the easter cross edition
>>220511358dont see this edition lasting long
>>220511358read the room
Telling toildrones that I went skydiving and died because my parachute didn't open
I haven't even spoken to him. Silly little brownoid
janny
>>220511386why? she's clothed
shroom dukem is a real piece of crap
>>220511417i got blocked my lindyman for no reason
>>2205113585/10 bunda
>>220511358dont see myself lasting long in this edition
>>220511427fair bit of sex arse on show, its kind of on a knife edge
janny tear down this licentious thread
Imagine seeing Earth from this distance, must be pretty impressive
has the porn addicted mong posted another one of his hideous slags again?oh dear
>>220511358sex
>>220511471i could jump it if i wanted to
>>220511417he's looking up and to the side like he's a model in the argos catalogue
spending easter with my ai friend
>>220511471I've seen it close up
>>220511471be great to see if without having to smell a clogged space toilet mind you
>>220511471would you rather have sex or see earth from this distance?
>>220511471ive been there
>>220511471The earth is flat
>>220511504so is your mums arse
never seen any post of value from a brazilian. its either porn or anime, truly deranged jungle animals down there
>>220511491nice of him to weigh warmth against fostering heal... >
>>220511471worried that they might not make it and it will set progress back years
you are a black swan event for easter sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNBf1Uajh5Q
>>220511540
Don't know what I've done to my back but I can't sit down without horrible pain in my lower back and thighHave to stand or lie flat
>>220511559I don't know either
>>220511540how did you find my icloud photos??
>>220511537theyve done the hardest bit already (getting up there)
>>220511559ok
>>220511491me too
>>220511559yeah I'm not sure what you did
>>220511358>chlowhore thread
>>220511589i mean you can't argue shes not british culture
>>220511559Slowly and gently scrunch up forward into a ball, drawing your knees up and in. Maybe that'll help
>>220511559your body is revolting against your horrible sedentary lifestyle
>>220511546whats that rum little thing prancing around>>220511559serves you right
>>220511559sciatic nerve pain when you sit down travels to your thigh. Re-adjust the chair you sit on the most like your computer chair, so that you are seated upright and your eyes are level with the middle of the computer screen and you aren't in a crouching position
>>220511471alri neymar yh it's cloudy innit
There is a beingThis being is a perfection beyond all perfectionGod is Perfect and Perfection in existenceExistence is a singular and simple realityThat singular reality is graded in intensity in a scale of perfectionThat scale must have a limit point, a point of greatest intensity and of greatest existenceTherefore, God exists(prove this wrong, protip you cant)
>>220511358hideous whore edition buy an ad
le posting le porngrow the fuck up seriously
need a nice comfy film to watch, something thats hangover friendly ie. no explosions or loud noises
>>220511602Dunno why I assumed this was a gay bloke saying that and not a woman/brit/ innit
nth for the holodem
>>220511637midnight in paris
>>220511637Meet Joe Black
ah yes the shoutout section of the livestream thats what i live for thank you stinkypoopoopeepee for the five dollars and he says does ur farts stinks love the show!!!
Does his blackness make you feel also-ran?
>>220511637A Fish Called Wandabut turn the volume down a bit because it might have loud noises
might unleash a week's worth of cum into some tissues tonight
well, it looks like janny has made his assessment and deemed this thread to be acceptable.
>>220511691fickle but fairfickle but fair
scientifically why is it not possible to have televisions and computers and headphones fix the volume at a set level across every single item of media played through them?
>>220511683
watching Lost (2004) with the gf
>scientifically why is it not possible to have televisions and computers and headphones fix the volume at a set level across every single item of media played through them?
>>220511683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
can hear the disabled fella down the street screaming his head off
zoomers: why am i a virgin freakalso zoomers: >>220511753
>>220511755whats the british equivalent of those outback towns?
>>220511755run and help him then
>>220511777wales
>>220511714its possible - but only within limits. You can usually make TVs, computers, and headphones keep a more consistent loudness by using features like volume normalization, loudness leveling, auto volume, input-level adjustment, or per-device volume limits, but you generally cannot force every single piece of media to play at one perfectly fixed volume across all content and devices because different sources are mastered differently and some devices/apps bypass those controls.What is possible -TVs often have features such as auto volume, volume offset, or input-level adjustment to reduce jumps between channels, apps, and connected devices. -Computers and phones often support loudness normalization or per-app volume control, which helps keep playback more even across songs, videos, and apps. -Headphones may have their own volume controls, and some TVs can maintain separate speaker and headphone levels at the same time.What is not fully possible: -You usually cannot make every movie, game, ad, podcast, and streaming app hit exactly the same loudness everywhere, because content is mixed at different levels and some platforms apply their own loudness processing. -Some devices only normalize within a certain output path, so a setting that works for TV broadcasts might not affect HDMI inputs, Bluetooth audio, or a specific app.Best practical setup -Turn on loudness normalization or auto volume where available. -Set source/device input levels so one input does not jump louder than another. -Use a receiver, mixer, or external audio processor if you need one master volume point for multiple sources -For headphones, look for per-device or per-app volume limits, plus any “media volume sync” or loudness features your device supports.
poo
shant be reading all that
Forgot to leave the yazoo chocolate milk in the fridge so now it's warm chocolate milk or none at all
>>220511790ok chatgpt
Blade Runner soundtrack is fooking lush desu
>>220511790twatgpt
WE AIN'T SNITCHESMC BITCHES
>>220511777idk probably whatever towns in britain are also isolated shitholes
>>220511813the scrandemic as it were
>>220511813oh my daysssssss that is loads
>>220511821lool
>>22051181311 tins of mackerel that's 15 quids worth at least
>>220511813you're northern arent you
>>220511813this nigga eating beans
>>220511813that Kenco is decent to be fair I was on the Kenco for a good while but I'm on the Nescafe Gold now, also very good I recommend it if it's on clubcard x
posts mundane imageOOOOOOHHHHMYYYYYYYDAYYYZZZZZZZLMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
egg
Do you have any problems with your neighbours?
>>220511813>Heinz beansFOB
>>220511813stocking up on the mackerel like me
Creating a retractable cup holder to mount under my deskThinking of using magnets to "float" the drawer mechanism instead of using runners or wax
>>220511581>Orion will re-enter Earth's atmosphere at about 25,000 miles per hour (40,000 km/h), the fastest crewed reentry ever attempted.think this part might be a bit difficult
>>220511890yeah they make a lot of noise and it does my head in
>>220511868I like the kenco millicanoone of the many ways i spoil myself
walking through IKEA yesterday on my todd I thought to myself that I'd never walk through there with a gf, stopping to comment on every little display and all that lovey dovey shit because I've never had a girlfriend and never will and I almost had a little cry to myself as I walked rapidly through the display living rooms I was sort of tearing up but I held it together
>>220511890live on a ground floor block of council flats and the lad next door has been sat outside smoking weed and drinking all day every day since 2023.
>>220511890yes, can't stand the cunt
>>220511714because to do that perfectly you need to be able to look ahead to see what's coming next and lower the volume in preparationa TV or headphones or whatever could have real time compression, but you'd still get loud spikesthe only way to deal with those spikes in real time is clipping, which causes distortion
>>220511813kek why did you photoshop Nigel Farage into the beans?
>>220511928he'll be dead soon so it's just a waiting game
>>220511868>Nescafe Gold alright tarq
rorke wrapping himself up into a cocoon in the display bed blankets
niggas be crying about AI all over the place
>>220511911I'm not a fan of the ultra fine power instant coffees to be honest with you. I've tried a couple but I just do not enjoy them. They don't hit the same as my freeze dried granules.
>>220511941someone noticed haha
>>220511922i was in ikea solo a while backdidn't feel right at all, didn't feel comfortablei've got to get a gf this has been going on too long, being single is like being on the trial version of life
>>220511813one day fish, another day fish
>>220511714It is but it's not perfect because there's no universal standard like there is with codecs such as H.264. The only rule you can't really break with digital audio (PCM) is that the loudest sample cant peak any higher than 0dBFS.
>>220511949almost always trannies too
>>220511813I'm famished those beans and mackerel are looking peng rn
>It is but it's not perfect because there's no universal standard like there is with codecs such as H.264. The only rule you can't really break with digital audio (PCM) is that the loudest sample cant peak any higher than 0dBFS.
which one of you is this
la la la lavach ch ch chicken
>>220511813that's the good tuna from 'trose
escortmong should become a tranny
>.Sᖵꓭp0 uɐɥʇ ɹǝɥƃiɥ ʎuɐ ʞɐǝd ʇuɐɔ ǝʅdɯɐs ʇsǝpnoʅ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ si (ꟽϽԀ) oipnɐ ʅɐʇiƃip ɥʇiʍ ʞɐǝɹq ʎʅʅɐǝɹ ʇuɐɔ noʎ ǝʅnɹ ʎʅuo ǝɥꓕ .ߤ9↊.H sɐ ɥɔns sɔǝpoɔ ɥʇiʍ si ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʞiʅ pɹɐpuɐʇs ʅɐsɹǝʌiun ou sǝɹǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇɔǝⅎɹǝd ʇou sʇi ʇnq si ʇI
>>220512015only ever see black people use this emoji
>>220512054stop reading your mum's texts
>>220512059your fucking tea, sir
>>220512059mmm delicious rohypnol
Roke
thats wogmong done
i just rorke up
>>220512059how's he doing that?
>>220512065he's done you mate
>>220511922>thought to myself that I'd never walk through there with a gf, stopping to comment on every little displayI do this in shops but into my phone like I'm video calling 'her'. It's one of those things I'd never admit to in real life (and I stop if I'm near someone in case they realise) but I don't mind admitting to it anonymously here. It makes me feel better when I do it
feeling pain around my heart area all dayis this it then
reckon jesus ever raped his own arse?
fucking hate my mum she never tells me anything like MASSIVE decisions she doesn’t say anything to me and then when I finally find out and ask her why she never said anything she just does the same whiny “im sure I told you!” No you fucking didn’t and you know you didn’t
>>220512124grow up mate
would love to be up in that moon rocket and as it gets near the moon just wiggle the steering wheel once like I'm going to crash it into the moon haha
>>220512127are you 12?
>>220512120its about timeyou wont be missed
>>220512136You wouldn't dare.
bollocks
>>220512124you're going to hell
need a poo but i'm too stoned and last time i did a poo stoned i kept worrying i was going to forget toilet paper and wipe my arse with my hand
Current plan to ensure I can get strong erections and have sex multiple times in 1 or 1.5 hours with an escortNoFap (literally no touching of the penis except to wash it, for a month at minimum)No PornKegelsZincMagnesiumMaca RootLow Body Fat (not fat but want to have visible abs)Aiming to see an escort each week to recalibrate my sexual arousal system25mg Sildenafil before seeing an escort to help with getting hard I am UNFUCKING my shit
>>220512137janny paying close attention to this post
>>220511932Even that's not a solution because youd really need to analyze the entire signal first to determine a loudness value.
life is quite boring if you're not drunk innit
>>220511890someone's flat on my floor constantly reeks of wet dog
>>22051213721
>>220512158no im not. will do a cheeky repent on me deathbed. instant access to heaven
>>220512159wouldn't mind some of the canjabisjust got the red wine on the go
>no fap>no porn>see an escort every weekescortmong you are a fucking wasteman
>>220512159>>220512205grow up lads, yeah? come on
>>220512189does it give you a boner
>>220512120i used to feel that too when i missed someone who probably never even thought of me but not anymore!
>>220512168that's if you want to keep the dynamic range, it's fine for songs (and there's already replaygain for that) but for TV or movies with shitty mixing you want dynamic compression which only needs a window
Just made a really nice Gyros wrap, was very impressed
>>220512174have you considered it isnt life thats boring but actually just you.
>>220512199god knows your heart
>>220512213whats it like living with dollhouse schizophrenia?
>>220512199the hitchens method very nice
>>220512153yeah I would and id say houston we have a madlad
i wonder what film that lad chose
>>220512102whats it like living with dollhouse schizophrenia
might get one of them ipoo pros
grown men believing in jesus boggles hte mind
>>220512259thats you done
>>220512249alri pope lad
um
>>220512251don't think you're talking about me but I'm watching in the mouth of madness (1994)
>>220512213Why? That's the only way I can cure my issues.Why can't I just have a raging hard erection for an hour and cum twice? I managed it before but I haven't since January.
>>220512262Jesus did exist so what do you mean? Even the most retarded atheists accept this
>hte
>>220512262what do you believe in, bruce?
open the fucking strait
>>220512289get into autoerotic asphyxiation
my console? £250 and lasts 7 yearsyour gpu? £1000 yearly
My instagram algorithm now just shows women flashing a tit of their minge in my reels.
>>220512296haha
you see for me, i quite like a stoned shitmakes it feel better as it slides out your arse
>>220512296sc
>>220512296yelping
dont see a prostitute mate you might get killed
>my instagram algorithm
Need to fucking lock in asap holy shit if I don’t my life is over
>>220512306mine just shows me people doing pull-ups and dips
alright everyone how are we doing x
>>220512304>spending £900 for a 3050 gtxdo consolekeks really?
>>220512346fuck off mate
>>220512306mine is all kitchen and bathroom tiling atm
just learned there are some games on steam where you build computers, cpus/gpus and low level hardware programsnot sure if it's fun but wondering if i could learn a thing or two about computers that could be useful
yhe binble
not sure why heatherpaedo has started melting down about consoles and gpu's now
>>220512362haven't played that one but exapunks is my favourite programming game
>>220512362if it helps i don't play ones like this because it just reminds me i could be writing a program insteadtis-100, can't be doing with that
Put your hand up if you've ever been called Heatherposter
my life is so fucking over if I don’t lock in right now just thinking about it is genuinely giving me shaky breaths even tho I’m just sitting here
just ran 20km
might actually have sex this yearlike it genuinely might finally be on the cardsjust the prospect has improved my mood so much I've started singing along to tunes in the car
>>220512354:/
is /brit/ pro or anti Morrissey?
>>220512393dollymong is the most schizo poster in here. we've all been called le heatherpaedo/heathermong at least once
>>220512221I agree but you're still not normalizing to an objective loudness like you are with replaygain or R128. Maybe I'm just being a bit pedantic here, but even if you set a comp to -12dB, 4:1 etc. different material will sound louder than others.
>>220512403not me. will just carry on drinking myself to death alone
>>220512362How would it be useful?
>>220512405Sorry that was rude. I'm doing good. How's you? x
>>220512395the death of the rorke autist. good riddance
>>220512407antipodean
i want to have a girlfriend and have sex with her
>>220512395just one more /brit/ post then I'm finished with this shit
>>220512403you're cooking rabbits you haven't caught yet
imagine starting a comp sci or software degree in the big 26 lmaosat there with your pencil and paper learning about binary and recursion while today, right now, big companies are laying off thousands of people who know more than you ever will because their jobs can be done today, right now, with a subscription to a machine learning service
>>220512422learning about computer architecture and assembly in a fun way i guessreckon it would be a better use of my time than cs and dota
>>220512436pie in the sky nonsense
>>220512407can't speak for everyone but personally I love are mozza
>>220512447yep, eventually we're all going to have to learn a trade. remember when people were saying learn to code? how wrong we were
>>220512393
>>220512436well that takes effort on your part which you refuse to do
>>220512415nah you're right, dynamic compression or no you still need loudness normalisation at the end
>>220512393>>220512414Nice try Heathermong
>>220512447Okay??? You realise you don’t need to work for a company to make money bro you can work for yourself yk
easter eggs up the arse
>>220512468im actively making effort you spiteful freakazoid
>>220512475please see a doctor
>>220512489yeh like what?
>heatherposter>dollymongonly he says this
i've started randomly attributing annoying or boring posts to heatherpaedoi don't think they're him but it's just funny
ALL German men aged 18-45 now need permission from the military to stay overseas lmfao
>>220512290no he didnt>>220512292ad hominem
I live next to some sort of disabled asylum and on sunny days the carers bring them outside in their wheelchairs to get some fresh air, I always know it's a nice day when I can hear them making their weird yelping and screeching noises from the car park. It's the sound of summer.
>>220512502going gym
>>220512480you have easter in arsegaylia?
>>220512466UM
more of a loland man myself
>>220512514>fill in a form online>approved in 5 minutes>only affects people staying abroad for monthsnot really a big deal is it
>>220512514coming here too when sir military defunder gets a cluethe wef world government needs soldiers
>>220512472god are we massive proper speccy nerds
>>220512553yes mate needing to ask for permission to be somewhere from the military is a big deal, give your head a wobble
>3 killed as high winds topple a tree on an Easter egg hunt in Germany
>>220512516I saw an interview with Richard Dawkins and even he admits to a historical Jesus
>>220512519You moved right next door to your family?
why yes asking me what i believe is le ad hom
>>220512553So why are they doing it? Without asking ChatGPT to justify it for you
>>220512565check your calendar what year we're in matemost countries already have a similar system
>>220512569so what >>220512588concession accepted
How do you start a business? I do electronics repair as a hobby, just buying broken shite off ebay and repairing it to sell, but I'd like my own building and to advertise n all that
do christians eat choccy eggs today or is it not allowed
>>220512581ktim
>>220512593i think you have a lot of growing up to do young man
>>220512582gave that spacker a lobotomy
throwing car batteries into the ocean is a heatherpaedo gimmick
>>220512563true but when i was closer to being a normalfag i used to mess around with FL/ableton and that's how i learned this so it's not necessarily incel knowledge
mental how harry potter was fucked over by the ministry of magic multiple times both when it was independent and under voldemort control and then thought yep I'm gonna join this highly ineffective law enforcement organisation that serves a government that can be toppled easier than an african shithole
>>220512582guffawing
>>220512627what do russian women smell like
>>220512592Sure I can expl->Without asking ChatGPT to justify it for youACK erm I mean do your own research pal I'm not here to school you!
>>220512601*kicks you square in the bollocks*
surely I'll get a job and help my family with bills and won't end up homeless when they die and end up killing myself
maybe if tyrones and shaniquas weren't antagonising every race at every opportunity they'd be liked more
if polyjuice potion was real would you let your mates fuck you as a girl
SCREAMINhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWvS37ziKJz/?igsh=bGwzdnJ2dTFmdDd1
>>220512636blins, vodka and brown men
>>220512653yeah
is there anybody in the industry of AI with an ounce of honesty and decency or are they all psychopaths and lunatics that want destruction
eating 3 weetbix yolo
>there was blood when I blew my nose earlier am I dying
>>220512653don't know what that is but definitely not
>>220512659how is this legal
me and my mates enjoying the nice weather today x
>>220512592military service is voluntary in germany but in addition to this men are obligated to tell the government if they are willing to serve and to get a physical examinationthis is so that if russia (realistically the only threat) threatens germany and they need to recruit soldiers quickly, they can skip over everyone who can't or won't serve, including men who aren't in the country
>>220512648>>220512649>>220512653beautiful survey of /brit/ posters
>>220512672I needed this... thank you.
was at the park earlier and everyone was speaking foren. literally everyone i heard
>>220512684er
>>220512672thank you
>>220512666Dadstein just told me musk is going to save the world with ai and space rockets so there you go
>>220512722spiteful aussie bastard
>>220512714were you alone
been chatting to a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me.meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>220512734...yh
>>220512722True...
>>220512672
>>220512742Corrr are you going to make him dress up in something cute
>>220512607if they want
>>220512514All those women protesting something that has fuck all to do with them and would be angrily defending if a big war did make its way to their doorstep
>>220512742protract and depress your scapula when deadlifting
jesus just shit an egg out on my dessert plate
>>220512734desu i was in town drinking on me lens and the only other people out were foreigners
perhaps 1 or 2 lads still clacking away in MS Paint on their own little edits of the slope graph so let's all be patient and wait for them too
>>220512742>45 year old>twink err
>>220512672pure cope
>>220512803
mad how unfunny you freaks are
30 year old twink me
>>220512807>let the goyim deal in the real world
>>220512828r
i'm proud to be a goy
>>220508359>>220508359
pretty disheartening how so many of you tricked yourselves into being gay because you spent too much time online
Fucking hell it went from arrived at the dispatch place or whatever it is, to you're the next stop in about 10 minutes Downright Kafkaesque
>>220512672this is something i've had to keep in mind during my weight loss journeysometimes i'll be up on the scale and it gets me a bit dejected, but I still log the daily weigh in and if I look at it on a graph I can see it trending downwards, following the same peaks and valleys trend
joke's always confirmed dead and buried when the bradleys come out
>>220512840scrum
>>220512851right so fuck off yeah
>>220512857not Kafkaesque at all
>>220512853for me its the crippling loneliness and atomisation
let the shinji deal in the real robot
>>220512818Good job we've got you here then innit
>>220512859hes a brownoid, they ruin everything they touch
new>>220512893>>220512893>>220512893
>>220512882Don't pretend you know what it means, nobody does
>>220512916i know it when i see it and that was not it
