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artemis is so fucking cool
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Muslims have multiple hadiths that say Allah will swap Christians out of heaven into Hell so a hellbound Muslim can take their place. It's a very petty and childish theology.
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kinographic
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Drank past the point of control
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bruh
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>>220653020
From the thumbnail I was finna complain about you posting C*nk but damn...
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>>220653020
She's been bogged for decades, way ahead of the curve.
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>>220652993
what the fuck is that? looks like it damaged itself when launching whatever that is

also i bet microgravity really fucks your balance i dont think they can walk atleast for a few hours after landing
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i wouldn't mind if you had a vagina and went the length to get it on my penis
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>>220652922
Going to eat some Cajun food
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Burned my finger on a poptart
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This is her after 70000 hours of photoshop
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>>220653079
I have a burn scar from when a spaghetti'os meatball landed on my arm cooking
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>>220653083
The wig is good for obscuring a lot of the bogging
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>>220653083
they are both ridiculously ugly
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>el hombre del norte
Wtf he's literally me?
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Kino Casino's channel got taken down
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>>220653101
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>>220653102
Aren't you a Somali in Malmo?
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my baseball teams won today :)
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>>220653114
My friends were at the Orioles game but I couldn't make it
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>>220653113
HEY LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE
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>>220653083
This movie was really good, a solid 8/10 in my opinion
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>>220653113
A somali wouldn't know a word like plenipotentiary
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>>220653113
Wish I could say the same. The nationlels haven't performed well in a decade
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mmmm PB&J
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why did no one mention the new thread fuck
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If I was the Prime Minister I'd make all the down syndrome retards trans. But I'm not the Crime Sinister of Canada. I'm the president of astro-industrial operations with Bocepheus Mining Co. And I'm gay and I love to have gay sex with fat women. So I guess I'm not actually gay I just like to make women get fat bellies and then have sex with them and then wait for the police to take them away and shoot my dog and me in the head.
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it is so fucking over bros
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Will be dining with my father tomorrow
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I would love to dance with my father again
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America is back
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>Chinese ramblings
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America is black
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Two Canadians were walking through my yard this morning. By Canadians I mean two Canada Geese
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>>220653193
Did we just lose the game
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>>220653193
Cutie
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>>220653188
WHO YOU FINNA TRY BITCH ASS NIGGA
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todd....
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is kemono just fucking dead
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>>220653156
Some anons like to link the new as quietly as possible
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mental health check
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>>220653263
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>>220653263
not good chief might go to canada for some MAID
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>>220653263
Forever empty on the inside
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Shes from texas i can tell
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>>220653317
there's only two things't come from Texas, and I dont see no horns boy

*spits*
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>>220653263
OH IT'S FUCKED UPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>220653209
Yeah they are. I like how mean they get if you approach them when goslings are around. It makes them cuter. I give them lots of space of course but it's nice when they attack people and justice is served
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Replaced my monkeywater with the leading brand of petroleum-based sexual milkmoney sex wax deluxe.
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>>220653358
I really want you to seek treatment for whatever mental conditions you have
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New Professor Layton game coming out
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It got dark and started raining so im done.
>>220653356
How is that even possible wtf i guess she just crashed and got injured that way
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>>220653391
IT BETTER BE MOBILE I'M NOT PAYING FOR QUESTIONS ANYMORE
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>>220653389
Fat chance brochacho
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>>220653395
>How is that even possible
Birds can fuck you up
Swans have drowned people before
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might go to ikea with momberg on the morrow gonna get a chocolate bar and maybe a carpet and new curtains
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>>220653263
I will survive
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>>220653328
Im too white for /dixie
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breadbox
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>>220653445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWp8D5s6Sc0
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>>220653413
Thats literally unbelievable
>>220653416
Sounds fun. Does ikea sell chocolate?
>>220653391
Thats actually super exciting. 3 wasnt as good as 1 and 2 but it was still a lot of fun. Hopefully it doesnt lose any of its character
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Goulash with garlic bread for supper and pecan pie for desert is on the cards for tomorrow's dinner. Thoughts?
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>>220653464
https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/killer-swan-blamed-for-mans-drowning
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There are bugs in my skin
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>>220653464
>3 wasnt as good as 1 and 2 but it was still a lot of fun.
Uh there's more than three games in the series brody
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>>220653493
I diagnose you with scabies
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>>220653488
>"Maybe he didn't fight back enough when the swan attacked him," said father-in-law George Koutsogiannis. "Maybe he didn't want to hurt the animal. I can't understand how this was possible."
Like i said, literally unbelievable
>>220653493
Eat shredded ginger garlic cinnamon and tumeric 2 times a day until the bugs die
>>220653494
Well i didnt have a 3ds so i never played them
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I hate touching newspaper and newsprint and other paper that has a similar texture and smell as newsprint. It smells awful and the smell stays on my skin. It's nauseating and I need to wash my hands if I touch it. Stuff like fliers too. Any paper with a strong scent. Envelopes, receipts, and I used to have this old math workbook with a similar smell. It's nauseating and genuinely distressing. I have never met or heard of another person with this same aversion. I am a unique brand of mentally retarded
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Literacy test given to African Americans as a prerequisite to being allowed to vote during the height of Jim Crow Segregation. The test was designed to be impossible to pass.
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>>220653558
Oh who gives a fuck? Get a job. Go live in a building and work in another building. Earn lots of money and occasionally touch paper. Never get pussy. Fuck you.
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>me when I hear someone speaking spanish irl
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>>220653598
I need to go to a big building to get a desert mining job in Jordan. I swim under the sands like a fuckin shark.
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>me when I hear someone speaking german irl
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>>220653592
Is this a joke? This is easy
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>>220653464
>Sounds fun. Does ikea sell chocolate?
yes it sells this finnish chocolate thats the best ive ever eaten
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Today's connections made me so mad I have to go have sex with my girlfriend so I'm not mad anymore
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>>220653670
Hello, it me your gf. I am ready for sexual penetration into my poopy stinky bungus.
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>>220653667
We love are Daim don’t we folks
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>>220653670
Yeah this one sucks
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Hello Anon
You're quite good at
Tur ning me
on!
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In the lab as it were.
https://voca.ro/17r6usSzy7mz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGPjfj69cXE
such a comfy song
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sometimes I'm fapping and I feel the urge to go more extreme, until I fap to roleplay of a man abusing a woman and I feel so ashamed of myself. I'm a monster just like my father
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This person you've become....
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>>220653796
In my case, I feel that “person” is quite generous.
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>>220653592
Boo hoo nigga
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>>220653785
*rapes u*
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>>220653592
the problem is that all normies are too retarded regardless of race to solve this so it's, er, a bad filter. Maybe should've sprinkled in fried chicken for a more accurate test
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PINDICKED NIGGA
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wish a gay guy with aids would rape me so i can die peacefully
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I have two options for this evening. I can either go ride the exercise bike for an hour or I can tubgirl all over my own fucking face. Tough call.
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andy warski is a stuttering retard the less he talks the better
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Eating some salmon, I think I will go to sleep after
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finally went to chile for 2 weeks, thanks for helping me out bros. Also, being in Chile has made me realize that nearly everyone in America (or the United States, apparently south americans hate it when you call yourself America(ns) since they're also in the Americas) is an asshole
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>>220653915
and where did you get this from?
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I was craving a rum and coke so I went out and got rum and coke and now I'm drinking rum and cokes
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>>220653920
yer mom
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>>220653927
But Heaven knows I'm miserable now!
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>>220653883
I know you did NOT just insult Andy RaceWarski...
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Should I move to Texas or Florida?
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niggas really be like "yeah i'm gonna put my penis in the butt of another dude" lmao
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>>220653952
neither they're both full
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>>220653952
you should go to hell
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>>220653952
Come to Oklahoma
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>>220653958
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>>220653947
I enjoyed your reply on both a literal and referential level
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>>220653395
>How is that even possible wtf i guess she just crashed and got injured that way
The goose flew at her, wrapped his wings around her head and dragged her to the ground
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>>220653952
neither, move to Philadelphia
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>>220653952
IIRC I’ve heard of Florida having a large enough existing Peruvian community to open fried guinea pig restaurants
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I'm going to masturbate and it's not even going to feel pleasurable
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>>220653883
>>220653950
WHOA BUDDY
RETARD ALERT
*DING DING DING*
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>>220653995
why would you want that peru sucks so peruvians must suck doesn't make sense to move across the world if you just want to be with perutards
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>>220654008
the most annoying thing andy does is take whatever ppp says and then repeats it back in a retarded way i really think he is brain damaged, also his criticism of dsp holds no weight since hes also a 40 year old loser with no family and is obsessed with video games
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America has five core enemies:

1. Zionism
2. Liberal Women
3. Islam
4. Hinduism
5. Violent Blacks

Here are the solutions:

1. Eliminate Dispensationalism
2. Repeal the 19th
3. Mass Deport Muslims & Outlaw Islam
4. Mass Deport H1B’s & Outlaw Hinduism
5. Publicly Hang Murderers
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>Eating some salmon, I think I will go to sleep after
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>>220654045
i agree but can we keep this in pol, i come here to escape that wretched place
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>>220654045
>no mention of the latinx menace
señooooor
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>>220654081
they're lumped in with the rest
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KEK PORN IS RUINING MY LIFE
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>>220654105
why is is funny that porn is ruining your life?
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>>220654110
So stop watching it
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>>220654116
haha DUMMY you replied to the wrong person IDIOT!
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>>220654110
word filter, cuck = kek
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>>220654126
It's not nice to call people dummies or idiots
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/cum/ niggas be like "this porn too spicy" lmao
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>>220654136
so why didn't you just type it right the first time?
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>>220654146
do you not know how a word filter works?
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>>220654150
don't get uppity with us, cuckold
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>>220653667
Looks tasty. The finns have good candy
>>220654050
Bears have life figured out. Be a modern day bear warrior
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>>220654174
When someone gives bad or rude service i tip 27 cents instead of nothing because it feels more insulting
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>looking through old middle school pics and most of them are married with kids now and meanwhile I’m khhv at 28 years old
>all I’ve ever dreamed of since I was a kid was having a wife that is my best friend and lover that I can spend time with and have kids with
My main options now are washed up whores that are on the verge of dried up eggs or going for younger women and being seen as a creep by society. Talking to a 20 yr old lady right now but idk if she is just using me or not. I have poor social skills and borderline autistic so I never talked to a girl since last year and she used me and now I never know what’s going on. Other than being a tad overweight (22% bf) and the social skills I am blessed in every other regard but the autism is a death sentence in the dating world…
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I prefer our pretty transgirl over this lying gay freak with the make believe immigrant bf.
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>>220654213
Until last year not since last year…fuck my stupid evil incel chud pervert life
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>>220654213
>and being seen as a creep by society.
you're already seen as a creep by society, if anything being that kind of creep is a mild step up
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>>220654213
the issue is that you're a turboautist who lets heckin mathematics curb your confidence away and ruins your chances (because of le heckin eggerinos and my bmi)
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tonight's fap
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NOT clicking on that shit
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what the FUDGE is the point of flaps on this FRIGGIN jet if they are going to rip at 400km/h? In case you need sharper turns when you're dogfighting at 300km/h?
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>>220654223
jason is not pretty.
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COME AT ME YOU LOLI FUCKERS
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>>220654237
Yeah it just feels weird when they are still in college and what not but socially they are more advanced then me so it’s not too bad I guess
>>220654246
I just don’t want a whore, I’m a virgin and I would try my best sexually to please but I’m not a sexually charged person either. I’d be fine with a best friend wife that wants to have sex for children and nothing else. Most dating apps the women near my age are just town bicycles that may be attractive, tall, intelligent, etc but would not want to deal with a man that doesn’t smoke, drink, doesn’t want sex right away, etc
On paper I sound like a catch so I just DM attractive women on Instagram and it works half the time to at least get the ball rolling…
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Any girls here want to text
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>>220654223
Thats a pretty eagle.
>>220654213
Be confident and dont be afraid of other people judging you. You alrea d y know your priorities, just trust them. It's gonna be ok
>>220654272
I think youre supposed to keep these sorts of things private
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>>220654324
>but would not want to deal with a man that doesn’t smoke, drink, doesn’t want sex right away
You do understand how assuming you already failed before reaching the starting line is well making you fail? This mindset is self-sabotaging by definition.
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>>220654324
You think you have problems. Take all those things and add needing the woman to be religious/Godly. You don't have problems.

I am borderline considering infiltrating the Amish or Mennonites and just living with them.
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>>220654347
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>>220652983
This is not true. Jews and Christians can obtain paradise as with Quran 2:62 such as Waraqa May God bless him.

The Hadiths you are referring according to al-Nawawi just mean everyone has an allocated place in the afterlife and those who those who are on the correct way (din) can be forgiven and go to jannah.
Plus Islam doesn’t really have atonement theory like in Christianity and it’s more like soft Pelagianism. Don’t speak out of ignorance next time.
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>>220654403
sent that leaf flying, mudslime.
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>>220654390
You dont know that
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>>220653830
By cross they mean X
you failed nigga
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>>220654347
>Thats a pretty eagle.
Thanks
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Eating poppy seed cake
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yeah that's crazy but i just don't care. sorry.
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>>220654465
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>>220654347
Domo arigato Jason-sama.
>>220654360
Just what I’ve heard from those types. I get no matches on dating apps anyways. Maybe 2 all time on tinder (one used me, one stood me up for nice dinner and movie reservation and ghosted me), 0 on bumble, 0 hinge. The DM method on Instagram just works and I am a romantic sweet talking over text so it is more comfortable than meeting someone irl right away…
>>220654379
lol religious would be preferable for me but as long as they aren’t a diehard atheist or of a non christian religion then I’m ok. Mormon or Mennonites seems like the best route for that for sure
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>>220653915
Lol they can't blame trump. It's actually a cult
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>>220654347
corr I wouldnt mind seeing what you fap to if u wanna share
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>>220654447
What do eagles eat in captivity? Do they need live prey?
>>220654462
Looks delicious honestly even though the lighying makes it harder to see. Howd it turn out?
>>220654465
I didnt watch re zero until very recenyly and dont really get the memes ferris is just a homie
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everyone should be Catholic
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>>220654509
not the anon but the usage of the word "cult" is so overused these days that it's lost all weight, as someone who actually grew up in a cult you're a retard
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>crawdad etoufee
This was fucking fantastic
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>>220654432
lets see it
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>>220654519
So sad you're still in a cult. The first step of getting out of a cult is acknowledging its a cult
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>>220654519
>what is a cult of personality
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Spent half my calories on ice cream today and doing the same tomorrow. Might be the new diet
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>>220654515
>Howd it turn out?
Pretty tasty. I need to skip some food tomorrow to make up the calories thobeit.
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In the beginning, you couldn't see
Until I had an epiphany

Man was a gift, born unfree
So I lured him to the apple tree
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AMERICA IS A GERMAN CUNTRY EVERYONE SHOULD JUST BE PROTESTANT LUTHERAN
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>>220654511
I dont really masturbate i just sometimes close my eyes and imagine erotic things
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True or naw?
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ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga chaka
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>>220654515
>What do eagles eat in captivity? Do they need live prey?
Probably not, unfortunately. Zoos and such probably keep their food in the freezer. I don't like the idea of birds in captivity even in large outdoor aviaries
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>>220654574
everything from xitter should never be believed
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>>220654529
https://youtu.be/s-QOZ6erao8
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>>220654516
What's your confirmation name? Mine's Joseph
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America is german
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>>220654589
This is from Facebook though retard anon
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>>220654596
>mfw you're a grown man so you can be as much of a Southern dandy as you want all on your lonesome
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>>220654529
Looks fantastic. Super glad you liked it. Do you usually eat crawdad?
>>220654547
Lol that sounds tasty but maybe not healthy. Sugar isnt great for your skin.
>>220654550
Sounds like a plan lol. Should be easy as long as you dont leave any left.
>>220654571
Lotta germans are catholics esp. Nowadays
>>220654579
>Probably not, unfortunately.
Well live prey can hurt the hunter too. Ik with snakes live is actually a lot worse. Makes sense why you dislike captivity but at least sometimes its for rehab and stuff
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what if you woke up to your dad trying to suck your cock
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>>220654637
funny thing is my parents are getting a divorce because he was sleeping with trannies
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>>220654637
Id probably just be like
>hey
>hey
>can you stop
Then push him away if he didnt stop
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>Jason VS The Scary Vampire Hoes From The Southside Of Chicago
>Directed by Fox Of /Cum/
>Composed by Lalo Schifrin
https://youtu.be/5nBMUuSxOWk
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>>220654635
>Do you usually eat crawdad?
No sadly, it's hard to come by in both places I've lived in, I try to get it at least once every time I'm down South visiting my family in Alabama. I got this meal over at a place that's a local instution on my Papa's side of town given I'm watching his place while he's in Alabama, and it was great.
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>>220654657
what if i sniff your used underpants?
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How about crawmom
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>>220654644
based dad.
>kid's grown now, fuck it. i'll put it in whoever
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>>220654668
>crawmom
Sounds like a spiritual successor to Octodad
>>220654644
Are you from the same family with the Uncle that died from AIDS?
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>>220654664
Thats awesome. I was curious cause i like itvtoo and hardly get any. As a kid i used to wear a mask and dive down to grab them with my hands. I could catch 300 in a day. It was a good time but its hard to fet them at restaurants. Not worth the trouble i guess to prepare. Hope you made tge most of it and itll last until next time.
>>220654666
I would throw them away. Idk im not a dramatic person when ive been sexually abused i usually just get quiet and try to walk away
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Weed is good for my anxiety and my ocd and my schizophrenia and my adhd and my melancholia and my consumption
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>>220654728
You have most of those because you smoke too much weed
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Its bedtime, goodnight friends
>>220654728
Melancholia is just all those other things combined really. It was just the medieval way to say mentally ill
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>>220654728
anxiety is unironically caused by weed. All of mine went away after I quit weed
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>>220654769
No it wasn't
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found out momberg is awake and watching tv in the living room
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I can't believe what we have brought in gaza
I thank Allah we're safe in doha tower
Yeah yeah donate us money
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>>220654597
Sucky licky feetsies
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Astoria today
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>>220654597
Peter
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>>220654822
Queens?
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>>220654822
beautiful
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>>220654822
Iran wants to destroy this
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Dogberg loudly and violently licking his asshole on my bedsheets
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>>220654824
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You know that short story about the girl who thought her dog was licking her hand but really it was a man hiding underneath her bed
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>>220654869
no
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>>220654822
I love this part of the country like you wouldn't believe. I was surprised at how much it reminded me of the iron range in Minnesota, even down to the demographics. I'd love nothing more than to visit again.
>>220654597
John
>>220654704
>As a kid i used to wear a mask and dive down to grab them with my hands
Funny enough I used to do the same thing in Minnesota except it'd be with big bass. They'd get into little puddles a couple weeks after it flooded the rivers and they'd be stuck right there for you to grab them right out with your bare hands. It's so much fun to wrestle those bigger fish.
>Not worth the trouble i guess to prepare
I've heard it's boring as hell cleaning and preparing them which is why most people just boil them in the shell and suck it out like little lobsters.
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>>220654869
Me and who
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tonight's brewski
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>>220654869
Dog tongues don't feel anything like a persons
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>>220654852
ZOG and the Epstein Race declared war *on them* thoughbeit
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i miss when games released map packs instead of drip feeding content in live service shit
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>>220654854
Me loudly and violently licking your mom’s asshole on your bedsheets
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>>220654891
Prove it
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THEYRE SLOWLY KILLING US THROUGH CIGARETTES AND MEDICATION
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>>220654891
Iran has a state religion where their prophet fucked a 9 year old till she bled from her pussy /thread
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>>220654749
Nah I don’t think so
>>220654769
I’m dark ages retarded
>>220654774
Nah I don’t think so
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Not a one of these sneakers o'toole edits is funny
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Big job interview next week. Hopefully my skinsuit is convincing.
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>>220654934
Just take 2-3 weeks off weed and try it
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>>220654769
sweet dreams
ty for being nice to me yesterday
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>Big job interview next week. Hopefully my skinsuit is convincing.
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>>220654886
good choice. i stick to bud, but only because anheiser-busche badically owns my little corner store, so you can get it for a dollar a beer if you grab them in bulk.
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Are you retardmaxxing iyc
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>>220654886
We have this beer in Canada too. But I’ve noticed it used to be called Coors Banquet, but now they call it Coors Original for some reason. Tastes the same though.
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>>220654852
To be fair, we did literally kill a bunch of their leadership.
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>>220654955
Not intentionally
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>>220654960
Prove it
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>>220654951
That is me except I’m a console gamer
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What made normies suddenly learn the words private equity? I've seen like 10 tweets in the past few days blaming shit on faceless private equity. What podcaster started talking about this
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>>220654948
Stop trying to be a positive influence on me you fucker. I’m trying to pilot my life into the side of a mountain over here.
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>>220654923
Get back to me when Persian Occupied Government becomes a concern; until then, the other party in that war presents a far bigger problem that needs to be fixed
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usa
s
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>>220654979
the last 2 games I've played on my PC I used a controller instead of mouse and keyboard
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>>220654983
Pop culture has been complaining about vulture capitalism since what, like the 1980s, with movies like Wall Street?
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>>220654944
Same here man
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>>220654988
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>>220654997
I’ve been on controller my whole life so mouse and keyboard feels awful to me. I refuse to learn a different way. So I’m a controllerfag for life.
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>>220655011
I’m sorry anon I love you
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Made a post that I thought was pretty thought provoking but I received not one (you)
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>>220655039
Which one
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>>220655012
I usually strongly prefer mouse and keyboard, but for certain games I prefer a controller. I just beat Resident Evil 9, and now I'm replacing Resident Evil 2 remake. I think the fact that I can barely aim on controller really added to the horror experience
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We're all smuggling a poo in our colon right now
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Five leafs in a row
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so full of pizza and chicken right now that this light beer just ain't doing anything right now
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Just passed a silent but deadly
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so full of cum and aids this monkey pox aint shit
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Who wants their rim cleaned
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>>220655055
I just squirted some 100% stinkwater in the terlit thoughbeit so it’s empty
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Joel Embiid could get shot during a robbery and Sixers fans would be like “here he go with his shit again.”
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Women are fundamentally incompatible with me
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Girls pee from their buttholes
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>>220655080
*raises paw* >.<
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>>220655069
Remember when they stopped talking about monkey pox when animals and kids started getting it?
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I saw ET when I was a little kid. I definitely liked it, but I liked Close Encounters more. That whole scene where they are communicating with the ship was mindblowing when I saw it at probably 12 years old.
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>>220655096
Entertainment Tonight?
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>>220655094
socio economic issues caused that chud
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>>220655105
Naw, I mean the Spielberg movie you sillybilly :^]
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>>220655080
have some dignity man /cum/ on
>>220655096
I never cared for either of them personally
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>>220655122
What’s a sci-fi film about alien contact that you do like?
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>>220655140
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed any alien-themed movie
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>>220655140
district 9
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>>220655140
>What’s a sci-fi film about alien contact that you do like
Repo Man (1984)
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god I hate metroid prime so much
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let's talk politics
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>>220655177
seeing it implode and tendies seethe was satisfying a bunch of the devs were the ones who created gaylo 4 btw
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>>220655147
Haven’t seen it in a long time but I remember I liked it.
>>220655165
That’s a fun movie
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>>220655165
Yeah that one was alright >>220655146

Also “They Live,” I guess
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hello cummiess
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>>220655192
halo 4 sucked ass but Im talking about the original

>tendies
kill yourself and stop ruining /v/
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>>220655193
I also really, really love Mars Attacks but for some fucking reason it's had the worst audio issues of any movie I've ever watched, which is a shame because it's a great movie
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>>220655200
hello honey buns
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>>220655179
Do you support the ones that hate you and want to kill you (blue) or the ones that hate you and want to kill you (red)
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>>220655212
waddup
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>an energy shield that talks to you like a bondage dom
well, i think i have a favorite.
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>>220655217
just sitting here naked talking to your fine ass how about you
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>>220655210
I saw Mars Attacks when I was a kid/teen too and I hated it. But I think I didn’t get the joke. Like, I just thought it was a bad movie. So I would probably like it more if I watched it today.
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listening to radiohead makes me believe I deserve to be topped like the faggot I am
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>>220655230
>I would probably like it more if I watched it today.
It's worth it alone for seeing Jack Black in his first major Hollywood role call his Brother a fag before being graphically vaporized. It's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in sci-fi.
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>>220655240
How about radio anal
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>>220655227
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YqzHoCgk4 while talking to you
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gettin dome from an actual retard
call that radiohead
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>>220655240
do you mean “topped” in the gay american sense or the british sense of being killed
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>>220655251
capital A-I-D, comin' at you with the hottest prostate hits
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>>220655252
how close are you to being naked
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>listening to radiohead makes me believe I deserve to be topped like the faggot I am
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>>220655265
*Charli XCX starts playing*
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america must be saved
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>>220655266
bretty far
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I do still very much enjoy The Radioheads
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>>220655257
I dont get it
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got an LP of classic 30's and 40's big band music from goodwill today
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>>220655257
whore or fag?
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we're the /cum/heads
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>>220655300
That’s interesting. There’s probably some cool stuff on there. I don’t really know anything about pre-bebop jazz.
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>>220655279
get closer bitch
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>>220655300
Under the assumption you're a Caretaker fan too
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>>220655302
Okay this is epic
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i've had enough politics. we need something else.
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I hit a deer today. Minimal damage, just a small dent. Fucking retard jumped into the side of my car after I slowed down for his friend who ran ahead of him. Couldn't have been going more than 15 when it happened
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>>220655331
How about polidicks and it’s gay sex
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drinking milk
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leo's fag arc is interesting
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>>220655331
anime
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>>220655286
Radio was a movie about a retarded guy
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>>220655355
>>220655355
New
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>>220655356
they made a movie about you?
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>>220655356
thanks for taking the hit for me, king.
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>>220655363
That was uncalled for



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