>>220756469
>>220758676fuck you
>>220758676She's so hot
ni haody yall
submit to Rome
>>220758685>>220758687>>220758692did you guys all go to the moon with donald blump or what
https://youtu.be/cq8k-ZbsXDIChart topping singles were actually good, once upon a time
>>220758671>>220758682>>220758685Taylor is like twice her age and 10x as hot.
Oh cool, no more countries.
>>220758711Just like that song by John Lemon
>mfw I can't tell which of you are Canadian
New country unlocked
>>220758707Taytay is all makeup
>>220758731Mysterious niggas
>>220758725im definitely not a leaf
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE
4chan is dying and the people running it don't seem to care
>>220758707Nah, Sabrina is cuter. She has a prettier face and nicer hair.
>>220758733Sooooooooooo ? >>220758744You are a jeet however. India flags could be anywhere !
This is the first step of the Human Instrumentality Project. The eradication of all borders and lines between us until we are all united as one in the primordial slurry.
>>220758754Tell Elon Musk, maybe he'll buy it
We in the US love to be gay and have gay sex I'm John Connor from New Orleans municipality
>>220758755Sabrina doesn't have dozens of hits.
>>220758758ackshually im sentinelese
>>220758683you should be so lucky.>>220758674>I need some time to breathe without any pressurethe best advice i could give there, is separate what pressures are life's, and what pressures you're putting on yourself. stress is like a magnifying glass. when your brain is boiling in the pot, dropping a plate and having it break is a crisis that nearly brings you to yelling or tears. it's one of the coolest thing about young people, they're big on therapy and mental health and man i envy that. as someone who could have desperately used it... thirty years ago, ha. the good news, is that you can turn the lense dial back. i promise. you can step back from "i can't do this another day.", to "another day, and we'll just see if i can do it." and the even better news is, once you relax some, you'll find those people whom you care about. and hopefully, they care about you, too. how i do. Lord knows we all need to care a little more for each other.
>>2207587604chan needs more bots and indians
She's perfect.
>>220758771Sabrina dates short kings while Taylor dates tall gorillas
FIX IT, HIRO
>>220758788I kinda don't care.
>>220758707I actually like taylor's bodysuits, fite me
uh, i was BORN in question mark. buncha posers
>>220758754After years of doing it for free, they’re sick of the pay not keeping up with inflation. The median janny wage has only gone up 3% in the last decade, meanwhile inflation is compounding resulting in exponential losses
>>220758778Your advice seems good. I think a lot of the stresses and pressures definitely come from myself. That fucker in the mirror remains my greatest adversary.
we americans are a bunch doo doo heads canada is sooo much better than us
>>220758796tranny btw
As a Canadian I'd like to say that I love gock
I have all 3 Bina Fortnite skins
this shitass website could be remade in a weekend by an elite group of indian programmers in bangalorewhy are the 4chin admins so retarded
>>220758797Fellow Taylor brother.
>>220758792Hairy Dressedin????
>>220758792This guy got arrested, it happened in the Bay Area
>>220758803see? did it again. that good person in the mirror is the best friend you'll ever have. if you treat them well.
my one and only chance to post on /int/ under a flag that's not american
Bartleby Montclair of Dresden
>>220758812
My parents immigrated to question mark before the quartz acolyte war
>>220758815When I heard him say that I lost my shit.
>>220758849lol
How much is a cubit
>>220758860Is that the quantum computing version of a bit
>>220758813good pic
Finally we have a song of the Summerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGw9LOZhDA
cool website guys, great stuff
Yall motherfuckers don't know SHIT about quantum physics
neekeri neekeri neekerineekeri neekeri desu
Those Harry Dresden books suck major shit btw I read the first one started on the second one and was just done at that point
>>220758838He’s plotting to sabotage me so I’m gonna headbutt him as hard as I can.
I'm an illegal immigrant, I'm from Mexico
>>2207588671mb< hi res images of Taylor preferred
wow, really cool guys, I open /cum/ and the whole thread is just an alien samefagging from his quantum computer array
>>220758876I fucked ur moms electron hole
>>220758905neekeri
>>220758905Do you know me from somewhere? I'm actually kinda famous
Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.
Getting stoned gonna eat soon. Thinking of finishing off the Indo mie ramen.
>>220758754Idk what I’ll do if this shit goes ded
>>220758919This flag is Turkish or Brazilian, I bet
>>220758919I'm going to become a Mormon because of all the blondes in Utah
>>220758876quantum is why theres schrodingers cats in the spiderverse
>>220758787I want to suck her toes
I haven’t checked if the AI has falsely accused me of plagiarism in a while
>>220758919>>220758942>satisfying your lust in exchange for going to hellWhat profiteth you to gain the world but lose his soul, brother?
>>220758919Imagine breaking in her tight asshole
t swift is surf rock
wait wtf happened to the flags
>>220758937Yes
>>220758961Always has been
>>220758944It was pretty based when he pointed out Ken Griffin’s apartment in that vid
What an angel.
>>220758908you missed a perfect double slit experiment joke
Rock out with your gock out.
>>220758999calm down, ale
>>220758961
>>220758984Property of the gorilla known as Travis Kelce
>>220759011https://youtu.be/2OO9t-iH6kE?t=25ahh i forgot to link the video im killing myself sorry guys ill make it up to you im canadian by the way so i can kill myself with the governments help thank the king
you guys now can't tell where I'm from LOL
>>220758995Im not an asian fetisher
>>220759035Oh hell naw this is one of those weird Europeans isn't it
why are h4xx0rs obsessed with this place, is it because they’re not skilled enough to take down twitter
>>220758961nothing, we all collapsed into a singularity. no flags, only man. or maybe this site is run by a goober with discord stooge incompetents and they're too busy comparing male incontinence-wear to realize this shit is fucked and has been for a couple days.
>>220759024/cum/ needs to become Diamond Dogs once 4chan dies.
>>220758999My pp poker face
Mmmmmmmmmmmm sex
As a proud American patriot from the state of Massachusetts I say we should send 1 trillion to Brazil and give them all green cards and also implement mandatory Portuguese classes
>>220759067veto'ed.
I am a reptilian from beyond the ice wall and i hereby declare that BBC is king
I love this woman!
Taylor Swift used to be hot but she’s bogged and walled now. But hey, at least her music still sucks.
the flags are back!
where's
>>220759086>>220759090>>220759092Little leaf burst here
>>220759067Go back to ireland potato chucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
>>220759084quintessential american post
fuck the flags are back, I didn't get to post with le epic onehttps://youtu.be/Ac6w-9jWLsc
>>220759090She's honestly sexier than ever IMO.
FANCY IS A FREQUENCY A MIND OF DELUSION PHILOSOPHY I KINDA KNOW NOTHING LIKE SOCRATES
>>220759059That sounds pretty good honestly. I'd be up for it. A heaven for soldiers.
my hobbies include masturbating, lying, and shitposting
>>220759128I dont do any of those things
>>220759128jason...
>>220759086nice pits
What if Lamborghini was called Macaroni and we all ate a big bowl of Macaroni except it was called Lamborghini? And now, it’s time for me to die. Good night! Good night! Fuck! I’m so gay. Nobody will ever hire me or make me their husband and my dad is really disappointed in me and my mom too.
I told momberg I want to make out with jason and she said he looks mental
>>220759162This didn't happen.
>>220759042>36 years oldwtf, I thought she was around much longer. I assumed she was in her mid 40s with all the bullshit songs she released last decade
>>220759174taylor swift != britney spears
I will admit however that the quality of her music has gone downhill over the last few album cycles. Midnights was the last one where I liked it overall. Tortured Poets was a horribly bloated mess but it did have a few really good songs on it ("Florida" & "My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys" being my two favourites). Life of a Showgirl had four songs on it I like. "Ophelia" is a major hit for a reason, it's a fantastically written and arranged song and it'll stand among her hallmark prime AAA classic songs like "You Belong With Me," "Love Story," "Shake It Off," & "Look What You Made Me Do." Most of the new album was garbage however but overall it's a lot more tolerable than Tortured Poets.
>>220759174Zamn im only 8 years younger than her crusty ass
>>220759128>lyingI cannot stand dishonesty
>>220759174lazy ass zoomer, good musicians can put out an annoyingly large body of work.
>>220759192I respect effort posts, but me personally I am not going to put in the effort to read this post
>>220759174>assumed she was in her mid 40s with all the bullshit songs she released last decadethis is a better burn than maybe you even intended. "all that terrible music, i assumed she was in her sixties, at least. you're telling me she made that much trash in just TWENTY years?" hahaha. ahh, well. i kid, taylor, i kid. we named your cat. and your pet, too! ;D
>>220759128Make a dating profile with that as your bio
>>220759158泣かないで
>>220759125so do you self insert as the girl in these pic or
>>220759195i can’t stand when you rail me in the ass
>>220759217It's the guy from Project Hail Mary!
>>220759208I will try
My whole life I’ve only ever wanted to boink a girl the same age as me
>>220759162Sometimes I try to tell my mum shit about 4chan and she just nods at me and goes "ok anon (y)"
day 58 of no porn no fap. lord have mercy. please let me last another month
I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!
Taylor Swift is more talented than Shitney Beers
>>220759228I cannot imagine ever sharing anything about this place with my mother, that's weird
>>220759231do it give in to your weakness
>>220759236It's really more for my own entertainment and to get that exact reaction out of her lol
Me asf as fuck
it’s raining outside, tornado watch is over
>>220759262well, how bad could it suck if it got three sequels?
The only stuff I show my mom from 4chan is the occasional cute or funny animal pic/vid. She loves cute animal stuff.
>>220759158it's gonna be alright.>>220759208何があっても絶望する理由はない>>220759210no i just like the images so i post them. walls of text are visually uninteresting. when other people post images it makes me happy too.>>220759224when you get older you get the whole new world of women younger than you too. most prefer being a bit younger
Listening to Sonic Youth right now
>>220759282NO FUCK OFF
>>220759282
>>220759218liar
theyre calling you gay how do you respond
Imagine a woman with really big natural boobs was standing still and you ran into her at full speed, I mean you’re flying at a full sprint and she’s standing still not paying attention and you just fucking SLAM into her shoulder-to-chest. That would be so fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDjBZKDnVk
>>220759302she moves like hell!>>220759301no thanks!
If you don't like any of this, then you're a faggot.
>>220759314yeah I'm bi so what
>>220759314wtf is wrong with they arm
>newtroon personality is already backGrim
imagine being a freak in a wheelchair and getting mad and rolling away from someone hahaha
Why do people have toothpicks in their mouth? Is it JUST because it looks cool?
>>220758731Riddlerstan
>>220758676what the fuck is happening
>>220759336homosexual dogwhistle
>>220759336if you don’t get your teeth cleaned regularly they’re very useful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4
some joker just sent me an offer of $120 on something thats worth $300+
>>220759314>"Sorry, but that is not true. In fact, I'm going to fucking rape you."
Patrick Bateman had such a pedestrian taste in music
>>220759359tell him "no low ballers" and emphasize that you "know what you got"
>>220759331they are japanese>>220759334people in wheelchairs are generally pretty cool and friendly.>>220759336toothpicks are pretty nice. you can make your gums feel clean and help with the times after a meal
Oh, you wanna hire me to work at your company? You want me to be a team member worker employee at your company? Work in the company office for your company? Okay, sure :) But have you considered this?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyyzJWExQM
>>220759359
>>220759363he did, but he'd imagine killing you for saying so.
>>220759363pop is top.
>>220759314そうそうそうそうねね
>>220759376....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pqu-38z6s
>>220759251please no. it's been hard
never forget
>>220759418guess you’re not cool then
>>220759418do it
>>220759430oooh some niggas died boo hoo
>>220759439DEW IT
>>220759449SUBMIT TO THE DEW
>>220758847I sooooo would!
>>220759430
>>220759011are you the same guy who's always posting pictures of that eyepatch lady in the Friday threads on /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Hm9en3gAk
>>220759469
I've never heard a Taylor Swift song before
>>220759470nope. im not anybody
>>220759478>GG AllinPeople actually listen to his music? I thought he was only famous for his live shows where he would throw poop at the audience
>>220758847>>220759465Going to apply this theory to reality tomorrow.Wish me luck bros.
>>220759498i found out recently that she sings the “If i was a man i’d be the man” song.
>>220759504>People actually listen to his musicThink of it like Pink Guy or Wesley Willis and you'll understand the appeal
Aggronbros...
>>220759498Not gonna lie I always am happy when Love Story comes on in the club
>>220759504the music he made before going crazy was good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7Njv5-GtA
>>220759469You can tell this pic is super old cause 12 pack of coke now is like $7-8
I'm so fucking tired of nigger "culture"
>>220759534What are you gonna do about it?
>>220759534>I'm so fucking tired of nigger "culture"You say that but I guarantee you'll be missing it when this country is completely Latinized
Well he was only 5'3 but girls could not resist the stare
>>220759500you have a USA flag but that other anon said he was Canadian
>>220759540bitch about it anonymously on 4chan or behind a tranime profile picture on twitter like a cowardly incel
One thing I've learned from watching way too much t.v old and new is that writers are some of the laziest bastards out there endlessly recycling the same plots and copying each other
boomer media just found out about looksmaxxing and the manosphere thanks to claviculartime to move on chuds
>>220759541Mexicans are way better than blacks
>>220759551Unc still watches TV.
I'm a white nerd but I do the nigger-shuffle/jaunt to boost my street cred. I also wear a large golden chain that says BossMan on it
>>220759534White boy can’t handle the sass!!
>>220759558where'd you get the chain? i want one.
Should I even bother catching up on The Boys? I never watched Season 4.
>>220759555Not live t.v. I mean t.v shows in general
>>220759558>also wear a large golden chain that says BossMan on iteither cringe or Jewish.
phoneberg is very slow right now
>>220759565>Should I even bother catching up on The Boys?Fuck no, it's terrible
>>220759568Shut yo ahh up fool, we don't play that way here on /cum/ say that to my face motherfucker!
>>220759558Yassshttps://youtu.be/qE0PJ0GGknU
>>220759534u mad whitey?
>>220758869fk thots on this jam >>220759590
>>220759584restart it
>>220759545i was pretending to be canadian because the flags were hidden.>>220759552ive heard normies like debating looksmaxxing. i think its unironically bringing people to realize the points incels were making 10 years ago about how unapproachable it feels to have a normal dating life for many guys. it will still somehow get weaponized against men i bet.>>220759565i think season 4 is the new season that just came out. idk season 1 was the only good one
4chan dying isn’t good enough. I want the whole internet for the whole world to be switched OFF. Get rid of it all! Fuck everything, I hate life.
Kinda want some alchy tonig
>>220759605I'm having smirnoff
>>220759609>>220759605Bum behavior, it's Wednesday
>passes pay for this
>>220759614
>>220759597Very gross
>>220759618>swapped serversHow?
>52% of Zoomers are in gambling debt from Draftkings and PolymarketMore young men in the U.S are addicted to gambling than they are reading or having sex. Not Gambling automatically makes you better than more than half of other Zoomers. grim
>>220759614>oh, it's day of the week, i can't do what i wanti bet you wait 'til after 5pm too.
>>220759619
>>220759636What the fuck, no way that's true
>>220759636yeah but gambling is a sports thing so the other halfs gay
>>220759636There are only two industries left: gambling and fraud.
>>220759636I call bullshit
back in my day you had to go down to the horsetrack if you wanted to gamble on sports.
>>220759645>>220759652https://sri.siena.edu/2026/04/13/more-than-a-quarter-of-americans-27-have-an-active-online-sports-betting-account-a-third-have-opened-an-account-at-least-once/
late capitalism is so poggers
>>220759661back when i was a kid we used to go down to the horsetrack and bet on our horses and try to be the won that won the most money in the day with our bets it was super fun. we'd stay and watch the races all day and i always preferred taking the 2-3 seed horse and betting for them to show. the track had a cheap buffet and wed eat roast beef all day it was aweosme.
>>220759675>Online sports betting is growing as a facet of American life, with 27% of Americans and half of men ages 18-49 (52%) saying they have an active account with an online sportsbook such as DraftKings, Caesars, FanDuel, or BetMGM, according to a new survey of United States residents released today by the Siena Research Institute (SRI) and St. Bonaventure University’s Jandoli School of Communication. This is the only reference I could find that has any slight resemblance to what you said
>>220759661alright gramps, back to the nursing home with you
>>220759688Damn are you like 90 years old
Back when I was a kid I used to catch bugs
>>220759685I love capitalism
>>220759688>back when i was a kid we used to go down to the horsetrack and bet on our horses and try to be the won that won the most money in the day with our betsLol I had a feeling you were from Nevada
dadberg ate half a chocolate bar then just left it on the kitchen table now its mine
>>220759709I haven’t seen a lightning bug in years
>>220759720*snatches it*
>>220759720thanks for keeping us informed
What if we had /crumb/: Canada, Romania, the US, Mexico and Brazil?
>>220759645Idk but every second instagram video nowadays is a funny viral moment followed by a “hold up let me rainbet real quick” thing where they gamble some stupid card game or whatever while holding a second phone up to their cameraSomething is going on over there in the land of the free!
>>220759614>Bum behaviorI was drunk earlier as well
>>220759736
The term lanklet doesn't make sense. If you lack lank then you're just a manlet
I’m really glad 4chan is anonymous. Because that way you guys can’t identify me as an anon who has been consistently annoying and retarded for a really long time. I mean, most of you guys have probably read hundreds of posts from me that made you say “god I wish this retard would just shut the fuck up.” But you’ll never know for sure how many of them came from me.
>>220759614Who are you to judge?
dont like brazilians
>>220759761t. lanklet
>>220759696no but i do have a bit of an old soul. i had a pair of goggles from one of the jockeys when he was the long shot and i put 10$ on him and he won with 15-1 odds and i asked for his autograph but i lost it now sadly from moving.>>220759709same. it was lots of fun. did you turn over stones to get them or get the ones out and about?>>220759717you don't have proof that i'm from nevada thoughly>>220759736us, mexico, and brazil are all top soy exporters we could call that /bum/
this is it, this is all there is, bet you didn't think it was gonna be like this but it is
not surprising, desu
>>220759749>every second instagram video nowadays is a funny viral moment followed by a “hold up let me rainbet real quick” thing where they gamble some stupid card game or whatever while holding a second phone up to their cameraThe funniest ones to me are foreigners not understanding why there's so many videos going around over the past couple years or so of Americans across a wide array of demographics destroying their tvs after the team they're watching loses a game.It's because they sunk $3,000 into it and they lost it all on shit that's obviously rigged.
dogberg seriously watching tv
>>220759772>you don't have proof that i'm from nevada I'm sorry but if you're a Zoomer who has fond memories of gambling on horses with your family that means you're from either Nevada or AZ and I know you're not from AZ
Anyone here interested in purchasing the Brooklyn bridge?
>>220759736/cum/ offshoots never last and 4chud brazilians seem to hate americanswould never work
>>220759787
Norman Bates isn't too different from the average /cum/-cel really. I bet most channers could get relate to Bates: a tranny-chud with mommy issues
>>220759810He's more handsome than any chudcel in this general
>>220759810Ha! I don’t have mommy issues, I have daddy issues.
>>220759797>I'm sorry but if you're a Zoomer who has fond memories of gambling on horses with your family that means you're from either Nevada or AZ people all around the country gamble on horses as a family. we'd gamble on poker and bridge and other stuff too and i learned to shuffle a deck when i was 8. putting a little bit up in the pursuit of money feels amazing, and i'm naturally lucky and tend to win. that isnt tied to any particular state
>>220759764I am God
Wanna get drunk but too lazy to hit the store. This dudeweed by itself ain't it.
>>220759810The actor irl died from butt AIDS
>>220759821no ur not ur a failed DJ
>>220759814I think he looks kinda weird
>>220759824True. And his son is a horror movie director now,
>>220759817>people all around the country gamble on horses as a familyMy parents have memories of doing this with their parents in AZ but I never did so growing up in the Midwest because we were so poor there was never any spare cash to throw away. >we'd gamble on poker and bridge and other stuff too and i learned to shuffle a deck when i was 8That's rough>putting a little bit up in the pursuit of money feels amazingBe honest with me, are you on DraftKings or PolyMarket?
wanna get drunk but I dont have anybody to drink with and the hard stuff doesnt get me drunk for some reason
>>220758676Would
>>220759810He was kind of zesty
henlo?
>>220759855moshi moshi
guess i'll do a lil cheeky goon on my penis if you guys don't mind haha
I’m on the dudeweed and I want to drink too but I need to get some sleep tonight. I think I need to get a job probably. I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.
>>220759736i'd even be willing to add an 'S' and make it "/crumbs/" for sweden, but what >>220759801 said is true, they're all new coke. they never land, and fly in the face of too much tradition. sorry, it's mooses, eagles and donkeys all the way down.
>>220759843>I never did so growing up in the Midwest because we were so poor there was never any spare cash to throw away.thats a bummer. sorry you didnt get a chance. maybe you can do it with your kids>That's roughive always been really appreciative of it. staying up till 4am listening to jim croce on a hot summer night drinking root beer and catching the mice as they skittered across the floor. A straight on the river beating a 3 of a kind, followed by laughter and the raking of chips. theyre some of the memories of my childhood i was really happy.>Be honest with me, are you on DraftKings or PolyMarket?i don't gamble on those i prefer games of skill. i only like the horses because it's a group thing. i lost 20$ vs my mom in wales because i bet against her in darts tho
>I’m on the dudeweed
>>220759869I hope you have a satisfying orgasm and lots of goo comes out of your wiener
>>220759877>I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.aint that a moodi sorta feel like it doesnt matter how many plans you have, that feeling never really goes away.turns out life is just a bunch of vague anxieties that never have satisfying resolutions
>>220758676She kinda bad there
Saw someone call Geese punk rock on xitter so I guess that's enough of that gay app
>>220759886I want you to know that every single time you post this image, it’s quoting one of my posts. And yeah, basically I am epic.
geese is surf rock
>>220759864canada desu?
>And yeah, basically I am epic
I like Geese, so I’m currently bummed that I’ll just get called a bot now if I ever admit I like them.
>>220759855moshi moshi, herro!!! who is dis?!
when i was about 7 years old how i met your mother made a big impression on me and i wore a fedora and said swag is for boys class is for men and i got 2 of my friends to wear fedoras too and we were a fedora gang and nobody could bully us because we were very athletic
>>220759911I did have a hat like that when I was a kid but I have never been fat.
>>220759900epic based dudeweeder
Jerma's dog died bros...
>>220759920I found out Cameron Winters is jewish so I don’t care anymore
>>220759933That’s sad. I don’t watch streams but I’ve seen clips of Jerma and he seems funny. Losing a dog sucks.
>>220759933
>>220759927very autistic*
>>220759939So is Spielberg but I could never hate Raiders of the Lost Ark. Identity politics makes us retarded.
if threadsissy bakes a scrumptious new i might just coom all over the underside of my desk
It’s crazy how I could easily acquire pills and injections that would cause me to grow ugly little boobies and make my penis shrink.
what the fuck, Austin matthews is younger than me?
>>220759964Idk who that is
>>220759964Yeah same here. I’m born in 97 so I’m the same age as McDavid. I think Matthews is a year younger.
>>220759980Oh nvm Matthews was also 97. Just different draft years due to the cutoff. But I am older than Matthews anyway.
>>220759968bet you cant see the puck either
>>220760017>>220760017>>220760017
