LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
peter mandelson just had a waz
Katy Perry was a back up singe for P.O.D>GOOODBYEE FOOOOR NOOOOOOOW
biomass
diego flashing his erect cock at women now is healways knew he was a predator
>>220634994projec yton
>>220635004I thought there wasn't divided seating for international tournamentsguess the English aren't civilised enough for it
*slithers into the thread bubonically*
>>220634994sounds like he is exhibiting penis issuesask freud for more
world cup will be like 30 minutes from me and i'm not going
>>220635028
>>220635058go
>>220635070unfathmoably grim
>>220635009what hppend lad why didnt she want your penis
>>220634963
just farted and it was a perfect E-flat note
>>220634984https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/peter-mandelson-receive-fine-up-36995533what was his fucking problem?
>>220635089quite fathomable if you live in brum
>>220635065not spending $7500 for tickets
>>220635028Gonna make Lamp head soup and it legit looks like that.
>>220635091...dk gues sshe deosnt like me that way but we were making out pretty heavy before it>>220635104live in london me
>>220635096
>>220635108go!
mental how I get tipsy on 1 can of beer not even big cans either embarrassing really
>Lamp head soup
>>220635085I look like this but I can't drive motorcycles
In bed with catberg
>>220634986p.o.d was my favourite band when i was a kid :)
so this is rorke
>>220635158give it a bellyrub from me
Governor DeSantis says the United States should reconsider being close allies with the United Kingdom because they have imported the Third World and we do not share a common culture anymore.
>>220635096screaming
>>220635158lovelyvery good paws
>>220635138Dumbo aah nigga
>>220635158is that your scrotum???
happy Ladies Day!
>>220635216...prefer not to say
mad how you can die from one cat scratch
>>220635221cor
>>220635221massive
>>220635221average 21 year old British woman
>>220635237only ifg you a loser
>>220635283talking shite you wouldn't press your nose to her arsehole and inhale
>>220635237that's why you have to strike first
>>220635306I absolutely would aye
>>220635306i dont leave my bedroom and i am banned from being around women
>>220635221How many bottles of champagne in before she lets me spaff on her tits
>>220635242>>220635254The Sun has it at a higher res but it's 10.2mb You can motorboat your screen with it at full size though https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/racegoer-carrying-drink-ladies-day-1072575441.jpg Lovely big tits bigger than your head!!!!
>>220635221Lovely tits on this oneWouldn't mind having it off with her!!
i legit want the guy's hoodie
>>220635354corrrrrrrrrrrrr LAV IT
>>220635292hi diego
>>220635333based
Starving
>>220635375hai
>>220635354mfw i zoom in
>>220635354corr good thing I have a curved monitor
>>220635404did you like my post last week about you taking delight in this year's easter landing on a friday
>>220635360Huge funeral procession just went past with 2 coffins. 1 looked rather small. Grim
>>220635417actually no wrinklesjust the bubbling sin>>220635429haha ye so mad it was a good fridayt!
That jpg URL is my gf now ok
Super Rorke!
Just went out my room and come back in and it reeks of bum blastsWindow will be swiftly opened
Got the junior at work trying to get me to talk them through something. It's Friday afternoon come on just leave it you nerd.
What the FUCK is that is that your knee!?!
lads it's over...was drinking with the flat mates yesterday and one girl said i always use the bathroom after her in the morningi tried to look confused and act like it was coincidencebut i think they all know that i go in for a good sniff and a wank. she is just so too fucking peng not toofeel so fucking embarrassed right now
>>220635417Very prominent limbal rings. A strong indicator of health.
>>220635488He's trying his best mate Be a good memory for him ok not a 'remember that sulky incel?' anecdote
>>220635501Didn't get enough of a response when you posted this earlier? Pathetic
>>220635501she's probably turned on by it. get her shagged and get her arse sniffed
>>220635354the post which ended Liverpool's animosity towards The Sun
>>220635417Seen worse
been downloading a file for over a week and it's not at 50% can you lot start seeding
>>220635488Sulky little incel
>>220635525nigga been here since 8am reading every post lmao who's pathetic?
>>220635619nah
>junior at work thought he understood something I showed him once weeks ago and has made a massive mess over the past month which I now have to fixWhat causes this, is he dumb, arrogant? Both?
>>220635488when he's a senior he'll be earning twice as much as you while you'll still be stuck in your sulky incel role due to being a lazy sulky incel
>>220635643sounds like poor training
the sulky incel has been doneth
>>220635133i get a bit of a zing from alcohol free beer i think my mind is conditioned so
did a long poo and when I flushed the toilet it disappeared like one long piece of string LOL
>>220635666>one long piece of stringTapeworm from eating low quality foods (likely from Lidl/Aldi)
Prime Minister Boner Law
>>220635133it means you have a functioning liver don't ruin itonly children and imbeciles are impressed by being able to drink a lott. alcoholic suffering from cirrhosis
>>220635698wait until you hear about well-known yank "wankard pooser"
>>220635698zcrwm
Just accidentally trod on my dog's paw and he yelped and I feel like shit nowWish you could explain to them it wasn't on purpose
right well
might give path of exile a go
On the topic of poor workplace training, I feel like too often people will overload a new starter's brain by telling them a bunch of granular details that mean nothing to someone just starting out. At the beginning people need a big picture view. They have no idea about larger processes and really just need to know how to get through the day for the first few weeks / months. When stuff comes up that deviates from the norm, be there for them. Once they've been there a while they will start to understand processes in more detail and will being to gain an appreciation for why things are the way they are / aren't.But I see people trying to tell new starts on their first fucking day every single thing that's been building up in their, the trainer's, head for the past 5+ years working there. They're not retaining any of that shit.
>>220635698didn't you have a speaker of the house called boner who tried to claim it was pronounced "bayner" lmao
BRITISH PRIDE
>>220635723He'll never forget it now. Betrayed by his owner. Abused
Army Group /brit/First Mousey ArmyXVII Spaino Corps14th English Infantry Division "John Honey" 4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"
>>220635656I showed him assuming he wouldn't understand it immediately and ask me again at some point, I didn't realise he thought of himself as some kind of genius who understands new concepts and how to apply them immediately.
>>220635744Best way to do it is to have them shadow you for a few days or even weeks However some take the reasoning that slagging them off behind their back like a coward on 4chan.org will teach them what to do
>>220635360
>>220635748vincent crabbe poking this out with his porky sausage fingers
>>220635744the ol' curse of knowledge.well actually it's just people being incapable of putting themselves in other people's shoes. they go straight into low level details about the system without realising half of what they're saying makes no sense to anyone outside of the team.when i'm onboarding juniors i always start with simple diagrams and ask questions to make sure they're following
House flipper 2 is kind of a waste of money
>>220635799House Flipper Remastered is out soon2 buyers shagged FIRMLY up the arse
>>220635790howl
>>220635790kek this made me chortle
>>220635799flip it off to someone else then
>>220635790sc
Gio Scotti is currently in Los Angeles…. Wondering what she’s doing……. You know…..
>>220635790scuh-reaming
generation OVER
>>220635826um
we have 3-5 interns join us every 6 months on rotation and they are randomly assigned to employees for shadowingthe problem is when i got assigned a 19 year old girl and she had to sit next to me for the whole day i just couldn't handle iti had to call in sick a few times and the rest of the days i was dying from anxiety. had to shower, go buy new clothes, brush my teeth at lunch, wear after shave, not saying anything dumbwas constantly shaking and she noticed as well
>>220635633hes done you lol
mandelson lord of the piss bottle
mad how people pronounce it 'pain-staking' when it's actually 'pains-taking'
>>220635832not really. they are using apps. grow up and get with the times you little sulky incel.
>>220635847cor
>>220635748Not allowed sorry mate
Why do leftists cry about Thatcher like a child whines when his mommy won't let him take handfuls from the cookie jar.
>>220635861what
>>220635749:(
/brit/ will go silent on 4th August this year to remember the killing of Mark Duggan 15 years prior
>>220635832I never have either to be fair and I've had several girlfriends You just gravitate towards one another at work or on apps, asking for a number or to go out is not really how relationships start nowadays
>poor trainingI literally showed him what api we use and where to find the documentation and he didn't bother using it at all and tried to figure out the values himself. I didn't try to teach him anything complicatedHe does this all the time, he thinks he understands something and soldiers on without asking or telling anyone, despite telling him not to. I'd rather some annoying twat constantly asking questions than this bollocks
mad how much power young women hold over the 35 year old incel
>>220635861you had me saying this out loudyou've done matesuccessful troll is ... successful !!
>>220635914They hold no power over themIncels just believe they do
The term is "champing at the bit" although I'd never correct someone saying "chomping at the bit" because 1. it's an understandable confusion and 2. not autistic mate!
>>220635847Happens to me also. The worst part is that I know inside they're thinking "oh wow this guy is getting all nervous and red because he thinks he has a chance with me and he better not mess it up" when in reality I know I don't have a chance with them, I fully understand they have a whole life outside this workplace complete with their own boyfriend etc but I cannot help that I get this way around women. But I can't say that to them or they'll think I'm insane so I just have to stand there like a sweaty freak while they think that I think I have a chance with them.
>>220635934wtfffff is it really
>>220635906>"here's our swagger page bro">*gives you unrestricted access*>oh no how could this be happening!
>>220635949no x
>>220635934actually it is chebbing at the bit
>>220635934>>220635949>"Champing at the bit" is the original and technically correct idiom, originating from horses grinding their teeth (champing) against the bit when impatient.Mousey would've loved this!!!!!
Anonymous
>>220635870she turned them into a service cuck economy. But that’s all of the west
>>220635889stephen lawrence must be due a week in the news
Corrrr neighbour is getting iceland delivery, didn't even know that was an option. Peering out my window with my binocs attempting to judge their frozen slop selection.
>>220635975champ and chomp are basically interchangeable words
>>220636014Iceland was the first to do delivery mate Way before the internet (well 56k existed but the proper internet)
>>220636025Sure they are, keep up the good work there chomp
I thought it was pantomiNe until last year (I'm 42)
>Mousey would've loved this!!!!!bet this lad thinks of /brit/ users when he's watching movies and eating meals like oh i bet heathermong would have loved this dish!
>>220635964>unrestricted accessfirstly it's read only and he didn't even bother using it anywayDidn't even mention that I'm technically a junior myself as well, but I never made stupid mistakes like these. I always asked questions if I was unsure but he's like a time wasting machine
>>220636059>i bet heathermong would have loved this dish gherkins drizzled in mayonnaise is it?
rorke you shut up white dicks are tiny
>>220636053squealing
>>220636059ScreamingSpaino would have loved this post
we are the brit team brit team
>(I'm 42)
>>220636097good post
Now the silky incel is backpedalling
>>220636113Very smooth turnabout on this one
*does a big fart*i bet emmayank would have loved it if emma watson did a fart this big on his face
>>220636053the noun champ (short for champion) and the verb champ (synonymous with the verb chomp) are two different words
>>220636059Mousey would've chuckled at this. "Parasite" he'd say, and demand you be reported.Ahh, mousey. Dead now, of course.
>>220636162>Ahh, mousey. Dead now, of course.stop spreading misinformation
>>220636099remember when ishowspeed got arrested for pissing on that robot?
Mum's personal trainer writes entire emails in the subject line. Like the subject line is two paragraphs long and then the body of the email is blank. Mental
>>220636025>champ and chomp are basically interchangeable words>>220636158>the noun champ (short for champion) and the verb champ (synonymous with the verb chomp) are two different wordsmake your mind up pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iznXloFD85o
are you really harry potter my gtype shit
might go down to the pub tonightand by go down to the pub, i mean put coopers on in the background
>>220636199cant he ring her... or switch it around a bit?
>Mum's personal trainer
>>220636199Think your mums is the only body he puts his pen to
>>220636199Sounds like your mum is fit. Post a pic of her arse for the lads
Yeah my whole life revolves around /brit/ t.b.h.Sometimes I am walking outside and something pops into my mind and I think about what I will post when I get home.Or if I read a news article it's always in the context of whether I can share a screenshot here.All the events in my life are just material for /brit/ posts.
>>220636200are you disabled?
>>220636223>walt.pngis that bradley's identical twin
my gay faggot wigger jewish son thinks he is a transgender dragon. help!
chicken katsu curry for tea x
>>220636234Yep I have to agree. We need a photo of her arse
How do you get a sri lankan on a bus?
>>220636260tysonstein furryberg?close his lips like a burger with no meat
>>220636261are you doing it properly ie. breadcrumbed chicken fillet?
how many posts before im given British citizenship. Im a stranger in my own country! wouldn’t be caught dead in /cum/
>>220636260
>>220635085with some of these videos, it's a good thing they were made before AI
>>220636162i miss this lil nigga
>>220636259bridlee walt
THIS is /brit/ as its peak and those who get it love it and those who don't like incel Spaino a.k.a. Mickey Pearce on his Canuck VPN never will
pretty sure i'm banned from britain entirely because of my posts here
>>220636238all done for the love of the game
little hats, big problems
>>220636307im not aware of any other way
fucking farts HONK
>>220636353good lad
bring in the pickleyou know the one
Based Alexandre Dumas throwing mad shade on these greasy wops
>>220636322
>>220636308>>220636345[spoiler]a poster's flag only gets noticed in 4chan when the post is shit[/spoiler]
farting until my arse falls off
kind of obsessed with sade after she was posted here a few days ago
>>220636370bizarre post
>>220636345I tested it last october and was welcomed (by a machine that green lit me and gave me passage)Im going again this year, wish me luck x
farting until my pickle falls off
>>220636395wtf is this israel
>>220635889rest in power
>>220636385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eu93E8b1Ks
>>220636367sounds like friendly banter given italy was always known for its cuisineif he wanted to throw shade he would have said english cookery
im gonna watch this while i drink my tea
need a SECOND poo of the day
>>220636367stupid nigger was probably seething there was no fried chitlins
reckon japan must have the best food because they live the longest
>>220636418This one is easily her best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxMavpCwSMo Not performative at all, still hungry
>>220636422Let us know if Canada can still rely on Britain or not.
>>220636448ah so me rikey da flied lice! *karate chops 99% hatched egg then boils it*
>>220635432hopefully there was a black kid in the small coffin
>>220636477A big guy
>>220636490kung fu screaming
>>220636456love her
just gave houseberg a deep clean so it's nice and clean when I don't leave it all weekend
>>220636477corrrrrrr
>>220636477He'd kill you.
>>220636477do kind of like the fact he kept his bad teeth
do all Thai massage places do happy endings?
Japs stole chip shop curry sauce, called it "katsu" and the weebs cannot get enough of the SHITE
>>220636477seen his little willy
>>220636553our chip shops invented curry sauce did they give your head a wobbble rorke
>>220636367love how this anon has just been chilling at home reading the count of monte cristo and posting on 4chanvery comfy neet existence
>>220636422i can answer that for you nowyou cant!
rorke listening to this and getting angryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk
calling the police from payphones on black male white female couples and saying that i think the black man is sexuqlly harrassing the white woman
>>220636582
fucking get a pullup bar purchased right this second I'm sick of telling you
can only eat purple foods me
hi lads eating sugary foods make me all hot and sweaty
>>220636651can't believe people are still posting this video of my friend that i took over 15 years ago
*looks around*anyone in?
>>220636673no
>>220636667*goes mental because you've typed factually incorrect information*there you go
listening to this and thinking seriouslyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne4BTwZUvDE
will a couple lagers destroy my diet for the day
Mad how advanced AI is now, luddites getting left in the dirt lol
>>220636702
>>220636709never gets old lmao i will literally laugh at this every time one of the best gimmicks ever conceived
>>220636702I'm at the holding the sign part
>>220636583I'm actually gainfully employed and married, but the other member of my team is off with his kids this week so I'm basically just answering the occasional email and teams message and chilling.
>>220635703how long did it take and how much were yoh drinking?
trolls:seething
>>220636743I especially enjoyed the thin strip on the edge of the image where it appears to have been pasted over an existing image. It really adds to the feeling of looking at an undoctored image fresh from someone's phone camera.
>>220636768I earn that in 10 minutes
where does the wind even come from anway
>>220636797air pressure
>>220636797I don't know sorry
>>220636740you don't work dole bludger stop facking lyin
it not right
>>220636754well i drank throughout my 20s, bingedrinking 3-4 times a week. then in my 30s i was drinking all day and not doing anything else. i got a scan at 36 and got diagnosed with cirrhosis. i am now 38 and have cut down a bit. when i binge drink i was usually having 4 cans of high strength cider and 1-2 bottles of wine.
shitting shit from my shithole
>>220636819blow me down (beards on)
Do you reckon if we filled an island with 9 whites and 1 ashkenazi jew and never taught them religion they would notice the difference
>>220636781it's the same image behind I suspect the file size was too large when he downloaded/screenshotted it from X so he took the time in his sad life to crudely edit it down to post here but it took multiple attempts
>>220636856Blimey that's a lot of booze
Thinking about getting /brit/ set up on mumsnet so we’ll be safe when the ofcom ban hits
Right then, lads.Let's see how the toil has goneLatvian is arguing with her husband and called me saying how he was uncaring and she actually told him to go to his mumberg's then told me she gets disappointed in him whenever she thinks about meTwo of the interns are in a contest to see which one I like more (I didn't fucking know about that it explains why they were bringing me coffee this week)New hire said she'd just be drinking wine and watching netflix because it's not like she has a boyfriend at homeI never wanted any of this shite
>>220636923r
3 weeks without booze but craving it a lot right nowwas expecting to feel great but I honestly feel only marginally better than I did before
hate every waking second of my incel life
corrrr
the nukes have been launched
>>220636913well its a spaki gimmick so that makes sense. probably the saddest cringe case we have
rorke calling people he doesn't like "hard 'R's"
>>220636936many such casesget back on the bastarding stella
>>220636936for me it's>after 1 week feel great>2 weeks I have peak mental clarity>3 weeks I flatline and boredom sets in>between 3-4 weeks get back on the boozestill yet to find optimal steamingtoil vs non-steamingtoil ratio
hungover and got the shakes after 3 months not drinkinggenuinely taking a year off the stuff
Can u squeeze me into an empty page in your diary n psychologically save me x
n-word heil h-word
still occasionally laugh to myself about all the fuss leftypol made over Corbs' "your party" and how it entirely disintegrated and disappeared within a few weeks
negusFLEX
>>220636961cute x
Kanye's 'slavery was a choice' comment was just him making a basic stoic commonplace and no one seemed to get that.Not a fan of him by the way, just saying.
>>220637060did you feel ready for a productive day
>>220637036dreadful namewonder how many people irl were replied to with 'I don't have a party planned' when they tried to talk about it
>>220637060easier to get the hundy when no one sleeps next to you x
Might put an end to my niggering life
>>220637065normies don't understand the bipolar genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZyU0OTn2dA
Massive ye fan me https://youtu.be/v_XOQ2hDPhk
sucking a pain au chocolat
>>220637026all my niggas nazi nigga heil hitler
Never have the heating on, usually just put the fire on for an hour and that usually keeps the room warm for the rest of the day.
>>220637094based & life-ender-pilled
nobody:not even 17th century italians:leftypol: rorke is ontologically evil
>>220637087got me right in the feels lad no need for that>>220637078no had a cracking wank though
limmy has a rorkeish side that very occasionally comes outremember when he played a game where women were breaking up a fight and he said 'yeah right, the women would be going "fuckin hit im, fuckin hit im" ', neeks in the chat got a bit arsehurt
>>220637165<3
Doing some coke and it's been cut with fuckin baby laxative
going to the barand by bar I mean the gym to lift weights because I'm hard as fuck
Ignoring mumbergs whatsapp calls again
>>220637203gone but not forgotten x
dogshit zingers simmering and almost ready to serve
>>220637203seen her hairy growler
Keep smelling things that aren't there. Got a whiff of bubble bath a minute ago and now I think I can smell like roasted broccoli or something similar. This illness has got the olfactory on the ropes apparently.
>>220637231ktim in an hour
>>220637177Did the Scotchman show a slight move towards centrism??
>>220637234*pushes her down**unzips cock*Est le anglais sex oui*shags her hairy minge*
New>>220637215
All dressed up and got the cologne on but nary a reply thusfar. Im sure she's just sleeping aha
Might buy some k tomorrow and just mong out for the entire evening
