Richard Sibbes edish
What hair type are you, lads?
>>220623339puritans were great writers
>>220623357straight but kinky ;)
>>220623357the hair on the top of my head is 2b, but the hair at the back is 3a
LEMONPOUNDCAKE
>>2206233571b
>>220623372hahaha x
>>220623328haway then
>>220623376wtf lad are you a cockapoo lol
>>220623357between 1c and 2a
>>220623396the uppercuts look deadly
>>220623357>4cRor's crush's hair
>>220623369>>220623376
Do you like swimming since summer of coming up?
>>220623408yeh, better not lean down for a very close look at his tattoos or you'll get 30 punches to the chin
imagine having pube-like hair on your head
im a capricorn
>>220623426no i'm ashamed of my body xxxxxx
>>220623405nah, look up jason momoa's hair, it looks like that
>>220623429her pussy looks atrocious, i actually get nightmares about it
>>220623426My favourite swimmer is Lois Toulson, who is actually a diver but who has to swim to the side of the pool to get out.
>>220623436are you brown too?
ch*nks act so weirdly
>>220623458no, half irish
mad how my grandad was 48 when i was born, yet i always saw him as completely ancient
>>2206233574c
>>220623475racialist comment
>if our love is tragedy why are you my remedy?
>>220623515the whole point of British culture is being old. Knut Hamsun said he stands with all things young in his Nobel prize speech, and guess what, he was a Nazi!
skin toil like diet cola so cold vodka soda
I WANT SEXSEXXSEXXXXXSEEEEEXCCCCXXXXXZ
>>220623444I can see how modest she is in her OnlyFans lewds for sure bong
>>220623578did sex twice in my lifefirst time i couldnt cum second time did a mega cum blast makes you think doesnt it
>>220623578ktim
>>220623593Very intriguing
>>220623593yeah im thinking about your huge cum
>>220623593kek this is me exactly
>>220623593does make you think
>>220623595love ps1 graphics, their blocky blurriness make them look almost dreamlike
>>220623563had the first gran turismo on ps1 :)
>>220623606whatever youre imagining it was bigger
>>220623593first time i had sex it was without a condom with this yank slag and since i was extremely high i couldnt cum and was shagging her like a pornstar it was mintshe finished me off in the morning
i had sex jk i didn't really x
>>220623651>i had sexstopped reading there piss off normie
YouTube music algo lit rn onghttps://youtu.be/IP0P5cGim50?si=zrIzcpH9oX4fSbI-
Me? Thanks for asking. I'm an Englishman. A lapsed Anglican. An English Socialist. Royalist. A British colonialist and supporter of Empire. Yes i'm a bit old fashioned, contradictory and eccentric.
there was something very non-threatening and egalitarian looking about ps1 graphics
>>220623642oh wow
>>220623672Don't drink coffee, I take tea, my dear. You can hear it in my accent when I talk.
>>220623669You are gay yes?
>>220623705...y-yes
bro is gay
I need to sniff her bum for farts.
>>220623678make a video essay about this
You lads voting Reform?
>>220623715I don't really have a follow up question. Ty
>>220623739Is house gay? I had never considered it
>hush it, broadwish i could say this to my boss
think some will appreciate this, reminds me a bit of old chris morris https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew
>>220623733Reform like these kinds of blacks who work and aren't woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1k6EUW0czcgot the sade on
>shit seeker
>>220623678i remember playing fifa 96 as my first ever football video game. wasn't the newest one at the time but, poorvery hard to tell what was going on and i was shite at it but i played it loads, used to like teddy sheringham
>>220623750It's pretty gay lil bro. I'm still listening to it btw im gay
>>220623754will watch it shortly
>>220623731It can happen
you ever done a cum and then not be able to find it
my life is on the table, a ransom on the feltthe cards in my hand are played as they're dealti've partied with kings, courted some queens,to end up with jack but I've an ace up my sleeve
do not disrespect Jollibee or i am liable to kill you and your entire bloodline
>>220623803a gent
listening to placebo
>>220623813you filipino or what
Watching porn with niggers in it
>>220623819dissenting opinion: placebo were better than oasis
>>220623841the girls i hope
>>220623822not yet>>220623841dont do that
>>220623851both of em
meredith brooks now there's a woman
>>220623792lmao yeah and then sweating bullets that someone is going to step on it in bare feet and then you're cooked, u gave mum jizzy foot
>>220623803for me it's the loveheart reaction
currently poo steaming, if anyone has any vocaroo requests I may read them if I find them funny
>>220623852>not yetconcerning
/birt/ is a Starmgod general by now, surely
>>220623890Could you please say "gay porn nigger screaming"
>>220623890"I love Keir Starmer nigger poo" please. For my mates here at MI6
>>220623792no because i always cum inside something i've never just cum on the floor in the 24+ years i've been wanking and thousands upon thousands of wanks
>>220623858that's alright then carry on
>>220623691>when I talkwhen I speak.
>>220623907He's literally trying to make it so you can't post here anymore. You're brown.
Bloody scared of flying, me. You lot also share this fear?
>>220623733Fuck no. I'm voting Labour.
>>220623935scared of boats me
>>220623925you're correcting Sting lyrics
Poo cascading out the arse like a burst sewage pipe
i made bread and now i ate too much bread
Reaching outTo find the wayTo make tomorrowA brighter day
Rorke making an account on porn websites to get past the age verification
>>220623946Sting is an imbecile. Did write some good songs.
>>220623935Where are you headed? If it's a long flight try to get some benzos and pop pop before you board.
get those two horse women blasted across the field
There's about a dozen posters here and yet I'm not getting nearly that many (you)s
>>220623962not to forget his brief yet memorable turn as Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in the greatest of dark 80's fantasies, amirite?
>>220623980mood
>>220623981Nasty bint
at least they are grateful, i suppose.
nigga's postcode ends in 8DL
>>220623981put her in the stocks and have urchins throw rotten tomatoes at her head
Bladee is 32
>>220624004yes. ive posted my full post code in the past lol
>>220624017Is he trans officially? I know Ethel Cain is.
the rate my paki takeaway up north guy is like 50 and I don't see him complaining
Been diagnosed with ADHD lads
My brother is 5 years older than me he's 30 and I always think he's sooo old compared to me but when I talk to some random who's like mid 30s I think there's only a little bit of an age gap
Confused as to what “scrandemic” is supposed to mean
>>220623981corr i would shag herlove girls pissing in public
having a panic attack
Gummock where I use text to speed to make my breakfast
Watching an old doco and this old queen showed up with a 'stache
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFPeoYcw6-k
>>220624045scran when it's extra peng
Scranarchy
>>220624049deep breathes. lie down in a dark room. when you start coming out of it take a short brisk walk outside.
>>220624067what is that hairline
>>220624045It's a britisher slang word used to describe a most succulent looking meal.
bring back rome
>>220624067cheers i'll watch thatNOT
You know every key that's pressed is logged by Facebook, Google, etc so basically on their little database profile for you it'll probably have you listed as a virgin
>>220624075I am an scrantichristI am an scranarchistDon't know what I want, but I know how to get itI wanna destroy the chicken wings'Cause I, I wanna eat scranarchyNo dog's bodyScranarchy for the U.K. it's coming sometime and maybeI give a wrong time, stop a traffic lineYour future dream is a ubereats scheme
>>220624034No he's cisgender
>>220624105gottem
>>220624109Corporations are not a moral force so nobody cares
>>220623791Oopsy poopsy
>>220624120Never mind the scallops here's the dessert menu
iykyk
Making last-message messages in the Discord but assuring people that things are fine at the same time. Art of the deal
I still like Alex Jones. He is a good man. I don't care what fat orange whore says.
>>220624123Why do trannies always like him and sewerslut? Sounds poo if we're being honest.
>>220624049throw water on your face
>>220624150He's like baby's first red pill
ahsoka tano rape
its almost my birthday but i'm not excited for it so yeah
>>220623994Sir Woy Hodgson
>>220624168we're going to bake you a cake
>>220624164good post
>>220624163Alex Jones has been one of orange man's biggest supporters for ten years and this is how he repays him. He's a nasty, wicked man.
>>220624168I'm going to strip you naked
English is the greatest language in the world and everything about it is perfect
>>220624176omg reallywait i'm excited now
>>220624185Don only cares about his Jewish pals now
>>220624190Sir Botty Smacker
rapper name ideaWilliam Shakes a Spear
Joe rogan talks about comedy like he's not fucking dogshit at it
never forget the glowing responses to savile after his death, in those days before everything came out
>>220624222he's good but he's no ricky gervais
>>220624196I'd like to hear that on camera in the nervous, self-effacing words of Hugh Grant, that could make an entire blockbuster
I'm 32 and still have a full head of hair
>>220624196true
Mousey was on Jim'll fix it back in the day Little known fact for you
>>220624203Is he literally a psychopath? I mean like the textbook definition. How do you just stab someone in the back with zero remorse like that, someone who has been persecuted by the deep state for supporting you? It is like he sees people as tools to be used and discarded when necessary.
*shoves a middle finger in front of your face*
Post the ReggiesPost the dragonsPost the Alex Jones
>>220624185He's in full panic mode and doesn't understand why his base doesn't like him anymoreHe's being used as a puppet by evangelical weirdos obsessed with Israel (like Paula White, who spent thousands on places in Trump Tower just so she would run into him, and now she's his 'spiritual advisor') and he's too thick to realise itEven Charlie Kirk knew the Israel lobby's game before he got shot
>>220624222Only comedian I like is Russell Howard, good lad he is, very funny too
>>220624258
>>220624263DAILY MAYUL
>>220624274
no rickys
Oh dear oh dear
What is the song the children sing,When doorway lilacs bloom in Spring,And the Schools are loosed, and the games are playedThat were deadly earnest when Earth was made?Hear them chattering, shrill and hard,After dinner-time, out in the yard,As the sides are chosen and all submitTo the chance of the lot that shall make them "It." "Eenee, Meenee, Mainee, Mo! Catch a nigger by the toe! If he hollers let him go! Eenee, Meenee. Mainee, Mo!
we are scranonymous
>>220624263utter gimp
>>220624300fuck off
BBC >
wish i had an foid to do things with instead
>>220623357>1Slavic, Finnic, Mongol>2Germanic, Celtic>3Semitic>4Negroid
Just seen a bit of spam.
>>220624316foy
>>220624317meant to finish this with instead of doing nothing x
>>2206233572c, because of my greek heritage
nigger
>>220624222
didn't realise it was almost 2 in the morning
My dick is blub shaped. Nobody helps me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUoroosq8wU
>>220624338respectfully, she needs her face glazed with my cum
>>220624351um
Some Dragon Quest XI played and some anime watched. New episode of Dorohedoro season 2 as well as an episode of Violet Evergarden and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable respectively
>blub shaped
Hold on, what is this about boomers calling it Holland and shit? The country is called Holland or alternatively Netherlands.
>>220624265Hate it when all complexic "grindset" failures find inspiration in tv chefs.
i still call it the czech republic
just made a thread that hasn't received any posts and now it's dead :\
Bulb-shaped cock. Nobody helps me when I need help. I am done with this
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1775777982165854.webm
>>220624397is that peyronies disease
>>220624362did en use his magic on you? because you've got a mushroom between your legs
>>220624394you know slovakia is called the slovak republic now
>>220624404grow up
Women love ITV, not BBC
I’d love to catch a whiff of Emma Watson’s wind-breaking.
>>220624418fuck up
>>220624418https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MruyxDvK_YA
>>220624396didn't give it a cheeky self bump?
>>220624408Even though this is a transphobic comment I'm happy someone else here knows and enjoys Dorohedoro. It's amazing
go peronis diseaseI see a peroni and I drink it!!
>>220624462looooooooooooooool
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>>220624461
Thank you /brit/ain for giving us Raye
>>220624494thank you for supporting the british music industry
>>220624510*sneaks behind her and grabs her boobies*
>>220624556if you can find em
any straight man in
>>220624222He's not funny. Most prepared comedy is arse. I laugh more from posts I read on 4chan than from watching predictable Hollywood crap.
>>220624577as straight as a roundabout
>>220624570Much easier than finding humour in your post
thatched cottage and a big bunda slag. what more does an englishman need to be happy? maybe a pint
>>220624577yes, big fan of the female vagina sex me
>>220624600As long as the slag doesn't talk so much
>>220624583Same, that's why I come here., but fuck your whole family you cornhole syrup gurrgler, I hope the new Ayatollah nukes your neighbourhood and your grandma's bones fly into your eyes after the explosion
>>220624600corr would like to have sex with her! and maybe hold her hand too!
>>220624600A burka with a chain lock to keep the wog men away from her
>>220624601
>>220624600hnnnnnng
>homer bimpson
>>220624636lol
As a cuckold I feel at home in /brit/
my dad's mate came out as a bender last weekdad asked me if he should still be friends with himwhat would you lot say?
>>220624614Let the brits do comedy O'Barley, we both suffer from Irish lack of comedic ability.
>>220624636>>220624641samepoofter
No spray no lay No Armani no punani No Davidoff Cool Water, no one’s gonna want you to form a strong and loving relationship with them that eventually results in the creation of a daughter!
>>220624652Is your dad a common friend with all your mates or just that one?
As a gay man I feel welcome in /brit/
>>220624196it's genderlessno wonder the troon menace originated in english speaking countries
>>220624652why would you be friends with yer mate's dadhe obviously lusts for your backside
>>220624673>you know what they say Rob>what do they say Phil?>1 in ever 3 men is gay>I am not gay>neither am I>anon...
or the very obverse of thatit's 2026who's friends anymore, amirite
>>220624689holy… I want more
tobuscus dead
>>220624673Scrantera
Jerma sus
n word biscuit n word in a biscuit
>>220624672>>220624678are you two retarded?
Poofta Priest
What's up doc? I have aids.
violet shouldn't be part of the colour spectrum
fucking despise every single one of them
London becomes more and more like Delhi each day
a little bit of mousenonce in my life a little bit of spaino by my side a little bit of tildes all I need a little bit of deegz is what I see
>>220624737Keep violet, but get rid of indigo
Being a real woofter is the most manly thing you have be if you think about it because either getting hard for a hairy shit ass or getting yours ripped open by a lad's wang is not for the feint of heart. It seems up there with fighting in a war for the carnage and stench factor.
>>220624732
Spaki it’s time to change your diaper
>>220624764No idea who made this but I like it
>>220624761What men hear in usa prisons before they ger prostituted for cigarettes
got the black sabbath on
we are the brit team
>>220624764scram
>>220624801dire white boy shit
nobody:literally nobody:not even the tesco "nigga":tim: you're from the sainsburys aren't you
>>220624801WHY SHOULD THEY GO OUT TOOO FIGHT?THEY LEAVE THAT ROLE TO THE POOOR
>>220624834shut the fuck up nigger
ricky.gervais@xfm.co.uk
NO candy NO cakeNO chocolatein right nowplace is like guatanamo bay
ricky gervais is a vegan for ethical reasons
>>220624732I don’t remember that episode of Looney Tunes.
>>220624834In our country, Bad Bunny had the album of the year singing in Spanish. We're an Afro-Latin country.
>>220624857Well that’s him done
friend just told me her mum died this morningdepressing
>>220624889>her
>>220624889scfrm
>>220624848s
>>220624889dumb bitch lmaooo
>>220624889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg_MIysNGIU
>>220624889rip to her mummy dad is already dead and if my mum died I'd kill myself
>>220624891i've seen her bottom and her breasts and I can assure you she is female
>>220624889ever shag her up the arse?
>>220624908Kys back to cum mutt
>>220624918depends which one
>>220624922um
my dad's new gf is 30I'm 34
>>220624889
>>220624944what now ummypops
>>220624963not now ricky!
>>220624962My dad's gf was 24 when I was 14. Guess which one of us he spent Christmas with ? (not me!)
>>220624962awk-ward
I got a feeling that I'm not gonna be here for next year
Starlight, can you give me the fame Can you help me hurl me the game, Oh Starlight?Starlight, can you give me the fame Can you help me hurl me the game, Oh Starlight?
pretty sure im never going to die
my dad's gf is imaginary
>>220625005same desu
any good asmr going need to have an incel nap
currently chilling with my first bf and never been happierlove being gay
mad how I bit this fingernail off 30 minutes ago and it's still fucking bleedingpack it in you fucking twat. almost wanting to cut my finger off because it's still fucking bleeding!!!
>>220625032>>220625032
oh this boy he's got a heart of goldand gold's the most precious thing you could ever holdand if his heart is made of that what need more be told
