Beach party edition
>>220631452rorke: DAAAAAY OOOOHDAAAAAAAY OHDAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN GO HOOOOME
>>220631492s
It's just the uniforms that make them look fit
Had a lemon and ginger instead of normal tea. Hope that hasn't offended your sensibilities too much.
female flatulence
got no mates but still don't want to go to a meetup group with all of those sad act freaks
rorke rewatching Interstellar but skipping past the boring farm shit in the beginning
>>220631551Is that what Rorke is doing is he
messaging the proto-gf that i have fixed my real-time transcoding issues on Jellyfin by switching to a native application rather than the web-based version. That'll get her wet for me
>>220631422Do you mean new things? The problem is i think im going insane and forget things after i watched them. This was pretty good but it was like 3years ago when i watched it.
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>>220631583Can someone translate this
>>220631422i only watch Doctor Who and have hated it since 2017. still show up every week though
>>220631583
rorke deciding to have half decaf half normal coffee and having strict limits on the time of day he has caffeine
Can still smell poo on my hands after wiping my arse, fuck sake must have forgotten to wipe properly
>>220631583Lovely bit of alliteration that. Penis and Palestine and posting all together. Beautiful.
>>220631570that's what I've been hearing yes
>>220631604She said some pro-Palestine stuff and her agency dropped her. Some guy with a penis said similar things and had no repercussions. Therefore you can say pro-Palestine stuff without losing your Hollywood job as long as you're a man, according to Kate Beckinsale
>>220631422Watched all of gone fishing with mortimer and whitehouse. Was extremely comfy. Its semi scripted
>>220631646Couldn't tell you what she's done other than the werewolf vampire films from 20 years ago, and they were shit anyway
>>220631646Love are Kate. Shes a succubus for young men too
>>220631604It says "Posting pro-Palestine stuff on social media isn't a problem if you have a penis, claims Kate Beckinsale, who was recently fired by her agent for posting pro-Palestine stuff", worded in about the most incoherent and stupid way possible.
rorke pro-palestine posting with penis no problem
might do something mental like have a shave and get my haircut on lunch hour
>>220631708catberg
>>220631708bergs are funny creatures aren't they
>>220631701Hopefully no one notices or they'll call you mental
>SundayLast 2 episodes of Smiling FriendsFinal season of Euphoria>May 24thRick and Morty Season 9 Premiere>June 5thScary Movie 6>June 19thToy Story 5>June 26thJackass 5>June TBDHouse of the Dragon Season 3>July 17thChristopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY>July 31stSpiderman: Brand New Day>November 25thFocker in Law>December 18thAvengers: Doomsday>December 25thHarry Potter (HBO) Series 1we are truly blessed lads
nah but bro was diabolical with it naaaaah did bro just did bro just naaaaaaah bro
it's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife
>>220631708where is erg going
>>220631771Shan't be watching any of these. Got anything good?
>>220631771>>Sunday>Last 2 episodes of Smiling Friendsnever watched it>Final season of Euphorianever watched it>>May 24th>Rick and Morty Season 9 Premierenever watched it>>June 5th>Scary Movie 6only seen 1-3. not watching this one>>June 19th>Toy Story 5only seen 1-3. not watching this one>>June 26th>Jackass 5only seen 1 or 2. not watching this one>>June TBD>House of the Dragon Season 3never watched it>>July 17th>Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEYmaybe but i didn't like Oppenheimer so idk>>July 31st>Spiderman: Brand New Daymaybe when it's on the torrents >>November 25th>Focker in Lawno>>December 18th>Avengers: Doomsdaysame as spiderman>>December 25th>Harry Potter (HBO) Series 1no
>>220631771not a single original showindustry so bereft of creativity it'd rather make meet the fockers 4 than produce anything new
Lucy Liu had sex with a ghostCall me Casper
>>220631771grim
Rorkeypol putting Helena on the aux and singing with all his heart
>>220631843that's Paul McCartney's son innit?
>>220631814You want to spend 200million on a chance or a sure thing? Weve got market data and provable sales. New is risk
>>220631856No actually I'll keep the 200 million, you mug you've lost it all to my genius scheming
>>220631771>R&M season 9dear god, it was turning shit by season 3 dread to think what it's like now
Hello
Recieved a new passport today, I had the old bergundy one before with which had lots of decoration and pictures of shakespeare and alan turing etc but this has fuck all. It literally just says 'United Kingdom' on each page so I looked up who designed it and it was designed by a Franco-Dutch company. Why the fuck are we like this? We vote brexit and then award designs of our most significant artifacts to continentals and then naturally get a far worse product. Every little thing about this country is such a let down and I know it is chudlike to get annoyed at something so trivial but its just a constant wearing down each day a new dissapointed which seemed inconceivable the previous day.
Global wealth inequality between the top 1% and the bottom 99% is now on par with that in France just prior to the revolution where they beheaded everyone.Just a thought.
>>220631887I keep watching it for the 1 (sometimes 2) kino episodes they still manage to squeeze out per seasonNot a great ratio but I love me sci fi
>>220631892hiya x
rorke playing left 4 dead with his best friend leftypol
>>220631915leftypol playing as Rochelle. Rorke going Coach
>>220631881Movie studios should just keep the money and never spend it. Genius
>>220631927I always went Nick because I liked the way he goes "AH, TITS"
I'm white but the only holy text I've read cover to cover is the Dao De Jing (it's really short you can read it in like 3 hours).
what's your BMI ladsmy was recorded as 29 yesterday, aka borderline obeseit not right what the chocolate eggs done to me
>>220631904>where they beheaded everyone.Within 5years they had an emperorWithin 20 they had their king backMost nobles weren't executed. Mostly prisoners and bourgeois
AMMO HERE
>>220631965what type of animal lays chocolate eggs
had a wank and now the room smells
>>220631976dont be a smart ass
Just bought a 3 year 4chan passNeed to get back in touch with my roots and those captchas were impossible
>>220631887there wasn't exactly a cliff but it never was better than the first two seasonsthey doubled-down on the self-referential maudlin psychobabble, when a lot of what was interesting about the show originally was the opposite of that
>>220631965*Surreptitiously hides my bag of sweets*
>>220631969Didn't ask + you should get the guillotine for this post
>>220631965I'm a creepy stick of a man, no fat but also no musclemassprobably have a decent frame to build muscle on but I simply cannot be arsed
>>220631945Holy asian milkies
I just tried using co pilot for a very simple task for work purposes and it was staggeringly wrong plus it bareface lied to me afterwards. Scary that people might use these tools routinely without checking
skinny runt man with an obese gf
>>220631965A comfy 24.8
SPITTER!!
>>22063196525 de lad just about overweight. need to get back to 24.9 so I can convince myself I'm not a fatty
>>220631492>>220631551>>220631630>>220631685>>220631844>>220631927grow up
Jesus was basically a communist
>>220631989>hire a load of unfunny female writers>turn Rick into an invincible all-knowing god>bring a boring subplot about a failing marriage that nobody cared about to the foreground>MEMES!and that's how you destroy a once good show
just tell your jobs coach you don't need to go in and to call you while you're on your incelwalk
>>220631976Chocolate chicken? Obviously
>>220632074I think Jerry is the funniest character
this bum's for hireeven if we're just pooing in the dark
>>22063196541
>>220632074Oh my days go back to reddït for the love of everything good you boring freak
>>220631991Real pain in the neck
Was just at the store to buy supplies for the Easter Sweet bread. Saw many Greek cuties and I'm reminded once again why I love Greek women. Also a lot of bald guys with gfs, so bald frens ought not to give up. >>220630012>>220630080trvke
>>220632129grow up mate stop trying to fit in with this le edgy and dark brooding /brit/ character yeah?
>>220632158I don't come to /brit/ to read "people" complain about how women ruined rick and morty
If I go bald I’ll just grow a beard. It’s brilliant!
dont even know how reddit is supposed to work. are people just replying to pictures through links or something? bit shit isnt it?
We all support Iran, right?
Come Mr TalibanGive me your Osama
boomers be like "foreign food" and it's just fucking pizza lmao
>>220632183mate you're on a general with indian spambots that just post about poo and wanking all day every day what are you talking about?
>>220632188>reddithow did you post this word without your post getting blocked as spam?
>>220632183
>>220632201you work in a kebab shop dont you
>>220632135how should a 7/10 british anon approach greek women lad
does tor browser still work or is it a honeypot
>>220632215i think it has to have "go back to" in front of it for it to be blocked because people say keep it on reddit next time all the time on here
>>220632183yeh reddit is well known for criticising female writers definitely more so than 4chan
>>220632237hmm yes I just tried this and it would appear you are correct
rickey gervais meme seems to be going well
>>220632228What do you need tor for??
>>220632228who knows
>>220632254
>>220632219no
>>220632054all me
the cops turning up at my door after I used Tor to go to the dark web to buy hentai
>>220632281God, you're pathetic
>>220632074This is going to happen in GTA 6 btw. People have this idea in their mind that Rockstar is still this BASED and REDPILLED cool company like it was in 2004, but time has a way of making us all woke
Gervais is basically an unfunny r/atheism moderator with a massive ego and no thought for anyone he works with.Since his work dried up he's moved on from claiming Christians are triggered to claiming everything is woke and trans instead.
wanking to half naked Japanese girls
off to netto anyone want owt
>>220632256for a wank and to update my collection
>>220632298keep it back in 2016 would you, you vile woman hating incel gamergate runt?
>>220632301r/atheism is still recovering from the Sermon on The Artemis
rorke leaving a restaurant because he saw a black person
Catholicism aestheticmogs Protestantism as far as medieval cathedrals being cooler than Bible thumper mega churches, but papal infallibility is rubbish as is transubstantiation.
>>220632319grow up heathermong
Got the electric light orchestra on havent I and that, well isn’t it
>>220632307you're flying to Denmark to go shopping? Think I'll just head down to the Aldi, me
>>220632347You're stuck in 2016
the last thing a sc*ttish woman sees before her womb gets filled with superior Anglo-Saxon seed
>>220632223Hmmm idk, I'm not the most extroverted guy, my game is kind of differnt, I've only rizzed them on my turf in Bulgaria where I have the advantage. Greek girls are very talkative and like going out for drinks and what not. A good date would be maybe a walk downtown and having a drink somewhere, perhaps I'm describing most women lol.
>>220632358Get lost, ghostyBritain is and has always been a Pakistani nation and the BROWN man will conquer all!
>>220632358Hitler killed more Europeans than anyone else in history Follow your leader already, loser
>>220632346Every Protestant in the world is a mong because they protest the Church that was established by Jesus Christ and his disciples. They are all satanist losers and the only Church any Christian should be in is the Catholic Church, end of.
OPENTHE FUCKINGSTRAIT
>>220632304you know there are websites where you can see them fully naked
>>220632359>>220632384heathermong meltdown
Christianity undoubtedly built modern Europe however I doubt it will return it seems like the genie is out of the bottle
>>220632391name 3
>>220632384The Black Death killed more Europeans than anything in history so you're wrong
>>220632395you're a vile low iq inbred incel who hasn't learnt a thing in the past decadegrow up
>>220632416take your meds, heatherpaedo
Just seen my mate the Black Death down the pub
For Canslad? Why, it's watching the newest television show at hometoil
>>220632412Black death wasn't a person. Learn to read.
>>220632431thats you done
am I a hateful incel for saying being semi naked with everything hanging out isn’t glamorous or classy
>>220632437It still mogs Hitler though, are you a mong?
The straight of hummus
every time he sees one word and immediately has a spaz attack for the next 3 hours
>>220632441big boobs
moving from crt tv/monitors to flatscreen or the first touchscreen phones or the first 3d games were more exciting than all this AI shit
Thinking about what to have a lunch. Considering going rogue and having a sosij roll and a soup. Friday innit
>>2206324411 3 2 5 4
>>220632455yeah heathermong is mentally ill, compound this with OCD, his depression, his terminal inceldom and he becomes a freak on the internet
Bradley Walsh giving rorke a hard time behind the set
>>220632442Learn to read.
>>220632346>>220632358CEOs and fund managers having their minds put at ease at these posts
connor benn is the first mixed race person I've seen that actually looks like one of his parents
leftymong logging in to his paedo botnet website
>>220632488No, reading never got me anywhere
>>2206323851. Papal infallibility is nonsense. Any quick read on the Middle Ages will show you how crooked and evil many popes of the past were. 2. Prayer intercession is heretical and idolatrous. You’re supposed to pray to God and no one else. 3. Transubstantiation is nonsense. The Eucharist is an extremely important and necessary part of being a Christian but it’s an extremely important rite, the bread isn’t literally the body of Christ. Protestantism has lost its way as well though, making lesbians and trannies bishops and reverends. Disgusting. A vile satanic mockery.
>>220632488Has Hitler or the Black Death killed more europeans?
>>220632301He should have just stuck to cooking
oroight lads it's froiday innit it's froiday yes let's have it if you know wha I mean let's go
>>220632496What's it like being mentally retarded?
>>220632511Learn. To. Read. I specified PERSON. Not gonna let your dumb ass move the goal posts.
>>220632333that shit was hilarious, really fried their wires
having sex with leftypol's mum while his da' watches
>>220632546Mind if I call you 'Bulgie'?
>>220631945>67 KB
>>220632507>1. Papal infallibility is nonsense. Any quick read on the Middle Ages will show you how crooked and evil many popes of the past were.Its the will of God, your human expectations mean nothing in the scheme of things. >2. Prayer intercession is heretical and idolatrous. You’re supposed to pray to God and no one else.Prayer intercession is prayer to God for others who need it. You clearly dont understand.>3. Transubstantiation is nonsense. The Eucharist is an extremely important and necessary part of being a Christian but it’s an extremely important rite, the bread isn’t literally the body of Christ.Scientists have proven the bread changes during the rite, it is literally Christ as He said himself
>>220632543I know what you said. I am asking you, who/WHAT killed more people?
why do people give me shit for watching gbnews? forgive me for not consuming bbc/sky news goyslop
>>220632586despicable dog needs locking up
>>220632587gbnews is goyslop too, they're conspiring with Farage and his indian party against Oppengruppenfuhrer Rupert Lowe
>>220632507prayer intercession and what was basically transubstantiation were both believed by the earliest christians though
>>220632587you're watching slop dumped on you by the ultra rich instead
>>220632560not at all :)
>>220632586nasty! bad dog! attack him
>>220632577In that case you don't need to ask me, you can Google the facts.The black death killed 50 million people over 8 years.WW2 killed between 70 million - 85 million people over 7 years.
that dog is so badly behaved
why would the Jesus create a Church and put a Leader to govern the Church for all people on earth as the earthly vicar to the Kingdom of Heaven, only for the leader to "not be infallible" lmfao the STATE of protestants
>>220632633crazy monkey. what is going on in the world today. Sue
>>220632646ah yes WW2, where Hitler himself personally was responsible for all 85 million people
put the 'berg on a strict diet and it just WhatsApped me this
>>220632587You're watching far right slop made for low IQ inbred idiots to indoctrinate them into the ideology that the ruling class of billionaires, Israel supporters, MAGA paedos wants you to believeMight as well stick your head in a microwave.
>>220632441Blimey
>>220632650>put a Leader to govern the Church for all people on earth as the earthly vicar to the Kingdom of HeavenHe didn’t do that though. He gave Peter the keys but never said anything about Peter being the vicar of Christ on Earth.
>>220632441Norkz
>>220632673why would a ruling class of billionaires want borders, national divisions and strict to zero migration? They want cheap and free-flowing labour, you're the cheerleader here for the ruling elite leftymong
/canslad/i
>>220632658I see you still lack basic reading comprehension. Hitler killed millions. 12 million in the Holocaust and an additional 20 - 30 million (mostly Soviet soldiers and civilians) across the European fronts.He was evil and you are retarded.
ladsLADSI am in lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaAg22XsdfM
wtf is a biomass...
>>220632656Mastercrafted post
>>220632687>He gave Peter the keyswhat does he say immediately before and after this
>>220632687Right so Jesus Christ gave Peter the keys and told him that which is bound on Earth shall be bound in Heaven, but also hes not infallible? What the fuck are you talking about
>>220632441Yes it is
>>220632696They're blaming minorities for everything because they want to distract you from the massive cost of living crisis, poverty, wealth inequality - the class war which thanks to class traitor retarded useful idiots like you, the billionaires have effectively won.Go die for Israel already.
peter griffin?
>>220632511Are you fucking retarded?
could post political memes with lots of wordsgonna post this robot instead
>>220632710You said Hitler killed the most white europeans in history. Now you're including ALL deaths in WW2, and Russians, but you won't include the Black Death as a comparison. Curious...
>>220632754shut up dog before we steal another one of your colonies
>>220632760Right so you clearly are intellectually incapable of following what I'm actually saying or you're a disingenuous little nazi troll.Perhaps it's even both, but in any case you're not worth engaging with.
>>220632606>>220632617>>220632673gbnews actually says shit that bbc would never have the balls to say
>>220632743Doesn't make any sense when we can all see the cost of living and poverty ourselves. There are only two reasons realistically why people migrate to Britain, to work or to live with family, which also includes work. Capitalists depend on cheap foreign labour to survive, so you are being played like a fiddle for cheerleading for mass migration
leftypol is dead and we killed him
>>220632789
>>220632743>the billionaires have their hands in every pot except immigration which they really really really want you to be mad about even though they were the only ones that wanted it in the first placemakes sense
>>220632743you can just leave the house and see 'minorities' are the blame for many things in this country. its also ok to dislike all those things, you dont have to live in your bizarre polarised binary world. try spending less time online
got the Fever 105 FM from GTA Vice City on
poo
always make sure to steal at least one item whenever i go to the shop, usually a snickers or a curly wurly
/brit/ supports Israel in its endeavours to bomb anyone who looks at it funny
>>220632789Not my fault you're incapable of making a coherent point, retard. Your frustration stems from the fact you won't acknowledge that the Black Death killed more White Europeans than Hitler, so you have to shift around and now include all deaths in WW2 and russian conscripts lmfao you are mentally ill
>>220632838sup yodie
>>220632838bogan
why does leftymong think you can't hate immigrants and rich people at the same time?
good afternoon, crodies. I just did a massive shite
Homer Simpson D-oh!
doing 100 squats, 100 calf raises, and 300 seconds total of planks today
>>220632838thats right leftypol, fight the power lol
/brit/ really is just a place for incel ZOG puppets and billionaire cock suckersKind of freaks who still go on about gamergate and wears a MAGA hat in public despite being British
doing 100 self sucks to work my core
sho uldnt be on jobsite
commiemong thinking bossberg hates brown people when bossberg in fact actually loves employees who will work for 30% less salary and not unionise
>>220632893Don't think it is actually.
>>220632893
>>220632864because he's dedicated his life to bending over backwards to foreigners without really thinking through the consequences. to realise uncontrolled mass immigration is actually a tool billionaires use and is anti-working class would shatter his worldview and his ego couldnt handle that
dude tanner had to suck my balls in the hazing ritual at kappa alpha omega shit was totally gay
>>220632898irresponsible. health and safety need investigating
there's a blue vein next to my eye and it's popping out. is that bad?
leftypol is a useful idiot for billionaires and sinister islamists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPBGC41VmvE
>>220632905Literally the kind of retards that post here desu
>>220632893>if youre against mass immigration youre a billionaire cocksucking MAGAMad how broken you are
>>220632930rorke on the other hand is a useless idiot
>>220632923I knew someone that had this. It was a "burst capillary" and had to do with high blood pressure
>>220632930Its America and Israel who bomb little girls primary schools mate
leftymong still living in the 90s where all the rorkes are free market libertarians and economic liberals
>>220632963bizarre non-sequiturwe live in the uk mate
>>220632963Nobody on the right supports US/Israel foreign policy except old ziocon boomers, keep up leftymong you're genuinely embarrassing yourself
can't believe it's 7 months since we lost charliethe sun shines a little less bright since that day
>>220632963strange response
>>220632975Not my mate, mate. You'd die for Israel as soon as GBeebies/Farage/Lowe tell you to.
is anyone even a libertarian at this point?
>>220632996I wouldnt mind being a libertarian, just looking after books all day, easy gig
the solution to 1984 is 1776
>>220632996Feel like most of them woke up after that American experiment with it, and realized that "libertarianism" isn't actually an ideology.
>>220633009This but 1488
>>220632864they think that because capitalists control politics (mostly true, but not the whole picture), no other group in society can result in material problems (except wypipo with opinions they don't like).they also think that capitalists have an unlimited money printer that could make every material reality when it comes to infrastructure disappear, the only problem is that people aren't voting for left-wing parties hard enough. So when they see people complain about immigration, they think (or say they think) that they're blaming problems on a group that are incapable of causing problems, and any problems that exist in society could be solved if a left-wing party had total power to access the infinite money printer
>>220632963Ah yes immigrants famously never did anything to little girls in the UK. Very good.
Libertarians are all just closet fascists who want to be allowed to smoke weed or watch child porn in the fourth reich
>>220632984>old ziocon boomersso just every right wing politician that you keep voting for
Those lads standing outside Aldi?It's a biomass state of mind.
the solution actually is 2026 because that is today's year and we must live in the now
The biggest lobbyists for open mass migration is the business-class whining that they need a billion pajeets in because they don't want to pay white people a normal, livable wage. And leftymong is by his side shouting dont be racist! its not pajeets fault he brought his whole family over and priced you out of a good life!!
>>220633033Do you care just as much when white people do it too? Of course not, because you don't actually care about the girls at all.
>>220633008TYRANNOSCREAMUS POO ROAR!!!
>>220633062sent that cunt flying
>>220632984>old ziocon boomersSo you mean MAGA and all the retards on this site that blindly support Trump?
>>220633062You don't understand per capita, do you?
>>220633008kek
>>220631457
>>220633042>>220633088imagine being this much of a mong
>>220633043Could be me waiting to start work
>>220633062Great strawman :). It must be easy to win arguments when you just have the entire conversation yourself
>>220633062i dont recall a white lad blowing up a concert full of childrenor organising grooming gangs to abuse and rape children in quite literally every town and city you shouldnt be defending these people. makes you look deranged
feel like shit just want catyank back
>>220633059tldr it's all blair's fault for wanting everyone to go to university
>>220633043can you give me a visual discription
I heart women :)
>>220633113Never heard of Epstein Island or the US Military?
right well that's an immediately hidden post
>>220633124
>>220633062>you think it's bad that the government is willfully importing people that are raping children for no benefit to the people they're supposed to represent? that must mean you think white rape is goodfucked in the head you mate
>>220633118Yes, now theres 900,000 graduates leaving per year and only 10,000 apprenticeships available per year. Oh, also, we need indian graduates for le skills gap at the same time : )
>>220633129dangerous opinion to have today because of woke
>>220633136sc
>>220633136
>>220632883Good lad. Are those bodyweight or with a bar?
mad how all my political opponents were best mates with epstein
>>220633136>>220633124screeching
>>220633141Never seen a single gammon care about the thousands of white nonces
define woke rorke
>>220633170thats because we understand per capita
>>220633143mad how literally all the problems in our current job market can be traced back to Blair (and some to Thatcher)
>>220633175your dad went woke and ditched your gay family lol
>>220633175if woke doesn't exist, don't defend wokesimple as
>>220633175
3 days without wanking and my dreams are like a porno
>>220633186>And some to Thatcher >some to Thatcher Never been to the North, East Midlands, or Wales one supposes
well thats leftypol sent flying
>>220633183You're an Epsteinite ZOG puppet plain and simple. If Trump told you to drain his balls you'd whimper back with a "yes master".
>>220633170>the government for no reason at all places a random man into your house who then rapes and murders your child>a random man born in the country rapes and murders a childleftypol thinks these are the same thing with the same solution
>>220633224don't really care about anything happening more than 50 miles away from London to be honest mate
just used some anusol wipes for the first time and my bumhole feels incredible
>>220633239why are you in favour of importing child rapists in to the country?
and you call them steamed rorkes despite the fact they are obviously leftypol
29 and keep having dreams that I waddle into school and my teacher is like "where the fuck have you been all this time? the test is tomorrow you twat" and I start panicking what could that mean?
>>220633240Didn't know they were forcing foreign rapists to live in pre-occupied houses now.Or maybe you're just a fucking nutter, eh?
>>220633270least dishonest leftypol
pints tonite
NEW>>220633290>>220633290>>220633290
>>220633250Why do you love it when billionaires rape children and bomb schools and commit genocides and collectively rape the entire worlds working classes?Why does it only matter to you when the bad person has a different coloured skin tone? I'll tell you why - because you're a fucking retard.
>>220633260Maybe you regret slacking off in school. I know I do
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>>220633295that's the old
>>220633260means you want to have sex with your mother
>>220633168funny how that works