dasha editionprevious: >>220645351
Anna mogs that moleface
>>220648875Nick Mullen is cuter
I deserve death
I deed nawt have sex wid jeffree eepsteen
theyre both cute! but dasha is the most beautiful girl to ever live.
You guys stink
>>220648928The wages of sin are death, and all have fallen short of the glory of God.
Imagine if Dasha was an au pair... the husband would be too distracted by her beauty to do anything!!! The wife would HATE her!!!
I’m going fucking crazy over here. I kinda want to get in my car and just drive around for a few hours.
>>220649018sir, you dropped this
>>220648992I met my au pair who has hot again as an adult and she was fat and then complained that Americans were fat like bitch look in the mirror
Does anyone want a tarot reading? I'm sober and bored and not brian
https://youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I
how does she do it??
>>220649058sure why not im at a bit of a crossroads with my life
>>220649060Trollface lookin ass
Clogged my toiletstein
>>220649060You understand she is actually very average looking, right? Like almost any woman who isn’t fat looks as good as her?
YOU GOT TROLLED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *planks*
>>220649091jealous foid cope shes a goddess
>>220649104I miss the 2010s. People are too cynical these days
>>220649112She's a non white slav vodka untermensch.slava ukraini. fuck ziggers.
>>220649112I’m a man you retard. You waifu is mid.
>>220649144shes belarusian
>>220649153
>>220649161What did you not understand, dumb jeet? Belarus works with putin and ruzzia. They are slav apes.
We were so happy back then and then BOOM wars for Israel
Moby? You can get stomped by Obie.
>>220649222It just makes it even more humiliating that our bums choked against you homos.
>>220649222Why is war bad?
>>220649222Losing both the women's and the men's hockey gold medals deleted the entire olympics from our collective Canadian mind. Nobody here was talking about the olympics almost immediately, it was like a Twilight Zone episode
In all likelihood I am the most handsome poster of /cum/. You guys should be grateful I frequent this general.
>>220649222Your greatest accomplishment is beating us in a hockey game, we should be flattered
Ate all mom's candy while she wasn't looking lol I'm so bad
hi there
>>220649366Stfu Jason
>>220648875she admitted to cheating on her fiance and he still married her
We are such a deeply unserious country. Woke never ended here.
the rage of timmy
>>220649421Thanks for the ragebait.
>>220649431Lol that was a good video
>>220649320Wars for jews are bad
>>220649401First time I've seen a non-jeet do this
>>220649366No this semen demon is
>>220649431I will fucking end you.
>>220649072You got the five of wands. The young men and using the logs to play with one another. It's a sign of ambition, often of strenuous pursuits of gain. In the future you'll find a pursuit that will lead you to having a sense of direction. You will exhaust yourself in pursuit of it, following the greater aspirations you set for yourself.
>>220649421>leah GAZANcanada
>>220649431
Seems to be a minor happening going on at Ottawa University, cops everywhere and it's locked down. Was worried for a sec but I remember nothing ever happens.
>>220649513sounds based
>>220649477She's unironically Jewish AND Native lol
>>220649421I remember when someone said it sounded like video game cheat codes and now I always think of that
>>220649401>norwood 3 at the very leastnever even began for dis dood
>>220649575He's cute
>my name is Harry Dresden motherfucker Is this nigga serious?
what would a canadian civil war look like
>>220649553I think we should call this situation getting blade runnered
I need to escape. Let me out. LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. AAAAAHHHRGGHJHH FUCK
>>220649421have a clip of someone saying it out loud? i need to hear this.
>>220649604Sikhs vs hindus
I have no reason to live. What about you?
>>220649603I like how in the trailer the sun is facing them at them at the same time even though they're facing each other
>>220649639last time i drove through the enclaves it was muslims vs jeets with somalis as the rogue mercenary force
>>220649464Who's that? I would totally suck his cock
>>220649604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuurCGHWSpE
>>220649671still going with spite
>>220649599My coworker was a big fan of that series and told me to read them. Seems shlocky, maybe that's the point though
>>220649421I can tell by her nails that she's a deeply evil retard
>>220649716women with tattoos, piercings, or fake nails need to be publicly beaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_5edxArGT8
>>220649676They extortonist student visajeets exclusively target Indian businesses too
>>220649671we all die in life x
>>220649743Chinese prostitute tattoos get a pass theyre cool as fuck
>>220649682idk some autist who sometimes posts himself
>>220649786you have to go back.
surf rock
>>220649791He's got really nice eyes
>>220649814I just got back 2 day ago
alright last time i swear
>>220649814I'll take his place. I wanna be knee deep in chinese cunny until I die.
whens ww3 hurry up fuck
I ate so fucking much I feel sick
>>220648875She probably hates Brazil
is there an omegle clone that people are using i want to chat with randos
I need to disappear from existence for a little while.
>>220649867You know how some people say world war 2 started in 1932 with the invasion of manchuria? We're in that stage
>>220649867You think things are bad now can you imagine how much worse it will be with an all out war, no one will be able to afford anything
>>220645351Good edition
Finna fall asleep real soon
>>220650030You're a good edition
>>220649985Different leaf but I already can’t afford anything
>>220650045You’re so sweet <3
Time to eat lunch and garden while listening to the new leutin vid poggers
Things arent going to get better until people are able to look the problem in the eye and that doesn't look like it's gonna happen
>>220650080Bitch it's 7pm
courted a girl out of my league and kissed her today and she's sending me texts with 5 extra letters at the end but I feel nothing I've been raped by the world for so long I fear it's too late
I would fight for the US in the Middle East
>You could never predict it>That it could see through you>Kasparov, Deep Blue, 1996>Your mind's playing tricks now
>>220650135I'd rather live there than NYC.
>>220650135God I wish that were me
>>220649464>>220649791Faggot
The two gay black guys on Fish Tank are going to either fight each other or do some gay shit and I really hope it's a fight.
The Artemis mission will be landing in about an hour,
Trump was killed by the vax in 2020 the current one is just a clone by the deep state. It makes sense if you think about it
Do you wish you were at Coachella tonight? For me. no because it's not 2014
>>220650227Actually more like 50 minutes
>>220650102I like to garden either early in the morning or later in the evening. The sun is an enemy
I have no social life whatsoever and I waste my days off doing nothing
>>220650227Whoah glad they spent billions of dollars on taking closer pictures on the moon.
>>220650292Fuck off boring ahh n word
I have work tomorrow :(
HAPPY 4:20
I need a haircut already
>>220650292Me too. Better than anything else those dumb fucks would waste it on.
>>220650318worst coast shitter
>>220650318Based
I need to shave but im not gonna
>>220650292Then we’ll get another Apollo 13
>>2206502552014 was peak to be a millenial
>>220650345No reason to shave when there’s no women in your life
>>220650378It's a pain when eating
>>220650371Troo. I miss that era
Need my penis touched so bad
>>220650371Whole 2010s were peak
i have to be out and about at least 7am but my sleep schedule being what it is right now i cant sleep earlier than 5am
>>220650460Why would you have to be out and about?You're an incel neet
I didn't care for the 2010s tbqh
I remember during COVID I was in uni and doing distance learning so to troll my mom I grew out my beard and hair and slicked it back like a 50's greaser and sent her photos regularly. She really didn't like it.
>>220650487im getting blood work done tomorrow
>>220650487I actually got a job 2 weeks ago. We’ll see how it’ll last.
>>220650460It's crazy because Rio is 1 hour ahead of Eastern time
>>220650493Hah I had a big covid beard that my mom hated too,
Got a job recommendation for air traffic controlling lmao they must be desperate
>>220650542Are you going to apply?
Who the fuck would spend $15.49 on honey
>>220650557No
>>220650592I want Mike to spray his hot honey all over my fucking face
>>220650620That's quite homosexual of you to say
Jerked off to a nice pair of feet
>>220650634Yeah I guess it is. Oopsie doopsie
>>220650592i JUST had a digiornos pizza with mikes hot honey
I'll embrace my mistakes on some other day
its happening bros
are they gonna burn to a crisp
cleaned the house like a good boy
Laptopstein shaking like crazy lmao like I didn't even open up any programs calm down
>>220650767Just turned on the livestream>>220650844If their heat shield fails then yes You better hope that doesn't happen because then we'll never fund a moon mission again
>>220650935Would you hug me?
>>220650950No you smell bad
Seagulls need to be taken down a notch. They can't be having fucking turf wars in the sky at FUCKING two in the morning.
>>220650935blackout, peak heat nowthe nasa g5 plane spotted them
>>220650967That's fair
>>220650968Bitch where do you live with Seagulls?
>>220651049Sweden is a peninsula
Can I buy a rotisserie chicken with food stamps?
>>220651060Yeah but it's WinSpring and those gulls have fled South.
Blackout over. Looking good.
>>220651049Somewhere within the highlighted region
>>220651068No hot food unless you're homeless o algo
What websites do 4chan anons alsos like?
>>220651068It depends on the state but it's typically for frozen foods. That's why gas stations have a microwave
>>220651122xvideos, brazzers, and Pornhub
chutes out
>>220651110If you're from Malmö...
>>220651140p*rn is satanic
main chutes out
>>220651153It's not so bad here, it's 30 minutes away from copenhagen.
>splashed downYaaay
splashdown
>>220651140Why are millennials so fucking obsessed with godless demonic content?
>>220651158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ
USA USA USA
>>220651168Damn you're really foreignese
>>220650458Not rilly
>>220651217why do retards come to 4chan and bitch about being degenerate
>>220651206Bravo!
That is certainly Alyssa Liu
>>220651266now they wait
>>220651289Is she at Coachella?
>>220651122just 4chan
You ever read the bios of these astronauts and realize how inadequate they make you feel. Most have advanced degrees in STEM, are military officers, and were picked out of hundreds of candidates who were about as good as them.
>>220651260Why do you think porn is acceptable?
>>220651247It's true, I have danish blood....
>>220650592I would spend $15.49 on you, honey
>>220651333why do you come to the cesspool of the internet and complain about degeneracy?
>>220651336Istg if you work in food delivery...
>>220651314it's not real anyway so relax
smd
Gay ass waiter with lightning strike vein tattoos kept flirting with me. Didn't tip well maybe he'll fuck off for the next guy
>>220651368I'm a game developer, make sure you write that down in your NSA logbook
>>220651403You joke but I work for General Dynamics which is worse
>>220651415There were some GD guys over at massive to do consulting for battlefield way back. Was that you?
>>220651359Concession accepted. You are a gooner who is addicted to porn and will obsessively touch himself to anything he finds attractive. God may forgive you, but I will not.>>220651402And you sat there taking it from him? You should have recorded him and shamed him for his degenerate behaviors.
>>220651453>avoids the questionGo cry about it some more
The bunnies are arming themselves.
PINGASNOSPAGHETTIGAY LUIGI
>>220651453>You should have recorded him and shamed him for his degenerate behaviorsI don't know I feel weird about shaming people in the service industry. Like it's shameful enough
Wouldn't limp pumpo be pumpular?
>>220651580is he still in jail?
>>220651497Being a faggot is more shameful. Call him out for the predator he is.
the light in my room is on the fritz so I'll have to call the landlord to replace it, but I dont want him seeing how messy my room is and what it smells like
>>220651694Ignore it and buy some candles
>>220650102That's how you know this faggot is larping. Just like his make believe immigrant bf
>>220651694Literally me but with my toilet
>>220651750Ignore it and buy a bucket
>>220651750have you tried not shitting all over the toilet seat
>>220651744I wonder if it's one of those owo accounts posting from Indonesia or something
>>220651763I really should and give it to him>>220651764It won't stop running and I had to plunge it like 2 hours ago
creampie brossss
Yeah, I guess you could call me a Chaser™.
>>220651927Looks pretty nice
>>220651206when i was a kid i thought the shuttle was the future. they'd never do this uncivilized parachute in to the ocean shit ever again. it's all gone to hell.
Tired of these hoes
>>220651694i just spiffyed up the apartment specifically for this genre of reason. landlord coming over tomorrow because neighbor is moving out and he wants to poke around at all the shit he has put off fixing in my place.
I’m about to get a job. I will very soon be a corpo office guy. With coworkers and a desk and whatnot. Working at a company. Wooooooooo
>>220652026Liar
the pooberg has been serepitidated into dr. voidstein
blows my mind women really spend $60+ painting their nails and getting manicures
>>220651744Why would i make up the fact that i'm gsrdening for my grandpa lol
More like womanicures, am I right?
>>220652072They really do be shoppin
>>220652072toxic vapidity
Blows my mind that Incels think they deserve sex
>>220652072I think they're right. My toenails are fucked up and clipping them doesn't help
Silent lucidity
Need to do nofap so I can be ready if the date with this girl goes well on Tuesday and we get a 2nd date next week which will lead to sex hopefully But I want to jerk off so bad
momberg didnt get me a cookie from starbucks billions must fucking die
>>220651952you know theyve been doing desert splashdowns for decades right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc5oJUt81Eshuttle sucks but i do think spaceplanes are the future of coming back from orbit. maybe one mounted on falcon heavy or starship that can land on an airfield or mechzilla
>>220652131Perhaps she heard it as nookie and is waiting to surprise you later haha
>>220652112They kind of do deserve sex though. It's a human need. This is why we should do what Germany and the Netherlands do and legalize prostitution and have the government pay prostitutes to fuck disabled men (and incels)
>>220652135i know. it's still a disappointment.
>>220652040Surprisingly I’m actually not lying.
>>220652129Let me hit first bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA
>>220652172>Maroon 5Post tits
hard at work
>>220652131I have never consumed a starbucks product. I did however wait in there in the airport terminal
>>220652165Okay but only if you give me advice on whether I should jerk off or not
>>220652172not a fan of this song
>>220652201I worked at starbucks (twice) (about to be thrice) ama me anything
>>220652204If you have ED issues or porn addiction don't fap. If not wack it.
>>220652131
>>220652187>>220652209soulless posts
for me? camomile and chicory tea sweetened wiv orange squashbeaituful
Imagine getting raped on the penis by a gay retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCm1SMaL1YY
>>220652146on the other hand i didnt think anything like falcon much less starship's landing system could ever work i thought that's a non-starter and at most we can get runway-landing boosters or energia-style desert landing so this whole thing is a massive positive surprise for me.especially since russia and china had plans on cloning it that would put some pressure on the US. sadly the russian one died but the chinese one is going ahead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TflRLY2ecVI
>>220652218My brother worked there and one time a patron ordered a drink that was supposed to be a certain degree temperature and he didn't know what that was so he gave her boiling hot coffee and got fired. That's all I know about that shit company
>>220652129>But I want to jerk off so badAnytime I want to jerk off I visit /gif/ and think to myself that this is what happens to me if I become a gooner. That board needs to be studied by researchers.
>>220652193why are you downloading it?dont youtube ban your ip if you download too much too fast?
>>220652263did he meet any fine hoes there seems like they only hire qts there
>>220652263sorry for your retarded brother
>>220652263reminds me oftime working in pubsome middle class bint ordered like a burger wiv nuffink else for her spoilt childso i just got her patty wiv nuffink elseturns outshe wanted the bun toopropa.mental dat wasabsolutely bogglin
>>220652281No but he became friends with the people who smoke outside >>220652287Do they not temperature gauges? >>220652294Ooooooooooh that's why you're awake at ungodly hours
>>220652315I had $0.84 in my bank account yesterday
>>220652315I unironically went to state school. Community college before that
>>220652294i worked at a wendy's in the late 90s. even then i remember getting a rare order of hamburger with no bun. we'd take a baked potato container, put the patty in and put the veg and ketchup and mayo and mustard around it. 1998 or 1999 thereabouts.
this shit is so awkward they should have just dropped it in new mexico in area 51 or in nevada o algo
>>220652330how old are you gramps what was canada like before the jeet chang invasion
lil nigga just got packed off
>>220652351i'm 42 and it was nice. the only minority population of any significance in prairie canada at the time were the feathers and a small pocket of filipinos. i didn't see a real black person in school until highschool. and it was one guy in a school of 2000 kids. there were already a lot of chinese by that point though. when i was young an "indian" was a feather and an "east indian" was a dot.
I wish I could go to space. I would build a failed utopian city on the moon and become and IRL Bioshock villain.
>>220652146also this reminds me of the hybrid of the two with the mercury wing parachute. i wonder with modern computers and automatic control if you could just land in the airfield
>>220652405just like the movies
>>220652420You just replied to the Brazilian
I enjoy corporate jargon for mandatory.>it's optional but your presence would be greatly appreciated
just demolished a bag of butter salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzvt8Sf77w
>>220652391you can and mossad adapted this for their drone recovery missiles, which are used to explode drones without threatening people underneaththis program cost $5 billion of my tax money
>>220652468idk what that means but I LOVE caesar salads. I know it's probably as bad as a burger but it's so yummy
i remember all the brown kids used to call eachother pakiswhich is a racist termkinda like using n**** i guesswas propa mindbogglin when the term "paki" turned up in dat later jurassic park film referring to a dinosaurquite humorous must be dicthiated
>>220652488how do you not understand 'bag of butter salad'
>>220652476Why would it cost you tax money your American not israeli
>>220652476>drone recovery missiles, which are used to explode drones without threatening people underneathwtf are you talking about?as far as i know there's no mossad drone recovery missiles. they have nowhere near the budget for fancy shit like that. there's MIC millitary drones with parachute recovery but its just a regular parachute + airbag (israeli aeronautics orbiter drones)
killed a fruit fly midair like a boss
>>220652187https://youtu.be/vaGf8fmtBr4I like this one
>>220652582Elon implemented the community notes, so his reign at Xitter isn't all bad.
i dont care about ukraine i dont care about israeli dont care about palestine i dont care about iran
>>220652604I care i asked
shadow troopers are cool
>>220652604I care about Iranian qts
im a shadow pooper
>>220652633>storm troopers, but blackwow
>>220652633Star wars stopped being cool when I grew up
I care about you, anon! <3
>>220652604Wow you are so special you faggot. Reminder: Everything is political. We are under invasion from a Mudslime invasion sponsored by communist shitholes like Russia and China. We are in war against Islam, Atheism, and Communism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4HQue1pnWI
>>220652668Shut up retard
>>220652662stop being so stuck up
It’s crazy how we’re all gonna die and soon
>>220652633>Dark Troopers, Shadow Troopers, and Death Troopers are all completely separate thingsToo many chefs spoil the broth o algo
>>220648875Dasha was in my favorite movie from this decade
>>220652668Keep talking, genius
How about shit troopers but they're indian
>>220652703Did you know that Léa Seydoux's family owns like 20% of France?
>>220652699death troopers is disney slop just ignore them dark troopers are robots unlike shadow troopers
got uncomfortably high while the wifeberg is napping
>>220652745>Did you know that Léa Seydoux's family owns like 20% of France?Yeah.Unlike other nepos though she's not only a great actress but she's also really hot and also consistently shows her tits.
>>220652729Paul Verhoeven made a career out of criticism the US police, US foreign policy and domestic shit (Showgirls) and I wonder if he realize that has happened to the Netherlands
>>220652761drugs are bad quit them before you fuck up your mind
>>220652791>consistently shows her titsThat's most European actors thougheverbeit
Crappa - Pooper Trouper
>>220652811>That's most European actorsWhich automatically gives them a leg up over American actors, where bafflingly it's guys who are more willing to be nude than the girls
>>220652850creep
>>220652850They're all nepobabies thougheverbeit. All went to the same Royal Academy of Arts. Grim
>>220652703For me, it's The Northman
>>220652682Post hands you shitskin. Islam is the true enemy to whites
heli landing
>>220652866I still haven't seen this. Everyone mocked Eggers for hiring people who are bogged but I never saw it firsthand
>>220652922
damn that ship is bigger than i thought our ships barely have space for 1 heli
>>220652915Tbqh I think only Nicole Kidman would qualify but I didn't feel that watching the film, so the makeup people did a good job. That actress with the really far apart eyes wasn't bogged yet when they filmed it either.
>>220652898Post your penis so I can suck it you big ugly retard
I would like to unsubscribe from NASA facts
>>220652855>man wants and expects female nudity from his "edgy", sexually charged R-rated dramasShocking I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGfq8941ABs
Kind of dead in here without it so I would like to subscribe to NASA facts again
>>220652761phwoardopethrone
that's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee.
You know who's not in the Epstein files? Fred Durst
surf rock is nu metal
leaf attack
Girl approached me to give me her number and she never answered my text. What did she mean by this?
>>220654109Bulbasaur use razor leaf!
>>220650592maybe i made this up in my mind, but i recall some video explaining how a large apiary had a problem, where their bees went to the wrong flowers, and their honey that year tasted like shit; so they had the idea to mask the flavor of bad honey with lavender or vanilla or spicy additives. And Hot Honey was popular, so they switched to that and kept doing it, even after they fixed their flower problem. an unrelated story, a guy ended up with blue honey, cause his bees were eating sugary waste from a candy factory.
