LET'S BE LOVELY FUCKING FRIENDS edish
catberg 20 today
tried to get a girl to shag me last nightwhat a surprise she wasn't having it
toil in 35 minutes x
op is irishjust like the beatles
>>220639101He doesn't look it the spirtely thing so he is
Why are continentals like this lads?Stop having other blokes shag your wives you freaks
>>220639101cute short snout on him
>>220639101regal
Fuck I didn't see the post count. This is for anon who wanted to bake bread>>220639105
>>220639101catberg older than half the thread
interesting that the average black american is 30-40% british
Someone in another thread told me that the thread policeman in here (the fella who hates twitter screenshots and diaryposting) is a wheelchair user. Kinda makes sense, he tries to control the thread because he can’t control his own legs
Bulgarian anon is so cuteI love him
>>220639101lovely berg
>>220639082Hi there how are you
Would love to eat a pretty transwoman's arse while simultaneously wanking her cute little penis. A femboy would do too.
>>220639153ulster scot in particular
grabbing my scrotum from the back and shaking my bollocks like a pair of maracas
>>220639190poofter faggot
Lads, I must again express my desire to rape the fucking shite out of the new toilfu
>>220639101lovely bergreminds me a bit of stepan who is also quite old at 18 i thinki wonder if big chunky tabbies like that often have the gift of longevity
Well that's the tofu marinated in Sri lankan gunk and ginger. What next I wonder?
he back on the cans innit
>>220639182
>>220639220strangeway fo describing the missus
>>220639229on my 7th can myself
wagon
i need a daddy to bum me hole x
its mad to think that right now, theres a couple of humans not even within the gravitational pull of earth
>>220639255cheers x
>>220639101Pretty old, I thought a lot of cats only live to about 12 - 15. Although Larry the cat (from Downing Street) is 19 apparently.>>220639219Stepan is great, pic related.
shagged my own arse and given myself the clap
Just chugged a can of heineken, bad day to be one of the other cans of heineken in my fridge.
Hi there how are you
Rorke asking the Romanian camwhore what she's up to
>>220639241The only thing that concerns me about this video is the fact that yanks have melted butter on their popcorn
>>220639308Hi
>>220639308hi how's it evening x
>>220639178>>220639308hello, doing great, how bou you
>>220639308dont remember asking
niggas be drinking soco and smoking weed
have my own gravitational pull, me
Hows it evening x
>>220639082Can I know
>>220639101total caberge victory
>>220639350Hi there how are you
>>220639328lelYou know porn production is illegal in Bulgaria but that doesn't apply to Cam sites, very peculiar.
discovered antigravity and got abducted by aliens who stole the knowledge from my brain me
cant stop thinking how im going to get older sicker deader and then die
made a right cunt of something at toil so now will need to head in 7am monday morning before toilberg finds out
>>220639386hat it when this happens
posted up in my evil little incel lair posting odious racist messages on the world wide web
>New: Ministers have U-turned on the banning of online porn depicting step incest.>Govt had said including step incest in the ban was too difficult because "such relationships are not illegal in real life".>But multiple senior women in the party previously told The Times: “If they think women who have been campaigning for years are going to toddle through the lobbies to say ‘yes actually step-incest porn is okay’ then they’re even less connected from reality than I thought.”Why is the government even trying to ban pornography of things that aren't illegal IRL? What sense does that make? You can do it, but you can't wank to it?
asked my mates if they wanted to go for a pint and they agreed but now i can’t be arsed what a predicament
absolutely cleaning house on today's episode of pointless
>>220639446rorke morphing into a sphere and violently bouncing off the walls
posted up in my evil little incel lair posting odious racist messages on the world wide pickle
>>220639446groened at this
What's the highest number of consecutive days you have spent drinking?
saw wallahi bro say wallahi say it loud dont lie to me say it straight dont hide from me
>>220639477heh... ironic
God is unironically realAtheists can’t see the forest for the trees.they think because no scientist has ever ran a lab experiment and observed “God” in his totality means he isn’t there
>>220639458The woman spearheading these insane porn bans is Baroness Bertin btw, who is only in the House of Lords because she was David Cameron's secretary for a couple years
>>2206395112 or 3. I'm a complete and total bitch, you see
>>2206395112 but i was on ecstasy and cocaine as well, so...
>>220639511use to be a grim alkie for about a year after i graduated from uni
>>220639511dk like 5not rly about how many days tho but how muchcan be utterly fucked 2 days in a row both days like constantly pissed and the enxyt day it does feel like alcohol poisoningor you can just be sensible and it be fine
>>2206395113, felt like utter shit the day afterdadberg was an alkie for 36 years so his record was like 13,000 mental
>>220639494
>Greens win Kent County Council by-election and take seat previously held by Reform UKI told you all it's Green 2026
>>220639458If we banned step-incest from smut books I bet women wouldn't like it.
is gorpheus in
picklemania
>>220639511Canslad did I think 18 days oncebetween 8-12 500ml cans each day
on my mama im finna crash out
>>220639550Enjoy living in New Pakistan then.
Stop swearing right now
>>2206395116not just drinking but fully steaming for 6 days, magaluf 2023 lads holiday was also on high strength snus and other drugs and in 40C heat unsurprisingly by day 6 I kept blacking out and hallucinating hearing voices and people knocking doors that weren’t therehad to go get an iv drip and a benzo and was right as rain
gymtoil due the day x
>>220639332It's not even butter
>>220639101Oldberg
>>220639550based>>220639571its already pakistan just vote green so we can go back in the EU and move to countries which arent full of fat spastics
got a dicky tummy and it's giving me gyp
>>220639101noble caberg
>>220639545>13,000favstian spirit
Remember when Charlie Hebdo happened I shared this cartoon of Muhammad on my Facebook and some Muslim lad from my sixth form blocked me. Kek
lldo catberg oweners
>>220639458Pakis can marry and breed with their cousins but you can't wank to non blood related fiction
no one:genuinely no one:sargon:nigel farage:jeremy corbyn:isengard kingdom brunel:rorle: I'm-a Nelson Mandela, and these are-a Nelson Mandela's alcopops.
bored of arc raidersbored of battlefield 6wish it were 2007 and i could just play runey 24/7
>>220639630fUCKoFFlITERALcHILD
Some lad on UK Punting spent 15k going to the US to shag Gianna DiorAbsolute madman
>>220639101Happy Birthday catberg, oldest cat I had lived to 21.>>220639654Maybe you wouldn't be bored if you stopped playing shit games
when I don't use /brit/ I feel better so why do I come back here
>>220639654It's time to Grow Up
>>220639630Genuinely mad the amount of shit they've been able to get away with (not Charlie Hebdo)
>>220639654How about you stop playing generic normalfag multiplayer slop and play an actual video game instead?
>>220639545How did he stop after so long?
>>220639675>>220639688recc some good games then lad?>>220639682shan't
>>220639709Elton
>>220639667>in sixth form in 2015>meaning i'm nearly 30 now>somehow this makes me a "child"Bore off you middle-aged freak.
>>220639691he died
>>220639654You canGet on the OSRS grind x
>>220639721fUCKoFFlITERALcHILD
>>220639709AND IM GONNA BE HIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIII---AAAA---ARRRGGHHH-UMPF-AH OH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFLFLFLFFUFFUFUFUFMMMMPSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH
winona ryder in 2004
>>220639740love me winonax
>>220639630I remember when David Cameron and a bunch of EU leaders did a performative march for free speech
>>220639750super fast reply
>>220639685I just found it hilarious when Muslim lads at my school would pretend to be all religious when we could all see they were smoking, drinking, and listening to shite rap music all day. Of course the girls were all whipped though and were forced to be prudes dressed up in tight hijabs 24/7. Muslim culture is absolutely abhorrent. Anyone who grew up around them knows how rotten they are.
>>220639762yeah?
>>220639705Not him but I've been on this thing called Ark Survival Ascended recentlyPlay as a cave man and ride dinosaurs and other creaturesGot an army of bears I do, we go around fucking shit up
>>220639735might dois it still good? thought the game is full of trannies now
>>220639709ROCKETMAN
>>220639705>recc some good games then lad?Resident Evil Requiem
>>220639569Lie on
are books good for you
>Peers vote to ban pornography depicting sex acts between stepfamily members
>>220639818ye esp the bible
>>220639833
emma watson in 2004
>>220639815Not that hard to do when you're in a depressive binge, lad
>>220639797dibs on hwoarang
>>220639740https://youtu.be/kuggtL-bQzc
>>220639819
>>220639819Just nuke this pathetic nanny-state shithole already.
How do I shag Chinese prostitutes?
>>220639775It's all a larp mate these people worship the devilMost Muslim men are bohemians like you saidThe women have full on Stockholm syndrome and only go along with it out of shame and pressureDisgusting religion for third world inbreds
>omds look at what rorke's doing now
>>220639797HEIHACHI MISHIMA
>>220639903put the penis in the coin slot
/brit/ numbs the urge for social interaction and that’s a problem x
got a little bit degenerate last night during my wank and licked my creampie out of a fleshlight because a girl was doing it to another girl in the porno i was watching
>>220639974oh okay
>>220639903>Chinese prostitutesImagine the smell
>>220639974scream
we At/Brit/supportLadies Day !!
>>220639974That's, uh, really quite disgusting. How do you not lose all degeneracy as soon as you come and then just feel shame and sadness?
>>220640003FUCKIN ELcorrrrrrrr those boobies corrr love love love it love it!!! Breasts. corrrr
>>220639775I had this mate in school whose parents were Muslims but he never claimed he was Muslim and would rebel against them lolI remember in primary school when he'd eat pork meals at lunch time. The dinner ladies would always ask him "are you sure?", probably because his parents had told the school their son is a Muslim and can't eat pork, but he didn't care he thought it was all a load of shiteGood on him he was always sound though a proper autist
>>220639974
Men who cheat on their wives with escorts should be sterilised tbqh
>>220640003jesus christ
>>220640003horrible! stupid slags! Arrests or worse
>>220640034good lad
>>220640003the flat one hiding at the back, good girl
>>220639101Happy birthday Caberge
>>220640034based
>>220640034Yeah there was a guy like that at my secondary too. Pakistani lad who got into metal music and goth stuff and hung out with exclusively white kids. There was a big drama once where he said "Fuck Allah" in front of the other Paki kids and they all went absolutely ballistic making violent threats and cursing him. It's crazy how mental they go when one of their countrymen breaks free of the conditioning
you can all go back to wishing my cat - the sole witness to my existence - a happy birthday instead of all this other nonsense thank you
>>220639833The Bible is just a book of myths written by random people. Maybe some people find the Bible entertaining but it's no more special than other old books of myths, like Aesop's Fables and Homer's Odyssey.
lowkey been thinking of administering a raping to rorke
>>220639101A ripe old age
>>220640012i was deep in my goonthats nowhere near the worst kinda stuff i've done
>>220639458>>220639819Getting mixed messages here
>>220640129happy birthday anon's cat
When you wake up in the morning, and you gippity-gee! And then you skibidi-bee! And then wudduh wudduh, and zudduh zudduh, and flubbity-floo with zippity-zoo! You need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee"!
>>220640134hs?
>>220640129and what treats did catberge get for their birthday?
>>220640161i dont do this
Arse we poomanor arse we dancers
>>220640134Nope. It's all a linear factual story with no contradictions written by God himself
>>220640161tommy needy drinky
Boiling a sheeps head with me mum>>220639818Would read her book if you catch my drift
>>220640129Why are you pretending to be me?
>>220640129Happy birthday sweet kitten. Love cats me, lots of cats in Greece, petted some today.
>>220640003would like to shag a bird with big swinging chebs just once in my life before i die
any legendary creature rat avatar men in?
brazilian peoplewhat's their deal
Thank mew for the purrthday wishes
i don't think muslims belong in western society
going watch my brother play through half life 1 and have second hand rage
>>220639818would kneel down behind her, hug her round the front and press my face deep in her bumcrack and inhale until I passed out
>>220640260Yeah do itI didFelt her tits up the morning after, gave them a proper groping, then fucked off
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
>>220639974I bought a fleshlight, used it once and felt so disgusted with myself I threw it in the trash. The next day I picked it out of the trash, cleaned it and had another go. After that I threw it in the trash for good, disgusted with myself and the realisation that God has given us two hands for a reason
>>220640285odd lie
Gonnae get pisht the night ladsalone in my condo listening to the house choons https://youtu.be/5qZo1wn4Du8
>>220640285not sure how to pull one, feels like they've got really high standards and an ego
a man named Germy Fragrance, who is like Jeremy Fragrance but he smells of farts instead of perfume.
I jus' don't like wankin no more.
>>220640282think this is considered a sex offence x
Looking back at some uni exams on topics like signal processing and linear algebra and genuinely just in awe at how i did it ladsIs this normal?
>>220640331would ask for permission first
might have a party in the usa
Got the blink-182 on
>>220640309Thing is I didn't know she had big tits until after I pulled her so I got lucky. That's probably the way
>>220640359that's okay then carry on x
>>220640363what's my age aha
>>220640164Prove me wrong if you'd like>>220640187Some people probably believe this
>>220640297JOHN OTTO
Just deleted the Xev collection
saw some unbelievable arse in leggings on my walk homewere utterly skin tight and she was clearly wearing a tiny thong
seeing a chiropractor next week x
They say you never forget how to ride a bike
activating Aryan Beast Mode
feel wounded
yes if you could stop talking about having sex then go back to thanking me for my cats 20th birthday ta
>>220640353Linear Algebra was fine but I knew I was in over my head when I took Analysis that was a bridge too far for me, the limit of my brainpower (no pun intended).
>>220640433chekcedthats how u know (freemason)
ownerstein keeps calling someone called getdownfromthere but my name is cuddles
>>220640443Post more pics of kot x
>>220640415for me its the video she pretends to be your mum sending a motivational video to you in college and proceeds to encourage you to wank and finger your arse
>>220640428should have groped her
>>220640428very nice, I did see some nice ones myself, I either saw the smallest asses or the most juicy and voluptuous ones, no inbetween
I'm Chinese-British
>>220640466Not allowed, illegal now.
>>220640330Wanking hasn't been fun since the Pornpocalypse of 2020 destroyed 99% of amateur videos on the internet.Nowadays you go onto porn sites and it's literally nothing but copy-pasted OnlyFans content, weird fetish shite, overproduced garbage, etc. My cock remains soft no matter how long I search for something good.
>>220640409not sure you understand how logic works, the person who makes a claim has to provide the evidence to back it up, you don't mke a claim and then say the other person has to prove you wrong
>>220640466Grow up, Rorke
>>220640482right well they've deliberately omitted "killing myself" under the What Helps sections so that's quite disingenuous of them
>>220640497NiceMight get a Chinese tomorrow in honour of you then
leftypol booking a hotel abroad so he can lock himself in a room for a weekend and wank to his interracial gay incest porn
Crowberg outside my window going CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW
yung nigga elliot rodger
remember showing my dad a sam hyde sketch (I know, I know) when I was younger, and he just watched it stony faced and said 'he just seems like a nasty person, my lad'
>>220640504OnlyFans needs to be banned
>>220640546A clue gained
Vinnie's 1st birthday is coming up, what should i get him lads
>>220640497bet ur cute
Should I drink today?
CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW
>>220640593fat cunt
>Ban OnlyFans>Normalise prostitution >Legalise brothels>Only allow amateur porn There, just saved the West and cured incels
>>220639101happy 20th catberg
>>220640593fired out of a cannon
>>220640598na we all decided to drink tomrorw instead
>>220640546screamng
PE TER MAN DEL SONPI SS
>>220640593Cute chonker Get him a big bowl of tuna
>>220640546remember a few years ago i was chilling with my mate and i put on a frank hassle video on the tv and he didn't get it or think it was funny at all
>>220640593a cat treadmill
>>220639705Vagrant Story
screaming
rorke: The Movie
rorke porn
Don't feel good or relaxed about anything. Hate this time of year in-between Winter and Spring
rorke
>>220640609>>220640617>>220640617when you're saying mean things about Vinnie, this is who you're saying it to. do better lads
rorke generating AI nudes of liz truss on his locally installed LLM
>>220640742Sorry mate
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
just come up with an interesting gimmick...going to give it a go in a bit
>>220640742he is objectively overweightnot being rude
>>220640742ever shag vinnie up the arse?
>>220640759On a friday night?
>>220640759how'd you swing that
anyone watching the Tyson Fury fight tomorrow
epic fuc*ing bacon
anyone watching the pickle fight tomorrow
Can you really just put all your money in a savings account and get 3.5% compound interest on it every year?
anyone wanking to the Tyson Fury fight tomorrow
>>220640482me on the bottom right
>>220640832no, that's insane
>>220640832usually limits like 250k and it's only protected up to 90k or something with fscs cant remember exact amountand after tax you will not beat inflatinobut ye you can lol
>>220640832it should be in an isa as a savings account will be taxed on interest earned over the allowanceand it should be in an s+s isa so you do 7-15% growth
I'm a completely broken soul I spend every day trying to placate myself until I can fall asleep
My Catberg Vinny
me getting tucked in to watch the Tyson Fury fight tomorrow
>>220640784>>220640802Great sea urchin ceviche
You have to be a little deluded to be happy. Just every day tell yourself its going to be a good day, even if it never does and you get happier, science says so I think.
>>220640860>>220640863ThanksAre s+s isa safe? Like it won't be some Lebanon situation where you can lose your whole life savings overnightI assume it's invested into a basket of British stocks, are they even performing well enough to get a return
Earned 1.6k interest on my Cash ISA this year.
there are guys in here who would actually call you gay for finding this attractive because it was born male
>>220640593some fresh sardines, does he have one of those climbing things?
>>220640804maybe if I'm still up
>>220640867cheer up mate
>>220640931men that look like women? ill allow it
>>220640931but nobody born male looks like that
>>220640923banks usually offer degrees of risk with greater potential returnsimilarly where they invest is determined by the system they useso could be british only or international as well
>>220640931Even if a straight man is attracted to them or fooled by them, they are still not women and never will be. It's a simple as that.
>>220640923if you put your life savings into an etf like vwrp, the very day before bear sterns went bankrupt in 2007-8, you'd be up some 250% right nowit will go down, then it goes up
>>220640931that's not a man
>>220640989Mtf tranny
>>220641002my arse is better than that
>>220640931more impressed wit hthe cookware
>>220640909i tell my self it will be ok but thats not delusionthe delusion is that every anxiety is a world ending crisis
>>220640430>Chiropractic is based on several pseudoscientific ideas.[23] Spiritualist D. D. Palmer founded chiropractic in the 1890s,[24] claiming that he had received it from "the other world", from a doctor who had died 50 years previously.>The American Medical Association called chiropractic an "unscientific cult" in 1966>There is no compelling evidence that either primary or maintenance chiropractic adjustment is effective for any symptoms or diseases, including low back pain.>There is not sufficient data to establish the safety of chiropractic manipulations.[18] It is frequently associated with mild to moderate adverse effects, with serious or fatal complications in rare cases.[19]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiropracticTLDR: If you have back or neck pain, see a physiotherapist, who is an actual medical professional.Chiropractors are not medical professionals. The guy who founded chiropractic thought that manipulating a person's back could cure deafness. Source: https://www.britannica.com/science/chiropracticChiropractic is a pseudoscience, like acupuncture.
Off to the pub x
>>220641002so went all out and cut the dick? impressive and sad
>>220641002can tell by that dire arse lol
Mouseys favourite green day song is welcome to pawadise
>>220640965>>220640979cheers
>>220641019umhi
is a grape a berry
>>220641024very neglected
>>220641038
>>220641056poo
>>220641038U are gay bro
>>220641065why did you edit his teeth slightly you're a fucking nutcase screaming
>>220640003I want to suck on them
>>220641071No, not being attracted to a man is not gay you Indian freak.
>>220641084can't remember. think I flipped his mouth upside down
>>220640003jesus
>>220641071ok i will fuck his arse !
>>220641082Nobody ever said the two of those things combined.
>>220641128I did just there
>>220640003Disgusting slags masquerading as proper English rose ladies
>>220641145done him
>>220640003absolutely would much on their titties
i'm the cook
Do older catbergs still perform feline acrobatics or do they get more sedentary as they age?
>>220641174my berg used to be able to jump straight up the fence now it slowly crawls up it :(
>>220641157Didn't ask for backup
>>220641174More sedentary but they can still be playful and spritely in short bursts.
>>220641202done me
New>>220641186
gonna get on the booze thenjust a bit, a cider and finish off the wine
the cider is acquired
alright don't all post at once
going to go rape my arse
>>220641417mad that
think everyone's gone for their tea
think you might have a certain flag filtered mate
so in the UK do you go to a pub and just strike up conversations with strangers?
>>220641514i've got many flags filtered
>>220641186
anyone else on the booze then?
