Andrew Tate edition
>>220633290kahteem
booked a 'scort for tonight and shes asking me shit loads of questions, its making me feel awkward cos im a virge idk if i should just tell her
>>220633316what kind of questions?
>>220633333gay poo screaming
Here u go
dont care what the woke think, but im a big fan of sunshine
Big black beautiful women
bloody technology
>>220633339tesco are legit a good employer
rorke doesn't want you to know this
right so leftymong wants child rapists in to the country how of fear of being called racist hm yes very good
>>220633339grim imo
>>220633339corr
might get myself a 'sco 'ob
Right so rorke worships israel and trump and loves it when billionaires rape children on an island and then bomb primary schoolsRorke only cares about bad things if the people responsible are brown because that's what GBeebies and Murdoch and Musk tell him to think
>>220633366Which part
>>220633339fucking hell is this real?
>>220633360he's reducing bigotry, prejudice, and protecting women in the country by importing millions of ultra-conservative ultra-religious 3rd worlders who think women are possessions.you wouldnt get it rorke
right so
me personally?like good thingsdislike bad things
>>220633386Just not remotely accurate though is it mate. You spent the last thread desperately calling people who DIDNT want child rapists in to the country zioshill boomers. Its just not landing, its not the 1990s anymore. The world has changed
>>220633359if i ask the other one what door he's guarding, what will he tell me?
breaking bad but it's in the uk and the main characters are barry and rorke
>>220633393Yh drivers pay is locally priced across the country but warehouse is same everywhere I believe
>>220633386unlikely leftypops who cares about all rapewhich is why he wants to let loose 30,000 of the most socioeconomically likely to rape men into your town against your wishes for no reason
>>220633419You'd die for Israel the moment Farage or Lowe tell you to
*sigh* only £30,000 a year for working in a warehouse
>>220633410based
>>220633389the part where they have to do more than me to earn less and even then, they only earn the top amounts in special circumstances
hawk tuah spit on that thang
leftypol curiously vehemently against anyone who doesnt want foreign rapists in the country. poor lad is very confused
>>220633427>breaking bad but it's in the uk
what do you actually do in a tesco warehouse
Rorke walking down the high street wearing a MAGA cap and waving and Israel flag
>>220633439What if I hate Israel, rich people, zioshills AND immigrants? What then leftymong?
>>220633475not allowed in leftypols schizo polarised binary world
hate isn't good for youtry love
Leftypol walking down the high street with a tea towel on his head and waving a Palestine flag
>>220633475simply impossible
>>220633469Loading lorries
Rorke supporting RangersLeftypol backing Celtic
>>220633290Eating ビリヤニ rn
Get the biomass genophaged
Sir Kaftan Kitchenware
>>220633497gay love
You reading this post.Yes, you.Keep being awesome!
*starts humping you*
why would leftypol hate the billionaires who are very kindly flooding the country with all the brown people he worships?
>>220633525Me on the SSV Normandy constantly asking Joker about his disease
>>220633497
Might need a new job lads
>>220633538had to sell some of my funkopop collection last week and been a bit down since, so I appreciate this one lad x
>>220633497jesus tried that and they bloody killed him didn't they
>>220633556get the whole family over here RIGHT NOWget them HOUSEDget them FEDget them EMPLOYED
>>220633538I'm not awesome anymore ( ._.)
*keeps being awesome*
>>220633497I love you (‿)
>>220633468used to love posting this as bait on /tv/ back in the day
>>220633556get the old ladies scammed
>>220633599Wait kaomoji isn't allowed here?
>>220633468even a gp appointment takes more than a week thoughbeit
Well there goes my idea of becoming a millionaire
sucking my teeth and jiving on a street corner
How the fuck can white people still defend dogs?
in my flat alone drinking the cans on my birthday
>>220633468Currently canadian healthcare implies euthanasia so
>>220633632leftypol when you say you don't want known sudanese child rapists roaming your local town center
Greens won the Cliftonville council by-election after the former Reform councillor was jailed for controlling and abusing his wife.Reformoids are all drunken wife beating gammon freaks.
Behold and lo, the new English breakfast
you lads wasting your time arguing about politics with each other while I am LITERALLY exploring Ulaanbaatar right now
>>220633632Tommy Robinson is woke
here's a tip. once a day, give yourself a treat
Happy Birthday lad x
>>220633679I got a tip for you*unzips pants*
>>220633620凸( -___- )凸
>>220633639it works if you know how to prompt it, use it to analyze data and find trends. then get it to scan live odds and find value betsits not perfect but its pretty good for finding overpriced bets
>>220633675*throat singing intensifies*
(ꈍᴗꈍ)
>>220633696Elton John
leftymong thinks tommy robinson and reform are right wing lmfao
Bit weird isn't it Trump asking NATO for help after he withdrew all aid for Ukraine knowing full well this is seen as a potentially existential crisis for Europe. Never mind him threatening to invade Greenland why would we help him with his crises when he has backed out of ours??
>>220633696looks like elton john used them as toilet paper
>>220633736surprised you figured out how to post this
Am I tough enuss?
Hate it when cunts message me on Teams when they could just email. Fuck off and stop trying to jump the queue for my skills and attention and time, dickhead.
>>220633757bit ableist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=211rFmizEY4my friend on disc just send me this. told me to share on /brit/shit/. any other gamer autistics in? happy life day, hope it gets better for u
have any of you actually given your face ID scan to watch porn? be honest
>>220633767Hey[Rorke is typing...]
>>220633784no i know how to use a vpn
remember skype?
>Jamie Michael Waylett[1] (born 21 July 1989) is a British former actor. His only film role to date is that of Vincent Crabbe in six of the eight Harry Potter films.[citation needed] In 2012, he was imprisoned for two years for his participation in the 2011 England riots.[2][3]
>>220633784Not really my thing
IF THE JOKER COULD BEATBOX.....
leftypol ecstatic the population is going to become much more socially conservative, traditional, and ultra-religious for some reason
>>220633805Didn't he get diddled?
>>220633782just listened... clarse
yeah use to chat with cuties on there
>>220633805>2011 England riotsmad how retarded these were
gay poo mincing out my thin rorke arse to give the bog a makeover
*nasally spastic voice*rorke its a far-right dogwhistle you support far right extremists like tommy wobinson and ultra white supremacist parties like Advance UK and Reform UK who are proven fascists
>>220633805dunt like Hufflepuffs. Not houseist just dunt like 'em. simple as
>>220633890feels great to know you're certainly going to die a virgin
>>220633901thats you done
>>220633860Used to call random girls on Skype back in the day, I actually met two girls that way. Also became friends with a major weed grower/exporter lol. RIP Skype.
>>220633872some of you cunts are not well
>>220633901post your voiceprove him wrong
>>220633353Israeli mega corp
im voting green and you can seethe and piss your pants about it
Well the Sainsbury's delivery is here. Compost, cat food, tinned beans and sausages and mushy peas, tinned pineapple and lychees, wash tablets, crisps, oven chips and roast potatoes, baking potatoes, a pizza and various noodles including Mi Goreng
kek
>>220633782i am autistic and a gamer and i have to say i love this video
thats like if ralph fiennes went out and joined the bnp after playing amon goeth
someone come quick the horses got loose got grass sick
>>220633630Cancer treatment in UK is pretty top tier desu
>>220633926i love you so much
>>220633339i earn less than 13€/h working at a warehouse
rorke: anyone tried the new meat feast pizza from tescoleftypol: jeffrey epstein
>>220633942compared to other developed nations its really not
Love getting food delivered myself personally. Paying a wagie to rush around the supermarket for me and deliver it straight to my door in carrier bags? Yes please!!
Sir Sutton Hoo
still waiting for anything incriminating to come out from these epstein files. So far its been boring selfies on planes and mundane emails about hotel room reservations.
I am Anglo Sexon
>>220634017alri new zealandlad
>>220633926no tampons?
>>220633805He was a lad? I had no idea.
>>220634004Was a couple emails about pushing the transgender movement and also I recall one where they were talking about brazillian kids shipped over
***WARRANT WEDNESDAY***Police are seeking information relating to the current whereabouts of the persons of interest listed below.
>>220633942most actual nhs treatment is finethe problem is getting jabali ubungdu to actually refer you with the approriate urgency
>>220634004Well Drumpf isn't going to release the emails that talk about him raping kids is he
Favourite Alan Partridge?
>>220634064I'd have to say The Best of Alan Partridge
now both my sides hurt and now I think I have kidney stones though it's probably hypochondria again because I didn't feel anything this morning when wanking and I also never had troubles peeing (the awareness doesn't help though)
>>220634049EWWWWWW THATS A HAG
>>220634049billie joe armstrong on a mad one
>>220634095Bы гoвopитe pyccкий язык? Я тoжe нeнaвижy coбaк
Rorkeing a peng gay Rorke poo (Bradley Walsh)(Screaming)
>>220634064steve coogan
dadberg died of cancer the great and mighty nhs who we all love and worship and should never criticise didn't see it despite frequent checkups until it was too late and he died a month later
>>220634131same here lad
>>220634111vocaroo this for us lad
>>220633961No it is. Look it up. Dadberg went to a genuinely super nice hospital with private rooms and en suites (and they cured his cancer)
the best Alans are the one when he does or says something silly
>>220634115S
>>220634131My dad died of cancer too but when it first appeared he tried cutting it out of his mouth with a razor blade it wasn't until he went to a dentist it was formally diagnosed
>>220634064Mid Morning Matters
just wiped smegma on me lip
>>220634159Was he a smoker?
leftymong praising steve coogan as a genius again
>>220634179hello, fatty
>>220634159>he tried cutting it out of his mouth with a razor bladehe sounds fucking awesome
>>220634184thought he was getting bummed at the start of that
almost order uberjeets then but i decided i'll hold off for slop saturdays instead
brit/pol/ is recording an album, it's going to be clarse
>>220634199Yh and he was an alcoholic
Where the fuck is Diego?
>>220634231can you record a new 'we are the brit team' song
>>220634231corrr did he ever shag you up the arse?
>>220634049
>>220634231sounds like my dad who also had mouth cancermad how you ended up a tranny and i'm normal
>>220634231fuck me tell us more he sounds like the most based man who ever lived
>>220634242I'm still working on it the one I uploaded the other day is an early version>>220634243No he didn't
>>220634226kek looks like rorke
don’t reply to him
>>220634265when you think about him have you ever thought about sucking his cock and letting him cum inside your bum hole?
this cunt should've stayed fat
>>220634226think I am developing a fetish from looking at this image
>>220634285he looks like every leftypol morphed into one
>>220634285one tooth pushing in front of the other, get a dentist on that pronto
>>220634226haha someone used their head for this memeshared on kikebook
ooooooo i always fancied your bumhole son, now you get to dress as a little girl and can have my way with you
sacked tranny bouncing on pole leaking strings of cum from their reddish-purple rocket
>>220634331scr
>>220634331Please forgive me, daddy, I tried my best
Too much racism around here
uh oh looks like someone is choking to death
just gargled on my tranny son's cum
>>220634226holy fuck this might be a whole new era of humour. been waiting for a good new meme for a while
>>220634358looks like shes putting a willy in her mouth
>>220634369Theres a lad on brit/pol/ who's having a mental breakdown over wigger starmer
just peeled my skin off and poured salt into itim going to gouge
we are the /brit/ team /brit/ team we are the /brit/ team /brit/ team
megaton shitblast straight out my arse
The cockroach is having a meltdown again
cheadle
>>220634226oy vey my son is a wigger and a faggot
>>220634400I love you so much, son.
>>220634358She's about 50 year old and decked out like a zoomer. Act your age you daft cow.(I enjoy her music however)
Just got my poll card through for little elections next week. No idea which idiot to put my little tick next to.
we are the /brit/ team /brit/ team /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team
vader ;)
the problem with deform voters is most of them are genuine retards
going to go outside shortly i reckon
reckon I'm bipolar or schizoid or some kind of mentalist
>>220634418always say that I'll spoil my ballot but then on the day I always end up voting normally like a good goy. Tend to just decide on the day who I'm voting for based on their names on the ballot. No one brown obviously.
>>220634418Oh just checked again and it's next month when I'm on holiday. Never mind.
never seen a single AI meme that was funny. not even a sensible chuckle
>>220634418if there's any Paki candidate vote for them because we love brown men here on the birt
sucking a monster energy
>>220634400>>220634410are these regular posters here? seems rather oddmelty?
Going to have a chill night tonight. Few ciders, video games, /Brit/. It gonna be lush
does anyone know good minecraft seeds
>>220634445
>that fat-tongued mockney cunt has wobbed me twice!
>>220634465grow up mate
never voted never will
>>220634471Arent you a bit old to be playing video games?
>>220634481seems like nothing is growinggood
*gets /brit/ to tongue his arsehole with gay abandon*
>>220634471you should be out on the road getting your licence
rorke this is whiskey 6 7 actual do you copy over
wahey lads i'm moving to Stanley
>>220634471Try cider with 15 to 20 paracetamol
>>220634491I'm only 29 and lots of people like and enjoy video games.
ill be back to work on monday lads and all will be fine again in the world
you ever have one of those phone calls with a company where you're pretending to be polite while also being slightly annoyed inside and the person on the other end can tell you're slightly annoyed and hates you but they too pretend to be polite so you're both sat there giving the necessary information mildly annoyed yet remaining composed?
brit/ supports Edward Davey
just been rickyed, it's over for me
any other clarse memes lately? MAIRMAXXING was a p good one from brit/pol/, ngl
>>220634502I can't mate I have a condition called narcolepsy for me driving would be very dangerous in case I have a sleep attack
>>220634472yes wheat seeds are good because you can get it from the long grass things
>>220634512I'll follow you home when you're done your shift today. I'll be outside the steps on Thrower Road
You're all being weirdThink its the being locked in your stinky childhood abode 23 hours a dayBy friday, you're getting all squirrely
>>220634495*flips rorke round and shags him prone bone for 5 minutes*
>>220634536>MAIRMAXXINGproper kekbum boys here wont like this'un
>>220634524Sounds like every single fucking day when I used to work on an IT helpdesk. Even when I was manager I wanted to strangle every cunt that called in.
might have a cheeky friday 'nk
wensleydale & carrot chutney sandwiches from m&s are peng
>>220634554You'll be waiting a long time then as I'm not at work today
Garn up chemists for some medicines for me cold. Anyone want summat?
>>220634543you're not diagnosed. stolen valour
>>220634445grim. i reckon im just a normal virgin
had a cheeky mcdonalds breakfast
might start a cheeky 'craft world
been watching family guyit's actually pretty funny
three weeks off the muck me
>>220634536A bit nuggety
>>220634581Ozempic pleaseAnd a chupachup if they do em, any flavour (cola)
dogberg ate some jalapenos
>>220634590ktim only to abandon it after 10 minutes
>>220634596you ever notice how Lois has earrings but no ears?
>>220634563Did 5 years in a call centre for an insurance company and for me it really depended on the person on the other end of the line and especially if they were causing problems for me. If they were sound then I was sound back but any sort of aggro or pushiness and it was instant hatred from me.
>>220634524I had this once with Universal Credit when I had to pay back money for the loan when I was unemployed. This foreign black woman was just huffing and really passive aggressive and I just exploded at her>DON'T YOU HUFF AND PUFF AT ME, YOU SHOULD SHOW SOME RESPECT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PHONEand she was like o-ok and was terrified throughout the rest of the call
i miss coalfax.ru
>>220634598*spaffs a load of me chunky muck in your face*
>>220634584I'm in the process of being diagnosed >>220634596Did this about a year ago watching family guy episodes it was enjoyable and comfy really
>>220634616this reminds me of the time Lois had earrings but no ears
>>220634579I'll need to contact them and get a shift pattern list sorted out because I have a profile of you now. I will have that bumhole, oh yes
napped tranny snoozing in the dairy aisle
any israeli tranny porn?
go to hell
>>220634628>>>/tv/219583062
I wonder how the world would be different if Seth MacFarlane managed to get onto Flight 11. No American Dad kino
How come when you send a parcel by car it's called a shipment and when you send a parcel by boat it's called cargo?
>>220634640s
>>220634596i remember getting the family guy annual for christmas when i was about 10 and bringing my family guy top trumps in to school
>>220634659thats a ktim
>>220634659k tim
shes on the 10am to 4pm shifts, with fridays always off.
>>220634654change your gimp behaviour
oh is it the adam samefag hour
the new janny + new capchas pretty much put a stop to all the trannycock posting
cunt on the plank
>>220634672>>220634675ktiam aha x
10am to 4pm4 days on, 3 days offFriday always offAldi Shrewsbury (Thrower Road, Oteley Road)
>>220634672>>220634675
Hello team I work at a supermarket but not today because I do not have any shifts at the supermarket today
What does ktim mean? I thought it was short for okay Tim and was another timmong forced meme
i’m an unc how do i make the ‘nel text larger on my iphone without manually zooming in
>>220634741Is Apple Intelligence broken
>>220634734is your name tim
can someone shut this cunt up>>220634407kek
>>220634728https://vocaroo.com/1oUA68tiL91Uwhy did you say this
wot were all this about eh?
>>220634596this bloodclart room is impossibleit's implying that the door is where the front door is raasclaart don't waste me time with your black magic foolishness
10 hour contract, team
>>220634691>new jannywhat when
just found out kendrick lamar is 5'4
>>220634757very mouse-esque. a complete fixation on something random for a month
dad says he is bored since he retired and doesn't know what to do so I tell him to get a gym membership, it's something to do, but he says he can't go as he "has no trainers" to which I tell him well I'm confident he can take care of getting himself a pair of trainers then he goes in a big huff because his excuse has been exposed
>>220634817shag him up the arse
going to go out in the sun without my sun allergy pills. daring today i am
just found out - i am gay
>>220634817Ever ejaculated up his rectum?
>>220634358Such a shame she never showed her tits in her prime. But on the other hand good for her.
Bring back post thread interviews
abandon thread and start an onlyfans
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHCirU4_PlM
>>220634789basketball americans are either 6'10 or 5'3fascinating peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f7GYkp8448
britfeel
tried to get a girl to shag me last nightwhat a surprise she wasn't having it
>>220634897you're supposed to shag her mate
>>220634897having what
>>220634910ahh yeah maybe that's where i wentw rong
saving all my dog shite posts for the new
just found out employed woman isn't a woman at all
>>220634938thought you liked men?
>>220634936my cickhad it out and erect for her n all but she wasn't keen>>220634959???
>>220634963
>>220634969stupid cunt
you chaps looking forward to the world cup then
>>220635004Boring bastards the lot
