vladi edish
here we arethe raped
in awe of how beautiful planet earth is
megaton shotblast sub edish
>>220647514This is the new, ladsNothing like a mentally ill dyke to get the faggots going
early frogposter ragin
>>220647514corr would love her to hold me down and stroke my willy
>>220647514Muscular pussyPelvic floor like a mole wrenchSnap your cock clean off
>Sir Keir Starmer has been forced to drop legislation to implement his Chagos Islands deal buried until 10pm Friday the shame
apurdo spärde sub-edish V2.0
arse>booba
nth for the baddiedem
Murray Gold was popping off on this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAhnulFTYo8
cansnonce ragin
I HATE the baddiedem
>>220647576why do you spam these women? what do you get out of it?
>>220647584Tomgirls are men who act feminineAre you bent
>>220647514actually makes me sad that so few women are even close to being this fit
>apurdoright well I titsed that one up
Mad how I shot JFK
currently in a protracted struggle on warzone.com
tits not big enough
>>220647558the raped minister of great britain and northern ireland
the legion are actually ultra based
>>220647620whyve you done that
>>220647605In America a tomgirl means a girl with a short sporty haircut. Nothing to do with men atall
>>220647558why are we giving it back then paying rent to stay anyway the fuck mauritius gon do
>>220647645They're low tier and garbage
just fell asleep for literally 5 minutes and feel so refreshed wtf
>>220647692what the fuck are you talking aboutyou are not american
>>220647703We're not now, the deal is offWe're keeping it
>>220647643Sir Keir Starmer has never been raped
going for a poo, back in 10
too many yankees in this thread
oh my DAYS
>>220647692You're thinking of tomboy you mong
cloudflare is fucked on my browser so i have to phone post
>>220647579if i didn't know any better i'd say i'm 7000 shitposts into the future
>>220647720You see my flag Daniel Gomez?
can one really just ‘defect’ to north korea?
>>220647558Based. Utterly retarded bit of legislation
what part of Chagos Islands you lads from?
>>220647754i don't care what your flag isyou are blatantly wrong and retarded
>>220647587Blud is practically begging to get jumped by 5 'dem hopping out of a 4 door whip>>220647603It's typically 1 post per thread I'm in and for the sake of ritual and slag posting
>BBC News having to specify that a mare is a female horselol
>>220647746I'm about 3 minutes away from a nap lol you're right nvm logging off now
>>220647763are you famous?
>>220647796not yet
>>220647776Spoken like a fat who hasn't been outside in a month. Cheerio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_Chimpanzee_War
>>220647745NEED De Zerbi to throw a melty in the first week. Hopefully van den Ven's shitty attitude sends him and spuds spiralling into the championship
>>220647745scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nhKuK1MhGA
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/220643021/deleted/deleted/mental
>>220647745big six bros, not like this
Kinross
The Chagos people do not exist
hello gentlemen
>>220647791type of shit i would have said in 1999 when coming home from nursery
>>220647817try to work on that
sgrem :D
>I was was part of the popular, sporty group of lads and several girls in my class and the other classes in my year fancied me
>>220647514>>220647555>>220647556
>>220647789 what was the context?
>>220647845Glad janny sprayed that roach
>>220647880Grand National
>>220647876>>220647877
so it happened again>Female support worker, 28, is banned after sharing bed with teenage boy and sending him intimate photoshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15718799/Female-support-worker-28-banned-sharing-bed-teenage-boy-sending-intimate-photos.html
rorke rocking his bony old behind to this incel anthemhttps://voca.ro/13w46tkO2ebW
>>220647825doubling down on being wrong makes you a faggot you needed to get your ass kicked more growing up
>>220647860u weren't fapping to tomboys in nursery days mong
>>220647845it not right
>>220647876>>220647877what's that all about then?
>>220647904Awful, just awful
>>220647921no shit i wasn't referring to that you retard
>>220647904corrrr but this one is taking the piss a bit>Short was employed by an organisation providing support for families and children in difficult circumstances. She was charged with supporting the vulnerable 15-year-old and visited his home several times.if a bloke were in this situation everyone would be out to slice his bollocks off and oraying he gets sorted out in prison
>>220647912They tried but couldn't. Pipe down weasel. You act as if spotting a minor error has made your entire week.
>>220647879if you like this you're gayer than actual gays. that's a man's arse
mares
the cope around artemis is crazy. people really are incredibly weakminded and desperate for good news. the general public are utterly pathetic cretins
>>220647906sounds a bit like king's field
>>220647921I did have a crush on a teacher with a pixie cut thoughever
floria law
>>220647955I'm going to stop replying now and pretend I just entered brit and you'll be none the wiser
Watching newsnight. I want to have sex with this mad old posh black space nerd woman.
>>220647968raped
>>220647993ye thats why we call them the raped
>>220647899
rorke's themehttps://youtu.be/gVdJCG40zmo
>the cope around artemis is crazy. people really are incredibly weakminded and desperate for good news. the general public are utterly pathetic cretins
>>220647985good butter that
>>220647973Nta, I've just entered brit. Atta lad
Visit Virginia
>>220647991I don't think you do actually
There has to be an easy way to kill myself Inert gas or some shit I really just can't take it anymore
me personally? i like a good news story
> I was was part of the popular, sporty group of lads and several girls in my class and the other classes in my year fancied me
Just got watched a movie with the protogf and held her in me arms and kissed her and got her an uber home then
>>220647985
>>220648011fruitiest thing ive seen today
>>220648028Illegal to provide advise on this topic do not reply
>>220648023I do she's adorably enthusiastic about it all
>>220647991She was on Jools Holland at New Year, pissed up and saying she was excited about this mission and the forthcoming Moon landing because only white men had previously walked on it. Imagine discussing the single greatest achievement in human history and being furious that Black Folk™ were beaten to it lol
>>220648028*gives you a hug*sleep it off lad
>>220648011i look like that and say that
Alri lads been about 10 years since ai posted here in earnest, how's things. Want anything from the shop, that was another oneHow's Tim doing? FONT? Anyone still say that? It was my gimmick for a bit. Anyone remember that Sheikh lad in Jersey that got arrested haha
>>220648066Sleep forever good idea
>>220648011he was right
>>220648018hopefully one day i can come to vagina, its my dream
>>220648028flight to yankland, shooting range, bullet to the brain. probably the most painless way. not that i’m encouraging you to do it
>>220648072
>>220648028You sui mongs should just go cop drugs on the street when you're suicidal. That's what i do and it usually changes my depressed shitted out neurons entirely and I come out of it. Inb4>But what if I overdose and die???You ain't suicidal then
>>220648072raped
>>220647960anyone here would kill you without a second thought malaponteno one likes your faggot spic ass
>>220648072Hi 190
thats the macbook neo ordered
what if your gf was the admin of an instagram irony meme page
>>220647876>>220647877yeah, the prettiest girls in my class, as well as the most popular girl in the year's best friend (who was also fit) were all in love with mei was in the football, rugby and rowing teams and mogged most if not all of my classmatesand even back then my natural charisma shone through
they look like the same guy but opposite
>>220648108Congratulations! You're now gay!
alternating between /brit/ and the 'implied blowjob' thread on /gif/good stuff from both sets of lads so far x
>>220648091wanker
>>220648110bitch looks fat
Get GERVAISED you bloody bhenchod!!!!!!!
Just don't get the appeal of Madonna at all, bad music song badly by a mid.
>>220647514>>220647879imagine her domming (You) haha
>>220648112cope heathaepaedo
>>220648112so how do you go from that to spamming AI cuckold fantasies and eating mould?
>>220647956>>220647904>Short was only discovered when her own girlfriend became suspicious of her behaviour with the boy and went through her phone. She raised the alarm on the discovery of the photos, videos and messages
a third pepsi max of the evening? don't mind if I do
>>220648110>i'm quitting ironyAlanis Morisette farewell tour
>>220648097he is a nonce
>>220648135
>>220648112sup mouldie
>>220648064Dame Maggie Aderin apparently. I'm sure I'd get tired of steering the conversation from being black back to space again. Or to bouncing on my willard.
why is nobody flying over this area
>>220648141she has a diverse catalog of iconic and catchy pop music
ricky's canines are quite pronounced
>>220648100Come try then you sniveling little inbred maggot
>>220648168The mountains there are too high and they can't fly over
>>220648168it is a mystery
>>220648169all bad
getting worked into a gay shoot
Poo and racism
>>220648168Wonder what happens in Tajikistan
>>220648173this is how i want to die
>>220648168someone did a really smelly poo near the iraq border and pilots can't fly over it because they'd be in danger of passing out
>>220648222grow up
a lad who was on my rowing team ended up marrying a chink. i was a bit surprised to tell you the truth. but to be honest, the signs were there. he had an awkward manner about him and his ears stuck out. it still surprised me though.
>>220648211they are persians too
>>220647904it's not right, it should've been me>>220648153you just know the dyke was seething with envy
>>220648227never
>>220647968what's wrong with it though? is being a miseryguts really any better
gold and racism
>>220648203grow up
sometimes like to stick an anusol wipe up my bum and leave it there for fifteen minutes like a suppository
Need an Emma Watson facesitting session.
gold and pickle
>>220648227>>220648234
>>220648275Kys you brain dead lyme disease victim
Taken a liquid dump on the Iraq border
>>220648072>How's Tim doing? In a care home now, and he seems to have taken up drinking spirits recently, even in the morning.https://nitter.poast.org/timmyuk
>>220648149it doesn't happen overnight a lot of time between then and nowi was actually more successful with girls after leaving school. that's when i got the 45+ other hymens notced on my bedpost
>>220648257Enjoy your toxic shock
/brit/ will remember Hulk Hogan with a heterosexual muscle comparison event at the Monty Pyke pub tomorrow evening
>>220648301is that camembert svensson?
>>220648301I thought this was Tim from the thumbnail
>>220648318yeh
>>220648307already took a couple of auntie hystemene to prevent that x
Taken about 9 little liqui-shites today because i saw a pretty lady for a date and stomachberg cant have me making it
Hey guys I had a great birthday!
>>220648318its brie larsen
>>220648293screamthe mould muncher has a supervillain back story
>>220648348are you bloated?
>>220648285man alive
why has all discussion descended into shit piss rape and suicide
>>220648351Happy birthday mate
>>220648365night shift are a bunch of freaks
I consumed 300+ grams of protein today
>>220648365because /brit/ is full of immature young men who are depressed and hate women
>>220648211their power grid is 100% carbon neutral because it's based on geothermal energyunlike neighbouring Turkmenistan which is 100% fossil fuels
>>220648365Cause I want to kill myself
>>220648351The last time I had a good birthday was when I was 7 and my grandad bought me a brio set
>>220648365the peter "PISS" mandelson incident has done a number on them
>>220648389Actually more like 400g
>>220648365it’s Friday night and we’re all here instead of out having sex or pints with the lads
>>220648365we're horny and frustrated young men, those are hot topics
>>220648389thats a lot of cum, isnt it
act like a karlthink like a ricky
>>220648351happy birthday
>>220648422Because we're not young men anymoreEven normie men above the age of thirty aren't doing that (having sex with women on a night out)
>>220647956>>220648153"vulnerable teenager" seduced by lesbianTranny innit
are dating apps okay if you don’t go in with unrealistic expectations?
>>220648286>lyme disease victimBizarre insult.
I'm on the nofap.Feel free to respond with your cope.
That's 5 extra letters added to a word reckon im in there >>220648363No just too many coffees
>>220648168didnt you get the news? trump announced a cease flyer
how do stereotypical nerds always have such cute gfs?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r1pyAElJ0mY
/brit/ remains outraged at the CAFs decision to retroactively award 2025 African cup of nations to Morocco
You definitely feel emboldened to approach women when you're away from your hometown.
Where's Carlybender?
>>220648464ktim with protein shakes and protein bars and meatballs today
>>220648484grow up
You WILL watch the new Spider-Man film, right /brit/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZMtslA3UY
el vino did flow
>>220648469maybe
>>220648483Aye
>Hows yer dinner Ricky?>Its disgusting. Have I offended you Jane? Have I? Are you offended?
>>220648481>this goes for cute nowrough
>>220648509miserable bitch
wolfsburg's womens team on a mad one
maybe your "joke" was the straw that broke the camel's back
>>220648514lost
>>220648505The last time I watched a film in the cinema was in 2002. I'd bunked off school and needed to kill a few hours
Genuinely get racially tinged comments walking around with my 'xican gf
only got one match on bumble in 24 hours. a chinky. i dont suppose she will message either. starting to think it really is over for me lads.
the straw that broke the camel's toe
>>220648518check 8:20wow chebs
>>220648550
>>220648538which film?
>>220648509GrimA lot of women are like thisSuppose its natural when they get like 40 matches a day
we should fill the shoes
>>220648550same but its because shes french
>>220648514His wife is Irish diaspora. It shows that he's not very smart if that level of conversation is enough for him.
>>220648491out on the pull
>>220648464>>220648369Thanks guys x
>>220648351happy birthday lad
>>220648577sup mouldie x
>>220648553at least you tried
>>220648577sup mouldie
>>220648514I can just imagine Ricky saying that. He is funny.
>>220648559cute chest
>>220648569The Italian Job remakeJust looked and it was 2003 not 2002
https://vocaroo.com/145yoJgLxrje
depressed and hate women
>>220648628fucking screaming
Mad that in just over 2 hours they'll be home.
>>220648628pzkrm
>>220648509its not big enough?!
>>220648626>>220648635ktim
peng runtslop
>>220648577sup fauxdie
>>220648640Doesnt look very 'ROUND' does it globetards????
depressed and love women
Imagine all the pussy Ricky Gervais has missed out on
>>220648591thank you!
>>220648576EU niggas can just cross into another European country without showing a passport and start shagging the women there. You don't suffer.
>>220648600The thing that hurts is I thought i'd made a genuinely good profile. What a fool I am. I'll be alone forever.
>>220648496that's a lot of protein
>>220648666cant miss much when youre a giant walking fanny
>>220648534It was barely even anythingLiterally nothing.
about to sniff some poppers for the first timenot shagging my arse or anything just want to see what its like at first
>>220648697don't do drugs
uh oh
>>220648505no im not into that childish shite.
>>220648628jej
phil fauxden and the fauxdem
Bell them birds again
Tom Baker dead
>>220648505sup spidey
>>220648697i've done poppers beforeand yes i was having my arse shagged before you ask
He's probably never cheated on her. Knowing him, he would have said so if he had.
>>220648640Would be bricking it
>>220648697 Careful with that it can cause permanent brain damage and even instant death I heard
>>220648688probably just watching coronation street snuggled between their mums or something i imagine
my orgasm made me cum
mental that grown men watch their little superman filmsdid he beat the baddy? did they team up at the end yeah?astounding how much we've regressed as a culture
>>220648640can't help but feel a little nervous
Sir Situationship
>>220648728Same. I shit myself going on a 2 hour flight so the thought of being instantly turned into a fireball would be terrifying.
sir ricky gervais
>>220648640They've accomplished nothing They should hang their heads in shame
why is Ricky gervais getting spammed
>>220648760how’s it any different from John Wayne shooting the bandits or whatever
>>220648778Stick it in your next grauniad article m8
>>220648707>>220648741ive been informed by homosexuals theyre completely harmless and dont even classify as drugs under uk law>>220648724did they do anything?
need someone to do this to me
"pull my finger"
ex gfs shits smelled worse than my dadsonce felt so sick after smelling one that it made me lose any attraction to her no jokekilled the relationship
>>220648802do what
>>220648796don't listen to faggotsdon't do drugs
sir karl popper
>>220648796Made it easier to get shagged
>>220648806
>>220648788fuck up
>>220648827scrim
farted and it smells like poomight brush my teethand go for a snoozeearly to bed and early to risedont cuss me out manim ready to thrive
it's really pathetic. grow the fuck up
>>220648682never bother with hotel breakfasts, they always charge. nothing is free in this life.
Had a lady in my arms with my hand on her bare belly 1 hour ago yet the emptyness remains dont feel any less alone. Jesus is the only way really
>>220648788It isn't. Both are equally childish and shit.
in china if you take drugs, they kill you
>>220648635ktim!!!!
the pang pang special
niggas in ancient greece be like>mental that grown men listen to their little epics>did he beat the titan? did they team up at the end yeah?>astounding how much we've regressed as a culture
NEW>>220648879>>220648879>>220648879
>>220648725Shame they didn't have kids though. Good looking couple. Filthy rich. The exact type of people who should have had 4 kids. But maybe they wouldn't have had any success at all if they had children.
I'm in love with a girl but I've spent the last 3 years being a mind broken incel neet so she would never like me back
poo seal
>>220648823bants
>>220648823
