Steve Coogan edition
Did anyone like my joe Rogan post in the last thread? I thought it was funny
Steve Poogan
*quickly grabs the comfiest chair in the thread*
hullo nicholas hows the hand
Heard he's actually a very unpleasant man
nyugyhuh
Tommy Robinson has an Irish passport and lives in Spain, yet he and his family claim Universal Credit benefits from the British state, funded by British tax payers.How does rorke explain supporting that?
if I'm not down to at least ~85kg by the end of the year im roping
>>220583304Sorry to say it didn't elicit a nose exhale.
>>220583317met him and he was very polite, but could tell he didn't want to talk to me haha
>>220583326Good idea, jump rope is an excellent way to stay active while in a calorie deficit:)
crusty jugglers
>>220583323Does he?
>>220583196females don't want thoughtful gifts, they just want money
>>220583317partial to the nose beers I hear
>>220583304didn't know that podcast had an announcer, haven't viewed since 2019 you see
>>220583323rorke thinks he's a zioshill mate
>>220583326Went from 94kg to 66kg, gone slightly up now as I actually started lifting to do something about my skinnyfat ways
>>220583326DOWN to 85 jesus man you're spherical
>>220583304Didnt see it but i bet it was great mate. Really proud of you x
>>220583334now what he's done here is....
>>220583326what are you at now? i'm sitting at around 89 now which is well outside my comfort zone
Unsure as to whether I'm going to be condescending or patronising towards the next poster I take umbridge with
>>220583342well I can't just hand her a small wad of cash and say "happy birthday" can I
(has never felt the inside of a vagina voice)>>220583342
>>22058335094kg is my optimum
Rorke killing umchickens in the umbridge farm for feathers to fly fish with
Just been harassed by a giant wasp
>>220583350How much loose skin do you have?
i wish the jews would stop ruining film and tv and video games by putting black people and women in them
why the fuck does google give ft in decimals when you're converting from cm and mi don't care what 12.8ft is, how many inches you useless crapsite
Was probably 12 the last time I was 85kg haha
>>220583366Throw it on the floor and make her pick it up
387kg me
>>220583382That's, uh, unexpected.
>>220583292the trick to being a godlike reverser is making sure you can see the back of your bumper in your side mirrors. i'd call this carmaxxing
>>220583290Poor man's Will Ferrel
>>220583382wtf
right, could definitely have done without seeing that
>>220583389have had this complaint for years, i just google a feet and inches calculator
>>220583396*jiggles your belly *
>>220583382Technically allowed to post that I guess
>>220583382
I'm very fat, very very fatBut I've lost 30kg since last summer so we are going to make it
>>220583361'bout 97kg
>>220583323Rorke will call any person "based" if that person shares Rorke's dislike of brown people and/or women, regardless of any other factors. The reason why Rorke dislikes brown people and women is of course because he blames them both for his own lack of sex. Women are to blame because they won't have sex with Rorke, and brown people are to blame because they provide competition in the sexual marketplace.
>>220583387None, it went down slowly over the course of 2 years, still have a bit of a belly (might be body dysmorphia though, everyone tells me I look fine) and that's the main reason I started lifitng so I might end up with loose skin when my bodyfat % goes down
>>220583382What in the fuck
>>220583413Tf Tp
>>220583416kek
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil poked me in the bumhole when I bent overnow I officially have carte blanche to poke her in the bumhole any time I want as revenge
>>220583389The superiority of using the king's foot as a way to perceive the natural world.Very telling indeed
>>220583382got that barbie doll type crotch
My sides are in orbit
>>220583342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM&t=25
>>220583382howwhy
>>220583436just read slightly chubby zoomer and got so hard i fainted
>>220583436Did she really?? Oh lucky you! She FANCIES you
>>220583424yeah?
>>220583422very doable by the end of the year, but if you lack the willpower to keep your hand away from the fork you can always try meth
https://www.youtube.com/watch/2STVqDXH0Xkstart doing this
>>220583426Good good. Always been slim at 60-65 kg and I've always had a bit of a belly, you can't really help it if you don't suck it in constantly. If anything lifting should tighten it
John Cena
thick shit gaped my bussy this morning and my farts aren't touching the sides now
Might start guy does backflips in a Bodega while another guy asks for HOT GRABBA!!!!!
>>220583449why did so many music videos from the late 90s and early 00s feature a bunch of white people hanging around in the suburbs in their front or back yards?
>>220583495that wasn't illegal back then
>>220583475rapeable weight
Margaret Qualley, Madelyn Cline and Sabrina CarpenterWhich one you piping?
>>220583504You can't even say you're english anymore
Absolute torture being thousands of miles from home and being forced to listen to some zoomer girl intern's playlist
18 year old zoomer at work shoved her finger into my bum up to the knuckle and fiddled my prostate when I bent over to pick up a pencil she dropped
>>220583520Can't even say you're Irish any more
>>220583520True!
>>220583464or I could start smoking again
>>220583509I've had vivid nightmares of being manhandled by big muscular men lately.
>>220583511What the fuck is wrong with zoomers that those three are considered hotSame with ZendayaWhatever happened to all the Megan Foxes and Jessica Albas
>>220583556Think Jessica alba has maintained hotness but Megan fox is bogged as fuck
>>220583553that was me in the astral plane lol
>>220583532cant suffer in australia
daisy ridley has a nice bum
um
>>220583550The increased metabolism from smoking is minimal really. Just walk a lot and eat less. I lost a lot of weight from running 5km every second day while only eating one meal a day, would eat an apple and a multi vitamin during the day.
>>220583424This Rorke guy sounds like he knows whats up.
>>220583440who's foot should we use then smart guy?
£140 worth of RC vehicle components courtesy of a Pay in 6 scheme
>>220583522used to listen to this MSTRKRFT remix of Green Light back in the day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsqaK9H6--k
>>220583569You been to Cameron Highlands or are you a KLcuck? I liked Malaysia when I was there, first time I saw a monitor lizard just chilling by the side of the road it scared the shit out of me
>>220583542It's political correctness gone mad
>>220583556god what a cringe fucking gimp you are
>>220583556The strong, silent type
>>220583475I'm 6 foot, 76kg, in shape, and have no belly whatsoever, lifting weights helps but the main thing is to sort your diet out.
Saw a Somalian for the first time in person yesterday. What a bizarre looking race of people. I’m not a racist man but I do dislike those ones and hope to never see them again
----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/cord ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------Lads I'll be posting the discord link next thread for the next /brit/ OFFICIAL SUMMER FESTIVAL OF 2024 /brit/ meetup which will I WILL be HOSTING in the /brit/ capitol of the world: Oswestry, uk on the 25th of may. We'll be meeting at the Railway Inn pub at 4pm, then we'll hop in the shuttlebus and go clubbing at Gibson’s Nightclub Oswestry for 10PM.PAY ME ON THE DAY, NO DEPOSITSThen at 1am for those not staying in hostel or accommodation we'll hop back on the shuttle bus AFTER going to Lees chinese and english food takeway and head back to my AirBNB for post drinks, smokes, videogames and musicPlease do come, I have already paid the deposit for a section of the pub and there will be /brit/ themed food provided-----------------------------------------AN OFFICIAL /brit/cord ANNOUNCEMENT-----------------------------------------
>>220583596>Sleepyhead (Passion Pit cover)wasnt that the song in the LBP2 trailer
>>220583599Monitor lizards? What's next, subwoofer monkeys?
>>220583629100 more from his tribe already on the way
>>220583629like big bulbous lightbulbs aren't they
>>220583629did you know somalis have extremely recessive genes, so if you breed one with a white person, the resulting child will look 100% white
>>220583629I'll be sending the somalilads round to yours to bang on your windows and make ghost noises all night
leftymong still thinks tommy robinson is right wing lmfao
>>220583495Or at skate parks or swimming poolshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
>>220583645I think you've accidentally (You)'d me instead of the post I was quoting so I will pass that along now to the rightful owner: >>220583522
>>220583656You'd think there'd be nobody left in Somalia by now. Well, at this rate all of Africa will have moved to england by *does calculations* 2030. All of it.
>>220583651
>>220583693
>>220583522This is why there are such strict psychological tests for astronauts. They want to make sure you won't go insane when they play top 40 slop in the spacecraft.
>>220583625You may not have a belly because the rest of your body is proportionally bigger. I'm built like an african kid
me, deep in thought, pontificatingmight make my dinner
>>220583713Doesn't work like that, my mate is slightly taller than me, weighs less, yet has a belly. Cut out sugar and booze, lift and do cardio.
>>220583689Conveniently they have one of the highest birth rates in the world so everyone will suffer them
>>220583713Makes sense since you are one
Rorke hitting a light switch and turning a somalilads head on
>>220583679yeah those toowas also thinkin about pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring and smooth criminal by alien ant arm, and steal my sunshine by len (not in a suburban yard or a skatepark but still very similar aesthetic) and stacy's mom by fountains of wayne and all star by smash mouth
greekmong here to offer variations of it's not happening and it's good it's happening again then?
>>220583733
bit warm today isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLEthis made women soak their knickers back in the day
>>220583768I hardly see how that's any of your business.
>>220583599nh i live in borneo>first time I saw a monitor lizard just chilling by the side of the roadthat’s a normal sight here. wild monkeys are more dangerous than monitor lizards
>>220583768Going for my weekly swim soon and hoping the pool won't be full of screaming mongs.
the brain's ability to store information is theoretically infinite, kind of mad when you think about it
Oldest recorded joke in human history comes from Sumeria, sometime between 4000BC-2000BC. It goes like this:>A dog walks into a tavern and says, "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one".To this day, we still don't get the joke.The second oldest joke was also from Sumeria, in 1900BC:>There is something that has never happened since time immemorial; a woman has not farted while sat in her husband's lapAnd the third oldest joke dates to Egypt, 1600BC:>How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?>Sail a boatfull of young women wearing nothing but fishing nets down the Nile, and tell him to go fishing!The oldest joke book comes from Greece, 400AD. The supposed best joke was this:>A dull-witted student went swimming a almost drowned.>Now he swears he will never enter water again, until he is ready to swim!The oldest English language joke dates to the 10th century AD:>What hangs at a man's thigh and pokes a hole that's often been poked before?>A keyIf we discount Old English and only count the language post-1066AD, then the oldest recorddd Modern English joke is this, from 1450AD:>Is goat eating ivy?>Mare eat oat.While it appears to make no sense the joke was you said it really fast and apparently people thought it sounded like broken Latin, which was funny to them.
what if god is evil and the devil is actually the good guy?
that's the gay porn burger ingredients copped from sainsbury's
>nh i live in borneo
>>2205838126 7!!!
away to the gp to get the lump on my bollock checked
>>220583804Can you cross over into Indonesia or Brunei easily as a Malaysian?
>>220583686thanks pal
>>220583819Americans have discovered Gnosticism
>>220583739All great songs. Zoomers will never experience the soul of that time period.
>>220583819Look into Buddhism
>>220583837I've got bad varicocele on my left bollock, had it since puberty, I'm probably completely sterile now. I should get it sorted but I'm a bit nervous about surgery. My ballsack often looks like a bag of worms on the left side.
got the tor browser, vpn and freenet open
thats the wank hadnowwhat to do with the rest of the day?
during the winter I didn't have the heating onIt's only April and I've already got the fan onglobal warming is fucked
no rorke, the corporate slop of 25 years ago does not have sovl
Lard all over the pavement in Chinatown
>>220583869same lad, mine is fucking gigantic. Doesn't hurt or anything it's just a huge veiny mass
>>220583869Is it spongy? I think its variocele but its starting to get painful when I touch it or wear too tight boxers so a bit worried
>>220583849im g'not a g'noblin
Hated skate kids in the 2000s. Hate the current revising of history, they were wankers
>>220583846>cross over into Indonesiai’ve never tried but from what i've heard it’s not as hard as crossing into brunei
>>220583893Mine hurts sometimes, it aches, had it once during sex which wasn't fun.>>220583894Mine isn't painful when I touch it, there's just a mass of veins and the bollock has shrunk. If my next job has private health again I'll get it sorted through that.
>>220583903Why did you hate them?
Right fuck all of you then. Ungrateful freaks.
>>220583920what did he think kangaroo Jack was based on
on the gluten free peroni
want gay sex
>>220583943
>>220583920Mad how every Aussie posting ITT has gone through this as well
>>220583915There was a Brunei society at my uni, which I thought was odd because there's barely anyone living there.
>>220583730Mhmm, all of africa is moving. All of it, the whole of the continent.
>>220583883>>220583886that was quick
"the problem is the average person is too stupid to understand christian theology"thoughts?
Rorke getting emotional after a few ciders and getting up to sing Robbie Williams' "Feel" on the Karaoke
>>220583969now its all autistic tranny societies
>>220583937They were largely rude and prone to being bullies/being antisocial. The music also sucked and was faux ‘underground’
>>220583982fedora tippers wont like this one
>>220583754What exactly are you referring to?
>>220583930I've looked up the guidelines for GPs lad and they say if it presents any pain then their first recommendation is surgery to fix it. I don't mean that to say that the pain means you're in danger or anything but rather that it means they'll be forced to remove it (for free) if you tell them.
Never been on the darkweb
>>220583849don't quite mean it in the gnostic sense no
>>220584003Yeah but I'd probably have to wait years on the NHS, I'll leave it until I get private health again, I don't want kids anyway.
>>220583930Its not necessarily every time I touch it just aches sometimes especially if im moving the whole bollock like if im in the shower. Not too worried about cancer because it moves about a bit but it does get annoying.
>>220583856zoomers all know smash mouth because of shrek, the zooms sure do love them some shrek. it's not bad or anything but i think it's way more popular than it has any right to be
Nobody reply to any of my posts. I need to go to sleep
thinking leftypol thoughts
>>220583577yea, I'll get there. I already eat pretty well but I just don't exercise as much as I should.
>>220584020might as well get your name down
>>220583644This looks an unpleasant pub in a pretty nice town
bollock surgery?
>>220584002speak of the devil
>>220584047Yeah maybe, I'd rather they put me under for surgery than do the embolisation honestly though, that's what I fear. You have to lie there as they put a wire down your vein, through your groin or neck, and then put little coils in to clog the vein, looks horrible.
rorkeweiler barking at the black postieleftypup humping his leg
never ask a woman her agenever ask a zoomer about their death grips phase
>>220584097When you squeeze your cock too hard when wanking and can't get it up for sex? ktim
lovely and warm
sadik khan wat build di more yoof clubs na stop stabbings for dem childen o
>>220584097i still like death grips
>>220584097Dont even know who they are
>>220584085kekers
pouring boiling oil down my nans throat
lads what are your grandfather's names?mine are eric and brian respectively, sound like proper old man names but timeless at the same time
>>220584143Wherefore?
>>220584150can't reveal that information as it may lead to a dox
>>220584150Cody and Jaxxon
>>220584150Had a Cecil and a David but they both ded now. Cecil went by Jim because who wants to be called Cecil? Not him.
need my bumhole seen to
>>220584143I bet your grandpa is having a right laugh!
bros grandparents are cartman and brian griffin
>>>/v/736605339
Have an interview at 11. Oh wow
nobody:not even the iranians:a random black guy: bruhleftypol:rorke: smoke weed every day
>>220584184JELTING
can't wait to get stoned and drunk later
>>220584202screaming
>>220584150SCREW YOU GRANDKIDS I'M GOING HOME TO FUCK MY IN-LAW LOIS
>>220584202this is a diego post
31 fat neet ugly and just cummed buckets all over my vulpix plush ffs it so over
>>220584150David and Bhavesh
>>220584202i am going to end your life
>>220584161>JaxxonNew web framework just dropped
>>220584231good lad
>>220584202Iran mentioned
>>220583290Walloper
>>220584235You have no fucking idea what you are up against. Tread. Carefully.
Alexa play funky Latin jazz house
>>220584231what a post
>>220584231
submitting my posts to the post of the year awards
Clamping my bollocks in a vice
I need to learn spanish.
>>220584262
I often think about how close I came to being a proper furry weirdo. Remember looking at pokemon porn when I was like 13 and thinking some of those disney animals were pretty fit. Luckily I'm perfectly well adjusted now and haven't ever cum on a toy. So despite everything else at least I've got that going on for me.
remember once I was laughing because I was engaged in some relentless trolling for hours here and nanberg said its so lovely to hear you laugh anon and it was like a punch in the gut
>>220584308she's done you there
>>220584308smelly little freak
dont have any grandads left theyre both dead
just shagged hatsune miku
>>220584350
>>220584316>>220584339it was nearly 10 years ago tbf
my bad meant this post >>220584353for (you) >>220584344
>>220584359Not sure this counts as a good thing
nanberg will have had her pug 17 years this saturday
>>220583969i see. i have no idea what to say but here is a story. i used to say hello to tourists here to make them feel welcome until 1 day i saw a blonde woman walking alone. of course i said hello to her too and she just looked at me in disgust. after that i stopped saying hello to any tourists hahah
Getting blacked at 3 thousand miles per hour
Every morning I sit before heading to toilbergs, with my coffee and fried eggs, reading the thread
>>220584374Just pointing out I'm a different person now
>>220584308YELLING
Frolicking neath my covers
>>220583969The sultan had a son that collected warhammer.
>>220584389>blondegermanics tend not to like being greeted by strangers, don't take it too hard lad
>>220584365would have been happier if you hadnt corrected your laughing Bradley image to the death of my grandparents tbqhwy
>>220584359and it still stings to this day. her doing of you has longevity like no other
i am a white Greek man
>>220584431was unironically a formative moment for me
>>220584389Happens to all of us. Usually when i go hiking i say good morning to people. Old people and men always say it back. Usually women just look blankly.
massive cat in my back garden
>>220584461Post a picture
wonder how many posters here are not seeing my posts because they've got yanks filteredcan't blame them honestly
>>220584471>>220584463
>>220584463you may not
>>220584476Never filter flags desu, do filter certain words and phrases (especially from a certain Belgian freak)
>>220584463slut
was just watching the music video for "butterfly" by crazy town. i think the early 2000s might have been even more embarrassing than the 80s and 90s
>>220584463she's human men exclusive btw
Why shouldn't I worship the Ancient Egyptian gods?
>>220584476Pick me faggot
>>220584461
>>220584476There's a yank who comes here 12 hours a day only to spam /pol/slop and about his religious opinions + he's a flat earther so I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of us have yanks filtered
Rorke shaking his bony white tush to pink pony club
>>220584523It'd be cringe. I'm sure your local university library has plenty of texts on old English gods
>>220584476You know filtering is a meme, right? Like newfags can't triforce and shit like that
*throws a smokebomb and dashes out of the thread*
>>220584511i loved this video when i was a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVxmWYN-D0A
i have yanks filtered periodically depending on how insufferable they're beingright now they're fine
>>220584556Are there still any folk / ethnic religions in Ethiopia? Or did Christianity and Islam replace them all?
>>220584571No you don’t. Be quiet.
>>220584575quite a few ethiopian jews
>>220584575You forgot judaism bro. There are jews in Ethiopia
>>220584596>>220584601Thought Israel kidnapped them all
DESPISE ai slop
Supposed to go to big tesco this evening but I really can't be fucked. Might be able to make some sort of spaghetti meal with limited vegetation if I try
Rorke calling his da a 'black stinky man'
>>220584606Ok, there WERE jews in Ethiopia
>>220584609Why
bloke who works at my local vet would be a chad if he wasn't a camp benderlike 6ft 4 with a full head of hair and a lantern jaw, but he talks and acts like alan carrso weird
nobody:
>>220584609
>>220584643do you feel in charge?
>>220584643Ktim (dogberg)
>>220584646Grow up.
>>220584680Grow up.
alan carr, chatty man
How can two days of bank holiday push my bin collection back 3 days? That doesn't make a bit of sense. Was Mondays and now is Thursdays. What the FUCK is going on here?
>>220584694:(
People act like religion is such a fixed thing today but for most of history your average person would convert religion without any question or qualms the moment their homeland was conquered or they were enslaved, and leaders converted all the time for political and economic benefit.
>>220584694He looks happy
>>220584718ok
>>220584718He said confidently with no evidence to back it up
>>220584564yank-tier levels of confident incorrectness on display here o'donnell
Let's stop adding 'berg' to the end of words, yeah?It's a bit childish, let's not talk like babies yeah x
Lovely day isn't it
>>220584694Don't think we should mock people life is really hard everyone is doing a great job just making it one day to the next x
>>220584705I'll tell you what is going in here, if you were a dryg dealer from a certain continent your bins would be picked up on the dot, bish-bosh, flimshaw, thank you sir, and the binmen would also deliver yiur groceries!
>>220584749good post
>>220584730Open a book
>>220584742Anonstein on a oofmadone
>>220584749>everyone is doing a great jobNot me
>>220584742Do you consider it a hate crime against your people Schlomo?
>xdiscord bumboy stamp
>>220584788>2020Time flies
>>220584788Why are they beating up poor fella, he just won them the cup?
Need a big strong martian ass nigga to pin me down and shag me
Bouncing on a black willy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775655833561819.mp4
treat yourself to an enema this afternoon x
>>220584779Ancient sumerians each city kept their religion Ancient egyptians kept their gods up until like 500adRome occasionally used syncretism but the core pantheon stayed the same. And local religions and temples kept going around the empire.Christianity and islam did convert millions but if you tried to stray away after that? Death
hurry up i have a zinger
>>220584862>>220584862>>220584862
>>220583920It's fucking bullshit that Australians get kangaroos to have wrestling matches with and what have we got? Fucking nothing
>>220584440good post
