sex educator gf edition
rape
>>220725567Rorke raising his hand and asking if she does practical lessons
>>220725584a daring synthesis
RIGHT it's time for beddingtons
mad how i went all the fucking way to Battle Abbey once and it was closed lmao fuck my life
>>220725567she could educate my sex
mental how much I hate myselfalways gave myself a hard time for being lanky and scrawny but I saw a guy who was basically a doppelganger of me who had a cute wife and a kid, didn't look particularly rich eitherThink I'm just starting to realise the only thing wrong with me is how mentally ill l am and not necessarily my perceived faults
rorke crying when he goes 100 calories over his daily limit
Why do zoomers look like they couldn’t even start a lawnmower
>>220725567big fan of pink
remaining calorie limit: whatever the fuck i want cos i ain't no bitch
>>220725614shit trundle
>>220725602posted it again award
>>220725622corrr
>>220725602>always gave myself a hard time for being lanky and scrawny but I saw a guy who was basically a doppelganger of me who had a cute wife and a kid, didn't look particularly rich eitherIt's true, stop beating yourself up, it's all in your head, let it go, I just saw a lot of short guys, some bald with gf's in Thessaloniki and thought of all the people here thinking thy are unlovable because of that, makes me sad.
right
>>220725624everyone needs to read this
>>220725622odd
blud patrolling Thessaloniki
>we wuz normanz
>>220725614shittinbradleyfodenmonkeycrimlhihn
>>220725622I bet these guys get all the girls, wish I was handsome and fit
>>220725602>>220725548lol this isn't mei see other versions of me in build or face and i think goodness me they're ugly and awkward etcyet at the same time i also sometimes see them appearing to be popular/or with a girland i think i guess the mental illness is holding me back more than my looks altho my looks are bad as well
>>220725701posted it again award
anyone use a style other than yotsuba b or tomorrow?
>>220725567she needs a big deep digging pure RAW style
>>220725567bet she's got a nice bumhole
>>220725667I was strolling about, smoking cigarettes while I walk, checking out the vinyl shops. Checking out cuties, lot of girls had 70s leather rock jackets and I mean ALOT, I probably saw a 100 in one day.
>>220725713Just normal
talking to some bih
>>220725729a piece of ass but a munter
>>220725713palatino linotype
Might start maskmaxxing
>>220725713I use the normal
>>220725759looks like an indian wearing an andrew garfield mask
threadmeister here, taking a risk posting on nhs wifi. i got gangraped to death back in february, hence the absence. they also stole my wallet and jeans. ttyl maybe and hope and dtfic is doing okay. captchas are even worse wtf. love you all
rorke's da
>>220725754Flights to Kokisay streethow to get to Cockisura Steetwhere is Kokusamurai Street
>>220725759heathermong ahh screenshot quality
>>220725587Don't call me Rorke, le do thoil
Poor people to the frontlines, now
>damn rorke, you a cute mfer
>>220725796just a thought. Why don't presidents fight the war?
>>220725790roar
blackpussycord is online
>>220725627this is based though
darkies direct
>>220725759watched some of those videos the other yearhttps://youtu.be/2dtO_biSK_ghttps://youtu.be/87qBgBBr5Z8
a swedish girl for every ANGLO
>>220725818sup crodie u gud?
you need a special kind of 'tism to post here
nobody:rorke: can i crack...please
>>220725845okay rorkesheed
>>220725860The visible camel toe makes it hotter
>>220725873You actually don't there are no checks about that
>>220725897sup toady
>>220725890why would you hate a paki if he doesn't act like a paki
i have a long, shapeless face. really hate it
>>220725860can just tell her arse is grim
tried reading some of shakespeare's sonnets and they're not great 2bh
>>220725607I get a notication on my simpcity account any time someone posts new pictures of his willy.
>>220725897
fit
submit to jewish women
>>220725922alri lozza fox
>>220725977sc
Rorke listening to Camel's hit 1974 album "Mirage"
gfberg HATES that I'm gonna watch the new Harry Potter series aha x
scotphobia. played for laughs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
>>220725977>black paedophile niggerone of these isn't a larp
they're doing a new virge islandhttps://youtu.be/vDuDdxHO9zo
when i heard about Gen Z boss and a mini i thought it meant the car Mini
>>220725926rude
>>220725991the scotch are funny though aren't they aha haggis lol
>>220725953Jewish women like that are so loyal to the idea of only marrying Jewish men and having Jewish children that a girl like Abby married this absolute spastic battyman. That's her real husband.
dadberg said he's going to go the cinema on his own to see the new michael jackson film when it comes out
I'M A FIRESTARTERTWISTED FIRESTARTER
alexa, play lady in black by uriah heap
DEATH AND KILLING DEATH AND KILLING
>>220725953motorboating her tits while Ben Shappiro does his show in the next room>>220725991loved that show
JEWISH WOMEN!!!!!
>>220726039Interesting phenotype Mr fox has
>>220726034Sir Private Masturbator
>>220726034should spark him smooth out down the stairs lol
30% of /brit/ is indians50% is bots
>>220726062mad how i can feel nostalgic for tiktoks from 2020 now
>>220726062https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U96UY4LydYc
why do british birds have big/tall foreheads/high hairlines? ive been noticing this...
IRN BRU
>>220726096norwood reaper struck us all for our crimes of the past
>>220726095ziedbelg seeing a naked woman>i know dat shi stank like wet dog LOLziedbelg seeing a 40 year old black football manager>mhmm he looking handsome and smoove x mi like dat
right well
>>220726096talking bollocks again
>>220726096Used to be the height of beauty to have a high hairline as a women, enough they would pluck it
>>220726095Are you out of the closet to your parents yet?
>>220726127s
>>220726134Sir Conehead Mum
right well that was lovely pair of pert breasts and tasteful pubic hair atop a pleasant fanny
>>220726127
>>220726149It's one of the greatest bands ever actually
>>220726127roar
people on 4chan are some of the wittiest people alive
Zied belg I support Your Relationshipwith Jude Bellingham .. !!gay Sex arse !!
>>220726149Why are there so many Durst memes going around did he die
>>220726156Thata lady-lad?
>>220726191sc
>>220726190no matter how dogshit and retarded this place gets it still makes me laugh quite often
>>220726191s
*enters /brit/*
>>220726194No but the bassist of LB died recently.
ziedy do thohe be peekin x
hysterical that this is the man he pretends is some rastafari yardie
nukes just poped the vatcinan
>>220726266yeah she's ugly as fuck unlike jude bellingham and sir rosenior who are fine xit's okay to have crushes on men you know dat
>>220726246sits on your face
Does getting a tattoo hurt?
>Limp Bizkit was set to perform a concert in Estonia, but it was canceled. The reason, it seems, is over frontman Fred Durst’s previous support of Russian president Vladimir Putin.>First, some backstory, via The PRP: In 2012, Durst married Kseniya Beryazina, a Crimean-born Russian makeup artist. Due to his then-spouse’s heritage, the nu-metal vocalist began spending a lot of time on the Crimean Peninsula. Russia annexed Crimea from Ukraine in 2014. Durst also reportedly befriended some state officials at the time.More like Fred WORST if you ask me.
>>220726287There's nothing more that I hat than tattoos on big tits and asses. Fucking WHYY
>>220726287plaphog
>>220726302depends on the area
>>220726314LOLdone himdo u want to roleplay now crodie? u can be katy this time if u want x
>>220726310This shit is so cringe>Nooooooo you can't think like that, youre cancelled
Willy Gnonto's pert black buttocks
>>220726334Irish Rose
>>220726327london
>>220726327I'm in Leeds
>>220726310based durstfuck eSStonia
>>220726310Haha stay mad
>>220726344He even said he did it all for the nookie..
it boils my piss
>>220726394dont like that saying
>>220726376Can I ask you an honest question ziedy?
it makes my liver quiver
>>220726376LOLcrodie when do u want to rp tho?
>>220726377
>>220726380LB's music is alri but their fanbase were always the dumbest ppl you'd ever meet. I'm surprised zoomies took to this band.
>>220726396such a good song>>220726396I like it especially if a Scott is saying it.
>>220726437crodie why are u ignoring me?ur being weird
>>220726377thats a bloke
>>220726437now do the one where you post the vocaroos of songs
>>220726437Your mom hears your moans though the wall as your bbc dildo boinks your colon lol
>>220726423I rate their music when Wes is in it, haven’t touched the album he wasn’t in
>>220726447im a bloke
>>220726455Tung Tung Tung Sahur live action remake
>>220726437
>>220726482Wes is so underrated >>220726423Don't care about fanbases, what matters is if I enjoy it.
>30 dollars for a passi swear it used to be lessdisgraceful price gouging in this economy
reckon every instance of cancel culture was just a celebrity trying to get out of a contract they signed>you're signed up for 5 movies for me>i dont wana do 5 movies any more, you're a pedo>uuuhhhhh wahhhhhhh you can't do that i didn't do anything nooooooooo
marie curie sex arse
cockney goblin
>>220726482I can't remember any titles besides Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, and only because it was so assbrained
VIRGIN LADS THE TIME IS OURShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgq33lP0a0s
>>220726514still worth more than youtube premium
helen keller sex arse
>>220726537banger
she's been using a lot of laughing emojis latelywonder if that means shes giggling while reading my messages
imagine if indian take aways were around when james joyce was getting farted on
>>220726565Kys when?
>>220726535You remember Break stuff and Nookie and Rollin.Unless you are talking about album tittles, Three Dollar Bill Yalland Significant other along with Cocolate Starfish are their best albums.
>>220726596ktim coming out my incel flat
reading up on pre-disaster cheadlefucking hell lads
It’s over for me
Ween now there's a band
>>220726645scream
in the lissome light of evening help me cosmia i'm grieving
>>220726642The Mollusk is great
>>220726611All those kind of ring a bell but I wasn't a fan really. I thought nu metal bands and then post grunge really killed rock from being the dominant pop music in America.
really fancy some chocolate now but got none in the house and the paki shop is shut
no one:not a soul:lenny henry:sir patrick stewart:andi peters:the teletubbies:dame maggie smith:10 downing street:gino d'acampo:fearne cotton:radiohead:h from steps:sir trevor mcdonald:levi roots:theo phaphitis:jude bellingham's father:leftypol:jeremy corbyn:zak polanski:rorje:rupert lowe:oswald mosley:daniel beddingfield:seamus from harry potter:wellard from eastenders:the 4th doctor who:ziedy: mmm dat cronem baton pump mi batty
>gf of five years deciding she might not want to have kids after allWell then.
mad how terrorist attacks dont happen any more. it's almost as if it was fomented by undercover police instigators
>>220726715s
>>220726722FONT
>>220726722thats you done
maika monroe is just this generation's mandy moore
wellard mentioned
Scrombling and pooing
rorke's ma
>>220726697I see how you would feel that way. They definitely got pushed in the early 2000s, but I still like Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park.
>>220726715yodel
is there a version of reddit that isn´t fucking gay and retarded and compromised by glowies
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
how do girls come to terms with the desire to make their fanny hole the size of a baby's head
>>220726778no
in this house rorke is a hero
>>220726262Look at uncs hair.
>>220726795damn
>>220726715>wellard from eastenders:
>>220726773It's all subjective anyway friend, and my tastes aren't necessarily what other's like. I listen to Polyphia and djent a lot lol
>>220726778Yeah you're in it
BEGGING FOR (YOU)S
>>220726715psianf
Dinner was one of them big frozen Chicago town pepperoni stuffed crust pizzasWas alright for what it is but Ristorante still tops
>>2207268254chan is just for laughs innit
just the 32 deleted posts in a 211 post thread then
>>220726723They happen everyday against unarmed black men by racist pigs in the United States.
>>220726824Yeah, if one enjoys it I don't see a problem. I was a little prick when I was 14 calling everything gay that I didn't like. >PolyphiaIt didn't really click with me desu. Although there's a couple of guys on youtube that play in that style that I enjoy, one of them is Japanese fella, can't think of the name rn.
>>220726827ALL I WANTED WAS (YOU)
>>220726827hi
kek this is me when im considering ending it all
right wellhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/country/BE/deleted/deleted/
>>220726827>oh no the consequences of our actions ack
I’m a 30 year old virgin freak with no friends
I'm rorkin on the sun
>>220726920nun else he culd do
>>220726937sup zodie
>>220726937KtimExcept I'm not a freak, not a virgin, and I have friends
>>220726923me on october the 7th
just not normal is it
we will all make it
>>220726967imagine the smell of those wristbands. take them off you dirty cow
>>220726967mad how some people don't like girls and asses
>>220726967poo arse
>>220726967ok i will fuck it !!
>>220726975a lamb attacking a lion
>>220726981
should make a tv show about a world where all tv and movie characters are miscast where josh brolin is harry potter and djimon hounsou stars in the sabrina carpenter biopic
would you be racist to neanderthals if they were still around
>>220727023this is so surreal
>>220726937LTIM but 31
really liked the dead space remake, might play dead space 2 but the graphics are shit
>>220727048no they'd bonk me on the head
>>220727023this is bestiality
>>220726967fat
>a lamb attacking a lion
>>220726967leave some wrist bands for the rest of us
Gooned to college gymnasts again haven’t I
>>220727111we do not need to know
can guys goon and then go to work without splooging
lambs and lions mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xexVKikf2UY
that my 600lb life bird who died at 30 has put the fear in my obese 31 year old selfthough i'm less than half her weight its still got to me, cannot be fat anymore
>>220727099cope
I want Emma Watson to fart in my face.
>>220727142you considered just not stuffing your face?
>>220727038Wish I could participate in the body outline big hips fashion dress thing but I got those boyish hips and beestung lips
>>220727076Didn't they remake 2 as well?
all this injustice in the world x
I'm something of a centrist
>>220727123yh
Southern Lebanon? Never existed it has always been northern Israel :^ )
>>220727076what do you like about it?
>>220727194Nah the first remake didn't sell enough
Playing Horizon Forbidden West, planning a wank over the player character of course.
>>220727201ktim
another evening of doing fuck allneed to put a list together of things i want to start doing:>work out, in any way (cardio, weights)>get away from the PC (read a book, watch a movie -- anything but on the PC)>build a small wardrobe of nice clothes >start a hobby or two (learn the guitar... what else?)i am taking other suggestions for how to start leading a better life
>>220727209It's a shame lebanon went down the shitterSeemed like a cool country with cool music before the disasters
Rorke doing his best
>>220727209UK empire? Tits up. Epic post noseberg
>>220727231stay away from the PC and it will all start coming together on it's own
>>220727231love doing fuck all me. have to do stuff during toil why can't I enjoy not doing stuff
Plotting the greasiest bacon sandwich for breakfast.Five, no, six rashers!
>>220727258fuarrk
where's biomassLAD
>>220726565 >>220726590 >>220726617 >>220726645 impersonator
>>220726666 >>220726684 >>220726769impersonator
>>220727315mhhhmmm sup crodieu suck nuff bendydem long time?
>>220727282get a fried egg in there as well or no?
>>220727258hell yeah dude
o canada, our home on native land
do you feel my heart beating?,pooing in the lav,do you feel the strain?,now my arse is bleeding,it is burning,and my pants are stained
where'd erryone go
>>220727432hi :)
>>220727432i'm busy
>>220727435do you wipe front to back or back to front x
>>220727315>>220727331excuse me janitor i believe this is ban evasion
don´t trust zack polanski
>>220727457prefer not to answer
>>220727432bingo?
He rules with an iron but fair fist
4 brits on the logsopon to be 5
I’ll put it in me bum
It's bedtime (I just woke up)
i'm a chud
the rise and rise of madri needs to be studied
Sir Saddam Hussain
gymskin shot dead in miami
He would have hated the Peter Jackson films and the “franchisization” of his intellectual property.
sir bump limit so i can post my heckin awesome post in the new
>>220727556who cares this nigga dead
>>220727554he couldn't block it
>>220727556I've been thinking about a film he would love.Avatar.Film with a constructed language and culture featuring talking to trees.
>>220727566disrespectful
feeling a lot better now glad the /brit/ team is always here to help me get through tough times
we are the brit team brit team
Tolkien howling at jackass the movie
>>220727556they are good films though. could´ve been a lot worse
need some more posts in here
poo
now one cares what leftypol is up to
>>220727622grim
no need for a new, we are done here
leftypol wringing out his cum sock
new >>220727712
Rorke wagging his tail when mumberg gets home from work
>>220727171that's the plan
