I will never have a wife and children

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dota2 will finally be playable again, bros.

>>220565109
hope russian lad is ok and the dogs aren't bothering him too much

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>>220565102
25 degrees in london tomorrow, might go to the swimming pool for the first time in forever

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Why has france got its shit together and not us

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Weapons of the golem spotted flying over Somerset approx. 3 hours ago.

>>220565141
de gaulle's spirit lives on

>>220565108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o

in lieu of that here's a song for you lad

>>220565143
wish they were bombing the UK

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Remembering the time when i was a young lad and had my first kiss with hollywood a lister Demi Moore

>>220565166
based album and song

>>220565143
Are they gonna noooook?

>>220565095
>no apologies will be made for the terror when the day comes.
why do commiemongs talk like this? they're all trannies and soft cunts

>>220565194
Theyre violent freaks with a victim complex

>>220565176
The boy was 15 and she was 19, hardly any wrongdoing here. Fuck's sake.

>>220565194
The world is not memes in your palauan fishing rod assembly echochamber

>>220565172
what a horribel thing to say

>>220565194
he probably doesnt even leave his mums house lol

>>220565194
Larping gimps

rorke... the ropes.....

>>220565220
she's a nonce. plain and simple

leftypol getting exposed to too much mercury during pregnacy

>>220565194
commies think doing reigns of terror over and over will eventually end in a utopia somehow

>>220565176
this is how my japanese hentais start out

>>220565176
bet whatever hollywood goblin jew who set this up and recorded it was furiously beating his circumcised cock to this and relishing the decline of the white nuclear family

>>220565248
Bit of chop pooey is it?

)UN( Part 3

>>220565248
i want this!

>>220565248
what comes out if you kick elton john up his arse

>>220565248
fucking scran

>>220565194
After the 2023 bombings in Israel, a lot of leftypols were getting uppity and fantasising about doing the same thing in America, just straight-up massacring white Yanks and Canadians and handing it over to random Natives. And they argued it would be totally morally correct to do so because "colonists deserve to die".

I'm convinced leftymongs are just totally devoid of all morality.

>>220565082
Hehe
Beanz

>>220565251
Alcoholic spastics who only left england to go to Mallorca for a three-dayer on a charter flight think and say what

Just saw that thing Trump said about an entire civilisation dying tonight, very ominous

Got an 8:30 rez at Burger King

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So where does left-leaning go now?

>>220565176
Nice…

these czechcasting vids are pretty good but they spend too much time yapping and the guy can't last long enough

>>220565251
meanwhile capitalists are doing actual reigns of terror over and over again

>>220565327
He's pushed himself into a corner with two options: TACO or nuclear genocide.

>>220565300
leftists have adopted a totalising worldview which is held beyond criticism. they isolate themselves from information that challenges that worldview which deranges them. they either become a useful idiot as we are seeing a lot of, or they become dangerous.

>>220565338
for me its old asian street meat videos

The forecast for the next few hours is 1’ c wind 20mph by 1.00am turning to 20,000 ‘c with strong 500mph gusts from the east.

UV forecast is high. Use plenty of suncream on whatever skin is left.

>>220565327
>you will explode!!! i mean it grrr!!!

was walking to aldi to get some booze but there were a number of the so called yute on the path
turned around and walked home
its not safe for a sensitive young man like me

>>220565353
jfc

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people would rather eat nothing than the traditional british meal

>>220565341
not a reign of terror is it?

>>220565353
the old bald fat bloke was too gross for me and the recent stuff is shit too

My arsehole smells so damn good

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You lads watched What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? Leo plays a proper retard and it’s absolutely fucking kino.

actually want a chinky now after that pic cor

>>220565345
Get em vapourised I say
True peace in the middle east is only attainable once it's rid of all its inhabitants and replaced with newbuilds

>>220565336
Mental how big Jackson Hinkle is

Not sure what to have for my last meal tonight

>>220565388
shouldn't call it that

>>220565327
Lads, if Trump starts the nuclear war then where are the Artemis astronauts going to land?

>>220565395
yeah tell us something we dont know!

>>220565338
Czechwifeswap is where it's at
the kino fights the men get in at the end for shagging each others wives are always good

for my tea tonight i had southern fried chicken steak, crinkle cut chips, beans, and tenderstem broccoli
oh yes, happy days, what can i say

>>220565395
*tranny freak

>>220565402
who says i cant

>>220565403
on the moon obviously

>>220565336
>left leaves to bluesky
>wtf why is twitter so rightwing now

>>220565416
aren't those completely fake. i swear i've seen the girls in other vids

>>220565341
It's not REAL capitalism like dreamt and designed by the superior english minds of John Locke and Adam Smith and David Ricardo who laid down the ground rules and everybody heeded them and was unaltered until the time of Rorke's grandpa.
It's FAKE capitalism imolemented by Tony Blair and Kei Starmer who are satanist communists.

Remember a girl at school pooed herself during sex and the entire year found out

>>220565336
>jimmy fallon

>>220565445
yes it's all fake
only czechcasting is real or at least the people running it were all arrested

>>220565434
Aw shit, they'll have to go back.

>>220565490
um i thought that was girlsdoporn

>>220565336
>"Left leaning"
>It's all pro-Israel centrist democrats

for me, it's czech casting andrea 1542

it pie night

>>220565336
>Jackson Hinkle
>"right-wing"

get me a chow mein NOW

>>220565530
Your last ever pie. Enjoy it

nukes just flew over my house

what would actually happen if he did drop a cheeky nuke?

>>220565518
>Mehdi Hasan
>"pro-Israel"

>>220565479
My gf once farted in my fave while I was down on her.
Get out there lads, women can be disgusting and childish too. Fuck normality

>>220565563
For once I actually believe it

>>220565519
gato gigante ajajaja

>>220565546
he's a nazbol

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new stalker slop

I wish /brit/ was a nice place where we could post pictures of our bookshelves and pets and nice things were were doing and nice places we'd visited

>>220565596
enjoy that russian botnet

nuke this nuke that who the fucking hell cares

we've got nazbol for dinner :)

Nigger slop

>>220565530
Hallelujah

>>220565588
So, not right-wing then.

>>220565597
you can do that
if you post yours i will be nice

might start screaming in public

>>220565596
ok i will play it!
not even a military nerd stalker games are just so fun. should try stalker gamma if you havent

>>220565612
s

>>220565612
sounds simply delicious

>>220565605
they're finnish

>>220565629
too many doing that already

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rorke decided that he's a submissive mouse for some reason

YOU BLEW IT UP

>>220565563
Oh shit they missed, I'll be more careful next time

forgot to renew my gang weed membership

>>220565643
Rorke has always been a cuckold to big powerful men, it's pathetic.

>>220565620
fiscally left wing socially right wing

>>220565680
is rorke a closeted homosexual

>>220565643
viktor orban is toby??

>>220565596
What is stalker slop? What is that genre?

What does Farage think of the Trump nuke situation?

>>220565699
stalker like

rorke getting blown back by a large gust of wind and rolling backwards in perfect form then looking to leftypol and saying "bit windy out ain't it?

BREAKING NEWS: The UN has stated it is "deeply troubled" by the news that Trump/Israel may unleash a nuclear genocide against the Iranians and launch the start of WW3 later this evening.

I miss winter
All I see now are yoga pants yoga pants yoga pants

rember to stay hydrated and wear sun cream. i already got sunburnt today

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Having some salad and salad cream with my tea team

>>220565386
And his big fat mum

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>>220565708

fuciking hell i need to lose a few pounds

unemployed for months now and the parentbergs are getting increasingly annoyed at me for it (even though i pay rent) and best mate just messaged asking if i want to see the mario movie ffs of course i do but how do i explain that to my parents without them getting mad or laughing

Bird poop scraped off a man’s car appeared on a drug test as cocaine. A toddler’s ashes registered as methamphetamine or ecstasy.

And a great-grandmother’s medicine tested positive for cocaine – spawning a 15-month legal nightmare, forcing her to refinance her home, and spurring a new state law that could set a precedent across the country.

Colorado just enacted the nation’s first law banning arrests based solely on the results of colorimetric drug tests – a field test widely used by law enforcement across the country.

The tests are popular because they’re chea

I don't think it's happening tonight, but just saying that if WW3 ever does start I WILL be killing myself immediately.

>>220565781
just say you're off to see your gf

>>220565781
isn't that movie for children
i don't mean for families i mean for actual children

>>220565300
arent most leftypols also white yanks though
they are colonisers and settlers too why dont they leave themselves first

>>220565748
corr
wish i was awake when the sun was out

>>220565798
Might be really good

>>220565781
>having to justify yourself in front of your parents for watching a movie

Holy fuck they got you on a leash. Just go and watch the damn movie, pussy.

>>220565804
dont have one
>>220565806
yes but itll be so bad its good funny and i dont get out much x and fox mccloud is in it love star fox

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>>220565811

>JD Vance tries to call Trump at a Viktor Orbán rally and gets sent to voicemail

beans

>>220565830
i only have that one friend and dont go out so they always ask where im going when i do. didnt even let me order stuff without looking until last year when my parents split, remember ordering something when i was around 19 and my mum coming into my room to ask what it was and threatening to look around for it because she wanted to make fun of me

>>220565854
british culture?

>>220565854
remember when vance called trump hitler?

>>220565820
would end up seeing more of "them"

Mad how leftypol called trump the new Hitler and we all laughed at him

>>220565870
Mongboy mongboy *starts flicking your ears *

remember when i posted that thing and you all laughed and said i was the best poster here?

>>220565903
Whys that mad

>>220565903
everyone is hitler to that hysterical incel gimp

wish i could have a drink in the evening from time to time
you know, an occasional glass of wine
however if i touch the stuff it turns into a rampant steamingtoil and next thing you know i'm giving the takeaway jew money at 1am on a worknight

ah
completely unprompted racism
i see

>>220565940
Because we all took the piss out of him

hi everyone

Honest question: Is Trump any worse on foreign policy than Obama and Bush were? All I've heard so far is more criticism of things Trump says, not what he's actually done.

>>220565913
thats not very nice

>>220565958
Because its stupid and wrong?

>>220565965
v

>>220565958
that also isnt mad. everyone takes the piss out of him all the time

>>220565945
Netanyahu is literally Hitler though.
Well maybe not *literally*, but you get my point.

>>220565834
>fox mccloud is in it
There's a new starfox game coming?

What was the name of that Paraguayan goalkeeper that would take free kicks and stuff?

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And dinner is served! Bon appetit

i'm the least racist person in /brit/

>>220565978
No, Hitler died in 1945 and Netanyahu was born 1949 so it is impossible for him to be 'literally Hitler'. Very stupid comment.

>>220565988
chilavert

>>220565988
chilavert

>>220565966
I don't recall Obama or Bush threatening to invade an ally territory or shitting on our war dead

>>220565988
Higuita?

elton

>>220565988
he was brazillian and i can't remember

>>220565980
new one is in development i think but fox shows up in the film
just going to tell my parents im going to watch ryan gosling or somethifn

>>220565989
WW2 rationing level protein serving there

>>220565988
Ariaga II

>Gina Miller, a London-based investment manager for the firm SCM Private, is spearheading a landmark legal case which could have huge ramifications for Brexit and the UK's entire constitutional landscape.

>Miller, as Business Insider's Jim Edwards reported earlier this month, is the claimant in a historic lawsuit which will be heard by the Supreme Court in October.

>She argues the prime minister should not be able to use royal prerogative to invoke Article 50 -- the official process of leaving the European Union. Instead, Theresa May, or whoever is PM, should be legally required to secure parliamentary approval before triggering Britain's departure from the 28-nation bloc.

>The stakes of the case could not be higher. If the court rules in Miller's favour, May will not be able to begin Britain's official withdrawal from the EU until the majority of MPs vote in favour of it. In theory, it would give MPs the license to severely delay Brexit.


yeah good luck sweetheart

>>220565966
bush did the two wars and obongo flooded yurop with muslims
big don bombs terrorist funding muslims who should have been bombed decades ago, but he says mean things so he's obviously hitler

>>220565989
waiter! waiter! I'll have a tiny bit of chicken, thick cut chips for extra carbs, and runtsalad with a side of elton john
>and to drink sir?
monster energy can of course!
>very good sir

chips look a bit undercooked 2bh

>>220566005
These are just things he's said.

>>220566025
What would you have then?

>>220565997
And im the most racist *shakes your hand * we're not so different you and i. Unless youre a brownoid of course

>>220565966
there were more yank military strikes on foreign soil under obama than any other president

>>220566030
ha

>>220566050
Ok I don't recall Obama or Bush kidnapping a countries leader

Just imagined what if someone was born half human half monkey
That would be mental.

>>220566036
did this post get stuck in the internet tubes for 6 years then?

>>220566043
fucking scuh-REAMING my tiny bollocks to bits

why are all female footballers lesbians

>>220566043
Nothing wrong with my dinner and I'm drinking an apple tango (sugarfree) not Monster

>>220566044
The oven door is broken and doesn't close properly have to lodge a shoe against it when something is cooking or it just swings open

Corr imagine the state of Elton John's arsehole after a long night

>>220566036
The proverbial remoaner

>>220566073
That's a fair point

>>220565597
Alri Ruby Granger

>>220566097
like ten grammes of protein and two giant handfuls of carbloaded fatty chips no wonder you've got a chub on lad

>>220566075
Was an anime about this. A half human half chimpanzee. Called Darwin Jihen. Haven't seen it myself

>>220565989
>no meat
ngmi

>>220566067
well he's black so beyond reproach actually rorke you bigot.

>>220566075
pilk

>>220566073
Sadam?

>>220565722
Awful body

>>220565597
and our cocks too

There's a fucking Birdseye BBQ chicken fillet on my fucking plate. How much protein do you fat bastards need?

I mean this with no irony, not as a joke, as a statement of literal fact - there are currently yank ZOG planes flying over my house.

>>220565989
Posting a pic of your shite dinner is very /r9k/-coded. Reminds me of Helperlad spamming pics of whatever he was eating on his spacker tray.

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he a luh heinous yeh?

Haven't wanked in 4 days
Willy feels sensitive

>>220566184
he's a namefag from /britfeel/ called tilde who migrated here because even they couldn't stand his shite

>For his birthday, Donald Trump learns that he’s personally under investigation.Until now, the scope of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election was unclear. While it was obvious that some of Trump’s underlings had been entangled in the investigation, it was unknown how far it extended up the chain of command. Trump himself, citing fired FBI Director James Comey as an authority, claimed that he himself was not under investigation.

>We now know this is no longer true. As the Washington Post reports, Mueller “is interviewing senior intelligence officials as part of a widening probe that now includes an examination of whether President Trump attempted to obstruct justice, officials said.”

>>220566179
meds now.

>>220566175
Thing is, we aren't in rebellion against the bodies we were born in, so we don't fear protein.

>Zarah Sultana's emergency bid to halt a NCA probe into her sudden and mystery £40 million fortune has been denied by a HIgh Court judge

Ok I don't recall Obama or Bush putting blanket tariffs on the entire planet including islands where only penguins live

EW bait is so tiresome

>>220566197
sup mouldie

Ok I don't recall Obama or Bush bombing Iran causing the global economy to delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvphwrKo52s

>>220566226
not as bad as warmongering which Obama is #1 for

>>220566217
Screem

Trump is an agent of ZOG trying to cause a global apocalypse because 1. Bibi has kompromat of him fiddling kids and 2. His schizo Christian fundementalist yesmen tell him it will make Jesus return

>>220566226
Did any of those actually go through? Genuine question

>>220566280
meds

Nothing Ever Happens

I'm all in...

This 'Ok I don't' poster has chastity cage wearer energy

>>220566293
remember to "yam" your mould yodie!

timmy: did any of those batons actually go through? genuine question

>>220566293
HOW CAN I TAKE MEDS WHEN ZOG JETS ARMED WITH NUKES ARE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE????
THIS IS REAL DAMNIT, IM A HUMAN BEING. THIS IS REALITY. I HATE THIS SHIT.

>>220566172
gay boy

hate my life and want to die

>>220566335
ktim

>>220566319
sup mouldie x

>>220566318
its a meat alternative yodie
>>220566322
you should cheer up crodie. those jets are protecting our neoliberal values

>>220565102
Four day special regime change operation

>>220566370
sup mouldie u good ? x

>>220566335
this is me, just not enjoying it

>>220566261
unc is straight up dying fr fr ong

Jar jar binks rape arse

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Someone went mental and threw their shit all over the TV room in the psych ward

having an hypochondric episode again

>ok but what has he actually physically done

Ok we'll just pretend the things he has "only said" hasn't caused fucking non stop chaos, ruined the world order that America spent 80+ years established to benefit for themselves, fucked oil prices and economies over the world and so on

might change my sheets for the first time in 2026

>>220566395
Don’t worry bro you’re fine

you have 30 seconds to sell me this sex arse
go!

Its Israel's fault that we're all going to die in a couple hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-U9IsP_xk

>>220566335
it can get better

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>>220566387

>>220566417
Do you want a sex arse? Here's a sex arse.

saw a gdp girl on black ambush which is quite insensitive to the ones who were tricked really I thought

>>220566417
uh uh its plump and juicy and i didnt use it that much

What will Israel and the US do once they realize their apocalypse didn't make jesus return?

remember when gerry adams said the n-word lol

>>220566391
going to be working in one of these soon

>>220566417
there's a little piece of poo stuck inside it

>>220566396
They did that in 2001 and 2003

>>220566471
not sure israel is concerned with the return of jesus

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Shakedown, 2010

>>220566489
Jews await the return of the messiah

>>220566471
Christianity will be over, everyone will admit it was wrong and we'll rebuild humanity from the ruins of the nuclear wasteland

>>220566508
who they do not consider to be jesus

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>>220565082

>>220566518
cronem munchin dey mould mhmm x

>>220566480
Shit m8 good luck especially if you’re going to an acute/forensic one

thinking about all the fun times we had with trump
x

amerigolems be like: i hate universal usb c i wish we had 20 different chargers and cables

>>220566508
There's actually a big split in the Ultra-Orthodox Jews right now because like 40% of them believe some guy from Brooklyn NYC called Rebbe Schneerson is the Jewish Messiah

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jumo

>>220566518
I thought that already happened last year

any of you lads tried melatonin
on one hand it has definitely improved my sleep but on the other i've had two separate dreams i've been sucking my brother off

>>220566030
HOWLING

mental how it's sunny and everyone is enjoying it with their families and friends while I'm sat indoors alone

I love her bros

>>220566574
Tried some melanin iygwim x

shalom it is I
the messiah
*does a dance*

>>220566574
don't see the issue

>>220566583
i'm sat indoors alone but the footy's on in a minute x

>>220566576
Simpsons reference haha

>>220566574
it will make u black

>>220566605
look at him go

>>220566583
Why not take a walk in your local public park

Melinate that man!

>>220566611
that'a no replacement for a family and social life

>>220566574
just take magnesium and stop fucking with your natural hormone production bum nigga

Laundry machine sounds like it is anout to launch off

I'm saving my post for the next thread for the proper responses. You all better get redy!!

Imagine thinking that zionists actually believe in God.

>>220566584
women are evil

Iran should shoot that rocket flying around the moon

>Laundry machine
u fukin wot

>>220566624
ah yes remind myself of what i'm missing out on when I spend all of my time alone indoors

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what are they thinking about lads?

>>220566637
Who needs a family and social life when you support the greatest football team in the world, giving the bosses a good night's sleep?

sulad has passed away

>>220566637
>that'a no replacement for a family
alright mario

>>220566689
NHH

bought some superglue and the only thing i've managed to glue is my fingers

just funny to me that the guy that came around calling himself the messiah immediately started shitting on them relentlessly so they killed him but other jews were like nah he lowkey has a point

do the goink

>>220566672
Youre not missing out much, just the sun and nature will make you happy bro

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>>220566666
>the post
>the digits

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>>220566675

thought i saw my brother in the park but i didn't have my glasses on so i wasn't sure and i wasn't about to go right up to some guy to be sure

>>220566713
the sun ages you

>>220566700
s

>>220566666
:(

just saw my brother in the park, blind cunt ignored me

>>220566666
Digits confirm

>>220566700
scrembolibfgefrg

snape being black makes more sense

>>220566750
you ignored me you've got the perfect vision you prick

will have to get up and go to work tomorrow, just not on is it

>>220565106
>>220565106
>>220565106
non yank edition

>>220566769
how so?

so are we getting a new Operation Linebacker tonight yeah?

must be weird having a brother. like do you grow up comparing dicks with him and that

>>220566527
Theyd know for sure

>>220566700
Hahahaha

>>220566790
it's logical to me the only black kid in the boarding school in the 70s would be getting clarted every single day