ruby philomena bones
>>220753062i'd like to phil her if you o what i mena
>>220753062why does she dress like that
may i meet you
dear 4chan support team,if you do not return service to 4chan and myself promptly, i will be forced to contact ofcom, who have the power to make you fix this bloody websitei hope you don't see this as an empty threat, and i hope that i don't have to get ofcom involved. they are not the kind of people you want after you, i'll tell you thatthank you
took me ages to cook this and no niggas posting
they fixed this cunting hooring incel anime paedophile shit tip of a website yet
>>220753062i'm imagining ruby having sex (with me)
damn, gypsy girls really put it into perspective. and by that I mean that whole "fucking black people" thing. it really puts it into perspective (how stupid you all are) >>220753009>>220753010dogshit posts that shouldnt existyou are the cancer killing 4chan nvm, its just r9k again being cancer
just made a tea so i can warm my hands on it
>>220753125hey buddy we heard it the first time
Good Stilton tastes the same as a chicken coop smells
For me?Bangers, mash and some mixed veg.Bosh.
Saw a kurt kaz video from England and there's this neet old underground walking tunnel in Manchester i think it was, but it's known as a bumming area for lads to get bummed in
rorke sighing and rubbing his temples
they’re working overtime to kill this website. The brigading, the captchas, the moderation, and now the compromised hosting. Just shut it down chief, you’ve made it too hostile
test
need to buy a wired keyboard
could well go some booze right nowbut youve got to have a day off haven't youjust one daywe might booze tomorrow maybe
>>220753164where's that then ladwas it busy
>>220753177I WILL be boozing tomorrow. Not boozed since Sunday night and I've Friday off, don't I? Making an effort not to drink during the week you see.
i <3 rubyand i dont care who knows it
if you're upset about the site being temporarily broken then you are clearly too emotionally invested in this place and should seriously rethink your relationship with the site.
through the fire and flames
>>220753177quit the muck before the muck makes you quit
>>220753213that sounds like a planbottle of red being purchased and molested at 5pm tomorrow
>>220753228shut up
i think i'll do burritos for teaand you?
>>220753228the least of my problems
>>220753228shut up bitch
>>220753259had some lentil curry
wish i could have a couple of drinks like normal person and then stophowever if i drink it has to turn into a huge steamingtoil usually involving some dodgy wanking and regret while hanging the next day
>>220753259gf cooked a roast
>>220753175are you noticing lag?
Can't post
>>220753259Bangers and mash lad, with some veg of course. Need to get the sosijes proper crisp in the oven, almost burnt is best you see
might subsist off a diet of chicken noodles and vitamin tablets
got the window wide open
>>220753175what about the mouse?
>>220753309this is basically me
seeing a physio about my fucked back tomorrow
>>220753309you need fat in your diet to absorb some vitamins
>>220753364no you just have 5000x the daily allowance and then some of them get in>>220753329it's also basically me anyway but trying to be more efficient>>220753391hi
poo
>>220753062get her shaggd
might watch the footy then
Having a wee poo
when lois dies, her final wish is that peter marries ariana grande. he hates ariana grande but must live out lois's final wish. but after getting to know her, peter realizes ariana might not be that bad... join peter as he confronts his many emotion...
>>220753259had smash burger and some of them leon waffle fries for my teait was yummy
>>220753114lovely 'texshame i haven't been able to post all fucking day
booked a dentist appointment and a flat viewinglovelymaxxing :)
Oh mama
Are any of Franz Ferdinand's albums good other than the debut
the bradleyposter in the comments aha xhttps://www.tiktok.com/@lozluxealish/video/7628537420501306646
should've done ballet
once got one of my fit teachers phone numberswas so close to acquiring a second sim and sending her my knob just to know she'd seen it but did not
might become an igbo nationalist
willard going ballistichttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1776008289908640.mp4>>>/gif/30507481
>>220753517hope u like the flat
>>220753604was expecting her to do a poo
>>220753604not the best squatting form desu. leaning forward a bit too much
roke
hinge has dried uphavent got a like in days
>>220753604imagine the smell
>>220753658sc
timmy's pov
rawrke :3
fine i will watch the football
>>220753660give them money
knob smells like i've rubbed aged red miso all over my bell and let it ferment further under my foreskin
whats with them white gyaldem from hertfordshire like who speak like the mandem from peckham
It’s all kicking off in Epsom ladsBBC won’t report on it but the riot police are out. Young lass was gang raped by migrants
they got the sensitive white niggas listening to some Geese
still cant fucking post then
saw a rainbow while walking dog spring is beautiful <333glory to the most high
kick the fucking ball
What /brit/isms have entered your daily thinking?>catberg>biomass>wee milk>poo smells>poo screaming
>>220753812none of them. im a whole different beast outside of this website
trying to post a match thread and it won't fucking post
other day went to get an energy drink and the person on the till said my ID looks weird so he got his boss to look at it and then he went on the radio to his boss and said he thought my ID was fake and then he came down and said no it isn't fake you're all retarded and i left
>>220753845hi Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000
*looks at you like this*
>>220753845blow your head smoove off
why do people care so much about buying a house? i've rented for the past 8 years and never once felt the urge to tie myself into a mortgage and stay in one place
>>220753812i genuinely think of "poo screaming in a nigger's face" at least once a day
need something comfy to watch until its time to take my make me sleepy drugs
>>220753920Have kids, good investment, plugged into social concerns automatically. Markets and trends and fates. Kids don't want to hop from school to school either. *I* didn't. Don't be mad at me. You mad?
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge
>>220753920because all that money you spend renting is just farted into the wind
rorke doing the oba strut
>>220753962not a good investment buying into the market top, also you can move around the same area that means you don't have to change your kids schools yank mong
>>220753996uncs gotta chill
Rupert Lowe will save us
>>220753996Glinner is such a weird cunt
getting slightly too warm when i have my hoody onwas slightly too cold when i had it off quite the dilemma
gonna smoke a fag
>>220754028take it all off and i'll keep you warm x
restore 4chan, am i right? lol
hour 36 of the great maintenance flop and we still cant post properly
>tfw when the bulgarfu will never love you back
My whole shit's been acting up. Whole shit. Real shit. Cross platform. Cash money. Big dick. Big success. Name's big success. Streamline my shit. Sip of creatine, know what I'm saying. Put a little clip in my hair. Wearing pigtails. Know what I'm saying. Pair of ruby slippers.
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon
poo POO POO POOOOOOOO
can't live like thisI'll be wanking to addison rae if you even care
it a hot shower and therapeutic face mask kind of night x
>>220754104are you a lady?
why is fucking posting fuckedis this sharty hacking again
>>220754125no just gay
poo willy bum
I've paid for my pass given money to the site and this is what i get. Posting on dial up in 1999 was faster than this
ujiohiugyihlh;;'jhu
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon>>220754101shes leng tho
lol u mad
everyone migrate to the fucking sharty
sup lads
>>220754147many are saying this
woke up to a poo stained butt plug on my dresser this morning as i was arse wanking when steaming last nightwill potentially be sleeping on the sofa tonight as haven't checked the state of my bedsheets
>>220754137please don't reply to other posts on my behalf
>>220753996genuinely why did he post this
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon>>220754101shes leng thothis bottle of prosecco has gone down very nicely, nvery nicely indeed
>>220754177More at 11
got the anime on haven't i
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon>>220754101shes leng thothis bottle of prosecco has gone down very nicely, nvery nicely indeeddid a wee that smelt liek corn so now im eating corn on the cob
>>220754224have you
>>220754224um x
got my cock out in protest of 4chan
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon>>220754101shes leng thothis bottle of prosecco has gone down very nicely, nvery nicely indeeddid a wee that smelt liek corn so now im eating corn on the cob>>220754224brow up
ARE ARRY KANE
Your new life awaits you in Croydon
Just had some batteries delivered to my house by the jeff bezos himselfwill be whipping my RC wheelchair around the living room as soon as the glue for my stabalising wheel mounts dry
Wasting a post
still cant fucking post then>>220753812wee milk isnt real never heard of it I CANT FUCKIGN POST fuck this shitemight have that pizza in the fridge>>220753996hes got mental elf i reckon>>220754101shes leng thothis bottle of prosecco has gone down very nicely, nvery nicely indeeddid a wee that smelt liek corn so now im eating corn on the cob>>220754224brow upstill cant post properly becauseof thes fuckign cunts doign my mental elf in
take it 4chan is fucked for all and not just me then yeahyesterday it was the captchas, today it's the postingtomorrow it's the browsingofcom's doing I reckon that's ofcom's doing I'd say
the mods are asleep, post swear words!
um
>>220754343POO!
>>220754306will put my foot up your RC hole in a minute
good football match this
>>220754405our hero 'arry Kane will save Bayern again
Really like psyops
hi
we call it soccer here
Wednesday evening? Time for your reminder. Get up and move. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
Is there any other website as big as 4chan is that is run by such absolute amateurs who fuck everything up on the regular?
>>220754454Just got a haircut last week. Feels good man.
>>220754425ebhk is the hero germany needs
Site sorted now?
im just grateful to be here
gay
>>220754509nah mate
>>220754495need a haircut starting to look like a crazy person
my crime? being black on a wednesday night
poo raped by a jugalloseething
Genuinely hope I can be healed of my cuckold humiliation fetish, feel momestrd spiritually by porn if I'm honest, haven't watched porn in a month now and I am started to notice some improvement in me mentol elf, but I fear I may be scarred.
>>220754532I go every 2-3 months, It really lifts up the mood. One time I didn't cut my hair for a year and when I went to my haircut lady we both started laughing.
taisa dance
>>220754575>feel momestrd*feel molested
aleida rosales sex arse
>>220754575If you unironically have a cuck fetish you should just literally kill yourself. Your brain is broken beyond repair. It's not in any way normal to have a fetish for being humiliated and totally absent from the act of sex. It suggests there's something fundamentally wrong with you that has broken your biological conditioning in a way that goes against what humans are supposed to do (procreate, spread our seed), and no amount of therapy or porn-abstinence can ever fix that. End your life ASAP.
is the posting still fuckered
>so anxious all the time that any new experience led to hours of vomiting>finally bite the bullet and tell the GP>get meds>it's a fucking miracle cure and my life has been returned to meall those years wasted.
>>220754614Bit mean
IMHO, cuckolds are morally on the same level as pedophiles.
>>220754649happy to hear it lad
>>220754623its fixed
>>220754575your brain isnt broken beyond repair. you just havent felt love before. once you do, you could never understand the fetish again.
all sorted lads. we're back in business
it's not fixed
>>220754669pedocope
^-^
>>220753542i doubt it. i only listened to the first
Got off work early so i've got more time to do hometoil and cleaning and jestergooning for the proto
>>220754669I hate cucks, buts that's ridiculous.
going to be smart about it and drop trou now so i don't need to regale you later on about how ive crop dusted myself under the sheets again
>>220754590
>>220754688That's the worst possible advice you could give him. He's going to ruin some poor woman's life when she inevitably discovers his 1TB collection of hardcore racial-humiliation cuck porn and questions how she could managed to be tricked by him. If this happens when he's married or has kids, it could wreck an entire family and cause irreversible damage to said children.Cucks never change. Once they're infected by the mind-virus, it is basically impossible for them to ever fully erase it. They will always be chasing that thrill they get from sexual humiliation, and they will never be satisfied with a normal heterosexual sex-life or monogamous marriage. Read the r/LoveAfterPorn subreddit if you want to see real stories of how women's lives were ruined by porn-addict husbands/boyfriends (many of whom were addicted to cuck porn specifically).
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>220754741owl howl
i seethe with rage when other people make my lady smile or laugh
>>220754750I didnt give him any advice.
>>220754750Why do you even know this?
we're back in fucking busienss
>>220754730When you know how these people operate, it becomes obvious that they are very sexually adjacent to pedophiles. There's a reason why their fetish always revolves around some form of "big, strong, ugly, brutish, invading man steals my petite, innocent, pure, beloved girl". And many of them will just come right out and admit they are pedos (see: The /brit/ cuckspammers constant references to schoolgirls).
>>220754785>busiensss
my parcel has been sat in a london newsagents for 3 business days without any updatesthat nigga smoove gone
might start ordinary person maxxing
my thread has been up for hours
>>220753696youre timmy (but you wish you were a nigger)
>>220754782Many, many years of browsing 4chan and being unwillingly exposed to cucks spamming their grotesque fantasies here has given me a unique insight into how their brains tick.For instance, it's remarkable the amount of them who will admit that they initially got into cuckposting only as a "meme" or "ironically", but they did it so much they subconsciously brainwashed themselves into finding it hot. They less self-aware of them will try to shift blame and claim "the Jews" are at fault for "doing this to them", rather than admitting it was their own fault. There is a genuine rightoid-to-cuckold pipeline that operates in seedy corners of the internet, which is why I think cucks are vastly overrepresented on 4chan, compared to left-leaning websites like Reddit or Bluesky where you almost never see them.
are we back?
was sexually humiliated outside chelmsford mcdonalds
lol haha
Antivax is such an incel position>Heh I'm so much smarter than the entire medical community around the world, medical training is obviously just Jewish lies
cuckolds are the exact same as pedos, only to say that they are not worse
>>220754849haha lol here he is
would lick that ipad clean.
>>220754829>There is a genuine rightoid-to-cuckold pipeline that operates in seedy corners of the internet, whichadmit thats literally the jews right now (this is also why we should report them all and get rid of them, the same with the wiggers)
>>220754829you´d get banned on reddit for spamming cuckold shit except on subreddits that are for that. stupid comparison
just got called a parsimonious, Ill mannered niggard in the pub lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uswl4sCcXr0
>>220754904the 'berg planning his next adventure
>>220754575started wanking to feet this year, lads licking their cum from feet and recently tranny feetneed to get off the muck
berg
sucked down a bottle of prosecco and dont feel a thingonly 10% that mucklike having a few stiff pints
>>220754817been doing this, it's great. Life is unbelievably different than it was last year. In uni (for a trade), working full time, got a 'xican gf born in 2006, getting on well with people of all ages, jokes are starting to land, feeling completely natural interacting with humans. None of them would believe just how bad it was a year or two ago.
>>220754853I get pussy sometimes
>>220754893Exactly. Why does Reddit ban cuckspam, but 4chan does not? It would be trivially easy to do. Cuckspam is never on-topic on a non-pornographic board. Much of it could be considered NSFW by nature and could be banned on those grounds. The more SFW cuckposts could be made illegal by adding a "No racebaiting outside of /pol" rule.4chan does not do this because the RapeApe clique that has controlled it since Gookmoot took over institutionally approves of cuckspam and considers it "part of 4chan culture". Coincidentally this is also the same clique of mods/jannies who have stewarded the /pol/ification of 4chan since 2016.
wait its fixed
are we back
>>220754955no its not
>>220754923check out r/transfeet on reddit
>>220754958What a merry lad
>>220754923
gay sex starmer
>>220754950Why be against vaccines though, when vaccines protect you from potentially deadly diseasesIt's like people who are into raw milk, despite the fact that it is objectively more dangerous than pasteurised milk
fawn
mad how long evenings are when sober
melt melty溶けちゃうよ
>>220754978blow your head smoove off
>>220754953because reddit is much more heavily moderated than 4chan generally
im not sober im getting pissed on bavarian lager
2 years ago i was scared to leave my smelly bedroom at mumbergs because she would know i was high. These days? Locked in. Going places.... you can just decide you've had enough
>>220754989why would you even drink then, dont you want more time
lord
>>220754923yeah something about twink / tranny feet is peng, maybe it's the taboo aspect idk like
>>220755025to get to a point of passing out sooner
>>220754977I'm not against all vaccines, but definitely this one>>220754853>>220754989Yeah but you got so much time to do stuff, when I was doing drugs time would go by so fast.
are shanny
>>220754991
<----------- Start Doing This
>>2207550014chan actually has very heavy-handed moderation. You can get 3-day-banned from all boards for the most innocuous shit. And when the mods want a prolific spammer gone, they have ways to deal with him even if he constantly ban-evades all day (see: the several months period where literally every single post Mousenonce made got insta-deleted). The problem is inconsistent applications of the rules. Certain schizos get insta-banned, while others never ever get banned no matter how much they spam. Certain political topics on /int/ will get you a swift 3-dayer, while others are left totally unpunished (you can see moderation's bias on some topics by observing this). And so on.
sucking my cum out of the toe hair of a twink feet
Recommend not drinking. Hate to be a zoomer, but whole decades of hangovers can kind of seriously fuck you.
>>220755060stupid bastdard thing
her cunty boots :>>
>>220755048>The COVID-19 vaccine helps protect against COVID-19, which can be a serious or life-threatening illness for some people.>There have been rare cases of inflammation of the heart (myocarditis) reported after COVID-19 vaccination. Most people who had this recovered following rest and simple treatments.https://www.nhs.uk/vaccinations/covid-19-vaccine/
>>220755060how can regular men compete with this
groyper? i hardly know her
is 4chan fixed yet?
>>220755074shut the fuck up yank scum
ive been drinking coffeee!!!!!!!
>>220755060bro doing roly poly instead of shagging
>another wanking discord closed getting to be impossible to stay in good ones with this massacre
pasta or should i put more effort in and make a fish pie?
>>2207550634chan moderation can be erratic but it isn´t heavy handed. reddit is very strictly controlled. they have actual cuckold subreddits where all the cucks post
>helps protectCan still get it and spread it and it has a 99.999% survival rate for healthy young people... what exactly is the point
>>220755098horrendous animals
To leave off my rant on the state of 4chan: This website is dying. Posting rates are the lowest they have been since the early 2010s. Schizos, fetishists, bad moderation, /pol/tards, and constant glitches and downtime are killing it. I don't think 4chan has more than 2 or 3 years left in its current state. They can't be making enough money to keep this site afloat, especially with how sketchy the advertisers are recently (literally nothing but AI porn ads, even on blue boards). In the end, Ofcom might not have to do anything but just sit and wait for the whole house of cards to collapse.
>>220755107I'll be back with more sensible advice later. You wait.
>>220755074Never really liked drinking apart from the occasional beer and maybe rakia (apricot homebrewed), what's my favorite beer you ask? Erdinger. But nothing beats a few bumps and a cold beer and cigarette. I'll still do that 2 times a year.>>220755089Cmon lad, lets not do this here...
>>220755102heard rumors from 4chan dev mongs that they're guessing around early morning / tomorrow morning for it to be back rightedbut its the 4chan dev mongs who think high availability is when you've got a lot of weed dealer numbers
got a 3 day ban for simply posting a witch with her erect wand poking out from underneath her skirt
>mfw shitposting limp bizkit on /mu/‘s /metal/ general
>>220755121bizarre
My captchas are still fucked
Just found out that when you claim a tax deduction or loss you don't actually get back the whole amount you get back like 20% of itSo if your accountant fee is let's say £500 and you're claiming that as a tax deduction, you only actually get £100 back in your pocketThat's proper fucked like
It not right
1 cat is worth 1,000 d*gs
Scranned some fish portionsBetter not ruin my skin for date nite x
>>220755184Saw em here when I was a wee lad, one of the most fun I've had at a concert.
might take the melatonin soon
>>220755150Maybe 4chan is dying because it's a dogshit website full of bitter incels with cuckoldry fetishes who blame brown people for all their problems
>>220755205suck carmela's finger?
>>220755165Loved it until hangovers started lasting 6-18 months. Evil pregnancy length sometimes. That's a great combo though, alright I'll have a beer, you convinced me
Nige tackling the real issues
>>220755212good post
I assume we're all back from our 3 day bans?
>>220755184My Way is their only decent song
>>220755234Swap brown people for Jews and you're basically right.
>>220755205Jamie-Lynn Sigler looks very good in 40s btw.
>>220755234Lol fuck off leftymong noone blames brown people for everything
>>220755239Oat milk is goated especially in tea
>>220755239been dying to use this decade old hitch meme and now i've got the perfect chance
>>220755275Re-arranged is a master piece
>>220755234The business model and content recipe has been copied by billion dollar corps. People still eat at McDonalds though even if there's Wendys and the other one and Dairy Queen. Reddit is Sonic. Tumblr. Long John Silvers.
>>220755237Yeah, I've taken many substances but nothing feels as bad as a hangover - can't breathe, anxiety, head hurts, thing I'm gonna die...This year I have drank 2 times, last time was on Easter a few days ago, had 3-4 beers with the Greek uncle and the other time was on new years.
never seen powdered milk before except for babies
>Maybe 4chan is dying because it's a dogshit website full of bitter incels with cuckoldry fetishes who blame brown people for all their problems
Wish I could give up drinking but there's something so peng about drinking beer after beer on a friday night
aff tae bed
>>220755334I have bought it before for frying, it makes a crispy chicken, also ads a nice flavour. You can also put it in baked goods.
>>220755165>Cmon lad, lets not do this here...I'm just pointing out that the Covid vaccine is, according to the evidence, very safe and effective
pro tip for tomorrow's toil lads. just say "yeah that Bayern game was great, unbelievable from start to finish"
>>220755331Think that's one of the reasons it got grandfathered into the culture. Lots of reasons but one of them is that there's a repentance system built into alcohol. Weed can be smoked in the background for years and quietly trigger lifelong mental illness. Alcohol is blunt and it's destruction is usually outward facing and lessons are learned excluding for real deal alcoholics.
beddy bo's bo'scunty boots boots
>>220755383alri
>post on /brit/>watch film>come back to /brit/>it's still the same threadHoly fuck, what a sign of the times eh
yeah that Bayern game was great, unbelievable from start to finish
>>220755337i blame vietnamese people for all my problems
>>220755404yes because we can't post properly dummy
>>220755377That's ok, I just don't wanna discuss this topic desu.>>220755383nobody I work with watches football>>220755386If I had to chose I'd always go with weed.
>>220755436>>220755436
>>220755434Weed's all good for probably 70% of people assuming it's not weapons grade.
>>220755463>>220755463>>220755463nuew
>>220755205This image has trigged me.
>>220755239I have my tea and coffee black but buy proper milk for my cereal and pancakes.
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