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>>220670266birb
Just got this in the mail
Daydrinking shirtless on the balcony. My tiddies look nice
>>220670266Imagining that she wears lipstick makes it hot.
>>220670363can i lick em?
Back from ikea with momberg I skipped out on getting a carpet because I know she will deduct good boy points for it
>>220670393Sure
>>220670357ironically sporting a very amish-looking beard, that fella
>>220670432Wonder what Phoebe looks like now
Ate too much and feel sick but it was delicious award
>>220670432you have a cookie, THEN drink some milk after. it's not supposed to just be a slurry in your mouth! man can't even enjoy cookies and milk properly.
Coming to the acceptance phase of realizing i have toad-like proportions, maybe i'll just frogmaxx
>>220670590What's toad like about you
>>220670368Secretary bird mogs ostriches.
Deserve this, I do
>>220670590>toad-like proportionsHow does that look?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
A life-size blow-up doll develops a soul and falls in love with a video store clerk.
>>220670774wisdom
fatherberg is going to annoy me again
bit crazy that none of my coworkers know that today was the last time they will see me
TimeAll the long red linesThat take controlOf all the smoke like streamsThat flow into your dreams
>>220670623>>220670690I'm short and have a permanent pot belly no matter what I do but long slender girl legs
>>220670266I'm going to fucking physically fight my brother that I live with. I got in an argument with him yesterday that I don't let my pet cat outside because there's a bunch of strays out there and they're very aggressive and hostile towards him. I don't even know why he was so invested emotionally in this topic as it's not even his pet and he gives 0 fucks about him anyways, yet he argued so intensely about this topic and how I'm wrong. Note there's a stray out there that's already attacked my cat TWICE.I get back from work at night and his daughter is telling me how they let a bunch of strays into the house earlier.Now today, I'm in my bedroom thank God with my pet cat in the room with me, and the same fucking stray that has attacked him TWICE in the past pokes its head in and starts walking in. I slam the door and go out and my brother and his daughter have all the doors wide open, and are actively trying to encourage stray cats into the house. I don't know what kind of passive aggressive insanity this is but I'm going to actually fucking harm him if he keeps this shit up.
i dont deserve a gf women dont owe me sex
>>220670981erm no offense sis but who asked
>>220670981And thank God I just happened to be home right now anyways. I'm getting so pissed off just thinking if I weren't here I would have probably come home to find that my cat got attacked by strays INSIDE OF THE HOUSE. What fucking absolute insanity is this. Not to mention potential germs since they're strays with no shots or anything. I hate my retard nigger brother so much. I hate him with a passion.
>>220670363I used to day drink on weekends
>>220671040have you considered getting your own placeit's a strange arrangement but renting a room from a stranger is an option
https://youtu.be/7WOTFGL7yjgthread theme
primitive cavemen, early modern humans in Europe 40,000 years ago averaged 183 cm (6 ft) tall. After the invention of agriculture, height dropped to 162 cm (5'4").
>>220671092KWAFB
>>220671094/fit/ was right. c*rbs are the enemy.
>>220671094Modern uncontacted people and bushmen are all short and mostly suffer from malnourishment also>Pre-Last Glacial Maximum (LGM) Upper Paleolithic males (roughly 40,000–20,000 years ago, including Aurignacian and early Gravettian periods) averaged around 174–179 cm (about 5'8" to 5'10"). Some analyses put them closer to 179 cm, with slim builds and estimated weights around 67 kg. Females averaged about 158–163 cm.
can't believe this faggot and his cat post got more (You)s than the heartfelt incelblog posted last night
>>220671176unironically they were all (both) me
>>220671094the agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>220671084Yeah I'll be moving out from here soon. >>220671176Post it again also don't call me a faggot please thanks
>>220671125im white idk what this means bro
>>220671094That's what happens if you live off plain starches. >>220671151Only if you eat a monotonous diet or are short on calories.
Picking my nose
>>220671165This is from Google, I dont know but the Mongolian pastoral chads were way bigger and stronger than the Chinese men.
>>220670590told you to lay off the frogtech™
Return to Pastoral Chad life
>>220671243hey you stupid cracker it's a /pw/ memeI will explain>KWAB is a common /pw/ acronym that stands for "kek what a bitch">an evolved form of the meme is adding other contextual adjectives to the acronym, creating an in-joke for the person/place/thing in question>KWAFB in Road Dogg's case means "kek what a fired bitch" as he was recently let go as a writer from WWEsujbscribe for more /pw/ facts
tiktok is full of AI shit
Bought Pringles again todayThis time I’ll build a masturbation device for real
God I wish I was a cro-magnon primitive hunter-gatherer in Europe 40,000 years ago ;_;
Grains allowed humans to build giant structures and study the arts/philosophy thoughever
Tonic water go crazy
who gives a fuck about cro magnon, nigga get real
>>220671434ayo this canadian followed from the adoption of agriculture!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIjTq_OdFvo
>>220671474Brapzillians are basically unevolved cavemen albeit.
I wish I was a woman with a cute wife.
>>220671434Honestly real. Wouldn’t have to worry about money ever again. I have my own tribe to help me too.
>>220671549were*
Traditional African diets, rich in fibrous, hard, and unprocessed foods, promote broad jaws and straight teeth compared to modern diets, which are often soft and processed. Studies indicate that high-sugar, processed diets lead to narrower jaws, severe teeth crowding, and increased decay within one generation.
I am literally Hyperborean saar I am fucking antediluvian
>come to int to learn about mysterious foreign lands>90% of the catalog is about America>the Americans really do that>the Americans are circumcised>the Americans are shot>the Americans orange man>the Americans interracial mutts>the Americans cannot into culture>the Americans wood houses>the Americans shoes into house>the Americans the Americans the AmericansGreat board
>>220671368thats dumb
It's all about the "he says, she says" bullshit
>>220671660I don’t actually go to outer /int/
Did anything come of this? Did he get arrested and charged with uttering threats/disorderly conduct/vandalism/menacing?
>>220671660heres the catalog with exactly 1 thread about america, made by an american
>>220671701I think you better quit talking that shit
>>220671660>visit non American thread>make a post>don't get any replies>thread dies right after my post
You look like this.
I drive up and down Harlem blocks, iced out watchKnots in my socks, cops think I'm selling rocksPulling me over too see if I'm drunkbut I'm sober they wouldn't fuck with me if I drove a NovaListen Columbo you're mad because your money come slowAnd what you make in a year I make in one showNow you wanna frisk me and search my rideCall me all kinda names try to hurt my prideYou're just mad cause I'm a young cat, pockets dumb fatTalkin bout where the gun at, I been there and done thatI'm through with that illegal life, I'm stayin legitI love to see cars come cruisin bye and playin my shitI walk around with six thou' without a pist-al, my whole click's wildI'm rich pal, no more sticks I'm makin hits now
why is she such a huge pit slut
>>220671719Who is this and what happened!
why does pepe like to wear food on his head?
what if i deliver you the coup the grass
In Sweden, liquor sales are regulated through a monopoly retailer known as "The system company", which is a fucking stupid name. You can't buy alcoholic beverages above 3.5% alcohol anywhere outside this company. And they're closed on sundays.Do you have temperance movements in your country?
>>220671722Post filters, I counted 9 by hand just now and that's low for this time of day on /int/. When the ausjeet and that Tunisian faggot wake up it can break 20.
>>220671880Ontario has that same system and some other provinces but all alcohol including 3.5% and under. Alberta has private liquor stores.
>>220671719it's an AI video, sister
Th’Arc de Trump looks pretty based ngl
benis
>>220671923Communism I tell you.
Among the most interesting phenomena I've observed is the difference between actual Black weebs and hoodweebsVery interesting dynamic these two have
There are some native communities in Canada where alcohol is illegal
>>220670972
>>220671880>In Sweden, liquor sales are regulated through a monopoly retailer known as "The system company"Dystopian, Kafkaesque even
>>220670981that’s fucked up, I hope you and the kitty will be ok
Made a girl laugh while walking dogberg maybe there's hope afterall
In Ontario its called Liquor Control Board of Ontario
>>220670972have you tried losing 20lbs? the results may surprise you!
>>220672124you will never ever not once in your life be a real incel
holy crap prime minister mark carney gave me a tax return of $2000
Every liquor store is also a deli where I live
>>220672138I did the gymcel thing for like three years and it made no difference all of my body fat accumulates in my neck and stomach no matter what i do at best i look like a normal person wearing one of those pregnancy training vests
>>220672165Dude inflation lmao
made fries and steak and cheeses
>>220672165Did he come to your house with one of those big novelty cheques?
>>220671719Does watching Demon Slayer make you schizo?
Scotiabank charged me another random $5 overdrawn handling fee even though I wasn't in the negative. God I hate these jews so much.
That's Life - Frank Sinatra (phonk remix)
Tried to install a new bidet but the screws on my terlet are too tight. Finna have a smelly ass
>>220672312get your bf to loosen them, sweetie
Little over two hours to vigil mass
Rolling with the punches
Btfod kek
>>220672356Tempted to ask dadberg
>>220671880Dystopian. Here in Illinois you can buy hard liquor in the Walmart or any other supermarket
>>220672440why would they want to move them
>>220672446that's a smart girl
https://youtu.be/LGOjq3Ypn-Y
I never though system of a down was that good
>>220671434>>220671574Neanderthals would kill you then rape your woman btw
Official thread art
>>220672635It's just spaz music, not that deep
>>220672500Iran was being a bitch because the US was banning their officials from attending
>>220660753are those Redcurrant berries?
>>220672070Saw some post about this on niggagram. All the wypipo were calling it systemic racism and all the injunz were like "nah we need this". Sort of funny how little people who simp for natives understand rez life in this country.
>>220672635Acoustically I like it. But the politics found in their music date them to be painfully 2000’s. The anti war stuff is timeless but songs like “ Prison Song “ are cringe in hindsight.
>>220672070When I was in Alaska their were Crying Eagle Big Thunder ass communities like that
Watching Furiosa on cable and damn this movie sucks ass
>>220672776Killed the mad max franchise lol
binging Invincible and damn it's amazing
>>220672776Is that the one with the midget?
>>220672776Chris Hemsworth is the only redeeming quality
Jew Spain :0Jew Germany :/
>>220672882I remember Toledo, do you?
>>220672727I thought they weren't coming
>>220672669>DaliHe was a fascist, by the way
Ah yes, European "art"
>>220672972that's a good thing
>>220672800That doesn't surprise me>>220672853Anya? >>220672876This whole movie feels like it was made on a greenscreen. How the fuck did it get 90% on RT?
>>220672972
>>220672998>How the fuck did it get 90% on RT?Because it's feminist and empowering, chud
>>220672669>>220672972>>220672995I like how Dali would go to expensive restaurants, order a lot of stuff until he had a huge bill, then pay by cheque. He would draw on the back of the cheque then sign it, so they couldn't cash it without losing the original art. Seems pretty based to me.
>>220673063He was a zionist btw
Despite everything, it's still (You)
>>220672998>That doesn't surprise meIt cost over $300 million after you factor everything in, huge loss for the Studio. Turns out audiences like Mad Max movies to have Mad Max in them, kek
American (((catholics))) be like >the pope made me mad we should impeach him!!!!
>>220673136it's fine to admit that you're a fake catholic
>>220673084I think he just liked making money
>>220673159American's refuse to admit they are fake catholics who have no ties to the roman church, sad!
ate too much ice cream again award
>>220673063I curse that dumb fucking retarded countryman of mine who came up with the ''wojak'' face. So fucking sick of seeing its stupid variations on the internet. Its not fucking 2015 anymore. Move the fuck on people, for gods sake.
Still weird to me there is an American pope, seems so incongruent.
It's Timecop (1994) and chill this evening
>>220673136americans ruin everything
Drinking from my cool stein and talking about space with my grandpaFeels good
>>220672918They don't have a choice now lmao
>>220673207>I curse that dumb fucking retarded countryman of mine who came up with the ''wojak'' face. So fucking sick of seeing its stupid variations on the internet. Its not fucking 2015 anymore. Move the fuck on people, for gods sake.
>>220673133Cannot believe it costs $300 million. It must've been the advertising budget because this movie is ass
>>220673245LOL
>>220673182you are a fake catholic who doesn't understand basic teachings, pretty embarrassing for you
>>220673214the previous pope was from argentina...
>>220673245stupid as fuck
>>220673229Jean-Claude Van Damme has a nice ass no homo
>>220672979This was a very modern piece of art at the museum that i liked a lot
>>220673262You are a larper much like the other attentionwhoring rightoids and that's okay just know that your soul will burn for all of eternity and you should repent and go do some community service
>>220673279what did you like about it
>>220673207Soyjaks are unironically the last bastion of creativity on the internet
>>220673269He was still an ethnic Wop from a Catholic country
>>220673234This.https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/14v3ayt/wojacks_are_ugly_and_stupid_and_i_hate_them/
>>220673248it had a stilted amateur theater vibe with clunky dialogue that went on forever...and this following the best Mad Max movie by far that caught everyone by surprise & the greatest movie series comeback ever
>>220673302They're the exact opposite desu, prior to soyjaks taking off there were a variety of characters and art styles that people posted in, now it's just soyjaks, it's the perfect end for a site which has been taken over by israeli propaganda, take a vibrant varied art scene and turn it in to a monolith that your average normalfag can giggle at and say so true to before moving on
>>220673270>>220673326>Stupid as fuck
>>220673368Pathetic ragebait.
>>220673354>variety of characters and art styles that people posted in, now it's just soyjaksAhem?
>>220673399>Pathetic ragebait.
>>220673330>stilted amateur theater vibeIt's not even giving that. It feels like green screen capeshit movie
>>220673407>>220673431Not funny you retard.
Going to do some yardwork in the back only wearing shoes, socks and my FFL underwear.Don't care if its gay it's hot out there and getting some color would be nice.
Polish posters are the worst tbqh
imagine getting jakk'd 3 times and you still keep replying
tesla and cadillac are the only ones who make sedans for the US market nowthe jappos own it
>>220673463
>>220673295I liked the use of impasto and the character and expression of his face. The way his directly comes towards you directly confronts you with his emotion, and the intensity relays what he's feeling directly towards you. You can feel his sadness, and it makes you think "am i sad too?"
>>220673530lmao
>>220672979I went the national museum of anthropology in madrid and they had an african sectionthe literal first thing you see is a painting of a monkey with a gun wearing a shirt that just says fuck on ithad quite a chuckle
>>220673530you are still a silly retard>>220673481how so
crazy to see tucker move on from his schizo era
>>220673564I have some historical ones if you like those more
>>220673544you're trying very hard to make it sound deeper than it is
>>>/vg/563329121
>>220673547I fucked up the crop thobeit
>>220673594please post more, historical jaks are my favorite
>>220673609>brave browserthats jason alrightlet's get 'im boys
¿Qué es lo que quiere la nena?>>220673609I'm glad gayson is gone
>>220673609sometimes I wonder how fucked your life had to be that you end up letting porn addiction steer your life
>>220673594You probably downloaded them from a his/ thread without even understanding the context.
>>220673595You asked me why i liked it and i explained why i liked it. That's all
>>220673714yeah well you're wrongand stupidand i bet if i walked by you in the supermarket i would be thinking "man that guy smells awful!"
wait holy shit I just realized somethingthis anime avatarfag is jason's tranny persona
>>220673136Maybe we shouldn’t take the opinions of a guy who names himself after Warhammer 40,000 as those representing American Catholics. Especially considering it’s Protestant whackos that actually support what Trump is doing, while the Catholic Church is explicitly against it.
>>220673759no it's not holy shit you're low IQ
>>220673564Już przestań bo ludzie będą myśleć że my wszyscy jesteśmy chuds bez humoru tak jak ty
>>220670774>ninja master
>>220673759The janny does nothing for avatarfagging but will you ban you if you dare mention l'orange homme
>>220673745I smell good dummy
>>220673638Edward Longshanks fan?>>220673682It's not hard to understand the context of that specific one THOUGH
>>220673809wiem wiem już przestaje, niech ci będzie -_-
>>220673897who is the king in that pic anon?
>>220673773A lot of american catholic do think like this, they've gone years with zero opinions about real catholicism but now that the pope is american they can't stop giving their takes
Post things
>>220673790nah it is + ur a seething tranny lover
>>220673839Its not avatarfagging if you use different characters in your posts. I talked to a mod about it about 10 years ago and they said it was ok
>>220673839>l'orange hommein 2026 I've definitely been banned more for mentioning PM Corny
Skwürrol.
>>220673952nah you're a retarded low IQ chimp and a manlet, too
>>220673638I made this years ago
>>220673981heshe won't fuck u dudewhy are you frothing at the mouth over an internet tranny? freaky behavior
>>220673931I already answered that, you may remember him from such films as Braveheart & Outlaw King
>>220673995lmao imagine being this fucking retarded, could NOT be me. literal room temp IQ on this manlet creep
Jason makes me want to punch my walls
>>220673276Bit homo upon consideration amigo
>>220674011a stranger on the internet is raising your blood pressure right nowlet that sink in
>>220674025try not being so short and ugly, lil bro lmao
>>220674036here's one more reply, have fun talking to yourself
Im at the airport
>>220674051I'm not talking to myself I'm insulting you for being fucking retarded, boy
>>220674059Time to buy a $20 sandwich and a $7 bottle of water
>>220673999oh right
>>220674087I have no money. I’m heading home once I pick up fatherberg
>>220673947>A lot of american catholic do think like thisAll it takes to be "american catholic" is an american flag and cross emoji on your twitter handle, shit is so fucking gay.
>>220673898Dzięki. Jak tam leci w ojczyźnie? >>220673947All I’m saying is taking twitter posts of a guy who takes his name from space marines is almost certainly not an accurate representation of Catholics anywhere generally speaking
>>220674023A little homo is just called good taste. David has a nice ass but nobody calls Michelangelo gay
>>220674059The last time I was at the airport and posted it was banned for cp. Such cases
>>220674167This happened to me in the Fairbanks, Alaska airport.
Too many good looking people here. Wish I wasn’t an ugly freakazoid >>220674167Airport wifi refuses to load /int/. I switched to my mobile internet
>>220674167One of my mobile IPs is banned for that, another for soliciting 'p. Grim stuff.
>>220674167This happened to me at Skyharbor airport, Arizona.
>>220674193For me it was Dulles
suck my ass you jew cowpig
>>220674158I can understand pretty much all of that, though that is due to using /int/ for a long time. When I was 20 I couldn't even understand Serbocroatian.
>>220671420pvc pipe is less expensive and more durable. you also have a choice of diameters.
A pedo is posting from different airports. Interdasting
>>220674238Why pvc and not abs?
>>220674250it's you, you're the pedo
>>220674263I am not :/
>>220674250It’s the same in hotels as well.
pedos law:the longer a public wi-fi network exists, the probability of a pedophile using it to post cp on 4chan approaches 1
>>220674306If I were Thanos I would snap my fingers but only pedophiles would disappear
>>220672979That is women's art. At art school (long story) i learned that women WILL make art about genitalia whenever allowed free reign to do so. All of them. The instant a professor gives an open assignment like 'do a painting with oil in 4x5 canvas in the style of whatever' you're going to get penises and vaginas from several of the girls in the class.
I like to imagine all those cp airport bans are from the same guy who made it his goal to permaban the public wifi in every airport
Looks like I need to wait an additional 15 minutes
you bloody benshod bastardo
I noticed my right shoulder was really sore after lifting the other day and now it feels like there's a small dip or depression there and it's still sore...
>>220674489This is me. It feels like something is missing
god I am so sick of hearing about AI
>old bitch was constantly looking over her shoulder during my incelberg walkwhat the fuck was her problem?
>>220674489Does massaging it help? Maybe foam rolling might help or it could be a spasm.>>220674562I saw a video where a data cebter guy got ran out and it was satisfying
>>220674562If I can't find a job then nobody will
If there ever were an award for the ugliest man on planet earth, it would go to me.
>>220674586I hate "karens" so fucking much
>>220674596Why are you so ugly?
>>220674596If you are actually so hideously disfigured and deformed that you are the ugliest man on earth, then you can probably make some bank (and fuck some bitches) by doing freaky fetish porn. If not, shut the fuck up and stop complaining
>>220674616I’ve been asking myself that everyday.
why does JAV always have ugly old men who the fuck likes this shit
Motherstein knows what mail is coming she gets notices :/
>>220674591idk I'm gonna take it easy a few more days and hope it works itself out, I can just do some dude gang weed for the pain, don't wanna tell my doctor I am a bitch and hurt it lifting just yet, hopefully I didn't permanently fuck something up!
>>220674586she thought you were going to rape her, problematic to assume all men are rapists. even worse if you are nonwhite, because she's also racist.
>>220674652>watching JAVAren't most of the girls coerced by the Yakuza? At least American porn stars sign up voluntarily
>>220674678All men are rapists.
>>220674614She definitely fitted the blonde karen stereotype >>220674667What dildo did you buy?
When I go on incel walks at night I like to walk like Vince McMahon when I see a woman that sees me.
>>220674624Shan’t
>>220674673Yeah just go east on it most importantly. I sprained a tendon in my hand deadlifting and got all worried about it but it got better on its own after a few minths. Same thing happened when i pulled my rib. Can you ice it for the pain?
>>220674720I renewed my license and she knew about it
I would die for Canada
>>220674667Have you considered moving out?
My great great grandpa was a manlet politician. Cool.
>>220674761And that's bad?
This is the best deal on Marketplace right now.
>>220674803That's a vintage vehicle
>>220674774Yes I need to but poor>>220674795I didn't know she could see that
>>220674803Pack when picup trucks could actually carry lumber
>>220674683nah, big gangs prefer to have their legitimate businesses be as clean as possiblecoercing girls into being basically sex slaves is asking for trouble, theres also no shortage of willing whores out there
>>220674831>Yes I need to but poorI'm glad to hear that you're trying, unlike some of these other freaks who are proud to be living with their parents in their 30s
I’m still waiting btw
>>220674888https://youtu.be/VUI-ELCdjxo?si=CzSlsc-ewdUD9ZUw
>>220674888on what?
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE CHICKS HAVE DICKS AND THE GUYS HAVE TITTIES
>>220674927>>220674933Fatherberg. I don’t see him
watching destiny (suck dick)
>>220674974RAISED IN CAROLINA I'M NOT LIKE THAT
>>220674977STRANGLED BY THE WISHES OF PATERHOPING FOR THE ARMS OF MATERGET TO MEET HER SOONER OR LATER
FUCK MY PUSSY WITH A RAKE MOM
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW ITIT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW ITIT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FIIIINE
>>220675036Why rake?
>>220675082Because you won't use your penis
>>220675080>now i want some pep pizzagod damn it
I keep getting fades but my hair on the sides grows at the same length as the top
We’re all gonna die one day. Holy shit!!!
>>220675213I did some scoience to me portal gun and turned it into a real gunwe're both gonna die, Morty!
finna gonna buy this
>>220675254finna a faggot nigga
>>220675254So cringe
>>220675254I bet that thing smells terrible >>220675278That doesn't make sense
>>220675278>>220675327Why do you react like this?
>>220675353I'm a 4channer
>>2206753534chan has always been strongly anti-furry
I had some Chick Fil A breakfast this morning and it was so good.Completely mogs every other breakfast fast food chain
unironically I fully expect to learn that the apocolypse is happening from this shitty website
Dad dropped by just to make me feel bad about not having kids
>>220675429good
>>220675429I had a successful date yesterday I'm on your dad's side. Gotta nut up little bro
you goddamn bloody benshod bastard bitch
>>220675454>successfuldoes that just mean you fucked?
>>220675454>Gotta nut up little broI'll be going out tonight. Hopefully there'll be bitches.
>>220675499>>220675499>>220675499new
Fuck you faggot, literally dropped your new the second after I made mine>>220675508
>>220672215i wish
