Reginald edition
i dont think the mice are allowed
ymnptm
Post the ReggiesPost the Alex JonesPost the Peters
There's actually no mention of the mice or the peters or the dragons in the rules
Do you like art? I like art. Thinking of getting something like this for my wall
It’s just a cute mouse! xP
>>220708890i thought it was an ad hoc rule of thumb style situation
there has always been the spirit of reddit
So Hungary is gonna be flooded by jeets now? Grim
>>220708922the people yearn for late night booze and alcohol delivery services
>>220708922Peter Hungary is more against immigration than Viktor Orban was lol. He said migrants were eating the zoo animals. Also Orban was best buds with Modi.
>>220708908bit gay
>>220708908why not just get a big poster that says I'M GAY
Might get onto the housing ladder
>>220708908why putting your shoes and socks on before your pants and trousers so zesty
Arise Sir Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad
>>220708945>>220708950lol. It’s not a gay picture. It’s a lad who’s just come home from a run, torn his sweaty clothes off and is taking his trainers off before he jumps into a hot shower. I like running and the end when you do that feels amazing
>>220708943Netanyahu too.
>>220708958I think it’s after the run - he’s taking them off
Angela Rayner has a Wario
Have you parents ever intimated that they want grandkids?
>>220708831hmm.. slight clubbing of the nail.. prominent lunula and recessed eponychium likely from picking.. leukonychia on the proximal nail from repeated trauma.. clubbing could be swelling.. unlikely to be true digital clubbing unless its present on every digit.. this user habitually picks their nails and likely works a job that exposes them to repeated trauma of the nail.. yes its all becoming clear
Have you ever felt ZESTY? I’m 100% STRAIGHT but at the moment I’m feeling mincey. I’m feeling randy. I feel like prancing around Soho at 4am. OMG babes xx
*shoots u*
>>220709009they have some already
chabpt chatgbt is we getting an election
yak
the disdain i get from catberg sometimes. ungrateful cunt. swear i walk in the room sometimes and its like his face is "this fucking guy again"
Gout gout
>>220709128SCREEM
>>220708982and you're a shit-stabber just coincidentally, right?
>>220709120nothing wrong with it
>>220709128this has to be edited surely
Damn it’s this ugly cunt again. Just give me the food and fuck off
>>220709156Nah. He's the fastest teenager on earth
>>220709156
>>220709164>>220709167he looks like a [BLANK]
>>220709185Yes? Go on then
>>220709120i tried to do this with grok but you have to pay now
is it too early for one of these i'm hungry
https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
Get down Sanford Lane
i'm ravenous
>>220709009Somewhat conspicuously they have never mentioned at all the fact that I'm a 33 year old man who has never been in a relationship or a date or any of that stuff.
>>220709284It's never too early. Looks yummers
>>220709009Dad's dead and me mum's given up on me.
>>220709292breakfast firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG2lyr85i00
>>220709346It lush and I mean lush
mad how my life has went the exact same way as when i try to play strategy games. I start badly and then I don't know how to fix it
>>220709133lol, I’m not gay at all. Just admire the human body at work, rest and play is all
if you think about it all the principles that mark cuckerberg uses to keep you scrolling are the same that the city and politicians use to keep you in the city staring at art galleries and shops and that. so when you tell someone get off their phone touch grass etc it's really just out of the frying pan into the fire
not really no
15 stone bracket all the way
there she goesthere she goes again
>>220709432i've never been to an art gallery in my life
>>220709382That's nice lad. I've got something here for you to admire...
>>220709432our investment and participation in these collective illusions is what allows the whole carousel to continue spinning
another day of sitting at office toil staring at the peng 20 something lasses across the room
he's got his dick out
>>220709432I can tell you with absolute certainty that no one who works for the city or council planning does any kind of reward hacking / game-ification to keep punters in certain areas. Companies do it because they make money and their goal is to make more money. Councils don't do anything innovative or which requires mental effort on someone's part. Their money comes from daddy government and their's an infinite supply via taxation. No one who works in public service gives a shit about anything.
Get up nice and close. Examine every pore. We are anatomy enthusiasts here.
good morning /brit/
The fuck kind of name is Gout Gout?
>>220709506I'm a civil servant and this is true. Anybody who tries do get anything done also quickly learns that joe public hates us and will never be happy with anything. This just hardens our attitude of fuck you then we run the country go back to watching bargain hunt you prole.
brit team early shift in
>>220709537>run the countryLOL
>>220709535It's a lovely name.
>>220709561Running it into the ground as you speak and there's not one thing you can do about it runt boy
>>220709537>go back to watching bargain hunt you prole.That attitude might be warranted if you lot didn't do your work in your PJs and sleep half the day like proles
>>220709535Me n u
he's probably a nice lad actually
need a new ringtone any recs
>>220709615bimbibibibibimbimbooooooooobooooooooo
looks like school girls are back
Got the caramelldansen on
wish i had anime hair
>>220709569i dont like this man
ok we've risen. nothing else to do now but grind
>>220709684
>>220709713The link he shared:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775760334662224.webm
>>220709713the link he shared:
>>220709729Need Scotland Yard on this ASAP
sun splitting the sky, not a cloud in sight.Highs of: 10C
>>220709729UM
Sent bossberg a teams message saying I'm taking today off sick. Big day of freedom and shitposting for me ahead de lids
today's efforts is tomorrow's success
>>220709775quite right
>>220709748Purrfect ending
>>220709713
My mum fr hates me
>>220709789rorke on a mad one
If you're a virgin in your 30s, visit channel4.com/support for help and support
>>220709789They overdubbed it in Israel so that she's supposed to represent an interest free loan agent.
need to fill up carstein with petrol. Could have done it yesterday at the big tesco but couldn't be arsed. That little manoeuvre has likely cost me an extra 10 quid.
cut day 1 of 90first time cutting lads
to sad abt spurs to post proply
>>220709858What are you cutting?
>>220709870weight and bodyfat
>>220709840
my soul for christmy arse for denzelsimple as
I just used 50 miles of petrol for a 15 mile drive I am an IDIOT and I need someone to KILL ME
>>220709838just redirects me here fucks sake
>>220709884try moving this away from the '1' position mate
In my 20s and still can't drive
>>220709840is hollyoaks adapted from an israeli show?i know there's a bunch of UK shows based on israeli stuff
>>220709917be the change you want to see in your life
>>220709913I drive an automatic
>>220709936No point in learning now with a war on, it's gonna bankrupt me
What the gaming industry needs is more remakes
15:00
>>220709956you could drive bodies to the mass graves and rizz up the widows
>>220709917It's not too bad learning it mate, might as well get a lesson booked. Biggest part is finding an instructor who isn't a bellend. Then during the learning process if you're struggling with stuff you can post here and we'll help you.
Thinking about getting really into those diablos spinny things on strings with sticks and spending a lot of my free time doing them in the park.
so is the blackstone edge road of roman origin or not? nobody seems to agree. some even think as late as 18th century
so dada so
they need to get this straight of whorecooze opened like it should be
tea toil in a minute. has to be done they're saying
>>220709991yer da drinks hand gel so he does
instead of wasting time learning to drive and all that you should be spending your time learning how to make money that way you can pay someone to drive you around. You won’t though. Slave
>>220709991Minnesoda
how long did ziedy and HP's melty go on for last night I went to bed at 11 couldn't be arsed with them x
>>220709934Adapted from the acclaimed Israeli feel good comedy 'THOSE KIDS WERE HUMAN SHIELDS'
>>220710012What tea do you drink and how do you like it? I get a craving for tea about twice a year, two Yorkshire teabags steeped for five minutes, a teaspoon of sugar, a teeny-weeny little dash of milk, and for some reason I always want strong Cheddar cheese with it.
PATREON LEAK: Mousey has finally tipped Spurs for the drop down to the EFL
>>220710032this but instead earn enough money to ride my captive femsteeds into battle with other short kings for glory and a mandate from heaven
>>220710056Sounds like you are arsed
>>220710056harry potter and the fake /britfeel/ melty
Toil starts at 2 and ends at 10, probably the worst shift in existence.
>>220710032even people rich enough to afford drivers still drive THOUGHsee: Tiger Woods, Prince Phillip etc.
still a bit of chill in the air
>>220710063Fucking hell what is wrong with you?
>>220710073that kid knows ball
haha would be proper mad if those 2 started spamming now, just after someone mentioned them haha
>>220710061
>>220710073Spurs are staying up by a point.Forest are staying up on goal difference.Leeds are going down.
>>220710095I can't help it, I just never got into tea. I only really drink black coffee. I used to feel guilty, but then I realised that we've been drinking coffee for far longer and the oldest coffee house in Europe is in London, so I'm still patriotic in my own way
>>220709083hoe posting this on the zuckerberg funded instagram
>>220710063splash of milk, honey instead of sugar, let it steep for 3-5 mins
Must get up and do dogwalktoil
>>220710116Spiritually continentalfuck off back to Denmark
>>220710124>not walking dogberg by 9.30amgrimgrow the fuck up lad
>>220710116nothing more british than enjoying the fruits of a foreign slave plantation
>>220710134It's 9:27
>>220710133https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angul_(mythology)
bursting for a jobby
been about 6 years since the supermarkets made us queue outside for 90 minutes to go in and exposed us to corona more than if they just let us in the shop (NOT RACIST IT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT BACK THEN)
desperately stupid and ill educated troglodyte me like lol
>>220710152opens mouth
>>220710155This didn't happen
corona beer sales falling off a cliff during covid still amuses me
got the aztec camera on
>>220710195did though
the chinese virus (before it went woke)
Live scenes from the/brit/ meet-up
>>220710240just a bunch a lads all having fun together
that schizo on the door camera is one of those videos that really brings everyone together
>>220709917I got my license at 29But yeah, you need an instructor who isn't a dickhead. I had one that flipped out and whinged all the time and it made me such a bad driver I thought I never would learn but it was just him being a twat, I had an old guy who wasn't even a great instructor but he was chilled and just let me learn and I passedTry and get a white instructor.
>>220710240why are they all fat?
>>220710152Hello there
we need to make more money the shareholders need more money
>>220710281what about the brown lady off the youtube?
only had one driving instructor and he was shit. just told myself i'd endure it and pass asap to get rid of him. passed first time ofc
le doggo
They need to remake the RE4 remake
>>220710301Yeah she would be good, but I don't trust brown people as a rule
rorke moving to lagos, nigeria to find his wife
um
>>220710283sign in the back says "Bear week" so they're all the fat bear type of gay
mad that the united kingdom was only created in 1801. we're celebrating our 250th anniversary this year.
It starts with C and we all love it
>>220710342Holidays>>220710348Christmas
>>220710342
>>220710342heatherpaedo>>220710348cronem baton
skinny, hairless gay bears
>>220710371they're called otters rorke
>>220710342HAGRID
Cheese pizza
>>220710386thanks for the lesson in gay slang, leftypol
>>220710240
China's reacted badly to the latest developments lads. It is all kicking the fuck off over there as we speak.
he starts with m and we all love him
People say English isn't Germanic, yet it retains features of Proto-Germanic that've been lost in other Germanic languages like German, Dutch and Swedish
>>220710439mouldie!
>>220710439monke
>>220710439madley malsh mentioned
>>220710447
any nullarbor man in
Ok here’s my patter for the normies at work:How about them spurs then?
Wishing all of you a Neoliberal morning :)
>>220710503Grow up, Rorke.
>>220710503What about that sport? That sport with the pigskin?HUTHUTHUTHUTHUT
>>220710524>pigskinFOY
>>220710512you're weird
>>220710342Domino's couldn't bake 6 million pizzas in those ovens
>>220710512Thoughts on gout gout, lad?
alexa, play chumbawamba 'I wish that they'd sack me'
>>220710535Top 10 juiced up coachesAndTop 10 juiced up players
I feel zesty if I use lip balm
>OPEN THE FUCKING CAT FLAP NOW
>>220710557The Australian of the future, simple as
>>220710557looks like a pygmy who's been dried out and put on display in a georgian stately home
>>220710578yeh? get some on my willard
any women in?
>>220710617no. we'll have to make due with what we've got won't we
>>220710436back when ai had sovl
>>220710655Rorke aliens be like: "Take me to your daughter"
Look, honey, a cornfield
>>220710715scream mew
>Dad finds daughter, 19, dead on bedroom floor after being 'bitten in neck' by family dogwhy dogs hate 19 year old women
>>220710641the /brit/twink
mad that isnt itback in my day there was only 6 billion
>>220710512ohayoooo gozaimas mouldie-kun!!! >u<cronem baton-wa daisuki desu!!
>>220709346>"This is my motto, it's all about the motto"Is this his new line?
>Grieving father claims dog's accomplice 'removed daughter's underwear' and left camera set-up behind
>>220709292>>220709346>>220710827>>>/r9k/britfeelfuck off
>Odd as it may sound, seeing the scratches on her thighs made us proud. Proud to know our girl had fought against her killer.
>>220710777India.Flag India.
he cutting it right down from 3 cakes a day to 1
>Dog acquitted due to 'lack of pawprints', but grieving father asks 'why was a dog wearing socks?'
cease this abhorrent gimmick
pale brunettes who are about 5'9 and have big noses are kino
>Man charged with murder of Finbar Sullivan in Primrose Hill>Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu due to appear in court on Monday over fatal stabbing in north LondonFinbar stabbed by OliuwadamilolaWhat the fuck are these names
>Swedish father admits 'fowl play' was actually 'canine play' for dead daughter
>>220710886I think 'Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entrypointstabwounds' was from Viz
black pussy didnt "change" rorke, it revealed who he always was. rorke always felt like he had more swag than the average whiteboy, but shucking and jiving simply didnt align with his nazi views so he had to suppress who he really was, even though he watched billy elliot and fought back tears the whole time. it was only after meeting m'boko'rata that he found the courage to live his truth and speak a lil patois
>>220710818s
>>220710882like that do you you sick fuck
>>220710557hes rapid
>>220710978good post
>>220710886was it a random stabbing or was this finbar a wanabe roadman?
>>220710886Biomass call each other Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu and expect to be taken seriously
met an african named gilbert once
pink pussy sex sex
alri lads hows it foing
>>220711018Mr Gilbert
skipped gym feel guilty
atl jacob atl jacob!
Dave Benson Phillips
>>220711052opposite for me. went to the gym even though my left trap felt off, got through my rdl warmups without any extra pain, and then it immediately felt like it was going to rip the second i unracked the bar for my first set. maybe you avoided injury by staying at home, and the guilt you feel is less than the pain youd have felt if you went to snap city
>>220711052It was a rest day. But don't let one missed day be an excuse to miss more.
>>220711052
My new gym routine of working out on wfh days and the weekend is going pengly
>>220708943>more against immigration than Viktor Orban wasDelusional lolStarmer, Macron, Tusk, Carney etc are all congratulating him.
>Come on my lads - Justice, the Queen, and Old England forever!
>>220711107it's because trump/russia were for orban m8
>>220711099ur a fag
very kino film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3n9yjiuMLI
>>220711107They would welcome anyone over Orban
>>220710978Prescient post
>>220711125Orban was neutral. Hungary will now be flooded by jeets and Arabs.
Rorke threatening to BLOCKADE the movement of goods between his bedroom and downstairs (his dirty plates and piss bottles) if his mum doesn’t IMMEDIATELY cease her threats (that he needs to get a job or move out). May even WITHDRAW from the family group chat after his brother accused him of being a “wasteman” in a classified diplomatic cable (sent him a voice note).
>>220711180lol
here they are then. the lads
>>220711177would they even want to go to hungary? never heard a single thing about that country outside of orbans antics
>>220711180POO SCREMAMING
>>220711180The international community (his dad) refuses to intervene!
me and the mandem asking for (You)s
>>220711211Literally anywhere in Europe is like a 5 star hotel to a turd worlder.
diversity built Hungary
>>220711177orban was corrupt and let in large numbers of low skill workers from the 3rd world to staff chinese factoriesmagyar is arguably more anti-immigration
Might go take a shit soon, off sick from work and trying to find creative ways to fill my day from the sofa
>>220711284dont think shitting on the sofa is a good move mate
bluds a hungarian called magyar. whats that about
Iran I...
saw some good hungarian porn once
>>220711139haha classic /brit/ x
>>220711203life on neoliberalism :)
>>220711318hung aryan porn
Eastern Europe will be flooded as bad as us in 20 years so they can’t laugh at our demographics anymore
well that’s just funny isn’t it
when one door closes, another door opens. when the strait of hormuz gets blockaded, theres no queue when calling the doctors. love my life
>>220711362don't understand why they're doing thisis there no one but opportunistic browns available
>>220711362That's just the tip of the iceberg half of reforms candidates are some flavour of minority
>How did you know I'm Irish?
>>220711362Rorke will forget he posted all this at the general election and still vote for them lol
>>220711392Doesn’t matter that he’s a minority he’s literally a Bangladeshi national here on a student visa
Reform have more brown candidates than the Green party
Do you like surprises?
>>220711415
>>220711390Immigrants are generally more conservative than locals+they know reform and other parties like it will only increase immigration
>homer bimpson
For me it's Shona River
>>220711414>Doesn’t matter that he’s a minority
Did jobs and workplaces and corporate culture become worse in the 2020s or were they always this bad.
>>220711499dunno whether that's a waterway in the congo or a pornstar from 2008
When I worked at Tesco, these black women came in drunk while I was working and started bossing me around and calling me cute and stuff and I got a hard on but luckily I was wearing dark trousers so they didn't see
>>220711180r
For me it's all the 21sextury filth made in Hungary in the 2000s and 2010s, and DDF productions, Private etc. Some of those earlier assholefever.com scenes with the fella with the massive cock are pure kino.
>>220711468surely reform understand that it makes them look bad though. i don't understand why you would do this unless you could literally not get anyone elsethey're running a nigga called Mr. Sharia in the 97% white british isle of wight
>>220711525Sir Easily Pleased
just had a quick check to make sure the sticky about politics was still on the catalog
epstein had aura
>>220711573Get the fucking politics posted
genuinely just stood in myDogs shit in the garden in my sliders
>>220711610should've picked it up as soon as he dropped it mate
rorke clip farming at his nans funeral
gearing up for the new
>>220711610grimmers
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