It's the weekend edition
business idea: poo sandwich
rorke and leftypol relaxing together
I wonder if my interviewer posts on /brit/?
>>220637305the proverbial piece n shite
Rorke and leftypol winning yet another duos fortnite match
smashing my balls into smithereens with a mallet
sacked tranny zapping his balls with the aldi barcode scanner in an attempt to sterilise himself
>>220637318I do, mateYou haven't got the job, either. Sorry.
werthers unoriginal on the rim of the screen
HelloIs there anybody in thereJust nod if you can hear meTeenage wasteland
can't post that
want a drink but have a haircut tomorrow morn
Shire horses are really really big
We at /brit/ like remixes
Watching zionist content
dead fucking threadwhat's going on today
/brit/ is over
Right Wing Porn Squads
>>220637441good
>>220637036they took many millions of £ from the public too lolall gone into the pockets of sinister islamists. nice one leftytard
/fr/ dropped a /brit/ diss track
>>220637440we're all out shagging
lasagne in the oven
>>220637477ffs why did she take a photo of it
>>220637461We at /brit/ have accepted /fr/ belligerence for far too long
can't believe that nigga jobst filed another lawsuit what the fuck was he thinking
>>220637481what meat
>>220637477What the fuck is that
>>220637507Lush
>>220637477
>>220637507dire
>>220637510Not Karl? He's put Australia through enough.
just seen an off topic post
>>220637518long pork
>>220637518horse
Saw an old man's cock today and it was twice as big as minewhich is to say it was average size
>>220637531never enforced
>>220637477>>220637507same vibe
dont really need to see woman being retarded, really, especially obese ones
Going on a date lads. Rate the fit
today's work is tomorrow's reward
You know them songs where they make the guitars go widdlywiddlywiddlyweeweweweeeoooowweeeeoooowowwowoowwow?Yeah I like them ones
brits and their diarrhea peas
Filipino food is terrible. I know you probably don’t have that food in the uk. But there is this place I go, and it’s all oily meats. Very little veggies
>>220637541why did you see an old man's cock?
Filing a cease and désist against /fr/
>>220637507the tapeworms in elton john's gullet
>>220637579just see em sometimes
>>220637550You look like you work in an estate agents
>>220637572Wah-wah pedal ok
>>220637572yeah love U2
Shall grab a bottle methinks
>>220637606Thx bby *mwah*
>>220637550>well alice it seems we've both got autism haven't we
Morrissey is heterosexual
need a big daddy to square me up but old men are all bottoms now it didn’t use to be this way
The british empire will burn in hell
>>220637550Timothy?
>>220637608mind the lube
>>220637628i refuse to believe thisi simply shant
spongebob nigger pants
>>220637608Are you actually from ethiopia and zionist
>>220637634how long did it take you to get a h1b jeet
>>220637634Hell don't exist mate. Not even America's overlords believe in it!
>>220637663he's a saar, obviously. D'uh
whats your favourite indian curry lads? no weebshit like katsu
Just woke up so I’m only just having me brekkie now and corrrr it lush!
>>220637550Desperately want to know what shoes you're planning on wearing with this. It's brown leather isn't it?
>>220637686sos myśliwski
Those who do it today will benefit tomorrow. Those who do it tomorrow will never benefit
>>220637686Butter chicken
>>220637686Lamb BhunaFormerly Sir Lamb Bhuna
were going up up up its our moment
>>220637686Madras, I like how much variance there is in spice levels. Sometimes it blows my tits off and sometimes it's just a bit spicy
Mental how much bongs love curry and chinese food here it isn't a thing
>>220637628Enough evidence to say he is bisexual He would attend Smiths studio sessions with his girlfriend Annalisa Jablonska However he also had a gay relationship with Billy (William) (as in William It Was Really Nothing) (the song William It Was Really Nothing was directly about him) Mackenzie from the band The Associates
>>220637747yeah but you lot have pineapple on burgers
>>220637754gaip (good and informative post)
been in bed all day
>>220637686spicy Bengali coriander lamb curry, forgot what it's called but it is BANGING
>>220637757thats mint
Pineapple on burgers is peng, beetroot is rank
>>220637658onlyfans woodchipper
Noooo the savoury food must be sullied with something sweet!!!!
>>220637663Yes
>>220637782Desperate for a fnesh bower
Swedes put bananas on their pizzas. always thought about trying it but pizza's a treat i'm not willing to ruin for the sake of discovery
>>220637757wtf that's actually disgusting
im mixed-gendered. my mum is a woman and my dad is a man.
ah so me rikey da sweet and sour!!
>>220637782mango and a buckerty please starmpants m8
>>220637807>>220637820im pickle dresden
dont like pineapple in general so i dont like the idea of putting it on pizza, a burger, etc
>>220637810and beetroot as wellbeetroot, pineapple and barbecue sauce
>>220637841something of the Harry Kane about ol' Terry's face herethe gormless mong expression
*to the tune of poker face by lady gaga*b b b biomass b biomass
Mad how out of shape I've become. The sedentary neet lifestyle has finally caught up with me.
>>220637862no need to sign your posts with an emote
>>220637835ausrunt food is literally what a five year old child thinks is the peak of cuisine
>>220637869didn't need to see that thanks mate
>>220637864built like a bag of milk
>>220637869
why are hangover shits so grim lads
tired of being a boyim wish i was a girlim
>>220637898why you hungover lad
>>220637914drank too much :(
struggling with the alphabetx
rorke's da has political debates wae his budgie
abstaining from drug usage and instead engaging in continued exercise regimes and clean living
>>220637923it's y after that one
had to switch to the summer duvet already
HATE my new fucking neighbour
>>220637934a clue gained
can you recite the alphabet backwards?i can't
>>220637869nigga melting
new archspire slaps
going in the shower and going to be thinking of you lot while i stroke my willy in there
>>220637869body of a witcher 3 hag
Reminder that the Aussie national dish is a meat pie and they can't even cope their way out of this being true They genuinely push the idea Yes they really do That they put minced meat in a pie before anyone else I am not making this up
good post, but not good enough for a (You)
>>220637974kekkers, gotta be
>>220637975Australia do you want to respond to this or?
got the de facto on
>>220637554:3
Fit single mum has moved out of next door as landlordberg is selling up. Had a good thing going on with this one, dreading what cunt might buy the place.
>>220637975love pie me
>>220637975oh for F- *looks at camera*
>>220638038s
>>220637980good stufflet reform fumble it so greens can win and we get back in the EU and i can finally leave this god forsaken wog island
>>220637975at least it's not jeetslop
been to the doctor and it's not goodthey found a tumor in my humor
mad how this was considered the peak of cartridge technology in 1997
>>220637550I like it, you have to brush off or clean those things though. Good luck lad!
made the katsu sauce. tastes very good
>>220637975meat pies are mint
>>220638024ever shagged her up the arse?
seeing as no Aussies stepped in, i'll do ityeah nah cunt what you talking abeet you're fucking national dish is a fucking curry you dog cunts
>>220638024Mr Azzarhuddin will be buying it and turning it into a HMO
Play a record
>>220638047based thinking actually
wtf happened to tate after losing that fight?
>>220638061its a 10 year old photo mate
>>220638062Japanese curry very yummy
stop all the fightingThe Claudia Winkleman Show is on tonight!! With Raif (don't call him Ralph) Fiennes!!!
>>220638052mad how philips invented the oneblade and it solved shaving forever
>>220637550fucking martin lewis
>>220638075what a rude thing to say
>>220638102it's just chippy curry
I'm drinking beer again tonight. Original, I know.
>>220638047>5D chess
>>220637869i'd have made the censorship oval a lot bigger
>>220638121no its not.
would love to fuck a woman's pussy with my cock
>>220638113
>>220638142yeah it is
>>220638106I've never tried ithow much better is it than fusion proglide?
>>220638121yummy
>>220638096Oh...so there's no date?
>>220638147does he have any actual jokes?
>>220638174hello bulgarianlad
I would like to kiss an Asian women before I die
>>220638152ive made both and no its not. i suspect you haven't made either, or even do much cooking at all quite frankly.
>>220638178The Hitler Nietzsche bit was pretty funny.
I love pakis
>>220638121Correct
>>220638178
>>220638198yeah mate it is
>>220638161not used that so idk but it's really niceyou get an easy clean shave and doesn't need you to lather on loads of shaving gel, or use a brush, don't need to replace the blade, no irritation or cutsit's not as satisfying as a nice shave with a double edge razor but then i don't get all bumpy and spotty the day after so it's well worth it
>>220638198chippy curry is more spicy
>>220638218not really
>>220638178Camp David, the right queer gay
>>220638217ah true. that's me done then
>>220638226yeah it really is
>>220638178only watched Ricky Gervais once a few weeks ago and honestly he's hilariousI'm not that into stand up and think most comedians are boring but he had me creasing up
french cooking is just british cooking but gay
>>220638187Hello lad :) I'm test making Easter Sweet bread.
>>220638236no
>>220638241alri london paki
>>220638178i laughed at the small boats women and children first joke
>>220638242they use a lot of butter, butter is very tasty desu
>>220638258how's that a london paki thing to say
>>220638229ooooh ello
hey rorke!
Jerry Seinfeld age 39 picking his girlfriend up from school
>>220638253yes mate. I know you're probably some smelly weeb who thinks it's superior JAPANESE curry but it's the same shit.
>>220638273spat in a very rude womans face onceshe was old fat and ugly im glad i did it
>>220638178"You're not a doctor, you're a butcher. This is not a fanny!"
>>220637215This is me when I post about poo and doing poos
>>220638273I am not worthy of her saliva
>>220638222it says here that the phillips oneblade doesn't give a clean shave but rather a stubble look
>>220638279no, im just a competent cook whereas you're a typical angry incel with strong opinions on something you're clueless about. many such cases
>>220638270zesty lil foden
Jap katsu superior because it use water from Mount Fuji *bows* *a gong is banged*
>>220638276Shoshana was so hot, what a pair.
>>220638285That's disgusting and unchivalrous
superior japanese curry folded 1000 times
once i got on the wrong train due to a mix up and me and about 5 other people all had to get off at some station and go back to the start. Everyone got off and started talking about the confusion and being all buddy buddy and that. They were complete strangers to each other, as was i, but nobody talked to me so i said "you guys get on the wrong train too?" and they just said "err yeah" and walked off together leaving me behindmust have one of those looks about me where people don't want to speak to me
>>220638327scr
>>220638222with the fusion proglide you get a baby-smooth shave with no cuts or bleeding
playing a sad song in E minor
>>220638332her behaviour was disgusting she was being a cunt for no reasonsay nasty things and nasty things will happen to you thats what i believe
very honourable japanese curry not like dishonourabu chinese curry
*pulls eyes taut*
Bit tired, might skip the cans tonight, lads
>>220638269you're trying too hard to be white
>>220638313it's how a clean shave looks after 10 hours i'd say
weebs ordering katsu... with extra anime sauce!
>>220638251what regular bread recipe do you use bulglad
>>220638327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jZCSC5LU-I
>>220638379sc
>>220638370no idea what you're on about matecaring about people "trying to be white" is a wog thing anyway only ever heard browns accuse others of that
>>220638327>>220638388im dying
>>220638405Dunelm
Any of you lads work in hospitality in Sommerset? Got a mate who works in a hotel out that way and he said it's made him hate the Welsh because they shit on the carpets and get blind drunk. The idea is fucking hilarious to me, want to confirm if it's an actual thing.
overwatch closed betanow those were the days
this is my fucking neighbourhood
>>220638421Mugabe speaks of this
>>220638422no and also there's only one m in somerset
>>220638420smugdge
>>220638421that nice guy dick dont be hittin
>>220638421i remember when everyone thought will smith was the coolest nigga aroundturns out he was a cuck the whole time, and probably gay
>>220638422alri london paki you're not whote and you never will be
hope I die in my sleep tonight haha
>>220638444>there's only one m in somersetI was born retarded, please understand.
got the A168WA-1YES on
>whote
>>220638465samex
When I was a kid I thought schnitzels and fish and chips were invented in Australia
when will smith be fucking he be like "yeah take that fucking white dicl bih" and sheit lmao
>>220638380My go to when I'm at home is the old and faithful Jim Lahey no knead recipe/410gr of flour300gr water 6gr of salt2,3gr of middle yeast Proof for 8-10 hours on room temp or in the fridge for 24 ot 32 if you want. (the slower fermentation the better the taste)Pre heated oven for 20mins on 225C, in a dutch oven with the lid on for 28 minutes, take lid off and bake for another 15-20.
>>220638496sc
>>220638496ok
LOOOOOOOL The funny gameshow man WOW!!!Haven't seen him beforeIn every single thread!!PLEASE post more of the famous BRADLEY WALSH!!!! EPIC 4 the WIN!
>>220638465don't say that, what would your wife think? and your beautiful children? and your colleagues at your fulfilling and very generous job? and your lamborghini?
the man knows his bread
it is the weekend
>>220638482would love to try gator schnitzels
>>220638504inforaped bitch
>>220638528i invented that gimmick
wonder what jeremy clarkson is up to
>>220638516I'm afraid I don't have a wife or kids and my colleagues hate me because I'm an autistic freak and also I drive a virgin car and I AM a virgin
>>220638507
>>220638548the new mug
>>220638532i invented this gimmick
>>220638548Rorke INSISTS his mum make his tea in that mug
>>220638519£60 there. don't break the bank lad
>>220638543crikey, a virgin? on /brit/ of all places??? we are an epicentre of the shagosphere
>>220638565
>>220638501noice
Zesty Ricky Gervais
>>220638501thanks lad going to give this a go
no one:not even the king's wit:taravangian: sup odienumuhukumakiaki'aialunamor: airsick lowlanderthe blackthorn: YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN
Out of everyone in /brit/ how likely is it that you are from the smallest settlement? In terms of population
>>220638590Grow up, Rorke
this is me whenever I see a gervais
japanese horse girl game
gervaisposting smells like a heathermong gimmick
we are the poo scream poo scream we are the poo scream
>>220638611steve won
>>220638658
dragon shouting in a redguard's face
alri
nobody:jack jarvis and victor mcdaid: sup boaby
if i wanted my come
on a serious note I have massive respect for RG (Ricky Gervais) for losing weight after turning 40
>>220638692wahey!
>>220638702
Irish people love dey poop
>>220638355yeah but I'd never spit on someone
>>220638732well said
>>220638765would you ever punch someone?
>>220638786yes but not a woman, it not right
I'd never come on someone
>>220638722howling
>>220638732do you think he has twitter on his phone or does he tell people to post on his behalf?
>Earthquake of magnitude 4.6 - 37 km NE of Rāmhormoz, Iranoh my days even Allah is fighting them
LeBron named his son Bronnyn-word loves Bron
>>220638795yea exactly i would never hit a woman cos that's fucked, but i'd spit in their face if they were being really out of order
>>220638807they have earthquakes all the time
>>220638844I am very submissive towards women myself and couldn't do that
>>220638840lebronson
>>2206386220% as I live in Glasgow along with about half the thread
Sucking Handsome Shrek's DICK
>>220638900we run this operation
erm actually iran is a hotspot for tectonic activity!
>>220638840AKHTUALLY he's LeBron James Jr but goes by Bronny
Someone in another thread told me that the thread policeman in here (the fella who hates twitter screenshots and diaryposting) is a wheelchair user. Kinda makes sense, he tries to control the thread because he can’t control his own legs
>>220638921lool i really do be like dat
Gen alpha is going to be so fucked aren't they
>>220638900Anyone wanna trade passports? I want to live in glesga an’ all
>>220638930oh well that's me schooled, that's me learned. I've been educated
>>220638934blog on
>>220638921>>220638930you two rn
blog the hell on roke
>>220638692you're fucked up for what you did to your nan
poo
>>220638974s
>>220638622Used to be me, but then I moved
>>220638934he controls your mind but
getting a gram of roke for tomorrow night
>>220639028a gram of what
>>220639028only a gram?
rorke is rape victimi raped him
>>220639045roke
>>220638622there's a scottish poster from the highlands i believe
>>220639055looks like the sopranos cgi garbage scene
>>220639082
well thats canscuunt
>>220638617It's very easy, you can check a few videos on youtube for "no knead" bread just to see how they do the shaping but even without a shaping still turns good, even without a dutch oven. Technically it's not entirely no knead cause you gotta do some folds for more structure but you'll see in the video it's like less than 5 mins spread across. You can always skip the long fermentation and put in 8 grams of yeast and bake it after 1 hour of proofing. Good luck.
