Halo is the most important video game of all time edition
are rare wojaks in?
>>220659495https://halome.nu/you'll love this
just thought yeah
>>220659528yeah?
Halo CE is the greatest FPS of all time and arenafags can only cope and seethe.
why not take this opportunity to blow up your local tesco
>>220659526arr arrrrr arr arrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrr
>>220659439just link
rorke doing a little happy dance
>>220659555im just about at my limit
>>220659555It's your beloved dolescum haunts Lidl and Aldi who have proven they will be doing this actually Already do in Germany
>>220659495Halo ruined shooters with regenerative health
>>220659526I only ever played the Master Chef Collection
Being born in or around 1996 basically makes you a kingAll the elderly millennials before you call Halo "babys first fps" because you weren't playing Doom in the early 90's like they didAll the gen zs after you call you unc because you're not playing fortnite and using your parents cards to buy lootboxes and shark cards like they do
>Master Chef Collection
>>220659555Insane levels of kikery
>>220659593why would you think lidl and aldi would be immune from criticisms of late capitalism
>>220659526imagine missing out on this
>>220659555imagine if sir price reducer got onto this rather than kvetching for gods chosen people or banning wankathons
My political ideology is basically Aryan Socialism
>>220659611>Bill Gates>in a post ultimately downplaying Doom MONG MONG MONG NOW HERE COMES THE BACKPEDAL!
african niggas can get a sack of rice and flour and vegetables for 5 cents why cant i do that
>>220659651lol innitDoom 95 directly led to Half Life and the existence of Steam
>>220659651bill gate gave that copy of the game away because it would've cost him more to sell it for money
>>220659645mines hitlerian gay pornism
>>220659595>noo you must spend all your time searching for health
>>220659611Early 90s is actually the optimum time to be bornYou got to experience the last of pre-internet society as a young child and you understand what the old world was like. But you aren't a stupid Gen X cringelord or a boomer.
>>220659555hotels and airlines already do this so I don't see the problem. don't buy your food at peak times
>>220659651>>220659658>>220659663Nobody is "downplaying doom" you blind elderly millennials just noting that you'd have to be incredibly old to keep up the babys first fps nonsense
we love the asian women don't we folks
No mental, piss, poo, lad in this threadWhat went wrong?
>>220659695>tattoonope
>>220659695Sculpted for BWC
>>220659695Quite like the non-nude Chinese porn like Beautyleg and Xiuren desu
>>220659699Poo Seoul
>>220659524
>>220659711how do you do non nude porn
>>220659682good post I wish we could go back
>>220659611Based 96 chad
I'm pooing, I'm farting
I was born in 1992 at the height of the year 1992
right well the cats just jumped up in front of the bloody tellyFUCKING MOOOOOOVE i'm trying to watch house md you drippy twat
>>220659776The sweltering summer of '92
Sent god flying that Ricky fella did
boring arsenal on early kickoff won't even be a good matchy for it nobody wants to watch that
>>220659790Post cat
>>220659822/sp/ is shit. Hasn't been good for about 10 years
>>220659822The exciting match is tomorrowSunderland putting 7 past the Yids LOL can't wait!
>>220659820
>>220659823
>>220659776almost 4 decades on this planet and still in the lads gc proper grandad behaviour
Can't decide!!!!! Boxing or SNL UK tonight
>>220659969ffs
my bulb wasn't working so I got a new one but seems like the fixture itself is broken so that's annoying
>>220659969grim bum
bitch got a cuboid for a arris
>>220659526Only had a playstation but was absolutely seething with jealousy when Halo 3 came out. Used to go round a family friend's house to play his xbox and completed Halo and Halo 2 at sleepovers round his. He later wound up molesting me which put a slight dampener on things and I stopped going round his (didn't grass though)
>>220659999maybe the second bulb was also broken and replacing the fixture would be a follybest off to buy another bulb and try that one
>>220659969
>>220659682Prefer early 80s. Was there for the video games, was there to enjoy the last days of a mobile free society, when playing in the street was an every day norm and the arrival of the internet
English style gardens are so supetior to italian style gardens it's not even a contest>>220660028Where did you find this picture of my gf???
>>220660106so true
>>220660130corr nice one deano son that's lush that
please visit my website
>>220660106Can't argue with that
>>220660096could still see 16 year olds getting their chebs out in the sun on page 3 too
>>220660130just needs a buddha statue to round it all off
why am i fat rather than lovely and skinny
>>220659929they eating
what were with the monkeys in that robbie williams film then
>>220660184thighs sexo
looks like i’m leasing an electric car lads, get state-funded bennies (£180/month) and potentially £1800 upfrontnever drove an electric car before, never leased before either lol
>>220660224ever made a good post?
>>220660224Do you... ho ho haaa... do you- haaaaa... do you have to eh he he heee... do you have to BUILD IT YOURSELF!! AAAAAAAAAAA
>A 27-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of murder following the death of Finbar Sullivan who was stabbed to death in Primrose Hill.wtf is a 27 year old fully grown man doing cheffing kids up with the mandemget a clue matepathetic
>>220660229never, won’t ever try either
roke
bosnia has quite a cheeky flag
>>220660241it’s a french little thing, renault 5 electricdon’t understood why the chinkies can’t name their cars properly
>>220660271Great little car, mate's mrs has one
Don't like how many zoomer girls go to the gymTheir bums get too big for my cock to handle
>>220660314bbc only zoomers
>>220660224subsidies arent the same as dole retard
>>220660314The prevailing aesthetic for girls to be gym thick and not gym fit is terrible desu, it's very masculine.
>>220660322Only some of them are
>>220660314the gym is the zoomer third space
>>220660301DEH
did you know that, like me, hamsters like tofu?
>>220660339do i care?
>>220660301Is this Employed Woman?
most zoomer girls are bwc only
Might stick a whole bulb of garlic up my arse
>>220660364The european hamster is going extinct
>>220660391love garlic mearguably my favourite allium
got the arse on
Makes me chuckle when you go to an airport and see a runt family all in their comfortable activewear and joggers with neck pillows for their 2h30 flight to Mallorca.
>>220660373sod off already you stupid incontinent monkey
>>220660405well yeah who wants to sit uncomfortably for two and a half hours
200g of spam down the hatch
>>220660405We're going to look back on the mainly black, 'sport-comfort outdoor gear' fashion of today with unbearable cringe in like ten years time. We'll all ask why did we all agree to dress so unseriously.
rorke on the beach in jeans and a hoody
>>220660405That make you chuckle does it
leftypol cooking an authentic ramen with homemade dashi stock and eating it with chopsticksrorke making a super noodle butty
>>220660398Have you ever tried the green leaves? They taste like a mix between onion and garlic, very tasty. Im growing some in my english-style lil garden
>visiting family for holiday>doing some work stuff on laptop>becomes very frustrating>completely chimp out and start screaming at computercalmed down now but I guess everyone heard
>>220660380NahEmployed Woman formerly known as Tilde does have photos out there but I don't like doxxing ok Desuarchive and 4plebs set to /r9k/ though does love doxxing
>>220660405I’m not a runt :/
>>220660413It's really not that dramatic though is it mate
>>220660184
>>220660410the ‘bennies’ i’m referrring to is called “elbilsbidraget” “bidrag” translated is contribution, but can and often is colloquially translated to “benefits” and, benefits are often colloquially referred to as bennies or dole
>>220660444nothing dramatic plane seats are not very comfortable and if wearing joggers and bringing a pillow making that journey more pleasant why wouldn't you
>>220660453mods mods mods
>>220660471yes mods should look at that and not this direct incitement to terrorism >>220659555
leftypol bringing a pillowrorke getting pissed
got a papercut
>>220660483alri chester bennington
>>220660479incitement to property damagewait until everyone has left before blowing up your local tesco
stomach looks like an underfilled water bed
Public places it's acceptable to wear joggers as a grown adult:Your local corner shop when popping out for milkA long haul flightIf you are literally jogging and you wear joggers when you jog
>>220660398what about ramsons
>>220660512just shit garlic
rorke is a bitch as nigga
>>220660525no not that
>>220660468learn english before you post here
Rorke's porridge too hotLeftypol's porridge too coldMy porridge just right
rorke's mum goes out to the costcutter in her dressing gown and slippers
>>220660556i pop some chia seeds in my porridge to help my poos
Wage compression in the UK is now flatter than the soviet union
rorke wanking and spunking on his tummy and letting it crust
Sabrina Carpenter looks disgustingWhy do zoomers keep falling for these absolute munters
>>220660574she's very pretty
>>220660574Sydney vs Sabrina is the messi vs ronaldo of our timeI'm Sydney man
>>220660581they have that look
>>220660574she'd look good with black dick in her ngl
>>220660581How old are they
>>220660574zoomers love mystery meat iceland cat anus broads
about to sashay fruitily into the shower
>>220660596truth nuke
>>220660547i accept your concession
>>220660574Very short so looks stumpy
>>220660581got that repulsive flyover state look
>>220660574I don't think she's particularly ugly, but she's got this odd look. Sort of like a cartoon network mum, or a television depiction of what an 80s American housewife would be. Almost propaganda-y
>>220660622this
>>220660626agree desu her look is intentionally campy
>>220660592sabrina looks like a gnome and sydney has FAS
mot sure if this Swedeposter is the same person as the Swedish horse anon
>>220660574She's a Scientologist and niece to the "church"'s biggest donor btwThat's why she's so big
>>220660574She obsessively hates men, she's an ugly man hating dwarf
Just remembered the time I got reincarnated as a slime in another world and became an A rank arse raper and married the demon lord's daughter
>had a date booked for later>fell asleep on the sofa>woke up to a message saying i hadn't confirmed so maybe some other timefucked it didn't i.
>In May 2024, Carpenter referenced this censorship during her set at BBC Radio 1's Big Weekend, ad-libbing, "BBC said I should keep it PG / BBC I wish I had it in me," while gesturing to acknowledge the double meaning.
>>220660681grow up
rice cooker purchased
all i care about is cup size
>>220660622>>220660639Homosexuals
if you order two mcdonalds wraps of the day and remove everything except for the chicken its 51p cheaper than just getting three fillets on their own
>>220660707ok
>>220660700whats so wrong with just putting the rice on the hob
>date>booked?
rorkes creps
>>220660700but its not a hiroshimoto onepangpang will be mad asl
>>220660719arranged then? the point is i bollocksed it up
>>220660705these mucky whores are ten a pennyjust because you cant afford to have standards doesnt mean i have to steep that low
>>220660719
...yh
>>22066060524
>>220660707
>>220660751she hates white boys
>>220660693me saving my game in GTA 4
>>220660700what you bought one of them for lad?
>>220660751she has pretty eyes
>rice cooker
>>220660748No, they are free and you are a faggot
>>220660775for meals of jasmine rice and chicken breast. if you know you know
got a rice cooker like this me
feeling naughty might have a cheeky afternoon coffee
>>220659618Based Africa
me and the rice cooker
>>220660106>English style gardens are so supetior to italian style gardens it's not even a contestVery true
>>220660860sc
>>220660860Sent the ricecel flying
Ryan Coogler's Joggers
>>220660810one of them is obese and the other is swarthy and covered in scribbles, both performing a black stud mating call
>Kids>Boys>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Hulking schoolboys>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
just had an incest wank to xev bellringer when shes post pregnant and uses her tit milk as lube to wank off her 'son'
>>220660949All me
>>220660978Love her thighs
>>220660967heterosexuals are degenerate and vile
>>220660978NEED to lick her sweaty arsehole
indian porn addict replying to himself
Rorke mate you're ZOGged You're Schwabed
>>220661023Last night I crash onion rings your sister?
>>220661023silently pounded
>>220660949you forgot >reform UK candidates
start doing this
TEEN uses AI to do the UNTHINKABLE
Sports Direct had some competition where you had to dead hang as long as possible and it would time you and put you in the leaderboard. Did a 62 second hang and currently sit at #1 Some lass was watching and said she was impressed
>>220661049Add it to the list
>>220661081and then you ran home to tell your anonymous internet friends
>>220661099Erm no I got on the bus and told my anonymous internet enemies
>>220661081She wants the D bro
>>220661081I did one of these at a fairground with the rotating pole scam and did the minute hang but the paki wouldn't give me the the big prize because "it didn't count"Managed to argue it out of him in the end, but it definitely contributed to my dislike of them.This was just after lockdown and I'm still very salty about it
>date booked
just remembered adam johnson
>>220661057victorian orphanmaxxing
just remembered boris johnson
>>220661141Remember I figured out the dodgy sight posts on an air rifle at a fair a few years ago and I was one shot from the prize when the gun jammed and the dirty romani gyppo bastard counted it as a shot, started getting into a barney with him but the gf didn't like it so walked off.
Just remembered John Honey
might polish my johnson
>>220661192>>220661216>>220661224Rorke’s idols
>>220661141london paki you're not white stop larping lmfao
>>220660751Hilary Clinton
>>220661258I'm from Cambridge
>>220661217>the gf didn't like it so walked off.I've lost so many arguments because of this
>>220661258And this "london paki", is he in the room with us right now?
screaming
dommy wobbinson
and the latest from catberg?
>>220661316
>>220661316Munching tuna
>>220661316training to fight dogberg
and here’s to you tommy robinson
>>220661253scream
>>220661316on a mad one, so to speak
what booze are you having tonight?i don't have any inthinking some voddy but that may be unwise
I am screaming, not because of something I found funny, but because I am screaming about the endless void of existence
>>220661057Need her to spit on my face while calling me her "pathetic little whore".
>>220661399Stellas and bottle of pinot grigio as always
>>220661407how so?
>>220661399won't be boozing, me. been feeling physically and mentally great so don't want to imbibe poison and cause a few days of hangxiety. that's the old me
>>220661422what's it all leading to
>>220661399did it all already but shall have a few leftover beeroids
>>220661399I'm thinking some thatcher's orange cider from tesco and maybe a cheeky asahi in the middle
>>220661399Cherry kopperberg and maybe wine with the lads
At work this week after the bank holiday I overheard some young zoom say something like 'I drank Friday and Saturday so by Sunday I was just like I need a day off' and I just thought what the fuck are you talking about you little spastic.
>>220661468>what the fuck are you talking about you little spastic.i could ask you the same thing pal
>>220661468are you a "drink all day er'ry day" chad
>>220661468whats wrong with that
Last time I was drunk was about August 2024.
crack
alcoholism isn't big and it isn't clever
>>220661482loseeeeer!!!
The hoppiest IPA on thine menu barkeep!
>>220661498I was drunk nearly every day of the year before that.
we at /brit/ wish eamonn a speedy recovery and give our thoughts and prayers to him and his family
>>220661517
That Sam Pepper youtube prank where he pretended to kill his mate was objectively funnyShame moralfags ruined it
>>220661399havent had a drink of alcohol since September last year
think I need to sell my 29" waist jeans it's been years since they fit I think I have to accept my twink days are behind me
>>220661521lovely man. used to rub my crusty minge to him on his morning show on TV. Sue
>>220661521May the Lord watch over him and use this moment to bring him to faith, amen.
just bought a rolex lads
Eating almonds
>>220661521I'm having a stroke right now :)
>>220661533my dad got really upset by it, which was really out of character for him
>>220661536Incredibly uncouth comment
>>220661399It'll be a pint in the local after dinner prep and then back home with a Chianti
Leftpol watching blacked on the living room TV
At coopers townhouse lads
rorke watching info wars with his nan
Wish someone would give me a nice lubed up sloppy titjob. Any takers?
>>220661611Sc
>>220661614no you're notgrow up
Dad (59) has a new gf who's 31I'm 33
I remember last time I got drunk I bit a fingernail and made it bleed and it would not stop fuckin bleeding for what felt like hours, such an absolute arse ache, I got frustrated with it and squeezed my finger and bit it more out of frustration until it finally fuckin stopped
>>220661621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEPgrU_8zA
>>220661640kekimagine calling her your mum
sCREMAIBG
suggestively suckling an ice lolly
>>220661628erm hi
>>220661644I bit my finger, and I mean a proper hard crunch, when I was eating crisps while drunk and it went black and I lost feeling in the tip for days.
I'm a Rorke but I might become a Leftypol
>>220661640bro is going to be spaffing loudly into that hag puss
>>220661628hi mate. I'm a fat bloke but I am able to help
>>220661644Monkey tiered cognition well done lad
>>220661640giwtwm (son or father)
>>220661674same haha
>>220661670become a leftyrorke
>>220661664deserved it, knowing how bitcharse fingers can be
>>220661670Rorke is not real, he doesnt exist.
>>220661640get her shagged mate
>>220661670rorke is real, he exists
>>220661659lol, at least it's not mumberg with a young bloke (she prefers older men thankfully, her bf is 60)
>>220661674>>220661688Alright go on then chumbalads, maybe shave the chest so I don't have the hair sensation? Don't think that'd help the sensation
rorke is dead and we killed him
rorke is dead long live rorke
thinking leftypol thoughts so I don't die
>>220661717
>>220661740chortle chortle
rorke is neither real nor not real
Diogenes lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a Rorke."'
>>220661783>>220661783>>220661783
have Beatles songs stuck in my noggin it's mad how noggin-sticking they are
