black women edish
erm...herro?
might join a gang and become a crim
>>220611914ever thought about growing up first
Why were you Britbongs so insistent on ensuring Ulster murderers and terrorists walk free?Why did the British insist the Greysteel massacre monsters walk free? All they did was kill a bunch of innocent people, taunt their families in court and show zero remorse.
>>220611951nothing to do with me
bought 50 quid worth of easter chocolate when I was in tescomoment of weakness
>>220611879
>Trump says new 'conquest' is coming and vows 'America is back' in WW3 warningIt's all so tiresome really isn't it
>>220611788hideouscan never understand jungle fever victims
>*enters /brit/*
>>220611788rorkes going to leave this thread a changed man
Weight loss ambition bodied by the six Kinder Buenos I scranned
>>220613195Why are you taking a drug that makes your dick non-functional?
sitting in my car, don't want to go in my house
>>220613464Keir must step in
Sir Air Fryer
Down in Tennessee they call me the 4 inch BWC nigger pussy cummer inner
got miami ultras on
>>220613473why
>>220613443hi <3
>>220611951ChatGPT down?
>>220613506sad
clocked a fellow virgin freak on my way home. could tell by the way he was walking without moving his arms
>>220613499very nicecontemporary
>>220613494nan just walked past my room and saw this post
still chuckling at the time a few months back when mousey thought it was a 'parasite' new so continued to spam about a hundred posts in the old to no one haha
My 2 inch BWC is chomping at the bit
Would you allow an Italian woman to kiss your virgin lips?
>>220613568yeah suppose so why not
>>220613203Mad how many men have extremely low standards, even the best looking ones. Go on Fab and every ripped chiselled jawed bloke has veris from fat 50+ year old women saying how pleasurable it was to get shagged by him
>>220613568only if she is gentle xx
might get rid of reddit from the phone
how do you fry air
>>220613586Bizarre post
>>220613568yes
>>220613615thats a sexual arse
hi
>>220613610you fry air by fry in prane stoopit
What's the plural of arse
>>220613499/brit/'s debut album
>A man who groomed a 14-year-old girl he met on the online gaming platform Roblox has been jailed for 28 months. Rorke...
>>220613615My 2 inch BWC would do some serious damage to that
Sir Air Friar.
>>220613613?
12
>>220613659when he gets out she'll be legal
>>220613679bro is going on a pre-season training camp
>>220613659SCREAMING
>>220613683rorke mate your mums worried sick
>>220613536she like it?
often rub my finger on my arsehole and sniff itanyone else do this?
Saluting my 2 inch bone pressed BWC
>>220613659If the guy had been brown then Rorke would be posting about it non-stop. Because the guy is white Rorke will largely ignore it.
>>220613727once got a fleck of shit on my nose so I stopped
>>220613727no, i'm not a fag (poof)
no matches on tinderthe fat bird i matched a couple of days ago didn't reply to my messageno matches on the bumble i madestarting to think i'm not a Chad
grown ass 25 year old women playing roblix these days
>>220613683explain
why do brits eat wet toast
>>220613659not sure how that game is still allowed to exist seeing as how it's just a pedo farm
last year I went fishing with salvador dali. he was using a dotted line. he caught every other fish.
>>220613649>praneyou big guy
>Carlo TrittaDoesn't sound English to me, so get him hanged I say
>>220613793it's a bit dry without butter
>>220613771get on the grindr
the bassline from daft punks voyager is the hardest bassline of all time
got 236 hours in stardew valley what am i like
any updates from racismlad?
grooming is illegal now?
>>220613793Yes of course, we like to dip our toast in a bowl of water before eating it, it's the traditional British way
wasting my life award
>>220613810sounds like one of those Soprano fellows
grown ass women saying they got groomed when they were 17
hating my life award
>>220613846trooned out + homeless
>>220613846heard he got called racist in woolworth's
>>220613841mental haha
aussies age like shit because of all the sun they get. they wish they was pasty babies like us
>>220613841luv luv LUV the not to subtle compression ducking all over that album
>>220613873and rapelad?
michael douglas groomed catherine zeta jones
>>220611788CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>220613904she gave him cancer
>>220613904hot
grooming 53 year old women at bingo
Leftypol cutting off his candlejack post mid sentence using hyphens
how is it illegal to brush a little girl's hair
>>220613828not bent, unfortunately
>>220613952Penis twitching at this
>>220613847yep, no showers or shaving
farting in my car
20 years ago i got high and played halotoday i am getting high and playing halotime is a flat circlea halo, if you will
>>220613847fuck sake
>>220611788
>>220613983grow up
>heard you talking sum shit bout yo bwc rorke, well...whip that shit out then boy>NOW
how many times can you marry and divorce the same woman before the government stops you
>Tritta, who was 18 when they first met online, encouraged his victim to move their communication to messaging services including WhatsApp and Snapchat, where he professed his love for her.an 18 year old nonce. get him hanged
>>220614007would love to lynch her
>>220613999wtf
Another day another bout of depression
>>220613999who let that nigger steal a white baby
>>220614029ktim, had enough of it
>>220614022>>220614032this sort of boorish yank racism makes me cringe
>>220614007would worship those feet
>this sort of boorish yank racism makes me cringe
skint until dadberg pays me back
Britain needs to relinquish Turks and Caicos as a colony.There, I said it niggers
>>220614049
>>220614024Thomas Jefferson did the same thing with his dead wife's quadroon stepsister.
eating poo and other stories
>>220614047Hoping as long as I stay off the drink it will stop eventually
I reckon there should be a The Purge (2013) for just noncesOr maybe put them in a cage and the last man standing is allowed out
tommy can you hear me?
ooh tommy tommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRB00Xe5-E
god bless the uk
on the rightmove toil, looking for houses with rape dungeons
>>220613952midget legs are offputting
>>220614130he's a big guy
>>220614133:)
anime
>>220614154maybe find a relevant post to reply to this with
I am the girthmaster
Toil doneOff homeLovely long weekend ahead
>>220614186it's Wednesday mate
>>220614185Im a cat
Bone pressed my BWC just there and it's actually 3 inches
>>220614157UUUU
>>220614130i don't get it
Why is Heathermong spamming about cocks now?
>>220613448i get horny on opioids but it takes an absolutely herculean effort to cum so i usually give up, very annoying
>>220614238Just another day in /brit/
>>220614209It's demonstrably thursday
>>220614217you're supposed to measure starting from the anus
can't stop drinking alcoholcan't stop vapourising nicotinecan't stop smoking marijuana
this BWC thing is heatherpeado's new gimmick I seebet he can't wait to show it off to his idol zeidy can hesuch a pathetic specimen
>>220614258>football weeklymong
>>220614258lol bet you have strong opinions on putin don't youprobably also got genuinely sad when klopp left liverpool too, fucking runt
made a thread on crystal cafe about how bad my asshole smells and the jannies there deleted it, fucking foids have no sense of humour
>>220614272You have a dependency
>>220614258>football weekly
can't stop the beat gooooooo
Yeah take that big white cockRight up the assTake that
football? yeah england come on england it's coming home england
>>220614300going to crystal cafe as a scrote is spiritually brown
>>220611788>black women edish
well turns out it's Tuesday
well this week the ball was kicked by the men, quite a lot of the ball being kicked by the men actually this week, more than last week anyway, next week there might be even more of the ball being kicked by the men, presumably there will be, whether or not there'll be more or less of the ball being kicked by the men next week, well, it remains to be seen
>>220614331yeah so's your mom dude! *high fives my buddy cody who happens to be standing next to me*
>>220614350screaming fucking hate footy mongs
There is nothing wrong with listening to football podcasts
most of these uk lads that review restaurants look like kiddy fiddling nonces
can your doctor tell when you're getting your prescriptions refilled more often than you should be?
>>220614367>most of these uk lads look like kiddy fiddling noncesFtfy Nonce island
as always let's give it a nonce
>>220614385Yea
>>220614385Yes
>>220614367>t. projecting
>>220614338too black
>>220614385No
Absolutely STINKS of freshly mown grass
should go on holiday me. wont though
>>220614418Love it
>>220614385don't know why would I try to get more than the doctor recommended for my condition
>>220614423take a long walk on a short pier
farmers have flipping nuked their fields with poo so i can't open the window
Definitely a burritos for tea night
>>220614434doctorbergs tend to be overly cautious and under-prescribe dosages to start off with so the medication doesn't do shit unless you completely ignore the doctor's order and double or triple up, at least that's been my experience
something slightly revolting about really tall people
African-American women are leaving the plantation
>>220614467hope elton john sneaks in when you're not looking and contaminates them
iToddler runtI didn't say anyone, but you're all thinking about him, right?
always wanted to fuck arlene phillips up the bum
>>220614496Could be a sour cream nightCould be a guac night
>>220614486hmm should I take the advice of my doctor or a druggie aussie nigga posting on /brit/ at 3am on a weekday
*makes bear noises*
>>220614534i don't recall offering you any advice
>>220614511she poops from there
might shit myself for a laugh
What a nice daySunny but crisp
any fat man in?i'm borderline obese, as it stands
hallucinating again, could've sworn i saw that bear image move even though it's clearly a jpg
>>220614562
How big is the girthmaster
>>220614561luv her
>>220614577massive fat cunt me
>>220614300i'm permanently banned there for making rape threats
I've said some mean things in this thread and I'm trying to be a better person, if any of you are thinking 'is this about me' feel free to think that I'm referring to you. I'm sorry, I'm poo steaming and can get a bit carried away with the trollish behaviour.See you in 15 mins after I've had a sit down outside x.
>>220614566pissed my jeans and took photos for a lad on grindr when i got gay steaming a while ago
>>220614561hope she releases a sex tape someday
>>220614541
>>220614607
>>220614607bit bent
>>220614577I'm very skinny fat but only eat about 1300 cals a day plus 3500 or so at the weekends
got the anime on
Got the Smiths on
>>220614646nonce
>>220614657nonce
>>220614607are benders really into piss play like that?there's this one famous poofter in australia who's known for licking urinals and his fellow poofs all celebrate him as a gay icon, the bumders are truly all deeply sick people
Friendly reminder that the Digital ID threat has not gone away. A lot of people think it has.
rorke replying to his favourite black queen on twitter quote tweeting the haters with 'get their ass queen'
Might go for a cheeky Asian massage this weekend Shit feels so good when she strokes your cock while you're face down
>>220614670Piss kink is elite tbf
>>220614670benders are into shit you couldn't even imagine
>>220614670>are mentally ill degenerates into degenerate thingsyea
>>220614604i imagine all bans there are permanent, foids can't take a joke and love exercising petty authority even moreso than the jannies here (as if such a thin were even possible)
>>220614687>
Does anyone else get proper angry during any sort of bickeringIf someone argues with me about anything my rage levels just shoot to 100 and I start shaking and hold my breath in, wish I could be calm and composed but it feels involuntary
>>220614670it's so much of a hassle for them to actually have sex that they tend to get off in other ways
>>220614727i dont argue with anyone about anything, i just quietly seethe about it afterwards
didn't fully wipe after my last poo because it was taking ages and now my farts feel noticeably 'wet'
I'm an ex gay and my kink was the idea of my anus getting permanently damaged by constant anal.
>>220614727vantablack hands typed this
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia tomorrow
>>220614670benders are vile they're into the worst things imaginable including HIV, piss and shit, and noncery of course
>>220614670if someone weed on me i'd be very angry
>>220614757how'd an incel like you swing an 8.30 rez at Dorsia then
>>220614755im english, i dont think all white people are always ice cool during confrontations mate
>>220614670have you never installed grindr for a laugh to see who is near you and what they'd ask?
Remember her
>>220614746see I used to be like that but after some point I got sick of being a quiet seether so I learnt to stand up for myselfI just wish I could control my temper better so I'm not literally shaking during even low level disputes
>3,000 words into her next book only 2 days inshe is actually so talented hasn't even finished writing her novel and she is already making moves on her next book
wind's howling
>>220614670theyre called piss goblins, at the berghain nightclub all the urinals funnel down to a piss area where they dwell
>>220614755bizarre post
>>220614811not hard to shit out 3,000 words when you're writing an autobiography with the names changed
>>220614811ruby is my dream wife
ah, samefagging over this ruby person time again I see
>>220614805Based Slav
>>220614811just like me
>>220614865he'll be replying to himself with paragraphs all night long
>>220614874Liteeally me
what if a girl were raised as though she were a boy (but without actually trooning her out like in that fucked up tranny experiment with those twins)do you reckon she'd be one of the lads as she got older or would her stupid foid hormones disrupt everything and turn her into a girly girl?
>>220614865its 4 fat women crossposting from tattle.life
any nb on here watching the masters?
>>220614843Out of all the books I’ve read, and I’ve read many books, I don’t think I’ve ever come across a character as egocentric, unlikeable and one-dimensional as Erimentha Parker. Her only character trait is she likes to study; that’s it. There’s no depth, no other traits or personality woven into the character. As well as this, the character really does think she’s better than everyone else, as one of the miscellaneous, equally lacking characters mentioned somewhere in the book; she berates others for having social media, wearing makeup, watching television and even playing with a pen; to reiterate, The character told off her classmate for doing nothing more than playing with a pen. Wearing makeup or having social media does not, in any way, make you stupid or less of a person, yet that’s what this novel seems to be getting across. It’s as if the author is trying to convey that the only way you can be intelligent is by being a self-infatuated, obsessively organised neat freak vegan who spends all of their time studying and looking down on others for having hobbies outside studying, which obviously, in reality is not the case. As well as being incredibly unlikeable, the character is entirely unbelievable. Erimentha is said to be eleven, yet her vocabulary, choice of literature, the way she behaves and her mannerisms are nothing like that of her supposed age.
its predator exposurethe games over
>>220611788pengalengers!!!!
don't think i've ever met a female i respected in my entire life, i don't even respect my own mum because she's got that annoying boomer mindset of confidence combined with stupidity
This is what rorke thought would happen to you if you had the covid vaccine
If crypto is so secure why do drugmongs engage in so much OpSec when buying off the deep web?
>>220614782lucky i guess
>>220611951We'd all had a bit to drink and things got out of hand, can't hold it against a person. We've made up now
>>220614971no vaccine needed for thatjust normal leftypol behavior
>>220614971rorke... was right?
>>220614988no videos are more delusional than these
I have grown tired of chudsI still agree with them but I think they're really annoying and gay
>>220614988might start dressing like that
>>220615035ktimthey're right but really obnoxious and cringe, I've checked out of politics completely it's annoying gay cunts on both sides
Rorke cashing in his ISA at the Coinstar
>>220614988god brazilians are weird, they're kind of like indians except slightly less filthy
im a pakistani woman
Leftypol codeswitching for the plumberRorke afraid to leave his smelly bedroom
do bath salts actually do anything for muscles
chicken sausage roll in greggs ladswhat are we thinking?
Post in r/redscarepod got no upvotes after 10 minutes so I deleted it
>>220614973woke wont like this
why bother with fashion when working out and being fit is not only more impressive, but it also makes it so almost anything looks good on you?
>>220615119wish you'd delete this post, reddit retard
>>220615065samemore focused on my souls position before the Lord these days
>>220615126less effort innit
>>220615126alri tricky Ricky
hate vacuuming
>>220615126why bother with either
>>220615126think you’re meant to do both fashion shows you’re in with the times and socially conscious
>>220615140just take steroids, it's pretty much perfectly safe these days and every serious lifter is doing it
>>220615155sameconsidering one of those robot vacuums but know catberge would go feral at it
well that's the leccy heater switched on
>>220615173sissy
gay porn screaming into the void
>>220615160i think fashion shows that you're a moron who thinks you can buy respect instead of earning it the proper way
pep guardiola ruined footballnow it’s just spam kenyan sprinters and pass back to the keeper. it’s a solved game. it’s a science now instead of a sport. look at some games from the 2000s. that just doesn’t happen anymore, the dynamism and chaos. it’s all so rigid and mechanical.
>>220615166doesnt that shrink your wilkins and bollockbergs?
>>220615173no need at all
>>220614971In the old days this lot could only make it to a student union or local government level of influence but now they’re a part of the executive
God bless /brit/.God bless the UK. One of the world's greatest countries. Beautiful history, beautiful people.
>>220615074can i fuck you in the mouth please respectfully
>>220615195not your wilkins but yeah it will shrink your bollockbergs, but only temporarily, after you finish a cycle with proper post-cycle therapy they'll bounce right back
>>220615207Thanks mr president
>>220615221steroid users are not much different from transgendersboth hate their bodies and alter it with hormone drugs to finally fill the void in their soul. both are very defensive about this
>>220615249*yawn*real original insight there
>>220615249ehh not really, trannies are trying to defy nature and pretend they are something they're not, roiders are simply taking shortcuts
>>220615207lovely post x
>>220615160>in with the times and socially consciousboth red flags to me
>>220615119what was your post about x
>>220615216Saw the pic of her feet x
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any spastic man in
what if mad how poo peng gay porn
need to set up a man cave that has a bunch of road signs and a giant stuffed fish on the wall with a fridge stocked to the brim with tinnies and a massive OLED telly displaying nonstop footy
farted just then
rorke is stableplease god
>>220615367basically my incel flat without road signs or stuffed fish or tinnies (beer is too fattening)
>>220615363>>220615363>>220615363
>>220615314did you>>220615304are they>>220615298was it>>220615292really>>220615289was it>>220615249really>>220615221really>>220615208will you>>220615207really>>220615196was there
>>220611951IRA terrorists got to walk away scott free, so why shouldn't our's?
>Amazon Rises Toward Key Level; CEO Says This Is 'On Fire'Pussy dripping wet
>>220615400yeh
>>220615400yh
NEW>>220615452>>220615452>>220615452
>>220614811that reminds me i need to start writing the script to my programme
