All Pigs Must Die edition
this is the one
vomitting during missionary sex
path of exile nearly done downloading, hope I like it
Sir Gavin Newsom
>>220655896>>220656010
Need to finger Emma Watson.
call me fartemis 2
>>220656142You need to bathe at least once this year.
>>220656139youve been up all night you actual fucking demented lunatic GO TO SLEEP you need to reset your brain
>>220655999Just think the Catholic church has been weird, Vatican II sounds like an attempt to water down the faith and they're increasingly looking a lot like clown Protestant sects Don't think Orthodoxy has this issue so they have a better claim to apostolic succession
hope you all have a great day
>Britain now employs more than 500,000 people in HR roles – a staggering 83 per cent increase since 2011, according to the British Labour Force Survey. To put this in perspective, HR workers now outnumber NHS doctors three to one. The UK is an HR superpower, second only to the Dutch.get them all on farms
The missus and get friend
>>220656171thx u 2
>>220656171thanks:)
>>220656171birdboned jawlet imagine the incel sons
>>220656168>increasingly looking a lot like clown Protestant sectsblatant lie
>>220656171You too bongy. Enjoy your Saturday.
>>220656207sc
>>220656177Her*
>>220656187well they're allowing gay priests now and Francis prayed with Muslims on numerous occasions
>>220656207the one funny black tweet
lil mabu shot dead in miami
rorke going to see Project Hail Maryleftypol going to see Project Male Hairy
anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings
>>220656215If they are celibate and aren’t talking about being gay why should I care?
>>220656180Women aren't supposed to have large jaws lad. Or penises.
our so mi
>>220656250err yeah go on
suppose i'd bettter make a coffee then
>>220656168I'm telling you bro I went through the full deep-dive for 2 years, and i got frustrated and gave up and fell away and it was a rough time. Just keep the wheels moving, if you've decided to actually become EO then good for you i wont argue but actually go try it irl. The music is great and they have a lot of cool recent saints.
>>220656263not yousomeone else?
>>220656285um ok wow RUDE
The soulful swagger of a 34 year old White boy who looks 17
>>220656285I'll listen
imagining things
>>220656336
10 weeks to lock in else I have to kill myself
I wish I wasn't American.
>>220656272Well I haven't decided anything yet, there's several churches near me and I don't know which to joinAre you orthodox?
>>220656336>>220656350
>>220656374You dont have to join just go visit and introduce yourself and attend a mass and see how you like it. I am Catholic
>>220654698Hello talking about me?
>>220654698Rip rick gervais :(
>>220656371I wish I was American
>>220656414
I love being American
>>220656439
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but them people who came back on the Artemis rocket? They’re not the same people who went up
>>220656463please tell me you're joking wtffff
back in the day did you lads scran smints or tic tacs?
>>220656477liquorice pellets
I like going to Thailand for the weather and the food but everyone assumes you’re a sex tourist if you travel there as a single man but the truth is I’m just not attracted to Thai lasses. Not racist, they just don’t do anything for me (neither do the men or the ladyboys before one of your says something)
>>220656439>>220656461Are you enjoying being outside europe britonnians?
>>220656471I know they look and sound like them but it’s not them. Something happened up there
>>220656497pretty sure holland is in europe last time i checked
>>220656495Going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not having a kebab
>>220656108Thought this guy was a typical mong fist at first but seen some clips of him and he's actually a based fist
>>220656477For me it was Pez
>>220656497I was 13 when brexit happened so I haven't noticed any difference in my life
>>220656495>I’m just not attracted to Thai lassesthis nigga gay
>>220656523refilling pez was too big of a pain in the assplus they're so chalky and have no flavourI'd rate them smints > pez > tic tacs
you just know when they went behind the moon for 40 minutes they tried shagging each other
>>220656516or like going to rorke's house and not having your willy sucked!!
>>220656495>the weatherisn't it very hot and always humid? not my idea of comfy
>>220656516Seems a bit gay
>>220656511Define europe
>>220656531no i get it, im not attracted to asian girls at all
>>220656541Umm xx
>>220656531If you’re into oompa loompa women
Chickswithdicks.com
the fact that thai women and ladyboys are somewhat difficult to tell apart is not a ringing endorsement of thai women
>>220656549a peninsula off the coast of asia
>>220656516I remember when I was 16 my older sister's friend was visiting and she said to had just been to Thailand and I asked her in front of my parents and sister if she had shagged a ladyboyI miss being a fearless little sperg isntead of a meek runt
>>220656549the purple and green countries
>>220656555Yep. I never got yellow fever. I do now see some East Asian girls as attractive (Japanese, Korean, Chinese) but South East Asians are still not my thing
>>220656597True
>>220656606they're primitive and alien looking
it's about mumshe's had her head kicked in
you wouldn't?
>>220656636asian trannards are so much better than western trannards
>>220656606i dont really take race into consideration for attractiveness, but i just wouldnt be with them regardless
People say never drink alone but I've never got into a fight or been accused of rape after drinking alone.
much you lads pay for IPTV?
>>220656676Looks a bit poofta, if you catch my drift.
>>220656685Shoulda quit 2nd time i pissed the bed but waking up in jail did the trick
>>220656636get yeh fookin cock out jeffree
>>220656689dont watch tv
>>2206566361. black pussy2. latinx pussy3. sea pussy4. yellow pussy4. dog pussy5. white pussy
>>220656709Done all these but dog
>>220656597How did you manage to produce this map so accurately and fast?
>>220656709I would autistically bust my nut inside of her in 3 seconds.
>>220656696yeah feel like this is some lovers tiff going on
>>220656717ive been around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvo80gbCYwEhow is bri'ish music so good
>>220656597should have edited portugal to be yellow or green
>>220656709>1. black pussybased alert based alert
naked & afraid, rorke’s first shag
>>220656730nobody cares about poortugal
>>220656676Looool went to uni with this lad
dem a cvp stain clot a wash now yeh? dysondem on a contrarotation one yeh?
>>220656729lola :D
>>220656742hundreds of millions of people around the world speak Portuguese
>>220656713You haven't lived lad!
>>220656746sup mouldie?u gud mouldie?
>>220656722Zaeyon is breakin hearts out there
>>220656755brazilian*
Ublock Origin and YouTube knocking lumps out of each other whilst I'm just trying to load a video. Will let them hash it out and come back in 10 mins
>>220656755Sovl
katy ear still ring from rapidtappy
>>220656755actually screamed when it panned to the dwarfkino country
yesterday morning 77kgThis morning 78.5kgWahey
>>220656780alri fatty
>>220656780Do a poo
>>220656775remember when you were erping with a man in his 30s yesterday lmao
>>220656786hey :(
Dwarf is very fit
It's simple - just depopulate the turd world
How about we depopulate YOU rorke
>Ricky Gervais has rescued 2,000 dogs used in cruel lab tests Hmm the same dogs that God chose to be tortured in labs, curious!
Might get into making airfix models to keep me off the drink. I would love to make a tiger tank
>>220656676
Depopulate deez nuts
Want to play a game and watch some movies but I'm supposed to be meeting some people today.
>>220656841what people
Business idea: fingering a lass, but with your willy.
>>220656676My city! :O
i once dated a midget
>>220656860That's called masturbation not dating
>>220656860Lucky
>>220656860I've known about ten different male midgets in my 30 something years of life but never encountered a female
>>220656852Some friends. Didn't want to admit I had any here.
>>220656597Not about the size is it? Small and pert beats big and saggy
>>220656886Were any of those lads happy or grumpy?
>>220656841isnt like 6 am up there
>>220656886Those were hobbits man not midgets
what is youtube recommending mewho is "The Master Thug"
>>220656860tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
Cameron Diaz in The Mask mogs Sydney Sweeney
sir rosenior ipad on table facetime katy sipping coffee in milan rn
>>220656930we were engaged at some point
>>220656944sup crodie u gud?
Anyone want to buy a house off me?
Ziedberg even less comprehensible than usual I see
>>220656907the ones who could walk were fairly jollythe one in a wheelchair was a grumpy dick headthough I think that guy wasn't technically a midget and had brittle bones that made him look like one (he was really short and fat and his legs were all twisted and wrong)
Sup Cody
>>220656954sure do you take cash
>>220654698>Think of a song>It shows up on my youtube recommendedUgh thanks mossad, I guess
>>220656929Hope you enjoyed my video lad.
nuke shot from a howitzer
>>220656955I hope he's finally slipping into psychosis and dementia.
>think of your mum>she shows up on my doorstepthanks sir keir starmer
>>220656978Theyre doing this to my bollocks thursday
jeez codes whyd ya give me a charley horse
>>220656978my pisser when shitting out a kidney stone
mad how yung lean's real name is leandoer
>>220656971Yeah
>someone quoted a typo I made and attached a photo of Bradley Welsh laughing
Brave Six going dark*tac knifes rorke*
Not a sponsorship I'd want to take if I were a youtuber.
poo frog
>>220656955>>220656980don't think he was all that sane to begin with
>>220657052i'd shill anything me
>>220657052you dont wear pants?
>>220657052fallout 4 wasn't that bad
>>220657062s
>>220657062
>>220656903now here's a man who knows a thing or two about tits
poo wog
>>220657062harry potter once scranned one of these
love that love that
>>220656903if she doesnt have massive udders that i can milk while shes standing on all fours im not interested
>>220657109omds he's still playing and didn't give up after September
>>220657022cuteteefreminds me i need to bin this new sensodyne i got. swear its making my teeth worse
>>220657121If I stop playing my brother wins
>>220657104what a cohencidence as i'm currently reading harry potter
Um what’s she doing in LA…. Compton maybe…?
lorde sex arse
We at /brit/ are just a bunch of gorgeous women
eating an egg with a bagel
>>220657163tits or gtfo
Asian women need BWC
the lads
A/S/L?
>>220657163bestie you are so fucking right
rorke be advised biomass is oscar mike towards your location recommend extreme vigilance over
Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs
>>220657109good for youI've had the worst season of my life and not bothering anymore desu
>>220657180sc
>Behold, the embodiment of American rot, shoved into an ill fitting suit. The sleeves of a con man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a pig, the racism of a klansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, the ignorance of a barstool drunk and the greed of a hedge fund tycoon. Arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism. Stupidity exalted as common sense. Greed passed as ambition. Cruelty sold as toughness. The personification of American corruption, spray painted orange and paraded around like a prize hog at a county fair.
>>220657175Der Juden
the UK's white British population has actually been declining (in raw numbers) since at least 2001
sir rosenior, baron of wandsworth
Just did my 2nd wank of the night. Havent done that in years. The mutilated knob hurts and burns got friction burns... no foreskin you see.
>>220657146i get the feeling that pottersmut12's real name is desiree
>>220657175more like jewdas
>>220657176think of a bee, you are its kneeswont you come round tuesday please
>>220657180Copy that Chud Six, loaded for bear, over.
*kisses my biceps*
>>220657208ohayo mouldie!! >u<
>>220657197>>Behold, the embodiment of American rot, shoved into an ill fitting suit. The sleeves of a con man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a pig, the racism of a klansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, the ignorance of a barstool drunk and the greed of a hedge fund tycoon. Arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism. Stupidity exalted as common sense. Greed passed as ambition. Cruelty sold as toughness. The personification of American corruption, spray painted orange and paraded around like a prize hog at a county fair.
a world without them
>>220657224roar
>ay tone this is Jesus a friend of ours
Like Springsteen born to run - the /brit/ thread
>>220657210use lube
to sad abt spurs to post proply
it's really funny that ziedbelg and heatherpedo are two adult white men presumably in their 30s who spend most evenings roleplaying as black men together on 4chan
Mum just sent me this
>>220657266de zerbi will keep you up la x
Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.
>>220657202Wowwww just over 1 million in more than 20 years WOWWWW
>>220657289bet she lost her virginity on set
netanyahu lebanese land sale -> spurs cash injection
>>220657297sup crodiewill u be on again later to rp?
>>220657202we are all leaving the plantation for greener pastures
>>220657296bet
>>220650987janny on a mad one tonight
>>220657266hope they go down. couldn't happen to a nicer club x
>>220657320nah i mean with one of the boys like dean thomas or lee jordan
love the spurs. wemby is a phenom
looking forward to seeing poor innocent horses be tortured, exploited, and killed at aintree today?
Britain not fully depopulating India when it had the chance is probably the greatest failure of the empire and just shows why Christianity/capitalism/liberalism are cancerous.
>>220657253No im not a big wank man, dont want wank tools. Just got a nice grip of the protos cheeks today and could tell she'd be keen so it's got me going.
>>220657344no mate. but I will enjoy the horse racing
they rapidly…? oh the bulbosity of it all
it's mad how the secret of human happiness was just to let harv, andy, jeff and bill shag whenever they wanted
>>220657202Leftypol jumping for joy
horse racing is awful since it's beloved by both chavs and tarqs
>>220657344Every year.
Fuck me it's dark and depressing today, mid april ffs it's like January out there
>>220657357so you assaulted a woman. good luck in jail idiot
>>220657373correct. it's just middle class lefties who whine about it
>>220657359LOLcrodie will u be on to rp later?
>>220657213its a bit shocking how many women write underage pedo stories about chidren
>>220657388you don't even have spring, can grim shitain get any worse?
diego on the dance floor at bloc shuffling around like that video of keir starmer playing five a side
>>220657415LOLcrodie will u be on to rp later? im ready if u are
Don't support tottenham but I think they are unfairly bullied desu and it likely stems from a cadre of Arsenal fans existing in the news media who have successfully and quietly positioned them as a loser club.
>>220657408would you rather have them act out their fantasies?
reading flat earth facebook groups. revealing demonstration of cult psychology
Need a more active hobby. Right now I mostly have movies and live music. Any suggestions?
>>220657419why are you even here if you don't like us
>>220657432would rather have them kill themselves to be desu
>>220657419It was 25C and sunny a couple of days ago mate
>>220657429arsenal fans are all black and brown
very bright and sunny in devon right now !!
>>220657438have you tried sports?nba playoffs are coming up
>>220657438hiking club
hope everyone except for the agents of the great satan have a great weekend
>>220657441cant have everything lad
>>220657447rorke when he hasn't mentioned someone's race in 5 minutes:
>>220657458don't think he's going to go from inactive to nba player in time for the playoffs m8
got the frasier on
Seen that clip of the literal chudjak having a melty on Ring cam? Genuinely the funniest thing of 2026 so far.
>Chud Base, this is Chud Team Six, how copy? Over.>Chud Team Six you've got hostile biomass moving towards you, bearing 080, over.>Roger that Chud Base, requesting close air support, over.>Negative, Chud Team Six, all allied air support is currently oscar mike to the Troon Front, over.
>>220657458I'm too late for that. I was busy playing videogames during the Jordan era.>>220657473I do like going for walks. Not sure if there are any near me.
>>220657496absolutely insane. Rumour is he got catfished to some randoms house and had a melty
do you think you've ever seen another /brit/ poster in real life
>>220657496reckon it's fake me. either a skit or ai. nothing interesting on the internet is real now.
>>220657438Bouldering, easy and riddled with autists. There's one lad at the place I go who has a full Deadpool outfit tracksuit that he wears, I think he goes with his sister who has perfect tits.
nobody:arsenal fans:
>>220657473they must already be mates. No way you'd get that lucky joining a random group
>>220657473zesty foden
>>220657496link it then
>>220657495>Glenn and Corbett committed their final and most publicized murder on July 1, 1975. Glenn, Corbett, and two other men, Larry Dunn and Eric McLeod, decided to rob aRed Lobsterrestaurant, located on South Academy Boulevard. They left without any money. An employee of the restaurant, 18-year-old Karen Grammer, was waiting for her boyfriend to finish work.[2]Thinking she may be able to identify them, the four men kidnapped her.>After robbing aconvenience store, the men took Grammer to the apartment they shared, where they repeatedlyrapedher. They promised to take Grammer home, but instead put a cloth over her head, then drove her to amobile home parkon South Wahsatch Avenue. Glenn, who according to courttestimonyby Larry Dunn, had takenLSD,[2]stabbed Grammer in the throat, back and hand, and left her to die. However, this testimony has been disputed. Glenn accepted responsibility for his involvement, but said Dunn was supposed to release Grammer and had asked him to help untie her. There was a struggle and Glenn said he could not recall what happened next since he was on drugs at the time. Corbett said Dunn was the one who had actually stabbed Grammer.[1]>In an attempt to save herself, Grammer ran toward the back porch of a nearby home, but the homeowners were not present. She died at the property, leaving bloody hand and fingerprints where she tried to reach the doorbell.[3]For a week, police were unable to determine who she was until her roommate at the time called to report her missing, and her older brother, actorKelsey Grammer, subsequently identified her.[2]
>>220657496already got posted in this thread>>220657021
Incel Command this is Chud Team Two, requesting Predator strike on the clownworld bunker, over.
>>220657507was waiting to cross road other day and as a car went past the front passenger, female, made direct eye contact and smiled at me. That never happens and I don't think I had jam or egg on my face at the time. Curious
nobody:literally nobody:rorke: arsenal fans are all black and brown
>>220657544whyd they kill ruby granger
>>220657507I've shagged a few.
>>220657548i was the one who asked the least you could do is give me a (you). ignorant bitch
>>220657544 Hey baby, my dad and sis were murderedAnd now I do hate the blacksQuite rightlyAnd maybe I seem a bit racistYeah maybe, but I got you libs!Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha-Hah!But I don't know what to do with those damned darkies and feral blacksThey're coonin' again
>>220657473imagine the smell
>>220657514>his sister who has perfect titsWhere's this?
>>220657578LOLcrodie will u be on to rp later? the gherkin is calling LOL
Rorke will criticise yank food but my brother in Christ have you TRIED a peanut butter and honey sandwich?!
Right, let's get our pasty white asses out of bed and get the brekkie made, yes? OK.
>>220657507pretty sure i was in stamford bridge with mousenonce last month
>>220657507saw diego shaking his pasty whiteboy ass in the club last night
>>220657571
>>220657586rorke likes yanksthere is a group of 2 or 3 rorkes who fantasize about moving to america and talk about how yanks are so much richer and live better than their fellow countrymen in the uk
what if frodo put the ring on his cock lol
>>220657630no difference whatsoever
what if you gave a medieval peasant a big macdo you think he would consider it good scran
>>220657630I mean it would probably feel good but like evil y'know? Like shooting up meth into your cock or something.
>>220657645yes
>>220657630I'd suck it off
>>220657645yeah they probably only got meat once a year
thinking about all the incredibly autistic things i did as a child without realising they were weird at the time
gollum used the ring for gooning, it's an allegory
gollum was defo wanking to fish in that cave :/
hook nosed, international, jewish finance capitalists? Not a fan tbqh lads
did you lot get banned or summat
nobody:literally nobody:
>>220657683Right, get this guy debanked and banned from the internet NOW
MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY KIDS FROM METHEN THEY CLOSED MY BANK ACCOUNT
>>220657720>>220657720
>>220657713Nigga Heil Hitler
>>220657645King Henry VIII would eat Maccas, KFC, Domino's every day if he were magically transported here.
>>220657473anyone know what hill this is
>>220657825Lord Hereford's Knob
>>220657646Sounds like when I did mephedrone and spent 12 hours wanking
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