koaler edition
rip ronnie pickering
Wonder if the new michael jackson film has a scene where he shines a torch up a little boy's arsehole
don’t even read most posts on 4chan i just like the silly pictures
...
got a date in highgate later. bit nervous. will probably drink too much and make an idiot of myself.
I am currently positioned in an exceptionally long queue at the post office.
>>220657743!!!
>>220657720This is literally me
>>220657758right at the front of the queue one can only assume
American airmen based at RAF Rorke.
it's so stupid that car guys have to called the boot a door just to signal that they're car guys
>>220657758Last time I was in the post office it was the same and when I was about half way through the queue one of the workers just closed his position and went home
>>220657743>>220657759adorable
>>220657805old
they should invent a thing that's between food and drink
>>220657821called yoghurt
>>220657821yoghurt innit
>>220657831i.e. slop
>>220657821wouldn’t that be jelly
thë humble diacritic
Got a gf who's absolutely perfect for me in terms of personality but I'm just not that attracted to her physically. She's not even bad looking, solid 6/10, I just have very high standards that I don't even meet myself. Dunno what to do. Hope she'll get more attractive in a year or two desu
>>220657840>>220657831actually it's soup you mongos
Just walked through a door
Glamorous and well budgeted 2000s european porn productions were just the best weren't theyModern goonslop is awful
>>220657831>>220657840sorry didn't realise i was posting with the yoghurt boys x
>>220657852think you’re retarded
>>220657857not its own category of food though is it its just a combination of foods. Would be like calling a blended sandwich a food drink.
>>220657821milkshake innit
>post about yoghurt>greek instantly shows uphmm
>>2206578662010s was the peak
going a little bit mental
>>220657743>>220657759
>>220657914he must be very well trained to sit there all day
Buying drugs on darkweb again aren't I?
Today, Yuka passed away. Thank you all for being so kind to her until now. In the end, she was calm and without pain, at a level of consciousness where she could still respond to words, and I was able to tell her that I love her. I'm glad we were able to get married. She was the best woman.
>>220657937grow up
we fly highno lieyou know this
ballin'
How concerned should I be if I just got a little electric shock off the kitchen tap?
perfect body
>>220657971you wearing crocs?
you don't eat or drink yogurt, it's something in between
>>220657980not sure why people like this tattoo so much
>>220657980name? would love to piss on her
i'm a jestermaxxed heightmogged trucel
>>220657992olive branch of peace between white people and blacks basically means shes BBC only
>>220658018?are you autistic?
>>220657866You'll never see girls as fit as they were doing naughty things on camera again, a moment in time.
browsing /v/ again
Well, I strolled in late where the neon hums low,Velvet smoke curling like a midnight glow,There’s a crodie in the room, something grand, something tall It’s the bulbosity, baby, the bulbosity of it all.See the batons gleam with a rounded delight,Swingin’ soft arcs in the hush of the night,Not too sharp, no the just a gentleman’s call,With the bulbosity, oh the bulbosity of it all.And the katies snap the oh, they snap so sweet,Like a high-hat kiss with a syncopated beat,Crisp as champagne when the corks recall,The snappiness, yeah, the snappiness of it all.We’re living high at the Gherkin lounge tonight,Where the gold runs deep and the mood sits right,Yardie laughter bouncing off mirrored walls It’s opulence, darling, the finest of calls.Silk ties loosen and the stories grow bold,Every whispered secret feels dipped in gold,There’s a curve to the rhythm, a swell to the thrall,The bulbosity… yes, the bulbosity of it all.
>>220658031not good that
>>220658032lol sup crodie will u be ready to rp later?
Chagos deal fell throughwat nau
>Ban OnlyFans>Normalise prostitution >Legalise brothels>Only allow amateur and well made artistic porn from kino European studios
>>220658007https://www.instagram.com/bridempseyy/
loud bang at the door and it was the fit postwoman and i had to get out of bed pull a shirt and trousers on and run to the door in my bare feet stinking of booze and scared the shit out of her
>>220658050Basically the sexual economy should be Germany & the Czech Republic in 2006.
just seen a ufo fly over my house
>>220657720
>>220657720>>220657743>>220657743>>220657759Post more
browsing /sci/ and /pol/ to get their takes on Artemis II
>>220658082that was my arse mate. sorry about that
be brave my sweet sugarplum
insane how GOATed CoD Modern Warfare 2 was
>>220658062How old is she?Eye and hair color?
>>220657870I probably would have said the same thing a few years ago too, and assumed that if she's perfect for you on a personality level you'll learn to love everything else too. But if the attraction isn't there, it isn't there
>>220658071Basiert
What are you supposed to do when a download is stuck at 100%
>>220657743cheeky lil fella. had a koala toy when I was a kid
>>220657931australian animals are different like that
>>220658124probably 26 dyed red hair brown eyes i should ask her if she wants to come in for a cup of tea and a rape
Oh they want the BYC (big yank cock)
>Total AI Death>Total Crytocurrency Death>Total Cloud-computing Death>Total Windows Deathmy moderate positions on computing/gaming
has anyone sussed out what was happening in this video yet
>>220658174Are these types interested in swarthy med men of moderate means and a life in a squalid balkan shithole 65km from the nearest beach
>>2206581142009 after school and all weekend playing mw2 with a load of likeminded lads. the memory of it is one of the only lights in my life
postwoman rushing to finish her round frantically knocking on doors to finally go home shower and meet up with cronemtimmy interpreting her knocking as sexual interest? LOL
>>220658224sup mouldie
>>220658194shes a postie im sure shes been round the block a few times
>>220658114>>220658218I too remember mw2 being the goat but at one point I switched to mw3 because I was fond of the maps there like Hardhat and Underground and Resistance
Wow I love AI
red pesto on my shopping list
gonna scran some 2 minute noodles and some red bull then play some age of empires 3, as the British of course, and roleplay colonizing foreign lands and slaughtering natives like the good old days
Insane how awful the development of the internet has been since the mid 2000s>age verification>AI>cryptocurrency>IndiansJust non-stop kikery
>>220658259nice? fellow m&s bull?
>>220658114>>220658218Unreal timesRiot shield pissboiling in S&D with the ladsIf we had six of us we'd just choose a room to hide in each round and line every doorway with explosives, people used to get so fucking mad hahahaaThe laughs, the memories, all distant now
>>220658257the lo-fi late night city vibe is such a coal-coded thing now, I bet Elon loves that kind of thing still
>>220658273never reply to me
>>220658302never pretend to be me again
I hate this sort of thing so much. I hate everyone who likes it
Any of you ever wished you joined the army?
>>220658302asda wasteman LOL
>>220658311not a Zogbot so no
>>220658278A lot of the classic YouTube videos from that era are still up.It's insane seeing how long ago they were uploaded...
>>220658311no im not a mong
>>220658315you post all day about interracial child rape
Jesus Christ new girlboss at toil is emailing me on a fucking saturday morning
I basically try to keep my technology to 2000s and early 2010s level>no social media>only play old games>no streaming>only use imageboards, forums and youtube
>>220658351medals in the fax
>>220658348ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A GEN Z BOSS
>>220658351how is youtube not social mediait's literally called youtube
>>220658348just ignore it lol
pigeonberg on the big tree outsideslightly windy so the branches are bouncing violently, but pigeonberg is unfazed as he sits on the branch with ease
>>220658244KEK
Watching kpop demon hunters and eating kimchi pork rice
sup postie
oh god the micks back
>>220658418nice one
>>220658321>>220658327Does look cool tho
>>220658394IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROWWOULD YOU STILL REMEMBER ME?
>>220658434nah they're just kike thugs lad
>>220658434no it doesnt hope this helps
>>220658422all literal slop for babies
>>220658422Skyrim was never good
most dangerous part of artemis was getting in a helicopter
>>220658422games i've played from this list in order of how much i like them>rdr2>skyrim>witcher 3>cyberpunk>re4>mgs>batman arkham city
>>220658386Well yeah, of course I'm not even reading it. it's more the optics of emailing on Saturday. Literally no one is so busy they have to do that sort of thing unless they are an exec. It's pathetic and performative.
>>220658422this is awful
might get the old proverbial PS3 out
Should probs get a shop in desu
>>220658422Cyber punk 1 Rdr2 2Don’t care for the rest of those I’ve never played them
normally i'd do my washing on a saturday morning but i have monday off so i'm going to leave it until tomorrow
bulbosity of it all…
>>220658422skyrim is a terrible fucking game
>>220658422Video games have been so awful since 2010, the only good things are remakes and remastered from when video games were good, which was 2001 to 2009
>>220658422not played any of them
You can keep these asinine soliloquies in your head
>>220658534no it's not it's great
>>220658508You'll have the rest of time off when you meet me in a dark alley you fucking mug
>>220658535mad how things were better when you were a child and happy isnt it
if you use AI in any form, you are fundamentally browncoded
Can't decide what to make for dinner tomorrowEither get a little pork joint and roast it up with crispy crackling and then turn the rest into pulled pork in the week, or funnily enough I've got a real hankering to make a lovely old fashioned and rich spaghetti & meatball pasta and freeze the rest of it. Just not hugely sunday is it. What do you think lads?
tek ? tek x
>>220658351social media is a very 2000's and early 2010's thingeveryone was on facebook at that time, now i dont know anyone that still has a profile
>>220658586i couldn't care less what you dohope this helps
>>220658586Does this look like Saturday kitchen ?
>>220658557Yeah, then the 2008 financial crash happened and changed how video game companies operatedGTA IV was better than GTA V, which was a shard card gambling simOblivion was better than Skyrim, which was a dull grey soulless ugly broken monstrosity that they rereleased 20 timesHalo 3 was the peak of gaming and Halo 4 was miserableIt was all because of 2008
>>220658572I use AI to code boolean for me at work and it saves literal hours. It has changed my life.
>>220658572Based. Fuck twitter ads and fuck Elon Musk.
>>220658608well i think gta5 is better than gta4 and skyrim is better than oblivion so what now
>>220658608i never played halo until last year when i played the master chief collection. theyre all boring repetitive dogshit and you should take your nostalgia goggles off
2008mong
>>220658608obongo became president tooCOINCIDENCE?
on the sofa with the simpsons on the telly and sucking on a covfefe. good bit of the weekend this.
halo is a very yankish video game
sir rosenior literally type of crodie to give his biscoff to the child passenger next to him on ba flight :)
>>220658652Season and episode?
>>220658653CODY COME PLAY HALO AT MINE MY MOM GOT PIZZA AND MOUNTAIN DEW
>>220658660dunno it looks like one of the new shit ones desu but i only have it as comfy background while i shitpost
Why is he obsessed with Rosenior now?
>>220658273getting dat Autograph x
>nah they're just kike thugs lad
Gnarly! Somebody went!
>>220658422woke redemption 2 at the top lmao
>>220658731yeah people don't care if games are "woke" if they're good
>>220658633>i think gta5 is better than gta4 and skyrim is better than oblivion so what nowThat just means you've got awful taste and no sense at all. There's no way a sensible person could think GTA V and Skyrim were better than GTA IV and Oblivion. That's like preferring Halo 4 to Halo 3 or the star wars sequels to the star wars prequels. It's just objectively wrong
>>220658637>i never played halo until last year when i played theThen you're a weirdo who missed out on the most important video game series of all time when it was new. Your 20 years too late opinion doesn't matter
>>220658681Same, coffee, off this weekend, listening to Witchfinder General. Good music, rightwing lads though.
>>220658686looking smart yeh? x
>>220658766skyrim being better than oblivion isn't even a slightly controversial opinion it sold better reviewed better and is still played by orders of magnitude more people
>>220658653Halo 3 sold 1.3m copies in the UK
>>220658652"covfefe" was never intended to mean "coffee", it was intended to mean "coverage". He was trying to write "press coverage".
>>220658783theyre shit mate shitty old slop games and cod was/is objectively far bigger than halo
>>220658810get all of them raped
Doing an Esoterica watch. This guy is NOT a Jew btw, he’s a white guy from the South.
>>220658798looking sharp and fresh x
boring isn't it, just staying in posting on /brit/ with your life
I deserve to live in a trailer in bumfuck Arkansas
It's going to be the spaghetti & meatballs lads
>>220658810ynnynnyynynyyn
>>220658880Why's he got a kippah on then is it for some esoteric reason
>LittleBigPlanet 1 and 2>Killzone 2>inFamous 1, 2 and Festival of Blood>Resistance 1, 2 and 3>Uncharted 1, 2 and 3>Last of Us>Motorstorm>Motorstorm Pacific Ridge>MGS4>Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction>Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time>Gran Turismo 5 and 6Can we admit the PS3 was GOATed?
>>220658802>it sold betterOff the hype of Oblivion>reviewed bettermeaningless and also untrue>and is still played by orders of magnitude more peopleIt's a newer game that has been rereleased many timesSkyrim is worse than Oblivion in every way. It looks worse, the story is awful, it has fewer gameplay features like spells, dragons are just shit. The entire community exists solely around mods because the actual "vanilla" game is soulless and empty. Skyrim is basically an empty canvas that people make their own game on, it's not a good game in itself whatsoever>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been released or re-released roughly 8 to 9 major times since its 2011 debut, though some, such as on Quora, cite up to 15+ versions or, according to Facebook users, 17 releases if including minor port updates across three console generationsfucking hell
>>220658849
>>220658897those fat meth addicted nonces who live in paedo only trailer parks in backwater kentucky have a far better life than me
might have some coleslaw
I wish I didn't have a heart to love you
Arguing about videogames in your undies get a life
seeing AKIRA today
I’m here if anyone needs a chat or someone to talk to x
>>220658923hate it when people claim the snes and n64 had better games than modern games consoles those games were SHIT the graphics were SHIT the gameplay was SHIT
>>220658926>>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been released or re-released roughly 8 to 9 major times since its 2011 debut, though some, such as on Quora, cite up to 15+ versions or, according to Facebook users, 17 releases if including minor port updates across three console generations>fucking hellwho's laughing now
>>220658918He’s a convert to Kabbalah which is Jewish mysticism and esotericism but he’s ethnically a WASP.
>>220658926>review scores are meaningless when discussing how good a game istell me more
um do any of you want to go and see jeff waynes war of the worlds live with me in october no worries if not x
What does ethnically a wasp mean. It’s all caps so I assume it’s an acronym?
>>220658945i'm in my joggers and a hoodie and under a blanket
Youtube premium is £16 a month. Thats insane
>>220658608>>220658633>>220658766The whole "GTA 4 is better than GTA 5" thing is the flagship opinion of 4chan contrarian nerds who like to think they're so much smarter than everybody else.
>>220658981women against state pension inequality
doing a VERY spicy poo. hot hot hot!
pro-tip: giving oral to prostitutes makes them like you
>>220658926Oblivions story is retarded
>>220658923based Motorstorm: Pacific Rift enjoyer. i was literally just playing it, but put on Red Dead Redemption 1.PS3 was GOATED
>>220658981White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
>>220659002no that would be waspi. wasp is women against state pensions.
>>220658981Wet ArSe Pussy
pro-tip: giving strokies to kittens makes them like you
>>220658858You missed out on Halo so you don't have a clue. cod is literally the definitive slop series of all time. Halo is the most important and influential video game series of all time. Cod is fifa with guns. Activision junk for genuine retardsHalo 3 sold more than MW
>>220659018You fackin' cheat!
>>220658981type of angry bee
>>220658981It's this: >>220659022>>220659002That's WASPI, something different
can't believe i'm having a serious game discussion with someone who thinks halo is the most important video game series of all time
>>220658996gta v is objectively better than iviv is a terrible game, it received plenty of valid criticism at the timebut those people moved on to better games, while the rabid fans stuck around
>>220659038can tell youre on the verge of tears posting this lmao
RDR1 mogs RDR2 so hard it's not even funny
>>220659038>not including PS3 sales of MWYou're not very smart are you. I say this is as someone who likes Halo
>>220658981wet arse stinky pussy. it's a porn category
>>220659038
>>220659064feels a bit like a tech demo when playing it these days
cod4 onlinekids today couldn't hack the bants in the lobbythose were the daysbad company 2 as well, now that was a game
>>220658996No it's the opinion of people who were old enough to play GTA IV at the time. GTA IV free mode is better than anything in GTA V. The entire V multiplayer was based around "heists", it took literal years for them to get it working, and the entire online system is designed to get you buying shark cardsYou literally can't even commit gta against other players in gta online because they can lock their cars
not long now til i start drinking
im a real life 1999 boomer
Yo add my gamertag: xXxNiGgAkIlLeR666xXx
>>220659038cod was the best selling game of 2007 overall though you disingenuous toad
>>220659042*shoots you to death in a duel*
>>220659059>>220659082I'm just giving you facts and figures. You shouldn't still be crying about Halo after all these years>>220659077Halo 3 wasn't on PS3 so the comparison is meaningless
>>220659119The only thing disingenuous is comparing a single console game to a multi console game. More people on xbox bought halo than mw. That's what counts
might get these shortssays theye unisex
halomong is on the ropes
>>220659147yeah they're running shorts
>>220659147thye look a bit gay
>>220659099I was late teens / early twenties around the time of GTA 4 and GTA 5. I think I prefer 5, although they're both very good. I just think you get a loud crowd on 4chan (and other internet places) shouting about how they prefer 4 to 5, perhaps because of nostalgia goggles, or because they just dislike the fact that more normies have played 5 because it was more popular.
>>220659147the so called gay pornography fit
Starting a parody bbc6 flavour of the month band called "wet egg"Will mostly sing songs about breakfast
going to play some dave the diver x
almost time for my wee
guys wait till i get a 1000cc bike im gonna get so much pussy
Protestant isn’t a ethnicity
halo combat evolved was kino splitscreen with your mates maybe second only to goldeneyehalo 2 was pure kino online and cod was never even closehalo 3 I played less than 2 but it was still great
>can't make spells in Skyrim>can't commit gta in GTA V>can't use a plasma rifle or play as an elite in Halo 4
>>220659226>>220659226the very first mission in gta5 is committing gta
>>220658923Gran Turismo 5 & 6 were really disappointing and I say that as a GT fanboy who has played since the first one
Watching the Michael Jackson episode of the Simpsons. Gonna have the Lisa it's your birthday song stuck in my head for the foreseeable
>>220659169You missed out on the most important and influential video game series of all time that literally everyone else played and loved. You're out in the cold
>>220659224just dont like the ttk in halo does my head in
>>220659249ok
>>220659221white anglosaxon is. protestant is a sub category you dumb cunt. kys
>>220659255what has halo influenced
>>220659099only baby ducks that imprinted on iv as their first shootey game prefer that turd of a game over everything wlsepeople that were actually adults have ALWAYS preferred san andreas over that drap garbageiv isnt even a gta game, it plays like some david cage bullshit
>>220659256Get the shotgun and kill niggas in one shot
>>220657720lads ive been turned into a shark with a black and decker drill bit nose send help before i start burrowing to the nearest spoons
>>220659242>missiongta online
>>220659094
>>220659255mario is more important by orders of magnitude
Got one of those DNA tests done, turns out I’m catholic.
>>220659268The entire FPS genre and pop culture>>220659273This discussion is about IV vs V not san andreas you retard
We at /brit/ say: our official colour is seafoam green
orders of magnitude mong loves his orders of magnitude
>>220659256*noob combos you*
>>220659284well that's not gta5
got up to the mission with the crackhead guy in gtav and uninstalled that goyslop was boring as hell
>>220659301>The entire FPS genre and pop cultureany examples?
>>220659301and im judging iv ex tunc you stupid mong
battlefield more like scattlefield
Don’t really play video games me. Sometimes jam Fortnite when I’m bored but just don’t really connect with modern games. Loved the ps2 as a kid tho
Man it sure is entertaining to read retards arguing about their favourite video game
munching some pringles
fighting over computer games is it? grow up
>>220659333/brit/ doesn't exist for your entertainment and you'll just have to come to terms with that
mad how discord became a nonce’s wet dream
>>220659353that's why there's so many trannies on there
Halo 3? They best rename that shit to GAYlo 3!
Not a fan of the swedish poster saying ‘nonce’ it’s clearly not in his vocabulary
>>220659174>twhy>>220659186why
>>220659363gaylo pee
>>220659346I enjoy this gimmick
>>220659359it’s utterly bizarre, got a youtube recommendation on some bloke doing exposés on these servers and it’s right out in the open how is it allowed, how are they not getting sued 24/7 over this shite
>>220659377its what gay pornographers wear
>>220659390link?
ol mate thought he was getting a shag then she revealed she had a bf so he let her go
>>220659316Gta online is gta v online
>>220659399i see
>>220659359>that's why there's so many trannies on thereall with anime avatars and constantly spamming frogs it's almost like frogposts and animeposts are a dog whistle for nonces...
discord is good for talking to your friends on
>>220659400…why?
Anyone want to link up and do some arts and crafts together?
>>220659323>Halo revolutionised FPS games on consoles by popularising mechanics that CoD eventually adopted, such as regenerating health (shields) and a two-weapon limit>entries like Infinite Warfare (2016) drew heavy criticism and comparisons to Halo for their futuristic settings, space combat, and designs that some fans felt "ripped off" Halo aesthetics, such as dropships resembling the PelicanTesla cybertruck is based on the warthogThe White House keeps putting out Halo related videos even in 2026
East Asian women are literally gagging for BWC
>>220659446see>>220658653
>>2206594494chan users be normal about race challenge
the results are in and theres big things happening in the balkans
>>220659449mental how fit they are
>>220659350Incorrect and I shan't
>>220659455see>>220658813
mad how Eastern Europe puts raw onion in aspic and it's held up as sovl and bvsed by 4chan
day 1 of my wigger journey
>>220659495>>220659495>>220659495
Can't even begin to fathom the kind of person who would drive a Tesla Cybertruck and think, 'yeah'
>>220659498mad how they love aspic but gag at the sight of jellied eels
