are liz edish
brits change prime ministers more than i change my underwear
Whenever I open a new thread I just scroll straight to the bottom and make my own post, try to dictate where the discussion goes, I know you aimless runts have said or discussed anything note-worthy
>>220677391sexy girl's :D
would pump lizzy
Parcel for /brit/
>>220677419girls FTW!
reminder the hatred of gingers started when a ginger (judas) betrayed jesus
>>220677393she’s crackers
>>220677417Haven't*
What in the fuck?? When did this become a thing???
>>220677441lolzorz
>>220677427shitbulls should be thrown into the meatgrinder
>>220677393Gormless mare
>>220677441
>>220677441what pic did you try sending? seen this with some belle delphine pics before
Any fans of cute 90's girls singing emohttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RCys767eaNc&si=whTJVdbI1DDuElq8
Copyrighting Zesty Foden edits
Getting cum on my shirt is cuntyC U N Thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TDd19oA1Q
>>220677441Try posting it again, it should work
>>220677441ever since all those celebrity nudes got leaked and posted here
>>220677433but if judas didn't betray jesus then he wouldn't have died for our sins and we would all go to hell so we should be thankful to judas
>>220677393lol, the adventures of Boris and Liz
>>220677471
>LET MEOW IN!
>>220677476yep, you can even get a DMCA for posting a certain chess players naked arse
>>220677479rorke is suspiciously silent on that one
>>220677469middle class women from brighton thinking they can ever understand the meaning of serving cuntfucking get them blown up with nuclear missiles
>>220677488*rings the police*
>>220677488>let me in im a bloody cat lol
>>220677472You absolute bastard. You know what you've done
>>220677493rorke hates christianity and wishes we still worshipped thor and odin
>>220677492>a DMCAWhat is that?
Was squeezing lemon for my gin and tonic and stuck my finger in the lemon to get the pips out and now my finger smells of lemon
was being evangelised to by an evangelist Christianhe referred to 'Pascal's wager', which means that you may as well believe in a God because either you die and go to Heaven because of being a good Christian, or you die and nothing happens because there is no GodI should have raised the question about whether God from another faith exists. Because then if you dedicate completely to the Christian God and then it turns out that Islam was the correct religion, you would be screwed when you die
>>220677515>gin and tonic
>>220677441saw this with the girl in webm related comparing her height with a dooroddly enough it's the only webm of her that's claimed
>>220677455Dunno, some random webm of some goth bint I probably saved years ago and not looked at since I saved it. But trying to get post it again results in a ban
I hate having to use a vpn. i should be able to watch British taxpayer-funded content for free without restrictions
what if you jizzed but it was all precumfull precum loadwhat about that
>>220677512same shit - copyright strike and q warning
>>220677529pretty sure i've seen this whore naked
Those guys that make their football club their whole life give me the fear
>>220677525It's the same god in islam and christianityAnd currently he is doing nothing about my FUCKING CONGESTION.
sex with french women
>>220677533don't know why this is a memecould just be four images
botez sez arse
>>220677529Weird as fuck. Probably some agency of incels convincing onlyfans bints that they are losing money because because of imageboards and then trying to get paid for reporting them
I’m literally the most normal white person why u do this racists
>>220677542From 4chan? Which chess player's arse?
One of the weirder uploading errors is the one that gives you "upload failed" but only at certain times of the day, then upload fine in the afternoon for some reason
made a typo in my post :/
>>220677512it's the little dance trump does athis rallies
>>220677547Had sex with more french woman than british women, me
>>220677551>im gay
>sez arse
>>220677539That’s basically being infertile
*reads brit*
>>220677575diablo 2, act 2 mercenary names
>>220677547Marion Cotillard 20 years ago sex with me and she
>>220677575right well that's my local 'zzzeria emptied then
>>220677582bug-eyed freak
>>220677560one of the Botez sisters
>>220677590face contorted into a smirk at this
Wonder what he is up to right now
>>220677547>sexim never had it, never will
Vile disgusting woman. Thank god she's behind bars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyyYndeoYZ4
right well thats gay porn
>>220677630ar mikey
want midnight snacc
>>220677575they've got the friendly boss man from the chippy that gives out extra chips
>>220677630Who's this
>>220677649no piotrs
>>220677658ktim but he's portuguese
>>220677673Howling. This used to do the rounds on the lads group chats like 10 years ago
>>220677582*does a cum on you*
>>220677649
yeah and then liz truss and ruby granger tugged me off
>>220677582Stop staring at me with them big ole eyes
shoot the greys with a LEGO shotgun
>>220677630bumming a tranny that's significantly taller than him would be my guess.
>>220677711toby no
leftypol subsctibing to gay porn websites just to support lgbt community but is sad that despite his efforts he is still straight and cis.rorke wanking to tranny porn every day but claiming to be straight and hate queers
>>220677663Our international man of mystery - al
no peters
It's Saturday night and we in the spotDon't believe me, just watch!
just did a front flip
>>220677716>significantly taller than himDoubt he's got much of a choice in that matter
You wanna fuck me right nowYou wanna see me on my kneesYou wanna rip these clothes offAnd hurt me
Just seen a post that is not allowed
do you lads count how many hours of sleep you get? i am a sperg about it, not sure if i need to be or if other people do the same or most people just don't worry about it.
mental elf just started raping me x
Reckon I could do a poo right now if I tried
>>220677737yeah sometimes. I put on a 10 hour video of rain sounds before I sleep and when I wake up I check how long it's been played for. gives me a good measurement tbqh
>>220677743This has now proven to be correct
So does anyone want to explain to me how are finn actually ended up being a trans porn star?I had not given the lad any mind for yonks until the other day, just for a novelty, I decided to check in on the trap thread on /gif/ and to my surprise see finn sucking on a knob. I thought he was just a straight normal lad doing it for a laugh on streams but then he actually became a bird shagging blokes for internet money? What the fuck??
poo isn't even that funny. you lot really need to grow the fuck up
>>220677761>I thought he was just a straight normal lad doing it for a laugh on streams
i'm a zesty fodie
>>220677761do you "check in" on those threads often or?
>>220677780*throws poo*
no one:the silent majority:leftypol:the historical voice:abdul down tescos:rorke: woah woah woah sweet child of mi-ey-ey-e-ine
>>220677761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9mJvMlv00s
>>220677737no but I can accurately tell whether it was <4 hours, 4-6 hours, or 7+ hours including interruptions and poor quality sleep. Depending on how shit I feel
I don't love my girlfriend and I see absolutely no future together, if I break up I know she will be devastated. Not sure what to do, blog over.
>>220677780You've got poo on your face
>>220677790I don't post on 4chan much anymore and since I stopped posting suddenly the desire to watch trap porn totally dropped off. But since i've been unemployed and browsing the chon recently suddenly I got the urge again.
watching the passion of the christ lads, wish it had an english dub
>>220677811Are you the guy from probably a year ago here who was in this position?
>>220677811
Would you?
>>220677807>He just looked like any random ladTo think some of you lads could actually be cute girls
Pooing and weeing and did a little burp just there as well quietly because it's late
>>220677826No, wonder what his solution was.
>>2206778242 million years ago Jesus died in a field in england Don’t let that shit trick youChrist was an englishman
>>220677836the incel to trans pipeline innit
>>220677815(((fineman)))
>>220677811been in this situation twice before
>>220677833screaming
>>220677843based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
>>220677237
good to see people come together in times of crisis
>>220677848How did u break it off?
listening to dune themed ambience and imagining myself as timmy chalameet / paul atreides
>>220677833most women are manipulative anyway
>>220677867didn't i just cheated on her and she found out
Phone is at 92% I could sit on the toilet all night posting on /brit/ and pooingI won't, but I could
>>220677841Been in that position. Wish I had a rabbi back then, my rabbi would have helped me. If you like her and she's in love, I think the move is to make it work. I think. Let the love grow over time. Puppy love and cock and ball worship are fast burns and wreck your nervous system. But also leading her on is immoral.
>timmy chalameet
>>220677807>This only came out 3 hours ago That's random.Also how are you so hot off the mark that you are already finding documentaries about online trannies after they've only just bee uploaded??
The love feeling that ultimately comes from your own cock and balls* That's the most potent but also the weakest. Puppy love is the strongest but when it doesn't lead to long term friendship partner love, it's devastating.
>>220677845ayeLads so desperate to be loved they turn into women just for affection. Grim.
>>220677847damn she is fine man
>>220677916because i am subbed to the youtuber
listening to schwefelgelb
i cant pass as a woman because im built like shrek
>>220677860really wish this was england's national anthem, it's really a beautiful song. replying to me own post btw
>>220677938you can pass as a scottish woman
>>220677807>7:20Oh my days, he was actually fitter than his own gf lmao
Bill burr. Funny
I like it when the bite marks cut through the skin
>>220677932Sort it out (but also thanks because I think the video interesting xx)
>>220677807>an hour and a half documentary for a no mark trannard youtuberhow is this a thing
>>220677955He sold out
i'm a zesty fodie and i wanna be free
>>220677961
>>220677965he has been producing kino for years watch his other stuff
having an autistic freakout because my sweater is making me uncomfortable
sucking a shenis
faceplant right onto the fat, sweaty man's DICK
>>220677978everyone pretending to get mad about this are so pathetic and all the comedians should just be honest and admit they did it for the money.
>>220677990take it off!
>>220677393Liz Truss did an interview with Peter McCormackHaven't seen it yet but it might be good
filming a 3 hour youtube documentary about how reviewbrah transitioned from salads to fast food
>>220678002this tbqh
>>220678002Agreed
>>220677986Na, I can't stand bollocks about gay internet personalities.I mean>2 hour video titled "100 YouTube personalities who said the N word"As funny as that sounds its just ridiculousBut the story about f1nnster is genuinely interesting because it says something very dark about the online streaming and the online trans community. Reminds me of that discord who organised on /r9k/ to encourage and groom anons to become trans. Its so grim but fascinating and nobody will help people like finn because it might be seen as being transphobic
been wankng to an milfy porn star called cory chase lads. need to lick her aging neck
BITCHI spilled wockhardt on my jeans now my jeans soaked
secondary booze order ordered
>>220678064wocky slush
>>220678073that thang bleeding
fuck it, i ate the slop
>>220678048it's a bit mental that some billionaire just kept going 'give you 30k to get tits' 'give you 50k to suck a willard' etc. but anyone who watches an hour and a half documentary about some random tranny streamer is a mindbroken mongoloid
>>220678073this how you cut a xan cake
To the tune of Sir Elton John's I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues: And I guess that's why they call it the poos
Wonder if anyone has called ai slop "roboslop" yet. Sounds like Robocop innit
so why did trump start the war with iran?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhMS62fQGV4nod
how does a non-brit figure out which epl team to support?
shall NOT be listening to that likely drivel
>>220678101Seems obvious to me.
>>22067810140+ year grudge
>>220678101railroaded into it by the kikes
theres nothing to the finnster story people are acting like he got psyopped into being a tranny, but its obvious he was a 'gaynigga' from the start
>>220678102Very sad that this is the exact type of thing I like
>>220678101He has dementia
>>220678101to get that hormooz strait opened
>>220678111Make friends with an Englishman and bandwagon whichever team he's a fan ofMy close friend is from Liverpool, therefore I root for Liverpool
Tiny Dancer is a banger tee bee aitch
>>220678111Premier league is shit
Well, I shall now go to bed. I wish all adieu and the very best of dreams this night and fortunes upon the morrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxZshCZCLE
goth and emo girls are the fittest by farbut maybe i just think that because i've only ever dated them
>>220678155arry potta
>>220678155Got a copy of each of the top three unironically
>>220677393holy sexo
>>220678111pick a kit you like. you have no affiliation, managers and players and styles of play change all the time. pick a shirt with colours you like. that's all there is to it.
>>220678163im also very sleepy
honk mi mi mi mi honk mi mi mi mi hmmmm black women honk mi mi mi mi
listening to sol invictus
>>220678189s
>>220678163What a nice post. Same to you mate
>>220678155this is like when rooney scored more england goals than lineker
Emma Watson's farts are meant to be sniffed.
>>220678189kek this is mi
scran box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzcthis song activating rorkes mkultra programming and suddenly he starts speaking jamaican patois and wining on his nan
>>220678199Did lineker score that many goals? I remember rooney being disappointing in his first world cup. Lineker was a notorious goal scrounger anyway whereas Rooney scored some belters
>>220678215Hell yeah
>>220678215abduls finest for bossman
>>220678221
>>220678245love this webum
>>220678215
>>220678219i want to bite her
>>220678232>middle bottom yeah just the one onion ring cheers
>>220678221https://youtube.com/shorts/Nm-SrPKsQGA?si=eZKt6cxryCvLYhZG
>>220678258screaming
>>220678193his voice puts me off, sounds like a divorced dadthink you have to be a jf to enjoy it
Shouting out loud, a woman aloneA man with fears outside at night
>>220678245rorke puttin the rizz on shoniqua
>>220678276see >>220678260
>>220678276would love to be her slave
>>220678219imagine the smell
>>220678260scrimmy
>>220678252
Odds 3rd g&tEvens yoghurt drink brush teeth and beddy byesDubs get on the cans
black pussy CHANGED rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch/Ld1v-4-1-b0
>>220678302yoggy and beddy byes for you
>>220678302Fuck that I'm having the g&tAnd a cig THEN yoghurt drink etc
>>220677807Uk pornstars are proper filthy, all of them. Bonnie Blue etc. No Angela Whites there. God bless Australia.
got a fucking shisha vape and i'm not kidding it makes an rs3 engine sound lol
>>220678305how so
>>220678327Sophie Dee
>>220678300that's a proper fry up you've gotten yourself into
>>220678327Poztralian pornstars have to perform a land-acknowledgement at the start of filming KEK
proper bri'ish food
>>220678342Pretty sure she's dead mate>>220678354Kek but they all live in the US. Barely any BBCs here.
>>220678385that looks really tasty tbf
>>220678386Your entire country is enslaved in service of Abbos you stupid cunt.
Come on now settle down nobody wants this
gay argument, stop it
>>220678327ava dalush, atlanta moreno and gal ritchie are the only good british pornstarsalessia savage at a pushyasmina khan and aliyah yasin if you count ethnicsrest are all grim
>>220678415>ava dalush, atlanta moreno and gal ritchieLovely British names.
rorke at taco bell wondering if there's mexicans in the uk
>>220678354KEKnah but seriously i watched a stand up compedy set from melbourne the other day and watched them unironically do a land acknoledgement at the startone of the silliest things i've ever seen
>>220678400Nah everyone overwhelmingly voted No on the Voice, they're fucked.Meanwhile the UK is having churches and pubs ripped down for mosques and if you complain about the noise from the call to prayer online armed police will show up at your door.>>220678415It's Rebecca Moore for meThere was a good bird in the 80s with huge cans but forgot her nameThe fact I've committed the names of pornstars to memory is a bad sign
NO rorke you cannot describe your honda car as "nippy" no matter how agile it is, that is RACIST
>>220678426this nigga thinks pornstars use their real names
anime
remember corpse husband
>>220678467>Nah everyone overwhelmingly voted No on the Voice, they're fucked.And yet you're still so cucked you refuse to celebrate Australia Day cause it might be offensive to Abbos.
>>220678467>>The fact I've committed the names of pornstars to memory is a bad signpeople say thisbut most if not all men watch itnot having the basic pattern recognition to remeber faces and names is a more worrying sign
>>220678503yeahi think that's when i decided zoomers were cringe
The absolute fucking STATE of Poztralia KEK. Actual fucking worthless "country".
havent posted for the last couple months have you seen any quality drops in american posts haha..
Might as well rename the country to Abbostralia. They've completely abandoned their Anglo-Saxon heritage and made themselves into a laughing stock.
>>220678507>>220678523Mate that's like >10% of the population. Everyone else still celebrates Australia day. What the fuck is your problem? You'd think the UK would understand seeing as mass immigration has irreversibly changed the social makeup of the UK and now you have people ripping down statues of Churchill
>>220678538https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/qS_wJdFJDV2wkfFted0KKg/you are unwell
>>220678544>Mate that's like >10% of the population.Yeah sure, "less than 10%" and yet they control your entire culture and the social direction of your country.
An Australia induced melty? Deary me
>>220678553>and yet they control your entire culture and the social direction of your country.Didn't you guys have an Indian PM?
>>220678538Not being funny but I don't think us Brits are in any position to tell Aussies or anyone else about protecting their ethnic heritage and that. At least aborigines are native to the land and have a legit claim to the region.
>>220678538what do the saxe-coburg-gothas have to do with anglo-saxon heritage?
>>220678576>In a massive statement, Anthony Albanese has ensured both the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags are displayed alongside the Australian Flag in the Blue Room for his first press conference as Prime Minister.You have a midget cuck PM who dedicates his entire political career to servicing Abbos.
>>220678589has saxe right there la
>>220678600why do you hate australia retardcalm down
aren't abos just indians who migrated south?
>>220678582Abbos contributed precisely nothing to the modern Australian civilisation. They were cavemen living in the stone age before Brits turned up and made their land into an actual country.Doesn't stop Poztralians from experiencing severe white guilt and worshipping the Abbos though. They are a seriously mentally fucked-up and unwell people. Like a child trying to piss off their father by rebelling petulantly.
Do you like plays?
just remembered that girl band from 2021 with the song that went>i'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guyand i looked up the girls and they're all dating straight white guysso yeahi hate women
>>220678600>Torres Straight IslandersWhat happens here?
>>220678610Because they rejected their Anglo-Saxon heritage and sold their entire country out to Abbos.
>>220678622Not from what I've read. They lived there independently for like 40,000 years or something. Very unique distinctive DNA and culture. There are no boomerangs or didgeridoos in India
>>220678640be quiet sperglord
>>220678600consider myself a bit of an amateur vexillologist never seen the torres strait islander flag in my life
only watch amateur porn and jav me
>>220678642their language matches a lot with tamil which is an indian language
/brit/ - the designated 4chan general for schizos to have melties.
>>220678582In Australia Aboriginals are poor and torn between hating Australia or supporting it (people like Jacinta Price who is basically MAGA). In the UK Indians are extremely wealthy and powerful and hate everything the UK stands for.>>220678600Kek Rishi Sunak and Sadiq Khan sound like proper pommy names nowadays. The time of the UK is over.The ABC reports about how poor and shit the UK is now all the time https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-06/broken-britain-poverty-crisis-pushing-voters-to-reform-uk/106354940And your biggest cities which were once the jewels in the crown of the UK's industrial might are now all run down and 70%> non-white. What Anglo-Saxons do you have left?https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd9xnjyy8po
>>220678668>their languageWhich one? There are many
I'll tell you how you can save Australia.Condemn all forms of Abbo heritage and culture. Absolutely purge it from the entire country. Remove all Aboriginal-origin placenames and replace them with English names. No more Poowong, Wollongong or Widjagudju. Rename these towns and cities after places in England.Affirm that Australia is a European, Anglo-Saxon nation and that the existence of the country would not be possible without the benevolent contributions of the British Empire in settling and civilising the land.Stop all immigration from non-White countries and instead begin inviting English people to immigrate to Australian lands in order to re-Anglicise the country.Australians will never do this because they are cuckolds who want to LARP as Abbos cause they're ashamed of being English. They are brainwashed.
>>220678677>In the UK Indians are extremely wealthy and powerful and hate everything the UK stands for.not really true though is iteverything you know about british indians comes from what you see on 4chan and twitter
>>220678626The white Aussies should be proud of their heritage and stuff but just because aborigines were living like savages doesn't mean they don't their own culture which is just as valuable to them. They shouldn't be given priority in the western Aussie society because they're aboriginal but they deserve respect for having their own culture, just like native Americans and that
pleasestop fightingwe are brothers...stop........
>>220678696>but just because aborigines were living like savages doesn't mean they don't their own culture which is just as valuable to themBanging rocks together and smearing yourself in your own poo is not a culture.
>>220678695>everything you know about british indians comes from what you see on 4chan and twitterIndians own more properties in London than the English>https://london-real.estate/news/indians-own-more-properties-in-london-than-the-english/Dearie me>>220678696We prefer Americans to poms desu
>>220678720>hate everything the UK stands for.that's the thing i'm pointing out isn't true retard
>>220678710If that's all you see when you look at aboriginal culture that says more about you, because there's more to it than that. I'll agree it's not as sophisticated as European culture. But different cultures can and should coexist side by side. As long as they're not hurting anyone let them play their didgeridoos.
>>220678720>We prefer Americans to poms desuYeah cause you are cuckolds who reject your own heritage out of some perverse form of white guilt.England made your country. Bow down before us. We own you. There would be no Australia without England.
sir this is a wendy's
>>220678622thought this too for a long time turns out the group they diverged from hadnt differentiated into indians yet, it was a more homogenous group that was spreading over south asia and would later become indians papuans etc. so they share a common ancestor but they both diverged from it. that being said some south indians have a striking resemblance to abos
Dogshit thread, have a cat gif.
>>220678756the so called big chungus
>>220678733>that's the thing i'm pointing out isn't true retard???Indians seethe constantly about the Raj stealing everything from India and the famines etc. So they see colonizing the UK as justified.>>220678743You have no heritage left. The UK of old is gone. London is 83% non-English.
more enjoyable: poo or wee?
>>220678756kot
>>220678760you think british indians hate the uk because like i said you get all your information from 4chan and twitteryou don't need to pretend like you know what you're talking about
>>220678766Depends
I’m Amero-Saxon
>>220678766Depends on the poo.
might go for a runtoil
>>220678793
>>220678785>>220678785>>220678785
>>220678795>>220678796morons
get it farted on
>>220678766poos are generally more satisfying unless you're having a big drunk piss
two early edishes :/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp38z9lylddocor when's the next demonstration wouldn't mind getting arrested tbqh
>>220678760London is an English shell inhabited by foreigners now, that's true. The rest of the UK still has proper English and other British communities though. They're atomised and globalised like the rest of the West but they're still more English than anything else.
