CHRIST IS KING edition a general for social conservatives. please keep the gayness to the european generals.
Based but an op like this only attracts faggots because they lack shame
https://x.com/Acyn/status/2044509636817260567
>>220756480>idk what you're on aboutgo build some wells in africa for your brothers in christ
Christianity is /literally/ and unironically founded on a cuckolding story, so it's no surprise it attracts the mentally weak and right wing
>>220756571>let me tell you about Christianity despite hating it
Can I post yet?
>>220756590But destiny is a cuck and he's leftist
>>220756608okay and? You can have pizza for dinner and so can your neighbor it don't mean you're eating the same pizza
my ebay listing has 4 watchers now i hope to make 3 or 4 hundred dollars before the lego sale
>>220756469I wish christ were real sometimes
the man who works for free's logic is that if he leaves the dead thread that no one is posting in up as the forced new then he'll have less posts overall and less work to do
>>220756669You and I must both be no one
>>220756689I'm glad you understand your value
>>220756652Who's my favorite short anon
>>220756726gay question
>>220756608and who shat out destiny? christiansthere's a severe lack of destinies in non-christian countries
tranitor killed the thread momentum just to have his larp OP
>>220756736No, if I said "what short anon am I gonna fuck in the ass" would be gay, stop thinking vulgar
One day soon the world's going to end I'm going to make out with my new bestest friends. I wanna live large before it all burns down
Christ was real and he was the song of God, but he was also transgender
Jesus was killed in 30adHis ministry lasted about 4 yearsWe might literally be at the 2000 year anniversary of Jesus's birthlast time we got the crusadesi wonder what will happen this time
>>220756773not jesus's birth jesus's ministry sorry
>uhm.... I'm still a virgin it's actually god's child :) anyway have fun raising it as your own!
a fart so nice i smelled it twice
wouldnt mind dying right now. there's nothing to look forward to.
>>220756818The virgin birth was predicted in the Septuagint, and Jesus miracles and resurrection are well attested historically NOT that you're a serious conversant
>>220756837I'll shoot you dead for a fiver
>uhm the jews said it was true so it must be!!!!!L M A O they really are cucked, good goy
>>220756837gooning and video games and anime and frozen pizza and weed and beer
>>220756865I can do four dollars
Imagine being the son of the most powerful entity in the universe and you still have to rocket out of a pussy to be born
>>220756873>Um the Jews said it so it must be fake!! I don't care about the messager, I care about the historical viability
>>220756865ill let you do it for free.
Yeah exactly just don't think about it too hard, the jews said virgin birth was possible and so it is, I believe everything my good friend israel tells me!
>>220756910Does me giving you attention give you joy
>>220756882He still saw more pussy than you ever will
If you were the rabbi in charge of circumcising the son of God, would you do it. Me personally I wouldn't risk it
kikes are called kikes b/c they hate jesus SO MUCH they refuse to draw an "X" under any circumstances. synagogue of satan
>coachella >thats what people spend their money onhow is that garbage shit still relevant in 2026? boring ass time period.
So I'm subacribed to an Asian streamer from Vancouver.How is the weather in Vancouver? Is it too cold or can women wear revealing clothes?What are the chances that a cute Asian in her late 20s is still a virgin? She went to college, something related to social sciences. She's kind of shy and slightly autistic.Have you met similar girls? I have never met an Asian, but they look quite innocent and chaste compared to white women and latinas.
>>220757033normcattle find it fun and exciting just being around other people consuming the same niggerslop.can you believe it?
>uhm a jew told me to mutilate my penis so I did it!christians and troons are one and the same
>>220757046I read you post, but i don't respect you enough to give you a serious response.
>>220757033Remember when Coachella was this thing for white straight males like Diiv or the Strokes? Now it's all pop music like Justin Bieber or Sabrina Carpenter. Pitchfork was the same too
>>220757046this is the second time you posted it
>>220757033>>220757052>how is that garbage shit still relevant in 2026Coachella, SXSW, etc are literally just playgrounds for richfags and their trust funds at this point. It's entirely for status where you can meet and fuck other rich kids. I had a richfag tranny that larps as a commie in one of my classes go and was all like >*chuckles* "Oh, you've never been?" like some blue-blood country club WASP from the 1950s when I told him it's nothing but a get-together for richfags and that people like me aren't for those things (not that I'd have any interest in going to that vapid crap even if I were rich).
Beat my dick too many times and now it's scabbed
I was walking through a public market, when these two trashy lower-class whores in their 20's walked by, smoking weed and spreading the gross smell everywhere, in a place that was full of children and elderly people. They weren't even buying anything, all what they wanted was to seem cool, even if it meant disrespecting and hurting others.Why are latina foids like this
>>220757100dunno
>>220757082So? Is this a one post board?
I like how politicians spend all day fighting on xitter or having depraved meth orgies in mansions
>>220757100go ask your brethren in /csg/
24oz soda and a cosmic brownie was $7.50 today. These jeet gas station losers are worse than kikes
>>220757055Jason's back
my goonstick is all swelled up >.<
>>220756818>>220756910well wait till you hear this - there's no "virgin" in the original text, it was a mistranslation (intentional or not doens't matter) of the term "young woman"
>>220757129spamming is not allowed
>>220757090>uppity rich commiesounds like a likeable person
>>220757150The Septuagint is the original text, validated by the dead sea scrolls The masoretic text was deliberately edited to make it less Christian
>>220757081>Coachella was this thing for white straight males like Diiv or the StrokesIt was always for richfags dude, Lollapalooza was the big poorfag festival for that region and even that ended up getting homogenized and turned into a giant richfag club like everything else.
dumbass niggas
watched a christopher hitchens interview and he BTFO the christfag retard i'm an atheist now
>>220757153>a likeable personI sit next to that guy in my Math class at uni. He's literally the living embodiment of everything I hate but I'm as nice as I can be towards him because I know that fucker has the power to axe my life.
Im a simple monkey. I see a cute asian girl with a banana in the thumbnail and click watch.
>>220757163false, dead sea scrolls predate the septuagint and they're written mostly in hebrew because why wouldn't theyit's sad that you have to lie about something like that, then again realizing there's no actual "virgin" who gave birth is also realizing religion is fake and gay, and you cognitive dissonance won't let you come to this conclusion
Yo German anon, u got that webm of that asian girl who's like "the person who sent you this..." or some shit
I'm glad the troons and sodomites are exposing who they are by seething at God Himself. Your anger is nasty, but the eternal flames in Hell will feel worse.
imagine being joseph and your girl tells you she's still a virgin, that it was an immaculate conception by god.
>>220757222I actually was wrong about that, sorry. Regardless, the historical footprint of Jesus performing miracles and resurrection remains strong.
>>220757222thank you demon
grim thread
>>220757253Post hands you jeet faggot>>220757265>Another atheist possessed by demons mad that Zoomer men are saying enough is enough to homosexuality
Is this site finna die?
>>220757136They are public servants working for you they earned that tax payer money fair and square chud
>>220757293im catholic
>>220757055>i'm a reddit atheist>and I'm a 4chan christian>and together we are>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICAtwo sides of the same nigger loving coin aren't they
>>220757301At this point I hope so
>>220757253Even worse he didn't get to fuck her ever afterwards. Christian teaching is she died a virgin. So he raised God's child and didn't even get any poon at all
im crust maxxing
i want to buy a home in Vermontbut first i have to pay off my mortgage here in Colorado
Katseye's song is so good
>>220757356go away leonardo
/cum/ just drinks kool-aid all day
>>220757366Kys faggot
>>220757390lumsbra you are a fag
>>220757333"virgin" mary was an ironic joke going around the village
What fotm game should I play
corrlots of goy-cattle innumericatin' the breadbergmay hairfta engorgiate the pooberg before readdessin' said breadbergalso finkin4chan finisheddont have time to wait 4 hours for the capchabergizaitionjust profoundly bogglin'its OVER-kafkaesquei cant post like dissjust absolutely fucking unbeliveable
still voting trump
>>220757408Cope and seethe atheist degenerate. God teleported his cum into Mary's vagina to birth himselfIt's in the holy book. It happened. Grow tf up
Baseball is on. Everyone quit being retarded for the next 4 hours.
>>220757416what are the fotm games now?
>>220757419Alyssa Liu was in a Laufey video
>SPY 700Baal market is back.
>>220757177
I really wish this movie had done well, we need more jules verne age of exploration type books to get adapted
when will they fix this site?
$17/hr factory assembler or $18/hr fed ex warehouse or suicide. Which would you choose?
There is a fucking scratch on the whip wtf what why when
Never watched it. The heavy shilling back then made me step away.
>>220757498Dinner with Jay-Z
>>220757477That actor has the most depressing career trajectory
>hate my job>unc lines becoming more apparent>tired 24/7hell yeah
you guys remember that whole "controversy" on twitter when covid happened where all these women being on the internet more all suddenly realized foot guys were a thing? and they got all performatively-offended, and were like, "ugh! i can't even wear my sandals out in public anymore?! pigs!" now, the smart ones made some onlyfans money from this information, but i was just laughing my farts out thinking, 'boy, wait til they find out there are guys who enjoy it all. armpits, calves, backs, lips, hair color.' feminists will one day wear hijabs by choice.
so jesus was supposedly a carpenter right so how was his joinery? what was his thing? tables? cabinets? those dovetails had to have been pristine.
>>220757498what kind of factory?
>>220757450Laufey?
Seems like it just eats posts now without delay
>>220757478It finally seems to be fixed now on my end
I don’t know what happened yesterday but this website is broken as fuck still. 4chan is already bleeding users like crazy. The retarded captchas have only made that worse. But if they can’t even keep this website working then it will be truly dead very soon.
>>220757498factory, warehouse feels like you're a rat going around in a maze and is way more depressing
>>220757591
>>220757498i'd choose suicide or a lower paying job that isn't filled with the worst people ever. just get a job stocking shelves at the grocery store dude. factory and warehouse workers are the scum of the earth.
>>220757607haven't seen anyone else point out this coincides with the ackening which was happening one year ago
>>220757627ackening? wdym
corr love lissenin to a great album not lissened to in a while and.it just blows you away
>>220757634I assume he’s talking about the Sharty raid that took the site down for a while
>>220757634site got hacked by the sharty and was down for like a week
>>220757443Idk that's why I'm asking
>>220757478What if they never fix it? Where will you go then?
snowing again
>>220757652I keep trying to have that experiences but then the old music I used to like didn’t age well, and doesn’t hold up
Jesus is such a ottermode slinkmaxx
>>220757653>>220757656That was based
>>220757571Same.
>>220757663https://youtu.be/_htnaGN8eOs
Let's all migrate to sharty someone make a cum general there
>>220757693I don't care for this
>>220757684NEED to look like this by Summer
>>220757703Heresy
I went to sharty one time and it was just 4chan again but slower.
>>220757703There already is a /cum/ there, but I checked yesterday when this site was fully down, and no one had posted to it in months
RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT
we back?
*butt wiggling**eyes hyperfocused**pounces on your cock*nyaa~ >:3
>>220757715It's 4chan without the pedophiles
>>220757616I worked in a factory briefly and it was super depressing. Just 12 hours pushing a button over and over and the whole floor reeked of glue that would make you woozy
>>220757800I doubt that. Every chan website is bound to be chock of disgusting degenerates.
I can't post
did a poo on a factory floor once
Just got home, is 4chan still ded?
I cant sneeed
MOMMAI CAN'T POST
FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT CLOUDFLARE
saw clip of iggy pop doing the passenger at coachella was very poignantmade me tear updude is garn die soon probably
were back
You ever just trip out to the kaleidoscopic display that happens when you close your eyes and press your hands or a cloth or pillow on them?
>>220757849I watched Addison Rae at Coachella
>>220757813Sharty bans those instantly.
saw clip of iggy pop doing the passenger at coachella was very poignantmade me tear updude is garn die soon probablyBowie's Young AmericansYoung AmericansFascinationWinRightSomebody Up There Likes MeAcross The UniverseCan You Hear Me?Fame
>>220757868it will be ogre agen very soon, dont be tricked
no and also thats bad for your eyes
>>220757868We aren't
the website is going to remain but it will look like SA instead of outright dying so hospice but not dead
It's so over
This is worse than the hack because it's like constant blue ballsAre my posts even going through? They aren't showing up in this thread!
why so slow
a cloudflare up lol
>>220757390erm, ackchyually they drank flavor aid at Jonestown, NOT kool-aid
>>220757800>without the pedophilesit's filled with the righteous who for some reason seem to bring up the topic on a daily basis
Brooos
>>220757849>dude is garn die soon probablyI'm frankly shocked he's still alive in the first place. I can't think of a single rocker apart from maybe GG Allin or Darby Crash who truly lived with zero fucks given as Iggy Pop did.And yet he's still here, and in decent shape no less. Everything since the Bowie found him has basically been the postgame for him.
I reloaded the page and now there are fewer posts
Test
Helloooo
we're not back
Let zem eat cake
My penis horts
im back as well
dead thread
Bros
total janny death
*posts*
:*
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker
HOLY LAG
I think we're actually back
wtf is happening?
MY POSTS ARE GOING THROUGH INSTANTLYTHE NIGHTMARE IS OVER
Nevermind, shit's still fucked
wait. we ded again?
Now that 4chan is back we can all engage in productive conversation*shits*
>>220758116I have no idea what's going onThis is so fuckedIf I were a billionaire I'd purchase 4chan and buy it real servers and save it
hi
>>220757944Is there anything wrong with being against pedophilia to you?
>>220758084CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>220758130*blushes*
>>220758128i checked cloudflare and they seem to be stable
I can't upload webms
*expunges you*
i have the ability to, but choose not to upload webms
>>220758128website is on it's last legs
I love amateur pornography
there's a whole bunch of dust inside my CPU heatsink. how do i clean it?
>>220758131There is a correlation between the criminally charged and a demonstrated tendency to discuss the topic apparently on a daily basis
>>220758197Soap and water
>>220757498If you did the factory one you could probably move into QA
I hate myself and I'm going to kill myself
i wasnt gonna masturbate but then i saw an asian lady with large breasts and that changed my opinion on the matter
are we back?
Still snowing
>>220758222LET ME INNNN
It appears that we're back, but last time this happened it immediately changed to "its over" within minutes
>>220758223>t. anon of the yukon
Stupid site let me make funnies
>4chan hacked on 14 April 2025>4chan bugging out on 14 April 2026
>>220758234think it's warmer in yukon than here right now
Just jacked off now it's time to select a playlist for my shower
I clean my pussy with soap and water
I want to make an embarrassing dinner hot sauce, pre-cooked chicken, and microwaved frozen corn, all on a tortilla, but my roommates have guests over and I can't be caught eating this way
I took this picture today
just realized there's a group of people who exist just to upload their own penis to wikipedia. you can see it under "own work"
left or right, /r/cum?
>>220758267how can i join them
>>220758267your talent for finding strange willies to gander at is getting better every day.
My room is so fucking grossSoda cans, dirty laundry, snack wrapper, all scattered everywhere, and i haven't washed my sheets in months
>>220758277left obviously
>>220758277right because she looks more abusive
THE ECONOMY IS SUFFERINGLET IT DIE
>>220758277
>>220758290how bad does it smell?
>>220758277left. more full-figured, natural hair, seems to be in a good mood. what more can you ask for?
>>220758277left
>>220758312I don't think it smells that bad but I'm used to it
>>220758248conceptualize the aroma
>>220758248Post pussy or gtfo
>>220758290just turned on my A/C for the first time since September and now my room feels crisp and clean.
>>220758277Left because of her BOOBIES
>4chan is back right as my edible kicks inHell yeah
>>220758209Quality assurance is not a good job. No idea where you heard that. I've done QA before and would rather be in a hands on role
>>220758331Nice enjoy anon
i wish i had a gf
Poorfags love posting sob stories like>I got evicted so i can't rent an apartment wahhh then i got addicted to crack and my car doesn't work and also i have cancer and 50k medical debt blah blah blah
>>220758322>I'm used to itthat's the problem
Being a person is too hard. I’m not cut out for it. Spending years trying to find a job is one thing, but then when you finally get a job you have to go do it every day even though it’s a bunch of meaningless drivel. And then on top of that, I’m supposed to have a social life with friends and family and I’m supposed to pursue romance and start my own family. But I have to go to work every day and sleep and pay my bills and exercise and eat and do my banking and go to the grocery store and do laundry and housework and pay taxes blah blah blah blah. It’s all too much. There’s no room for life in life.
>>220758236>already been a yeargod i’m doing nothing with my life
>>220758266What type of garloid is that
>>220758376Commit a felony then you can live a comfy neet life in prison for life
>>220758356Americans really never thought that maybe they’d have fewer homeless if you didn’t need to be a licensed vehicle owner just to work at McDougal’s.
>>220758386>comfy neet life in prison>comfy>prisonLOL
>>220758277Right turns into left once she gets comfortable and puts on weight, while left becomes obese
Played the pragmata demo. Gameplay was petty fun. I liked the hacking element of it. I'm really not a fan of the pedo bait android girl tho
surf rock is post punk
>>220758385Cucumber garloid
>>220758277stop objectifying women
Been experimenting with putting half life 2 textures into Gemini to see how much I can enhance them
I love companies! I love brands! Their marketing and advertising and PR messaging is so good. It’s such good content and it’s such a privilege to be subjected to it constantly.
>>220758388The real reason Western countries have a homelessness crisis is that they made shitty housing illegal with zoning and such. The slums and horrible tenements got cleared out, so now you’re either living in a reasonably nice apartment, or you’re living in a tent in the fentanyl encampment.
>>220758394Can just chill in your cell, go out on a stroll, hit the prison gym everyday and get buff, read booksHonestly sounds pretty awesome
>>220758409
>>220758376i was kind of imparting a similar sentiment to a younger friend of mine. i was griping about knee pain (forties), and she was all glass-half-full about it, which i appreciated, really. reckless optimism is in short supply these days. but a little of my cynicism came out, and i said "one day you'll realize, life isn't the meal, it's the shit you take after." and she laughed sort of sadly at that idea, so i had to hurry and say something funny that WASN'T bitter old man. but you get it. it's when you start waking up, and think, "oh no, again?!"
I don't care if companies spy on me if that means my life will be more convenient and it will recommend me stuff I actually want to consoom
>>220758386i wouldn’t call daily ass rape comfy, but you do you buddy
>>220758277Keep objectifying women
>>220758422
>>220758277Left booba
It's kind of sad we live in an indian world I wish we lived in an icelandic world imagine a billion icelandic girls it would be paradise
>>220758443sounds cold
>>220758427What is more convenient about it>recommend me stuff I actually want to consoomWhy do you not know what you want? You need someone else to tell you what you want?
>>220758443leonardo
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>>220758450I DON’T KNOW BUT I’VE BEEN TOLDICELANDIC PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD
Destroy my bussy
i like trains
>>220758487autistic faggot
>>220758487and you are one too
debating whether to go see a movie on Friday afternoon
>>220758356Poorfags are like>Hello my name is Kayla Mckayleigh and I am a single mom
>>220758426When I was a kid I hated school. I also hated chores and responsibilities. I only enjoyed my free time, which wasn’t so bad because kids have lots of free time. But the cruel thing about growing up is watching that free time shrink and shrink until it’s almost gone. And my only hope of getting it back is to retire at the end of my career. But I’ll be lucky to retire before I’m a decrepit old man at the end of my life. I guess if I was better at being a stoic, optimistic, and mature adult, then maybe I’d be able to get over it. But I have not achieved this.
>>220758455It's listens to my interests and recommends me a product I didn't know about
>>220758487I'm more of a planes man myself.
Young Hitler looks like Thom Yorke
nigera should be in this general
>>220758507That's a nice plane
The Boys is a political satire on america that highlights russia as the central meddler and completely redacts israel, therefore simply ends up parodying itself
>>220758514that kid looks like hitler
>>220758514A friend of mine looked like Young Hitler when he was a kid
Parents are both off on Saturday I hope we can go out together maybe to a park or restaurant
>>220758541I thought every 4chan guy had divorced parents.
Young Stalin looks like a thug. Look at that tiny forehead.
>>220758505>recommends me a product I didn't know aboutI guess I just don't have any need for that. When I buy a product I almost always do so intentionally either to replace something I used to have that broke or to complete some task
>>220758541gay, fuck your parentsi hope they die of tuberculosis
>>220758553Aren't you special
>>220758550that kid looks like stalin
>>220758550His parents beat him mercilessly apparently
im bored
>>220758562they probably just told him to go to bed, most “abuse victims” tend to exaggerate
>>220758556Your parents definitely divorced
>>220758564i can screw you with my drill if you’re board
All 4chan guys have divorced parents and were molested by a family member. They all eventually have a chud phase which has three possible endings: perma-chud, reformed chud, troon.
>>220758582it’s truei was traumatized
>>220758600Mommy and Daddy don't love each other anymore
>>220758499if i may point out one fault in your thinking, without judgment: it's that you're waiting for the good times. you said it yourself. by the time you retire, you'll be too old to enjoy it. but you also may be placing happiness on too high a shelf. i spent my youth on pinball, then arcades, then video games. then a lady broke my heart and i was a drunk for a few years. you come out of all that, you realize happiness is not euphoria and endless, constant pleasure. that friend i mentioned is a penpal, and a lesbian at that. we relate on our love for hippy music and being traumatized, ha. no, happiness is a cigarette. a cool breeze. a shower without the phone ringing. i saw a hummingbird the other day, and it was the best thing that happened to me all week. happiness isn't a goal or destination. it's a firefly. got to cup it fast, then smile, and watch it glow as it goes.
>>220758592dont do that
>>220758487I like turtles
Justin Bieber is too molested to be a performer
>>220758600It is definitely traumatizing for kids. In part because nobody actually gives a shit.
>>220758594I was never molested
>>220758634You are repressing the memory
>>220758629truama=i want attenion
>>220758639No I'm not
>>220758639Wtf happened to my flag
>>220758634there’s still time
>>220758594i was raised by a single mother. i did turn into an incel and volcel
>>220758645Denial is the first stage towards acceptance
>>220758639Deport this nigga
Got out the shower just now and catberg was on my bed sitting directly on top of my phone
>>220758654I’m sorry I left your mother, but the black qween pussy was too tempting. Call me when you’re a doctor or lawyer.
>>220758613Yeah, I’m trying to find those moments of simple pleasure. But they’re few and fleeting and difficult to enjoy when experiencing stress from all the other areas of life, especially work. Really I need a loooong vacation. I need some time to breathe without any pressure. Ultimately, I’m an anxious headcase. I want to find fulfillment, inner peace, and those meaningful connections like that friend you described.
New>>220758676
>>220758594I was molested by an older boy and didn't realize it until I was an adult. Many such cases I suppose. >Error: This CAPTCHA is no longer valid because it has expired. Please try again.Is this nigga being srs?
>>220758640Kids need attention. The opposite is called neglect. But truly, you are wrong. Kids who experience severe trauma like sexual or physical abuse are not merely “seeking attention.”
>>220758688What the fuck happened to my flag? Is anybody else seeing this?
>>220758688womp womp
>>220758699Happened to me earlier toomust be something to do with the site maintanence screwing stuff up
its over, 4chan is going down
