Ibuki the Surfing Kunoichi EditionPrevious:>>220602707
>>220610993This is the one
The other thread is a fake racial tension bait thread, shan't be supporting israel that way
>>220611111Quints of truth
>>220611132support america's greatest ally or else
>>220611111
>>220611111Chizzecked
>>220611132Blackanon?
There's a clearly posted sign on the workfrigerator that says it's cleaned out every Thursday. I've been tasked with doing this, so when I come in on Thursday if anybody left anything in that motherfucker I just eat it myself. So far I've had an island salad, yogurt and some Vitamin water
>>220611195"white boy does X and impresses other races" is anti white propaganda it's meant to imply that other races have some innate talent that white people lack and have to work to make up for, it's designed as subtle demoralizing propaganda, cooked up in the finest tel aviv labs
>>220611297yeah okay
Ok why did you go here and not the other one which was posted earlier so by the rules of honor it should be the official new
fk supports anti white propaganda because he's a cuck
>>220611351I haven’t seen any anti white propaganda so far!
>>220611339The NEW is not decided by order of primacy, but by the Will of the People
>>220611385denounce israel
Ibuki is one of the best designed SF characters
>>220611397I hereby denounce IsraelIsrael Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole
>>220611441fake fk post I can feel it in my bones, he would never denounce his greatest ally
Would you rawdog Hildawg
>>220611462Have I THOUGH
Telling my family about my trip and feel like bilbo baggins returning to the shire.
>>220611475In 1967 yes
Ayo remember a few weeks ago when they called in the xlintona to testify and they were shoring Bill all the photos of him with young women and he was smiling and going through them like it was Memory Lane
DUDE young Bill Clinton looks like Donal Logue
Just read that the army claims they found the pilot by using secret advanced quantum sensors that detected the magnetic resonance of his heartbeat lol yup and then they sent the voyager into orbit and beamed him to Landstuhl regional medical center
>>220611515Zara Larsson - Memory Lane starts playing >got too drunk and fucked somebody didn’t even know his (her) namehttps://youtu.be/qq-H438Ic_E
I lived Donal Logue in Blade. Scum age sidekick vampire to Stephen Dorff
Wow I can't type for shit today
>>220611550Thats a cover story because the cia uses trained psychics to remote view and they want it to be secret.
Think Hillary’s a grooler?Shlop shlop shlop type cooch
>>220611652Looks like some ypipo learn how to draw manga book illustration
Haildawg inna 60s
>>220611652Not even a footfag but jmagine the sort of things those toes could do
Why did they make SF Juri so foot focused
>>220611656that's really disrespectful
Tamara from the h3 podcast is cute i dont care if shes a jew she can cure my chud heart of bigotry
drinking covfefe
>>220611979No apuDon’t care
>>220611957Dysgenic
>>220611957Nah she ain’t it!!Hila alright I could see that but this thing nope nope
>>220611810Many female characters are foot focused in these games>>220611979Sounds tasty. Im gonna get some too. How do you like it?
>>220612018i lover her curly hair>>220612066hila is ugly as sin
Transport, motorways and tramlinesStarting and then stoppingTaking off and landingThe emptiest of feelings
>>220612120I love your curly hair
>>220612166i dont have curly hair
Quirky Chungus
Took a shower for the first time in like a week
>>220612155Is this harlem slam poetry ot smthn?
>>220612253Spread that bussy!
>>220612276shake that thang
>>220611827
Blasting limp bizkit to force my old woman neighbor go inside instead of enjoying spring on her terrace
I, for one, enjoy the company of our resident tranny posters, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I want to turn their bussys inside-out.
>>220612270It's Let Down by Mongohead
>>220612270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgHPSyEIqk
>>220612427no one cares no one asked get out of our general you faggot
>>220612427That's not nice. Are you two enemies?>>220612429>I want to turn their bussys inside-out.Plz dont actually do this though lol prolapses are scary and gross>>220612453>>220612490Oh good song. Very relaxing
>>220612429>turn their bussys inside-outI would also like to invert their gastro-instestinal tract, preferably with some kind of rusty farm tool
>>220611515Bill Clinton is the main character of U.S politics
I hate seeing people dance
>>220612672Agreed
>>220612787Do you wanna dance and hold my hand tell me baby I'm your lover man OH BABY do you wanna dance?
>>220612672Idk obama is probably more relevant longer
your mom was a slut before she had you
>>220612889all women who were pregnant, have been creampied at least once
Talking crazy ain't gone get you nothin but choked And that jealousy is only gonna leave you broke
>>220612889My mom was gonna be a nun before she met my dad
Day what you want but Diddy can dance
>>220613025I still don't know how either him or Ben Affleck are famous
>>220612564>That's not nice. Are you two enemies?I dont like her>>220612549I dont like you
>>2206130895 jewish guys in smoke filled rooms determined who makes it in entertainment and sometimes people caught them on good days.
senorita!
>>220613099>I dont like herIs this an iago situation or did she wrong you somehow?
https://youtu.be/SQXNP7X7cmw?si=dRNEeekZFCeEW0Y3So cute!
>>220613272She is a cunt I cant say more
>>220613337Ciao Giusè
>>220613089He was a producer long before he was a rapper or entertainer. He made his bones behind the scenes. And before that he was a backup dancer for Heavy D before that
What if we all dressed like Peaky Blinders
I miss my Welsh twink
Eating sushi
>>220613471
>>220613471We'd be irish cause they still dress like that often enough
>>220613492Fuck you talking about, no they dont
>>220613490Tuff
>>220613486Was he in america or how did you meet?
I have a movie date on Saturdayberg and a bar date on Sundaystein. Was it worth canceling weekend gaming plans with the fellas? I sure hope so.
>>220613508I seen it with my own two eyes
Remember guys, it's your patriotic duty to bang soldiers' wives while they're deployed. You don't want them getting lonely, do you?
>>220613527Are the dates with two different girls?
>>220613519He went to college with me. Funny, cute guy.
Grim thread
>>220613576Nobody cares faggots quit samefagging
>>220613576He sounds like a lovely person. The welsh people are very cool. Sorry he went away.
>>220613584pass
>>220613527are you a zoomer?
>>220613546Yes, one's an irl classmate one's a tinder match>>220613624Yesssiirrrr!!!!! The meek when they inherit
>>220613684Ideal relationship
>>220613713Does anyone give a shit about eurovision after they canned that dutch guy and forced in a weird boutique show
So who controls how much gas costs and where is he?
Sabrina Carpenter is kinda gross tbqh
>>220613756I don't think anybody gave a shit before that eirher
>>220613693i dont understand when people say zoomers arent dating. they are dating albert the number is much lower but it doesnt mean dating has stopped
>>220613759Me niggaWhatchu wanna do
>>220613818>albert*albeit
>>220610993>>220611432>>220611652Moar
First time I've woken up before 5pm
Anyone wanna sing Easy Lover together
>>220613818People are also sttling on a person faster and not dating as many people anymore
>>220613861
QT Chinese waitress alert
>>220613765Slutmaxxing but with a fridge body
>>220613928Idk the name of submission but you have to tap from here or you're toast no?
>>220613870>Girl performs easy Lover Drum cover6 million views
>>220614017She has the sex appeal of a Terrifier movie
>>220614037https://youtu.be/q5JIqDuv3VE?si=hoXcJTtDWz_eOFut
its raining cumbums
The 539s are at it again
>>220613928her feet my penis
>>220614127Lex!
>>220614191Uh, not quite, kiddo. Keep at it
>>220614223>lezlesbians?
>>220614252booba
>>220614253Keep spitballin, you'll get it eventually
im gonna start a blog
I blew my nose and a big booger flew out
>>220614383Welcome to 2007
>>220614383Why?
>>220613818Dating is less public, IMO. A huge amount of dating has moved to private messages on online dating services. People really don't get together by meeting at a bar or on the street, they meet up and agree on what and where beforehand. Haven't you noticed how quiet streets and other public spaces are in the post covid world? The internet has been put forward as a safer alternative to risking making social blunders irl.
>Reusable toilet paper, often called "family cloth"
>>220614407Hey Mexico I had a weird experience at a gas station the other day. But I have a question, is it true you guys eat crickets?
Going to go to the gym
>>220614472Che la Madonna t'accumpagna
>>220614407the world needs to be exposed to my ideas
>>220614596id fart on his stupid nose
Chinese waiter SHOCKED seeing white pig eat many sushi roll
I love women so much bros
>>220614649is that mexico?
>>220614633rude ahhh nigga
>>220614692I doubt it
https://youtu.be/2gJMJJfqy3Q?si=pmRFjEAwqbPA00Ld
Filo morte
>>220613684I love how monkeys show their teeth when theyre pissed and we only do it to laugh at them
>>220613765Her whole thing is pretending she's hot
>>220614991compensating for her lack of musical talent
>>220614924it's over
>>220615026>Sabrina carpenter telling her choreographer she needs another 5 simulated sex positions for the setHer fanbase is 12-15 year old girls, they don't know any better
>>220615026It worked when boomers controlled the media
I wish I lived in the US so I could join the military, make decent money and get free housing and mealsYou don't suffer in the USA
y'all niggas in /cum/ STEADY on some fruit ass shit on my momma. niggas talm'bout "I miss my cute Welsh twink" and "Funny, cute guy" like my nigga u talm'bout anudda nigga's crusty ass fuck you on? talk that shit around me i'll poke your ass. straight up. it's why i can't really fuck wit ch'yall anymore. you finna say that shit around the wrong nigga one of these days. watch
>>220615171You should still join. The Roman Empire needs its Auxilia
wagwan mi bredren
>foreigners is the military
>>220613892Did not like what you did to my cute bunny.
>>220615287Anon, say I! Wagwan mi bredda, we almos make it ti Friday! Erryting gwaan be irie, seen?
I now have a physical copy of Donkey Kong Bananza
>>220615297It's already happening, based and Rome-maxxing
>>220615353I guess better they get their legs blown off then America citizens
>>220615263that monkey is literally me
>>220615389You should make it so they get American citizenship after 25 years of service in the military, not a day less.
>>220615273The US only lets citizens and residents enlist and there’s nothing like a foreign legion so I guess I can’t join
>>220612672
>>220615403He lives around jeets so it's perfectly understandable
>>220615437So get your green card, Florida is full of your kind
>>220615263What the sigma did you just freaking say about me, you little beta? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ohio Rizz Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Baby Gronk, and I have over 300 confirmed auras. I am trained in Skibidi warfare and I’m the top lookmaxxer in the entire Fanum Tax forces. You are nothing to me but just another NPC. I will wipe you the freak out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Roblox, mark my freaking words.You think you can get away with saying that yap to me over the Discord? Think again, gooner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Kai Cenat subs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the edging streak, maggot. The streak that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking cooked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can mog you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.Not only am I extensively trained in mewing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Grimace Shake and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your mid soul off the face of the continent, you little L-ratio. If only you could have known what unholy cooked energy your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn non-preppy. I will rizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking dead, blud.
He's right, I even met a bunch of Brazilians when I was doing construction in New Orleans
>weed is legal for adults>adults have to work>can't work if you're stonerits a trap.
havin' coffe'
>>220615578Why do you drink coffee?
>protects you from the elements>made from fabricit's a tarp.
>>220615629good post. adopted by the thread
>>220615597Makes me poop
>uh, you know, that program ain't free. You gotta pay for it. But I'll let you use it till you get the money, it's all good
>>220615506It's hard to get a green card in the US, I think a lot of Brazilians there don’t even have papers
Thomas Carlyle was a philosopher and historian and also excelled at mathematics.
Good night cumbums
Thomas Carlyle was so racist and antisemitic that even people in the 1800s thought he went too far.
>>220615778he was a disgusting racist
Racism is based
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar tell me so
Thomas Carlyle frequently expressed disdain for blacks, Catholics, Irishmen, Frenchmen, Turks, and most of all, Jews.
>>220615778the time has come when the irish population must either be improved a little, or else exterminated… in a state of perennial ultra-savage famine, in the midst of civilisation, they cannot continue
My first love broke my heart for the first time
>>220615927Is he the fadder of Belinda Carlisle
Thomas Carlyle was a Germanophile and he proudly boasted of his Germanic Anglo-Saxon heritage, which he considered superior to the Celtics.
Did some youtuber make a video about this guy or something?
I must've been a really bad guy in the past life because this one is just shit piled on top of more shit
thinking of becoming a linux fag
Who's your foremost hero? For me it's gotta be thomas carlyle.
>>220616198Couldn't have been that bad, you weren't born in India
>>220616230My hero is Jesus Christ
>>220616258He could be Texan for all you know
>>220616301Which city in Texas is getting Brampton'd the most?
>>220616273Why's that?
I love blue footed boobies
I HAMMERED MY LEFT THUMB
>>220616401Sei ok Giusè?
>>220616401Did you shriek like Tom and Jerry
>>220616342He died for our sins and wasn’t afraid of anything
>>220616428No è tutto rosso e caldo e fa male>>220616431No it didnt hurt at first
>>220616436Huh, imagine that. What did that accomplish?
>>220616220Once you get everything configured the way you like it's very stable. Gaming is a lot easier these days because of Proton as well. Do it
>>220616230Gautama Buddha
>>220616469it civilised sweden, if nothing else
>>220616230Benjamin Netanyahu
>>220616463Stick in a gelato for a while, è megghio accussì
>>220616463>rosso e caldo Pescolino?
>>220616374I love squishy human boobies
>>220611297morph.. easy on the pasteis de nata...
>>220616577
>>220616614i'd love to be her chiropractor haha
>>220616599LMAO
>>220615575>nobody who works is a stonerDo you REALLY believe that? Back when I was flipping patties my manager would step out to smoke a joint after telling all the new hires to stay sober.
>>220614472Back from the gym. Shouldies hort
>>220616471
>>220616730Drink some muscle beverage
>>220616730Did the Holy Madonna go with you like I asked?
>>220616473what distro do you use, in your country?
Say the n word
>>220616769Lmao
Lobsters are psychic
>>220616797Negrito
>>220616790Is that what that was supposed to mean?
>>220616835The biggest threat to man's continued dominance on this planet is the cephalopod followed closely by the crustacean
>>220616847Yes, I said "may the Madonna accompany you"
>>220616500Rest In Piss You Won't Be Missed #PackWatch #RipBozo
>>220616888You're underestimating insects here
>>220616794I've been using Debian for like 5 years now. Haven't used Windows since. Debian is really stable but some packages are outdated. Wouldn't really recommend it for gaming. Maybe Pop!_OS would be good for gaming. Doesn't really matter. Don't listen to the nerds that tell you you're using the wrong distro
>As reported by “The Free Press,” the online newspaper founded by Bari Weiss, Cardinal Christophe Pierre, then the papal nuncio in Washington, is said to have been summoned to the War Department in January. Elbridge A. Colby, as Under Secretary of War for Policy and the highest-ranking political advisor to Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, reportedly explained to the cardinal that the United States possessed all the military power to do whatever it wanted in the world and demanded the Church’s unconditional support for American foreign policy. One of the Pentagon officials present reportedly mentioned the possibility of a new “Papacy of Avignon.”
I just remembered a bunch of anons in here were claiming Netanyahu died lol
>>220616917I just assume you're being rude
>>220616954Nah, insects are essentially biological robots. They don't have the cerebral processing power to do anything but carry out biological programming. Meanwhile cephalopods have exhibited remarkable intellect, masters of planning and decision making, formulating stratagems etc. And as you said, many crustaceans have psionic abilities. But unless they receive programming from the outside, insects are too dumb to hurt us, on a large scale I mean
>>220617039Lol I don't blame you considering where we are
>>220617028WHO IS SHE
>>220617035fucking mindboggling how so many zoomers and people brought up on the internet dont have any critical finking regarding where they get their informatonlike they just see random fing on twitter and fink its real rather than like reputable news source
>>220617144Why are you swearing
>>220616730I'll give you a massage
>>220617144>reputable news sourceThe mainstream media tells the most lies of anyone
um sweaty... racism is discrimination
You ever take a shit that feels like it's coming out sideways
Why is there a 5G logo in place of where the wifi signal normally would be
>>220617045thats why theyre dangerousthe most dangerous fings dont need complex needs or to do complex planning to do damagefings likr viruses and bacteria that kill crops or spread diseaseanyfing that can reproduce quick and inflict undiscriminate damagethas why insects are dangerouscoz they are closest fings to bacteriaa fucking cephalopid isnt dangerous coz it has complex needs and slow reproduction which limit it so even tho they smart they cant do shitlike llmsmost dangerous strategy is a stalin wun which just like reproduce and throw bodies indiscrimunatelike bacteria and virus and.bugsthey dont care if they survivethe ant dont care if it survivethe bee dies when it stingbut they attack ceaselessand like bacteria insects have effective matter of transmission in terms of reproducing and like flying and.shidd
>>220615263>y'all niggas in /cum/ STEADY on some fruit ass shit on my mommaYou talked about fucking a femboy in the ass and making him buttgasm a couple days back, you're just as much of a sugar plum as they are.
fink the gays should go back to /lgbt/ if im honest
>>220617327The gays aren't the problem, it's the trannies that are annoying because they spam so incessantlywithou the Janny ever doing so much as sneezing at them.
I ain't got shit going on
>>220617327Not a fan of troons
I like it when girls say yay and give little claps when they're excited
>>220616991>Doesn't really matter. Don't listen to the nerds that tell you you're using the wrong distrobased. /g/ is incredibly obnoxious about this shit. my use case is indeed gaming, and I've read the same thing you said about Debian being behind the curve a little. arch seems too bleeding edge, so fedora is what I've landed on as a sort of middle ground. I want to stick with the big names I reckon, and avoid the downstream stuff. will also help with learning to use linux as I'll have less preconfigured for me, I guess
The glans of my penis was hitting his prostate so he had an uncontrollable buttgasm on my dick. I could tell he was having because his butt kept clenching and unclenching on my shit
>>220617367The gays led to the trannies. They're all bad
>/g/ is incredibly obnoxiousBuddy you can say that again
>>220616571Most fish are cold blooded
>>220617327>gays should go back to /lgbt/ if I'm honestIT's not /lgbt/ anymore, it's /tttt/ nowTrannies OWN that board and it's not even close. Troons are so insufferable to the point of complete gay exile of the board.
Is Interstellar a good movie, or is it some reddit intellectual Rick and Morty kind of shit?
>>220617268Blud doesn't know about 5G wifi
>>220617485I know you're a Poletone, you ever been to the Leaning Tower, Giusè?
>>220617119Corrrrr proper infatuated diss wunShe’s viral sensation Eleanor Grace
>>220617550I liked it but my brother complained it was 3 hours of people crying
>>220617550It's a good movie, the Soyience! part is secondary to the humanity/family aspect
I started watching Interstellar once , got about 20 minutes in, looked down and saw it was 4 hours long and turned it off and began a rewatch of Angel
prolapsed my anus again
>>220617550>Is Interstellar a good movieOne of the most overrated movies of all time. Ad Astra is much better if you want something along those lines that doesn't insult your intelligence.>>220617474>The gays led to the tranniesThey're two different things.>>220617427As do I
>>220617633I pushed it back in with my index fingerYou’re welcome
>>220617669>They're two different thingsSo is HIV and AIDS
>>220617677my guts are pretty big its gonna take more than 1 finger
>>220617427What about autistic girls
>>220617669>Ad AstraDOO DOO and Brad Shitt is a talentless hack
>>220610993god what an amazing picture
>>220617550It's a good movie. >psychological thriller is intellectual bullshitworng. Rick and Morty just tries too hard to appear smart and is therefore, reddit slop.
>>220617733Greetings.
>>220617733Performative
>>220617787No I swear she’s autistic
>>220617809hello there
>>220617562RISPUNNE>>220617866GENERAL KENOBI
>>220617733I have enough autism myself. Having double the autism would blow up the house. Give me a psychiatrist gf instead.
>>220617733isn't the ratio like 10 boys for every 1 girl.
>>220617733ive come to the conclusion that basically all adolescence have huge proportion of cosplayers just as a part of children exploring identity. whether these identities change as they grow into adult is diffrent matterin past people would like cosplay as like ya kno rockers, punks, hippies, goths, metal peoplethe least weird, most consientious, least open people their identity exploration basically corresponds to normiedomperhaps fings like jocks and stacies. very heteronormativein dthe last 15 years fink there been an explosion of diss kinda cosplaying going into mental illnessmental illness is an idenitty nowand fink part of diss isthe internet has basically eroded traditional subcultures like punks and goths etc. coz like everyfing is so interconnected now like the raison detre of deez groups no longer exists. people no longer lissen to exclusive genres because music so accessible nownew internet subcultures ariseinternet also leads to easy access to like self help information, mental illness info, pseudoscientific pop sci drivelallowing the rise in cosplaying as mental illness including the new arise of like troondem and gender identitybobblin' state of affaurs
i just want a gf who will hold me and tell me everything's going to be okay
>>220617912>mexicanisn't therapy for you guys like extra hot fajitas or something
cowabunga dudes
>>220617569fank toy
>>220617934Yes and they are always just 'le quirky autistic girl uwu' instead of greasy sperg girls which further proves it's LARP. My culture is NOT your costume!
>>220617942do you live in luton?
Hated the new Boys season, gave Invincible another try, now I'm binging it even though I'm not a big fan of capeshit, anime or Kirkman.
>>220617733Can be annoying but if you can find a cute one
>>220617942>in past people would like cosplay as like ya kno rockers, punks, hippies, goths, metal peopleThat's not cosplay though. That's not what the word means
>>220611069>>220611069>>220611069NEW!Recycle
>>220618010umm dressing upputting on an identityyeh?how is dat hard to undrrstand
>>220617956I H*CKING LOVE DIIV
and I'm not binging it reluctantly, I'm loving it, it's like an upgrade of Rick & Morty, sorta
>>220611069>>220611069Move along
>>220618049>>220618083YOUR THREAD SUCKS
>>220615575Thats like saying alcohol is a trap
>>220615575oh yeah? my black coworker came into work high and he was as productive as ever.
>>220618217alcoholics are unfairly discriminated against in the workplace compared to people that smoke weed