SADHBH OF THE YEAR edish
trump/vance threatened the pope…
dogshit paddy thread. put in more effort next time.
>>220621187scream
You thought I was Dutch????? Are you a fucking retard??? I mean I literally have a Netherlands flag but seriously are you a fucking retard!!???
Sexual intercourse with Emma Watson.
>>220621534pope leo is from southside chicago, i wouldnt fuck with him
>>220621569zijn je nederlander?
>>220620707More of a Siamese Dream man myself
>>220621534Good. The US is Protestant clay and should deport the catlicks to Mexico.
>>220621534I’d like it to be known that i am BETTER than the jews
>>220621572i used to be in love with emma watson until i stumbled upon pic related
dutch people are just a bunch of tall, miserly buffoons with wooden shoes
>>220621604He's not a bad looking bloke, what's the problem?
>>220621604a photo of emma watson with richard dawkins' face edited in?
She is underweight I think but don't know for certain however I need to see if she has self harm scars because that would be also kino>is she married?Don't know. Don't care. Will convince to have an affair>what if she's a dykeBack to raping her
RIP Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. We at /brit/ remember him fondly.
splashdown in about 26 hours
was surprised to find out that argentinians still care about the falklands
idk lads there's something inside me. it's hard to explain...
>>220621645Abolish the monarchy
>>220621642are you going to use your 20 grand mac pro to generate indecent images of her?
real human beam
>>220621659a poo?
real jim beam
>>22062166913000I wouldn't spend 20000 on itYetAnd no, spaino. She's like a fucking midget. I can't generate that without it being illegal, you see
feelign slepy
>>220621645rest in piss
>>220621664Fuck off wog
paedophilistic vibes from him
>>220621569flag checks out
>>220621717You aren't from Holland and will never be accepted there. Don't even think about crossing the channel.
>>220621729>you want the removal of people who think they're better than you and get tax money for the pleasure? you must be a pakiroyalist cope
>>220621514
>>220621746ahead of you, i already didi escaped the island
>>220621659Something inside so strong?
the old two finger gesture has kinda died out hasn't it
>>220621749They don't think they are better than me. They rule by mutual consent. The Royal Family have duty and obligations your little paki mind will never understand.
>>220621787the duty to diddle little children
https://youtu.be/WoFDvAsPCZA?si=Ode5nodqCboIM5g2
>>220621786
>>220621787>They don't think they are better than me.no, just you think they're better than you. absolutely pathetic, cretinous, servile behaviour.>The Royal Family have duty and obligations your little paki mind will never understand.got me therewho else would go around the world sucking the circumcised cocks of jewish financiers
>>220621793based
>>220621786for me its the fisting gesture. powerful
imagine zarah sultana having sex
>>220621770Wander back to Isreal you smelly rat.
>>220621803fucking shrieking
let's not and say we did
>>220621813the royal family is circumcised too, dont forget our tradition
sugar pie honey bunch
Anyway lads, I feel I need to help her with her being too skinny so I'm going to start taking nice big shites into her mouth
>>220621826whats real?
>>220621860don't you start with the poo eatings
>>220621883I've been wanting to take a nice big shite into Ruby Granger's gaping mouth for several months now, lad
>>220621813done that royalist mong
Killed an Irishman in March 2016 doing self-defense
>>220621858reminds me of the film Keane where Damien Lewis plays a schizo
>>220621903happens
might start writing gay erotica
watching the golf
so apparently it's English and German people who watch this Yu-Gi-Oh channel.MENTAL
>>220621926patrick reed has it in the bag
>>220621906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ogg_9gum6wGREAT ACTOR DAMIEN LEWIS
can someone give me a film to watch
Yes, I am watching the golf, and Rory McIlroy is on a mad one. Half the field is yanks and it’s a lad from Norn Ireland in the lead.
so this is rorke
>>220621951I watched 1408 a couple of weeks ago, not bad.
hatting a poo
>>220621979he asked for just one lad
>>220621951The Truman Show (1998)
>>220621925quill in hand, parchment by candle light "and then the man put his cock in the other mans arse"
>>220621951To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
>>220621991pooey screamings
>>220621951fitzcarraldo
Haven't seen gfberg in a couple of days now. Wondering if I will see her on the weekend at all... There appears to be ~30 tins of Guinness in the kitchen hmmm... Tomorrow is Friday and all.... HMMM
need to personally track down and kill every single faggot who said that the blaster stance in jedi survivor is the best, this shit is dogshit
>>220621951ricardo lopez's tapez
>>220622006i've seen her ;)
>>220622000not bad this one
>>220621951Le Samourai (1967)
>>220621586You lost, anglicuck
>>220622032good film
Just took a huge Ricky gervais in the toilet
>>220621999too abruptgot to ease into it so to speak
>>220621951sunshine
>>220621991
Right well it is the Jews isn't it
>>220622063'tis
>>220622063when has it not been? can you name a single time?
Have you ever>kissed a guy?>made out with a guy?>made another guy get an erection?>given a guy a hand job?>given a guy a blow job?>swallowed semen?>licked a guy’s arsehole?>downloaded Grindr?>had anal sex with a guy (given)?>had anal sex with a guy (received)?>been with more than one guy in 24 hours?>been with more than one guy at the same time?>pissed on another guy?>had a guy piss on you?>drunk piss?>had poo smeared on you?>eaten poo?>contracted HIV?>contracted AIDS?
This guy was beating my sister so I confronted him about then he charged at me saying “do you want a fight” so I pulled a knife on him and threatened him.Did I go too far? He’s like 6’3 and Im 5’9 btw
boo bees
>>220622080Well I don't suppose I can now that you mention it
>>220622087yeh
>>220622063wasn't going to say, but...
Little kuriboh ghost floating about the Pharaoh's head, squealing like the paper clip helper on Microsoft word. Not now, I'm TRYING to duel ffs
>>220621951Whiplash is free on youtube
>>220622087no to 8 of these
boobs sounds sexier than tits
I see that no one has mentioned HELL DRIVERS yetMAD even
>>220622089is your sister okay
>>220622149i used to call them gazungas
>>220622158Probably being beaten to death tonight, as per what usually happens when the police are called on an abusive partner
whats weston super mare like
>>220622154Going to set aside a period of time to watch every good British film, going to decolonise my mind.
>>220621797There is no proof of kiddy diddling. Prince Andrew shagged consenting women of legal age. >>220621813I don't think they are better than me. I do think god ordained them. But god gave me life too.
>>220622087
Dictator Mbrappe
>>220621951The Dambusters
>>220622087...yh
>>220622087done 3
>>2206220352 catlick Presidents. 42 Protestants.
If you majored in STEM, please kys. Like just jump off a 6 story parking garage. You’re fucking worthless
Holy Lord above, though I am but a poor vessel, please smite this monarchist.In Jesus' name Amen
>>220622063Always...
>>220622262obama was a muslim
>>220622268why mate
>>220622089Should have stabbed him. I'd help you dispose of it and clean up.
>>220622268based
>>220622288Wrong. He was born a k*ke. Raised a M*slim. Converted to Protestantism.
tung tung tung sahur sex arse
>>220622203scr
>>220622272Cromwells head on a spike. Love it.
adolf hitler was a bitch ass busta
>>220622345It just reveals how depraved the cavalier filth truly were.
>>220621514that pic is just sad...hbh
>>220622366also he was 5'7''
hello niggers
SEE ANIMAL LIFE REAL ! THAN WORK ANIMAL more SEE ! l00l ! all THEM FOR EVER GAME PLAYED SAME HAPPENER THING ! unreal believe . but DO ! yup
why does stretching feel a bit like cumming
>>220622345violence is it? the mind of the royalist...
How it feels going on an incelwalk
>>220622398don't use that word please mate x
did a fart with my hand resting on my jewels and i felt the money sack reposition itselfvery weird isnt itscience can't explain thatwouldn't mind a big mac right now
>>220622377Can your man Pogacar stop winning everything in cycling so that other countries might have a chance. Thanks.
When are the spacemen crashing into the sea?
>>220622430*gropes your penis*
>>220622430would you rather have a quarter pounder or a big mac
too many larping ahh diddy foids about these days
>>220622440my name is big mac and im here to quarter pounder your ass
>>220622429sorry. I will do better and attend an anti-racism meeting
I have no will to live lads
>>220622447what
>>220622431it's more like pogathschar phonetically
>>220622495i said too many larping ahh diddy foids about these days
>>220622447fr
>>220622467x
>>220622498I see. Is he very well known in Slovenia, even among people who don't care about cycling?
>>220622514english language board son
The golf has been postponed due to someone doing a poo on the fairway. Indian golfers barred from future PGA events.
you ever see a somali standing next to a normal black person
>>220622413keep you liberal types in check
>>220622523yes, even though the core Slovenian sports are ski jumping, slalom & hockey, oddly given our South European location, I guess. Basketball too tbth.
>>220622440well if you ask, id rather go a mcspicybut as its almost midnight a big mac seemed more fitting
>>220622371Don't care. The Roundheads belong on spikes. I long for the day I can bayonet you at the tower of London. You don't deserve a bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_UEPpsCMCA
that fart is still under the sheets btwvileno idea whats going onthe army should use me to create stink bombs or something
got brown eyes so i consider myself poc
>>22062243824 hours pretty much exactly
>>220622447what makes you think they're larping
>>220622625thoughts on chinas space program
>>220622614sad
oh you said diddy. nevermind
John Lennon knows your name and I've seen hisROCK!
>>220622553I guess that's due to the Alps. Anyway well done on having a cyclist who is doing so well.
>>220622413Yes. Parliamentarians entered the war under the childish delusion they could ban drinking, dancing, and kill the King. And nobody was going to behead them. At Edgehill, Oxford, York and a hundred other places the Roundheads murdered without just cause. They sowed the wind, and reaped the whirlwind. God save the King.
im just a bunch of molecules in motion
Somebody on /sp/ referred to Aston Villa striker Ollie Watkins as 'Gollywogkins' earlier. Not really on, is it.
>>220622638the way they be acting
>>220622721
>>220622721not on because he's a white black persondo you know what i meanthere's different kinds of black person and ollie watkins is a white black person
>>220622639idk much about any of this. i know they have a low earth orbit space station. i'm guessing that cultural issues mean nasa will always surpass them as long as it's funded properly and functional
>>220622721shriek
Visit Norfolk and see the best-preserved Roman fort in England
>>220622625kino will watch along with /brit/
>>220622721>Gollywogkins
>>220622723yeah probably hard to find authentic diddy foids in 2026
>>220622795what's his name?
>>220622795is that the wrestlershe's lengers
>>220622760still not about to resurrect your mummified corpse, Carausius
>>220622806No bradse's mate
Slovaks out of this thread right now. FOS
just swallowed an airpod
BASED STARMDOGhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly7d9rv4nro>Writing in The Guardian, Sir Keir Starmer said he was "thinking about the long-term, and remaking this country" so that people "are not at the mercy of events abroad".>Separately, he told ITV's Talking Politics podcast he was "fed up with the fact that families across the country see their bills go up and down... because of the actions of Putin or Trump".
>>220622832
>>220622814I'm from the land of the Brigantes, actually
>>220622831scream the image is smaller
>>220622840Found his wife's cancer funny
>>220622755yeah pretty much sums it up. theyre behind the yanks by a decent amount but are steadily catching up
>>220622855
She loves BBC.
>>220622855:( not on mate
>>220622768i read that the safety standard set for this mission was 1 in 30 chance of failure/death upon re entry. for the apollo missions it was 1 in 10. for comparison, for commercial airline travel the standard is 1 in 8 million chance of dying. i don't know how accurate that is but still
any Christians in
remember that there is always something you can doyou have a gift somewhere deep downsomething to give the worldallow yourself to believe thatgod bless /brit/good night x
big titty italian girls
>>220622894POOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO AND I WILL SCREAM AND SHOUT ABOUT POOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220622888Diego is probably busy sucking off his priest right now
>>220622894>>220622924good posts x
Forced to mouthbreath, nose is so stuffy from hay fever
>>220622888yeah why x
>>220622954how do you believe in such DELUSIONS, simple as
Skinamarink a dinky dinkSkinamarinky dooI love poo
>>220622948alri rik waller lad
>>220622882all i can make out are earring displays
>>220622971done him
>>220622971just love jesus hes a cool guy x
>>220622973alri edward lear lad
>>220622986right well that walking on water shite? and that turning water into wine shite? explain that
>>220622973>SkinamarinkWtf was his problem
>>220622894sleep tight
>>220622967what do you do when youre not britposting heathermong?
>>220622975>rik wallerforgot about himextremely large lad
>>220622768why? they literally just flew around the moon lmao, dont even know what the point of this mission wasI want hundreds of pod bases on the moonI want the warp drives inventedI want volunteers placed in statis chambers and plunged through space in the direction of AndromedaI want trillions dedicated to trying to catch a glimpse of any communication out thereI want people sent into blackholes and wormholessimple fucking as
>>220622995through god all things are possible
Reading play store reviews for popular appsThere is a deluge of goyim in this country. An infinite supply. Very concerning.
>>220623004work and shag
>>220622926how it feels getting ready for a date night at home
>>220622995he could have turned water into sprite or coke but he turned it into boring old wine he could have also told people about germs and to wash their hands
>>220623017Lie on
>>220623016I don't live in Reading so not really relevant, is it
>>220622888...nh
>>220623023done that scrote
>statis chamber
>>220622997was it any good? i skipped it because it seems too overhyped and a lot of people hated it. but maybe i should watch it
>>220623023Go give uber eats a 1 star review and stop bothering me
>>220623007Born too late to colonise the world. Too early to colonise the Moon.
just realised that daft punk means daft punk as in silly, foolish, or eccentric criminal or troublemaker. always percieved it as some gibberish like ye binble
>>220623002they're so funny when they're small <3
I like her nose but she's a femskinnyfat
>>220623032It creeped me the hell out
>>220623049Didnt ask-o-meter going off the charts
>>220623049blog off
>>220623049id shag her in posho hotels
>>220623049who's sheem
If you begin to accept that an absolute infinite beginning of the universe, and that this absolute infinite is intelligent, then any question about the miraculous nature of the bible becomes easy to conceive. Of course the absolute infinite could incarnate and heal and walk on water and transform water to wine. What is that to creating the universe?The greatest story ever told, and we resist because of reddit riddles and our own dark imperfect heart. Open your heart even a little and the light will pour in until you cannot resist.
>>220623045born just in time to colonise the maccies in town centre with da mandem
Took tomorrow nights tea out the freezer to defrost
any Stockport lads in? need someone new to rape
>>220623082should be buying a ready meal from m&s every day like me
>>220623047Interesting. Now tell us what polonium-210 means
>His paternal grandfather was an Irishman named Patrick Whyte, who emigrated to Jamaica fromDublin, Ireland.
Farting undersheet has to stopAny leg movement pushes it upward into the nostrilmusHave the arsenum out right now to direct the potent gust outwards
>>220623007sending a probe to your wormhole
>>220623083i know a little fella named phil
big fan of the pleiades star cluster
>>220623073fk up
>>220623111will never travel there will you thoughGOBSHITE
>>220623101Whyte and Chisora seem quite likeable, unlike that clown Joshua
>>220623083Yeah but I dont wanna be raped thanks
>>220623077Are you new?
shabana mahmood and priti patel should lez off
>>220623111thats where the aryan aliens are from
>>220623111>OH, BROTHER, WHERE TO BEGIN
>>220623082what if you fancy something else tomorrow thoughreckless, irresponsible, and downright dangerous behaviour to be honest
Need my (You) fix lads my withdrawals are going crazy
>>220623048they are so sweet <3
>>220623007we're never getting any of thatIQ levels are dropping and the world is becoming browner
>>220623111blog on edwin flubble
>>220623118Joshua has an Irish grandparent too
>>220623111it's lovely through a telescope
>>220623144
>>220623146cute chicken
>>220623118Go on lad, get in a ring with AJ and show him how much of a "clown" he is
>>220623160
>>220621534and?
jesus could have just said:earth goes around the sunmicroorganisms make you sickwater is 1 oxygen 2 hydrogen atomsBOOM, evidence for the agesbut he didn't know shit because he was a mentally ill desert jew
>>220623158he is an elephant x
>>220623056okay i'll give it a go, maybe this weekend
Pooey Lynx Lad is an investment banker these days, working in London with a 7-figure salary
>>220623160bore off you boring cunt
Very unhappy. Chugged enough booze to get tipsy but not enough to get drunk. But it won't matter to tomorrow's hangover
>AJ
>>220623174he died for your sins give him a break
>>220623186Mate tomorrow is Friday! What will your boss think? And your wife? It's a work day after all x
travelling to the Wogdromeda galaxy in the my biomass propelled nanocraft
>>220623187lol
The latin alphabet Cracking piece of work that
Business idea: white British kebab shops
>BOOM, evidence for the ages
>>220623201big dipper does look like a chicken drumstick
their population continues to grow endlessly what is the end goal here
>>220623200I'm on long term disability due to anxiety and depression. My wife is the same. She'll get it
>>220623152tell me about this "telescope"
apparently yanks are getting unskippable military recruitment ads on YT
>>220623222suck them off
>>220623201A long time ago, in a suburban house in a backwater English town an Anon had a great idea: what if all the anons were to post continuously about their bowel movements on an anonymous imageboard.
>>220623234i'd tell you, but then id have to kill you
>>220623246I will fight and die for America, they are Britain's greatest ally
good morning :>
Just took a massive England in the toilet now my arse is gaping
>one man when to mow, when to mow a meadowas a kid i thought it was he went to a place called mowen meadow, which i imagined was the name of a town or village
>>220623264mrn :)
>>220623277<3
Business idea: move to sunny Australia and live off benefits
>>220623185Not such a big man now are you?
only AJ i know is applejack
This is epic
>>220623298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ReWC2T7xEI wish you were me bredrin, buckrah
>>220623286had a friend who got rejected for his move to Australia because they didnt want to pay for his minor medical problemevil lot those australians are, bet theyd be happy to let ranjeet and ming mong im
Who wants a clobbering?
>>220623298where our future prime minister's family are from
Rorke wondering if he should get up and go on the computer for a bit as he isn't all that tired
>>220623321>>220623331Get the fucking greater somalia established
>>220623264sex hair
>>220623339>>220623339>>220623339
>>220621696Are you literally the turd that posts bbc bait? What a stereotype come to life, sheesh. Need the small boats sank.
>>220623332ktim
>>220623341>socotra what goes on there
