Pauline Clémentine Marie Walburga, Princess of Metternich-Winneburg zu Beilstein edishprevious: >>220670266
I don't care which one we use, just post faster
>>220675583this one
Friendly reminder that, at the very base, the meaning of life is to continue the species.Therefore, sex is the only thing that matters. Therefore, being a virgin is the worst thing a human can be, because you are a failure on the most fundamental part of being a human.
When the troon replies to me and I like their post I pretend a cute anime >girl is saying it, when I don't like their post or it feels inauthentic I imagine a 30 something year old hon beast posting it in their goon cave leaning over their keyboard like some satanic crook backed beast of burden and just ignore it
How do I stop my neighbor's cat from shitting in my garden?
>>220675642take a larger shit to assert dominance
>When the troon replies to me and I like their post I pretend a cute anime >girl is saying it, when I don't like their post or it feels inauthentic I imagine a 30 something year old hon beast posting it in their goon cave leaning over their keyboard like some satanic crook backed beast of burden and just ignore it
>>220675499What's with you and the Von Metternichs? Distant familial relation?
>>220675499She's kind of cute not gonna lie
>>220675689jeet tier comment
I like how the green aliens in Invincible are just Tau from 40k but green
>>220675689Her name is prettier than her
>>220675679God forbid a man have hobbies
You will watch the season finale of fishtank live
This is you
>>220675721any guesses on why (less intelligent) autists tend to have an affinity for the Byzantine Empire? It happened to me
>>220675744
>>220675744does he have a name yet
>>220675744Who's thisWhat'd he do
>>220675744Can't believe how composed the homeowner was here. Also when he said "are you ex-military?" and the chudjak guy said "yeah" all of a sudden I understood. Motherfucker was having a PTSD-induced psychotic episode.
>>220675773Barry Dillon
>>220675773xXpussyslayer69Xx
>>220675773belljak
>*gets pulled over*>*Officer pulls gun on you*>START TWERKING MOTHERFUCKER START TWERKING!>You: ok ok ok
>>220675794hes not ex military, bros looks like a dweeb with an anime shirt
>>220675744dude has brezhnev tier eyebrows
>>220675794Lmfao that dude is not former military T.actual vet
>>220675815>bros looks like a dweeb with an anime shirtYou have no idea what the U.S military is like these days.There's a reason I wanted to join the FFL and not the U.S military despite the money being way better in the U.S.
>>220675815Alternatively he could have been a victim of mind control ritual abuse as a child.
>>220675844You will get raped by an actual African in FFL
I wonder if bellchud knows he's been jak'd
>>220675870he would unironically rather fight for the cunt that is bankrupt and going around begging for bailout and do absolutely no reflection about it dude is dumb as a log
>>220675612
If an African tried to rape me I would simply use voodoo on him
>>220675914>Boom shaka laka get aids *kills chicken*
>>220675902fuck you all the "gurls" around me were either braindead femnazis or mexicanswhat in the hell makes school redeeming by being around them i hardly ever interacted with em and even if i did have sex with a couple of them it wouldnt redeem how shitty of an experience the whole thing was
>>220675914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZ635QtyGc
>>220672780what is with all the seething about the ballroom or this arch anywayballroom and this looks cool rather have em than not have em
>>220675744>OPEN THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>220675870?mutts law>>220675896>the cunt that is bankrupt and going around begging for bailoutAs opposed to the U.S which is going bankrupt but in complete denial about it like 80s/90s Russia?
>>220676003>what is with all the seething about the ballroom or this arch anywayIt's jsut about the most thridie thing ever and it's especially insulting given the retard is pushing austerity for everything other than the military and whatever retarded crap he fixates on
>busiest day of the week tomorrow>supposed to open the store>just texted my manager that I quit and blocked his numberhehe good luck shlomo
>>220676011>>220676031hello groyper ready to vote democrat next election?
>>220676011>Farts law? *farts in your face*
>>220676034you should've waited until like 5 minutes before you were scheduled to open
Being homeschooled by idiots is a major part of why I’m autistic and paranoid. The other 99% is genetics
>>220676034Based alert
>>220676011The genius act is going to give us corpo credits and we can continue with the status quo
>>220675760idk I never had too much interest in Rome, I think the republic era is probably the most interesting especially the more weird ritualistic side of things but the later you move in to the imperial era the less interesting it becomes and I've also always autistically hated how the byantines get lumped in as being a continuation of Rome, once Rome moves away from the actual city of Rome it's a spiritually different culture than it was for the majority of it's existenceThe Napoleonic Era to the end of WWI is much more interesting to me
>>220676034>sunday is the busiest day at an establishment fakenews
phwoar went on a bit of a mad wun40 miles in 2 daysgarn hefta make sure next 2 days propa easy before we hit the time-trial sessionbergjust hope diss turn of events doesnt ingorgiate the embezzlement of the poostantiation
>>220676034Based anon themehttps://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8
>>220676178could have but I like the idea of making him stress over it the night before>>220676251it's a cafe in downtown at the center of basically any events going on that day
>>220676003The ballroom likely has a larger bunker or facility under it. Which seems perfectly reasonable to me because the rest of the white house is full of other rooms filled with shit or historical things. The arch is based too, it’s cool to celebrate an anniversary year without relying solely on some stupid ass coin mint (which I think they’re doing anyways lol)
I'm having withdrawal symptoms
>>220675842T. Pog 92y
>>2206762964chan withdrawal?
>>220676296Heroin? Pain pills? This dick?
>>220676292seriously people be hating just to hate on something
>>22067630394A, put respect on my name. Alphas lead the way kek
why are they always like this
Im naked and sweaty. Global warming is goated
>>220676326Spring is warm
do you think a nonmonogamous relationship could ever work if the guy was chad enough to be getting pussy on the side too and also more dominant than any of the other girls partners
>>220675612You are falsely assuming that sex is needed for reproduction. It isn't. You could have a child through IVF. That means your sperm is put into a petri dish (or whatever they use) along with the egg of the mother-to-be. The fertilised zygote is put into the woman's womb, and a child results.
Been denying my gayness for a long time. Can't date a human without a cock
>>220676408I knew you were zesty ever since you posted that picture of yourself
>>220676408BASED
I’ll shove a taco up YOUR yaki if you don’t get the FUCK out of my country
i was bicurious as a teenager (like actually gay not traps/femboys) and i grew up to be almost completely straight wonder how common that is
>>220676457>almostGAAAAAAY
>>220676473only really well passing traps mostly
>>220676034They're not going to give you a good reference now, so you've just shot yourself in the foot
>>220676505oh nooo not a retail manager his career is ruined for life
>>220676142>ready to vote democrat next election?I'm not voting at all in any election unless I'm on the ballot. Democracy in this country especially is the fakest thing ever.
>>220676457*Paulie laugh*
>>220676565Employers will probably want a reference from your last employer. So that last employer on the phone will say "yeah he worked here between those dates, and by the way, he quit with only a day's notice without working the agreed notice period"
>>220676619I've never had a retail or fast food place ask for references. Once I got into my real career, they asked for 2 or 3 references in general but never just the last job I had
Japan is our greatest ally. Strong, principled, civil people with a beautiful country. We need to prioritize our relations with Asia.
>>220676676they eat whale and horse
https://youtu.be/eY_DBWkwSC4
Forgot to cancel my amazon prime subscription and now I wasted money on it.
Waiting for someone to show up to buy chairs my mom listed online. They said it'd take 15 minutes but it's been 30. Im a little impatient now because im losing daylight.>>220676676Hopefully everything turns out alright for japan. Their debt crisis is concerning
>>220676748even the ai chatbots can refund that nowt. refunded it last week
>>220676748>falling for the subscription jewThe legalest trick in the book…
>>220676771Do you use one of those ai agent things? How useful are they? Heard about it but havent actually seen one in action
My amp is dying. Can someone please give me 100 dollars so that I may purchase a focusrite scarlette solo 3rd gen?
>>220676676I love Japan but objectively speaking SK and Australia are our actual best allies
One look at an Englishman makes you say WHAT?
Back from the airport
>>220676857this but give me 100 dollars instead
>>220676888Nice trips. Where'd you come from?
>>220676905I went to pickup fatherberg
Societies are organisms in competition with each other. Much like how you're composed of cells, nations are composed of humans, and religions/ideologies are the dna of these cells ordering to be such and such. The reason this isn't obvious is because we are one of if not the first species in our planet to develop these colonies based on culture rather than pheromones like ants
I'm not...bowing to Satan.
>>220676915RACIST ALERT
>>220676924I heard that Englishman tend to be from old money families. Same is true as Serbians?
Just waved at a couple ladies walking by my house and they waved back. Smell ya later incels
>>220676034I did this at my Dunkin Donuts job jej
>>220676934Serbians are by and large Slavic serfs, Slovenes too
>>220676914Cool. Is he staying with you or do you live in the same town?>>220676915Memes... the dna of the soul...By that metric though it's hard to measure sucfess or failure. The greeks were conquered but their culture overgrew the romans. Who was the survivor? Gives you a lot to think about.>>220676924Satan is a scam he sells you buried treasure but then its actually piles of manure dont fall for it
Lay next to meAnd see what I seeColor change and rearrangeMap the contours of our brainsBreathe what I breatheAnd feel my heartbeat
>>220677021I was just quoting Invincible, I do not believe in the supernatural
>>220677021>>220677021>Is he staying with youI live with my parents, senor
>>220677038>I was just quoting Invincible, I do not believe in the supernaturalO-oh. Sorry.
>>220677000heihachi maxxing
>>220676861Trump said the opposite
>>220677046Thats cool. Saves a lot of money. Do you two get along?
>>220677090No
may have given a lass the ick lads
>>220677102What'd you do
goon mode activated
I listened to the alpine horn album by Burzum today for the first time. It was more atmospheric and synth-laden than expected, but still lacking for the great riffs, melodies, lyrics that would make my playlist.
>>220677106sent her this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Z8XeTFb6I
>>220677141This gives me the ick too
been almost a month since i watched p*rn
>>220677096Sorry to hear that. I live with my mom and am really lcky to get along well with her.
What was your worst job? For me it's was Burger King. You're treated like a subhuman by customers, management takes their job way too seriously, and everything/one fucking smells.
>>220677141I usually don't send women music unless we've clearly established that we have similar tastes
Most of my threads I made on /int/ are just stolen and reposted from other boards.
>>220677215Michael's (the arts and crafts store)Boring as fuck, shit pay
im scared to share music because if i send something and they dont like it its like they dont like my whole entire vibe
>>220677232Same. It's a common feeling. Like sharing a piece of my soul
The war is over you fucking dumb motherfuckers
>>220677253What branch?
>>220677253TwO mOrE wEEEEKSsS
>>220677232This feeling is even more magnified when it's something you've created yourself i think. Its almost like embarrasing to have pasisons as an adult it's kinda sad.
Give me 20 minutes with the Iranian leadership and I can end this war TONIGHT
>>220677292Good thing I don't create stuff
Jason is going to do a study abroad in spain and italy like american girls do to get plowed by spanish and italian guys
>>220677312Does he even have a high-school diploma?
>>220677304The war ended when it started we've already won it like fifteen times already FUCK!!!
>>220677292as if that never happened before being an adult
>>220677292I have no passions...I have fetishes...mmmm
/gif/ is such shit, there's no variety. They loverd the number of threads that can be up so it's all just blacked and tranny stuff.
stfu bombay
drinking wine
remember those threads where an argentinian and cuban would just reply to each other with anime girls and no text for like 12 hours straight and reach the image limit?what happened to them
>>220677354you like your women how you like your wine white and european
>>220677343is that the waitress?
>>220677346>loverd the number of threadsWhyd they do that?
>>220677359go away leo
>>220677367Bandwidth probably
>>220677354yepper
What porn sites do you use
>>220677390im on noporn nofap
>>220677390imagefap, xhamster
>>220677390XvideosXhamsterPornhub
Seriously tho: California cuck, Chicago KINO, or New Mexican kino
>>220677397What did you use before you were locked up
>>220677348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM
>>220677390I find the 10 minute video on pornhub, then search it up on google and find the full video on a variety of shady websites
>>220677418pornhub
>>220677422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOC1V04dzfo
>>220677425leonardo
1 - 3 western porn4 - 6 jav7 - 9 hentai0 no fap for a month
>>220677310Good idea. I make things but theyre just mediocre and that's honestly a little depressing>>220677327Kids are cruel, jack>>220677343Lol. Always sunny is such a perfect show. Was surprised when the new season didnt make me wanna kill myself. If you were an always sunny character which would you be?
>>220677474I hope you've watched the podcast
i cant watch jav those girls are freaks
>>220677390whatever isnt blocked by my communist shithole
>>220677500FL?
lol I’m such a manlet dude
>>220677486Ive watched some of it but not all. I used to put it on and listen to it with my girlfriend when we were duo levelling in hardcore world of warcraft. I remember it being pretty good.
>>220677456early 10's indie was so lush, so storied, so decadent, it was like the yacht rock of its time
>>220677506>he's not a creepstupidass
I'm 5'9 but I live around Mexicans so I might as well be 6'5
forgot to preheat the oven. now i gotta wait an extra 90 minutes to make the pizza
im 6'1 i feel like i barely lucked out like im not tall but at least im not short
>>220677520I dont know that reference, sorry.
>>220677215phwoaranudda frog wiv fing on its head
How do I “have a job?” How do I be a “job guy?” Like a corporate office job at a company with coworkers. How?
>>220677553It's so over
Have to suppress my urge to make soyjak references when talking to coworkers
>>220677565
>>220677553whytakes 10 mins to preheat an oven>>220677467everywun needs to inseminate a wenchoid at leats wunce
momberg bought so much chocolate today i cant help myself from eating it all
>>220677503FL and VA>porn gets cucked in virgina>good thing im vacationing back to my based red state even though they don’t have weedlmao>floorduh cucks it tooLibertarianism is dead
is jason really trans
just had some edibles
>>220677597Based me too
Do women feel bad about being women? They really should
jason died a long time ago in a hit and run incident
>>220677583
I met a woman once. I did not enjoy it.
>>220677592porn shouldnt be easy to access anyway its very damaging
honestly it really must suck to have titsthose big honkadonkers must get in the way all the time
i attribute many of my psychological issues to early access to hardcore porn
>>220677354corr look for the live version on youtubemike bloomfield does killa solo on on thatjazz runsbloomfield wasnt as like rock n roll aggressive as say clapton, who i finknis his nearest comparison because i fink page and hendrix from similar era their styles very different, much more explosive. and clapton who s a good comparison coz he considered probably the like originator ofguitar gods the god of the genreso yes he isnt as explosive as clapton but fink for sumwub who intentionally kept much closer to the blues roots and jazz in hisnplaying whilst also exploring dat modal shiddi fink he is a better guitarist. eiv his clean sound he just doesnt seem as ood coz he not as aggressivebut i love that solo on drinkin wine coz like fast runs, clean tone, jazz sensibility. shows as much prowess as clacton imo
I watched porn when I was 4 years old
You can get a handle both on porn and drugs, though they can make you do crazy shit initially.
>>220677583phwoar good kittingtonshire diss wunmay hefta DL
I gave my cousin head
>>220677607no, they shouldn't. they just play by a different set of rules, and all men should know this. it does not matter how weird or silly, once a lady has a feeling, that's that. if anything, my advice would be, never set anchor on a gal, and *definitely* never let her hook you.
>>220677641It's not that bad. Sometimes they get a little uncomfortable when you're laying on your side because you need to put your arm under your boob or it gets in the way. Usually i just lay on my face cause its more comfortable. Having to wear bras all the time sorta sucks when you dont want to. Besides that it's chill.
gonna take a bath
>>220677666>coz he considered probably the like originator ofguitar gods the god of the genreAndy Powell (PBUH) mentioned Hendrix as his inspiration and he's MY guitar god, you can start at 2:24https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqJNtufXos
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like "my butt reeks >.<"
>>220677670im like a native american to alcohol but with porn that shit just oneshots me i cant handle it
I kinda went full circle on pornography and now I just jerk off to extremely tame lingere photography
I dont watch porn anymore. I just fuck your mom when I'm horny.
I should quit weed probably. And porn and drinking. I don’t go that crazy with any of them. But I would undoubtedly benefit from using all of them less frequently.
>>220677709Have a nice bath>>220677714It's good to know your vices.>>220677735Thats sorta based honestly.
90% of what I goon to is anal porn but I would never ever ever ever actually put my dick in a girls pooper
What I want to know is: where’s the caveman?
>>220677791This is the experience of doing anal
>>220677791not even curious?
>>220677774If its in moderation you don't need to be in a hurry to get rid of it all.
>>220677835nah it's grossI do like to look at an aesthetically pleasing butthole when hitting it from the back though
>>220677821>Why do you wanna know where the caveman is, Jerry?>What, can't a guy wonder about a caveman nowadays? Why do you wanna know why I wonder about the caveman?>It's not healthy, Jerry!>What, just drop the caveman? DROP THE CAVEMAN? I'll drop the caveman when I'm read!
*ready
>>220677735same
>>220675499Are Pauline
>>220677854Yeah I just need to keep it in moderation. I’ve had a few runs where I was definitely overdoing it.
my favourite michael jackson song is "remember the time"
The success of Marvel Rivals proves that games are just goyslop meant to keep you from noticing who really controls the country
Should I do another Cyberpunk 2077 or Oblivion playthrough
https://youtu.be/nOJSmXSFCWkThis song is so GROOVY
>>220677933Oblivion
>>220677933We have skooma addicts in cyberpunk
>>220677933Should I try Oblivion even if I'm a zoomer that started with Skyrim?
>>220677933I’m a big Cyberpunk enjoyer. So that would be my choice but it’s probably a bigger time commitment than Oblivion.
>>220677945Idk I’ve only played Oblivion and not Skyrim. I also haven’t played Oblivion since I was a little kid, so idk how it holds up
>>220677909Glad you've found a place of balance now. We've all been there at one point or another.>>220677933I'd say cyberpunk. My favorite way to play is kitana no stealth. Maybe give that a try?
>>220677952I played Cyberpunk 2077 for a few minutes at my friends house and the driving physics were so atrocious that it really turned me off from the rest of the game
>>220677945Yes! If you can run it, the remastered is almost a direct upgrade over the original. The OG is still great though, and is my favorite tes game.
I played fallout 3 on PS3 on launch day with no patches (didn't have internet) and it was fucking broken shit. Never played a bethesda game again.
>>220677957ditto, I never liked the Viking setting, it was overplayed History Channel shit
>>220677942We have skooma addicts in /cum/
>>220677962There’s a reason it’s not called Assetto Corsa 2
>>220677972I'l repeat the factual and actualDagferfall>battlespire>morrowind>skyrim>eso>hammerfell>arena>oblivion
>>220677962Yeah it takes some getting used to. It doesn’t surprise me that it turns some people off. If they could program Forza Horizon driving into Cyberpunk, it would be the greatest game of all time.
>>220677962Weaving through downtown traffic on a bike going 150 mph is kino
>>220677987We got a contrarian over here
>>220677967Okay, I'll put it on my list
>>220675963i remember the girls in 6th grade being cool. it wasn't until around 9th or 10th grade that the tide started to turn.
>>220677974I pity tha foo who wastes his youth on dope instead of helpin out in his hood. WORD!
>>220677987I’m not even remotely autistic enough to get into Daggerfall. Morrowind is as far as I can go.
>>220677988Its incredible they managed to get it serviceable, considering the engine wasn't designed for going any faster than a horse.
>>220678005Next; your kiss.
>>220676255do you race marathons?
>>220677988FH1 driving mechanics seems pretty reasonable for most games 2bhI used to drift with people for hours in that tiny ass bumpkin town
i wouldnt mind a gf, a trad virgin rich gamer gf that loves me for who i am and doesnt want me to get a job
>>220678021Yeah that doesn’t surprise me to hear. There’s definitely a lot of trickery involved too. Even the fastest vehicles never really go that fast compared to something like Forza or even GTA. The motion blur, engine sounds, and deceitful speed-o-meter sell the illusion.
The insects are alive again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>220678069The birdy birds are alive too <3
wouldnt mind living in a rural cottage like this as long as its close enough to a city and stuff, theres a garage and space for a bathroom kitchen bedroom and a pc, need nothing more
>>220678080heard my first woodcock of the season tonight!love those guys
>>220678069it's alive! IT'S ALIIIVE! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>220678069>walk onto porch>crickets everywhereGO AWAY
>>220678100
>>220678097anti-weebs are so annoying the reason and seethe at japan for everything when japan is in the future normalfags suck off korea china but when it gets to japan everyone makes fun of weebs
meep
From my experience, normies will make fun of you regardless of which specific type of asian you’re fetishizing
>>220677995Its my unironic legitimate >>220678014Daggerfall is really fun. It's a pretty short game you shouldnt struggle to get into it. You just need to build your character in a way that isn't stupid to get past the tutorial. The dungeon crawling is unironically very fun and very difficult and your progression goes way deeperthan the other games. It has way better replay tha. The ither fames you can just wander off to a province away from the main story and explore all sorts of fun places.>>220678065Maybe shell be lucky enough to catch you on a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffVNuAYEeEo
>>220677668want to hear the boomer childhood porn experience? I'm going to tell you the boomer childhood porn experience:>convenience stores all had porn magazines in the racks. most of them were on the top shelf with a dark plastic piece in front to hide whatever was on the covers. all you could see was the name of the magazine, the girl's face and maybe shoulders>sometimes there was no cover, you might see some close to nude but not quite imaginary. rare and exciting occasion.>video stores had an adult section usually behind some kind of swinging door. this was the magical mystery room you would get kicked out of by the clerk instantly if you dared to wander in>porn tv channels were scrambled but you could sometimes make out some part of the picture. i fapped to this several times. on one special occasion the channel was not scrambled for some reason. buckets. it was a mess. >porn magazines or clippings from were traded around between friends at school>your default accessible option was department store catalog lingerie section. it wasn't ideal and even 12 year old me knew it but it was enough at the time. sears christmas edition had a separate lingerie catalog pack in. there was some racier stuff in that. i kept that one in my closet. >dedicated porn vhs/dvd stores, once i was old enough to patronize them, were creepy. internet had already kicked in at this point so it must have been the end times for those and past former glory. they were probably always gross though.
>>220678137I still watch anime, but I loved anime way more before it became a normie thing.
>>220678184>not Heavy Horses>not Moths>not The Mouse Police Never Sleepsngmi
>>220678174Why do they do this?
some sort... rooms... are in the back
Reading messages my stalker ex is sending fills me with misery.
there was a junco on my deck this morning look inside my house. I got about 5 foot from him and we stared at each other for about 5 minutes until I walked away and then he flew off. I'm going to get some fresh seeds for them tomorrow. I need to clean the bird bath soon as well. get our spring birds off to a good start
>>220678184I'm more of a Thick As A Brick kind of guy
>>220678191for me? it was t3
>>220678243I see these guys on my walks every day
I look for you in ol' Honolulu, San Fransisco, Ashtabulu
Some of you are big time cum sluts
>>220678243phwoar anudda good kittingtonshire
>>220678243Cite cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>220678191bro you jacked off in a store?what a world we live in
>>220678135the best
They call me the pussy dicker down doer guy
>>220678265I heard Bjork's Big Time Sensuality on the radio todayand the announcer said it's an old chestnut, it's not even a Bjork compositionmade me think less of her because most of her stuff is just Radiohead BSthough Joga is a fun song
>>220678217Someone posted a woodcock which made me think of that song. The Tull folk duology are some of my favorite albums.
>>220678254you should bring a pocketful of seeds and scatter them on your walks then. birds are smart enough to notice that and maybe they'll let you get closer. I always fill my pockets with unsalted peanuts in the shell in case I come across crows>>220678278thanks
>>220678290>it's not even a Bjork compositionYes it is, no idea what that announcer was talking about
>>220678291>The Tull folk duologyDas rite! Because Stormwatch is a POS!
benis
>>220678313Oh yeah, that was It's Oh So Quiet. So the song I mentioned most likely sounds like Radiohead BS after all
I need a shower and a shit immediately
not in the mood to get drunk
dipping toast in eggy weggy wehehe
>>220678336>It's Oh So QuietYeah it's a cover. A good one too
for me? bjork's wunderlust
bjork's wunderwear
Got a little buzzed, what should I watch tonight?
>>220678366Now we're talking
>>220678284Who calls you that>>220678301The beak and eyes of that little guy are adorable too. Birds are the best dinosaurs alive>>220678332Benis>>220678346I am lol>>220678368Im watching Risen with my grabdpa for easter maybe you can too?
>>22067836822 jump street
It's Oh So Quiet is the worst Bjork song, possibly the worst song of all time
the first time I heard Karma Police and Paranoid Android as a kid on music TV I knew Radiohead were a scam. Coldplay were born of this grave sin.
Bruh my prints were getting fucked up because my browser saves webpages as A4 instead of US letter. Fucking corpos stealing my IP address and not tailoring their products for consoomers
>>220678389This album is legit. I grew out of every other album of theirs except this one which is an all time favorite
>>220678368Vanishing Point, Kowalski!
I asked a FTM for advice for attracting women
lol this is "rape" according to democratshttps://x.com/RT_com/status/2043135346721128465and this thread mocks me for saying i dont want anything to do with wamenwas groping her for three seconds worth your career eric?loool
For me it's HIT by the sugarcubes
>>220678383Good choice, I'm in the mood for a comedy
>>220678383I love those Jump Street movies.
>>220678409and what did she say?
Me and my buddy got caught smoking weed by the policia I got off without paying him
>>220678279you mean the video store? no, it was a video rental store same as blockbuster. the clerks were weird, everyone was either nervous or gross like the kind of people you'd find in a strip club. they didn't have... peep rooms? is that what those were called? i think those were more of an 80s thing long before internet.
>>220678441Pendejo.
Weed makes you chinese!
>>220678409Big brain
I look like this
>>220678466Incredible eye to head proportions
>>220678466You're Mexican?
>>220678461The only scenario I could see happening is that I forget to breathe and suffocate
>>220678461it worked for Tommy Chong
>>220678409Whenever i hang out with ftms they try to talk to me about kpop its like ftm anime
>>220678466ummm so basically I think ur cute and stuff
>>220678450That's not me, that's only real Mexicans
>>220678466
>>220678479He went to high school in my home city before becoming the weed movies man.
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>>220678434
>>220678514you not actually finna take that advise is you
No baker?
>>220678514I don't believe this person was ever a woman
>>220678514is she cute
>>220678514>women are attracted to personified soyThis is why I have no choice but exotic brown and yellow women
>>220678533Not my problem
>>220678496he got baited by the feds after starting a drug paraphernalia business...fucking 00's, fucking past, it was just shit
>>220678540I hate to say that tranmies can pass but she actually looks and sounds like a man
Shilling papa on the devils 1971
>>220678554tell her i would beat the shit out of her if i ever saw her irl
>>220678575>>220678575>>220678575NEW
>>220678569OK
