Seona Dancing editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eXHWv03x0
Sex with Emma.
>>22064887944+ year with the same stinkin pussy
where is zesty foden
Grab your iron - let's mobilise.
wank piss poo shit nappies
just did 137 mph no I don’t care
>>220648913She had nicer hair back then.
One waist, two gats
>>220648913and she was mid toogrim
>>220648927gotta go fast
Why the fuck did he do it?https://vocaroo.com/16KJh0rg8s5l
my arsehole stinks
So here it is, I think I over proofed it because it flattened a bit, it was puffier when I initially put it in the oven. We'll see how it tastes in the morning cause everyone is sleeping and they were waiting for me to get it over with. Kind of disappointed desu...
>>220648936exactly bro
Mad how Ricky Gervais is half Canadian
lass who was blatantly underage called me fit todayquite grim really. world needs Jesus doesn't it?
>>220648898the moment a girl can smell your desperation, it’s over just so you know
>>220648946Alri Emma Watson
>>220648964don't arrest him, give him a bloody job
Your dad swapped itHe swapped it for a wheel barraIt's yours now
more like you need to grow a fucking pair
>>220648956looks like an old jamaican man's lips/ringpiece
>>220648970>it’s over just so you knowWROONG
a black bloke with autism has been arrested 32 times in new york for impersobating bus drivers just to drive the routes perfectlyhe'd been doing it for 38 years. mental
>>220648956doesn’t look so bad, at least you did something fun :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9XEDTNTskRorke's theme
>>220648956Scrandemy
>>220648965bender
>>220648960> half CanadianUnless you mean native I don’t really understand since Canadian isn’t an ethnic group
>>220648987least demented heatherpaedo post
strange thing to brag about
>>220648956looks like jew bread
>>220648879ricky was quite fit
>>220648970That's not what's up anyway
>>220648964Are you Irish diaspora? Stories of put upon blacks never fail to touch the Irish soul
She showed me her xitter and she tweets multiple times a day in spanish to 0 likes not sure what thats all about
Whenever I see an ethnic minority in the supermarket I look in their basket/trolley to see what they're buying. It amuses me to see a Pakistani woman in full Paki garb buying Walker's cheese and onion or a family pack of Snickers
Rorke caught on camera
her bald twat was on fire
>sees bread>thinks about a black man's anusa startling insight into his mind
the rapedthe.. raped
>>220648956looks lovely and i'm sure it will be delicious
>>220649031you are obsessed with black men
>>220649004walking into the jobcentre imagining I'm about to take them all down like V did to Arasaka
>>220649041you're being unfairit was a 50/50 between a black mans arse and lipseasy thing to guess, ofc
>>220649056Time to party like its 2023
>>220648987lel>>220649001yeah I guess, this was the test one, at least now I know so tomorrow I will make a better one for Easter Sunday. >>220649006Danke>>220649017It is like Challah but it has butter in it so they are not allowed to eat it. >>220649047thanksWill try it in the morning cause everyone's a sleep and they were waiting for me.
>eats mould>posts about black men>gets banned>resets ip>posts about black men
>>220649008what's bent about thati don't want to be complimented by literal teenagers that's fucking grim
>>220649073sup crodie, u gud yeah?
where’s mousey
>>220648960never knew that. makes sense i guess that his father was franco
>ziedy has coopted the rickyposting gimmicktime to abandon it
>>220649077must be the mouldlike in last of uscordycepdem
https://youtu.be/Y2GOxHlyhVo?si=2HBPstGKsJNVSYsUI SPILLED WOCKHARDT ON MY JEANS NOW MY JEANS SOAKED
>>220649077I haven't eaten it today
>>220649105cronemcepdem
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>220649094He's working for de zerbi at spurs
>>220649089sup crodie mi guddid mi luh contribution to cvp flow rates u?
>>220649115you eat mould often
>>220648990im speaking from experience >>220649024im just giving some advice just in case you make a move because we are in the same boat xx
can't in good conscience post in /brit/ knowing that all of the namefags have at one time or another mass spammed the thread with cp.
>>220649035story?
>>220649131sup mouldie
>>220649016wasn't bragging though i was genuinely grossed out by it
>>220649138>im speaking from experiencesame
>>220649124De Zerbi looks like Huey Morgan in a House of Mirrors
no one: not a soul: lenny henry:sir trevor mcdonald:andi peters:heatherspecimen: mmmhmmm me put da final touch pon my black man anus breadleftypol:rorke: hey mr tally man tally me banana
>>220649143Dunno, just saw it posted on /pol/
>>220649164
>>220649164why is that man wearing a dress?
>>220649068the miniskin as it were
>>220649172s
got the dramatic music playing
>>220649131damn she turnt out. it only natural di hymen breaks for every girl>she still feel like a virgin
>>220649172fucking screaming
>>220649172actual roar
>>220649193you love your space
>>220649164wwy is he wearing high heels in the kitchen? thats dangerous
>>220649172rofl
>>220649164yummerswonder what she's cooking up
>>220649164corrr
>>220649197dem a ting a come back in 2 dayshad a chat with sir rosenior as well he’s in augusta rn
I wonder if anyone's ever had a wank in space.
camp nou 2010
https://genius.com/Jah-vinci-virgin-lyrics
>>220649237lie on
>>220649231eggberg
>>220649242yeah mine's the bathroom x
two grown white men roleplaying as black men on 4chan on a friday night
>>220649214it terrifies me but it's fascinating
catbergs done a meow at my door so i let her in and gave her a pat
biding his time while di lovely katies drink di summa wine
>>220649280it's their lives
>>220649223why are those men in dresses pulling those faces? are they having a stroke?
My foid is gone so now i can bake some fish portions
>>220649288you have a lot in common with him dont youthe only thing you dont is skin colour x
>>220649231do chickens let you pet them? i'm kind of scared of chickens but those ones look so cute
>>220649283what are your thoughts on the deep sea
>>220649280as opposed to role playing as a second rate British game show host?
>>220649260nuffadem know
>>220649280wonder if he still feels a tinge of shame whenever he calls his ERP partner "crodie"
remember when he used to post his fantasies about having sex with teenagerswas very odd
Fuck off mould parasite you evil ghoul
>>220649318he has zero shame
>>220649295what dat mean?
>>220649284ever shag her up the arse
>>220649233cock au vin
>>220649326they still do lol
>>220649308dont be scared
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2041265028855476225/vid/avc1/1202x720/5g77cMrVLc2tPdM4.mp4
>>220649280you got a problem come get some,bitch
gone but not forgotten
Missed the mould lore. Feel out of the loop
https://vocaroo.com/1juKOfNmy1Az
What’s interesting about that clavicular fella is that he’s clearly neurodivergent, but he does pull some very good looking women. It’s kind of proof that the looksmaxxing shit works
three deer in the front yard
>>220648913She is a beautiful woman and he is a handsome fella. Cooking is where it's at.
>>220649333Girl has left my home so now i can bake fish and stink up the entire house without worry
>>220649348It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
>>220649352quorn is made from mould (a fact that they tried to hide) heatherpaedo eats quorn
>>220649242apparently tears don't flow in space, they clump on the eyes and need to be physically wiped off their eyeballs. so imagine how wanking would go. i'm sure they've done it for research
>>220649352heatherspastic eats quorn for the 'neoliberal' gimmick and a /brit/anon found out its made from mould
>>220649346
>>220649355he pulls scrubbers lad
katies dancin wid drinks in handscronem drinkin orange juice. watching, plottin
>>220648956Tsoureki?
Mycoprotein is a protein derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum, produced through a large-scale fermentation process. It's the key ingredient in Quorn products and is marketed as a meat substitute due to its high protein and fibre content and low saturated fat. Despite being from the fungi family, it is not a mushroom - it's technically a mould, something Quorn was historically vague about on its packaging.
>>220649288
dogberg and I are listening to son of dork
>>220649352>>220649372additionally he started eating it irl because of his 4chan gimmick (its 'neoliberal food') strange man
having a little life reset
>>220649242I think NASA astronauts are all straight shooters because they go through rigorous psych evaluations. So maybe none of them have wanked in space.But Russian and Chinese astronauts, I wouldn't put it past them.
>>220649355lookmaxxing is obviously his autistic fixation/stim
>>220649410he's extremely demented, this is no shock.
>>220649367Oh I see, it's just a different fish smell now innit
>>220649311just as terrifying, actually maybe even more so
Id scran the mould
>>220649389jason stage hands
>>220649355he said they dont want anythin to do with him off stream theyre clout chasers
>>220648999What? I don't understand what he did.
>>220649369jolly fella :D happy he’s done well with his ready meal business
>>220649404Exactly
>>220649428
sable batons for hem tewsaddicts for life
>>220649462screaming
>>220649345they're freaky little things though with their beady little eyes and sharp beaks they can poke you with
>>220649462fuckingscremaing
>>220649462poo rape
*deveins rorke*
my younger brother is now taller than mehow tragic
>>220649462
>>220649435>impersobating bus drivers just to drive the routes perfectlyYou can't work that out?
>>220649462sccreeam
NASA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>220649414weird post everyone knows yanks are freakish perverts
196th day of sobriety is it
>>220649473they are just dimwitted little creatures doing their best
>>220649462howling screaming noncing scromiting
apparently cvp doesn’t flow in space, it clumps on the snappydem and need to be physically wiped off. so imagine how cleeting would go. i'm sure they've done it for research
>>220649462that's them finished
wonder if heathermong nods to black people when he walks by them on the street
>>220649434>>220649416>>220649399Whatever, the fact is that he gets the time of day of people that wouldn’t give him the time of day if he was a fat spackerdProof enough for me
https://youtu.be/xHh3chO2g-o
>>220649515your life is abysmal
>let the goyim deal in the real world
>>220649488No. Impersonating to whom? Was he driving busses/hijacking them? What in the fuck does "drive routes perfectly" mean?
oh hes tryin to ignore it
>>220649462the post that ended ziedbelg
>>220649496
>>220649532true enough
>>220649523probably gets on his knees and kisses their shoes
>>220649497fair point
>>220649549Are you legitimately mentally challenged?
>>220649541YWNBJ
breasts and plenty of them
watching some esports
>>220649560genuinely what I imagine /brit/ looks like
>>220649462Raped that mouldeater right in his biofilmed arse
ladswant to be entrepreneur but have no creativity whatsoevercan you give me a business idea
Mycoprotein is a protein derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum
>>220649462cracking post this lad
watchin RJ Decker and one of Sister Sister is in it
>>220649619business idea: be a business idea generator
https://youtu.be/Kp76OH12jcY?si=Yg_rR9kMT2AwT2lM^_^
>>220649628used to love them slags
>>220649619Been floating this one in many threadsSomething you put in your arse that basically filters your gas and leaves it smelling goodSomething between a charcoal filter suppository and a glade wick
>>220649576
>>220648879Apparently this song is a bona fide classic in the Philippines. Can any pinoy anons confirm?
>>220649659pumice stone buttplug
almost home lads
>>220649565Go shag yourself. I don't understand.
>>220649659Mycoprotein is derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum
>>220649659Glade wicks actually work for this
We are the /Brit/ team/Brit/ team/Brit/ teamWe are the /Brit/ team
>>220649677she is a sexy tranny tbf
>>220649674
>>220649669You've made it sexualThis is a serious ideaHow many marriages have been ruined by off gassing? Think about it. Billion quid idea there and you've got it for free
>>220649659the embarrassment is in the fart itself thougheven if you start making the room start smelling like a meadow, you're still humilliated
>>220649694
The boy with the quorn in his side
>>220649619aids test reveal partyware
>>220649674He'd been stealing the buses to do it obviously, fuck's sake. How is that not immediately evident, are you greekmong?
>>220649705only at first. if everyone adopts it it'll become just a thing. it's no longer unpleasant, everyone does it. stands to reason.
>>220648946
I'll get you one from a mush in Shepherds Bush would you understand the reference?
>>220649705Put some aventus in there or somethingActually you can do brand deals thereDo a walkers cheese and onion one
>>220649722inside his stomach there lies a bubbling desire.....for mould
>>220649742only fools and horses theme song
>>220649773The boomer strikes again
>>220649587indeed
>>220649732It wasn't obvious at all. All the sentence said was "to drive routes perfectly".
have sex,incel
>>220649665amazing how fast they've travelled. the earth was so small just a couple of hours ago
>>220649694mmhmm
need weeb gf
>>220649462zoidberg sobbing at this post
>>220649793'impersonating bus drivers to drive the routes perfectly' provides enough info for an obvious inferencenow stop replying to me please
When an oval object is inserted into a flexible gripping entrance, the material stretches to conform around the non-circular profile, storing elastic energy that generates continuous inward pressure.Because the oval's major axis is wider than the opening's resting diameter, the grip is tightest at the two ends of that longer axis, creating high-friction contact points.This non-round geometry resists both rotation and withdrawal; the harder you pull, the more contact stress increases, making it inherently self-locking.
>>220649767Yes. I have a mate who is 33 and I happened to be in Shepherds Bush last week and he was saying he was after something so I said i'd get one from a "mush in Shepherds Bush" but when we were talking today he asked me what I meant.
>>220649812mate you can't recover from thatyou're done
drinking lucozade grafruitti
>>220649659You should pitch this to Emma Watson. She may invest in such an invention.
>>220649831this was the side view of my dairy milk easter egg when i got it out of the box
>>220649515what is cleeting?
>>220649831cronem physics xx
>>220649820looks british
I've courted a beautiful woman but dont feel any better about myself
i aint prayed for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
>>2206497731 star = 1st place
imagine if the nosecone of the artemis ii just went straight up my arse
he's trying to act like nothing happened omds
arsemis poo
>>220649893thats how it feels to katy
>>220649694holy cope
>>220649677She posted some more stuff the other dayhttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1775/56/1775569342147.jpghttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1774/62/1774627584255.jpg
>>220649898Who is? I just got here
>>220649863robbing cunts aren't they
had the choice to do a merciless but useful thing today and decided not to. feel like a pussy
Somethings horribly wrong with me
>>220649915the cronem are out shagging, they didn't invite youthey know you prefer your computer x
diverting the artemis splashdown directly onto my bollocks
>>220649863how'd it get like that anyway
heil hitler
>>220649694>>220649812sup mouldie
>>220649967>>>/sci/
where’s gorpheus?
>>220649921can see him frantically prompting his ai friend, sticking his two pictures together, tears running down his cheeks
>>220649976sorry am i interrupting the bbc posting
Noncing
>>220649986s
mouldie at his pc on a friday night>generate two black men in suits texting on their phones, fancy environment, blonde women next to them, handsome, smart
just gobsmacking how profoundly pathetic they both are
>>220649994do you work for the bbc?
>>220650017grow up
>>220650024ss
uh oh botty melty
>>220650017not the same without the squeaky toy sound
>>220650017Timmy’s crushes
>>220650024sc
alri
>>220649976oh yes sorry lad i forgot we shouldn't post about anything interesting in /brit/back to the normal tripe thenpoo!bradley!tfw no gf!i hate women and anyone who isn't white!
>>220650074y'aright chuck
>>220650075timmy mek ai picturehe tink he chad now x
not GLAZING the regimebut one fascinating thing about Iran is how literally all their politicians have phds, engineering degrees, medical degrees, etcimagine if we had those standardsBy our standards being a retard is an asset. Shows you're "salt of the earth" or some bollocks.
>artemis takes longer to go to the moon and back than it did in the 60s because... IT JUST DOES OKAY it's not fucking fake you SCIENCE DENIER
>generate an image of two black men, handsome, cool, very handsome black men. rich, cool. texting on their phones to eachother, big grin, happy.
watching lisa tiktok
>>220650075PSCR
ok sniffed a popper head exploding
>>220650093So you believe we went to the moon in the 60s but not today? Or vice versa?
Lisa bends over in front of Bart
>>220650089the average iranian iq is higher than most european countries
>>220650089The qualification for being a leader in the west is the willingness to stab the people of your country in the back on behalf of hostile foreign leaders
>>220650077i like the space stuff me it's interesting. they saw a new bit of the moon. better than all the war misery innit.
rorke's da
>>220650182bit sad that
>>220650182imagine this is what morgoth's substack is like
reckon i would be good in space. vile amorphous blob that i am
can't wait for the shit show that awaits me during tonight's shift
>>220650182not wrong though is he it was loads better back then
>>220650212are you the yank who posts the other pepe where he's in a trenchcoat at night with the stars?
>>220650182rorke (born 2002) agreeing with this
>>220650182love her hair. everything started to go very wrong aesthetically in the mid 80s and we've never recovered
>>220650204>>220650260You’ve driven away Ziedy again heatherpaedo. You’re so desperate for his approval he’s creeped out by you. How does that feel?
>>220650236prefer not to say
fine i'll make it not putting any effort in though
the cleanest fast food place is its subway
>>220650324KTIM
NEW>>220650337>>220650337>>220650337
NASA should keep the camera on this cutie.
>>220650182how much of rorke's politics is just boomers under the delusion that the world should remain how it was when they were 21 forever and ever and ever
>>220650347i'm glad they changed the flowers
>>220649830Fuck you bitch
