IRN BRU

Anyone doing anything tonight?

Reckon Tilde ever got his bumhole licked by Ebin?

love dogs and cats and only deranged saddos hate them x

Pissing it down in Shrewsbury team

mad how peng granny smith apples are

>>220665015
could you radio in and ask?

>>220665088
absoluytely mogged by braeburn

mental how when I bought new glasses they distorted the image because the lens were stronger but after a while my brain adapted and now it looks just as natural as without the glasses (in terms of distortion), you'd think that that would distort my natural view like in that inverted glasses experiment but no, it's like my brain installed drivers for these particular glasses, quite mental

>>220665081
im sipping on an irn bru right now, funnily enough

well done another horse dead you sick bastards

hand on jews AND muslims dont eat pork?
why do they hate each other then

>>220665087
Good for masking footsteps :)

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open the damn door, leftypol

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>>220665089
well that's just not what a bumble bee's bum looks like is it

>A woman has died following a dog attack at a house in Essex.

probably a chihuahua

>>220665118
They didn't really until the state of Israel invented the idea of a religious war to disguise basic settler colonialism

>>220665137
aussie bees are different

>>220665069
magyar :)

Bees mode

>>220665137
flat-assed bruce bee
yuck

>>220665081
https://youtu.be/RmxS2DreHcU

Busy night tonight?

Got myself a cup of tea team

Mental when you see yank charity shops and they actually have wearable clothes in them then you go to one in England and it’s just the same chavvy shite and something your gran would wear and not in a sexy way.

>>220665151
won't fuck off though, will he?
zero chance of that
just having a fucking whine

>During Coachella, someone did a zaghroot (an Arab cheer) during Sabrina Carpenter’s set. Sabrina said she didn’t like it; the woman replied it’s part of her culture. Sabrina then asked if it was yodeling and even asked if this was Burning Man.

racist fucking bitch

>>220665141
north african greyhound. heard he swam to essex from tunisia.

>>220665188
roar

What would you do if an attractive woman approached you and said 'remember me?' then got hit by a bus?

>>220665201
sydney and sabrina
the aryan twins

>>220665214
poo

>>220665214
i'd say 'kwab'

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>>220665081
SUNNY DELIGHT

>>220665214
Had something similar happen to me once except not really cause she just started slashing her wrists instead which was a bit much if you ask me

>>220665234
Kek what a bus

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stumpy little poison dwarf

15
tight leggings

The blonde escort I see takes forever to cum during oral, does my fucking head in
All the other ones I see cum fast and say I'm good at it (because I know where the clit is I guess)

PCBradley.jpg

>>220665151
true that, my children will grow up on my estates in holland and france

*plops my right eye socket on Mousey's chubby left cheek*
Arrrrrrrrrr feels lush!

>>220665265
ummy

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>>220665253

>>220665278
Oh no I have to lick her fanny for longer, the horror. You do my head in you virgin freak. Top yourself

Funky monkey

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fuck it, might just rewatch the mask

>>220665265
:/

29 but physically i feel about 50

Got toil tomorrow unfortunately team

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>Nigel Farage agrees Donald Trump must ‘take some blame’ for economic impact of Iran war

why do you have to make the prozzie cum when you pay her for a shag? feels like a scam I don't have to make my hand cum

>>220665309
My tongue gets tired ffs
Literally going at it for 20 minutes today
The others cum in 10 tops

Don’t like licking fanny very much
Rather just shag and get it over with
Anything else is gratuitous

>>220665350
What do you do at your toil?

>>220665348
35 me with a physical age of 28

>>220665141
going to post this in ever thread?

time for deadlift toil

>>220665359
T'es troon toi?

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>How much tourists attractions cost to get into vs if you're on universal credit

oh my christ
why work
8.4 million on UC

>>220665350
>>220665362
same poster

women profess left wing beliefs but are right wing when it comes to their own personal lives
the most left wing girl you know folds instantly for a rich man with status

>>220665362
do you enjoy the taste of previous clients fermenting cum
bit of buried treasure for you is it

>>220665278
i hope escort is just stand in for essex girl here

>>220665363
go absolutely feral for unwashed vag and arse licking it desu

>>220665384
Well it’s heatherpaedo so take a guess

>>220665391
if UC is funding benefit scroungers going to alton towers then they need to scrap the lot

>>220665391
everyone on benefits should be ground down into mincemeat

>>220665371
Work the delivery which involves putting the new stock onto the shelves and any that won't fit onto the back stock cages
Working the back stock cages throughout the day
Being on a till
Watching the self checkouts and intervening whenever a customer requires assistance

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why do all the ex soldiers talk like this now dont give a shit what you did in Iraq lmao

hi I'm new who is "heathermong" and how do I recognise a heathermong post

if rorke wants to save the uk then why is he on bennies?

>>220665391
Might go to Kew gardens then

>>220665406
more cope from a stupid cunt

I've never claimed a single state benefit

>>220665421
What's being on a till like? I'd find it terrifying

>>220665452
never claimed a fanny either

>>220665466
It is scary at first but quickly becomes second nature and you just sort of switch off during it. Almost like following a script

>>220665422
don't even need go to iraq to see that. just come to london. we got madonals, BFC, MFC, Pandos and so on

stamp all dogs to death

>>220665477
Are there many mean people?

oh it didn't scan that means it's free haha

haha

>>220665428
there will usually be another 50 of the same type of post of whatever thread it is before he eventually starts spamming black men

>>220665422
I don't get it why is he so traumatised about it? was he raped by Ronal MaDonal?

>>220665391
don't think dole scroungers are going to these places

>>220665483
Give it a rest kristi noem

>>220665477
what's it like when someone buys condoms

>>220665452
only had ema back in college (nice 30 quid a week, get in)
and a student loan that's now paid back, if that counts
but i grew up in a family on benefits so that defintely counts

>everyone wants a big mac
do yanks really think this

step dad used to call me alan carr
hateful bastard

>>220665524
Sainsbury's plate

>>220665500
do you need a bag
nah mate got the wife at home haha HAHAHAHA

>>220665421
do you get strong muscles from doing the stock?

and how do customers treat you in aldi?

>>220665422
Looks like one of them linkedin melts trying to tell you what he's learned today. Internet is filled with 'content' and it's all fucking useless boring shit.

>>220665524
I can't believe people eat like this

>>220665524
grim

My life has been just as empty and meaningless as it was almost 10 years ago and I've done practically nothing to change it

>>220665524
rorke feast

>>220665555
I know, you should put the chup on the side not drizzle it over

>>220665524
you still posting pics off steve "the maidstone pooer" dawson's twitter, are you?

>>220665524
Scranberg

>>220665547
When I worked in retail I once asked a woman with a broken arm if she needed a hand to her car with her bags. So autistic

>>220665562
Mine is a lot worse haha resigned to having been a failure

Mumberg making beef burgers for tea :3

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>>220665533
in fairness the prevalence of big macs and state sponsored big mac knock-offs in countries hostile to the US around the world would suggest that a lot of people do want them

>>220665495
No I don't think I've ever had a mean customer.

>>220665517
ALDI doesn't sell them

>>220665552
I don't do much stock they usually put me on the tills or self checkouts. Customers are always fine. People are there to do their shopping they want in and out with the least inconvenience possible. If you keep that in mind you'll be fine

>>220665600
love this man

>>220665590
That's just being nice, you're nice

>>220665600
Have you got the video of this? Can't find it

>>220665600
what's the story with this one then?

the berg is howling because i’ve opened tuna and not given her some but there’s jalapeños in it

>>220665590
thats good of you though
i had to walk a drunk old man to his taxi because he was literally swaying

>>220665600
A new video of this guy breaking into someone else's house and accusing him of raping a teenage girl has surfaced
Must be a complete headcase sadly

>>220665598
Ever fucked her up the arse

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>>220665572
he's the saddest gimp here

>>220665625
mate it's all over xitter

>>220665646
Sainsbury's plate

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>>220665646
oh is he...

I hate doing early shifts because it ruins the night before tonight for example I'll be having sandwiches or ready meals for tea and in bed by 20:00 pm

Sainsbury's plate

Steven D did a poo in Tesco in maidstone which he did anyway and all that

rorke examining the chimney stacks of the tunnocks factory. seven million? in a week? they think we're fools

>>220665676
don't need to put 'pm' when you put 20:00
its redundant

>>220665625
https://x.com/washghost1/status/2042455949391093985

weird flag
weird post
not happy with this one AT ALL

>>220665693
Fuck off raghead

>>220665562
the bar is way lower than you think it is
people get an MS diagnosis out of the blue in their 30s and live the rest of their lives as quadriplegics.
women get kidnapped as kids and live in some freaks basement getting raped for 20 years or more.
being a sexless loser in a comfy incel den wanking and playing video games isn't so bad

qatar shitting me

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>>220665710
hey less of that you

>>220665710
umm not posting under a union 'ack though am i?

>>220665676
I used to start at 6am and finish at 2, then I'd come home and be shattered so i'd go for a nap and wake up at about 7pm then I wouldn't be able to sleep that night and it was just a continuous cycle of me being physically and mentally zombified. This was during Covid too so they were flinging every shift they could at me

couple of chickpea wraps for scran

>>220665706
what did he even want?
did he want to rape the daughter?

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>couple of chickpea wraps for scran

post your favorite animal crossing characters x

>>220665698
Yes I do. It's good to be clear

>>220665735
Was like that at Greggs. I'd wake up at 3:20 am and get there for about 4:20 am to start getting ready. I didn't even get paid until 6:00 am but the manager would go mental if I didn't get there early to get ahead for the day

odds, I cook
evens, I slop
0s, first reply decides

>>220665745
schizo that thought a kidnapped child was being held in people's homes

I got 16 shiny Tinkatinks

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this is the thread?

>>220665706
Der Chud

>>220665793
no it's the phread

Posting fit checks to Bladee songs on my Instagram reels so women comment on them

>>220665777
Did you at least get free food at Greggs or was it just a discount?

twinks

>>220665793
squid game

realistically how young would you go?

>>220665837
coronavirus

chinese
japanese
dirty knees
look at these

Sir Escort Hirer

>>220665837
alright rorke

50mg Sildenafil tonight. It hasn't worked 5 times so far but tonight at 9pm I will try it on an empty stomach

>>220665844
40 just to be sure

>>220665777
why did you leave greggs? is aldi better?

>>220665829
Just a discount 50% off Greggs food and 30% off third party brands like walkers crisps or coca cola products.

Lad I worked with didn't pay for his food there the whole time was there like 4 years didn't pay once. Eventually left and got another job but it's funny he fleeced them of probably thousands of pounds worth of stock

me chinese me play joke
me go peepee in your coke

>>220665777
>Yes I do. It's good to be clear
Three is nothing unclear about 20:00

>>220665244
only subhumans prefer florida style over california

i don't know how these guys like dicaprio have the energy for 20 year old girls

>>220665872
do you get a call sign on the headsets and if so what is yours? I have always wondered when I go there

>>220665868
he got sacked after having a meltdown with a stanley knife

>>220665866
How empty?

can't say

>>220665777
>the manager would go mental if I didn't get there early to get ahead for the day
Don't ever let people treat you like this

>>220665872
i didnt know greggs was such a terrible employer

>>220665887
This is Yankee Steak Bake to Romeo Sausage Bean and Cheese Melt, do you copy? Over

what i've done, right, is put a mark where the bottle started
so as i get steamed, i can confirm how much i've drank
so i don't overdo it
deeply clever stuff, you could learn a thing or two from me

anyone else do loads of shites the day after drinking
I'm on my 4th

>>220665901
>dies like a bitch

>>220665928
Not really.
Usually just a singular arse rending, gut churning shite

>>220665924
creasing

>>220665901
>In 363, not long before Julian left Antioch to launch his campaign against Persia, in keeping with his religious tolerance, he allowed Jews to rebuild their temple.[126][127][128] The point was that the rebuilding of the temple would invalidate Jesus' prophecy about its destruction in 70, which Christians had cited as proof of Jesus' truth.[126] But fires broke out and stopped the project

George likes his chicken spicy

>>220665868
Tried killing myself with a bread knife in the staff room. Was transferred to a different store after 6 months on paid leave and tried doing it again with a different knife. They sacked me as they considered me a danger.

>>220665887
No. You just press the button on the headset to speak. It's very basic.

>>220665899
I know. I wouldn't tolerate it now.

I am dating Stuntpeng

>>220665391
Need them put to work filling potholes or collecting litter simple as.

>>220665925
and then when you're steaming you can disregard the mark and keep drinking

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>>220665081
how does it taste like? is it good?

eating a fry up and theres nothing you can do about it

>>220665952
>I know. I wouldn't tolerate it now.
Good for you x

>>220665872
Someone was doing this when I was working at Clinton cards and I reported it. Got employee of the month for that

>Incel Command, this is Chud Team Six, how copy? Over.
>Chud Team Six you've got hostile biomass moving towards you loaded for bear, bearing 080, over.
>Roger that Incel Command, requesting close air support, over.
>Negative, Chud Team Six, all allied air support is currently oscar mike to the Troon Front, over.
>Copy that. Chud Team Six, going dark.

>>220665966
we won't be doing that though
i'm almost sure of it

>>220665891
I had a bowl of cereal and hour ago

>>220665952
Fucking hell you're tragic

>>220665947
Jews can practice in Judea, while Europe is for the Pagans. What's wrong with that?

>>220665952
it's surprising they sacked you instead of helping. sounds like a disability employment claim

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HGV gf

>>220666012
MALE!

Is Employed Woman poleaboo?

You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either

>>220666002
>Julian thought to rebuild at an extravagant expense the proud Temple once at Jerusalem
>Julian's support of Jews caused Jews to call him "Julian the Hellene".
oy vey

Hate when Americans say Irn Bru tastes like bubblegum

>>220666031
nah theyre different trannies

>>220665901
a neoplatonist calling any one foolish
imagine

>Farage pictured previously with winners of Reform energy bill contest

SCREAMING

One rare moment when I felt proud of myself is when I said to a cunt manager 'you're going to stop talking to me like that now' whilst maintaining eye contact and then they apologised immediately.
In the break room afterwards he came in and explained to me that he'd been having family troubles and sometimes loses patience at work and then was sound to me the rest of the time I worked there.

overtook a car with 3 jews in it all wearing cheeky jew hats

wonder what sort of jewish antics they were getting up to

>>220666036
Chuckling

>>220665999
God you're a mong

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>>220666036

>>220666031
No TILDE (currently known as Employed Woman, despite being a male) loathes Amer "POLEABOO" Hussain

>>220665952
If it were up to me I’d have given you a sharper knife

once had such a grim booze and coke binge i was literally crying for my mum the next day

>>220666044
its the closest thing to describe those who never had it

so is EW a character or not?

>>220665952
do you get on better with the people you work with now?

>>220666124
its literally spaki

right then, off down the supermarket to do my gay porn grocery shop

>>220666124
Nice one Spaino

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>>220666044
we had our own iron brew when i was a kid. now we just import the shitty british one.

>>220665883
i make my own by mixing orange juice and water, tastes exactly the same

>>220666110
One time I drank so much that I started crying for my mum which is weird because I don’t usually get sad when I drink

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This is better than Irn Bru

>>220666044
It does
Barr even make Bubblegum pop as a nod towards that

The escort made some good eye contact with me with she sucked and kissed my dick today
Shit was so cash

>>220665069
what happens in hungary

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lmao
dognutter mentality in a nutshell

>>220666154
No

>>220666157
That stuff makes me retch
Far too sweet

>>220666110
grim, all been there mate
been years for me now, couldn't dream of touching the gear again. So much more satisfying to just enjoy booze and food and get to bed at a reasonable hour.

>>220666166
Starvation

>>220666069
Mad how rarely you see Jews in this country. They're like an endangered species.

Meanwhile in Yankland it seems everyone knows lots of obscure Jewish cultural and religious references cause everyone seemingly has a personal relationship with at least 2 or 3 Jews.

Makes me wonder why so many Jews back in the 20th century immigrated to the US but barely any to the UK.

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>I already tried asking /brit/ and followed mousenonces advice and I lost my dismissal appeal so I am hesitant to make the same mistake. I need to suggest a settlement fee to my ex employer. I don't know how much I should suggest

>>220666192
yeah babies are good at provoking dogs

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>>220666226

Mousey's discord is amazing

>>220666213
Being Jewish in America is a status thing, it gets you connected, especially in large east and west coast urban areas. I have a theory that lots of 'jews' in america aren't actually jewish at all or have very tenuous blood links. In the UK there is almost no elevated status that comes with being a Jew.

doing german on duolingo. not very good at it.

the bradleyposter is back I see

so ummmmm how do you get a gf in 2026 lol
asking for a friend haha

>>220666265
ich kann deutsch sprechen

you're only as gay as your last shag

>>220666265
i'm looking at starting a proper structured course at the college in september to learn the german
duolingo keeps you at beginner level

i swear sometimes the wifeberg acts like an absolute child

>>220666213
recently saw an orthodox jew in my area for the first time ever. there is an enclave of them about 5 miles north.

rorke be like ze bluchoos device iz ready to pear

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is this appropriate hiking gear

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anime

>>220666265
guten morgen

F off

>>220666261
>I have a theory that lots of 'jews' in america aren't actually jewish at all or have very tenuous blood links.
Obviously. Like when you start looking up Hollywood actors and 9 times out of 10 the early life section will say something like "He was born to an Italian father and a Jewish mother, raised Catholic, but identifies as culturally Jewish".

>>220666285
why does your flag look like a chocolate bar lol

>>220666274
imagine if you cut a hole in the back and inserted a horse fleshlight or something like that (it’s not illegal before anybody says no)

>>220666274
broccoli haired popcorn lunged runts slapping their knees red in the face at this

Horses mentioned

>>220666316
no toby

the clandestine meeting of another arse by my own arse

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>>220666285

>>220666298
wouldn't mind ragging this slag on her bed there haha

mouse in the house
i repeat
mouse in the house

>>220666323
Can you explain why they think it's funny to me I don't get it

>>220666323
>broccoli haired popcorn lunged runts
ktim

i'm voting reform on may 7th

who's on this /brit/ team I've been hearing so much about?

>>220666329
ywnbaj

>>220666335
Koran? Completed it mate

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>>220666371

>>220666213
where I live has actual hasidic jews with the funny hats roaming about in packs everywhere, all started arriving in the past two decades for some reason

>>220666285
Probably is you dirty brown nonce

atheists be like 'heh, I can donate to charity without God' and then not donate to charity

>>220666389
Needs to wind his neck in that one

>>220666285
choc ice flag

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>>220666371

the fact that you allow minimodding from this cancer pisslow parasite >>220666329 rather than just reporting it shows why this site has decayed in quality over the years and as such has become slower and slower

>>220666410
i don't give a penny to mussie refugee bastard loving charities

What's the best way to find an italian girlfriend lads?

>>220666350
zoomer humour is purely about repetition, if they've heard it several times its now funny

>>220666363
>I'm voting for a judeo capitalist Rightoid ZOG party

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>>220666395

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>>220666433

>>220666446
What's the audio to it?

>>220666439
poo

>>220666389
>Dylan roof
the last Rhodesian, show some respect x

>>220666434
I'm sure you'd be so charitable otherwise /s

>>220666447
>I'm voting for an Islamo-socialist retard party that wants literal open borders for the entire third-world

I give money to the charity case that is me

>>220666439
go to italy i think

>>220666462
it's just the 6 7 meme

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One year apart. Hair is life

>>220666503
Oh ok didn't even clock the numbers

>>220666446
It's crazy how they never EVER get bored of jokes/memes either. Zoomoids are still, to this day, repeating the "We got X before GTA 6" meme over 2 years after it stopped being funny.

bitch I know you see me
in my lamborghini

>>220666456
kys minimodding parasite

>>220666518
>rich royalty
>can't afford a transplant and fin
grim

>>220666526
Go Chinese girl go

>>220666666
Who will get the Satanic get

I been lookin' at the sun, but can't worry
I'm my mama oldest son, can't get buried
I got stripes in these streets like Burberry
I remember I ain't make a three, now I'm Curry
I might pop a fuck nigga, yeah, like a wheelie, yeah
I'm used to the murder, I'm from Philly

Lifttoil complete
Footytoil NOW

>>220666581
I used to unironically repost shit like this when I was a teenager ffs i need to be shot

>zoomer humour is purely about repetition
the most ironic thing i have literally ever read
this is posted in the thread where half the posts are just the same dozen gimmicks spammed over and over

>>220666581
broke up with a girl because she listened to deftones

>>220666591
leftypol running damage control for foreign paedophiles but what's new

we are the /brit/ team though at the end of the day aren't we

>>220666591
>that title
um
UM

aussies run /brit/

oh getting your zingers ready are you huh
makes me sick

>>220666581
Mad how hip hop has practically died since then

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mad how she just looks like a plain white woman without makeup

>>220666633
we are

>>220666622
Average zoomer meme has like 3-4 weeks where it’s good still
Here they run a joke into the ground within 3 hours

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Ruby

IRN BRU

>>220666666
>>220666666
>>220666666
new

ffs i am SUCH a freak

flatmate (19 year old girl) asked me for loo roll because she ran out

i immediately started wanking then went to bathroom when she was done and finished off in the sink

>>220666192
shouldn't have said the m word

Let you know (I gotta let you know)
I'ma let you know, you can't keep 'em close (ay)
Diamonds they so froze, water like a boat (ay)
Spanish girl named Rosa, and she from the Costa (yeah)
She know I'm a soldier (soldier, yeah), girl, I'll let you know that (ay)

>>220666663
look at how hairy those arms are

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>>220666694
Bet her fanny was hairy before cronem started waggling batondem over facetime to her

>>220666694
would give them a lick to show my trad queen how much I love her

>>220666663
i have the same glasses lmao

>>220666663
imagine cumming on her

>>220665200
if you don't like the diversity of the uk, feel free to fuck off :)

>>220666669
er

>>220666663
is she aware you can style your hair in a way that doesn't accentuate your gigantic forehead

>>220666669
you are a freak yh
sort it out

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