racoon girl edition!
>>220661783good op
@everyone
>>220661796>1241what happened then
I'm going to rise up and make the normies my slaves
>>220661783Forgive me Hitler I’m finna racemix with the cute wasian
leftypol dying on an expedition due to abandoning a crucial bit of his survival kit after finding out the inventor misgendered someone
wonder how often micheal jackson said the n word
Really digging The Cure right now.
>arsenal 1-2 bournemouth
>>220661834Honorary Aryans innit
>>220661843me in a hospital bed to the morning nurse:
>>220661854>they're going to finish 2nd in a one horse race
>>220661796thought she had a cock bulge for a moment
>>220661854quadruple status?
>>220661843I felt very sorry for the lead singer, he suffers from major depression and mental issues and de ided to not have kids because this, even if he wanted them.
two niccy pouches, one for my lip and one for me arse
>>220661903um, literally me (but without talent)
>>220661815bloody dog. get him raped
>>220661903better for the world if emo trannies dont have kids
Genuinely despise my countrymen “Can you park there?”“Whether it violates any laws”You are a fucking FAGGOT MATE
>>220661941If a random lorry was parked right outside my house for days on end I would also want to know why and if it could be removed
screaming @ thishttps%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fpcmasterrace%2Fcomments%2F1siebo2%2Fdanish_youtuber_playing_rdr2_at_4fps_daily%2F
bought a basketball and played some basketball in the park. im not very good
>>220661941You the lorrymong that stuck it there?
>>220661941these are people without inner lives, they care about shit like this to avoid the yawning chasm that is there souls
>>220661962>islamic stateWe are closer to turning into fucking India but of course he won’t acknowledge that we know why
>>220661962Americans who lap this shit up and parrot it genuinely need to be killed.
>>220661962love how he began politics as a never trumper concerned about 'looming fascism', he has no principles
>>220661941tbf I wouldn't want some lithuanian lorry driver parked up outside my house for 3 days. i've been past places where these foreign lorries park up and they fucking reek of piss and shit
brit windy out
sucking a massive big black cock for lunch
>>220661783Hate it.
>>220661983Would just like to say that after reading the other replies, I rescind this comment.
was watching an amouranth video and my willy went all hard
>>220661783
>>220662056She is grotesque
>>220662056don't like trannies me
>>220662017It’s NorwegianNo one is driving an artic deep into a housing estate for the fun of it. I’d bet money he’s staying at the house he’s parked along side probably be gone Monday early morning. This is a new build estate no one is sitting out at the front of their house, to complain about this is fucking pathetic
>>220661962he still mad that we didn't help him and Israel bomb Iran?
Seen some twitch streamer manipulated smaller streamers into shagging himI'd have done the same tbf, except I'd have fucked Pokimane up the arse
>Woman, 19, killed in dog attack at houseAnother one
>>220662113mad how almost all of them end up doing this except it isn't actually that mad is it really when you think about it
woke up early so I wouldn't have a headache from oversleeping but now I feel angry and irritated from undersleeping. don't even have enough patience to eat
>>220661993Remind me what happened to India after independence? The Pakistan and Bangladesh split thing
>>220662085Mate literally no one wants random lorries outside their house, a neighbourhood is a sanctuary not a motorway services, even if it is a grim deano estate. It's a bit like those grim paki houses with six cars on the driveway.
>>220662113he was giving a lot of money to these lasses though. like hundreds of dollars at a time. just fuck the same pussy for free nigga
>>220662137When do you ship to Donbass
>>220662135he barely even did anything wrong either everyone cheats
>>220662146I wouldn’t give a shit as long as parked well (it is) and isn’t blocking anyone in, because I’m not a fucking sad nimby cunt
>>220662134thought rishi rounded up all the xl bullies and blasted them to kingdom come
>>220662134one less woman
dont talk about politics anymore ever 2bhdont see the point really
>A woman has died following a dog attack at a house in Essex. Police were called to Long Hide, in the village of Leaden Roding, near Dunmow, at 22:45 BST on Friday and found a 19-year-old woman with serious injuries.thank you for your sacrifice to the dog cult
nearly 40mph winds, fucking ridiculous
>>220662182Well done mate have a medalRest of us applaud your temperament
suck a bbc for britain
>>220662134xl bullies dindun nuffin dey a good boy softest dog ever x
Bloke near me drives a big open top lorry usually filled with rubble and comes home for lunch. Parks round the corner and I'll admit it gets on my tits, but fair play to him he does always do a sound job of parking that beast and I've only had to mount the curb to get round it once (back end was slightly out). It's a mild inconvenience, I'm not about to start posting it on the internet or calling his boss because he's parked perfectly legally and I'm not a busybody cunt.
my dad who's a white van man is a fan of stewart lee oddlyhe says 'don't agree with everything, but he's got a funny way of looking at things'not even joking, was so bizarre when I found out
I like dogs, but this country has a serious dog problem. Far too many of them owned by irresponsible mongs who let the fucking shit everywhere and never clean it up. I go for a walk to the local beach and the place is fucking swarming with them and covered in dogshit. Fucking sick of it.
How do I get an ugly British gf? Complications: I'm ugly myself.
>>220662230Throw yourself off a bridge you fucking sad bastard
>>220662243dont be ugly hahah
>>220662242i don't like them. they are horrible smelly vermin that should be exterminated. dogs for NPCs.
>>220662252Mate you are fuming hahaha
>>220662243Just Be Black
>>220662260malaysia me crazy
>>220662243It's hard to find ugly British women, but you could easily find a beautiful one.
Fire alarm's gone off at the Emirates.
that's arsenal fucked thenwell done you cunts
>>220662275I hate you. Not in a meme way, in a literal way. You, the obese virgin sadcase sitting behind the computer, I hate every single atom of you.
erm Arseanal bros....
>>220662301Did the black men lose
>local government declares state of emergency because of "weather event">evacuates people from their homes and makes them sleep on cots in a town hall with no privacy>storm doesn't even hitSo sick of this. Better safe than sorry doesn't cut it. Crying wolf should be a criminal offence
>>220662323Are you triggered?
>>220662134How can you get killed by one pitbull
well?
what horse has mousey got in the grand national?
>>220662301Fuck emIf their fans weren't utter melts I'd probably feel bad for them
green m&m rule 34 hi-res
>>220662340They're powerful cunts with a vice like bite. If they start mauling you, and you go down it's over.
>>220662342Left could still wank me and suck me cock
>>220662342A obviously
>>220662342bothsurgically swap their halves and shag the fish and eat the womansimple
err arse anal bros?
I don't mean this in a mousey way at all, but I saw a video of this beautiful horse and they truly are very sensual creatures. Again, don't mean this in any pervert weirdo way, just would love to be in the presence of a beautiful horse.
so am out of beer do I drive to shops and get more or get a p to drop it off for like £15 on top of what it costs I’m not drunk but I’m probably over the limit
>>220662327yeah they did
>>220661962howling how america still tries to throw its power around after getting humiliated by iran
>>220662340A pitbull is MUCH stronger than a woman, and even some men.
>>220662390don't support the biomass industry
>>220662284Beautiful would be acceptable. But wouldn't that make the successful pairing less likely?
might get a bengali gf
>>220662414How much do they weigh? 20-30kg? Ol Bazza could kill them by sitting on them
>>220662390get a 'grant to deliver some
>>220662390£15 and drinking beer handled by an ethnic is much preferable to losing licenseblatt
has cami got her knob out yet?
It doesn't matter what you do, I know I'll never really get inside of you
>>220662462dunno mate, have you? you're a bloke by the way
any good discord servers?
>>220662390No shops closer to you? GrimDrunkwalks are fun
>>220662437
>>220662390>for like £15 on top of what it costsU wotWith Tesco whoosh you pay about £7 extra (including £3 delivery) on a couple of cases of beer
>>220662390lazy blob of plankton
>>220662421Sorry, thought you were making 'british people are ugly' joke. Just go to any town centre and you'll find ugly slags knocking about.
>>220662508That's not a pure shitbull, bet it has some other breeds in it
>>220662437know a guy with a rottweiler that weighs 57kg
For me it's the grim knowing nod I get from the paki behind the counter every time I stumble in before closing to get more booze
>>220662512It's not laziness to not want to drink and drive
love the chels but they need to lose to city
Mandem Rising
>>220662539is he 5ft tall?
>>220662540ktim except its a pole in my local dispensary
can only wank to gay porn now
>>220662539That's a big fat rottie. not gonna live long
So awkward doing delivery because the Indian always gives me a weird look after he hands me my shit like he’s expecting a tip
dogmongs are mentally ill
>>220662534There isn't really such a thing as a pure pitbull really, especially since being effectively banned in many places. But even a small pitbull is dangeous due to their high relative strength, even a small one will be as strong as their weight can possibly be if you get me. They are viscious, tenacious and have immense bite force and they don't let go when they lock their jaw. Pitbulls are very dangerous. They're responsible for like 47% of dog-human deaths as a breed alone.
>>220662563the TOADLINE prevails
>>220662570love gay porn me
>>220662563They look like if some mad scientist started a breeding program to create fighting humans with drown syndrome
>>220662585should just spark him smooth out lol
>>220662585well he's not bloody getting one is he, and that's that
>>220662238the tolerant right winger. There's a lot to be said for the 'Just don't like em' attitude.Much healthier than being a mental leftie screaming outside some venue to get a stand up comedians performance cancelled because you don't like their act
>>220662570*starts up an onlyfans*
Dad had a bull mastiff that was 14 stone that lived to 10. It was all muscle, me and dadberg would walk him for miles every day after he got back from work.
>>220662593socio-economic reasons
>>220662593I understand, they are ao dangerously retarded. Pitbull owmers should carry an emergency axe
>>220662242What gets me is when I'm walking along the street towards someone with a dog and then stop, wrap the lead around their hand and pull the dog away from me.What? Is it that funking dangerous people can't even walk past it?
gay porn sandwich for lunch
I drive drunk to the corner shop all the time
>>220662630not the only muscular bull your dad had at home i bet
>>220661843Robert Smith sings on this song (starting at 00:16)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74-GXalgv4
got my gay porn curtains up
>>220662271>ish that hesh brewn?
Wheres Mousey? Need his tips for the Grand National
>>220662650and a gay porn burger for tea?
So hard to stay off booze when I get in a shit mood and can't bring myself to do anything but have a drink
>>220662657haha great stuff x
>>220662630>after he got back from workThe dog?
>>220662674go for a walk or summit
>>220662630Your dad's dog had a job?
>>220662648Dogs especially guard/herder breeds could interpret a stranger walking toward their owner as a threat and lunge unexpectedly. Dogs dont underatand they are walking in a town, to them they are in the middle of the jungle like if it's still 10000BC
>>220662434Gladiators on tonight?
>>220662670you better gay porn believe it
>>220662540I don't make eye contact. I drink every night and theres only one shop in the village
really like the smell of my boxers after a gym sesh, especially the bollock sweat
>>220662269weird freakbet you’re a tranny
ken dodd's dad's dog's dead
im not just certain, im hiv positivefunny
A heavy drinker knows when the shop closes, but an alcoholic knows when it opens.
>>220662727
>>220661941cars, lorries, whateverif it has more than two wheels its a pest
>>220662730mate that's weird i was literally just thinking about that
mumberg is obsessed with ricky wilson and cried when I said I wasn't a fan of the kaiser chiefs lol
>>220661783i love her
day two of no nicotine. Life is good
>>220662532I see. Well, I personally like the Britgirl phenotype (white skin, big ass, sorry yet alluring titties, possibly slightly crooked down to earth teeth).
big poz load
>>220662761RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
>>220662727um
>>220662784can't wait for the new series tonight
>>220662784new episode tonightx
>>220662761very peculiar
might be bacon cheese scranwich time
someone in another thread told me the thread policeman in here (the fella that doesn’t like twitterposting or blogposting) is a wheelchair user. Makes sense really, can’t control his legs to tries to control the thread instead xx
>>220662761bit weird that for a mum. I guess he was on The Voice and mums love those talent shows
wish I could find it, but there was this russian woman on twitter who went on a long schizo rant about alysa liu and kept calling her the 'cheeseburger skater' for some reason, remember one of the phrases being something like 'cartoon moves perfect for the cattle unitedstatesian brain'was so bizarre and I wished I'd screenshotted it
>>220662784that's the leftypol version of the big lez show
really do just need to kill myself its all getting a bit silly
>>220662799fit fit fit
imagine being a tradie and shagging all the housewives corr
>>220662083That is the appeal
Went on /trv/ and was reading an interesting thread, got to the end, pressed "update," no new posts. But I'd been reading the thread for ages and it wasn't at bump limit. Turns out it's just a really slow board. Last post in that thread was 3 days ago. The thread was made 49 days ago.
>>220662832my mum is 41 tbf, so a milennial I guess
https://youtu.be/iRYEXyf6uX8
>>220662833sounds right, americans are subhumans and we need to start treating them as such if humanity is to advance
>>220662861cooldo you have any other good stories?
smoking that fucking cartnite right now nigga
>>220662861yeah lots of dead boards that need cullingespecially normie boards like /trv/ and /out/
Actually do like their song Ruby, like the 'aaaaaaaaaaah' bit.
>>220662864post her feet
>>220662861remember when we raided /po/that was not gooda lot of good posters got lengthy bans that day
lads mum is younger than me ffsfeel old as fuck now
>>220662134Guaranteed she tried to fuck it
>>220662879Loads yeah. The other day (wednesday) the Tesco delivery man told me it was hotter here in Hull than in Bridlington. He'd done a delivery in Bridlington that day you see, and it was hotter here in Hull than Bridlington.
>>220662921:/
>>220662927least perverted rorke
>>220661783It’s over
looks grey, cold and watery outside. heating's going back on
once saw someone browsing 4chan on their phone on a train from birmingham, he actually looked really trendy and healthy thoughcouldn't see which board he was on
what should I do today
>>220662938endure it, don't give in
>>220662941that was me and I was posting about immigrants on the birt
>>220662904aaaaaaarse
>>220662948“Drink heavily with locals whenever possible.”— Anthony Bourdain
>>220662929That's funny because Bridlington seems like it would be hotter than Hull on account of it having a beach
>>220662938weak lil pussy
>>220662941/fa/ and /fit/ probably
Mousey mate... You're unhinged !!
feeling a bit depresso this afternoon tbqhwy
>seemed nice>clubbing while on a solo holidayI'll never find a girl who isn't a hyper slag
>>220662909If it's the time I was thinking of, that was my idea haha. I was bored as shit that day. I didn't get a ban either as I didn't actually post in /po/
>>220662981love how, despite still being deranged, you can tell his schizophrenia is much less pronounced here
>>220663002they really are getting rarer and rarereven the shy slightly nerdy ones have probably taken it up the arse
>>220663010yeah it's a bit more structured compared to his ramblings nowhe hasn't adopted the brackets or any other things he uses to go on a tangent yet
>>220662988ktim but all day long and since I turned 13
>>220662971That seemed to be his theory, but I countered with "must be that sea air." Cold air could be coming off the north sea and cooling Bridlington down is my guess. When I said that he did like a little laugh and I couldn't tell if he agreed but I think he might not have, even though my reasoning was sound.
poo
>>220662988have a green tea and get some sun
rorke sitting on the toilet shitting out cum
>>220663026The first thing the 17 year old girl at my work is doing when she turns 18 is getting a tattoo and going to Ibiza the week after Actually the only time I've ever had to bite my tongue I feel like Lot sometimes
there is nothing more imaginary than the 'based zoomer vs. cringe milennial' thingjust doesn't apply to the real world, you're much more likely to get conformist 'did bro just' type of chatter from a zoom zoom than a milennialt. zilennial
>>220663076no sun round these parts but I will have an 'erbal 'ea
did bro just write that lengthy tome
Who is Incel-Black and what is his pill ideology?
i don't hate zoomers, i pity them
Are you voting for are Nige
you need to find a girl who was meant to go to unit during covid but had to stay home. they're the only ones who aren't slagged out
>>220663076uh excuse me but we only post obese tattooed hogs here
the woman i've been chatting to and thought was getting closer to said she thought I was gay when I told her I liked her. said 'I never thought of you that way because I thought you were gay' when I asked if it was a no she just repeated the above:(
generation alpha girls
>>220663054>must be that sea airvery true
got my bum out
poo babyI feel likemusic sounds better with poo
haha look at him go
>>220663132sometimes peng women with penises too
>>220663159waowjust like me!!
>>220663092Young people are always more conformist than older folks. They think they're more rebellious, but that's just because the thing they're confirming to pretends to be a rebellious. Goths for example are all rigidly copying each other to fit in, whereas your "normie" older person is wearing what the fuck they want just to feel comfortable.
brother used to put an epic rap battles of history playlist on to get to sleep
Girls who we are marrying Took the COVID vaccine Solo trip enthusiast VapingPsychology/Business at university Knows the bouncer personally
unleash the zesty cronem
>>220663159>2013/14;_;
>>220663185yeah, little feller will be well gone by now
>>220663158jokes aside thats one of my favourite tunes ever
>>220663124Lad in the middle appears to have a question. Yes mate? Oh you were just doing a pose for the camera.
>>220663185Bro posted rorkes gfs birth year
>>220663124the reformed cronem
turned 30 recently and just thought, based on how old most animals live, like over 90% of the animals that were alive when I was born are now dead
put some cheeky beans on my bacon cheese sandwich
>>220663124based niggers
bro really said "bro posted rorkes gfs birth year" *skull emoji*
love all the animals in the world
got some jeans so I stop looking like a chav wearing trackies to jobcentre
>>220663221not big parrots though those niggas live for ages
>>220663226stupid, reckless, dangerous
>>220663216Do you think if you just said "rorke" fifty times in one post you could get it out of your system a bit quicker? Could save you a large part of your Saturday.
>>220663241a clue gained
>>220663159you shouldn't give dogs fizzy drinks. they can't digest the bubbles
I'm the kind of person who thinks that whenever I have any kind of torso pain it's organ failure of some kind lol
already eliminated 3 of the local election candidates in my area because of their names
Is 24 and 18 too big of an age gap
hairs probably starting to come out and her lips are developing
>>220663268haha
>>220663238Even wasps and fleas and that?
Rorke bringing his passport to the shop because he gets ID'd for energy drinks
>>220663274yeah mate you're basically a nonce
>>220663242https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_(cockatoo)mental
>>220663270>rishmallah abdul>abdul rishmallah>mohammed jihad sharia killdawhites
>>220663268ktimmers!!!
now i've got that stupid fucking kaiser chiefs song stuck in my head because of you BASTARDS
>>220663258
Reckon the constant brown people holding reform signs posts on here is a psyop. Not sure if they're trying to push people more right towards restore or just demoralise and convince the racists not to bother voting at all. Either that or it's the saddest man in the world spending all day doing it for some obscure reason.
genuinely baffled by people who actually get annoyed by rorke posts convinced its just autistic people who know that rorke is right-wing therefore they think its leftypols mocking the right-wing
>>220663132What's wrong with tattoos? As long as they're not nazi tattoos or something like that then I don't have a problem with tattoos
hate it when i cum on my belly and it starts dribbling down the side means i can't just lay there blissfully have to get a towel quick or it drips down onto the bed
>>220663274LmaoIf a girl isn't 18 or 19 then she's 99% guaranteed to be used goods
get down from there you stupid dog!
>>220663323scrm
>>220663252Calm down Rorke>>220663329Rorke is a sensitive young man
>>220663329innitit's just a silly little character that people use to make daft posts, can't imagine reading a post like "rorke falling down a well" and getting genuinely upset
>>220663332goymarkings
>>220663343t. completely and eternally unused goods
>>220663323
>>220663294mad that's got me doing a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_birds
>>220663332>What's wrong with tattoos?
>>220663329It's boring to see the exact same shit over and over and over again day in day out. Have some originality.
love Ruby's bum me
I actually don't mind tattoos
>>220663404rorke on a mad one
rorke slipping on a banana peel then falling onto a seesaw with a boulder on the other side which then gets bounced into the air and falls back down onto the seesaw, catapulting rorke into the stratosphere
Getting a gram of Roke for later
>>220663415This happened to me actually
>>220663406don't mind some small doodles but there should be none on the peng tummy or boob regions and sleeves make any woman look butch so that's a no from me
>>220663415haha that is SO rorke
>>220663404
going to filter the word 'rorke' as an experiment and see how much slower the thread is.
>>220663433Do you not know the difference between offended and bored?
rorke hatefucking leftypol
mr nobody announcing he is filtering the word rorke as though the obsessed rorkeposter cares
>>220663453get over yourself fat boy
rorke chasing leftypol only for leftypol to paint a tuneel on the side of the canyon wall and escpae through it, but rorke runs into it and bangs his head when he tries
>tuneel mistake! he made a mistake!
rorke falling down a rabbit hole and become tweedlerorke in wonderland
>>220663467If I was being boring and repetitive I'd want someone to tell me so I could be less boring. I wouldn't get offended, then pretend the person telling me was offended and I didn't care because I'm like Ricky Gervais.
going to play some stray and pretend i'm a cat
rorkey gervais
Sir Saving Zingers
>>220663482brtscrm
fucking delivery driver taking the piss. he's made like 3 deliveries in the past 2 fucking hours and is already over an hour late
>>220663537do remember to tip abdul
>>220663551>>220663551>>220663551
sir new maker
>>220663083it's the internet. They are constantly bombarded with videos of women being slutty and think it's expected of them
>>220663537shut your fucking mouth you ingrateful fucking non-weekend worker scum
rorke sitting down with sincere gravity to let you know that the quality of your posts are really letting the side down
>>220663280nah not fond of them to be fair
