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Back on my old shit

Anyone else noticed how much black women love the BWC?

multiple type 5 meltdowns in progress

please mista may i have a thruppence for me suppa i aint had a bite to eat

Don't think I'm going to engage with any of you freaks for the rest of the day, you'll be sorry.

>>220611829
haha alri chernobyl

throbbing white cocks in african vaginas

>>220611842
heheheh

in spaki's liverpool irish mind, black women are physically and sexually superior, they determine what he consider the horizon of cool
any indication, at all, that white men are sexually desirable is deeply troubling to him and he cannot NOT defend his black idols

melty this melty that, why dont you suck the melty out of my fucking cock

>>220611809
willing to bet the people who do this are way older than zoomers, i reckon you’d only reach that point after like a decade plus of posting

>>220611865
You are severely unwell

Y'all bitches ain't shit

right so that's 4 australian niggas on past midnight on a work day is it

>>220611838
*chases you off with a stick*

rorke
rasheed
leftypol

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half-way through the dig

>>220611865
meant to say black men in the first sentence, not black women

>>220611894
Did you yeah

nigga saw 'black girls like bwc' one time and immediately started spamming about bbc cuck porn and dating statistics

>>220611893
Can you dig it?

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>>220611880
Gotta be at work in 8 hours
I'll go to bed
thank you good night x

>>220611865
Yep, sad isn't it?

>>220611856
they'd stay asleep because they wouldn't be able to feel your SWC

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you may not like it, but this is the ideal way to keep pets

well that's a leaping frog then isn't it

>>220611919
it's so easy to set off certain posters, they'll rant and rave for hours if you discover their triggers

>>220611920
been digging it

all of this is a fascinating insight to the british mind

>>220611941
thats ai

>>220611919
reckon he'll read this and realise he's a bit of a sad case for spazzing out so hard or will he double down on being a gimp?

>>220611915
Isn't replying to me cutting in to time you could be using wanking to BLACKED?

>>220611893
warwick davis live here?

>>220611949
You ain't heavy brother, you dig, I dig

dude cody why is this forum all loaded with limey pricks

>>220611893
good little wage slave. keep toiling aeay for shekelberg while i fugg and breed and snap swedish womens hymens x

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alright so I googled it
let this settle it once and for all

>>220611956
a small mind indeed

>>220611972
Project on headcase

>>220611941
Ahmed's worst nightmare.

Better take dogberg out for his walk, then I think I'll make a curry. Only if that's alright with you lot of course?

put the kettle on time for another cuppa

>>220611934
not wot ur da' said innit?

having any real strong opinion on interracial relations is always the sign of a weird internet poisoned cunt. No one gives a shit irl unless they’re a vocal racist which i frankly doubt many of you have the nerve for

Can I have a sip of your tea?

>>220611966
officially refuted

>>220611982
They're very silly. I like them

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>Project on headcase

>>220612007
>No one gives a shit irl
nah they do, most lads don't want to wife up a coalburner

>>220612034
Due to insecurities

>>220612007
you say that but interracial relationships were taboo long before the internet and were often straight up illegal

>>220612031
why do you even have this image lmao

>>220612007
>which i frankly doubt many of you have the nerve for
had to slip this in didn't you cuckboy?

willy alert willy alert there is a willy in the thread

hopefully putin will just straight up nuke britain the moment america pulls out of nato

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>>220611941
they found Peng Ting's pantry

>>220612049
in the past yh
not in the past thouhg are we

>>220612050
Just typed in qos cobson and found it, easy.

>>220612071
women 5 seconds after i discover how to turn invisible

>>220612051
it looks dry and sad

didn't need to see that

>>220612021
nah cant be real

who is your favourite pornstar lads? mines Jillian Janson. quite fond of little swedish sloots having their cunts fuhged by English BVLLS like Danny D, coorrrr lush x

>>220612044
it's a red flag mate
kind of like tommy going hunting for a wife in the Philippines

>>220612084
Quite a normal thing to do

right well that some lads willy then isn't it

>>220612007
The averge man has very strong feelings about it actually, not all of us are melbourne soyboys. Ask any man, black or white, what he'd think about his daughter marrying another race and you will not be met with an indifferent response.

>>220612100
quite like stella violet, reminds me of daisy ridley

>>220612081
missing the point

>>220612100
rara kudou

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>>220612087
scream

>>220612058
what

>>220612103
It's only a red flag if it's some black gangster type
If her ex was just a normal bloke then I don't see the issue

>>220612106
Neither is posting on /brit/

>>220612007
sounds like your mum has been fucking n______ and yoi're trying to make excuses for it

>>220612100
For me, it’s Dick Nasty
He’s a Brit

>>220612100
really into Hazel Moore these days

>>220612084
why do you know these terms then

Why were you Britbongs so insistent on ensuring Ulster murderers and terrorists walk free??

Why did the British insist the Greysteel massacre monsters walk free? All they did was kill a bunch of innocent people, taunt their families in court and show zero remorse.

>>220612087
EXHALING VIOLENTLY

>>220612115
idk who that is
>>220612124
>ausfag is a bug lover
SAD!

love poo me

for me? coco lovelock, dolly little, piper perri, rara kudou, among others

>>220612145
say it witcho chest lil bro

>>220612164
hmmm, I wonder how I could possibly know about them when I post on a board that regularly faces degenerate cuckspam
this normie act isn't fooling anyone mate

>>220612148
>>220612149
never heard of these, do better

https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv

Real Ultimate /brit/ENDER

dont have a favourite pornstar because i go outside regularly

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>>220612068

>>220612201
not even an act i had to google qos and cobson to even know what they were
not good for your mind to think about this shit so much

might put on some black penis porn to see what the hype is about

>>220612197
i'm currently in Marrickville if you wanna sort this out cunt

porn is evil and corrupts your soul

farting out cum in the sink

phwoar, she'd get it

https://x.com/InformaCosmos/status/2041978803585507643

>>220612252
project on spaki

thought is was called /brit/ not /aus/

went out in just a jumper and jeans and i was still sweating

farting cubes of poo from my obese willy

farting out as i sink in the cum

>>220612307
same commonwealth

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the wife

bored - _-

>>220612315
wombats do square poos

need christina koch to pull me off

>be me 10 years ago
>think things can't possibly get any shittier
>they get shittier
>they get shittier again
>and again
and so on and so forth

>>220612088
maybe you could wet it with your mouth and spit

rorke trying to watch blacked porn to see what all the fuss is about
accidentally watching men men in black (1997) starring will smith and tommy lee jones instead
thoroughly enjoying himself

>>220612305
meltie

>>220612376
tell it to someone who cares

>>220612386
lol he would do that haha

Dominos gives me a dodgy stomach. Must be all the preservatives. Shan’t be having it again

>>220612396
this is that ridiculously fit tranny isnt it

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day 1 chudfish journey

>>220612394
i'm sure someone will read it and care

>>220612434
indian brained webm

>>220612397
having a yank pope just doesn't seem right, it's like wiping your arse with bible pages

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>>220612376

>Four people die trying to board boat in Channel crossing attempt
LOL

>>220612434
We dont care
Stop posting your digital harem for positive attention from strangers online

>>220612451
gayass niga

>>220612413
my poo was in a right state after eating my easter egg the other day

straya calm down

I fell in love with a Welsh twink years ago. He left me and I'm still not quite over it

read it but didnt care

>>220612451
>>220612469
he's going to have an indian melty and accuse everyone of being gay now

>>220612477
Ebonics award

>>220612469
stroke that fuckin' dick

>>220612477
pitiable brainless moron

>>220612504
You're a gay cunt

>>220612464
vax status?

cumming all over my screen so its like im giving every one of you a facial

this thread is so much nicer and friendlier and funnier in the morning and early afternoon

Why do women seethe about porn so much? I wouldn't be watching it if you sucked my cock

>>220612515
i'm straight as a ruler

>>220612525
You're a real piece of work

>>220611756
Hehe
Brit

mad how everything wrong with society would be fixed overnight if the boomers were culled and all the browns sent back

>>220612536
Aye Hadrian

>>220612511
sex. have it.

>>220612525
Show me your work big boy

fucking hate london. anyone up north or in aus want to swap places with me?

>>220612525
cumming on my screen so it's like i'm cumming on your cum

>>220612536
Yeah.... a BENT ruler!

mad how fun portal 2 is

the thread's taken a turn for the gay and weird

>>220612540
:3c hehe~

>>220611976
this is on my own property, in my free time

I like it in gangbangs and double penetration scenes where the blokes accidentally cum on each other, funny

>>220612577
have a hard time figuring out a lot of the later puzzles, particularly the ones that involve spraying white goo onto the walls
am a bit of a dumb bum you see

watching age of empires 2 competition on twitch sponsored by Red Bvll

maybe i should just shag a prostitute today, instead of waiting for tomorrow.
problem is that in the last 24 hours or so i've had 4500mg of pregabalin
its difficult to cum on the pregabs

>>220612456
he was fairly cloistered from the usual yank nonsense desu

>>220612581
*rapes you straigt through the ear hole so my bellend pops out of your other ear*

need to have seex with those blue goblins from league of legends

spaki recovered from his melty yet?

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Just had a massive scran

hi

>>220612626
thirdies give me the boke

>>220612626
Looks very hot

>>220612668
hi :)

>>220612577
never did finish the multiplayer for that

>>220612626
hot poo? ova here

>>220612626
this is ai right?

>>220612599
love spraying white goo on walls me

whens the last time you shaved your testicales

>>220612710
go to bed racismlad, got school in the morning

mad how exercising and eating healthy is boring but makes you feel good. why can't the fun things make you feel good

>>220612705
>>220612706
>>220612710
>>220612714
>>220612717
snap

>>220612710
right you cannot bloody say that

>>220612710
no racism in /brit/ you cheeky cunt

>>220612705
>>220612706
>>220612710
>>220612714
>>220612717
luv seeing aussie post chains in /brit/

>>220612714
about 2 months ago, love that luxurious velvetiness of a freshly shaved sack but it's a bit of a pain to do

>>220612577
play Quake III or Doom

Honorary brits surely

>>220611856
Why do you dislike Norwegians so much?

>>220612752
played doom once and never got into it much. was more of a half life man me.

>>220612577
>>220612752
Portal and Quake III are great. Only tried Doom as a kid and didn't really care for it.

>>220612726
havent had pizza in nearly 3 years at this point. gyms fun but not drinking/eating out whatever makes me feel like a dull cunt. went out to dinner with toilvermin 2 weeks ago and spent the whole time trying to mentally calculate the calories instead of talking to them, and then got looked down upon for declining to go drinking after that. why they insist on going out all the time in central even though its expensive and i know we all make the same pitiful amount of money is beyond stupid

lads I’m at a crossroads
Do I try to buy a house in the states and finally settle down (and stop being a rentoid) or do i follow my (pipe) dream of trying to immigrate to scotland

>>220612752
>>220612784
Of course when I say I played Doom as a kid, I mean the original Doom. I haven't tried Doom 2016 but it looks good.

>>220612797
stay in yankland

>>220612797
go join the army and die for israel you coward

>>220612714
Have literally never once in my entire life trimmed my pubes

>>220612797
what do you like about scotland
ever been there?

>>220612797
why would you want to live in sc*tland?

>>220612831
Yes thrice
>>220612832
Vibes

>>220612797
you haven't left the confines of your childhood bedroom, lying freak

Any slugs ITT? How's life treating you? Ate any succulent garden lettuce recently?

>>220612827
that is mad how long are they

>>220612694
Visiting the summer house Borko?

I'm a bit of a gobshite I admit it. I can't help it, I don't know why I'm like that.

>>220612797
Move to Spokane. Trust me on this.

Might write a book about a veterinarian whose wife dies and he has a midlife crisis and decides to walk the Pennine trail but eats magic mushrooms along the way then he can talk to woodland animals. It would be a kids book like Wind in the Willows and I wouldn't write the backstory in.

the problem with silksong is that it just is too hard, i'm sorry but it is
i don't mind bosses being hard but when i'm having to perform hard sequences just to get across the level and that then becomes the norm, yes, i feel like i'm improving at the game but you're simply asking too much of me
they listened to the wrong people at the end of the day, all these fucking cunts with anime profile pictures saying that the first games movement was bad, that the first games combat was bad, that the first game was 'babby's first metroidvania'
i don't care about any of that, i just want a cool world full of wonder and mystery which is fun and exciting and rewarding to explore, not this stupid hell yeah mega combo wow air dash combat multiplier bing bing wahoo shite

>>220612874
Spokane is a shithole
Better than Portland where I currently live THOUGH

2am on the east coast of Australia, mind.

>>220612849
got squashed to death by 5"3 woman with an attitude because she was looking at her phone while walking. was pissed that i lost my life, but i got to watch her scream and seethe about have slug guts all over her new heels as a ghost, so im doing alright

>>220612797
buy the house in the states.
Scotland is grim.

>>220612851
they reach terminal length about the same length as body hair for me

>>220612891
I dream of moving to Spokane one day.
Keep in mind that excluding London, the rest of Britain is poorer than Mississippi.

>>220612838
you will have to accept a much lower and increasingly worse standard of living

>>220612893
i'm at toil you fucking maggot cunt!

>>220612927
yanks won't accept that, if we moved to britain there would be big changes

>>220612878
genuinely not a bad premise, honestly
surreal but heartfelt

>>220612881
that was my problem with it, doing anything is a chore because you have to always be on point. takes away from the vibes of the world they made. i did finish it and got most of the completion done and all the hard bosses but wont ever replay it.
comfy exploring in greenpath first time was the nicest feeling ever but theres nothing really like that in silksong

>>220612927
Hmmm people are white at least and friendly like

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>>220612577
try talos principle
>>220612599
>am a bit of a dumb bum you see
yeah, you'd have to be
they really went out of their way to make that game real easy for the normies

>>220612947
based

do actually have conversations with my dead dad and I'm too scared to get checked for a mental health issue because I don't want it to stop

want a woman to beat me up haha

>>220612958
Scotland is quite left-leaning and supportive of immigrants and refugees. They probably wouldn't want a racist like you.

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IM SO FANCY, CANT YOU TASTE THIS GOLD, REMEMBER MY NAME

>>220612963
why does portal 2 break the brains of women so easily

>>220611980
this is so old I'd bet it's oudated now

>>220612978
seek Jesus

>>220612978
what does he say back?

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ktim

>>220612955
shellwood comes close i think
out of all the areas in the game, shellwood managed to capture a lot of that og feel
but i knew the game was in trouble when bird enemies showed up
its meant to be a game about bugs, what the FUCK are birds doing here? thats when you know a developer has run out of ideas, when bird enemies show up

>>220612978
Do you hear his voice? If not, you're not schizophrenic

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Imagine you accidentally post an image of yourself onto /brit/

>>220612996
aye that’s true right enough. But I’m used to pretending to have npc opinions. Did i mention i live in pdx?

>>220612979
get in a marriage she'll fuck you up properly

>>220612113
yeah but these people care about what random niggas they don't even know are doing
ofc it's normal to care about your family but why are you obsessing over two people on the other side of the world that you don't know and are perfectly happy in their relationship??

wish i was born in the american midwest. or anywhere in the anglosphere that isnt the united shartdom

>>220613022
I did post one about 9 years ago

>>220612978
is he still disappointed in you?

>>220613022
The ubiquitousness of the 'fake doxx' gimmick softens the blow of doing this

>>220613034
dreamed I lived in Oklahoma and had a fat arsed corn fed american wife the other day

Unironically wish i lived in Melbourne

>>220613022
no pictures of me exist

>>220613022
I did this on /b/ but have never seen it since thankfully. I have such an average unnoticeable face nobody thought it was worth saving

smoking some marijuana smoke

>>220613059
make it happen

>>220613022
I've done it twice on purpose and never once saw it reposted so I guess im at least normal looking enough to not get mocked

Extremely EXTREMELY fit chinky knocking on my door to collect for charity
Had the best face I've seen on a slope, was so taken aback I stuttered like a spastic. She definitely knew I was a little mong boy incel, so now I do a monthly £10 donation to great ormund street hospital because it felt like the only way to redeem myself in the eyes of this china doll
God I'm such a worthless twat TWAT TWAT

>>220613004
praying can't hurt I suppose
>>220613009
mostly asks how nanberg is doing, how sisterberg is doing and how my life is
>>220613014
I hear him and sometimes see him
>>220613044
He was too loving to ever say that even if he felt it

>>220613059
based. saw an american gothic thread on /fa/ a few days ago and ive been thinking about plapping chubby bible-thumpers in white sundresses ever since. yanks truly dont suffer

Squat rack: touched

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>>220613100
Haha

>>220613022
Did this once on purpose about 5 years ago and nobody remembers it

i’ve broken my willy

>>220613100
she's absolutely fucking done you

God I want pizza

>>220613100
this is like that song china girl but by iggy pop

>>220612963
>they really went out of their way to make that game real easy for the normies
well i didn't have much trouble with portal 1 and that was before they started pandering to normies

>>220613121
Due to porn?

>>220613022
nobody will care or do anything unless you're a namefag
poor poor scraniel

>>220613100
>>220613116
Sending attractive women to do the scrounging is such a bullshit cheat it should be illegal

Used to deliver for a Chinese and the wife of the owner always used to call me 'big man'.

the bath plughole is blocked, likely with a clump of hair, pubes and poo

>>220613159
this is what I call my cat haha
that probably means she likes you because I like my cat

Thinking about posting myself on here wahey

really fancy a wank but i'm on the opioids again so it would be a fool's errand that would only lead to frustration and heartbreak

Saw a WMAF couple on the way home
The guy looked like a Chad, very chiseled jawline
The Asian woman was above average at best
Grim

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they don't make anime like this any more

>>220613068
I know a lad who lives in Melbourne. I heard he got fat. I don't like him but i've known him since we were about 10. If I went to Aussie id reconnect with him. But id go to the Queensland to work in a mine.

watching the news on al jazeera

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>>220613180
>I like my cat

>>220613147
they should do it more
the pro-social influence of peng tings is massively underutilised

>>220613023
Why do you want to move to Scotland, a country which does have quite a few black and brown people and is happy to accept more, if you dislike non-white people?

Also Portland looks like a nice place. Would like to visit the Pacific Northwest at some point in my life.

How do I get my girlfriend into cuckolding lads?

bumhole smells like celery and marmite again

>>220613203
See lots of them in London

>>220613138
yeah it flew off mid sesh

watching the chosen (2017)

>>220613240
change your toilet paper

My BWC is around 3 inches soft

>>220613203
some people just get lucky
after years of dating mid slags i finally bagged a real cutie

>>220613221
looks like a giant evil goblin king sitting in a throne holding a big staff from the thumbnail

red rose grows as the walls unfold
my lapse, p-pro-lapse

Hey lads I saw a [thing that this board is obsessed with] irl
Isn't it mad that I saw a [thing that this board is obsessed with] irl?

>>220613223
>quite a few
Still nowhere near as many as the US. And Portland is the hwitest urban area out of all others

>>220613267
cant see it im afraid

>>220613265
ktim but hard

>>220613296
Still a BWC lad

no glasto this year :(

>>220613293
he’s really fat and the staff is that vertical bit to the left of him

Listening to Lucy Letby's Spotify playlist

DOGSHIT ZINGERS: ARM
DOGSHIT ZINGERS: CALIBRATE
DOGSHIT ZINGERS: AIM

wonder if you could post here if you installed linux on a ps2

is film aussie in

>>220613324
Manual override. we still have 20 posts

Sent my side ting a pic of my cock underneath my toil trousers. Thing is I put an air freshener can under my trousers which usually works but I think I overdid it and my cock looks obviously fake now. Phone brightness was too low you see and I didn't notice how ridiculous it looks

got some tuna on bread in the oven with cheese and mayo on top

>>220613102
If you hear his voice, you should probably see a therapist

>>220613353
DOGSHIT ZINGERS: ON STANDBY

>>220613321
Shawn Mendes - In My Blood
The Tremeloes - Here Comes My Baby
Eiffel 65 - Blue
The Corrs - Breathless

>>220613338
tried to post from my wii u once and it didn’t work

australians were never meant to have internet access

>>220613338
Using the official Linux kit?
I've done it from Linux on PS4

>>220613400
el factomundos

>>220611788
>>220611788
>>220611788
new thread when ready

gonna get poo steaming

>>220613195
i never wank on the opioids

got the mika on again
love that lil gayboy

Drinking coffee, just got 12 hours of sleep. Could still go for more if not for the toil
>>220613221
kino

shall mostly be farting my arsehole to bits

hello

its me

poo