cheltenham edition
elder scrolls 6 could be the worst game ever made and it would still make 10 billion dollars day 1, its too big to fail
british slags subedition
posts take genuinely 30 seconds just to fucking send sort it the fuck out jannies
do you guys like my no man's sky ship
>>220748842Insane how ugly british women are on average.
>>220748833got me thinking, gta6 although too big to fail also, reckon it won't make back the 100 trillion it spent on development by the time it's relaesed
>>220748833this was proven by skyrim. pretty shit game overall that is very popular
>>220748833sounds like your mothers azzzz
>>220748833have very little hope for it at all after fallout 4 and starfield franklywill still probs be buying on day 1 thoughbeit x
>>220748857yeah looks nice mate
i have a one-question IQ testshow someone a picture of an X that is a Y and ask "why are all X Ys"retards generally try to construct a story out of evidence presented before them. they never deny the premise. e.g. >>220748863people with an IQ above 110 will simply realise that not all Xs are Ys
where do I go in the UK to a get a very cute gummy smiled blue eyed blonde gf like this?
>>220748857No but only because the game is shit.
the 9/10 supervisor joked that I have a huge dickgenuinely not sure if that was flattery or mockery
my life is so terrible
jealous of how black people can openly talk about sex. it sounds cringe when white guys do it buy black guys can openly state they love big arses and sucking on clunge
>>220748905mockery, because it's so absurd it could never be true because you're obviously such a little runt mong
>>220748899>where do I go in the UK to a get a very cuteAbroad
>>220748905Tribunal
>>220748899Rich midlands place. Try the Cotswolds and work your way spirally outwards.
>>220748899surrey or oxfordshire
>>220748905well do you
pleased to see the mouthy zoomer freaks are suffering with terminal unemployment and eternal virginity haha perhaps you should all start assessing what went wrong instead of blaming the uncs
>>220748899Join the Liberal Democrats or some other neolib party
>>220748885you are part of the problemstop supporting terrible games
>>220748921>sucking on clungeStatistically wogs are more fruity so I doubt they're talking about sucking on clunge specifically.
>>220748938perhaps you should assess your hairline lmfao old ass nigag
>>2207489376.2 inches, so it's above averagebut she was joking that it touched the floor
>>220748957no i like playing with my touys
depressive and negative thoughts intruding into my brain
Not a fan of capeshit but Milly Alcock is hella cuteI will watch it for her
>>220748979Maybe you should joke about it touching her lips and see what happens from there
>>220748969leftypol and brown people seething at this for some reason
>>220748978You have a lot of growing up to do young man
>>220748988it alright, la
>>220748979>6.2 inches>above average
>>220748994she looks munted matejust something slightly off about her face
>>220748899women like that aren't worth it, you think they're cute and attainable but they have just as high if not higher standards than your average Stacy and expect you to be making 200K a year
might become a 1950s greaser and fix up hot rods and sell untaxed cigarettes
>>220749006
>>220749011get yours out then brucie
Wait what>polanski's mum was a prostituteLmao any pics of this grimkino?
>>220748988Stop looking in the mirror then
>>220748995shes got virtually no modesty/shame so it would have no effect, shes one of those girls that is constantly flirting and using innuendo for fun
Will never understand how this is a "beautiful celebrity" but then you've got women like >>220748899 just existing out there in the wildCelebrityism is so weird
>>220748978scruyng
Got a bunch of lingerie for my gf and she dresses up every week now. Can't imagine going back to just naked sex.
Tilda Swinton is a Scottish nationalist
>>220749011it literally factually is though, try using google first before posting in future x
>>220748899You better be prepared to take her to Disneyland Paris every year.
>>220749050love her
>>220749070keep it to yourself wog
>>220749004>some reasonThat money could have been used to pay for more darkies
>>220749070literally no point in lingerie existing now that women are all such whores
Imagine one of the mods clicked on the update button and just went to bed
SpongeBob Loud Pack
>>220749074disgusting piercing and stupid hair, she'd be a top qt without that
that lad's thumbnail filter works
>>220749074bet this arouses you, pervert
>>220749111>'Aff tae bed'- Sir Janworth, probably
>>220749004Neither leftypol or a brown and dont really see the point in this
>>220749099No. I want to share my excitement with everyone including you.
>>220749123stfu incel
>>220749078i mean yeah but 6.2 is so marginally above avg it's not worth dwelling on would be like calling yourself tall when you're 5'11
>>220749079prefer universal honestly but I'd be down
the toilfu keeps mirroring my vocabulary, it's very cute
oooo look at me I’ve got a girlfriend I have lots of sex look at me I’m sex haver!!!!!!
>>220749123True. At least there's no tattoos
we're just normal men
>>220749145sweet beautiful pure hearted post i love you
>>220749183she single?
>>220749183Ever mentionned the 'mass around her?>>220749135Sex
>>2207491615'11 is below average for a 20 year old these days
>>220749185kahteeem not meeee!
>>220749133
>>220749185It's actually my wife who dresses up but I thought a gf would be more relatable for you lot to engage in a discussion.
>>220749183>Thats um based thank you anonberg... is that right? Am i doing it right?
>>220749183get her shagged (up the arse)
>>220749161a quick search says the global average is between 5.1-5.5, meaning my willer is a full inch longer than average, I wouldn't call that marginal but whateverI'm sure your didgeridoo is a 12 incher yeah
I'm pretty flabby but I have no problem approaching girls and getting into a kind of cuntish character where I speak to them like shit, so I can get laid with a little bit of effort, but I have absolutely zero friends to go out to the pub with anymore so I get no opportunities to work my charm
10mg ritalin down the hatch
retarded virgin autists hate piercings and tattoos because they signal that the woman is above 18 lol
>>220749196that clip wasn't funny
>>220749204still not single :(>>220749213not sure what you're referring to mon frere>>220749233I'm trying lad, oh how I am trying
>>220749215True. Endocrine disruptors from microplastics and agricultural run-offs have made them monstruously tallBut chances are they will all die of early onset dementia and arse cancer
>>2207491615'11 is only tall in inbred shitholes like Norfolk
>>220749234with 1.4 billion africans no way the average is that low
>>220749227the larp unravels
>>220749275There are nearly 3 billion indians and chinese.
>>220749266must be hard seeing her every monday, knowing she got her guts rearranged the night before
>>220749215Simply not true. Zoomers seem to be manlets
leftypol as usual turning a blind eye to this
>>2207492752 billion indians and 1.5 billion changs
I have a gift for strategy
>>220749275Honestly stopped believing in the BBC meme after seeing some of those videos from bonnie blue
fucks wrong witchall nikkaz
Can't shag the missus doggystyle any more since she got the copper coil. Something about the angle makes it uncomfortable for her and I can feel it poking me in the dick which isn't especially fun. Small price to pay for no condoms no babies and no insane mood swings from hormonal birth control.
maybe if you were all autistic buffoons on here incel rating women you might get a gf lil zoomies
bored now got nothing to do
>>220749320go outside more
>>220749275>>220749312this is why i'm an atheist
>>220749317I wish she'd just rejected me outright instead of this, where we both know we fancy each other and flirt a bit while knowing the whole time that she's not actually available and *might* be in the future but also might not
Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. A LEAN night
>>220749323Leftypol saying just let them all in what could go wrong
>>220748833same as gta 6both will be shite though like pretty much all AAA nowadays
rhea seehorn feet
Bridge On The River KWAB
>>220749354We tried the coil but it ended up perferating her uterus. Condoms are fine imo
*tunes the brit radio to key 103*
>>220749323He secretly supports it.
>>220749408maybe it was your tiny pin dick
>>220749275chinese and indians outnumber africans
>>220749396I liked death stranding 2 but nothing else from AAA space recently
>>220749261we're just innocent men
need a haircut but only the back and sides. top is too unc to grow at the same rate these days
My memory is really messed up Turned me into an unsentimental person because I can’t remember anything
>>220749234would love to watch your little clitty flop around helplessly while i pound your arse with my girthy 7in goonrodi mean what who said that
>>220749455yea, that's how it starts
>>220749408Yeah that sounds unpleasant. Condoms are not the one for me, on the list to get my nuts cut since her coil needs to come out and we don't want any more sprogs.
>>220749455shave it all off lad it's over
Rorke? Yeah he’s a baka
>>220748905>>220748979isnt this rape
>>220749493My wife wants 1 more but I can't imagine getting the snip. Something very undignified about it.
zoomers calling other men 4 years older than them uncle
Ive been asked by the incels of the forum if we can cease the sexhaver talkThey're becoming agitated in their runt cages
>>220749530Hate the uncle meme just another piece of imported wog slang
>>220749524what im about to do to you, thats rape. it's a rapeocaust and you're in first class on the rape train to rapeswitz
imagine being an indian woman going through the whole arranged marriage rigmarole and you get a 5'4 husband with a little thumb cock
>>220749560zoomers are wogs
That's me awake
Getting your entire penis snipped off to stop having kids is a bit extreme
Kim possible rule 34Whoops, this isn't google haha
>>220749525Eh I think it can go either way. Not into those cringe snip parties that get posted on plebbit and wouldn't want to make a big deal out of it, but I would like my virile balls to stop doing their best to impregnate the wife. Could do a solemn and dignified burial at sea for my final spermlids (cum into the toilet and flush it while playing taps on my phone)
>>220749568Zoomer ind lad at my work is doing an arranged marriage, feel sorry for her because he is without a doubt the most irritating person I've ever had the misfortune of sharing an office with. No voice control, shouts all the time, loud fake laughs.
>>220749586hahaha careful there lad
might become a fat lonely retard. oops goal complete already haha #grindset #getafterit #makeithappen
So glad I don't have to get a vasectomy as my tiny 7 inch pecker will never see the inside of a vagina.
>>220749586got a 3 day ban for posting something like this once
why is posting so fucked lmao they need to just shit this whole shithole down at this point
hiring manager getting the ick when she sees protonmail.com on rorke's CV
>>220749585Needs must lad, have been taking estrogen and keeping my penis in a chastity cage for the last twenty years to avoid accidentally having kids. This is just the next, perfectly normal, step.
had a great dream a woman was happily sprawled out over me napping and i got to pet her tummy like a cat and she liked it
why are you using inches instead of centimetersthis aint /cum/
Now you're my bank
>>220749641>have to getwe got other methods you know
>>220749674erm acktually we use a combination of metric and imperial
>>220749674>>220749677brown
>>220749586ffs
>>220749591I think it still takes some 100 wanks post snip to actually get rid of them all. I don't mind condoms but me and the wife do so much foreplay and tickling that precum might actually be a potential issue.
reckon all guns should have silencers on them as a standard feature, they're too loud otherwise, you'll do serious damage to your hearing with those bloody things, especially in enclosed spaces
>>220749672my dream this morning was I had to pack a suitcase full of bradley walsh themed fridge magnets in under 2 hours in a hotel near Manchester
>>220749731wish your posts had a silencer
>>220749731or just don't shoot
>4chan-xt just brokewe did it reddit
>>220749731How about mandatory loudeners
>insane mood swings from hormonal birth controlmyth. you've been played nibba. just switch birth control if you really placebo gfberg into not having bpd.
>>220749751rudeness is against the /brit/ rules
>>220749762works on my machine
>>220749774>t. gfberg
>>220749751done
>>220749751bodied that freak
might become a sleeper agent sounds like a very laid back job
>rudeness is against the /brit/ rules
Closest you get to heaven is 69ing. Something so sensual about that position. You're noshing each other off and the more intense her sucking the more intense your eating.
>>220749731We should silence you
i don't seem to be losing weight despite not eating much
>>220749803i don't normally break internet etiquette but i'm a girl and you can just ask to switch pills if you think one is giving you side effects but they really don't
>>220749781Nice work, Agent VB. Silent kill.
>>220749839nowt to look at
Call centerstein is having an episode.>>220749847You know the rules.
>>220749847why are all zoomer women so paranoid about birth controlmy gfstein completely refuses to get on the pills even though we have had like 3 condoms break in 2 years and she had to take plan b every time
>>220749847When as used to use them wife got pretty bad acne and bloating from them. However she also used them primarily to treat heavy periods from endometriosis. No idea about the other fellas experience with mood swings.
>Connection error.FUCK OFF
>>220749771Speed cocker?
eating a apple
>>220749845body is generating fat because it thinks you are dying from starvation
>>220749847No you are NOT, sacked trannyWe have been over this
>>220749839Nose in arsehole
>>220749845are you tracking calories?little things can add up, some foods can be calorie dense
>>220749869pornbrained
>eating a apple
>>220749783are you getting (You) labels in your posts? be honestme: no
>>220749847are you trannies that mentally ill you're taking birth control now to LARP as a real woman?utterly depraved
>>220749885Tbf there are quite a few side effects associated with the pill
got tomorrow and friday off hooray!! hip hip hoooraaaay! *does a celebratory gay porn crip walk across the thread*
>>220749889She tried several different pills, I saw her go fucking mental and also lose all sex drive. Not happened since she stopped taking them and got the coil shoved up her. Not going to listen to some daft little fag pretending to be a woman when I've got years of experience.
>>220749900Body is making fat out of nowhere because it thinks yeah?
>>220749869Gay!>>220749921My nose usually just tickles her flaps.
landlordsteinberg due in an hour. ngl lads im a bit nervous. ive tried to tidy up but the house is ancient and a tip. im sure they see worse but i dont want tradies in and out or higher rent and if i get evicted im fucked.
just made a toastie in the air fryer
>>220749967unironically yesGod made us lowkey perfect
I'm real tired of them. Can't say who or they'll ban me. You get it.
is the whole internet slow right now?
This is literally how dateberg last night saw me
>>220749978They call me large nosebergstein for a reason
well I'd just like everyone to know I'm a virgin freak so don't ask me about fannies
>just made a toastie in the air fryer
>>220749979You rent? Lmao
>>220750044urgh
:/
>>220750044corrr corrrrr
Right well...
right well
>>220750040Yes. £495p/m. 2up2down terrace house. if i get turfed out ill have to move into a house share. im a 34 year old man. i dont want to live in a fucking house share.
>>220750089Fuck me for that price you should have been saving for a mortgage, last time I saw rent that low it was for a single bedroom in a shared flat. You smug little cock.
>>220750089Not a bad price desu
There's 5 things that will destroy the Earth. I shan't name them.
Sup toadie u gud?
stupid shithole website
>>220750133rorkesleftypolswokeschudsnonces
>>220750089You must live in Berwick upon shithole or something for rent that cheap
>>220750008He looks happy
>>220750183Skegness
>>220750089do wypipo really live with random people in the same house
Every time I try to take a shit with the door open because wifeberg is out she magically appears back at home. Every single time.
Just learnt that only half of cowboys was white. Bout a quarter was niggers and an other quarter beaners. Hell was even some indians (of the feather type) that became cowboys. Fancy that. Wild west was a crazy place.
Thinking about that little frog climbing that well :(
>>220750228Maybe take your pills
>>220750230wild even
Sonberg wants buttered toast but still hasn't finished his apple. Little runt.
Would like to proudly announce ive just completed a packet of cheese and onion crisps.Here's to further packets of crisps in future.
>>220750117I cant save. I dont earn enough.>>220750123Thats why im shitting it about being thrown out.>>220750183Yes. Dead end North of England town.
Just learnt that only half of cowboys was white. Bout a quarter was niggers and an other quarter beaners. Hell was even some indians (of the feather type) that was cowboys. Fancy that. Wild west was a crazy place.
>>220750230Well because its a shit job that most people didnt want to do.
>>220750280belt time i reckon
apparently only half of cowboys was white
my pronouns are whom/whomst
>>220750314Possibly even goofy time
>>220748846
>>220750292Is your landlord a paki?
>>220750334Oi oi Brazil lad, send some of those BR shemale prozzies my way
>>220748988Linkin Parklife
my life is terrible
why am I getting a connection error when trying to post :/
>>2207503864chan is broken
>>220750222Yeshttps://x.com/i/status/2044023614219923940
>>220750393haha cats look funny
>>220750356It's a jewish firm from North Manchester. I think they own hundreds of slum houses across the north west.
Onlyfans is a great british innovation close to the invention of the steam train
Haha that new BBC TV show 'proper ladies' looks like a right laugh. Inbetweeners but for a more modern audience.
>>220750375scr
>>220750429You're fucked
Onlyfans is a great british innovation, close in impact to the invention of the steam train
Ham salad sandwich and BBQ Nik Naks for lunch team
sneed
>>220750456At least the Inbetweeners picked young looking actors they all look in their 30's Then again that probably makes it more representative of the average third worlder in a school
>>220750487they all live at no. 1 stumblebum lane
>>220750487Something tells me these are russians
>>220750487is this normal in a houseshare? Everyone drunk or high? looks fun
*look clock**suck teeth*
>>220750480Corrr lush lunch that EW how’s the shift going my lass? x
>>220750487What the fuck is going on here. Why can't these people negotiate stairs??
>>220750468The onlyfansisation of society and its consequences have been a disaster...
>>220750580Not at work today mate. At home with a new cat that keeps growling and attacking me.
Dare I say it, but has /brit/ started to get a tiny bit better over the last month? Feels like there has been a noticeable decline in dollhouse and schizo posts. Obviously not completely gone but I do sense an improvement.
>>220750456>modernstoneage*
>>220750580Not at work today and I have a new cat that keeps attacking and growling at me
>>220750607>new cat that keeps growling and attacking me.senses the deceit
is that a Hi or are you just happy to see me
>>220750607transphobic cat is it?
49 years old lass who looks like 18i never seen such a young woman
>>220750613Still too many JF bastards here
>>220750480Are you at work today?
>>220750622imagine being so off-putting that animals don't even like you
>>220750613Yeah it’s getting better desu. Still pretty quiet though compared to its heyday
>>220750613Fuck off para*ite
>>220750613/brit/ always has been, and always will be, shit
Need to kill myself
>>220750670no you don't silly boy
>>220750670>when you're trapped out of bounds in an fps game
Finally shitting solids again after a week of pure liquid
>>220750690making room for the bf eh?
>>220750688hahaha
things are in motion
>>220750690Im not shitting at all. Pushing and heaving and it won't come out.
an unfathomable amount of poo is coming out of me
>>220750690Alri Snake
we need to destroy everything that gives joy to anyone
God why do you give me such difficult battles why
>>220750748>>220750707
pooing out dozens of grape-sized tumours
Just started raining again (wales)
those who put in the work yesterday are reaping the rewards today. and yourself?
>>220748857just ripped off the gaylo drop ship
>>220750815prefer not to say
>>220750795>>220750707i'm so funny it hurts
>>220750814
>>220748857looks good that
i see posting is still fucked
>>220750769he's only asked you to stop wanking to trannies mate, not cure cancer
cam on ingerlan is are arry ane innit score some fucking goals
NEW>>220749577>>220749577>>220749577>>220749577
is the slow posting related to the ackening that happened exactly one year agoi suspect it is
this french nigga 'scr' his own posts :skull:
>>220750815I wasted 28 years, but I still have time. Men age like fine wine.Doing some calf raises as we speak.
>>220750860jc hung around with hoowahs and cripples don't think he's care about a cheeky troongoon
>>220750865>ymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:18:12 No.220750707▶>>2207507what ig i wraepd you cunt
>>220750865we will all be cheering on Sweden at the World Cup
>>220750911>28 is young!I have some bad news for you pablo
why are you calling him jc
>>220750956thats his name playa dont wear it out
>>220750915Jesus said to the prostitue 'Go and SIN NO MORE'
>>220750937@mi6 @mi5 i've found you a nonce
NEW>>220750934>>220750934>>220750934
having some apple juice i am
>>220750982No that’s what jews say. His name is Jesus Christ
>>220750897Sacre bleu!
posting in the old so it doesn't look like i was saving zingers for the new
