Prev >>220655355Sexy edition
>>220659956you must hate laughing
Everything Euros do is to get a reaction out of the US, like a child trying to get attention from their parent
Drinkity drank too much last night
>>220660072LOL
A sfw r9k would be nice but no let's get a wrestling board
>>220660090How about President Macaron and he’s a delicious sweet treat
>>220660153Hard to hate a man who tastes so good
Thoughts on Aristotle
>>220659810
Bitches actually should love me. But I think they can smell I’m retarded
Yessss finally a new delivery driver guys it was getting hard having a pizza delivered
>>220660267why do you think they hate you for being retarded?they probably hate you for being cowardly
>>220660189The soccer player?
>>220660331No
I’m the newest Chinatown salaryman. I wanna get shitfaced cyber consciousness deep blue mind. I wanna smoke weed at the cocktail/sushi bar and drive my car over bridges.
>>220660358What do you want me to fuckin tell you?
>>220660374Are you still not coming to my box social
Sparrows land on my windowsill, have sex, look over at me, then go back to fuckingI will miss this next year when I'm at my new place
>>220660381Listen pal.
white people are weird
>box socialWhy are foreigners so obsessed with the 50s?
>>220660374I don’t know. Tell me of beautiful Sweden.
>>220660485Uhh we like to pair meats with sweets, and we have pine forests all over the place. Tell me something nice about canada.
I mean it’s not a bad sammich is just so incredibly boring!
Just read that Kamala is considering running again for the next electionsMadam President we are ready for you!
Sucks being poor, not sure if more than having a job
>>220660529I feel like some of the beautiful places in Canada are not that different from Sweden. Mountains and forests and river valleys and beautiful coastline. Most of Canada is a vast empty beautiful landscape of nature.
>>220660163So true…
>>220660331No, Onassis
>>220660585being unemployed sucks less than being a jobcuck right up until you're hungry or sleeping outside
This guy looks so weird I thought then they call the name and it's a woman name then I'm like yeah that makes sense
Sexy to somebody would it be you? Oh I need a reason to get out of the house
>>220660529>we like to pair meats with sweetsexample?
>>220660590This is true. And we love our maples too, that should make you happy
>>220660665Kötbullar with dingleberry sauce
>>220660687Beautiful colours
>>220660708chat is this real
>>220660665As the german cretin said. May not look like much but we take pride in simple hearty meals here, I tell you. No french extravagance, just appreciation for what mother nature provides us.
>>220660753That gravy looks gross tbqh
hahahahaha hooligan
>>220660793It’s basically the same as American country gravy, ie made with cream.
>>220660793After frying the meatballs in butter you take the remains in the pan and mix in heavy cream. There's nothing to not like about it.
>>220660753i had that dish yesterday at the swedish embassy (IKEA)
>>220660818Interdasting
I’m a fucking degenerate piece of trash
Might kms by leaving the router bit stick out more than the K line because it’s too short to reach it where I need it to cut so wish me luck
>>220661012???
Listening to Arcade Fire. These guys were huge when I was in university.
Some deerfrens are chilling on the front lawn.
catbergensons or catbergensteins
>>220661108imagine buck breaking them
>>220661072Isn't the lead singer a pedo?
>>220660838Nice, thank you for stimulating our economy. I only buy maple syrup imported from canada btw
where does darth vader get his shoes?the darth MALL!!!
>>220661125Nah he got me too’d but it was nothing with kids,
>>220660641what if youre brazillian though
How about Rural Outfitters
>normalniggers talking about celebrity gossip againVGH, GO away!
I think one of the funniest cancellations of the woke era was when the band Viet Cong was forced to change their name because the Vietnamese diaspora got mad at them and said it was like naming themselves after the Nazis o algo
>>220661156That's just Hobby Lobby
are you chad in your country
im not sure if i should try to sleep more or not
Is Dante's Hell worse than regular hell?
All my old friendsThey don’t know me now
we cant land on the moon anymore, its lost technology, like roman concrete and greek fire, a shame none of the ancient records of the time survived
>>220661237Chad, is this real?
Would you?
>>220661546I always thought she was like 50 she's only in her 30s
>>220661546i'm out of her league
>>220661590How about Laura Boomer and she’s 50 (but looks the same)
>>220661590the body keeps the count
Woke up at 6 am Saturday morning and instantly ate a bunch of edibles. Really I’m a mental retard kind of loser guy.
RAISED IN CAROLINA I'M NOT LIKE THAT
I'm from [geographical location] and we do things just a little bit differently, bud!
I’m electric mind
Good morning>>220661719Weed isnt addictive goy>>220661770Carolina had a lot of slaves si the barbeque is good and thats good so we need slavery back
>>220661892Try THAT in a small town!!!https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY
Who would win 5 cavemen or 5 astronauts
SEXY TO SOMEBODY WOULD IT BE YOU
>>220662156In what, volleyball?
barely slept again award
>>220662176This image is kinda scary
>>220662204Thats just your natural instincts because real trolls are dangerous
>>220662112>>220662194put on a name so i can filter you
>>220662295Great post
>>220662295No
Someone left their airpods on the ground and I was tempted to steal but they have location on for that shit
>>220662265Okay thank you :)
German car repair be like>You must replace the KNICKERBOCKGASETZUNSCHIESER in order of get rid of limp code P0380C.>The KNICKERBOCKGASETZUNSCHIESER is a $4500 part that requires a whole new engine electrical master cable which is $3200 >Most mechanics will charge $12000 in labor because this is a 600 hour job
>>220662480Germans are automobile jews what's new
>>220662480Time to get a new car thats chesper than repajrs
>>220662194Balleyball
>>220662480for me, it's japanese cars (made in america)
The fire riseshttps://youtube.com/shorts/BdlQF7UJjcc?si=KZXB6Me7TfSgrt4v>>220662595I had to google it but i used to pepper with exercise balls it was a fun way to play.
Deporting Mahmoud Khalil to Palestine has the chance to be the funniest thing the Trump administration could possibly do
>>220662853Is that really why he was assassinated?
>>220662873He was assassinated by a guy whose family was ruined by a cult he ran
>>220662873Yes he was assassinated because of his opinions on sex
I deserve this
>>220662684He'd have to engage diplomatically with Palestine then.
>>220663027hmmm. i think she might have swarthy nipples
>>220663027Set higher standards for yourself king
Mom and aunt fighting while im trying to watch atrioc
Wearing yesterdays shirt and it smells like hamsters
>>220663455Do you have a hamster?
>>220663479No
>>220663543Oh lol
My hand smelled like a cockroach yesterday no idea why
>>220663820Take a shower
>>220663933It was after a shower
I feel a mighty poo brewing in my colon.someone fetch me a german
>>220663987Take a longer shower
>>220663454who won?
What is the plan for this Saturday fellas
>>220663543ARE you a hamster?
She's intent on stealing the dog's food
I'm gonna cover myself with the ashes of youand nobody's gonna give a damn
>>220664068My aunt got more upset so i guess my mom
>>220664494is she a wine auntmore importantly, is she hot
>>220664088go to sleep in a couple hours (I worked overnight) and then visit my parents when I wake up in the evening
>>220664494were they arguing about what a strapping young man you are?
cornographic pontent
>>220664494Were they are arguing about why you don't have a job yet?
Muslim fellow waits til after I leave the thread to lie, typical semite >Abu Burda reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: No Muslim would die but Allah would admit in his stead a Jew or a Christian in Hell-Fire
>>220664881forgot to link it >>220654403
drinking coffee with my wife hakurei reimu right now.
>>220664095Wash the bowl and clean the floors you pig
deez n****s fuggin gamblin' bruhme?effervescing the pooperstein-von-duckworth-kittingtonshire
what's wrong with you people
thoughts on byd cars in canada?
>>220665090bydeez nuts
>>220664932It's a mud room
>abortion is based, actually
>>220665085Many things.
>>220665140it is if its for indians or arabs.
White people be like:>And this is my mudroom
>>220665202it's an important room
Vomited stomach bile
Not even the fatties in America would swipe right on me so I changed my location to Philippines and instantly got 100 messages from skinny asian women. Fuck this country dude
https://youtu.be/iXPJKWMt4d8OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>220665306>kpoop
>>220665140Libs hated this chuddette because of what she said during covid too lol
>>220665326genuinely better than anything the west has put out since covid
>>220665283Everyone is realizing this, it's exactly the same as people realizing earning a US salary while living in Thailand or Croatia makes more sense
i think the girls on social pretty much nailed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5jhNZqT7QQ
Good morningI'm still high from last night's edible
>>220665202>The mudroom is where I keep my Nintendo memorabilia WHERE IT BELONGS!
>>220665566Drugs are bad mmkay
OPEN IT
>>220665283You are in a land where you are exotic, I'm sure if you went to Uganda a bunch of chicks would hit
>>220665373Online dating apps can be toxic environments but I think people's standards are being inflated IRL too. Both men and women
Finna smoke some marijuana and play video games, it's Saturday after all
>>220665579I fucking love drugs (weed and alcohol)>>220665612Hell yeah
>>220665602What the fuck
>>220665602>We close u come back tmrw
I'm beholden to the interests of a religious microstate 6,000 miles away where everybody wears a funny hatpic very much related
>>220665202If you live in the north, they earn their name.
how do i learn more about buddhism as a white man in the midwest it seems interesting and enlightenment might be real
>>220665699I walked along part of the outside of it when I was in rome but never went in. Seemed like too much trouble
>durr i am white how do learnnnnshut the fuck up useless faggot
>>220665885Let's be nice
>>220665602Can't tell if he needs more meds or less meds
>>220665927I find that usually things always balance somewhere in the middle
It feels good to be white. Just seeing how angry and bitter nonwhites get because I exist fills me with joy
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/anthropic-claude-mythos-ai-hackers-cybersecurity-vulnerabilities-rcna273673It's over
>>220666054Lmfao that gives the government a stronger case not to use them doesn't it?
watching seinfeld reruns
>>220666142I do not watch jewish shows
>>220666054wow! this company that hasn't pulled a profit or made a usable product has suddenly made the SUPER advanced OMEGA weapon software (too powerful to release).i must invest in them now!
An anon here recommended I read Bloodchild by Octavia Butler. This was in December, 2025. He mentioned how some readers assumed the story was about enslavement, until Butler came out and said no, it’s not. After reading the story myself I believe it is about pregnancy. In brief, humans share a planet with aliens who use the humans as breeding stock. The breeding process is disgusting and potentially deadly. Certainly deadly without modern medicine. The aliens have no choice but to breed with humans because the fauna on their planet has evolved to reject their eggs. The humans and the aliens develop a symbiotic relationship and refine it so both parties benefit.This is essentially how human reproduction works, taken to the extreme. The women take all the risk and are both weaker and in many ways unable to resist the political will of organized men. However, men have no way to reproduce without consenting women and are in many ways forced to cooperate with women as there is no alternative. This is not to say that either party is wrong or below the other, just that we must work together and there are clear downsides to both roles. Anyway, pregnancy is both bodyhorror and a miracle. I can easily empathize with women who choose to get abortions.
hello
>>220666281the parallels fall flat on their face to me. in the book, and in real life, humans can and do form independent societies that can survive and thrive without the intervention of the parasitic space aliens. Obviously, women are can't do much of anything without men.
My favorite c9lo4 is maorroon
Top 5 most populated US states 1. California: 39.4 million2. Texas: 31.3 million–31.7 million3. Florida: 23.4 million4. New York: 19.8 million–20.0 million5. Pennsylvania: 13.0 million–13.1 million
>>220666555now subtract the browns. what are the numbers?
woke up at 12:20 pm award
>>220666570California: 13 millionTexas: 11.8–12 millionFlorida: 16.6 millionNew York: 20.2 millionPennsylvania: 9.5 million
>>220666595I woke up at 3:30 pm yesterday
>>220666697This is the grimmest statistic I've ever read
>>220666697Fudged up on New York: 10 million
HANGOVER TIP: Taking a small dose of benzodiazepines after your first wake up after a night out and then going to bed for a little longer will get rid of ~70% of the hangover. And jerking off will get rid of much of the rest of it.
texaco
>>220666811Why do americans just take medication at any given opportunity?
Tennessee and Texas have the most beautiful ladies.
shall be picking up fatherbeg from the airport soon
>>220666755He made it up
is there an easy way to tell f a woman does porn?
>>220666951just look at her. the body keeps the score
jew york mexifornia floiubawakansylvania
>>220666845You ever taken a benzo while hungover? No? Then shut the fuck. If you had you'd know I'm right. Also don't you have your own general?
>>220667017Take your meds schizo
>>220664527She and my mom are both in aa>>220664590Of course. No my aunt just lives with my grandpa and she asked what she could do to help and my mom said clean the house and she said she couldnt do it and my mon got angry and said dont ask how you can help of you dont want to help and they shouted>>220664929Based. Which touhou is your favorite?? Ive only played eosd>>220665854Try reading the tibetan book of the dead it's an easy read and fun
>>220660009hi,>>220667044>>220667049>>220667053pol subhumans to leave now thanks. dogshit off-topic low quality posts
>>220660451hi! *kissu*
Therapistberg won't prescribe benzos because she thinks we're in a benzo crisis like opioids
>>220667072Your welcome :3
>>220667054>Based. Which touhou is your favorite?? Ive only played eosdI've only played Luna Nights, and the flash games that used to get posted on /f/
>>220667072>the peethiopian is a /shit/ posterGrim
>>220665602Who is this niqqa I keep seeing
There is nothing hotter than the south. Everywhere you go you see the most attractive women
>>220667072You're a /brit/ in /cum/. Everything you post is off-topic.
>>220667208Texas is 15% white. What the fuck are you talking about
>>220667226texas is not part of the south.
>>220667034Good retort, slayed that druggie
Leaks from staffers in San Francisco are coming forward stating that Kamala Harris was an escort for judges, politicians, and various powerful businessmen to sway court cases and help push leftist policies in the state. Democrats are trying to bury these allegations
>>220667226>Texas is 15% whiteThat's only the youth population. It's like 30% white
>>220667226Have you seen women from Tennessee?
She's working at the pyramid tonight
One day soon the world's gonna end I'm going to make out with my new best friends. I wanna live live before it all burns down
>>220667353Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see
>>220667219you are wrong little zoomie >>220667141you didnt do anything>>220667355who
>>220667293I want a Kamala Harris and a the white house press reporter sex doll for sex doll threesomes
I would smash a yanks head in with a giant mallet
>>220667405Imagine the smell
>>220667353>>220667395FUCK I meant to make this joke first
>>220667407>t. The Joker
We are OWED sex.
>>220660248Typical Innsmouth resident
mods I am requesting that the parasite dogshit poster ruining /brit/ (he is currently doing it) is banned again, even though he will ban-evade to keep doing it, and that he is admitting in the thread that he is in the wrong. he has no control, wont stop, so you should do that for him
Big old women down in San Antonio
LAGTAS (Let's All Goon To Abigail Shapiro)
I fully expect to see you all in the cinemas on June 4th
>>220667696Do you like her brothers eyebrows?
>>220667745THAT'S THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY
before we started dating my gf had sex with 14 men including 4 black guyshow do i cope?
>>220667745My local kinoplex has a no singles policy. I can't get in.
>>220667754She has a brother?
>>220667745what’s coming out in the cinemabergs that day?
>>220667838Unfunny goshcel meme
>>220667745why?
who or what is a "goshcel"
>>220667838you'll have to make her watch you take 14 men, including 4 black guys
>>220667838Why do that to yourself that's gross
>has a gf>complainssome people will never be happy
>>220667903A plague upon the planet
if i had a gf with a sexual past id make her tell me all about it while she jerked me off
GOP Grand Old Party more like GROSS OLD PEDOS!Impeach Orange Man now
You guys have cinemas? My town shut theirs down
>>220667942What if all of her previous parents were "those" people
*fights you*
>>220667981that would be even better
>>220667981>"those" peopleMormons?
>>220668071Mormgroids are the only white people left in this brown country
>>220668176Trvke. I never understood why chuds dont convert to mormonism. If you arent willing to conform to the rules you probably aren't cut out for traditionalism.
honestly, and this is irregular for me, I certainly would
Should I farten before or after the sharten
>>220667918Big brain
Im getting sent targeted advertisements and its pissing me off
>>220668338Mine are for prom :/ I graduated over 10 years ago
>>220668338If they weren’t get paid so much for my data I’d turn targeted advertising on in a heartbeat
>>220668253Shut the fuck up JasonBrian
If femcels are sick of being femcels they could just dress like a femboy
New season of Dancing with the Stars started (called “Let’s Dance” in Germany) and this actress I haven’t thought about in years, if not decades, is one of the contestants.Is she prime sexable or what….https://youtu.be/tZiZzRi9Dfg
>>220668369Thats odd. Do you share internet with someone?>>220668376I like getting ads for video game releases because you find some good games that ways and i dont really buy much else most of the time so its sorta win win.>>220668391I havent done anything wrong
>>220668465I sucked her tits and fucked her pusy
>>220668479>Thats odd. Do you share internet with someone?No I guess I just listen to juvenile music
>>220668512Jealous
>>220668338are you perchance in London?
Where's the anon who gets mad when zoomers in his church make fun of him everytime he suggests schools should have churches?
>>220668565dunno
>>220668518What do you listen to? I didnt even know kids listened to music i just thought they watched tiktok>>220668536I was in the uk last week but im in america now
>>220665656Based.
>>220668632DIIV, The Strokes, Olivia Rodrigo and recently K*tseye
Instagram has zero moderationKeep getting fucked up jeetgore
>>220667355who?
>>220668676Why the strokes wtf
>>220667849>>220667860The Amazing Digital Circus series final
She offered me sex but I had to turn her down. I wanna game instead bros
Fun fact /brit/ didn't know about itself: dey sux big pee pee lole
>>220668176>>220668253Mormons abandoned their previous view of black people and now I see plenty of spic Mormons. They literally go deep into dark third world hells to try and convert the poop eating locals to Mormonism; this whiteness stereotype will not last forever.
>>220668700Her
I’m visiting Spain rn and man the women here mog American woman so badly. Why did I have to marry an American woman bros?
>>220668851you posted this yesterday as well
>>220668765I liked the pilot but the first ep didn’t grab me in the same way. Didn’t watch the rest of the series tbqhwyf
>>220668865Maybe he's just really excited to share
>>220668851Europeans support lgbt so you don't want to marry them. Marry a Christian girl from the south.
>>220668760They are the greatest band of our generation
>>220668865Sorry I had to repost it. It blows my mind
should i waste my time applying to non-existent jobs? go walk for 12 hours? or butcher another $20 on alcohol
>>220668944Become a man whore. Sell your body
>>220668965Shut up groomer
>>220668944What the hell you're literally me
>>220668914They have like 5 good songs
>>220668944The latter of the first two but the former of the last two
>>220668975>groomeryou're a grown ass man, wtf do you mean groomer? unless you're an underagedb& and you exposed yourself.
>>220669072Wait... trvke
Dreaming of Mercy Street, wear your inside outDreaming of mercy in your daddy's arms againDreaming of Mercy Street, I swear they moved that signLooking for mercy in your daddy's arms
daddy has dsls
>>220669186Thank you for killing the thread
What have you eaten today?
>>220669294poop
>>220669294your sister's pussy
>>220668944Ghost jobs should be illegal and punishable by fines and prison https://youtu.be/Gi1R4iDx3Lg?si=Bc-thBB8wCRnau41
>>220669294bugs
>>220669294Nothing besides alcohol
Are there any actual good podcasts?
>>220669294fish filets, a burger and a taco. i occasionally lose my mind and eat a whole restaurant menu because i'm usually what >>220669333 said.
>>220669409No
>>220669410I ate a taco today too, wanna hold hands??
>>220669409Yes mine it about cooking, cats and flowers
>>220668975The sam hyde show and scuffed realtor
>>220660009mods,>>220669413ban evasion to post his shit again
>>220669439i'd like that. <3
Do any of you have the apujasta (also known as fren) where two female FBI are fighting over Apu in the foreground?dialogue is something like>he's MY schizo, I'm taking him in!>no, he's MY retard, and I love him!and fren is in the background with a shirt that says RETARD or something on it?I somehow didn't save it. I am sad :(
>>220669462Sorry I don't hold hands with alcoholics. Pwned :)
>>220668676The strokes are nepo slop
>>220669294is your sister fit, and single? a horse would do fine anyways...
>>220669492what does foreground mean
>>220669498
Make the new now
>>220669561NO
>>220669294picadillo
>>220669500So are Clairo and Gracie Abrams
What is /cum/'s go-to seasoning for steak to go into a steak and cheese?
>>220669492are the agents female apus?
>>220669639Gracie is sooooo hot and sexy and cute!
>>220669521https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=foregroundIt's 1 more than threegroundA 2d image showing a 3d perspective is typically divided into foreground (closest distance, although in no way do I imply that this is referring to actual distance since we are of course talking about a two-dimensional image with a forced three-dimensional perspective creating the illusion of three-dinensional space), middle ground, background.Consider:Drumph and other peeps in foregroundOcean in middle groundSky in background
>A 14-year-old Indian boy was bit by a snake in Amroha, UP. The parents, instead of rushing him to hospital, took him to a tantrik who suggested lowering the boy in the Ganga river for 12 hours. The boy eventually died.
>>220668851Spaniards are antisemites you should avoid that "people" at all costs. Lusting for those women is not America first.
>>220669661no they are human
>>220669841imagine dying of a snakebite and you have to spend the last 12 hours of your life in the shit river
>>220669836whats a three ground
What do you guys think of amerindians?
>>220669867okay then i most likely do not posses that image
>>220670026Don’t like Mexicans
>>220670098So you aren't sorry about the trail of tears?
>>220670156glad it happened
>>220669836What the fuck is this image lol
Punch a yanks face in
Girl make a new or will
NEW>>220670266