smoking edition
rorke's trim
*flops my bbc in front of rorke's face*Your move, rorke
>>220714147*sucks it*
>>220714127i look like this
Nth for berg
the reads
Stomachberg sounding like an old creaky ship. Postprandial poo beckons
toilfu didnt appreciate it when I drove right up behind her this morning, may have misjudged that one
mental going to our capital city and feeling like a foreigner for having a scottish accent
umberg
sunset found her squatting in the grass
>>220714158based retard
I brought flowers to your door last nightI done you wrong and I wanna make it rightYou say I'm not welcome hereI know it oughta be perfectly clearBut I can't help but wonder what it might be likeIf I had two dozen rosesAnd an older bottle of wineIf I really coulda hung the moonWould you change your mindIf I could cry a little harderAnd get a little less sleep at nightIf I had two dozen rosesWould it change your mindOh, I must have been a fool back thenTo lose something that you can't have againI've done all that I know to doAnd second guessed my every moveI can't help but wonder how it might have beenIf I had two dozen rosesAnd an older bottle of wineIf I really coulda hung the moonWould it change your mindIf I could cry a little harderAnd get a little less sleep at nightIf I had two dozen rosesWould it change your mindIf I could cry a little harderAnd get a little less sleep at nightIf I had two dozen rosesWould it change your mindOh baby, would you change your mindOh baby, would you change your mindOh baby, would you change your mindOh baby, could you change your mindOh baby, would you change your mind
any crawling with parasites man in
>>220714140That shave may have saved his life. Imagine someone tried to chin him with the beard. They'd hit him square in the throat.
>>220714116I think the topic was burning cash not consooming
think I may have lost my favourite hat :(
Got a Moccamaster coffee brewer myself, I grind the beans before I go to bed in my Wilfa grinder and set my smart plug to turn on just before I wake up so I come down every morning to a big pot of freshly brewed delicious hot coffee. The gf and I drink the whole pot over the course of the morning.
>>220714223Don't do cross thread arguments mate, sorry.
>>220714174
>>220714251cross thread conversations are master moralitynot engaging is slave morality
>>220714140
>>220714259rorke's grandad
bunch of comedians in the old there. sort yourselves out
fetch the fuckin bolt cutters you crazy bastards
>>220714259Odd video in everyway
>>220714262not sure what this expression is supposed to convey
>>220714235the ideal gf
pale scottish girls
>>220714176This is all in Scottish people's heads. It's like the Dartmouth scar experiment.The subjects were told they were in a study on how people react to folks with scars and disfigurements. They used make up and prosthetics to make them look fucked up, and showed them it in the mirror. Then they added some finishing touches and had them go talk to strangers around a campus. They all came back and reported that everyone treated them worse. Wouldn't make eye contact, we're visibly uncomfortable etc. The twist? Those finishing touches actually removed the scars. They'd been imagining people's reactions to scars they didn't have.
>>220714358Timmy’s crush
work is a lot more boring when there aren't any girls on shift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2v4DA2UwSAthe listen(mental how good the tekken 4 stage music was)
I think it would be cool if pj harvey and fiona apple made an album together
>>220714379she's for the cronem x
>>220714381Be the change you want to see in the world. Cut your willy off.
>>220714396also if they lezzed out haha jk jk
>>220714410don't like you objectifying them like that
>>220714396our PJ would clear im afraid
>>220714409I'm doing my part
>>220714366I like it when you watch these social experiments, if you look into them, only a handful of attempts go well enough to use. for the majority of them, the people involved realize it's a social experiment just due to the combination of the contrived situation, the instructions they've been given, how it doesn't all really add up to what they're supposedly in for but how it might serve some other use, and so then obviously it's some kind of social experiment. not that they then try to ruin it, but the smile of realization on their face comes and then the observers know it's over, the results won't matter anymore. this happens about 80% of the time, so the social experiments we use as data actually all come from the least observant, stupidest participants. just thought this was interesting information.
Wait is pj harvey not that bloke from east 17 who ran himself over in his own car?Who am I thinking of
got a quite unremarkable willy
>>220714490no mate that was brian from westlife
>>220714432sorry, I'll do better
>>220714490PJ Harvey is a woman
>>220714490i believe that's brian harvey
>>220714512not really good enough though is it. think you should start by taking out a full page in the guardian for a public apology
>>220714512that's good :)
really don't like sam hyde
>>220714490youre thinking of americas greatest gameshow host who regularly falls to the ground in shock when someone says penis
>>220714503He was definitely east 17 I remember seeing him and remembering his daft hat and face and dancingI think he had loads of earrings >>220714522THANK YOUbrianonly a brian could run himself over in his own car
>>220714553get a better sense of humour
>>220714490Brian HarveyHe ran himself over because he ate too many jacket potatoes (he claims '4 large ones' which were covered with cheese, tuna AND mayonnaise), opened his car door fully to throw up while reversing out of his drive, forgot he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and fell out, slipping underneath the tyres The hilarious image of it has lived with me for years
PJ and Duncan Harvey off byker grove
>ran himself over because he ate too many jacket potatoes
>>220714584yeah, I agree, he should
>>220714599It's not funny
Just realised the RE4Remake came out 3 years agoWhatTheFuck
didn't know we had 40 year olds posting here
>>220714599You have to assume that this was actually a drug or drink driving mishap and this was just the excuse he came up with. Sheer comedy of it stopped anyone looking into it any further.
>>220714644Just remembered how utterly shit it was compared to the original
Going to be two million of us in London come MayIt's finally fucking happening
>>220714645you'd be surprised lad
>>220714660Oh, I agree
>>220714127italian ass is important
>>220714645you thought young people still post on this dead millennial website? if i was posting here at 19 i would genuinely kill myself lmao what are you doing
>>220714660it was alright
>>220714665gathering of the incels is it?
>>220714268Screamimn this is me
>>220714627yeah and here you are sperging out over LE JACKET POTATOS XD
>>220714679>if i was posting here at 19 i would genuinely kill myself It's just a website unc, stop being so dramatic.
rorke's mum is cool and she will treat you riiight
wonder what happened to that lad who lost his hearing in one ear
>>220714702SCREAMINHG
>>220714720you are wasting your life away young man
was angry at Axel Rudabakhana but didn't realise he had a mental elfall is forgiven
>>220714708Haven't posted about jacket potatos once in this thread.
never once called it a jacket potato I have and will always say baked potato
>>220714493as with people it's not how the willy seems that makes him remarkable but what he's done. which I suppose isn't much of a pep talk for you aha
>>220714553He looks very jewish.
the middle aged unk who is insecure about how the state of his life is here again getting angry at zoomers
>>220714732stop being so dramatic unc
You talk retarded and your shits all fucked up
BAKED POTATO CHANGED MY LIFE
zoomers devolving in to children again when someone tells him to grow up (hes reaching 25 this year)
>>220714754ktim but I don't get angry at zoomers
find it quite funny that everyone in mde doesn't realise how old and cringe they all are now
>>220714754Same guy who was getting angry arguing about air fryers and cookers in the last thread btw
remember that time in big brother where they called rosie baked potato for the entire seriesthat was mildly amusinggood times
im only 26 bro im still a kid
there is literally no such thing as wasted time, you can be as productive as you want, you're still going to be worm food one day lmao
would you eat Brazilian style pizza
>>220714770he's a baybeh he's a baybeh
>>220714798most intelligent nihilist
>>220714798the shut in zoomer cope
>>220714801I will scran any pizza, that one looks nice
>>220714801egg on a pizza?genuinely don't know how I feel about that
yeah theres no such thing as a wasted life*lays in bed naked all day wanking to deranged japanese pornography*
>>220714833fiorentina is the kinoest pizza out there
Right, you lot, listen up and proper, some of you have been calling me a mong and all that and I'm not going to stand for it, pack it in yeah, because its offensive to people with disabilities and all that, so pack it in right now
why do middle class white people love this little cuntyou won't see any paddington fans on a council estate on Brixton I promise you that
>>220714816If it is such an obviously unintelligent post, you should be able to easily refute it :)>>220714818Literally all human behaviour is cope.
>there is literally no such thing as wasted time, you can be as productive as you want, you're still going to be worm food one day lmao
>>220714259Lynchian
>>220714754Not that anon and Im 44. Glad I didn't waste my youth on here fucking hell. Just sat staring at a screen instead of going to pubs and clubs and house parties and taking drugs and that.What stories are you going to reminisce about with your pals when you get to my age? Hey remember the time we sat reading about cronem and hey remember bradley walsh pictures haha
>>220714490Youre thinking of pj and duncan
wfh toil is over for the day so now I can just chill and do whatever I want and get paid for itamazing feeling 2bh
>>220714850it's safe british
>>220714833never had cheese and egg on bread with tomato in some form my lad? it's actually perfectly common if you PONDER upon it>but the form matters DOES it though?
25 year old zaydon calling men 5 years older than him uncle again
>>220714868used to think this was good but I actually hate being couped up in my room all day having to be at the laptop like
sometimes i get bored and open up my container of mints to have a sniff
>>220714801I'd eat it but I'd much prefer a normal one
>>220714861they wont like this post
>someone actually made a six hour BWC documentarylooool
>>220714838>>220714855name a worthwhile activity
>>220714861It’s a weekday Monday afternoon, unc. Sounds more like you’re lamenting your own wasted youth by projecting onto us if I’m going to be perfectly honest with you
right then *jumps to my death*
>>220714850it's a heart-warming story of an immigrant bear who gets into a bit of mischief and likes sandwiches and is a perfect immigration good argument for them
>>220714833Egg on a pizza is great, especially when the yolk is still runny, gives you something to mop up with the crust
>>220714890Don’t sit in your room all day then? Lmao you can work from anywhere you want. I work outside on nice days or in the conservatory, go to a coffee shop, Spoons, etc.
>>220714909learning a skill and utilising it to make money and be successful
>>220714553What was the name of that painfully unfunny youtube "prankster" who had a name like sam hyde
*nasally Kier voice*These times are uncertain, but we will always have our principles. The British Values that guide us, that we live by, that shape our shared destiny. I will not allow those values to be threatened in a world where national security, and how we organise collective defence efforts with our allies, risks being undermined by adversaries, and alliances brought into question. Today, I am announcing the largest increase in defence spending of any parliament since the second world war. Over the next five years we will spend an additional £120bn on defence, expanding the size of our armed forces at home and at sea. I am also pleased to announce an expansion to our UK Carrier Strike Group with the building of another Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier: HMS Rorke.
when i was at uni i bought some condoms just to try on and wasn't a fan to be honest
>>220714801No they put this weird sauce on instead of cheese. Always looks grim
>>220714932why is that worthwhile?
>>220714853>there is literally no such thing as wasted timewasted time is a human constructit necessarily exists because humans exist and have values and preferenceswhat you mean to say is that there is no objective or transcendent notion of wasted time
>Im 44unk could have been in the same year at school as my dad
>>220714909Worthwhile according to who?You get to decide what is worth and what isn't precisely because life is meaningless, you're supposed to be empowered by it and trace your own path.
>>220714959because it leads to success
pepperoni + stilton + franks hot sauce = best pizza
>>220714920I mean thats the recent narrative taken up by politicians. Doesnt stand up to any kind of scrutiny though
>>220714947You could genuinely write Kier's scripts for him this is scarily accurate.
>>220714977so you can buy yourself a better room in which to wank yourself silly over anime?
'cohol bought on the 'ber 'ts
>>220714973Mad that your dad got bullied by rorke
OMG IS THAT A REFUGEE EATING TOAST AND MARMALADE!? OPEN BORDERS NOOOOWWWWW
>>220714962That's an obvious implication m80>>220714975Exactly my point>>220714977Define succeed and why I should care about it.
>>220714910Yeah my youth was wasted in a lot of ways and so is this time, but I had a life off 4chan. You're here forever, and that includes your prime. I'll always have fun times to look back on. You never will if you get hooked on the 4chan young.
>>220715005bought on the what what?
>>220715006My dad was a shagger in his youth, just like I am now. Nobody bullied either of us lol
Spend my early to mid 20s going out clubbing and doing class A drugs a lot. Great times. Pre-covid life. You and your mates starting to earn a bit, confidence of grown adults but still had the youth about you. Could recover quickly. It falls apart around 27 years old though when people start getting married and having kids.
screaming at this book cover
>>220715022the 'ber 'tswee brown fella conscriptionator
>>220715008Success is optimal contentment for you personally so you will always care to succeed
remove the margaret thatcher that lives in your head and just enjoy the things you enjoy and stop feeling guilty because you aren't 'muh productive'
>>220715029screaming are youor howling too, I betat the top of your lungs I suppose
>>220714973Would rather be chatting on here with your dad 2bh
>>220715058im more lost than i was before
>>220715014I’m literally posting here during my WFH hours mate, I do plenty of stuff but I work full time so I just chill during these quiet hours (and get paid for it)
>>220715025my dad was a nonce his first girlfriend was 16 when he was 19he doesn't like it when you bring it up
>>220715062Was going to carry on doing the smug Socratic thing, but I genuinely liked this answer.
bacon and eggs is the best meal in the world
>>220715008>That's an obvious implication m80not what you said is it? also a completely meaningless statement because anyone talking about wasted time or how you should spend time is obviously doing so with reference to their own values
>>220715058ah I see. you're using a friendly contraction of uber eats in an attempt to hide from the fact you're funding rape gangs and people trafficking.
>>220714855kahtim kahtim kahtim
>>220715072yeah, you got me, I just exhaled a little bit more out my nose than usual
>>220715089Hows that being a nonce?
just asked my mum if it's my turn to be based but she said no
.>>220715102Nah. Pancakes with butter and a side of bacon. Eggs are minging
>>220715125cos she was 16 mate
>>220715085As long as you're not on here in your free time you're alright
>>220715025Ofc mate :)
>>220715142That legalx
>>220715142So? Are you american or something
Its giving incel. Its giving chronic masturbation. It's giving smeggy bedroom. Its giving living at home with mum.
>>220715136Pancakes contain egg thoughbeit
>>220715028Sad when you're in your 30s and mates start falling off because they're alcoholics and drug addicts. Either they have to go sober which is weird or they just get too into it and it's embarrassing to be around them. Weird dynamic when you're trying to have a quiet pint with some mates, someone's brought their new baby along and someone's doing lines in the toilet every half hour and getting in everyone's face.
>>220715136he is perfectly adapted to the Australian environment, makes perfect sense why he's such a good runnercompare with white people who just die without aircon
top 10 sexiest anime schoolgirls
>>220715108It isn't a completely meaningless statement because everyone else who is participating in the sophistic engagement you are perfectly understood the point. Off you fuck, tedious bore.
>>220715197All mine are normal people that live normal lives. Dont know anyone whos a drug addict or alcoholic
bump pls frens>>220715143>>220715143>>220715143
>>220715200all me
shit I just realised I've got the air purifier on and the window open
>>220715226no x
>>220715253Cretin. You've absolutely fucked that up havent you? Take a look at yourself get a fucking grip
After I graduated I had two or three mates, then covid hit and people started moving away and getting gfs and now I've basically been friendless for 5 yearsDon't really know where I go from here. Don't have any hobbies and my back is fucked so I can't do much exercise, I know I'm wasting my life and I feel powerless to change it
just found out there was a motorstorm for ps2
>>220715253grow up
>>220715253Not sure what the point of this post was. Certainly cant have been to be interesting or entertain
Sup ladsI'm back :(
No one earning £40k (me) should start monday with 40 emails in their inbox after clearing it on Friday. What the fuck is going on here.
Bob Mortimer is proper funny
>>220715280>Don't really know where I go from here.yes you do. you're just a pathetic self-loathing man of inaction too frightened to do it.
I've seen a lot of evidence for the black people and the low battery fire alarms phenomenonWhat's up with that?
>>220715309Get in the fucking sea
>>220715203it is a meaningless statement. everyone that replied to you is arguing the point from the universal non-spasticated sentient human being perspective of what the term 'wasted time' actually means while you pretend like anyone believes there is an objective standard and then endlessly ask 'why?' to every argument like a child>sophistic engagementpipe down you pseud
>>220715327i have 10 emails from today all of which i know i don't need to read or respond to just based on the title
eating dark chocolate spread with peanut butter and drizzled with honey
>>220715348I did do a cold swim on Sunday morning.
>>220715327I had 3 emails today One from nationwideOne from smoke-king.co.ukOne from world of books
>>220715342the leftypol cope is that they all live in rented accommodation so aren't allowed to do things like change batteries
What do the welsh eat?
>>220715342low in conscientiousness
>>220715384Leftypol with no backbone
>>220715396I had a bagel this morning before I left but I didn’t have any butter left so I just ate it plain
>>220715361fatty bum bum
>>220715298Count the (You)s baby
Great auntie is in hospice lads, the end is within days apparently.
>>220715396her pussy
>>220715384God be like >noo don't do thatuhhhhh
ca lie man don like de de english coosine you get me
>>220715452If she's so great how come she's dying
>The Inbetweeners returning for a brand-new film at Netflix.Will it be woke?
>>22071547994 years olddecent innings desu
my shite aunt is still alive and well unfortunately
Wish I had a UK flag so I could samefag
>>220715508if you make a few posts about gay porn or opiates people will assume it's all gaybruce posting and you can be free to act as you like
>great auntAlright posho
afro pussy SAVED rorke
was THIS close to buying poppers but then I read about someone who did them once and fingers, toes and lips went purple and they had to go to the hospital so I’ve put it on ice for now
>>220715555Never happened
>>220715555
Hello lads Hope you're having a wonderful nigger free day
>>220715559Which part
might sit with my legs crossed like a poof for a bit
rorke going to hospital for follow-up care following plastic surgery
>>220715574I was until a brown man knocked on my door a few minutes ago to deliver some absolute SHITE my girlfriend ordered off amazon
>>220715603Get a job
>>220715502Cor hope I live that long (provided I'm happy and healthy throughout)
>>220715582wonder how much of that is hair transplants98%?
>>220715582His penis enlargment surgery clearly hasn't gone as planned
>>220715458wouldn't mind dipping my french fry in her curry sauce if you catch my drift>>220715501of course >>220715574hello, you too lad, II took tomorrow off as well
>>220715582>procreative management Is that a euphemism for abortion?
>>2207155820 men admitted for pregnancy-related matters. It's time for us to change that
>>220715624Perpetual bergé machine
>>220715458imagine the smell
>>220715661Could be the opposite.
>>220715578None of it
>>220715658Hi Bulgarian anon
no homo but Jensen Ackles is really handsome
>>220715658>my french fryFOY
IRN BRU
dry shave BAD idea
throoughly wasting my life shitpoisnt gon the internetputting off workand abusing alcohol (cos only with half a bottle of vodka in me can i properly engage with people)the girl i kinda like is ghosting me after a messy drunken hook up asw ell
!!!!!!
>new like on bumble>it's a deafblind girl in a wheelchairWell at least I won't be judged on my appearance or squeaky voice thenHer profile says she knows BSL, not sure how that would work given she's blind, or how she even manages the profile at all, how the fuck would I even ask her this
>>220715730Those were the days
>>220715730Already raged in the Instagram comments at this don’t need to do it again here
saw a fucking bloke walking about in one of those juicy tracksuits earlier
>>220715764just don't like her back?
why didn't they make starfield good?
>>220715822Starfieldlad...could you comment?
just put rorke out to pasture
>>220715822i told Todd to make it bad on purpose because i didn't want to play it
in the sewer all alone
>>220715749>microwave >crispy
>>220715852:)
Post images that go hard
>>220715865they are quite crispy for microwave chips desu
>>220715852This is the neo nazi far right party youve heard so much about
>>220715873Yeah still more soggy than you'd like but not bad for microwave
>>220715841he went completely silent quite literally the day of release. i hope the smug wanker deeply regretted his purchase
mad that people used to just sit around listening to the radio
>>220715852leftypol went very quiet with the fascist accusations after this
>>220715892yeah now they just listen to morons shitpost on the 4chan instead
>>220715704Hi lad, how are you >>220715716don't know what that means sir
>>220714228baldie!
consider the yellowhammer
>>220715764might have a friend helping her, you can learn languages when you're deaf and blind through Braille
>>220715852heh, leftypol, dont ya feel dumb now? the pakis are on RORKE'S SIDE NOW!
Good afternoon
>>220715937*considers it*ok now what
>>220715914he'll just harass him while hurling insults like coconut at him. this is despite calling himself an anti-racist lol
We didn’t have Sunday dinner yesterday so my mum is doing it today let’s fucking go
>>220715871
Should I tell my employer that I am mentally unwell
>>220715937Considered it. It's a bird not a hammer.
>>220715943youve done everything you need to so the rest of the day is yours to do what you want with
>>220715951Andrew Tate killing people with voodoo magic now?
I hate the aesthetic of the era we live in
>>220715951He’s actually wearing Tate merch aswell how can such handsome chad be such a faggot
might have a third cup of coffee
>>220716017this but bottle of lager
rorke commenting 'well said' under every raw egg nationalist tweet
>>220715899Terror of the Autons?
>>220715946Um how can leftypol be racist if all he ever thinks about is racial differences and how to be an ally for the good races and fight against the evil races?
>>220716031im not incellious enough to know what that is
>>220716037imagine knowing that
burped and it tasted like pesto
>>220716050well said
you lot need to get jobs >im working from home!!!Sure bro… get a fucking job
>>220716068i'm on my holiday
>>220716050outed yourself as an unc
>>220716037Tranny
>>220716057Spaino
I am an insignificant worm
>>220716068i'm literally working from home and making a lot more than my last restaurant job
>>220716068I work shifts as an essential worker in healthcare x
>>220716082i think in reality you just spend too much time online.
>>220716098im a cat
woke won't like this
>>220716111lot of calories on those meals
>>220716121corr sautee that up with a bit of kale
>>220716118bore off
>>220716070
>>220716121I would bite into it like an apple
get it made
Bad day to be the last segment of cadburys fruit and nut bar in my fridge
yeah cos chocolate needs to be kept in the fridge
>>220716193fruit and nut is that you and me haha
>>220716193gayest flavour that
the poo>>220716210>>220716210>>220716210
>>220716111bet it absolutely fucking reeks of sweaty bollocks in that room
>>220716111right let's see their willies
>>220716151rattled
>>220716068last semester of uni lad, your post doesnt apply to me until june
>>220716055>>220716083i was right though
