Surf Rock editionprev >>220575024
Sometimes my farts are so rancid it makes me question if I'm actually human
Listening to some surf rock and wearing my sneakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5LmyNNsrE
dont want to go to work tomorrow but I have nothing to do anyway
Say you'll never love forever never stop or whatever>>220576630Your shtick is getting old
>>220576646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw8zUMjEW0I
some of the kinoest pictures ever taken since photography was invented
Who won the war
>>220576667i took this photo
>>220576646Unfortunately there really are people without an internal monolog, or even a mind's eye. Seems like such a bleak existence
>>220576673Me desu
i cant take it anymore
>>220576678How
>>220576685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI
Legal prostitution without coercion or trafficking is morally okay
>>220576673gock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZKdOcOk4Bk
>>220576703>trafficking A meme. You arriving you to your tinder hookup is trafficking
>>220576721>your tinder hookup
need 10cc of gock stat!
>>220576678i dont think so nasa astronaunts post under spanish/australian/us flags on int not icelandic, that's where the nasa DSN connects them to the internet (unless they moved their internet gateway into some VPN like their internal net)
Insomnia beating my ass again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uuorcrtmNY>Time and again I tell myself >I'll stay clean tonight >But the little green wheels are following me >Oh no, not again
My life amounts to very little
>>220576802I'VE NEVER DONE GOOOOOD THINGSI'VE NEVER DONE BAAAAD THINGSI'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING, OUT OF THE BLUEWant an axe to break the iceWanna come down right now
>>220576695
idk if you guys are memeing about "gock" but that shit is fucking gross
>>220576828<3
>>220576835I thought it was just a funny way to spell cock. Is there an actual definition?
i'm sick and twisted
im mentally ill
>>220576852Same
>>220576848It’s a portmanteau
>>220576867Ohhhh, is it girl cock?
>>220576691classified>>220576774i did take it and you cant prove me wrong
surf rock is post punk
Im hungry
>>220576872Yeppers
idk if you guys are memeing about "surf rock" but that shit is fucking mid and not post punk
>>220576887its one retarded autist forcing it or fishing for (you)s
>>220576887It's one schizo
jerked off to the thought of Brown women again award
also, eat shit, surf rock kicks asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEoN64xoihM
Americans will be paying iran to rebuild. Orange man is such a pussy, can't believe I supported him
idk if you guys are memeing about "sneakers o’toole" but that shit is just a one-off cutaway gag from fucking family guy
>>220576887It's either a Jeet or a tranny.Might even be Sethy trying to move to another board after I kicked him out of /tv/ last year.
we're reaching /brit/ levels of nonsensical shitposting and gimmicks
>>220576902Art of the deal, libcuck
>>220576874prove it
>>220576926shut up rorke
>>220576924If you don’t stop posting this I’ll cum all over my own fucking face.
surf rock is girl cock
American soldiers died for this
she gock on my poon till i mpreg
I bet you guys would like Sneakers O’Toole if she had a massive futa gock
get ready surf rockers
Two schizos? We're a madhouse
>>220576938lol
>>220576961
what do you think about O'Toole's surf rock policy
I always buy an XL because I'm like 80% torso
them iranian niggas is cookin us on twitter on god
>>220576968Dick Dale was Arab
>>220576968he wouldnt say that
Some girls are very cute
If one more person mentions sneakers I’m gonna squeeze a poop out of my dickhole
yall we just had 7 leafs in a row
Just saw blood when I wiped my ass again. You know what that means.... 6 more weeks of war with Iran
alright this edible was a bit much for a tuesday night might pass out before my goydash order arrives
>>220576986And it was a series of extremely low quality posts
Got my 3ds up and running. The circle pad was bugged and kept inputting up. So I used my mini screwdrivers to try to get into it. But the guy I bought it from must have jizzed into them and the screws stripped from me trying to get them out. So if I couldn’t get into it from the back to unhook the CPAD cable I decided to smash my way in from the front. I went medieval on the circle pad with my screw driver and severed the connection from the front. This 3ds will never have a working circle pad again, but it had to be done. Now I can use it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3NuFGQsKGY
he was a boy, she was a girl (with a penis)can i make it anymore obvious
>>220576993imma be real with you little jim jam, no one gives a fuck the beach boys are irrelevant
>>220576998never liked my 3DS. I only got it to homebrew for DS games and old pre gen 5 systems
>>220576998Nice hand, bro
I'm so disappointed
>>220577011Why
Just ate some delicious Indo mie ramen. Tomorrow I will be having strangled diarrhea shits but it's so worth it.
he was a boy (with a vagina), she was a girl (with a penis)can i make it anymore obvious
my life is a movie
>>220577023Same, desu
>>220577004Dick Dale was an Arab-American
>>220576991How much do you need to take to get zooted? 30mg puts me in a coffin.
>>220577005Yeah same, I am kinda mad I was tricked into working on it instead of just playing on my PS Vita. This 3DS has been nothing but problems. Sound bugging, Cpad bugging out. My Vita has given me 0 problems. Fuck nintendo. >>220577007Thank you.
absolutely horrendous performance by Canadians in /cum/ tonight
My life is like a video game...
Is this a bot?
>>220577012I wanted Iran to die
finna re-open my porn tabs from yesterday and go freaky on my bock
>>220577038I'm glad that didn't happen, actually
>>220577031hey fuck you, the DS and game boy were god tier
surf rock on
>>220577039>keeping porn tabs openBut what it you have a cute girl over and you want to show her something cool on your computer?
>>220577037is surf rock post punk
Had to describe what a "homeroom" was to a foreigner today. I really don't know besides it's first period and I don't want to explain beyond periods
>>220577030General rule is 10mg = 1x1g joint.
>>220577055We didn't even have homeroom in high school or middle school. Well we kind of did, but we only met a few times a year to get report cards and stuff, and not for longer than 15-30 minutes
the surf rock debate
>>220577047I’m aware, but I use my Vita to play GBA classics because it has an OLED screen, I can upload games to the memory card over wifi or usb cable AND it never gives me problems unlike that weeb shit Nintendo hardware SHIT
one of the grestest /cum/s of all time
>>220577023my life's a shit show
>>220577068surf rocker
When I did drugs I would regularly take a 100+ mg chocolate bar and just lay in bed and listen to music as it felt like my legs and arms were put on backwardsWonder what that would feel like now that I'm years sober
Who is surf rock? Is that kid rocks brother
>>220577051>what it you have a cute girl over>>220576724
>>220576980he did
>>220577066Yeah it's not something you can define you have to go there and what
>>220577080>100 mgThat would just give me a huge panic attack and make my chest feel like it was going to explode.20 mg is plenty
can we please stop talking about surf rock?
>>220577081surf rock is Sneakers O'Toole
I love my /cum/bums! <3
>>220577088It's a bad gimmick he'll start talking about >>220577089 afterwards
>>220577088why do you want to silence the discussion on surf rock so badly
Slowly coming to the realization that my life is like a video game and there's nothing I can do about it...
surf gock is /cum/'s 9/11
>>220577089surf rock is post punk
i refuse to be molested
>>220577100Fuck no/cum/s 9/11 was the arrival of Matthew Zazueta
>>220577030Idk the stuff here feels inconsistent, I usually take 40mg then wait 2-3 hours and take 10-15 more if it's not hitting, would prefer to just smoke but they don't sell vapes anymore and I'm not going out of my way to find a dealer
https://youtu.be/PKVOeQICi1AOFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!!!
i consent to be gocked
>>220577104*convinces u to be molested then rapes u*haha weeeeeeeeee !! :D
i consent to surf rock
Check this shit outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJWX5Np_k3o
Dwayne "Surf Rock" Johnson
Silver price upGas price downLife is GOODSimple as
>>220577113Representing Wellington Upon Trent
Where is he?
>>220577130check'd
>>220577145Xhe has never given a fuck about us. Xhe let butthew spam forever
Kick is such a garbage website
>>220577146Post punk can be surf rock!
>>220577145surfing
The worst part about this month long conflict is that they allowed gas stations to water down the gas with 15% ethanal and you just KNOW that theres going to be a ton of pump jews that won't stop doing it, won't advertise they are doing it and still keep the price as if they weren't doing it
there's gock havers and bussy havers and no in between
>>220577163It's alright for softcore pornography
there's surf rock and post punk and no in between
Trump got humbled so hardIran still standingRevolutionary Guards still KangzStrait under full Iranian controlCeasefire negotiations via PAKISTANNo death of a civilizationNo bridge and power plant day
I need albanian gf bros.
Big Chungus
I need A gf
>>220577168That sounds illegal
If you kill an entire countries leadership hierarchy they win... Trumps biggest mistake...
>>220577192Take off your shoes!!
surf's out
>>220577201fraud is rampant in the US of A
There's not enough time to build anything worthwhile and before long decay erodes whatever is already built
>>220577191What about a Kosavar gf? They speak Albanian
>>220577208Nopers
smurf rock
Tsuchinoko if he real.
>>220577191Ewhttps://youtu.be/dwkfPvKeugQ
surf gock is sneakers rock
>>220577222Tsuchinoko is realIt's just a well fed snake
>>220577099Life is nothing more than a fat pile of dirty donkey dick
>>220577218I need your swarthiest kosavar woman right now.
life aint shit but a fat vagina
holy shit guys turn on walter cronkite we are under attack
I’ve got a real fuckass shitpoop coming out of my gay dick later this evening.
ngl this sneakers o'toole guy is mogging zoomzoom rn
Just renewed my 4chan pass for 3 more years
Bros... Ask your gfs if they would catch you if you were a pokemon and if so which pokeball and berries they would use and give you... Their answer will tell you ALOT.
This is all very Orwellian. Lovecraftian, even.
>>220577228It's also an alcoholic like most japanese.
>>220577234
>>220577241>walter cronkitejurassic unc
>>220577254I need a master ball to catch a gf
>>220577266Celebrities need a new surgeon because this could like 20 people from the thumbnail
>>220577266
How is there a basketball team called the Milwaukee Bucks
>>220577219We’ll never get him in those shoes…
>>220577285More ridiculous that there's a team called "wizards" because "bullets" was too offensive
>>220577266there's just no way she has a gock...... unless.....?
My favourite Pokemon is Whiscash because just look at his fucking face it’s hilarious. But if I myself was a Pokemon, I think I would be Slowbro. Somebody once told me I would be a Slowbro and honestly I dig the vibe. Maybe the Galarian Slowbro in particular.
>>220577298For me it's Teddiursa
>>220577298I like the subtly racist pokemon. I play pokemon go and I like to leave them in gyms where I know that demographic live or work.Yesterday I left this lil niggy in a neighborhood gym where I know its mostly angry black pipo
for me, it's gardevoir(male)
For me its eevee its so cute and hot at the same time
>>220577311>Yesterday I left this lil niggy in a neighborhood gym where I know its mostly angry black pipoLmao do you have pokopia?
>>220577321no i dont own a switch and i havent checked if I can emulate it yet
>>220577051>What if you have a cute girl overKek but in the off chance I actually do there is much better things to show her
I leave this one at chinese restaurants
I'm crazy nuts loco ese awooga woogah!!
>>220577343Me asf as fuck
any honest, hard-working Americans in here?
is this a bad time to join the navy?
Linkin Park - Numb [Naruto AMV]
i have 6 weeks to get a job and move out or i'm fucked
>>220577367No. Real hardworkers are asleep and that leaves Calipoornians on benefits
>>220577394Idk if it's different in Canada but it's actually probably 4 weeks because they withhold pay for the first 2 weeks
i'm a poortlander on benefits thoever
>>220577403Did you ever go that feminist library from Portlandia?
>>220577400it's the same here but i might go back to working for a shady construction guy who wouldnt withhold my pay
>>220577395I have a job, thoughever
Reading a book (bought w/ NEETbux).
That one anon begged me to listen to a song he linked earlier and didn't even give me a (you) when I did!
America is a northern European cuntry
>>220577412but are you honest though?
>>220577335LOL
I don't tip I never tip
>>220577439Jewish
>>220577410no i didn't know that was a thing, i don't leave my house
>>220577444Don't be a Jew begging for tips is Jewish
they call me the butthole tickler
drinking milk
The state of Washington should be renamed to "Cascadia"
it's spilling out of me
if you guys aren't going to make any serious posts i'm going to leave
>>220577472lumsbra
>>220577454Tbf I don't think it exists outside of the tv show. Are you from Beaverton?
>>220577471What flag is the dunce?
>>220577479I just made one >>220577465I'm serious. Why the fuck does it have such a confusing name?
>>220577494>confusing name>named after the 1st president
>>220576936mods help this anon is harrassing me
>>220577505Which so happens to be the same name as the capital city.
the less you post the better- a wise philosopher o algo
I hate when I make a good post and I keep refreshing waiting for replies but nobody does.
>>220577522That happens to me too
Reading a book. Why? Because fuck u bitch that's why.
>>220577487no but i've lived in the western/SW suburbs for most of my life which is close-ish to beaverton bookstores like that seem to be mostly east of the river and i don't go over there often
>>220577510well the guy who owned slaves was very important apparently.
>>220577507i dont think so
You guys should watch the Eurovision - The Story of Fire Saga Movie it’s so funny.Especially the Russian guy played by a Brit, his Russian accent is soooo good.
>>220577543What part of jewsrael are you from?
>>220577522you new here?if nobody replies, that means your post is goodif your post is bad, people tell you to kill yourself
>>220577546Eurovision is doo doo and barely anyone makes it mainstream just like American Idol (except for the first season)
>>220577554kys
do Canadians like nickelback I like nickelback and I don’t care who knows
>>220577554i didn't mean in this general, I meant other threads on other boards. I'm high IQ so I know when I make a good post or not.
>>220577561It’s not about making it Mainstream anyway. It’s for the love of the game.Also it’s a very not serious comedy by WILL FERELL…Germany’s song for this year is unsurprisingly again very shit but the singer is lk hot.Idk why they chose her there were way better acts in the competition.
>>220577574LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I LOOK IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>220577574I think they’re okay. But I’ve been to their hometown. Tiny little farm town.
>>220577549the best part
goonbuddy says he wants a break
>>220577580It should be canceled for allowing jewsrael
>>220577574they sold boatloads of albums despite being 'hated', so lots of people did.Fun fact, in 2010 they had the best selling rock album which was released in 2008.
>>220577575it applies to most of the site with very few exceptions
>>220577487kek watched some portlandia
>>220576988phwoar just did a poo like diss kittingtonkittingtonshite
>>220577489nevada
dumb sayakaposter
sohincter still vibratin' from dat last poo
>>220577630It's an absolute parody of every beach community in the US. Like everything they do can apply to the Eastern US
MY FEET STINK
semen
thread just died.
>>220577811I stabbed it :P
Sleep attempt #2
>>220577811I was recycling then I had to take a piss
listening to asmr and choking my pud
>>220576998>ORASYou haven't played the DS pokemon games we suggested yet?
alright im going to in n out, you guys want anything?
Many American tankers loaded with oil and naphtha have arrived in Japan.Japanese people are grateful to the US and regard it as their BFF.
>>220577145This thread needs a hero, this is starting to remind me of the sethy days on /tv/ before I nuked him
>>220577856#1 combo, a strawberry shake, and extra lettuce
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "buddy my butt doesn't smell like buttery pancakes covered in syrup >.< knock it off!! i'm so weirded out!"
Spinster used to go to in n out....
>>220577856i wish to die
>>220577859
>>220577859Why are you guys such cucks to us of all people, we fucking suck
>>220577869awooooga
>>220577872no she didn't
jorkin it to gock
Spinster used to have a gock....
>>220577889no, YOU fucking suck
phwoar would absolutely eviscerate ella langleys arse. propa corrin' aint ii like her accent too
really inconvenient that I have to keep filtering and unfiltering england and germany when I got to /sp/
>>220577851oras mogs all the ds games thoughever
gackin' off my gock rn
>>220577911Phwoar diss kittingtonshire is proper curly
about to smoke weedbased
for me?a young emmylou harris
>>220577936gucci as
Used to make fun of my neighbor for being chubby, now she’s full on fat at the age of 30 and I want to feel bad but she’s a bitch so idc
canadian boy butts smell like maple syrup and baking spice such as nutmeg, cinnamon and allspiceamerican boy butts smell like campfire smoke, vanilla, bourbon and gunpowdermexican boy butts smell like cumin, beans, corn and taco spicesenglish boy butts smell like worcestershire sauce, heins beans, builders tea and mcvities digestive biscuitsgerman boy butts smell like pine forest, sausage, campfire smoke and beer yeast
was it worth it chat
need sum bitch to get der shinebox and hawk tuah on muh piece!
>>220577929>oras mogs all the ds gamesPokemon Conquest is better than ROAS, let alone the megakino like HG/SS or BW2
>>220577925you can filter by board
this really happened, you know
>>220578033how? I tried following the guide in the 4chan x thing and it never works
>:-E
>>220577986the butthole tickler will tickle all their buttholes
>>220578047if you want to filter on ALL boards EXCEPT /sp/:/^United Kingdom$/;exclude:sp;/^Germany$/;exclude:sp;/^Bulgaria$/;exclude:sp;
my bussy belongs to big strong american men
I’m the Sneakers O’Toole of smoking weed
I shoved my tongue up a 19 year old ginger redhead’s butthole and it must have pushed some air in and then it came out in my face. technically she farted in my face but because she was pretty hot I didn’t mind
>>220578141I knew the hottest ginger ever back in HS and yet I never made a move. Now I live in the brownest part of the country and can't get any of that action.
>>220578123based anon
the brit and german aren't even that bad, nonsensical but not bad
>>220578205kill yourself
>>220578026idk, hoenn is kino and unova is slop by comparisonw2 felt kinda barren to mealso og gold/silver mog hgss imho
Feeling tired even tho I got up at like 2pm. Listening to jazz btw.
>>220578217gay + retarded + mad + raped
>>220578217Just vibe
>>220578245odd time to describe yourself, but Im happy for you
>>220578039what would a heavily affirmative "Oh yeah!" be in latin?
I figured out why I'm getting ranged banned. I think its because I post on different devices with the same IP. I just posted on my phone and got range banned
>>220578266don't think that's the real issue
Sneakers! O, sneakers!
>>220578218Sounds like you're a Boomer with nostalgiagoggles lolDon't worry, I put XY on a pedestal too even though they're objectively mediocre without multiplayer
>>220578279Try it then. I was shit posting in the shutter and now I'm range banned
My thighs are fat as fuck if anyone wants to rub em
>odd time to describe yourself, but Im happy for you
>>220578315Saving this
oh he's a sharty autist too
>>220578315You got bodied I'm sorry
NEU!>>220578353>>220578353>>220578353
>>220578266I think it’s because you’re a fucking creep!
>>220578266It's because you're using firefox
