anon's mum sex arse edition
>>220512893i want to fuck her pusy !!!!
>>220512893 (OP)i want to fuck her pusy !!!!
>>220512911erm that's bestiality
>Experiencing interruptions?right mate just get it played you cunt
>>220512893need to get that mum plapped pronto
shhh moo deng is sleeping
badass fucking monkey
lets see if i can get all that wine drunk in the next few hoursfor a cheeky little laugh, likehere's power generation for the last few minutes
Mental how Christmas was 4 months ago
>moo deng in 2026nobody carse nigga
>>220512940im sure they do that intentionally if they detect an ad blocker
getting women is so easy if you're a catthey literally throw themselves at you
>>220512893Mmmm that’s a juiicy sex arse
the scrandemic
>>220512947imagine shoving him down the barrel of a field gun and firing the cunt into outer space
hate eating food
Mental how 4 months ago was Christmas
Current plan to ensure I can get strong erections and have sex multiple times in 1 or 1.5 hours with an escortNoFap (literally no touching of the penis except to wash it, for a month at minimum)No PornKegelsZincMagnesiumMaca RootLow Body Fat (not fat but want to have visible abs)Aiming to see an escort each week to recalibrate my sexual arousal system25mg Sildenafil before seeing an escort to help with getting hardAny other good supplements?
>>220512984nice one
Mental how... mental it all is... mental
>>220512984brits do be eatin dried blood
>>220513000yeah how about this one*unzips*
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me,it'll happen to you
>>22051298410/10 for the tattie scones and black pudding
>>220513012no wonder we've all got mental health
>>220512984right on the edge of the table you nutter
>>220512984This’ll soon be outlawed by woke
>>220513012
wish i hadn't looked up the woman in the OP pic not a peng face, shame. don't think he arse makes up for it either
Came in my sleep last night, all rather embarrassing desu
One third into the year, haven't done fuck all.
>>220512984leftypol seething and raging at this
>>220512893anyone got that image about how the cat jew psyoped women?
>>220512893
>>220513000cyanide
>>220513043what's her name
niggas will take a million supplements and eat foreign plant smeg just to avoid being a normal healthy human being
>>220513036um thats a chopping board
>>220513054giwtwm
>>220513049>haven't done fuck all.so youve done something?
>>220513054all photoshopped around the edges btw>>220513059Madame Reverse Image-Search
>>220513070says it all really
>>220513054brb
>>220513070it looked more diverse before :/
>>220513054can we please just start killing women
>>220513070love love LOVE gentrification
>>220513070really makes you think
>>220513054
>>220513064Why's he chopping his breakfast?
>>220513080nice one
>>220513118a mans gotta chop
remember that guy who was getting ubereats pasta delivery like 4 years ago
>>220513123screamingworks for meher name is roxytall
should i buy alcohol or a nice meal
>>220513121diego licking his lips
>>220513146thanks x
>>220513100great postget the fucking big issue sellers moved onget the vape shops closedget the artisan bakers opened
>>220513150buy a bottle of wine, use some of it to make a nice meal, and drink the rest. bosh
>>220513070leftypol hates this
need to see a britposter doing the bend over thing
>>220513155this but unironically
>>220513149OH NO IVE FALLEN AND MY FACE HAS LANDED DIRECTLY IN YOUR ARSE AGAIN
can't wait for all the discounted easter candy tomorrowgonna stock up
>>220513151screamo
thinking about saddam hussein
british fookin bulldog
>>220513215he had his hair braided by a nigerian on a beach in spain?
>>220513211Who does he remind me of? Is it the dad from the kumars
>>220513215he is bizarre
argentinians seem like quite angry people
that girl got famous for saying how much she likes to spit on dickswhat a world
>>220513249is she still famous though?
>>220513249hawk tuah
booktok dropping lord of the rings because there weren't any sex scenes
>>220513253she was quite cute
>>220513291fr
>>220513253im gonna say ithildawg was pengers
if it makes you happy then why the hell are you so sad?
bacon for tea
>>220513253If only she won, IF ONLY
>>220513316anything else?
made a typo in another thread so I closed the tab and hid the thread
>>220513281Sam's kids didn't spawn out of nowhere
LADS I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADED A JAPANESE HENTAI INCEST THEMED VIDEOGAME SOMEONE CALL THE INTERPOL
>>220513329egg
>>220513358YOU'RE NICKED SUNSHINE
Open the fucking pubs you crazy bastards
eating an food
>>220512947I love her so much it's unreal
i could get a big twix off amazon £1.15 free delivery tomorrow and they'd have to bring it im a prime customer you see
>>220513070Desperately need my town to be gentrified
i'm not even that ugly i think i could get a black or indian gf if i tried
>>220513358Carabinieri are on their way
>>220513393PRAISE BE TO ASAHI
>>220513414you must make the full use of your goyscription
>>220513397bacon?
>>220512984ramadam status: shoved up the arse
>>220513439no an biscuit type thing
cute brunette aged 21-25+big alsatianpure kino
Right, it's time to be honest. You would kill to get a blowjob from Nancy Reagan and you know it.
>>220513414on first name terms with big jeff
>
>>220513455egg?
>>220513457literally who?
>>220513456
Want a Popeye's dindins but I know everyone in town is thinking the same
>>220513456um
i only listen to aryan rap like sematary and bladee
>>220513475She was literally known as the throat goat
>>220513479i made my own fried chicken the other day and it was pengers. better than any of that chain slop
what'll it be
Sir Fishy Polyp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exoTXpifiHY
Just realised I wouldn't even have to answer the door it'd come through the letterboxFeel like I've found a cheat code
>>220513531lemme get uuhhhhhh
>>220513542Wouldn't be trusting the driver with that desu
>Sydney_Harwin__Filthy_Farmyard_Mummydon't mind if I do
Are you not having a roast tonight on easter sunday? a nice lamb roast?
mfs buying individual bars of chocolate off amazon
>>220513542Imagine you weren't in and they had to give it to your neighbour
remember Vaporwave?
>>2205135712 years in the slammer for that, mate
>getting a solitary Twix deliveredlel. godspeed, lazy cunts
>>220513587macintosh plus, blank bansheestill give them a listen
I pretend Im friends with people on tiktok live when they reply to me. My favourite always replies to my comments but she hasn’t been online for days
you buy individual candy barsi buy bulk bags of candywe are not the same
>>220513581Imagine I answered the door and said yeah just bring it through just pop it on the table there
>>220513594But they're only dildos!
sprinting naked around my house
>>220513622saddo
>>220513623Diet type: starts next week wahey
>>220513624and your kitchen is just full of men in gimp suits. that would be wild haha
>>220513623>I get my low-grade 1% chocolate and industrial ersatz peanut butter slop for cheap, take that fellow goyim!
>>220513622give your head a wobble you drip
>>220513479spinach is lush
>>220513649extremely reddit post
>>220513597big twix mate 75g I'm not mental
>>220513677Go eat your protein cereal for grown ups and watch rick and morty.
give your head a wobble mate theres a good lad
This old guy at my rehab always calls the black staff niggers, even white ones lmao
>>220513118um thats my breakfast and I positioned it there because the chopping board is next to the hob and the light looked kino
Composite Portraits of Criminal Types
>>220513700how can black staff be white?
>>220513714
>>220513679love the light scattering in the water
>>220513714I mean he calls white staff niggers and nigger lovers too
>>220513728didn't ask
watching untold: the smelly incel cretin story on Netflix
>>220513712Deffo met V on the Orchard Park estate
giving my head a wobble
>>220513730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5DRpBqs4Q&list=RDRl5DRpBqs4Q&start_radio=1bit unfair how gifted british people are to make good music
>>220513744give your head a wobble you gimp
>>220513737no you didntbe quiet
>>220513744told you anyway tho now its in your brainive done ye
Lee Evans retired in 2014
>>220513768YOU WANNA HAVE A GO THEN!!!??
made the strongest handbag
tyre's deflated again, air's spilled everywhere, fuming and I'll be voting Reform in the locals now
>>220513750name one good thing to do in hull
>>220513790this that final fantasy theyve been talking about
>>220513802drugs
>>220513790what tranime shite is this
Got an 8:30 rez at the Monty Pike.
>>220513764dont think that culture will be around much longer.muslims dont seem interested in doing anything creative.black people are all into grime
>>220513811are you from east hull, west hull or one of those villages that pretend not to be hull but which are
>>220513814like a dragon infinite wealth
>why yes Im a transgend- ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Sir Midnight Scrambler
any Ethnosocialists in?
>>220513855not sure what that is
Sir Morning Fryer
>>220513802get down the purple door. Have a drink. Have a gawk. Maybe cop a feel of a breast. Or three.
chebs
>>220513814Looks like Yakuza
>>220513841do you really want to hurt me do you really want to make me cry
Sir Bruce Foreskin
>>220513837bransholme originally but moved to west hull when I was about 10
>>220513875peng tum, grim everything else
just remembered the time my older brother told me the white bubbles that form on top of squash when you put the water in was called chizzum and I went around telling people including my teachers
watching the men kick the ball with my old man
>>220513902Chizzum deez nuts
>>220513902i bet if i threw seeds on the ground you'd peck at them like a chicken you utter runt
>>220513897Are you the mong who drinks in New Griffin and posts on /sp/ matchday threads? If so, hello
I'll brek ye up ya clown ye
>>220513928leave my little brother alone
>>220513900not a lot of lookers at hulls premier strip club
>>220513928scr
feeling lascivious
>>220513931No I've never heard of new griffin but there's at least one other hulgarian who posts in /brit/he sometimes does pics of the market on walton street
corr get over here lads some daft cunt just threw a load of seeds away proper tasty scran these
>>220513955int she married to trump?
reckon jesus still loves me?
>>220513875>>220513955Do normies find this attractive
>>220513955why doesn't she have a nipples?
>>220513928bet i won't
*excitedly pecks at the ground*
cadbury fruit and nut egg off nanberg. very nice
Who has the girthiest BWC on /brit/?
MADchester t bh
>>22051400150 year old divorced men do
forgot to take off my name now i look like a gimpcan't take it off now have to keep it on the rest of the thread omdz
*pecks mongishly at the ground and misses*
i don't think that's a real chicken boys
fablenow that was a video game
what the hell is this
>>220514059New one is coming out this year
dad straight up started quoting US crime statistics at me earlier
>>220514052happens to me every time lad and I always tell myself to remove the name after this post but forget lol
>>220514026i genuinely have to buy XXL condoms because of my girth and even then they feel a bit tight.the average size they're using must be well small
applying for a job as a nigger
>>220512955what the fuck is that? is that the box on your house that tells them how much to charge you for electricity?
>>220514026ive got a 4in penis with the girth of an index finger
The Irish should be more grateful for the rich cultural heritage that we bequeathed them.
>>220514083How thick?
>>220514061pub lunch pricey
Rorke’s da boarding up the windows and letterbox for Storm Dave
might cop
>>220514072just had a looks seems decentcrimson desert came out recently i haven't played it, looks OK but not for me
>>220514108dont know, never measured. gfberg also struggles to get it in sometimes
you can pull any condom over your noggin the sizes are a gimmick
>>220514083haha yeah same here big dick bros itt swinging beef
Happy easter lads
>>220514149telling on yourself lol
Italian girls
Hate it when prostitutes use lube.The blonde one I see regularly only rarely does it, but the one I saw Friday did it, she put it on my dick when I had a condom on and it turned me right off. Felt horrible
>>220514098>do you have any job experience?>yes>you're not a good fit for this role
>>220514167looks like a demanding nightmare
>>220514167patheticthis is a real italian
big fan of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgIu2xcIJ6w
Anyone else think people have become a lot ruder since 2020?Mental how rude some people can be, for no reason as well. Even if you're very polite to them they'll just act like cunts.
>>220514149>you can pull any condom over your noggin the sizes are a gimmick
>>220514186screaming
ive got a tiny skinny cock soyeah
>>220514185I suppose you’re used to women being dry yeah?
>>220514166no it's just funny marketing to make lads pay a premium, they're meant to be tight otherwise they'd leak
>>220514211I don't think it's a covid thing, people are just rude in general.
>>220514226howl
carlybender? where are you
>>220514213you never seen somebody do it?
>>220514100our fair nation's energy production stats while we're midway through a stormwe green, oh yes, happy days, green we are>>220514061hmrc taxing me harder because i made a bit of savings account interest before whacking it in the isafucking cunts
>>220514230how do you think i know what size to buy? i bought the smaller sizes first you pillock, and none of them fit.
>>220514246lol fuck off smallhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snyFPw0Vby4see how big it goes
>>220514233Sick of it lad, I try to not let it bring down my mood but it just does. Tempted half the time to throw a proper melty on them so their mood can also be dampened but it's really not worth it.
>>220514152i look like this
>>220514256they stretch an insane amount unless your dick is two foot wide it'd fitsee >>220514271
You can stretch a condom over your head but that doesn't mean it's going to be a comfortable fit on your willyReason: your willy isn't 2 hands forcibly stretching the condom over your head and is actually a willy
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-puts-condom-leg-debunk-26925055
sex plane
>>220514333you havent seen my willy dont talk like you know all about it
>>220514357dont think you have either in a number of years, you fat bastard
>>220514333maybe I have an iron willy
>>220514315the entry ring thing is the bit that changes in size, not the sheath.
>>220514357i shouldn't have assumed sorry
>>220514381see >>220514337it's literally the point of the object that it can stretch and remain tight at any size up to a ridiculous limit
don't like how a condom feels but at the same time it's the only way I can actually last a decent time during sexgoing raw I will spaff in 2 seconds and it's embarrassing (cos im a low T beta)
putting my entire body in a condom and sliding into a mans arse
Less than 6 hours to max out your ISA before the new tax year
we all pretending we have regular sex now, is it?
you might have seen my willy. i've posted it online many times
they turned him into milk xD
>>220514273Rise above them lad
>>220514405well regardless, i still have to buy XXL condoms
should I leave 20k in a current account or let the building society care for it on my behalf
>>220514429maxxed the bastard out in july, now got another 20k ready to slot right into its tight buss, and another 6k left in the gia
>>220514368SCREAMING. Sent him into orbit didnt i lads absolutely howling. Look at this Bradley pic of him laughing. Screaming lads. Sent him flying haha.
>>220514454sure hon
Should I immediately fill my Lifetime ISA with 4k tomorrow? Got like 17k in my current account.
>>220514455I don't know, I really just don't knowsorry
>>220514456What do I invest in
popeyes constantly runs out of the kickback sauce and I am NOT happy about it
>>220514412Put some lidocaine 1% from the chemist on your knob right where the frenulum is, you'll be ready to fuck mohammeds arse for 40 mins eaz. Thank me later lad
should i immediately rape my own arse?
giving a proto gf a scratch and sniff pantone chart of my various willy smells
>>220514483vwrpbuy it and forget about itit'll go up, it'll go down, don't touch it
>>220514492how'd you know my bfs name is mohammed??
>>220514429ffs forgot to put the spare £8 i had left over into the pot. im finished
>>220514429>>220514455got 20k in my GIA GAGGING to be PUMPED into my ISA
>>22051445520k should definitely be in some kind of savings account unless you are considering spending most of it in the near future.
might get a chinese
>>220514273just brush it off and go about your day lad if you make it into a bigger thing than it is you'll be more miffed, speaking from experience here
>>220514515elaborate please lad, I'm a complete mong with these things
>>220514502what sort of smells?
>>220514430Do escorts count?
i prefer koreans but rural china has some pengalengs
>>220514534open a stocks and shares account on any platform you like e.g. trading212, pick a Vanguard fund and chuck it all in there
might move to china
might get a clue
>>220514503Vuag for me but I also invest in individual stocks
>>220514503VWRL man me
>>220514534getting mugged offbanks making money off you (gentile behaviour)not you making money off the bank (tribal behaviour)
>>220514560Mad how there's so many cities in china that are probably the same size as London and haven't seen a black man in person beforeThe supply of BBC would be much lower than the demandCould probably have your own BBC fan club there
>>220514542burned plasticskipsnice and spicy nik nakssun ripened prawnsgone off milkdiscarded waterlogged leather bound picture albumetc
new>>220514602>>220514602>>220514602
>>220514595asf
>>220514562i tried this but didn't know where to start
>>220514504coz i know that feel, bro
