no right to being offended edish
more like Ricky Gerbased amirite
>>220620168alri
>>220620191shit shriek
>>220620168love that guyhe'll go where most others won't
>>220620168Lovely early this
>SNOWFLAKES DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY DUTCH BARN™ VODKA
>>220620170vile bugger
nth for the baddiedem
Why is foden so zesty
Janny, oh, Janny...Would you care to check the post count of the previous thread?
What did he mean by this
difficult to take rick seriously isn't ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PdBRI-qtNQ
>>220620191
Why's spaki obsessed with Ricky?
>>220620217haunting
are there any QUEERS in the thread tonight?
>>220620168looks like elton john pooed on him
very upset over pokemon but I don't have all the information yet so I'll keep you posted
>>220620216Your gay card, m8
>>220620223Gonna take me weeks to read this leftist meme
>>220620220Don't matter innitSpaino runs /brit/
>>220620191properly laughed for the first time in weeks and it's at this ridiculous shite
/brit/'s gotten faster
nobody:literally nobody:zesty foden:rorke:leftypol:leftypol's da: keir starmer is a wankerSir Keir Starmer:ricky gervais: it's your right to be offended, it's my right to tell you to fuck off
The english? Not many redeeming values. Food shite, a lot of killings...but the people? Damn it ladiñhos, twice the fucking english defined rock and roll.It's that great mixture they do with clean vocals, and combination of minor and major chords and by that I mean happy parts mixed with sad parts in the song.Fucking hell. It's a shame all those NWOBHM bands were rightwing, with a hopeful doubt about Venom.
>>220620223>“Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even closewhat a time to be alive
>A child has died in a suspected dog attack, police have said.
>>220620291
Considering ending my friendship with Mousey if he continues to be hostile to me I will have to make some tough decisions.
just not funny is it
>>220620303
>>220620302sc
>>220620294ricky gervais poo roaring
Spam isn’t a gimmick.
>>220620223Love Clandice, shrimple as
>>220620250its not mine, must be yours
>>220620223spungub and pasriche reading this
>>220620294
How to kill self
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdomfavourite one?
>>220620294SHOUTING
Date tomorrow x we back
I am grateful to him for his support during my employment tribunal but since then he's got involved with the wrong people and become extremely aggressive
>>220620349
>>220620341
>>220620369
Ooo chimpanzee that!!
um
Lads, I can't stop thinking about wanting to insert my 2 inch willy (while hard of course) into her little midget arse
>>220620366Hell yeah dude, we're gonna make it
>>220620369hello madam would you like your chebs sucked on and boyhole bummed?
>>220620224Big Joel only made this video because Ricky makes fun of the Liliths, he wouldn't have made it otherwise.
>>220620377thats the ummy face
>>220620377you know it grips like a spastic grips a puppy
employed woman what do you think of jk rowling
remember this
>>220620394largest pecker in ireland
it's not crrrrryptic it's shiiiiit
>>220620377shes very cute when she does that
using loctite 243 to keep my willy in place
>>220620223he's spiralling
this is pretty based ngl
nobody:not a soul:not even ricky gervais:sacked tranny: we are the brit team brit team
what will drumpf's legacy be
>>220620446s
>>121936105 >>105230054 >>104923279 >>99955895
>>220620446>we are the brit team brit teammassive choon
Laptop taking an incredibly long time to turn on
lots of new asmr videos to watch
Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a brand new series titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’.
>>220620444importing cowards who can't speak proper, bvsed
*dances like this*
>>220620444leftypol raging
women can't have willies ok
no one:nary a wight:canslad: ricky gervais:spaki:heatherfreak: me tink mi gwan idolize zeidy
>>220620471
nobody:not even the vietnamese:the 'oh shit' guy from the sopranos: oh shit!sacked tranny: https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWleftypol:rorke: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
was feeling too lazy to cook there but then i just pretended i was Big Boss and this was some Outer Heaven mission and i got it done
>we are the brit team brit team
>>220620168How can I be racist? My mums one
jump in the linerorke ya body in time (okay! i believe you!)
https://voca.ro/176W3rFOoHu8This is the /Brit/ team song btw
>>220620504>>220620506rroaring
>>220620506sacked tranny needs beating to death
>>220620369what went wrong brookie?
Bidding on warhammer on ebay again
>>220620506>https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWfucking screaming what is wrong with him
>>220620360I was getting a bit paranoid with all of this until I looked them up. Most were people who owned nutty dogs
>medical definite of a person with dwarfism is 4'10 or lessRight thenI'm legally into fucking a medically defined midgetAnd you, lads?
One of the psych ward staff tried talking to me in some roadman accent then switched to his normal African accent lmao
had to leave the mousecord over some of the utter SHITE he spews he insists he created the 'Hampster Dance' Geocities page from the 90s despite an entire Wikipedia proving him wrong
>>220620542https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xUsounds like something out of half life
nothing wrong with meal deals though
>>220620529you ever think about how you've spend about 3x the average amount on driving lessons yet are closer to square one than you are to passing?
>>220620540grow up
>>220620551i'm 5'6
>>220620558lmao
>>220620506>https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWgenuinely scared me the first time I heard it
your only hobbieth are anymay and mangar
mummy...?
>>220620563not the only thing where he's no where near passing
>>220620585fucking screamingsome of you cunts are no well
>>220620529imagining you chanting this in a hushed voice so your mum doesn't hear>>220620563>not close to passingknew that already!
>>220620597fucking actual scream
>>220620597
https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
reform
Play crimson desert! NOW!
>>220620620shouting
>>220620440WOO
>i'm 5'6
>>220620506poo scr>>220620529WE ARE THE /BRIT/ TEAM
the office wasnt funny
>>220620642please don't bully me, mate
>>220620597s
AHAHAHA BRADLEY WALSH PICS SO FUNNEH!! XP
https://voca.ro/1lL0AMVENHUjmy tribute to EW
Ah shur canslad? He's only 5'1
>>220620657
>>220620663nailed the accentwell done
>>220620653sorry
>>220620663s
>>220620665please don't bully me, matei've had it all my lifei didn't ask to be short
>>220620663p o o SC™
>>220620477Must be tuned to your willy ha!
>>220620652it wasn't meant to bebloody foreigners
>>220620695wear Cuban heels
>>220620663do the brit team song
>>220620675pretty sure someone ate one of these in a wet market in Wuhan and caused a global pandemic
>>220620672>>220620674scrpmsrinm
Too much energy in here tonight
>>220620719
>>220620701i'll wear your mums pussy as a covid facemaskpack it in
>>220620374cor I wish that really was my room looks well fun
another Gr8 band out of AUSTRALIA
>>220620710WHOEVER ATE THAT FUCKING BRAD IN CHINA I WILL LEGIT SHOVE IT UP YOUR COCK
>>220620663scream
>>220620725>covid facemaskcoward AND a midgetdeary me
Danny G
>>220620733BORIS!
>>220620699what was it supposed to be then ? not a sitcom?
>>220620726whos the dog
>>220620695im also 5'6 its finedont mind that most guys could beat me uphot
>>220620707BIlly Corgan headass Saruman wannabee looking into the Palantir aah nigga
>>220620729Australians love banging on about Australian music because it's the only thing their country has ever done since Gallipoli
right thats it, energy of the thread calls for itim getting the beers in
>>220620729whos that
What about Douglas Murray posting? Kind of looks like Bradley>>220620477I have a Lenovo from 2012 that turns on for 8 seconds, still. Windows 7 though.
>>220620764had 4.5 pints yesterday so no drinking for me todaywill be on the pints tomorrow though aha x
>>220620729wonder which one of those lads tried to shag herpossibly both
>>220620754ask whoever photoshopped it in. I own no pets
>>220620707That is a great album
>>220620766acopiaseeing them next week in LANDAN TOWN
45 pints And we'll go at it again
Is it a bad idea to put that im a Royalist/Monarchist on my tinder?
1500 words of essayberg left to write
>>220620807"virgin" is fewer characters
>>220620787and the man?
Someone crashed out and smashed the main TV in the psych ward
Only good song Australia did is this banger for Kylie and Jason's weddinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctrYqWyVxK0
>>220620805"And I wouldn't be fond of drinking, but when I do go at it, I do go at it awful and very hard. I do have 45 pints in about 2 hours. I'd have a packet of crips then and maybe an auld packet of peanuts, and I'd go for probably... well I'd have 3 more anyway! And I'd get up the following morning and Maureen would have the fry on. And I'd go at it again! And there'd be no fucking stopping me. I'd take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards!"
the world is a vampire type beat
>>220620820dun im
>>220620529CHOONThis speaks to me
5 years since Prince Phillip died. Next thread should honour him.
>>220620846room for rentprevious tenant... well, he met a train...750 a month
>>220620870poor queenie x
Had sleep paralysis last night lads, woke up and saw a human shadow standing by the door but I wasn’t scared, it felt like I knew the shadow. Very bizarre
>>220620870Wasn't this guy born in Greece? Also wasn't he that said "If I die I want to return as a virus" or something like that.
was halfway through doing the gigi monologue and just cringed myself nearly to deathsorry lads
>>220620878625 actually plus 25ish for internet because im too high up for the wifi
>>220620895
>>220620895What the fuck is that all about?
to the tune of war pigs:/brit/ general edish 'bout black assesrorke loves to see all those black asses
>>220620895i would have got up and fucked it
>>220620878can you do £100
>>220620925Sleep paralysis? It’s like your brain is half awake and half asleep at the same time and you can’t move
>>220620905the price is the part of my post you pick up onnot the part about throwing yourself in front of a traindear me
>>220620820I'm not a virgin. Being a Royalist is part of my life. I want to visit the Kings Gallery. Balmoral. Highgrove. All the Royal Households that are open to the public. I want a gf who is into that stuff.
>>220620937
was terrifying of the shadow being during my sleep paralysisjust kept thinking 'horror movie are real and I'm in one' over and over againwoke up utterly drenched in sweat
>horror movie are realbradley .jpg
>>220620956alright Ricky sorry I didn't get offended
>>220620966that's me when I think about halloween approaching matep*mpkins send me into a panic
>>220620957>I'm not a virgin.>writes a lot of very virginous sentences
>>220620957balmoral huh?
>>220620982scrim
Lads, if I ever stop posting for a while, I've been nicked for er, raping a midget and probably murdering her then fucking the corpse.
Anyone else really good at pissing?I’m a pro
left twitter autoscroll on and it started showing me videos of african ladies in revealing tribal clothes doing very arousing poses
>>220620961>scars on armwho do girls cut?
>>220620896Yes and yes. Prince Phillip was so based. He was a European Royal mutt and did use Prince of Greece as his title despite being mostly Danish/German, till he got the role of Prince of England and Duke of Edinburgh. Higher titles than Prince of Greece, no offence.
concerning post
>>220621030BPD
>>220621021yeah?
>>220621030themselves obviously
>>220620896Get the fuck out of Greece you barbarian
rorke gorging upon a roasted suckling pig with an apple in its mouth
>>220621052greece seems nice, i like the food
>>220621026post them here please i want to touch my willy to them
>>220621069baarmy
>>220621052why? I was born here
>>220621069not many in london then
>>220620881It was so sad, poor old Queenie. Reminds me of my Gran. Grandad died when I was a kid. She was 14 years younger so lived on for another 20 years but always talked about him, honoured his memory. She died around the same time as Prince Philip.
>>220621069thats called a wife in wales
>>220621069Queue funny original sheep shagger jokes
i don't have a cat by my neighbour's cat comes on to my property often. a real sociopath.
>>220621100wales
mumbergs loved the rizzle kicks
>>220620961>wig>cutting scars>tattooscorr imagine the mental illness on that fat arse
>>220621092I think I can fit there if I work the angles.
>>220621092rorke's wife
>>220621132Diego was always coming out with clever shite like this...
>>220620995Lots of women are into the Royal family. They do tend to be older than the lasses I want 24-34. >>220621010I mean't the castle, not the cigars or the town in Australia.
>>220621125nothing about the bullring?
>>220621069Love the British isles. The sheeps and lambs in the fields in Spring. Unfortunately I was delivering to a dairy farm the other day and saw a dead calf :(
https://vocaroo.com/1oUA68tiL91U
man's hobby is Charles III
>>220621187screa
>>220621114
>>220621156the tism is dripping from your post you fat spergdont make it too obvious on your profile, godspeed
>>220621187shit roaring
watching The Masters got fock all clue what's going on seems like it cuts from a shot taken just now to one taken hours ago
>>220621069i always wanted to move to the uk ever since i was a kid
>>220621208i fell in love with a girl from wales once
>>220621184its eating lawns in heaven now
>>220621183she looks soft
>>220621163Fuck I didn't even notice. My rorke eyes got fixated on the arse. Need to shag her, put a mulatto in her, then send her and the mutt off to Jamaica.
>>220621232rory had himself a day
>>220621236Where from>>220621233Grow up
>>220621187guff
For me it's this Welsh rose <3
utterly arsed up my evening
i'm distantly related to mr tumble
>>220621191That is King Charles III. I wanted to meet him when he came to Clitheroe but I was stuck working that day. Poor Charles is dying and I might have missed my only opportunity to meet him.
>>220621251somewhere close to cardiff but not cardiffdont recall too well
>>220621187oh my days
>>220621272CHORT
>>220621258Her drunken video message to her ex is one of the few times I've found a woman hilarious.
>>220621211Zoomer girls accept autists. Being a sperg is a good thing today you old fart.
we are the brit team brit teamwe are the brit team brit team
>>220621265go on why?
>>220621272alri justin fletcher
I need to sniff Emma Watson’s gassy bumhole as she farts.
>>220621251michael jackson never grew up and it worked for him
>>220621297it's a good tune tbf
>>220621232The Masters is in January? It start on my birthday.
>>220620168is this a heathermong 'mmique
>>220621303bollocked it right up the arse i did. buggered it silly
The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman by Homer (same writer as the Iliad)
>>220621275>cardiffNot welsh >>220621258>kimberly nixon>nixonNot welsh
>>220621286havent seen that
>>220621296wishful
>>220621297if sacked tranny made the song for spurs it would be:we are a shit team shit team
>>220621296not true
felt cute, might delete later
>>220621318>The Masters is in January?golf The Masters not snooker
>>220621242True but it was still sad. There in the yard, partially covered with a bag that was too small. Not nice to see when im trying to turn around my asda van. They should have it in the pit, not left out to decompose in sight.
>>220621332Thought she is Welsh
>>220621332she was a ginger and spoke welsh is that enough for youi courted her with my welsh skills
>>220621338>>220621348You lot don't know anything.Zoomers love autists.The Royal Family are in vogue again.
>>220621355She is as Welsh as Axel Rudakabana
i'd be a great king
>>220621330Can I borrow a feeling?
>>220621342scr
>>220621387well whatever she is I want to kiss her on the lips 15 years ago
rorke watching someone on youtube narrate a wikipedia article for 22 minutes
>>220621378Ok then she gets a pass
>>220621383those nonces will never be in vogue again, glory to the republic
>>220621387that's a badass name
alright guys
>>220621353ooh right. Golf. fair enough. I'm a working class lad so snooker is my game. But golf is noble. I saw a beautiful golf course in Todmorden the other day. The course is on a hillside. Stunning. Wish id taken pics but I was working and had to get a move on. Hopefully they order on my shift again. If not i'll have to take up golf and join the club.
Remember, lads, a /new/ by yours truly, just 15 minutes away
>>220621383i'm a zoomer so i know about this more than you
I'm a very musical person by nature
Imagine shagging sacked tranny's arse to the beat of 'we are the brit team, brit team'
>>220621334DAVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjXqyQNPnSQ
>>220621432huh? I thought the Netherlands has a Monarchy. Fuck Republicans.
leftypol watching a video essay about the history of super mario 64
>>220621431told me a bunch of stuff about wales, her mum was a wales nationalist or something if there even is such a thing
>>220621455:(
>>220621462netherlands? you thought i was dutch?
rorke entering his brat era it seems
>>220621450You know nothing, in your smelly bedroom. Zoomer girls want a tall autistic millennial man who has his own house and car and takes them down to London on the train.
>>220621468hated that game
>>220621491You have a Dutch flag. I still remember when we called it Holland. Good times.
>>220621514
>>220621478Shame shes great
>>220621491ur not?
>>220621500youd be grooming them sicko
>>220621515i still call it holland
>>220621515my boomer dad still calls it holland
>>220621554hey son, didnt know you were on here
>>220621550>>220621554based lads. I'm going to revert back to calling it Holland.
i asked some dutch flags in /sp/ once if they get annoyed with everyone calling it Holland and they said they do it too. so there you go. wacky country
>>220621521i dont remember that its been years since i watched it, might give it a re watch, really comfy show
It's all Holland
so its come to this
dutchoids here always get butthurt if you say holland
>>220621573i do it specifically to piss off the yokel provinces
Goudenraagstraat
About to cum
>>220621525im a refugee
