Wembley edition featuring Lisa
got the football on
no yummie food left in the cupboards only horribel disgusting food
the grand national ladswho've we got
big into tomatoes me. eat them every day
Houthi rebels just shot down the ISS
Christian arranged marriages/dating but for white British folk
remembering fondly posts I made 8 years ago the way I imagine a father remembers time spent with his children
>>220663575get some good food in and snacks
>>220663587leftypols lament
>>220663587magpie party
rorke reading this post
dogs like to kill babies because they're jealous the baby gets more attention. dogs are truly pathetic, cowardly, manipulative, selfish, evil mutants.>Between 75% and 91% of dog bites to children are inflicted by a dog known to them, such as a family pet or the dog of a friend/neighbor.>Newborns are at the highest risk for fatal attacks. Infants under one year old account for 19% of all dog attack deaths, with 72% of those victims being less than 90 days old.>Due to their height, children are disproportionately bitten in the head, face, or neck. Studies show that 61.7% to 80% of pediatric dog bites target these critical areas
>>220663597remember that one about pooing?
right then thats the new autistic obsession isnt it
>>220663597ktim. are you the lad who poos out niggers
>>220663618why do lower class people love these ugly smelly beasts
>>220663618convinced that people who look at animals like that and think 'hmmm yes, I wish to own that' actually want to get mauled by them
>fella in Leicester>cleaning up the RUBBISH that is ubiquitous on the streets>people keep waddling up to him offering him free foodfascinatingwe should do this ladswe will be fed men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsG5BX_PTO4
>>220663618Also the Qur'an says they're filthy in the eyes of Allah am I right?
rorke reading a wildly inaccurate rorke post and looking up with a confused expression like the samuel johnson meme
Ruby Granger JOI
heatherpaedo obsessing over dogs now is he?
rorke being told he's a big guy and responding 'for you'
so guess whatwhat i dont know
>>220663673get it done
>>220663673workin on it
>>220660426nevermind, brother had a full blown meltdown at the lunchtable by which my earlier tantrum paled in comparison
rorke taking the free kickleftypol laying down behind the wall
>>220663655surprised the council don't tell him to stop or try to fine him for unlicensed work
pooby pooby pooby poobyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>220663657This post isn't going to revive your mauled infant bro
rorke and leftypol swapping wives
is this good
the dog cult is a symptom of social breakdown
>>220663695bit agro this family
>>220663695are you all austistic? what did he meltdown over
remember when he was trying to convince us last night that we was really popular in school and had lots of gfssuch a sad cunt
lots of muslims itt whining about dogs
>>220663716>2 years oldJews outsourcing their trolling to India
now that I have a Rolex I'll be limiting my Rorke postingnice knowing you lads...
>>220663716Just shows we should never have depended on yank missiles. We should have built our own missiles, like the French did.
>>220663713That makes no sense. If my brother had been mauled I'd be supporting the anti-dog posts. Were your parents related by any chance?
>>220663738isn't though is there, let's not be silly
>>220663759rorkelex
>>220663772No I'm not a darkie
Thoughts on Foals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gSx8hv6mE
anti-dog posting is always so forced, especially when you consider its white people who love dogs the most
>>220663796zoomer coded millennial band
>hardly anyone betting on the grand nationalbrown zoomers you lot
>>220663796shit
>>220663777nice1 lol
>>220663801oh no not your precious furbaby!
>>220663824Okay lad let's hear what you like then
>jack shitehall hosting snl tonightboxing it is then
>>220663835learn your dog hate from your black stepdad mouldie?
doing acrid sulphuric farts in the smelly childhood bedroom
>>220663843mental how much funnier his dad is than him
>>220663842Taylor swift x
Pro catlowdaNeutral on the doglowdaNeutral on the humanlowdaPro beelowda
>>220663843who cares it's goyslop for the dumb masses
>>220663893you're a part of the dumb masses whether you like it or not
>>220663673>>217277005
>>220663908I'm smart, so no
kek rorke
Corrr imagine watching broadcast TV like it's the 90s, adverts and all. Genuinely can't comprehend subjecting myself to that torture.
not good enough to be part of the dumb masses me
>>220663917Say something smart right now
>>220663917Well that's that settled
dadberg used to spike his hair up and put the firestarter on and dance like the bloke of the music video and it used to make me piss myself laughinglove dadberg me
the unwashed arses
>>220663938poo
>>220663917You're smartschoolboy9
>>220663953:)
>>220663938The hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the square root of the sum of the squares of the other two sides
>>220663953bit gay
>>220663927We kind of switched to watching commercials only when you think about it (don't think about it)
Was using /brit/ on my phone on the train home from Birmingham, and some nerd was looking over my shoulder.
>>220663938Real eyes realise real lies.
>>220663923Saw a video of the same guy yesterday, who is he and why was he angry
catberg taking a cheeky nap
>>220663938>something smart right now
>>220663970I wish I was high on potenuse
>>220663996little bastard
>>220663970Simpsons references are not smart
>>220663988why do you care? why must you know?
drinking woffee and feeling womfy
>>220663938And still i see no changesCant a brutha get a little peaceIts war on the streets and its war in the middle eastInstead of war on povertyThey got a war on drugsSo the police cant botha me
>>220663923love the way these cameras distort a face, never fails to make me kek
why do the irish love horse racing so much?
rorke getting a handjob after a bbq call him pulled rorke
Half of youtube shorts are infomercial like. Look at this clever Chinese way of cutting butter with wax paper to make all the chunks even, hey why don't you go buy a gun? Why not? What's the worst that could happen? Oh you're scared, ok I'll try later. Remember when Obama betrayed you?
>>220664040why do you love posting about black penis so much?
>>220663923
Shut up yank freak about your yank freak issues
>>220664075haha, good joke
I've had a bet on "Twig" in the grand national
>>220664069yet it's only you who has, curious
>>220664075drugs lamo
One more day closer to death
>>220664074fantastic post
ruby never addressed this >>217277243
poison dogs and stamp them to death
>>220664105so what
What's that movie with Ghostface called again? The one Scary Movie parodied?
>curious
>>220663959
>>220664128:)
off out to the pube
>>220664129screme
love cars me
>>220664129Wu Tang Clan
it pie night
>>220664145>>220664148Yeah yeah very funny. But what's it called?
got a gf, good job, loads of money, lots of friends, get losts of female attention, nice car yet im sad all the time
>>220664146it's deranged to keep a pet in a flatpet owners are sick in the head
Also pro bearlowda
>>220664171>get losts of female attentionhow many times a day do they say that
ladsI'm 0% gay but have you ever been so angry at another bloke that you don't even want to punch him, you just want to fuck him?non-consensually of courseI'd never do it but you get the urgeNot for your pleasure, but for his DISpleasure if you get meNot a bender
>>220664139:)
Rrrrrrrrunt comedienne
>>220664171you didn't mention christ
you'll never be younger than you are today
well then thats the paki pizza ordered isn't it
>>220664175What if you take them on walks every day
>>220664189no must be a straight thing
>>220664199don't know
>>220664198I'm actually Benjamin Button
>>220664175cats are stupid and don't know the different between indoors and outdoors (I did animal welfare at college)
ANNOUNCEMENT: i have my arsehole out
Dinner sorted
>>220664015I'm bored, why else would I be on this godforsaken website
>>220664189*annoys you*
>>220664189
>non-consensually of course
>>220664199Thank you for supporting the grooming gangs!
>>220664189Think this is why god destroyed Sodom
>>220664215it is
>>220664155Cor lovely. You having gravy or ketchup or brown sauce or mushy peas or all of the above?
>>220664222>>220664199bit early innit?
>>220664222lushberg
>>220664236oh
>>220664234right well im not doing that am i
need my boots blacked
>>220664222You can get rice pudding in a can at Sainsbury's for 45p
>>220664175keeping any pets is unethical. they get their reproductive organs destroyed. would you like it if some bigger creature got a doctor to destroy your reproductive organs? most people wouldn't like that, so why do we do it to animals?
These boots are made for wanking
what's up with all the dog hate itt
Right then ladsTwice around the aintree we go
*grows up*getting gangblacked in greggs
>>220664222can imagine them hitting their gong and screaming incoherently in Chinese over receiving such a great amount of money
>>220664222coooor bet you squat a million
>>220664291heatherfreak's latest gimmick
>>220664291you've started a movement
Arsenal only managed to put the ball in the net once but Bournemouth did it twice. Unbelievable.The problem with arsenal is they always try and walk it in
Why do lower class scum love horse racing so much?
rorke
>>220664280Wish a big creature would take care of me and have my balls removed not even joking
>>220664306s
>>220664311screaming aloud
>>220664291britain is infested with them now its awfulthe freaks ITT don't go outside so they aren't aware
>>220664345Awww fluffy
So this is rorke
>>220664311roaring
>>220664355omfdz
hope some jockeys fall off and get hurt haha
Mousey And The Stooges
>>220664291/brit/ is a catberg general
>>220664355What's actually going on in your head to wear that
ridin the boris wave
>>220664316hope your dog dies x
>>220664355fuck my gay porn rorkecel life i have that shirt
irish rorke O'Rourke from Cork
>>220664355indescribably based
>>220664385porn addicts have a warped sense of reality
>>220664385he's got autism shoes on so that
What would James O'Brien say
Mr. Godfrey, is Ireland’s Online Safety Commissioner
PANIC ATTACK IS DOWN
>>220664385not much
dropping like flies
>>220664432screaming at heatherpaedo being so wound up by this that he hastily made a 'chad' version of it to depict him and ziedy with
>>220664355Would kill for a stake bake and a pink jammie x
say hello 2 Flora
>>220664426
Open the fuckin' pubs you crazy bastards
>>220664426looks english
>>220664461
>>220664396hope you eventually get the treatment and medication needed for your crippling mental health issues x
ive got eyes everywhere
Love love love having a foreskin
>>220664464hello! and "Good Afternoon"flora!sent to you, from tyne and wear
saw a disabled fella being pushed along by someone and he was wearing a helmethe didn't look retarded but I couldn't get a good look at him. Find it a bit mental that he has to wear the helmet, don't they realise how humiliating that probably is?
>>220664461roar
>>220664355
>>220664482It's very unlikely they will with the current state of mental health services in the uk
Rorke pissed off at this despite it reducing the crime rate
>>220664510They're mentally like the age of 5. They probably think it's cool.
>>220664510Get some flame decals on the helmet and he'll be the toast of the town
well it's over with the toilfu before it even began lads, at least there was closure rather than being left eternally thinking "but what if"
twig not looking good
Gonna eat a bag of salted crisps in the bath
>>220664552What did you do
>>220664541gotta adapt
>>220664552Tried that. Despite appearing innocent she was a slag. I actually hate being alive and don't understand what I and other men have done to deserve all these slags.
Semen has anti-aging properties. I (Amer Hussain) have been injecting it into the work coffee machines' milk container for the past 3 months
>>220664603Monica* Hussain
Heathermong seems to lack a certain humanity to a greater extent than even mousenonce I'd say
Boxing tonight you chubby bastards
Makes me cringe my nut off when zoomers pretend that Fortnite is a nostalgic gameGassing it up with memes about twisted towers and all thatSoulless boring game zoomzooms missed out on all the online video games worth playing, barring minecraft
>>220664603Poley... They told me you was dead...
>>220664482i'm not heathernonce so it speaks more to your 4chan obsession that you see him everywhereseek help
>>220664637Okay this isn't going to fix your back problems , millenicuck
>>220664637Tell them and not us you boring bastard. Stop being a coward
at least twig made it round hope he enjoyed himself
i'll never stop posting dog hateif you have a dog you're moron and i hope it dies
Stop eating drugs,and you feel better and play music too)
>>220664146Wha city is this?
>>220664620He’s genuinely very derangedAt least in between mousey’s evil and sinister posts there were lapses where he would get fixated on something non-violent but with heatherpeado it’s non stop
>>220664672Fuck off Rasheed you evil ghoul
>>220664667Broken leg in his future, and then, glue factory
>>220664672mate I’m a Muslim and even I don’t seethe as much about dogs as you do
>>220664672Cats are infinitely worse you incel sperg
going to be smoking drugs later :)
drinks on me
>>220664696A great post. Cats are for Muslims and incels.
going to the gf shop if anyone wants anything picking up?
>>220664646see >>220664482
>>220664541Why is it always redheads?
Lock mousenonce and heathermong in a cage and don't open the door til one of them kills the other
>>220664712gf please mate
Somehow there's always somebody walking a dog whenever I go to workAnd of course I have to slow down for them and occasionally the dog chimps out and I have to restrain myself from booting it in the ribs
>>220664578>develop powerful crush on colleague who's already in a LTR>she has a stress-related mental health episode which leads to her quitting the job>it also causes her to fall out with her partner to the point where they arent even talking for a couple months and she moves in with family>I believe their relationship is dead in the water and make a move on her>she tells me she's not actually single but sweetly suggests we could date if/when she wasn'tso after all that they patched things up and I'll likely never see her again. C'est la vie aha
dogfreaks triggered lmao
Escortlad hereJust back from seeing the escort I lost my virginity to for the 9th time.I think I've gone off her a bit. She's nice, id intelligent and good looking, but she doesn't really do it for me sexually. Only came once. Is this normal?
>>220664696>>220664710Bizarre brown incel replying to himself to fume about cats
>>220664672hate dog people who assume everyone must love their doghate it when they let their dog run around and almost trip you over and think it's cute if it jumps up at you with muddy paws and gets mud all over youhated when I was a kid and I'd go round to a friend's house for the first time and their parents were all like 'hey we have a dog do you want to play with him?', absolutely fucking not
>>220664739i don't even interact with my colleagues
>>220664712got any with willies?
>>220664729>and occasionally the dog chimps outthey know you're evil
>gakpoo striker
>>220664742Nothing about you is normal pal
>>220664696cats are for women but at least they don't kill babies
>>220664739Mad time to make a move what were you thinking? Middle of a menthol elf crisis and a relationship crisis?
>>220664757most people don't though so you do get that you're the problem right
Funny when you all take his bait and feed him attention for a thread, which teaches him that his bait will get him attention, just to get angry when he spams the shit bait for the next month. You lot are thick
The plan is to eat 1 bowl of cereal now and nothing for the rest of the day. I will test 50mg Sildenafil tonight at about 9pm to see if an empty stomach makes it finally work
>>220664766I helped an old woman at work
*kicks a cat to death* Just doing what David Attenborough told us to do? Take it up with him lol you won't because even now he'd smash your sexless face in *looks for another to kick to death*
>>220664742>Just back from seeing the escort I lost my virginity to for the 9th time.wow what a chad
how many shiny tinkatinks have you caught today?
Long hot shower, a nice cup of tea and the new best of the worst it lush
Dogs are for white people Cats are for brown people/friendless 4chan incels
>>220664758neither did I in my previous job, but then I started doing it in my current one and it's so much better, I highly recommend itdon't even have to put much effort in, just greetings and little bits of small talk go a long way and stop you from being "that weird guy" that nobody likes
>>220664742fuck off back to /britfeel/
rorkes bully getting his mum pregnant Rorke being rejected while his mum gives all her attention to that child
>>220664757This but with children
rorke fucking his dog up its smelly arse and french kissing it passionately, swapping spit and saliva with it out of pure lust before cumming inside its belly in the hope of making a child with itleftypol letting his cat peg him with a big black strap-on
>>220664836Weirdo
>>220664685brisbane
>>220664830i'm not sure i care enough desu. i'm too old anyway
>>220664813One shower a month is your life you incel dolescum frwak
brown incel meltdown
>>220664785it's not a gimmick you cunt. i fucking despise dogs and want them dead. and their retarded owners with them.
>>220664836bizarre bullied brown incel fantasy
>>220664836sexless catmong sperging out!!!
>>220664848bizarre
>>220664783Nta but enough do that whenever you see somebody with a dog you have to wonder whether this one's an idiot and can't control them, literally every cat I've ever met has been respectful though, always waits to see if I'll give them a pet
what the hell do you want
>>220664848>frwakincel fumbled it omdzzz
>>220664883kill iteat it
>>220664883pet it pss pss pss it
>>220664852HOWLING how this comes from a dog yapping at you as you went to go sign onBrown freak (YOUR SKIN IS BROWN. YOU ARE SUBHUMAN.)
Got mental health today team
>>220664848>frwakOH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
leftypol doing xis mayflower dance around the peace pole
why do cats whip dogcels into a violent frenzy
>>220664883They're just saying hi how are you that's all
>>220664899Don't piss on cats!
>frwak
>>220664781it was the fact that she was switching to a new job in a new town that made me act so fast, cause I figured she would slip through my fingers pretty quickly after that, my hand was forced basically and she wasn't insulted by it, if anything slightly bemused
>>220664883Funny looking berg
howling this incel wog has been fuming about cats the whole thread he'll be making posts about it the rest of the daymental what sets some people off
cat meow because it know that in my bag the food
I have 3 cats getting a 4th next week
Whitest people alive posting on brit about how brown they think another extremely white person is because of the pet they like
Fucking 6 7 in a niggers face
here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing cock. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear
>>220664883eastern european staircase
A cat being.kicked to death :')
>>220664933genuine nutcases come here mate some of the posts in this thread are shocking
>>220664942What are they called and are they lovely?
>>220664942you'll be one of those crazy cat ladies when you're old
>>220664942what time does Aldi close today?
ladsjust almost actually fucking diedwas lying on my back with a pen lid in my mouth and I inhaled itwas legitimately choking and I ran outside to my neighbour who gave me the heimlich fucks sake, got a belter of a head ache now
look at these >>220664755
Might go for a Thai massage
>>220664979They are lovely but I won't be sharing their names >>220664985Maybe but as long as I'm happy it doesn't matter >>220664989Not sure
>>220664992used to shag a very beautiful indian lass with huge tits (not that nice) me
too tired to continue existing and so going forward I will be dissolving into a viscous ooze and I would appreciate your continued support during this period of transition into an ooze
>>220664991heimlich my balls
kerry condom XD
Hello Google play animals by talking heads
>>220664992will never date an Indian me, would feel the angry stares of my ancestors burning into the back of my head
>>220665018*pisses in the ooze*
>>220664991genuinely think Id be too embarrassed to go to the neighbour, I'd just die
>>220664979he's just making it up for attention
>>220665015Remember when Ebin sent you that vocaroo about a sausage roll LOL
Was gonna cook tonight but cba now
new thing to be anxious about just dropped.
>>220665015Will there be a thread review?
>>220663959no tartar sauce?
>>220665045yeah just starve
>>220665045Getting a zza?
>>220665069>>220665069>>220665069
>>220665015That's no good. Do you work there or not? Can I speak to your manager?
>>220664355what a strange price, £4.05
>>220664957Anglo-Saxon post
Got the hannah's vacuuming on
