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Rorke pissed off at having to take 10 million Iranian refugees because Trump nuked Iran
sir janny
reading arguments on /pol/ and got to say i’m not impressed
Thank you for your indulgence janny, you are truly magnanimous. It won't happen again :)
when you cracking fine whyt shyt but her pussy start leaking cvp
Learn your lesson OP
did a fart on the bus that sounded like a trombone and someone laughed
looking at videos on /wsg/, very impressed
>>220563155no problem310remember that
when you cracking fine rorke but his bussy start leaking poo
might have a bacon sandwich
>>220563178after apologising to the jews Kanye is free to come to uk
when you cracking clapped pang pang shyt and her pussy start leaking soy sauce
Burnt my tongue so badly on a philly cheesesteak yesterday
>>220563178all of greens/reform/restore are shitting on him for thishe just loves handing them easy dunks
>>220563178glad this is the issue keir has decided to focus on today
>>220563206woke wont be happy
>>220563227where from lad
Sharif don’t like itRock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
when crodie crackin’ yung fyne whyte katy shyte but her pussy start leakin’ cvp
I had diarrheaoa I don't know the british spelling of it 2 days ago and my toilets still stink I've cleaned them I opened the windows they still stink please what gets rid of the smell I need help
>>220563313was it from an easter egg?
>>220563287From Philadelphia Airport, I was actually there and got back this morning
>>220563313bro pooed lol
>>220563178yet another easily avoided arse up by r gov this would actually be a completely fine decision if they bothered to be consistent with it
might whip and/or naenae
right now they trying to discuss religion over on /pol/ and it’s just a lot of naughty words and pointless insults
/brit/ more like /shit/
we went for a family lunch on friday but I was the only one to get food poisoned
>>220563335LIAR
noticed a few people complaining about stomach issues after easterdefo think they're putting woke vegan nonsense in our eggs
>diarrheaoa sounds like an island in the pacific
>>220563319He should have taken his own advice and realised he was on the wrong road with the Christianity bollocks
>>220563377it's the palm oil
>>220563377All the chocolate has palm oil in it now
enjoying a jam doughnut with my after work covfefe
*destroys rorke with empathy and compassion*
>>220563364sent us flying
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775202899335637.webm
did aussie film lad like chinatown then or what
>>220563380reckon he would have championed a crusade if he saw modern britain
putting crude oil on my pankcakes to make them anti-woke
when foden cracking yung fine shyt but her mum the blastin’ the zesty music downstairs and he can’t help but vibe
>live in bumfuck village, nowhereshire, north england >first nigger I've seen since christmas >he's on a park bench smoking weed>local parish council ass church of england freakazoid 70 yo boomers are quietly seething and pretending not to look at it ahh yes, this IS Britain
>>220563392>>220563394that does nothing to stomachs... people dislike palm because it's grown in monocultures in SEA that's it
Higher body count means she can attract more men. The more men she can attract the better quality are her genes hence you should aim for a woman with the highest body-count possible.
>>220563430mad how out of place they are here.
auscunts not posting because theyre all getting honour-killed by roos you see. started behaving too "pom-like" as they would say
>>220563443don’t think any of this is true
>>220563429good post
*throws rorke off the dartford crossing*
Does anybody actually think Kanye should be banned from the UK?
>>220563443all women can have sex all the time so this isn't true
right that's it you're all getting clarted
>>220563443lily phillips shut your mouth, a cock might fall out of it
>>220563467No I don't, but I'll pretend I do because it triggers the right kind of insufferable chuds
>>220563467All people who are true Britons don't want him here.The greatest honour for a Briton is to die for the Jews.
>>220563430maybe try this again without slurs? Racism isn't allowed on this board unfortunately
>>220563467yeah. his musics shit nowadays and the country is already full of dogshit rappers, dont need anymore
Romans 8:18Get it fucking read
>>220563481hello fellow pornpics enjoyer
Reckon my mrs probs shagged 20odd blokes before she met me, but I've shagged prostitutes so I try not to think about it much.
off to madame two swords this weekend
>>220563481she really looks a lot like me but I’m a manam I handsome lads?
cock has turned uselessprobably gone low T
>>220563498tbf some songs off of bully are good
>>220563467hook nosed, conniving, rootless yid userers dont want him here and they call the shots in this country
>>220563467yes, because he's black
contemplating having my tea
Just found out there's like 100 different translations of the bibleHow do I know which one is correct?
>>220563430mans just bunning a zoot in the sun
lowkey hungry for food
>>220563507did you tell her that? I told mine and she just thinks its funny
>>220563153even though most of them are fellow rorkes they really are quite dense for the most part
>>220563430sounds comfy
>>220563518 get it lopped off and stick the dress on
>>220563535the one that supports your current political views is the right one. the rorke edition replaced the sermon on the mount with the blogpost on /brit/ and i found it extremely moving
>>220563535They’re actually called editionsAs you’d know if you’d watched university challenge last night
>>220563481Insane how this woman is my doppelganger
really want to be invited to one of those japanese salaryman post-toil pissups that they do
>>220563563reeee stop triggering my fragile masculinity reeeeee
>>220563570there's far more leftypol adaptations of the bible for modern political sensibilities
rawrke
>>220563615cunt just take the ute down the billabong, have a barbie and drink tinnies with your mates like a true blue aussie
>>220563430just get them sterilised
>>220563613mental how fit you are
>>220563516>>220563613you twins?
>>220563578190
Heyyyyy... why don't you all finna tyry just being quiet for once? xx
>>220563481name? quite cute
>>220563641i drive honda civic and don't have any mates
>>2205636392006 scene emo rorke be like:
>>220563668
leftypol: nothingrasheed: silencesir keir starmer: the birds and the bees: ...rorke: THE BIBLE IS WOKE NOW
anyone else buy veges just so when your mum comes over she sees them and doesnt think you've lost control of your life
been cursed to love basketball while being a manlet in england. hate football, hate having to look up to everyone around me. got jacked and developed a jumpshot for absolutely fucking nothing
got an email from an indian developer with the name sukhdeep today
Remember when Leftypol went for that lad with Tourette's because he tic'd the n word at the BAFTAs?
reading the bible and stopping at the end of the old testament
suddenly got fat after 20 years boozing no exercise and eating shite it's not fair
>>220563178keir welcomes some egyptian bloke who hates whites, jews and gays but ye is too much
haven’t read a single post in this thread
>>220563709t. Shlomo Cohenstein
>>220563648thx x>>220563650doubld replyplease can you tell me her name so I can’t watch her getting railed
>>220563704leftypol is a very nasty, vile, and most importantly, a very confused person.
MORE blacksMORE dogsMORE irish
no sharon i dont want to hear your anne-marie playlist while im at work, please just wear earphones
>>220563747why would you want any of these things
no one:not a single solitary soul:rorke:leftypol's nan:leftypol: fill it full of pakistani clans or you're hitler
>>220563784
The absolute STATE of American "right-wingers".https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/2041312617717813468
>>220563747written on a giant furnace
>>220563792God you are a boring cunt
leftypol: fill my arse with cum or you're hitler
hate when people on 4chan compare their ex’s to fit celebritiesyes mate I’m sure your exgf really does look just like syndey sweeney…
>>220563792>BRICS Newswhy are they like this
>>220563535i have rsv-ce because bible in a year uses it
>>2205637791. it's not good to be racist2. dogs are cuter and friendly3. the irish are a very soulful people hope that clears things up xx
>>220563792they're literally golems
sucking a golf ball
>>220563718Kanye literally could've got away with everything if he just:1. Didn't mention Hitler2. Replaced every instance of the word "Jews" in his rants with "Zionists" or "Israelis" insteadIf he'd done that, he'd have had leftypols marching in support of him and proclaiming him a "brave speaker of truth".
>>220563817syndey sweeney is a fucking dogfaced beyotch
>>220563792islam is extremely right wing
rorke mooning in the post-market, institutional buys speculated
council tax went outim broke now x
>>220563851And also extremely anti-White.It's an Arab supremacist religion at its core.
i shagged sydney sweeney in a missile silo once
rorke quaking in his boots with fear of islamic communismrorke quaking with sexual pleasure at the thought of being an Israeli/Trump/Epsteinite golem goy slaveAlso inb4 Mossad agent jannies ban me for criticising Trump/Epstein
>>220563851based
>>220563867that's early mine doesn't go out until the end of the month
prozoid in the flat next door has a client coming over
>>220563718pebblephile
>>220563891you lucky duck
>>220563900rasheed
>>220563915it's me. i'll nip around to yours after for the debrief
>>220563871It's a warrior/bandit religion
>>220563926You pray to Israel
even our guy is shook
>>220563817mine looked a bit like harry kane in a wig desu
20% of australians are casually racist, which means the other 80% are hardcore racist
*creeps silently past the runt cage so as not to disturb the runts contained therein*
>>220563943you pray to a giant cube in mecca and worship a "prophet" who was a literal child-raping paedophile
someone stopped me in the street and said he went to school with me and do i remember him, and i didn't remember him. feel like a right knob
>>22056395020% racist 100% mongs
and the very latest from rorkeypops?
>>220563943not a fan of israel
>>220563944nothing will happenit never doeshe is all talk. all chatter.
munching a Lindt Gold Bunny
>>220563971stfu n00bie or i'll pwn you
>>220563962No I don't Why do you believe anyone critical of Epstein/Israel must be Muslim?
muslim niggas be walking round this in a circle and chanting "OHHHHH ALLAH"
>>220563974he said "australia is rightful english clay, expel all ausmongs and resettle there immediately"
>>220563178Labour is wet
I deserve an aussie gf
>>220563999you'll be shitting soon
having a punt
>>220564014scr
>>220564011because you quite literally just said this: >>220563900>rorke quaking in his boots with fear of islamic communism
>>220564014
janny dont ban me but i just went on pol and saw this image, theres no way this wasnt created by an intelligence agency as propaganda right? its too refined visually and they just smashed all the chud stuff together on the right side and the leftypol stuff on the left. bit too on the nose. like who's putting motion blur and lens flares on a wojak meme. what do you think lads?
>>220563927shouldn't she be the one debriefing you? weheyyyyyyyy
>>220564041do you have autism?
>>220564023uh hi x
>>220564045definitely created by Mossad/CIA glowoids
>>220563718Rockussy
>>220564028
mad he said that tho
>>220564045mad how stuff like this works on americans
>>220564045yeah it's a bit weird
going to give my £5 sewing machine from china a go even though it was clearly a return with some fabric wedged in it so probably just going to ruin my jeans
BREAKING: keir starmer is now in possession of all seven chaos emeralds
>>220564014psr
There could be women from Mossad, CIA and MI5 posting in this thread right now... it could even be YOU
>>220564014if they get a million muslims in the grounds at a time theyre allowed one game of mario kart double dash
how do i switch off the part of my brain that makes me worry about everything I do ever
bacon cheeseburgers for tea x
>>220564015what happens after a generation when the englishmen you've settled in australia become australians?
>>220564085do a test run on some old material
>>220564108drugs
/brit/ sub edition
im a hungry boy but i have no food in the fridgewhat is a boy to do
>>220564045It's just bait most likely. A contingent of people on /pol/ are getting tired of the third-worldist spam (all the people constantly claiming China/Russia/Iran can do no wrong and that the USA is Satan) so they're making shit to make those retards seethe.Nobody seriously has any intentions to enlist. This is a website full of NEETs.
>>220564129let me feed you until youre obese
nth for the baddiedem
>>220564081>leafbuddy you are american just without any of the benefits
The past 30 years of my life have convinced me that the Shia are infinitely more based than S*nni dogs
>>220564108nakedly and unashamedly gaslight yourself continuously until it sticks
>>220564108gun
>>220564045either mossad or just pure poltard retardation. honestly it's 50/50
>>220564141advertising / begging
the sausage are in the oven
>>220564156seething/malding
>>220564108look up retardmaxxing on youtube
>>220564111we wont because it wont be "australia" anymore, it'll just be a part of england
very lacklustre wank
>>220564169will be having chicken thighs myself
shia wanker loves his gobbledygook
>>220564191did a few very questionable ones over the weekend when hungover so off it for a while
>>220564224Umm
USA claims 15 of their soldiers have died. I know for a fact it's more than that. I for reasons I cannot disclose suspect the real number is approximately 750 - 1,250 dead Amerigolems.
>>220564188australia is a continent though so even if the nation of "australia" doesn't exists, people who live there would still be australian by the same notion that niggers living in africa are african
>>220564232lets get those numbers up
>>220563122When is 4chan getting banned in the UK?
mr krabs: i like moneypatrick: my name's patrick!sponbob rorke: Decapitate niggers. Boil nigger brains. Kill all niggers. Decimate niggers. Destroy non-whites.
Hello fellow British "mates"Don't you think its time we destroy the links which bind our empire together?I mean its 2026 already
made the mistake of looking at images of women doing sex to each other and now my willy is wet for fucks SAKE
>>22056426525th July 2025
Got headache team
>>220564275Think they're already broken
dont worry lads, im currently monitoring the situation
i live there
*makes bear noises*
Israel bombed a synagogue in Iran.Why?
might move to Turkmenistan
>>220564265the router that links UK connections to 4chan is based in Iran so it's going offline in like 10 hours
>>220564295
talk me out of the 3am chinese delivery someone please i’m seriously close to the edge
>>2205642652 more weeks
>>220564295the moon really is a big old nothing rock
>>220564295on the moon?
>>220564232700 total casualties maybeProbably around 150 dead
>>220564316Get it ordered
>>220564312Quickly post something british before it goes down!
>>220564335evil enabler
feel slight pain in the right side of my belly must be appendicitis
>>220564316Just go to sleep or if you're that hungry make a sandwich
>>220564331with hordes of cheese
unemployed for months now and the parentbergs are getting increasingly annoyed at me for it (even though i pay rent) and best mate just messaged asking if i want to see the mario movie ffs of course i do but how do i explain that to my parents without them getting mad or laughing
>>220564287hope it's fatal
>>220564045Jews and rightoid American goyim are throwing the term "third worldist" at anyone who opposes global judeo capitalist rule.
>>220564316menulog some dimmies mate
>>220564295if you look very closely you can see my housenot sure if this pic is a dox
>>220564348you go girl!
trump is going to lie at 8pm and say something like we've reached an agreement that is very favorable for us or something and iran is going to say no we didn'tnothing ever happens
>>220564346WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>220564360I mean if you spend all your time defending third-world countries like China and Russia, while simultaneously deriding every the USA or Europe does as "evil", then yeah I think "third-worldist" is an accurate term to describe you. You're also anti-White.
>>220564232the good news is that they completed their objective of.... something.
got a job at the law firm of Shekelberg, Shekelberg & Cohenstein
>>220564381it's like that greenland thing
>>220564389The USA is a 50% white jew-owned plutocracy with 30m blaqs. China is infinitely more based.
ain't shit gon happen at 8pm EST
mate delete that…
also stop blaming us we are mere slaves to israel with 95% of our politicians paid off by aipac and jews running academia, finance and media
20 years in da /britfeel/
>>220564432China is composed 100% of wogs who openly hate White people and want to destroy us for what our ancestors did to them during the "Century of Humiliation".If you side with China you are the definition of a useful idiot. A puppet being pulled along by Chang and Zhang.
>>220564473i wanted some pussy. I compromised. I jerked off instead
So what are you doing now that King Charles is a muslim
>>220564473*throws away the key*
>>220564481Nobody cares about ZOGged plutocracies, 2016stein. Rightoids like Meloni get into power and crank up immigration to civilisation-ending levels. Europe basically died in 1945 so if China obeys the laws of nature and practices a nationalist policy it will inherit the planet and rightly so.
>>220564559>Rightoids like Meloni get into power and crank up immigration to civilisation-ending levels.100% factual
very strange schizo samefagging
>>220564559So you are openly begging to be dominated by Chinks now. My god you are a cuck.This is what passes for political discourse on nu-4chan, everybody. "Fuck me harder Ching Chong daddy!"
>>220564559imagine what's gonna happen when farage gets into power. boriswave will look like child's play
The past decade has basically proven that Rightoids are far more ZOGged and Schwabed than the left in general.
>>220564608I wouldnt get that far. They all answer to the same master
>>220564597No, just pointing out reality.YOOKAY Ltd has been ruled by jewish capitalists for over a century. So why panic about the Chinese taking over when jews are already flooding us with Africans and Indians?
It's illegal to call oat milk "milk" in the UK, but you can openly and legally support the genocide of Iran, Palestine, and the nuclear fires of WW3 killing us all.
>>220564608your brain is literal mush from 4chan
>>220564598>>220564608>Yesssss, good little waitu piggu, don't vote Reform. Vote Green instead, don't you know they're based & redpilled on the Jooz?
>>220564435he'll blow up some power plants then hallucinate another meeting again
>>220564588did u draw the tears on this one yourself
>>220564608The left has always been anti-israel because it opposes colonialism, apartheid, genocide The right is just a bunch of schizo retard cope with no clear logic to their thinking
>>220564643Its not illegal to call oat milk milk unless youre selling it as milk
no oat ever gave me milk tbqhwy
>>220564671Exactly. You can't call oat milk milk. But you can support Israel/amerikkka killing us all in nuclear fire.
feel bad I popped into a stream for a about a minute and got gifted a sub
>>220564668>because it opposes colonialism, apartheid, genocideif it's done by the west
>>220564690lil dairy bitch nigga
Supporting the USA is browncoded
toilet bog fart
foids using the term "side quest" is cultural appropriation from incels they should have to call it "boring normie shit"
>>220564668>The left has always been anti-israel because it opposes colonialism, apartheid, genocideThe USSR backed Israel during the very early years, but ditched them because 1. They refused to be a Soviet puppet state and 2. Arab nationalists like Nasser were leaning socialist and pro-Soviet so it was useful to play them against Israel.
>>220564725Ah I see you have fallen for the lie of believing the USSR was socialist
>>220564646Reform are literally just Tories 2.0 lolAny rightoid who votes for them deserves everything they get
always found it odd that vegan niggas want alternatives to animal products and then try deathly hard to have their alternatives be as close as possible to the animal products
blacked out while getting gangblacked
>>220564749Ah, I see you're a Trotskyist retard.
>>220564771s
>>220564749This is cope
So we're just letting trump end the world then? Ok cool
>>220564749correct. it was communist
>>220564777Nope. Trotsky was a capitalist too.As per Marx, socialism requires abolition of the commodity form, and with it commodity production for exchange value, and the accumulation of surplus value.If you're genuinely curious about real Communism then read Bordiga, Damen, Pannekoek, Luxemburg.
yooooo
nanberg rocking the arsenal luton town half and half tonight
>>220564819You don't know what that word means
The British capital is like 40% White with 1m Bantus That's real third worldism
>>220564823name? dont bother if she doesnt have nudes
>>220564820>socialism requires some abstract bullshit that everyone that ever tries fails to obtainlol
>>220564818Don't worry mate I've got a handle on itThank me tomorrow when we all wake up
>>220564841London is great.
*shucks and jives*
>>220564865*tosses you a watermelon*
Rorke slammed.
>>220564838you dont know what sex feels like
yanks are subhuman cretins but they really struck gold with college sports
>>220564846Kylie Jenner lol
>>220564903It all seems over the topAmerican Football is awful
>>220564857Stop producing what the market craves to generate forever growth, and instead produce what people actually need.Stop giving capitalists half the wealth generated, redistribute the resources amongst everyone.Stop the capitalist markets and replace money with non-transferable single use labour vouchers until communism is achieved.It's that simple and yet nobody has ever tried it.
>>220564890fakin screming
hello?
no more news, let /brit/ die
>>220564972nigga adele
I NEED A KEBAB!!!!!!!!!
mad kendall jenner still has no black baby like all of her sisters
I need a new
Leftypol cooking meat free burgers on the barbie wearing his pinny with a bikini clad woman's torso printed on it
>>220564989odd post
>>220564925doesn't work in a globalised economy we'd have to go back to agrarianism and full self sufficiency. good luck paying for imports with your labour vouchers
>>220564989Thats rebellion in her family
>>220564986to the tune of I need a hero by Bonnie Tyler
>>220565008you see that's why the revolution needs to be international and global else it will always fail
>>220564925>yet nobody has ever tried itIts been tried mate
>>220565034ye that'll happen hahahahaha stupid commie cunts
>>220565046nope
>>220565034Everyone in the world just agreeing to do the same thing :).
>>220565082>>220565082>>220565082
>>220565049How's the current system working for you>>220565074Nobody said agree. This isn't a democracy. It will be forced on people and no apologies will be made for the terror when the day comes.
>>220565034never going to happen though is it
>>220565106
>>220565095have a place to live, not starving, access to innumerable amenities that would never exist under communismgoing pretty well besides the increasing presence of 'them'
>>220564890Poo scr