Greedy Mockney Goblin Gobbling Grub edition
Just who IS Biomass Andy?
am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Might be afternoon nap times. Was up until 4:00 am or 5:00 am with this new cat because it kept growling and one of my current cats kept approaching her. He was just curious not nasty but she kept protesting and he didn't understand she didn't want him there
was anyone else randomly rangebanned yesterday and now today having to wait 300s for every captcha and have to try posting twice because the first time is met with “Bad gateway” but the second time works?or is it just me?
finna get a job before is too latei know that 28 yo is still young but it's getting pathetic being me
Thinking about the fact that thanks to me and my brother my name is just going to die out in this country this generation
I’m an attorney (but also short (5’9) and brown (half arab) and norwooding) and have a MASSIVE crush on this other attorney i’ve worked with twice now but she’s literally a 6’ blonde baddie who’d never even consider me a viable mate ;~;
cheeky c bighams on the cards for tea.
this Making Tax Digital thing looks like a nightmare
kiwitoil complete. pretty average but an average kiwi is better than most so we good
>>220751124Burgers and chips for me and a bottle of wine for me. Healthmaxxing
gf is making a random roast dinner on a Wednesday evening wtfshe’s completely lost the plot lol, not complaining though as I love a roast
>>220751068you're on the event horizon you need to sort it out
>>220751158for you?
>>220751093should have had a common name like smith then
off the wanktoilon the speedballtoil
The landlordbergstein visit went fine. I don't think i'll be getting the boot from my house anytime soon.
>>220751220did you suck him off
>>220751184Get her sectioned mate
>>220751220Good to hear mate, probably best that a grotty little incel like yourself doesn't have to move into a houseshare and infect the other occupants with your incelness
>>220751240yes m8
>>220751220would blow your mind the shitholes landlords see in inspections and are unable to do anything. Bongs on tables, fags everywhere in non smoking flats. Despite what leftymongs tell you all the power is with renters it takes months to evict someone you could stop paying rent tomorrow and stay there for 6 months.
>>220751240It was a woman. She was nice. A bit of a fit milf. The first woman i've had in my bedroom for a while. But I didn't rape her or anything. Just showed her around the house and garden. She complimented the garden and told me she would put fairy lights on the apple tree, typical woman. I won't be doing that. She said it's the nicest house she has inspected today.
why is this entire site so gosh darn slow anymore
>>220751220>>220751220would blow your mind the shitholes landlords see in inspections and are unable to do anything. Bongs on tables, fags everywhere in non smoking flats. Despite what leftymongs tell you all the power is with renters it takes months to evict someone you could stop paying rent tomorrow and stay there for 6 months.
>>220751295i would have offered her a kiwi
why hasn't m00t fixed it yet
landlord here got sucked off by a tenant earlier. orrible little incel man but good for a nut. place was a pigsty but the silly twat doesn't know im raising the rent next month
>>220751295thank you for not raping her that was the gentlemanly thing to do
>We now turn to Rorke for his reaction...
>>220751295>But I didn't rape her or anythingMint that mate, thanks for letting us know
test
>>220751323So yeah my cock is pulsating now
>>220751191I'm a big guy
integrating the charva point into my list of poses
>>220751253Absolutely. We incels should be a protected class to allow us to live alone in our hovels. >>220751293I do asda delivery and see some fucking disgusting houses. Obviously I have no idea if they rent or own but it does shock me how some people live. That being said if they try to force me out I will stop paying rent, change the locks, and refuse to leave for 6 months, then fuck off to Australia. >>220751316I offered her some mint from the garden. >>220751332I am a gentleman. >>220751340*doffs cap*
>>220751323Frustrating that I can find these girls fit but as soon as I realise they're internet whores all my attraction to them disappears. Funny how that works.
>>220751323mad how good feet are when theyre in socks or tights and how rubbish and grim they are naked
anyone wanna split this with me
>>220751398>use by 2022nah i'm alright actually mate thanks
Went to a bible study and everyone was over 65
>>220751323i was fine until she put it in her mouth
That Primrose hill stabbing is shocking stuff. I was there 2 days earlier looking at the view from the hill but it was all good vibes that day.
Thoughts on donkeys? Sturdy little critters I reckon.
I've lost the motivation to take a showerOr just change the clothes
>>220751416
>>220751124Charlie Bigham's sells tea? I thought they just sold ready meals
>>220751425me watching 2 girls 1 cup
>>220751446i like donkeys they're nice
>>220751446i imagine a little mexican in a big hat riding one
>>220751442Primrose hill is a notorious shithole after darkA previously pleasant leafy upper class area ruined by wogsRemember on nye last year when they closed it off and everyone was claiming they just didn't want people viewing the fireworks for free? Yeah it was entirely because they knew there would be wog stabbings if they kept it open
>>220751398The creppers
>>220751416That’s what Christianity is like these days.Either 60+ year old white grandmas or random 20-30 year old African immigrants.There’s nothing in this religion for non-elderly White people.
Leftover spag bol (minus the spag) on toast - CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it lovely
>>220751416how big was the sexual tension theredid you fuck anyone>>220751466i mean i got hard when she put it on her mouth
poo on toast, is it
>>220751501Like my dad with arse cancer farted on it
>>220751446Likely to get sparked out if they don't watch where they stick their big noses
>>220751323yes yes ok she's peng but feet aren't sexy at all
that's poo
>>220751501you're absolutely vile rorke, there's a bay leaf still on one of them ffs
Local gammon just shared this on the village facebook
waste of spag
>>220751501Fecal matter served on a bed of toast
>>220751501call it Bolognese al pane caldo and people will say it's a marvel of Italian cuisine
been downloading a file for 2 weeks and I'm at 52%
Went to a bible study and everyone was 65+
>>220751556psianf
>>220751564ti uccido la madre dio bestia
where do I go in the UK to a get a very cute gummy smiled blue eyed blonde gf like this?
just pissed blood after jerking off for the first time in several weeks
>>220751574
>>220751485wogs stabbing wogs isnt a concern but this was a white lad stabbed in the evening. it wasnt even dark out.
>>220751501Hate how this chemical, flavourless shite is the standard for bread in this country
>>220751586Oxford
don't really know what to do when i'm not toilingseems i need to be told what to do at all timeswhat a submissive little bitch i am!
>>220751574Old people worry about death and the afterlife.
>>220751590hey cody you jerk off too much, let's go to wendy's at the local mall and get some large sodas
>>220751584bit rude Fabrizio
why is it slow again it was ok this morning
>>220751602Thought he was a wog photographer
>>220751622hooting
>>220751584Faccia bruta!
rorke having sex with his own mother
>>220751323Too much foot content is based around girls licking their own toes or talking about how dirty and smelly they are. I want more foot content that's just a beautiful woman wiggling them, maybe removing/putting on socks, stockings and shoes, etc, and if they have to be sucked then make it another woman or a man doing it. Feet are hot because they're pale and pink and soft and a good marker of good genes in a perfect white woman. I don't want crusty black feet or some fat cunt's cracked heels covered in dog hairs and old food.
it's their culture to stab people, rorke
>>220751607it's jason's sourdough mate, defo not flavourless shite i would never eat that
have to switch up my home shopping deliveries so they don't judge me for the amount of booze I order
>>220751640No the dead lad was white. The stabbers are presumably wogs.
>>220751630no it was not
could never get stabbed me. the knife would shatter on contact im that strong
Been in this flat for three-and-a-half months and never used the oven. Everything I eat is microwaved, air-fried or pre-cooked.
>>220751687yes it was you weren't here
>>220751686a fauxwographer
>>220751699then buy something to cook? it's just like a slower microwave
>>220751678that ain't jasons
We will suck them off on the beaches
>>220751699Ever tried marinated chicken in the oven?
>>220751699I literally haven't used the oven either since we got our air fryer at christmas and its only me and the gf. they're so based, no idea why mongs still use 'vens
>>220751733fuck off nigella
>>220751694Can't even get stabbed in this country any more, because of woke
what is your favourite tinned fish?
>>220751752Can you bake a cake in the air friar?
>tfw cold
>>220751771ham
£600 up on the markets today. none of it is real until i take it out of course which i will not do for about 15 years
>>220751686I mean he photographed wogs, a photographer of wogs if you will
>>220751775yeah you can i've made brownies and cupcakes in mine, fresh bread as well
I've travelled to 47 different countries
>>220751699could scran some fried air right about now
>>220751771slid
hello, my only friends in the whole world
>>220751771king oscar deenz of course
anyone else having connection issues when posting?
>>220751807fuck off noel phillips
>>220751686>Oliuwadamilola OgunyankinnuYeah I think we can safely assume that
>>220751822no shit lass all the real chanheads are toughing it out right now
posts take ages to make and then I get a gateway timeout error even though the post is submitted :\ is 4chan finally dying or is it just me
>>220751822yes, every reply you're seeing is people who are so addicted to 4chan they're literally struggling to get a post through instead of just doing something else until it's fixed
>>220751837leftypol surrounding the van taking him to prison.
>>220751807Impressive desu, always thought I would be the most well traveled lad here (been to 31 countries including one that doesn't exist anymore)
>>220751869Serbia & Montenegro mentioned
>>220751850same her hun :/shared for visibility
>>2207518504chan has been raped mate, sorry
>>220751869bro's been to england
>>220751866Addiction has a genetic basis, which means that addicted people cannot help it>Genetic factors, along with socio-environmental (e.g., psychosocial) factors, have been established as significant contributors to addiction vulnerabilityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction#Genetic_factors
scribbling "grow up" in crayon and handing it out to my classmates
>>220751869nazi germany?
>>220751869nigga been to Rhodesia
>>22075186931 is more than most people but not enough to assume anywhere you'll be the most travelled
>>220751866mad
Just about to finish work and walk dogberg and it starts fucking raining. You wouldn't credit it, you really wouldn't.
>>220751894scrowchingbut also a bit sad
Bro waited 3 mins to repost this photo.I waited 3 minutes to make this post.
in addition to posting being fudged up to all heck, extra flags seems to have died
>>220751923go out anyway. i am
ngl almost every indian i've met in this country has been chill and friendly just wish there werent so many of them (on the planet)
>>220751866this but unironically
>>220751884correct>>220751894don't get it>>220751919i am the most well traveled person amongst pretty much everyone i know, and /brit/ is a mostly shut-in general. i bet a massive portion of lads here have never left the country
https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1slmoyc/4chan_is_like_messed_up_or_somethin/
>>220751964it's good when you have a position of power at work over one. years ago there was a sri lankan who would call me "mr [firstname]" and it was a nice feeling. him and his wife both worked at the same place and they would treat me with respect you could only get from them normally at spearpoint if it weren't for colonial history.
If you believe that we're really shut-ins here instead of occasionally socially awkward but generally normal people LARPing then you're NGMI
i've never left the US, never been on a plane, and have only visited 3 other states
Any of you lads ever been rimmed or eaten arse yourself? Straights and queers both welcome to answer btw
sir trump opposer
might get the porn on
*fondles cock and bollocks**sniffs fingers*
>it was all a larp!!ok rorke
>>220752008i've eaten birds arses but never blokes
Negro of Banyoles sex arse
right time to get on the tins and bokkles
just showered a took
just realised I'm slowly turning into seasideMARK with all the boozing I've been doing. it grim de lads oh aye
>>220752008during my gay phase at uni i bottomed for at least 50 different guys, I would say at least half rimmed me. i never asked for it because i don't expect everyone to be into it but it does feel amazing and relaxes your arse well before you get fucked lol
And so to purchase ale.
>>220751093mad how it didnt matter either way
started pissing myself for erotic and wanking reasons
Red Dwarf was the best TV show of all time. FACT.
>>220752057it migth be for you, but it's not for me
cant post
my gay arsewank chaturbate account has tripled in viewers since posting has been fuckedthings that make you go hmmm
>>220752059would you consider yourself to be a power bottom?
>>220752008never but any woman i've been with never prepared her arse to be eaten which i count as a good thing, the same for my own arse.
right so it's just me having problems posting?
lads i'm tired to pretend that 4chan isnt working for me to make that guy schizoercan we stop for a moment
looks like another night of video games for me then isn't it
ate cat food as a kid because friends cat went missing one day and we tried to lure it back by putting a trail of cat food on the road but eventually i started eating it from the bag
>>220752162and which vidya?
>>220752171ate a dog biscuit oncewas fine, really. bit dusty and dry and didn't tase of much
Insane how fucking ugly i am.
>>220752149me too
Georgia? I hardly know her!
>>220752008got a nasty stomach infection from rimming a guy during my bi-curious phasehad a fantasy of eating his arse after he'd been fucked and the fantasy made me quite ill
im as raped as they come
hi
What the fuck are you supposed to do your whole life
enjoy the colorado ped patrol stingsquite amusing when he makes the nonce phone their wife to apologise in the middle of the sting
>>220752258i will goon and doomscroll. FUCK TOMORROW though
yanks be like "our country is really big and bigger than yours" as if anyone made them settle 5 million miles away from other people or the shop, petrol station, or airport
>>220752274might make this at the weekend now
shat in collander
>>220752258sit in my smelly childhood bedroom all day playing video games and wanking until eventually mummy and daddy tell me to leave then do the exact same in a council flat paid by the council
My butts too fucking big lads
Ordering a chinky for tea
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
>>220752304paid by ME you doss cuntyou should be on your knees sucking me off for the privilege
can see the makings of a fit body lads. Just need to drop to about 12-15% bf
>>220752304it lush
actually have some important geopoltical news to share within the next 12 hours so i hope this site will function by then or we are all doomed.unimportamt: a baynes sweet chilli chicken roll mogs anything by any other bakery
>>220752305nice humblebrag you juicy mf
>>220752319far too many calories
actively ignoring urgent requests on the work phone until tomorrow because that's not my problem
fucking love laoganma
what happens in Malaysia?
>>220752291I do/say this
how the fuck is the captcha still broken
wretched week so far, made worse by the braindead mongs running DPD
it feels like thursday or friday
Hate when you see a girl who could be proper good looking and fit if she just dropped 20kgThinking of ginger bird currently on tghe chase
not wanked in a week im about to fucking rip my cock off like a gorilla
right that's an ariana grande double cum tribute then
>>220752417thinking of your mumbut 40kg
if you want to be my runt slugyou gotta get in my cagefriendships last foreverthats the way it isss!!
>>220752391They forced this shitty captcha system on us and then can't maintain it
>>220752380some people are probably having sex rn but not me!
Toil doneOff homeIt's raining
does it let me post a pic
>>220752434
>>220752391it's not just the captcha, the whole posting system is fucked
hello?
just been bummed in my bum by a bummer
>>220752473omg qt
>group of people I work with loudly burst out laughing straight after I finished speaking with one of them and walked awayliterally nothing has changed since school, since uni
wasn't letting me post this earlier so testing i guess god this is painful
Carly Rae Jepsen has officially announced her unreleased track "Disco Darling" will be officially released on vinyl April 18th.
>>220752499nice to see a dad and son bonding
the peng asian tings as they were
>>220752428
>>220752474why his finger like that
did a weigh of myself114kg
both Dune flicks consumed. was a rewatch for the 1st but id not seen the 2nd. both very good. i shall be watching the 3rd
>>220752533amazing that she did all that in 9 minutes
if anglesey lad wins at southwell I'm having a gay porn wank
dentist tomorrowscared
>>220752569Get back to /lang/ you slag
>>220752567thanks mark commode
>>220752510(you)'s a are broken too this is devastating
>>220752569分 means point分钟 is minute
>>220752579win, lose or draw
>>220752562height and S/B/D?
>>220752417>20kgFOY
oh reddit flags are back maybe posting will be fixed soon
accidentally held my dentist's finger between my teeth and he started getting hard and had to leave the room and his assistant took over
User experience is a bit shit. Captchas are excessive overkill Can't post a simple picture This site needs to get into the fucking 21st century tech wise. Fuck you janny
>>220752596>(you)'s a are broken toowouldn't know :(
>>220752585he's more scared of you than you are of him
>>220752597it was a joke because 分 is minute in japanese
gf’s roast dinner she randomly decided to make is smelling lushmight just have to shag her tonight
DTFIC is a poltard confirmed
>>220752650What kind of roast lad?
Just found out that when you claim a tax deduction or loss you don't actually get back the whole amount you get back like 20% of itSo if your accountant fee is let's day £500 and you're claiming that as a tax deduction, you only actually get £100 back in your pocket That's proper fucked like
>>220752638its a woman
>>220752636they seem to be working again but here's some extra's just in case xx
Rorke's favourite black men;>P Diddy>R Kelly>Micheal Jackson>Bill Cosby>Andrew Tate>Bukina Faso dictator Ibrahim TraoréLeftypol's favourite black men;>the lads at Blacked
>>220752650is she saving a helping for the bull?
>>220752672roast bread with beans on
Future world leaders are watching AI generated anthropomorphic fruits doing love island and playing our cuckold fantasies 8 hours a day on their ipads, thoughts?
>>220752650enjoy the pig!and the roast, too! haha
been diagnosed with ADHD (Primarily Inattentive) lads
>>220752691The only blacks I like are Jay-Jay Okocha and Ana Foxxx
>>220752701future world leaders are the ones whose parents have forbidden them from having phones and computer access until they're 14/15
>>220752661no i meant the reddit flag thing you can download to get a regional flag to be extra gay. it's going off and on though
>>220752713hi
oh fucks sakes have to watch footy again tonight its gonna be so boring
>>220752727people were saying you were ghost posting in archived threads earlier and you calling you very mentally ill.
>>220752713hello :)
>>220752713
im suicidal because im a retarded incel freak
>>220752749Arsenal will lose 2-1 to Sporting Lisbon and then win on penaltiesBayern Munich will beat Real Madrid 3-0
>>220752756boop
>>220752779pscianftim
wish booze didn't make you feel shit
>>220752780did mousey confirm these?
angery
>>220752753i don't even know what ghost posting is. there is more than one leaf poster you know
The sheer vibrance on display here: brown goblina kidnaps and stabs a blonde boy for the neoliberal dream
should i kill myself right now or just take a nap
>>220752805mouseys predictions are shite he's riding off his spurs prediction
why cant i post
>>220752818the kid's just like yeah go ahead and stab me
>>220752818can a passerby shoot someone like this or would you have to wait for police
>>220752829you can, you're just really bad at it x
sending the 4chan team a 10 minute vocaroo of me grunting to let them know what's what
good news everyone, my hypochondria episode finally ended
why is errythang fucked up
>>220752818looks like AI
hello again
Really not liking how I smell right now
>>220752866it'll be back tomorrow
>>220752740heyy >>220752755hi :) >>220752756!!!
feel very sad and overworked
>>220752873elton john farted on the server
>>220752924get yourself a bubbly bath run and some candles lit and chillax lad x
wanking a cock with my arse
shall be invoicing 4chan a little over 6p for every day this site does not work properly and demanding a refund
can´t stop sneezing
right well that's my masturbating my penis and shooting a load of semen onto the carpet
>>220752923
the remaining allotted calories for the day? it's at 0
>>220752968s
>>220752968SCREAMING
>>220752968you are mentally unwell
>>220752968you shan't post the aris and you shan't make fun of the poor devbergs
first CBT session on friday lads
>>220752993oh no no no i dont like this at all
Anyone else keep getting rangebanned
>>220753009I'm exploring my perks with Shell GO+
not sure what to have for tea in fact
damn, gypsy girls really put it into perspective. and by that I mean that whole "fucking black people" thing. it really puts it into perspective (how stupid you all are) >>220753009>>220753010dogshit posts that shouldnt existyou are the cancer killing 4chan
>>220753014what kind of cbt x
Would love to see Adam bring back his spaino character
it's crazy how hard star wars mogs star trek, even at their worst star wars is mostly just poorly written while star trek manages to be poorly written and also incredibly gay and woke
what its like being an umbunny when the site is going crazy
>>220753062>>220753062>>220753062
>>220753014i hope you mean cognitive behavioural therapy
>>220753022yeah but i post really dodgy stuff
>>220752818This happened in Nebraska no less, one of the whitest states. ycam-cameras-video-recorded-incident?teaserSource=trendingNeed them ALL rounded up and sent back
