Kaka edition
New Metro game announced
got the AGA on full blastdangerous day to be a bit of raw toast haha
rorke pretending he doesn't know famous twitter personalities
really want to go to the asda and buy loads of vile unhealthy foods and eat them all
off the saturated fatshave high cholesterol, you see
>>220716210LEANPILLED BALLBOY
Might start posting in /ישר/
I'm the nut you're the fruit, get it straight alright?
>using an aga for toastjust realised how fucking stupid that and how autistic that bait is
>>220716266dont, the freaks might think its an invite for them to post here
>>220716247If I had to chose between sugar and saturated fats I would go off the sugar>>220716266Have posted there a few times, I mostly talk to the Czech guy and the two Israelis that go fishing.
>>220716282Holy shit is this real?
>>220716281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Up5BjzbsFw
It's weird that boomers seethe about Prince Harry simply because he decided he doesn't want to be subservient to his brother for his entire life
What's the point in fat that isn't saturated? What is it just empty oily molecules? Not getting any fat contents for your fats. Utter waste of time and space. Don't even fucking talk to me about trans fats
>>220716316if someone said this looks like me and my mum i wouldnt deny it
>>220716346i seethe about him because hes a ginger (no soul) but still gets to be rich
ummm rorke?
Sticking the aga on now so I can have 4 fish fingers in 6 hours
>>220716419use this one simple trick to turn your £2 meal into a £45 meal
business idea: power your aga with oil derived from biomass
>be me>log into /brit/ >there's a new gimmickhaha great stuff so what's this aga gimmick about then
>>220716393>still gets to be richThis is why we should end the monarchy and tax the rich
You got a wonky ass flag and I can't stop noticing it
>>220716489hopefully a french lurker can give us tips on how to get rid of them
>>220716507the wonky part is for ireland
don't know what an aga is
>>220716549samesitting this one out
>>>/x/42232520
>>220716549its the thing the all blacks do before rugby
It's just a big farmhouse oven for twats
agacord
>>220716210fuck yes, this is such a me coded thread
heatherfreak, no one cares about your new obsession any more than the 2% of effort it took to make this post
>>220716303I like the fishers
>>220716617:3
my skin is fucking shit I drink tons of water don’t smoke don’t drink don’t eat processed foods. Bought so much fucking skincare shite but it’s never done anything just cursed to be a ugly freak boy forever
yo skrill drop it hard
>>220716617because kaka means poo
>>220716210>his wife left him because he was "too perfect"
>>220716617Met more kaka fans on 4chuds than I have irl
Think I should have been born in France in the 1500s as a woman. I would have gone into a convent and spent lots of time praying and then having sapphic encounters with my fellow sexy french nuns. Having a sip too much of the communion wine and accidentally letting my feelings slip towards Valentíne.
>>220716651Get on the tretinoin
>>220716635Yeah they are cool, we talk about fish preparation and what fish they have caught, one guy even catches squid and cooks it, pretty cool.
>>220716665bum
Feeling hyper aware like I might be going insane
>>220716673P.s. I'm not gay
old man from the lib dems knocked on my door asking me if i'd vote for him, and i'm so mentally retarded that i started smiling like a maniac and saying i'm a huge fan of his, and when he asked if i would put a lib dem sign on my window i said id have to ask my wife first (im 22 and live alone), and then came back and said id take a sign but she'd decide if she wanted it put up later in the day. genuinely how did i let myself become this much of a failure
>>220716665Tintin is a well known homosexual
>>220716705a lot easier to just say no
>>220716707All continental Europeans are homosexual
>>220716664Cor I'm not too perfect maybe she's the one for me
>>220716705imagine believing any of this happened
>>220716705>said id have to ask my wifePulled this with the Jehovah witnesses before said I don’t have time to talk I have to help my wife with something and they both gave me a pity look they knew I was lying
>>220716705That's brilliant mate you made his day.
>>220716707not just saying this because he's belge are you?
saw my ex and she got glasses and now looks like toko from danganronpa fuckk sake i should have tried harder
A real man would have been too scared of owning their door to a stranger
Isn't it rather time for a Sparkhill-Edition?>>>/wsg/6127108
>>220716767My girlfriend loves schoolgirl play. I find it okay but I don't like wearing the skirt
>>220716796um
>>220716786LOLing at that coconut at 0:17
ffs this kiwi is a bit soft. i just know it's gonna be shit
>>220716777ktim i have sat on the sofa and stared through the blinds at people knocking the door before and they see me and i see them but i dont get up to answer
>>220716835it was terrible
oh my days will rorke ever stop complaining about his kiwis firmness
What kind of culture do you like then lads? Anyone here trying to better themselves?
>>220716847fuck me that didnt last long bad day to be a fucking kiwi demolished that mf tore that nigga head smooth off erased that nigga from this plane of existence
>>220716872i like l casei culture
>>220716767One of my exes has a kid now and her tits became even bigger.
walking round the asda thinking everyone looks ugly and gross then realising i haven't shaved today and i'm wearing boxer shorts i've already spaffed twice in since i first put them on
might get an early night
>>220716872Mexican, got a tortilla press several years ago and I swear I'm going to use it one of these days
>>220716890actual scream
>>220716915are you sober doleboy?
>>220716915dont forget to smoke
>>220716930no I'm off the wagon and employed thank you very much>>220716934I don't smoke
>>220716915*Starts drumming at 3 in the morning*
minute's silence for the lad who had to eat a soft kiwi today x
>>220716958you are not cool
doing a 2 minute silence for kiwi lad + brian thompson, who was a proud healthcare ceo, christian, and father of two
Might go to a meetup at this board game place even though I'm not really into board gamesI probably won't though, to be honest. Deathly afraid of social interaction because of the inevitable rejection, me
>>220717026did this Brian lad also have a soft kiwi today?
scorcher of a day out there might book tomorrow off work and tell everyone im going out with mates tonight but then actually just stay inside and get piss the bed drunk inside playing pokemon and pass out by 6pm
Anyone else in /brit/ work at McLaren?Proper shite isn't it.
Bradley Walsh, yhe binble
>>220717053I work at DFS Yeah it's shite
>>220717043no mate, he was brutally slain 1.5 years ago, hence the minute of silence
>>220717042ktimlooked up a board game meetup myself but still haven't gone. I will one day surely
>>220717051Sounds like a fucking rager of a time. Might join you there.
>>220716414Unironically clogwog
>>220717053Work for a company that McLaren contracts out to. It's alright.
>>220717093omdz
>>220717101Left got the mark zuckerberg look
my old English teacher is a reform candidate for my area just seen it on Facebook
>>220716830Leftypol using slurs on people that dont litter
>>220717101maybe im not that ugly am i?
>>220717093
ate a chocolate and cream muffin and a punnet of raspberries
>>220716786what the fuck that is a shitholei've got a couple guesses as to why but I shan't be saying them here it's pakis I bet
>>220717173unhealthy one lad
>>220717184she was so peng
a gay porn of raspberries
>>220717184mad how fit she is
>>220717093>>220717150scereamingziedy's x account confirmed
what drugs are good for anal receivingNot poppers poppers are off the table
>>220717184Liv Tyler was just perfect holy shite.
do fish have feelings? whats the consensus?
>>220717082What's stopping you from going?For me it's the mental image of an incel goblin like me trying to socialise and feeling embarrassed
kind of haircut mumberg used to make me get
>>220717250heavy dose of barbiturates
birdseye fish feelings
>>220717250Get a gram of fentanyl in ya
>>220717258yeah little fish water feelings
listening to skinhead tunes but I have a great deal of hair
Just did a toot that sounded like ripping fabricGot the window open so it may have been heard Thanks for reading
AgaA gay
>>220717300There were a lot of skinheads here in the early 2000s when I was a tiny wee lad.
>>220717325Deeply unsexy underwear
>>220717325just throwing any old thing on
>>220717341
>>220717325sexooo
>Toby Landrover
>>220717341Toot sniffing poo screaming
off to cwmbran
Actually mental how fit Dora Venter was in her early career. Might be the fittest to ever do it.
>>220717340the old ones are pretty funny to talk with in my experiencebit silly to see people still imitating it today though
>>220717408never heard of herpost her best work
>>220717325kissable belly
>>220717432Bannable offense m8
>>220717464surely a harmless link is allowed
bought some penguin bars
honestly think it shouldn't be legal to give your child a stupid name
>>220717487They have naming laws in italy and iceland
>>220717487brooklyn beckham loathed this post
>>220717487our first prime ministar was bonar law bro what
>>220717501good, very sensible
>>220717501Japan too
>>220717487Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu disliked this
consider omar epps
saw a clip where a mirror pans over to the screen and was confused why I couldn't see my face for a millisecondmental illness creeping in?
>>220717487Sia and her little boy Somersault Wonder Bernard, are not happy about this post
>>220717557I have considered himWhat now?
throoughly wasting my life shitpoisnt gon the internetputting off workand abusing alcohol (cos only with half a bottle of vodka in me can i properly engage with people)the girl i kinda like is ghosting me after a messy drunken hook up asw ell
>>220717487Are the girls named Khaleesi old enough to see their namesake getting fucked by a barbarian yet
>>220717581perhaps you'd like to watch juice (1992)
eating fried egg on toast
>>220717501noooo you have to give your child a normal name like Guðmundur or Massimiliano
That pasta isn't very funny
>>220717530let's see her willy
>>220717605She likes to get munched on
>>220717605Need her on onlyfans STAT
>>220717604Maybe I will
>>220717474https://mat6tube.com/watch/-221647598_456241103
>>220717605Naga 'Creampie Queen' Munchetty
Rita Chakrabatti and Naga Munchetty doing the DBZ fusion dance and turning into Nita Munchbatty
Remembering that nigga named dovahkiin from skyrim
>>220717517His name was andrew thoughbeit
>>220717482Not allowed to call them chocolate bars any more, because of woke
>>220717665John McAfee's ghost flinging a ouija board into my bedroom warning me not to click this
>>220717674screaming
just nipping out to the Bameo anyone want anything?
>>220717665Oh yeah she's pretty fit
>>220717674scrom
>>220717605She honestly seems like the nagging lecturing type. She probably in fact doesnt like sex at all and this is simply a tactic devised by her publisher to wipe away the unrelenting bitch persona she has
>>220717708quite the rump on her
>>220717605dirty slag
>>220717708Very unattractive arse
>>220717605so brave
>>220717744Not hairy and masculine enough for you leftypol?
>>220717708The Model by Nicolai Fechin btw>>220717744Very gay post
>>220717770>>220717777It literally looks like a big fat bloke's arseBlack culture has done a number on you
How might a gardener get rid of the dormice that eat his peaches?
>>220716948Dugin is a terrible person
>>220717605Nagoon Cockmuncher
>>220717605>Social convention? I'm the opposite.gets paid £9999999999999
>>220717708does art follow the same rules as anime n that where you're not allowed to find it attractive otherwise you're a loser freak
>>220717800Randomly bringing up blacks again out of nowhere time is it?Have a break from the computer.
>>220717708What so we can't appreciate a bit of art then?
any bookwankers in the threadwith your noses buried in bookssnooting about the pages and thatlove your fucking books don't you
>>220717833I do, I do, I declare I do!*minces away*
>>220717831It's not random if its relevant to the discussion.Black culture reveres big fat disgusting arses and many people now go along with it
>>220717833>any bookwankers in the threadyep>with your noses buried in booksyeah :)>with your noses buried in books:)>love your fucking books don't you:(
>>220717832Janny says no
>>220717833Been done like a kipper here, fuck.
>>220717833uh... yh
>>220717260got other stuff going on and i feel like an attempt to be social is just more work that i'm not in a position to take on right now
>>220717855Ok leftypol we know you love black culture
Janny won't allow art but will let a niggy spam interracial paedo fantasy AI picturesSays all it needs to say doesn't it really
last book I read I got honestly about 90-92% through it then just stopped. I was reasonably enjoying it as well, but I never see anything through. What's more I feel like I can't start a new book until I finish this other one. Must get back to it.
>>220717852>>220717857>>220717872>>220717880well, then...well? what books?anything to say for yourselves?
>>220717430I don't think I've seen one in yeas, maybe they look like metalheads now. I remember two guys coming to us while we were playing soccer, we must have been 6 years old or 7 idk, and they were laughing and making us do sieg heils and asking us if we knew who hitler was lol.
>>220717855Yeah, I suppose that Russian bloke in the 19th century was also influenced by black culture wasn't he?Just go away.
>>220717874Joyce is spot on here If anything the significance of the encounter should be Christina's reaction to the dog
>>220717904Concession accepted
I'LL ORDER THE CRAB RANGOON
>>220717874Ermm AKHTUALLY, having had a dog when I was younger he would be noticeably far more excited to see the family after we came back from holiday rather than being away for a few hours
>>220717899
>>220715226tnx for the bump frens
>>220717897>but I never see anything through.hohohohoh is that right hehehneed you done up head-to-toe in glossy latex and trampling on my pathetic little willy stat, STAT i say! PRRRONTO!
>>220717932Bizarre
had a stealth wank in the toilets of a train once
I'm a failure compared with my friends, some of whom have their own businesses or successful careers in high paying industries. Meanwhile I briefly worked as a journalist for a bit and now have a low status but high stress job in public relations.
>>220717916It's okay that some white men like pert arses and its okay that some white men like big arses, you don't have to think about black men whenever big arses are brought to your attention. Okay? Good.
>>220717932ummmm
almost all the smurfs would have to be either gay or incels
>>220717957I earn 13 pound something an hour and have no friends.
>>220718015why
>>220717957*turbo bums your arse*
>>220717957I earn a decent amount but have not had a singular friend for over a decade
>>220717957Not your best PR work, this
>>220718034only one girl isn't thereeven if she's a whore there's only so much to go around
>>220718049sc
>>220718082what if they have other smurfs from other villages
>>220718015mad how gargalon or whatever his name was invented foid smurfs solely to destroy smurf societyreally says it all
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Poleaboo's pregnant and he said the dad is a current regular poster on /brit/!
>>220718082Smurfette's a SLAAAAAG, everyone's had a ride
my hover craftis full of eelsahahaha
hey papa smurf wanna lick my arse
no one: not a soul:not ever sir trevor mcdonald:not even the avengers:not even hale and pace:no, not even Dame Elton John:rorke: got so much ice, you can skate on a nigga
>>220718170it's can i lick your asshence why he replies 'yeah lick my ass bitch'
36 on minimum wage, would 'cide but I can't afford rope
kidnapping and raping smurfette
>>220718180roar
>>220718135what has Tilde done......
everything i do besides bed rotting feels performative because i dont enjoy anything
>>220718237ok
>>220718237take ketamine
nobody:rorke: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!nobody: boororke: aaaaaaaah!
>>220718237performatively see a therapist
>>220717922
Watching zionist content.
>Ruby Rose Alleges Katy Perry Sexually Assaulted Her at an Australian Nightclub>“Katy Perry sexual assaulted me at spice market nightclub in Melbourne,” she wrote. “Who gives a shit what she thinks.”>“She saw me ‘resting’ on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomitted on her,” she wrote in another reply.CORRRRRRRR PHWOARRRRRRRR
Make a funny postCome on /brit/ do your thing!
>>220717874why is joyce carol oates on twitter
>>220718352woozel wozzel
>>220718199oh is itbeen so long since I saw it
I'm on my way from niggardliness to happiness today
>>220718352I dont work well under pressure mate you know that. I'll have something good in 2 weeks i promise you know im good for it
>>220718371she's a top poster lad, always riling people up
>>220717899lolita :)
>>220717899Count of monte cristo, in the middle and we're getting a lot of new characters introduced. It's alright, entertaining, I think once it all wraps up in the end it'll be worth it.
my bollocks have been blockaded since 3pm today
>>220718352rorke: bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda
wanked every day of my life so far
>>220718429idk bro he's your leader
Opening the Strait of Hormuz singlehandedly this evening. Might post it on the socials.
>>220718401Genuinely hate them
>>220718429healing the sickturning water into wine
>>220718401Ah yes the 15th century... that was when we didn't have multiculturalism
got a feeling somebody's watching me
>>220718352
boiling some rice
>>220718401Leftypol just exists to spite rorke at this stage, it's all he lives for, he has no strategy, does not think of second order consequences of his actions, it's all stuff to simply rile and upset. I've long got a theory that the modern woke left is a coalition of people who were bullied at school and the people who bullied them.
>>220718500london having one black fella called reasonable blackman is exactly the same thing as millions of third world muslims rorke
>>220718518what you doing that for lad?
Bradley's on the new Strictly lads
Fush
>>220712095>>220712178ummers
>>220718574bent cunt fuck off
>>220718554to eat it
the older I get the more the idea of a holiday where I just go somewhere sunny and warm and lay by a pool for a week absorbing the sun appeals to meneed to get away from this cloudy windy shithole, even if only for a week
>>220718587ah right. enjoy then
noticed there's a trend of indians posting clips from films and telly shows but talking as if the clips are realso bizarre
>>220718601not sure what this has to do with importing 1,600,000 pakistanis
>>220718601how does this explain sub tweeting political rivals in arabic for a quick laugh, where does that sit in with ordinary people
>>220718598Know what you mean, those all-inclusives somewhere really warm are perfect
>>220717953i have wanked in a cinema twice
>>220718650had a bout of mutual masturbation with my at the time gf in a cinema
Blud was clipfarming at the reform rally fr
mad how quick your whole day goes to shit the second you touch The Computerall your plans ruined in favour of wanking about on the internet for hours on end
got the billy joel on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>220717953not really stealth if you're in private idiotlike saying you did a stealth poo in your bathroom toilet at home
No offence....But Mousey was never a good poster.....
>>220718673it's a damn conspiracy is what it is
so many grey hairs
>>220718598just hopping on a plane for a couple of hours to the med for cold beer and some grilled seafood of sorts by the sea is literally the best thing you can do. There's not much else worth doing out there. We are blessed that the most pleasant place to take leisure time in the whole world is so close and accessible to us.
boiling some pasta
>>220718670lucky. i’ve always been doing everything alone
DOGSHIT ZINGERSCALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERSALL ABOARD!
>>220718601You know what? I'm convinced, open the borders so the whole world can use the NHS
>>220718717what you doing that for then lad?
>>220718620the post i replied to didn't mention immigration, it mentioned the "strategy" of the left>>220718636if the translation is correct then their tweet says that the greens are "for everyone". i guess that's what they're trying to represent by tweeting in another language. the left believes in essential rights for everybody, while the right is run by rich bastards who want to take away essential rights from poor people, just so the rich can get a bit richer.
>>220718726This but unironically
>>220718712in the pubert region?
>>220716210
>>220718715I've not been on holiday in 14 years but I'm contemplating it. Just by myself, doing nothing, except in sunny conditions every day.
pooing
>>220718747what you doing that for lad?
>>220718729tea
>>220718739yh but also now atop my little balding gay alien skull
>>220718757>>220718757>>220718757
NEW>>220718776>>220718776>>220718776
>>220718734don't think you know what rights arecertainly doesn't pertain to having political statements translated and tweeted in 7,100 different languages
