street urchin edition
So is God real or not?
of course a parasite is going to try to resist getting cast out of this thread (it would benefit the thread for obvious reasons)thats why he acts outit is funny that he is ALWAYS here to start talking whenever it is brought up through, isnt it? :) almost like the problem with the thread is here 24/7, making it worse :)
>>Doesn't denying the enblackening >rofl
>>220693828rubes ready for the mines
>>220693866she looks cute here she's bogged now
Doing an incel walk
>>220693871>Now I'm transI'm a Christian or trans?
right so some mong is just reposting mouse’s greatest hits
>>220693866That spilt milk on the carpet is going to stink if it's not cleaned properly
>>220693889Do you live in an area where night walking is safe, Jeff?
lee scratch perry
>>220693898his ancestors didn't eat fruit you shouldn't feed him that
you are here all day (only because the mods dont want to get rid of you), getting 0 replies on 20+ personas (the anonymous nature of the website, also) samefagging your 0 reply posts. you get rid of all the humans here and that is why you are "needed". you would deserve to lose this place and this place would benefit (all hours of the day) from losing you. I hope you kill yourself. when you die, you wouldve made 0 change to the world
Just bought a crossbow
>>220693889Agent 47 ahh walk
I hope Mousey isn't referring to me when he says parasite(I am a parasite of sorts)
>>220693861Of course
You like it that I'm crazy, loca loca loca
>>220693925shut up nigga
>>220693878nice lad
>>220693925u sound mad
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>220693909Just went to grab some gin
>>220693979avatar/signature. r*ported, nobody comes here to see this posted 10 times a thread (whenever someone doesnt agree with you and you start lashing out)
>>220693971look at those lips, not being kissed
>>220693785Who this?
>>220693889nigga lives at a CIA black site
Band just reached 5k followers on Spotify:) :) all my mum she's very supportive
>>220693981cheers lad. you play?
this is mental illness
does mousey post about anything other than 'reporting the parasite' these days?
https://voca.ro/1g1XSkBMIF6N
>>220694018Rasheeeed
>>220693993damn africa looks like THAT!?
>>220693861Nah I checked
>>220693971me staring at the whiteboard pretending to read so the teacher doesn't pick on me to answer a question
>>220694003Evening Mousey. Hope you're well. I've been at work all day. Nice to be home. Bought some strawberries and raspberries if you're ever in Shrewsbury I'll let you try some
GOAL - Chelsea 0-2 Man City
>>220694035he complains about mini mods then spends every day doing that himself
me when
>nobody comes here to see this posted 10 times a thread (whenever someone doesnt agree with you and you start lashing out)Most unself-aware thing I've ever read.
>>220694035his horses and occasionally the peters
>>220694018mad a dog is more loved than you?
one 'ki 'zza down the hatch
>>220694065
>>220694087c
>>220694065>hopping on the tranny persona>>220694072>"no u"uh oh subhuman retard freak melty hes started with his mechanisms to shit up the threadalways here :)
>>220694086did i see hayden panettiere whatever happened to her?
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT OR ILL CLOSE IT
>>220694103melty
What’re the jeffo and mousenonce relations?
strange how the troon (confirmed to be spainigger by the way) always pops up whenever mousey does, and how spainigger is always here in the thread at all hours of the day
>>220694086she looks like a woman's idea of a sexy woman
>>220693925Haha, alri Rorke, calm down
>>220694103Mousey, would Reggie like you being transphobic? No, he wouldn't.
>>220694103you are the worst poster in /brit/ history
>>220694123alri josh mate
>>220694086now she just needs a bbl and she'll finally be attractive
never even been to spain mewould like to go make some olive oil though I heard they let you do that
do your civic duty (because it annoys the parasite if nothing else), hurt him like these posts do: https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220694125https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220694125click the links and fill out the form. it is your civic duty
>>220694086what kino
>>220694065EWWW, SHREWSBURRY, SO ENGLISH!
>>220694166went to galicia last year for a weddingvery pleasant place
Okichloeo (Chloe Rannoch) and Dredd are dating She is
>>220694178I'm originally from Powys
https://vocaroo.com/176W3rFOoHu8
>>220694178be quiet
>>220694123how come you've got two first names you greedy cunt giz one
>>220694201tune
>>220694182have any cider lad
>>220694191Ah shit employed woman is 190 so he became trans after Aisha demoted him to below a jester
>>220694184>i don't believe god exists>*interracial sex fantasy*
>>220694189uh oh parasite going to the mechanisms about black dick and how much him and his mother love black cock uhhh im sure you guys and other real human beings come here to see these posts. no? r*port it
Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu
>>220693993Fair enough, enjoy it lad
we are the brit team
>>220694124the orange heifer
watching the latest rest is politics epnice to have dominic on
>>220694191You’re basically like cadfael ladette Welsh in ShrewsburyYou ever watch Cadfael?
>>220694242stfu troon its only you nowadays
>>220694233cats walked over your keyboard
>[Deleted]we saw it
Of course the religious spastic is a phone poster
some odd posts
>>220694201state
>>220694201>ya live off tesco meal deals and reduced to clear sandwich fillerscrem
>>220694239Black bf love mark ahaha
>>220694233solid british name
>>220694182>galiciaI didn't know that was a place in Spain, I've only heard of Galicia in Poland and Ukraine. Mad that both those places have the same name.
still screaming at canslad not being able to parse the sentence 'he impersonated a bus driver just to drive the route perfectly'needs to lay off the cans it seems
>>220694230Prove that’s me
Arseanal bros....
>>220694250we've got a singh for my ward, so won't be doing thatcome on rupert get some candidates going
why does he censor r*port lol
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasite
>>220694254No never watched it mate
It is genuinely fucking insane how much talking about black men is on the tip of all of your tongues, please stop watching porn I'm begging you all.
>>220694263howling
Finally managed to book a driving testBut now I'm anxious because if I fail this I will likely have to wait until next year to try again
>>220694299pawasite
>>220694283canslad isn't stupid he has a top IT job where he makes enough money to spend tens of thousands on a mac pro for AI prompting and where all the women fawn over him
some of you incels need to suck a black boys willy so you understand womens pov
>>220694282It comes from the Celts who weren’t very creative
>>220694299announcing a report is an offense under the janny code 8036.s3 and ground for immediate judgement in niggacity one
>You see, last summer Gordon hired a coach and we rode to Shrewsbury. We had a delicious sheppherd's pie on the pier.>>220694191Yeah dude, and I'm from Mordor
>>220694318You are mentally ill
>>220694299all those posts (including the rport link posts) make him seethe so much. it isnt like the normal seethe where he has a "meltdown" but more, and with so much seethe that he quietly sits there and reports the posts. he reports posts he doesnt like all the time until you do it more and then he stops that (because then he would be showing his seethe)
>>220694299Because he knows its against the rules to request or announce a report.
>>220694310they can't help itinternet addiction has conditioned them to behave this way
>>220694310The top fear of a man in Europe is a female relation having a relationship with a black manMost men would prefer death than to witness that
>>220694278honestly I think the song was a bit too autobiographical for our good friend EW here
wondering why I never see cansnonce post unless it's the OP then I remembered I've got ireland filtered teeheeim such a ditzy cow
i don't want to suck a black boys willy tho
>>220694337>to requestit's not though
>>220694332Mousey I think you need to calm down. The parasite isn't even here at the moment. Chill. Have a monster or Dragon Soop and tell us what's going on in your life
>>220694267>disdain for plebs>nukes the roman empire
if you as a /brit/ poster dont r*port the IR racebait posts then there is no hope for you no matter the color of your skin (for separate reasons)
>>220694328>Yeah dudeFOY
>>220694327scream
nobody:literally nobody:not a single soul:not even mousey:not even ricky gervais:rorke: The top fear of a man in Europe is a female relation having a relationship with a black man
>it's a common misconception that the bigger file size will equal a better quality video file. Some torrents out there are filled with crap and the actual video and audio quality is poor compared to smaller files. Come back to mine babe and i'll show you some 100MB files of The Simpsons that are miles better than the 1GB ones
>>220694379scromnble
>>220694365fuck off tranny. go back to where you came from>>>/r9k/brit/
>>220694379scrrrrrrrrrmemeem
>>220694379scsre
>>220694379This implies that everyone was talking.
https://voca.ro/17lkCmbX5xJT
>>220694396You shouldn't speak to me like that. We're supposed to be friends.
>>220694379
>>220694400post the documents
>This implies that everyone was talking.
>>22069440015 Memes that will make you the coolest Christian at band practive
>>220694416miss vocaroolad so muchmaybe he'll come back in the summer
>>220694416didnt know Paddy McGuinness used /brit/
>>220694428I hate you. you should kill yourself. get out of this thread and go back to where you came from
>>220694431four gospels my lad and two references from near contemporary historians
>>220694428and you're supposed to be a man
>>220694429>feral dimwitted niggerGoing to call my manager this and see his reaction
>>220694455well, he is
>>220694431https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annals_(Tacitus)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiquities_of_the_Jews
>>220694428nobody likes you
>practive
>>220694452Just because he was a real person doesnt prove he was magic
the only way out is through
>>220694488sc
>>220694462Hold on, I was here for that, I can't see it althiugh I can see the deleted posts with the guy's email
Watching Educating Rita and Julie Walters is well, yall need to lowkey finna hear me out
>>220694453TRASH SON
>let my son deal in the real robot
and the latest from Ian?
>>220694491explain how that doesn't workbet you can't
im in control and in charge of this thread
>>220694491Ok but that’s not what was being arguedAny mong saying Jesus wasn’t a historical figure is flat out wrong or else they should be questioning figures like Alexander the Great or Julius Caesar by the same criteria
and the latest from punch the monkey?
it pie night
>>220694491What actually happens if you plug it back into itself like that?
>>220694496Sad his roid monkey cock cannot get hard
>>220694453This argument would only work if rape didn't exist.
>>220694535Are you big?
>>220694544found dead in miami
>>220694550why do you want a go on it or something
>>220694491Ah fuck sake no one took a photo of Christ with their iPhone when he was getting crucified
>>220694546aw yeah we love pie night
Nigerian without the ian
don't care for video games anymore
>>220694479I do, he/she has interesting posts and shares original things
just got the picture from the last /brit/ meetup lads, was a good day x
an entire thread filled with religious debate, and it's not even Friday!
Shakespeare was not real. It was a name many writers in a collective used to get their work published, like banksy today
>>220694547nothingthere's no power going through it
might have me tea
>>220694598shakespeare was real and she was a black trans disabled woman
>>220694596mousey is a big guy
I did that gimmick first but its annoying
>>220694612What's for tea?
shakespeare was black
you just posted cringeyou're gonna lose subscriber
>>220694625tea
>>220694614
>>220694596get him into the houses of parliament
staying in a hotel this week
>>220694625some kind of rice and beef combination
this is what mozart really looked like
>>220694641Lammy is already an MP
>>220694596Bloodborne boss looking nigga
electric-type pokemon only PvP? wow so everyone just shooting water attacks at each other from Raichu then
Ordered a 15ft swimming pool for out the back garden because it was on sale for 250 dollars.The neighbours going to have a fit when she sees my pasty belly floating around on a floaty drinking cans of coors.
>drinking cans of Coors so just drinking then? faggot
>>220694665scroar
doing my civic duty and raping the parasite
sc
A horse only actually has 0.6 horsepower
having the mandatory 3am pot noodle
Is it normal to text an escort after a meeting saying "thanks"?
I need to go to Canada and have sex with 16 year olds (which is legal age in Canada). I mean the mentally ill ones, and the sexy twink in Canada. needs rape correction
>>drinking cans of Coors >so just drinking then? faggot
>>220694748you're the expert at this point mate
>>220694759legal here too mate
>>220694759Paedo
rorke saying to the escort in her own house 'do you come here often'
>>220694759Are you even allowed to leave the country? No offence
>>220694739What flavour?
>>220694759but rape is still illegal nigga
>>220694742seasidenigger
>>220694798
>>220694783you don't go to their housesbet you could get a laugh out of an escort if you said it in your own house desu
>>220694748no but you could say literally whatever you want (to women) and it doesnt matter. I mean escorts too but more. such a faggot question, like you should even be in the situation in the first place. youre paying her to have sex with you, it doesnt matter if you do something that makes her like you less (I guess so long as you dont go too far). absolute state of you or your mind by the way. get a grip (not that I wouldnt have sex with them)
vile
right then
Downwardly mobile permanent underclass
Well that's an arse
Rorke's mum only wears pants to keep her ankles warm
>>220694742woke won't let him do that anymore
lunch
Got a porn addiction, have to see a fanny every 15 minutes me
>>220694831pov: you are roke sandwich
>>220694808its a joke. not that I wouldnt have sex with them. if I lived in Canada, I would be a complete maniacalso with the girl thing before, there would also be the chance that I would have 0 bodycount. thats less bad for girls though, by far(!)
>>220694819toby truth nuke
I genuinely didn't know you could legally pay to have sex here until like last year, honestly considering a 'scort.
nobody:literally nobody:not a single soul:not even ew:not even Le Comte de Saint-Germain (:rorke: Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body lineShake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the timeWork, work, work, Senora, work your body lineWork, work, work, Senora, work it all the time
>>220694759i went to toronto and would not recommend desu
>>220694875poo roaring
>asked me how I am >hasn't even read it a week laterThe more experience I have with women the more incellic I become
Sir Escort ThankerSir Escort Pussy Licker
>roke
>>220694814>you don't go to their housesI see two escorts regularly at their flat/house
>>220694872Paying for condom sex?
>>220694876all the fit ones are inside on their computer anyways. I bet my soulmate is in an insane asylum right now, or was (still is), or lived like 100 years ago in an insane asylum and died
bob motirmer funny story
>>220694805chickn
>>220694898KTIIIMMMMMEEEEE
>>220694491
>>220694872Get on AdultWork ladLook up 'scorts in your area
/brit/ is a Tim general
>>220694916
>>220694937He's massive
>>220694916Is Richard Simmonds that gay exercise yank who went missing?
>>220694937tim's looking really nice and fat these days
cue the 'you're looking awfully rotund' post
>>220694916>Shawn SeanDouble dipping
>>220694937we NEED to... have a talk...about Ti'msGIANT BELLY!!!...it's far far...tooBIG!
escorts arent worth it in my humble opinion especially if you are a virgin it wont be a good experience
I wish there was an adultwork for exactly where I live so I could find out who all the prostitutes are, then talk to them and accidentally find out "o you are a prostitute" and pay for them to have sex with me. you cant run up to people and ask them though
>>220694831
>>220694905i live on the site of a former asylum. maybe there is a fit mentally ill ghost here
Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy and Green Day on
>>220694981scream
>>220694937putrid biomass
Not gay, but just saw an old clip of shawn michaels doing his entrance in just a pair of pants and got a little twitch in willyberg
>>220694946Based instaGOD meme
Janman's given me a warning for lying :/
>>220694982tell us what happened lad
pay them to have sex with me whenever I want*obviously I had to say it
>>220694955he is the super gay workout guy but never heard of him going missing
>>220694989
>>220694663LMAO
>>220694937has tim ever shagged
>>220694990His brows are insane
might have a camomile tea to calm myself down
Lock inYour wife hasn't been born yet
Tims spunky willy
>>220694937>>220694950
>>220695026he can fuck his own flat rolls at this point
>>220694742Seaside Mark after trying to set up the playstation
>>220695058he'll be dead soon the fat fuck
>>220695016just had a mediocre sexual experience and couldnt cum due to the condom and strangeness of it all. kind of dissasocated a few times and chuckled to myself because the idea of me having sex was so amusing and absurd. have since had normal sex and it was much better :)
>>220695058absolutely porcine
>>220695065sc
>>220695058cunts built like a hot water bottle
We've had some good laughs tonight
>>220695058reminds me of
gaslighting mentally ill people and actual schizophrenics would be a lot easier in vrchat. if I had a mentally ill gf I would want to go do that in there
>>220695058mad that care homes just let you get fat as fuck
Sure, we break some balls in here tonight - but I go way back.
>>220695105some people in /brit/ like teasing the mentally ill toostick around and you might see it
>>220695106The Nigerians who work in them are fat as fuck
is his blackness... threatening?are you... afraid of his blackness?does it make you want to... move "far far away"?
timmy wins again
don't like new pictures of tim they make me sad
Doing toad in the hole, garlic mash potatoes, onion gravy, leaks cooked in butter. Living it up. Only problem is I'm out of booze, quick run to the coop is imminent I'd say
I couldn't shag a prostitute desuKnowing she's been fucked by all sorts of freaks and dirty men would put me right off
I need to get a mentally ill or autistic women pregnant. I could fix her or her, then true. I am being serious in that case
rorke's bird
>>220695153yeah it's grim to me bet they don't even shower between clients
remember when tim posted his knob dripping cum
>>220695153this but with things like gangbangs, but with other guys at all. and they would be cumming in her so your dick would be touching a bunch of cum. I mean also like if Pokemon were real, people would definitely go out and gang rape espeons for example. people definitely do that in the Pokemon world but its pretty gross. Pokemon cant be prostitutes
>>220695153How is that any different to a non-prostitute woman?You could be a favourite client of hers.
another man's willy particles all over your willy like a gay man
>>220695148he never mentally recovered from the construction works near his flat. it broke him
>>220695155mommy
>>220695216
>>220695216ok
>>220695244>>220695244>>220695244
like, a horse couldnt consent to being a prostitute. if Pokemon were sentient then it still wouldnt be able to understand or even know what it was doing, its an animal. so you could just have sex with them and it doesnt matter (about consent)
>>220695221really good post
>>220695216was saying this
>>220695223Because any non prostitute woman I pursue would have the standards to not fuck a filthy weirdo
>>220695253Pokemon are sentient and some of them can communicate with humans and understand human concepts. Only those ones would be able to give consent, which means you can't fuck the other ones, or first stage pokemon
