are unironically yoking their stroking to >>220499666 and for 99.99% of the population (73.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot) it only affects their behavior when bricked up.
i cant do a single pushup..... i blame tim hortons
I'm high as fuck
my town actually has an amazing local pizza place. sucks you guys will never try it but enjoy your dominoes sloppa
>>220500346I started working out again after a smoke sesh with a friend who said she is trying to get this guy who is crushing on her to understand that she is not into him because "he is kinda effeminate in his behavior" and she "wouldn't feel safe and protected by him, ever"
>>220500374and that friend was you
everybody thinks their local pizza dive is the best pizza dive
>>220500370No idea why people stick to franchises when mom n' pop shops are almost always better. These rats WANT to be in the race, I swear to God.
>>220500374Bitch thinks getting swole will deflect bullets
>>220500346>>220500365>>220500370>>220500374>>220500381>>220500384>>220500394>>220500399BUY AN AD
I'm so fucking fat please bully me
>>220500406excuse me?
>>220500381Wasn't me but I was sitting there next to her thinking "holy fuck I do not wanna be that guy". I think I would blow my beains out if I ever heard a girl talking about me that way. I don't know the dude at all, I'm guessing that's why she vented about it
https://youtu.be/vHGHcvJDpaA?si=iCN_K2fq83bli9SP
>>220500365hi fuck hahaha
>>220500339>men are unironically yoking their stroking to >>220499666No one is masturbating to that meme. It's not arousing at all
>>220500406THERE IS NO NEED FOR ADVERTISING GNOSIS WE ARE LIVING IN THIS INSANELY FLAWED REALITY EVERY DAY
>>220500436Everyone here is stroking their dicks to that picture of Jason in his undies
>>220500420Schizo having a meltie it seems
>>220500419First I need to know how fat you are
>>220500436>No one is masturbating to that meme.Anon, I...
>>220500443I sure hope no one has ever actually done that
the one time i went to one of those therapists that you talk to she asked me what kind of music i listened to and said it was bad that i listen to metal and i have to listen to happy musicim not kidding a therapist literally said that
>>220500455>Canadian therapists
>>220500451There's really nothing arousing about some animal crossing shit. most guys don't even play animal crossing
>>220500449Fatter than your mom
this image will only be understood by refined yet devilish persons such as myself
>>220500443
>>220500460this was before the whole maid thing
corr just defenestrated the pooberg
>>220500455I don’t believe you
>>220500469Genuinely glad that whenever I leave and come back to this general months later this generationally yee yee ass image will still inevitably be posted
I am going to church tomorrow because it's easter to worship jesus there is no other reason as to why I am going thank you for your attention to this matter
>>220500482it was along those lines not so direct as i said but in the end she told me to listen to happy music because negative music reinforces negative feelings and anxiety o algo
>>220500463Let's post moms
>>220500482She probably just said something like that listening to negative music can affect your mental state in a negative way
>>220500494She's kind of right
>>220500495I would never post my mom here because I'm not insane
>>220500455It's a shame she didn't hypnotize you and put you on a trance to suck on her clit
what about kanye west?
Saw V is one of the greatest movies ever made
>>220500497She's kind of wrong. No amount of happy music was going to reform Edgar Allan Poe from the sad sap he was. And yet, he contributed a lot, so maybe we should be asking whether those kinds of people should be reformed.
>>220499666imagine having a porn addiction, couldn't be me.
>>220500505That ugly huh
>>220500527I've only seen the first one in full, but I've seen clips of most of the torture mechanisms in the other movies on YouTube.
Weeeuuuughhhghh I sprayed so much cum all over my bathtub and now I gotta lick it up or else I’ll become chinese is what my mom said.
>>220500455Once I went to see a therapist with a copy of Dubliners and the first thing he said is why would anyone read James Joyce.
>>220500527God I wish I could jump into the Saw 2 needle pit right now
>>220500535Post Zelda fucking Ganondorf while Link kneels in the corner in chastity
>>220500507she was like morbidly obese
bogglin' post diss by canadian troon extremetimized kafkaesqueis it notrancis troon
>>220500540Lil timmy repainting his bathtub aahh hell naw
mario movie is mid, no blacks if you chuds care.
I fucked a fat girl once and it was fun she was very soft and squishy with big boobs and chubby belly. She wasn’t super fat though, just sorta fat. I would do it again but really it all comes down to the face. Some girls can still have a cute face when they gain weight but some girls just get that uggo fatgirl face where they look like a thumb and that’s NO GOOD.
>>220500569Bowser is black coded
>>220500569would give anything to be one of them
>>220500365Noice
I'm the biggest unc on /cum/
look how cute this eagle is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuEtheir eggs will hatch in a couple days and hopefully we'll see two beautiful eaglets in the nest
help settle a debateis this song metal? yes or nodon't consider the band's other songs only this one
>>220500596Aren't they different versions of Link and Zelda in most of the games?
>>220500608yes
>>220500604eepy
Hope will take you further than reason
how the fuck do I meet girls
>>220500608You didn't link a song
>>220500625going to church tomorrow because it's easter
>>220500625Run after them at night
>>220500608Sounds like Ambient to me
help settle a debateis this song metal? yes or nodon't consider the band's other songs only this onehttps://dasprojekt.bandcamp.com/track/plastique-noir-mortal-remainsno there is no youtube video of this song
>>220500634but I have work tomorrow
/cum/ is a mix of shaming purist and degen goon fags
I seriously despise humans and the general population so much. I have been nice always, kind always. Last few days finally broke me and killed all faith I had. I always tried to not be cynical or mean towards others because i realize it's a self fulfilling prophecy. Miserable people spread and create more misery. Being mean and distrustful towards other people just makes an atmosphere of distrust and spite which further perpetuates and brings everyone down.My whole life I've always shrugged off negativity for that reason. Welp they finally won. They broke me. I am not going to put that effort forward anymore. I have nothing but spite and cruelty to offer at this point. Being kind just leaves you open to be taken advantage of, to get walked all over. That's what I realized all along but wanted to ignore so desperately. It's basically shoot first or get shot, metaphorically speaking. I'm shooting first every time. I will take advantage at every chance, I will cheat lie and steal just like the rest of these fucking miserable crabs in a bucket. It's not in my nature but I will force myself to change.
Are you guys excited for the Legend of Zelda movie, coming to Netflix in 2027?
i want to have sex with a girl but i cant, i fucking cant, its impossible
I used to live on a street with gaylord in the name and whenever I told anyone my address I would say gaylord much more loudly and aggressively than any other word in the address
>>220500643no
>>220500608It's metal to casuals, otherwise yes it is
I miss the IMDB forums. There are no good places to talk about movies. An actual good discussion about movies is so rare to find on /tv/. Letterboxd isn't a real discussion platform and is polluted by women and gays. Film twitter has the same problem. The new internet sucks.
>>220500646for me, its ojou
>>220500659I talk about movies with /cum/
/cum/ niggas be living on gaylord street
>>220500656that's not metal
>>220500653Thanks. This was the final piece of intel I needed to dox you anon. I've been meticulously documenting each and every post you make to build a profile. I finally know your true identity.
gaylord penis
>>220500668
>>220500674I know you're joking but I couldn't give less of a shit
I live at 6969 gaylord penis, gaylord street
>>220500643no. sounds like a mix of joy division, rem, and u2
>>220500665Not enough movie discussion on here. I want a place that's all about talking about movies.
>>220500659
I havent watched a movie since last year because my attention span is shot
hapa sluts deserve to be dicked down by me
>>220500643No
i get a lot of nightmares about my house being infested floor to ceiling with insects
>>220500608metal asf
>>220500648hunter was robbed
>>220500722i watched a movie the other day, its about a dude in a society where they cant have feelings and shit and everything is controlled by his assigned "wife" fucks with his meds so he fucks her and goes to prison for it then he escapes and leaves the city
>>220500753Check if you've been using your bottle of benadryl instead of your bottle of melatonin
>>220500720Letterboxd would be better if most of the users were like that. Too much of it is people trying to make terrible jokes, snarky reviews, or political/culture war trash.
>>220500753That’s sucks, I’ve had a few like that. But my most common nightmare is home intruders or people trying to break in or watching me through the windows.
>>220500757Retard
>>220500753this is you sign to begin a career in pest control
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>220500776i use neither. but I drink a lot of caffeine and get horrible sleep
>>220500790that is a dog
>>220500674Surprisingly a lot of streets named Gaylord in the U.S:Gaylord St, Denver Colorado, Gaylord St, Elk Grove Village, Illinois, and Gaylord St, Chicago,
>>220500634He wants to meet girls not grannies
living in australia as an arachnophobe must be pure hell
Pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bKG0p6Tv9Q
>>220500815>picmaybe 25% the pain of being an incel malepossibly 30%
Yall be some stupid stinkies
Did your grandpa ever tell you war stories
>>220500845YesHe lost his legs and a finger after stepping on a landmine in Vietnam. He still had children with 3 women despite being in a wheelchair
>>220500839Life was easier when I was an incel. It's nothing in comparison to knowing it and losing it.
>>220500687Is it the one in cockingham or dickerton
>>220500845he was never in the army
>>220500839No such thing as an incel just volcels who choose not to have sex
>>220500815What is that? A garden for ants!?
>>220500815There's just a shadow dummy
They should filter out worlds like incel and cuck and chud and other dumb catchphrases that just won’t die. I’m sick of reading them. It’s weird how 4chan filtered out a few words but then never did it again. They should do that more often.
>>220500845Nah they all died of alcoholism
>>220500857>He still had children with 3 women despite being in a wheelchairErm.. your grandfather get raped or how did he manage
>>220500878t. cuckold incel chud
>>220500882I have no idea how it worked
Made one. Reply>>>/r9k/84294594
The Family Guy hate is unwarranted and the show is funny.
When my mind starts to thinking of pussy nothing can make me stop thinking of itI wonder if you added up all the hours of my life i've wasted thinking of sex it'd probably be years of my life
I didn't know Thee Days Grace were Leaves. Makes sense though. A lot of emo twinks loved that band. They had several good songs
>>220500884Do you actually still find it funny? Be honest.
>>220500891was*
>>220500889welcome back jason
i dont want to play overwatch but what else then
I think about sex constantly but I never have it
>>220500839>the pain of being an incel male>that flagQuintessential plebbitor
>>220500684I thought you'd find it funny
are there any songs you know where this is one short really good part (like a riff or solo) then it just abandons it all of a sudden and the rest of the song is shit
>>220500878Nu 4tran is reddit as fuck no cap sigma males have been mogging on the sharty since lil bro got his email doxxed
sexy girls sexy sexo
>>220500914Freebird
>>220500914no, but the bass solo in melt with you by Modern English always gives me goosebumps
>>220500920Men have to fight this thought every single fucking day. Women would NEVER understand
>>220500918Nah that website is fag central too. There’s nowhere left to go.
>>220500939Hot women should be required to wear a full Niqab in the workplaceYou know I don't want to be dripping cum at my place of work/business
My retarded neighbor texted me asking her to let her in after she locked herself out for the 11th fucking time (yes I counted). I just ignored her because I was about to take a nap
>>220500914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJzxCEzm_Ag
>>220500894>LeavesLiterally who?
>>220500914metallica's battery has a short different thing just before the solo that i think is by far the best part of the song. they often don't even play that bit live, which is crazy to me.
I stopped washing my hair and it's just... better than it was before? It doesn't get greasy anymore
>>220500991what, you didn't expect me to spell it "Leafs" did you? That's as retarded as spelling "Elfs" instead of Elves
>>220500991Lurk moar
finna game 2nite bro hop on discord
>>220501012leafs = canadiansleaves = foliage
>>220500894>LeavesLOL
>>220500999here thishttps://youtu.be/a_ITtP033RI?si=VVCnPAJDfg7ifSwS&t=168
>lsitening to metal past the age of 13
>>220501021I disagree bud. You're a Leaf but you're a family of Leaves. Similarly, 5 Leaf posts in /cum/ constitute a Branch. So 5 Leaves posting in a row is a Branch
>>220501047what do you listen to?
>>220501063progressive dreamfunk or post-avant jazzcore
>>220501072so video game music
>>220501078how new.ru
The girl I'm about to marry has migger parents and relatives...oooh boy
Freebird's guitar solo is overrated. Go back to singing i want to hear the rest of the song
>>220501086Fag
>>220501072Oh nononononono
>>220501059its toronto maple leafs not toronto maple leaves
ATTENTION!I am pooping right nowThank you for your attention on this matter
>>220501141Thank you for your attention on this fecal matter
yeah I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of
Friendly reminder: I don't like jews and israel.That is all.
>>220501157ELVES
my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Somebody
If I ran water in the bathtub then I put my ass directly into the water and farted in the water would you still bathe in it?
my soccer team won tonight :)
There is no logical reason to voice a non voiced consonant that’s infront of another non voiced consonant
>>220501174I'd drown you in it then fuck your mom in the ass
>>220501175No one cares about the brown sport
>>220501133Yeah but that's because it's a brand or something. Besides that, the Leaves of /cum/ is not a hockey team. You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
*milks every last one of you*
do you consider my phone bill steepone (1) phone/numberno contract (phone was paid for upfront), monthly bill is only service/data
>>220501221i pay 50 for fifty gigs on single line that i can take into mexico and canadaworks pretty good for my usecasealso i got a free phone out of it so if you subtract that it's like 35 a month google fi is neat if you were going to get a pixel anyway
You did such a good job making your belly big and fat for me :)
>>220501215did you milk my boobies or my peepee
someone five me a profil pic
Canadian garbage on the rise
>>220501242
>>220501221I pay $25 for unlimited data
>>220500845WWII stories, yes. I'm always reminded how unc I am when people talk about their grandpa's war stories and it's some shit from the 80s-90s
>>220501240I’ll milk both just to be safe
>>220501272of course, help yourself, wouldn't want anyone to be unsafe now
I wish I could squirt bees out of my penis or tits or whatever. Bees or beer. Doesn’t matter.
my favorite board is /pol/ because i'm based and redpilled
imagine if you actually made milk in your boobies and you didnt need to buy milk for recipes anymore...i totally would milk myself to save a few bux
Grim thread this evening
Might order cookies and be a fat fuck
>>220501319I would like that. Especially if I had large jiggly breasts to produce the milk. I think I would really like that a lot.
Shut the fuck up
I’m tired of pretending I don’t want to produce bees from my cock and I will not apologize. A woman’s pussy is a flower and it needs bees and lots of them.
So are we in agreement this was the laziest April Fools joke here so far?
My burger slop is on the way
>>220501357if you have bees coming out of your cock is there honey inside your balls
https://youtu.be/8zTb12aQw2wUnpopular opinion but I like vocals like this
>>220501362It was so pointless when it didn't matter what you typed
Visited Vancouver, really upset. Canadians talked about how their country is so much better so I wanted to visit to see if I should move there, but Vancouver was one of the worst places I've ever been, much worse than Seattle. One street looked like a literal zombie apocalypse with the homeless junkies, and just fucking Indians and Chinese EVERYWHERE. False advertising your country is evil, I had hope that I could move to Canada to live better but it's just worse colder America :(
>>220501367I should imagine so. Honeycomb beehive type situation.
>>220501362Yes (and that's a good thing)
>>220501387Haha get fucked
>>220501387>Canadians talked about how their country is so much betterNobody under 40 does this anymore unless they are a literal jeet or something like that
>>220501382this is gay
>>220501387Nobody sincerely thinks Canada is better than the US
>>220501406Redditors do
>>220501391so would you say your penis produces honey as well? damn that would be pretty lucrative, imagine selling the penis honey
>>220501387To be fair, Vancouver is literally the worst and most depressing part of Canada by practically every metric
>>220501410You think you did something there. But no one ever claimed futurepop was not gay. Fuck off uncultured imbecile.
Not to be freudien or anything but women are just surrogate mommies when u think about it
>>220501412>Redditors doEven they in recent years have started to notice how bad things are here, I'm telling you next time you see someone doing that go look at their profile. They are going to be over 40 or some kind of immigrant. Our housing/rent situation here is far worse than the US and young people are acutely aware of it.
>>220501432I need a gf so bad
>>220501432>surrogate mommiesA lot of foids really really hate this
>>220501428You clearly haven't been to the GTA
>>220501461Foids claim to hate many things
>>220501432They say this about men being daddies tooRelationships just seem so unappealing
Canada still has a higher percentage of white people than USA. Though that’s slightly misleading, because the “USA” doesn’t really exist as a sovereign nation in any meaningful sense. They should be regarded as an overseas territory of Israel.
>>220501480Not claim, some of them like mommying but most hate it and are genuinely turned off by it. It's like a top 3 worst thing for a lot of foids.
new>>220501500>>220501500>>220501500
>>220501464I’ve spent quite a lot of time in both places. Toronto has a LOT of issues, but I still find it has a certain charm to it. Vancouver is just a dump with no redeeming features.
>>220501487>Canada still has a higher percentage of white people than USAThe Liberals are trying to change that, if trends continue it'll be less than 20 years before it flips. The only mitigating factor is if Americans decide to have open borders for illegals again.
>>220501495Ok well they still fulfill the same nurturing comforting role irregardless of what they say or claim
>>220501503>301Too early
>>220501487I mean say what you want about trannies but when the government was just immediately able to confiscate passports and driver's licenses and allow ID contradictions like there is no connection between government documents and they had no grace period -- that was kinda strange... you would think ID consistency would be sort of the point of bureaucracy at least?
>>220501411yeah nah bru. ey btw reach in the chilly bin and grab me a brewski. get one for yourself too
Bumping to keep /cum/ on the 'log
the homeless in my city are bad enough i cant imagine what vancouver the homeless capital of canada is like
the 2nd pilot was recused, God bless america
Good morning sirs Happy Easter
>>220503546thank you sir happy easter to you as well
