The humble Getaway for the Playstation 2
Researching classic Top Gear episodes and screaming like a spaz
so here I am and there you are, in the new
sick to death of this fake new poster, would very much like to see his entire family burned at the stake
>>220610247When I was in school all the incels used to like top gear. Shaggers like me were watching anime of course
i am, you are, we are australian
The Asian Fanny - an international bestseller
>Researching classic Top Gear episodes and screaming like a spaz
>>220610266he dresses like a confused roadman
>>220610266bladee bitch bastard?
>>220610283
sorry ok
>>220610285vanity glasses
Playing crimson desert me
>>220610271ever been shagged up your arse?
>>220610284
>>220610277read from right to left
Having an incel lie down
>>220610328Yeah my uncle did it when I was a child
>>220610341do you want shagging up your arse again?
normalise having no mates and being scared of intimacy
webcam appointment with the job centre soon
>>220610321is it good is it yeah is it better than zelda is it
>>220610373they just got dinosaurs walking around
Saw those crazy black Israelites shouting about their nonsense down the high street
Don't even care about cars, just watching for the entertainment
What's the difference between a walk and an incel walk? What exactly changes about a given activity when you add the adjective incel beforehand?>>220610355Not sure, could trigger me
>>220610392Praise jah
>>220610373love creatures, me
If you really want to be horrified by aging, how's this? You know the "now you're aware you're breathing" mental tease?Now you're aware there are several things that happened during your whole childhood which you can't remember, even if someone else remembered and they told you.
>>220610392love those guys
>>220610387Yeah it’s goodIdk I never played that Zelda
>>220610285Cute boy would marry
tie rorke up and watch him squirm
>>220610285corr wouldn't mind slipping my knob betwixt her fanny flaps
>>220610392DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO AMERICA
Every day is hell and the only way to remedy that is to end my own life
webcam appointment with the job centre soon got any good memes to share?
>>220610415Hardly a revelation is it?
>>220610244Remember when Rockstar decided to take the beloved GTA games of that era and ruin them with AI slop
>>220610415read the room lad we just hate women
>>220610408Tarka on a mad one
>>220610408what is that, an otter?
>>220610445s
Can you help us find Lakeira? Lakeira, aged 15, was last seen at Kings Cross Train Station on Friday 27 March 2026.
>>220610445Say you applied for sneed n ‘feed inc
>>220610460yesa wet beast
>>220610452Outsourced to india unironically
>>220610452never liked open world games, 80% of the runtime is just driving around the city
>>220610492They had good radio stations though
500 cigarettes
>>220610408Mustelids are the best animals
bluetooshconnected
found a frill necked lizard once and put it in some random house's letterbox as a prankwhomever opened it to get their mail must've gotten a proper fright
>>220610515Theyre actually all vicious little bastards
>>220610511yeahLove driving around Vice City listening to V-Rock and Emotion
>>220610512smuggled up rorkes arse
>>220610522can you shut up please mate you're not funny
>>220610515
>>220610542my bad
>>220610542why do you assume /brit/ has to be funny? there's no rule stating that
Got nothing to incel live for
>>220610560its fine just read the room next time yeah
playing Civ V and my PC crashed but i count that as a win since i was winning heavily
>>220610559least weasely weasel
>>220610542got a bit of a lizard in the old letterbox today haven't you mate, eh
>>220610571how much was your GPU where a game from 16 years ago crashes?
>>220610542Oi watch it. We don't speak to each other like that on the /Brit/ team>>220610560It's okay carry on :)
>>220610559The least what?
>>220610583that's my dad
>>220610583cute little homunculus fella
>>220610583can you ask grok to give this thing a pussy and soem massive bolt on knockers
>>220610594weasel
might open the window
>>220610583so this is rorke
>Best-selling The Housemaid author Freida McFadden reveals true identity>She has now told USA Today, external she is actually Sara Cohen. "I'm at a point in my career when I'm tired of this being a secret," she explained. "I'm tired of people debating if I'm a real person or if I'm three men. I am a real person and I have a real identity and I don't have anything to hide."Bloody hell, the gnashers on her
>>220610592idk it's a 10+ year old stolen work laptop
>>220610598No it isn't be quiet
>>220610619looks like she's wearing a wig
>>220610612Done him up like a kipper
what a weasely liddle liar dude
chilling new footage from the strait
>>220610619I believe they're called 'neoliberal teeth'.
Re: Previous threadmost of us are still stuck on our previous loves who are now married and pregnant/mothersMeanwhile they don't even remember our faces or names
It is one of the funny things about cross dressing that it actually accentuates your masculine features, especially if you stand next to your girlfriend.
>>220610696roar! scream!
>>220610696
>>220610696haha
>>220610676After my parents die I'll pretty much become a ghost, nobody on the planet would be able to recognize or remember me
I've only had 2 gfs and both were black, and I'm currently texting the black toilfu as we speak. Just get on with black women easier for some reason.
ever seen the google street view car lads? i saw it the other day and flicked v signs at it
>>220610696Ah, the kind of /brit/ post you can show your nan :)
>>220610730Did they have big bums? Did they love BWC?
22 is actually ovah
>Talking with Singaporean toilberg on video>Start taking notes but actually I'm typing " I want to kms"
INSIGHTFORESIGHTMORE SIGHTTHE CLOCK ON THE WALL READS A QUARTER PAST MIDNIGHT
>>220610735saw the apple one and let my nuts hang
>>220610759No they prefer black men
>>220610759Yes, the gfs had big bums and the black toilfu has an absolutely huge bunda despite being quite slim. Can't speak to them liking BWC but they definitely didn't mind a R(respectable)WC.
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil winked at me earlier
>>220610826Nah, there's a sizable minority that love white men (especially the young Justin Timberlake look).
>>220610735yeah it went past when I was somewhere in the Netherlands on a bicycle but I can't for the life of me remember where so there's a streetview of me on some random street out there that I'll never seeprobably look a right gimp
>>220610819didn't the google street view camera capture someone disposing of a body in the netherlands once?
people with microcephaly, down syndrome, midgets, autists. You can't say God doesn't exist. He clearly does and has a sense of humour
>>220610829respectable being a whole 5.5 inches I meant to say
>>220610223A neutral yet dignified OP image.
dadberg is still ranting daily about Putin, boomers have really lost the plot lately
live in a very white area so I've had very minimal interaction with black girls but I don't find them attractive tbqh
>tfw white with a 20cm Willy
i got trading 212 and im pretty sure this whole investing malarky is just gambling for rich people
>>220610885ofc ofc naturally yes
>>220610867>>220610871err
>>220610871ye we have quite a bit of organised crime
>>220610904wish the boomers would hurry up and die already, we're literally just waiting them out until we can finally start fixing all the societal problems they caused and continue to propagate
>>220610826lol I reckon about 99% of black girls take bwc
>>220610867did you go to a brothel while you were there?
>>220610913must be a small geezer he20 cm isnt just a midge thats a straight gnome
going to kenya with my 5 inch bwc
>>220610904Putin is objectively a threat to Europe so your dad sounds like he's clued up to be honest
you know my magic is strong
need to purchase a riding crop but there's no equestrian supply store nearby so i'm gonna get one from a sex shop which is much closer
Listen moidshttps://youtu.be/x3C83ZaRKwk
>>220610955no but I did spend some time wandering up and down the red light district checking out the prozzerssome of them were pretty fitgot nowhere near enough courage to actually fuck one though
We're all at brit.com
>>220610997ah yes a threat to europe but also can't take eastern ukraine, made how natosisters are this mentally confused
>>220610997how long has he been stuck in ukraine?
>>220611028one of the few black lasses I would definitely shag
>>220610974>>220610976can you sort this flag rigmarole out pleasesimply no reason for each and every one of your tasmania-sized nations to all have identical flags
got an opportunity for an interview at big motoring world as an administrator but dunno if i should do it im spergy and the people there always look like deano and stacey types what does brit think
>>220611039???????????
where’s gorpheus?
>>220611016ah yeah they've got those streets lined with prozzers dancing in the windows haven't they?classy people the dutch
I am a danger to myself
>>220611042her bfs/husbands have all been white btw
>>220611027Ah right Rorke is constantly thinking about transgenderism again>>220611029He's stuck because countries like ours have helped Ukraine in their efforts to defend themselves
>ah yes
>>220611044we were first so we get dibs
>>220611079y'all are cucked out
>>220611049do itdon't psyche yourself out of opportunities
>>220610997the only nation putin is a threat to is his own
got a permanent hunchback like an orangutanmy knuckles even scrape the floor sometimes
off for a jog
eating KFCx
You literally can't have a conversation with a centrist dad, if you express something that couldn't be posted in the guardian they just call you a bot online or 'naive' offline.
https://youtu.be/QKfXgfO2FiM
Really want to double penetrate my gf with a big black man
>>220611129anyone who eats fast food (but especially mcdonalds and kfc) is a black coded individual
>>220611125imagine the smell of her sweaty socks and knickers aha
>>220611148*kisses my teeth*
been reading the power of now by eckhart tolle lately
>>220611125can't fathom making a video like thisyeh going for a job better pull out the camera and start recording because the whole world clearly wants to see thatjust bizarre
>>220611129yummy halal runtslop
>>220611152:O
Would like to have sex with a female woman to be honest.
never pay any attention to politics or current events anymore, i've been blueballed too many times with happenings that never were, so now i'm irrevocably nothingeverhappenspilled
>>220611148maccies was fine before they raised the prices i loved getting a value meal for less than a fiver
>>220611173Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue that, let's change it Sparkle :)
>>220611076so what you're saying is I'm pretty much guaranteed to pull Sade? That's good to know
choosing to respond to things with cruelty instead of care
>>220611200nuclear winter august 2027 screencap this
>>220611189limp wristed poof
I will have been unemployed for an entire year next month lads. I was sacked two weeks after starting the purchase of my first flat, eventually had to pull out of that because I couldn't get a job and expended my savings even though they were decent. I've had to use the money for my deposit to keep me going, I've had interviews but no luck. If there is a God, he hates me.
>>220611100Me:>We should be aware of the threat from the East because I don't want our country to be subjugated by themYou:>Please Mr Putin, have your way with me
>>220611140Guardian audiobook? DownloadedRest is Politics podcast? PlayingJames 'O Briens new book? ReadingF1 Highlights? WatchedShirt? Charles ThyrwittCock? Wombled
>>220611173Your name is Gay Fucking Mongoloid
>>220611218cool i've always wanted to build a snowman
my jeans smell like mcdonalds
>>220611232that isnt my name
we are the brit team brit team brit team, we are the brit team
Don't know how you lot haven't realised yet, after 11 years now, that Trump just says things. He just says things. He likes it when the media talk about him. Simple as. You can realise he's become a traitorous neocon without getting TDS in the process.
>>220611224I've been a NEET since 2009.
>>220611224ive been unemployed my entire life, dont stress it lad
>>220611232
>>220611224did the journal factory explode
>>220611254i kneel
>>220611224Applied for a job in the local Iceland for a retail assistant role and saw the job application dashboard. Manager had 300 applications for the role
>>220610373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjNljjITjk
They love the BWC
>>220611249Mental how normies and leftypol will still talk about him 24/7 and act surprised by everything he does>Did you hear that the man known for saying unhinged things said something unhinged?
Why were you Britbongs so insistent on ensuring Ulster murderers and terrorists walk free?Why did the British insist the Greysteel massacre monsters walk free? All they did was kill a bunch of innocent people, taunt their families in court and show zero remorse.
gently sucking off a latte
everyone goes on about smelling dirty knickers and so I once sneaked a smell of my ex gfs and it just smelled like dirty underweardon't get it
>>220611294and you never will #blowupnormtards
>>220611271Nah they said over 100 applicants applied and wished me all the best.>>220611275That's the issue, because the market is fucked people are going for the shit jobs and they're getting hundreds of applicants too. Thanks Labour, good job.
>>220611279My dad’s theme song
>>220611294sex is in the mind
>>220611284genuinely does my nut in, I've actually started telling people I'm not interested at this point
>>220610933This is what cucks and browns do with black men and white women lolThe evidence suggests black women prefer black men, just as women of other races prefer their own men.
>>220611294it's about the decadence of it
>>220611140dadberg has a dogmatic belief in the system and contempt for anyone outside it but also is extremely paranoid about right wing propaganda and supports whatever middle class lefty views there are at any given time
>>220611312It isn't just Labours fault but the Tories; they pulled all state investment for 14 years whilst relying on migrants labor and this is the result
Poo is brown
>>220611324Sorry mate you either want to talk about him constantly or you support him, that's how it works these days.
>>220610730>>220610759>>220610826>>220610933>>220611332time to go outside lads
>>220611332>The evidence suggests black women prefer black mennot so sure lol, reckon most of them would pick an average white man over an average black man if offered the choice
>>220611312blame the tories for leaving the glorious european unionyou couldve worked here in amsterdam as a rent boy
>>220611294you get to absorb residual fanny particles through the nostrils, it's like having a piece of her fanny inside you
>>220611357>not so sure lolSo you doubt the evidence? Why?
my dad is actually an old labour type who basically thinks every news story is a lie
>>220611362Wouldn't want to put you out of the competition
>>220611332expert on the dating preferences of black women are you?
>>220611374because black girls love my bwc in my personal experience
>>220611341>laborYou're a foreigner aren't you, Eastern Euro?>>220611362>'Yeah b-but the Tories!'Fucking hell you people. The Tories were shit but Labour have managed to be even worse in a shorter space of time.
>>220611355I'm going to meet the black toilfu tonight :)
>>220611390And black men can say the same for white women loving them.Anecdones are pointless
sister came off the pill after years and suddenly wants to dump her fiance
was in bunnings and saw a crowbar that was pretty cheap so i bought it because you never know when you might need a crowbar, plus holding it made me feel like gordon freeman
>>220611374>the evidenceWhat evidence?
damn....
>>220611409many such cases
>>220611409optimal moment to get her shagged lad
>>220611404sc
if a restore Britain like party ever comes into power we’d be third world within a decade. unfortunately the question is currently do you want living standards or do you want no immigration.ya can’t have bothThey’ve already taken root anyway. Can’t be changed now
>>220611404nevermind the flourish, man's half asleep at the wheel for a bus
>>220611412Keep a hammer under my bed me just in case I need to bang in any nails in the middle of the night.
>>220611378when you lads left you took the customers with you
>>220611403>Anecdones are pointlessnot so pointless when your bwc is in a black girl's bum lol
>>220611439no immigration please mate
>>220611285No one hates british people more than the british upper class. Everything they do is built on making the working class as miserable as possible. If that means covering for a nationwide pedophile mafia, so be it. Even the fucking king will help if it means brits become more miserable.Every day I wish hitler flattened london because the british people would have come out of it healthier, happier, wealthier, and safer.
>>220611414Literally any study on racial dating/attractiveness dynamics. You know, the ones Rorke hastily produces when cucks try to claim white women prefer black men. But when it's the other way around he pretends its not a thing
always some runt who comes on here to defend the honour of black men
>>220611312>>220611341don't see how it can be either parties' fault if it's happening everywhere in the west
>>220611439What if I want neither?
>>220611446if youve ever gotten a bus when they first start early in the morning half the drivers are visibly hungover barely in control of the vehicle lol at least where i live
>>220611448are you my druggie neighbour
>>220611439(You)
>>220611395every time i hear starmer squirt out more neoliberal bullshit i am happy i chose to REMAIN
good evening /brit/what did you do today
>>220611404shagger steez
>>220611439I just want to keep my bennies and have the cost of living go down a bit, also being able to see a doctor without waiting 6 months would be nice
>>220611439Living standards have been dropping as migration has been rising thoughbeit The obvious answer is to enslave the biomass anyways
>>220611465mate what the fuck are you on abouthow is this a topic you encounter regularlyget a life you freak
>>220611473Worst thing is we aren't even in a recession yet
>>220611494>people actually think this country is in a state because of BrexitIt'd be a fucking state even if we'd stayed in the EU
>>220611495nothing c: and you
Ordered a domino’s
>>220610450
>>220611439>we’d be third world within a decadeYou're third world right now lolCan you please explain your logic for any of this, because all your immigration happened extremely recently and quality of life has taken a nosedive with itEven if my country became dirt poor, myself included, I would happily accept that if it meant I actually had a country again and not "WEF economic zone CA"
>>220611285nothing to do with me mate
>>220611509Would we even notice if we were in one?
>>220611521Thank you for supporting the great replacement industry
>>220611519Not much yet. It's morning in burgerland
>>220611404dat nigga got doctor seuss hands
>>220611503Didn't claim to 'encounter it regularly' you autistIf you've spent even 10 minutes on 4chan in the presence of a bbc cuck freak (and you post here, so you have done) then you'll know Rorke fires some infographs showing white women prefer white menAnd those same graphs show black women prefer black men
Just noticed that that 'sweet creams are made of this' joke works on two levels because there are cows in the Sweet Dreams music video haha
>>220611521I remember Dominos used to be really expensive, something like £20+ for a pizza and now it's £14 for a large, when did that happen?
black girl at work told me she prefers white men, so there
by the time this all ends toblerones will be a flat bar of chocolate
>>220611534More business closures, higher prices, massive job losses, and more cuts to council services
>>220611511something something free movement of persons
>>220611542why are you like this
>>220611578We're already experiencing all that
>>220611495washed the dishesdid some laundryjacked off twicewatched a 4 hour YT video about a jap horror gameflirted a bit with the toilfu on whatsapppurchased some weed from the weedman
>>220611542you need a break from 4chan, Adam. this is just sad
>>220611592jolly good fun
You seriously need to get your head checked if you're a white man who gets into an argument over black women preferring black men just because an anon started talking about getting more positive attention from black women (whether true or false).Honestly seems like you might still have some residual black male worship you need to deal with.
>>220611561people stopped payingyou can get a pie for $7 here now
>>220611580You post all day typing like a black man when you live in a little hovel in Australia, pipe down
>>220611578>>220611591happened everywhere thanks to covid
>>220611579Fuck you're right, I'd forgotten about all the Romanian car washers, LET THEM BACK IN
>>220611600Epic spainfrak accusationCan you tell me what you are so upset about?
>>220611591Not to the same degree
Spoiled disabled orphan getting pushed in a wheelchair by a foster carer shouting "I really need a FASTER carer not a foster carer!"
>>220611610Glad I voted to remain in COVID
rorke looking at scientific studies about black cocks to win an internet argument
Rorke thinking about non-whites during his wage-slave hours.
>>220611542if i spent even a slither of a single day thinking about this shite i'd blow my head smooth off let alone allowing it to occupy my mind to the extent that i start memorising interracial dating statisticsseek help
mi tink mi gwan cut off me cocky
>>220611624wasn't funny when you posted it early in the morning and it isn't funny now
>>220611665I thought it was funny
rorke getting his bwc sucked by a nubian queenlefty/pol screaming the black girls prefer black men inbetween his hrt injections
>>220611614spala spala sau sugeti ceausescuul
Rorke died 10 years ago, move on
“Uncle drive, drive uncle drive drive”Mental video. Knife crime if out of control
>>220611665jesus man some of you are literally just scrooge from christmas carol
>>220611622you're in your mid 30s and waste your life doing this this quite literally every day. im not the upset one fella. you need to sort out whatevers upsetting you
can i get a sip of your tea
when was the last time a girl gave you a playful thump on the arm
big, thick, veiny, vascular, triumphant, throbbing white cocks straight the fuck down the gullet
>>220611651It doesn't 'occupy my mind', you're projecting quite a lot here. The concept of humans preferring their own kind is widely knownI'm sorry your epic interracial fantasies about black women preferring white men aren't true
>>220611717very black female comment this
>>220611703Give it up EW
>>220611717very hitlerian this
>>220611703Well I'm not spainfreak so how am I supposed to respond to this fantasist tripe
>>220611624would work better the other way round
*leans out of a window*you there! what day is this?
>>220611701thanks for telling me which classic british tale that's from never would have guessed otherwise
>>220611665You've been done, SON>>220611684pic rel
>>220611740couldn't do this in a new build
you never hear tell about chinese cocks do you
>>220611657wagwan bwoy yuh mad bwoy yuh seen di devil bwoy
>>220611395They haven’t been worse at all, just been successfully smear campaigned
>>220611723doesn't occupy your mind yet you've memorised graphs of dating preferences of multiple races and are recalling past arguments you've had with 'Rorke' on the topicdemented freak
aussiemong is in a wheelchair isnt he
>>220611756>>220611756>>220611756
absolute tiny tim me always said it
>>220611723>>220611780y'all are both seething
>>220611788>>220611788>>220611788
>>220611745theres scrooge mcduck tbf
>>220611780Yes I can recall information lol maybe that's a superpower to a little golumn like you
>>220611774they're sideways
>>220611745think youll find there have been lots of interpretations of scrooge so hes specifying which one, you stupid twat
why is every thread on every board on this website just people claiming the other person is seething and having a meltdown? why are zoomers so boring
>>220611802>We memorize information that is personally meaningful, highly emotional, or actively used in daily life
