anyone got the webm of rorke cutting shapes with a black woman

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If this were the 1940s or 50s, after the covid era you would get constant write ups and newsreels of how successful the covid vaccine was and how it was a miracle of science undergone by a proud institution keeping people safe and thanks to the will of the people whose faith was steady and demeanor calm despite the loss of our daily lives for so long.

Yet, thats not happened and its allowed people to revise what happened themselves with their own trauma at the fore. I think its interesting, not that I agree with what happened but it seems my attitude and the attitude of lots of people has shifted towards suspicion of what happened those years and wondering if we sacrificed years of our lives for nothing. Just an interesting way not just how propaganda can change peoples perception but how perhaps it is neccessary for keeping the morale of the state up. I mean how much of our positive perception of the past is just propaganda handed down to us?

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>>220772609
oh my DAYS

>>220772600
rorke still voting for him anyway.

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Post your rare Mulherns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7mdBxRmJb8

we on that dark evil cursed shit nigga

am such a weird frek

actually quite enjoy Stephen Mulhern as a tv host. I think he's a nice man, always comes across as sincere and funny. I'll be called a gimp and a poof for saying it but I stand by it.

Mousenonce posted a screenshot once of some website he was signed into with his Google account and you could see a tiny thumbnail of his profile pic. Looked kind of like the Twitch one desu.

>>220772681
Prove it

How has my newly purchased first home been stuck on a 22k increase FOUR months in a row. What the Frick is going on. We need more boat arrivals putting pressure on supply demand

hi lovelys

>>220772704
With inflation you've basically lost money on that

>it's the sheeds
>it's the airbnbs
It's a judeo-boomer ponzi my g

mousey has long scraggly hair and sharper features. hes more frank gallagher than wee rorke. this is known in the mousecord

>>220772696
He's blander than vanilla ice cream but that's the point, hes just a family friendly TV host doing the job required. Hate is unwarranted

>>220772681
i think you’re lovely and so does your mum x

Can’t believe there is people getting mortgages on homes even though they will never have a family how pathetic

i thought mousey was a mouse??

couldn't tell what gender my enby dentist was today

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Rorke's thoughts?

deadliftoil tomorrow :)

Fuck me

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1659/23/1659236483393.webm

>>220772764
was them fit

>>220772764
That is the most important thing when choosing a dentist to be fair

bossmans chicken full of antibiotics hormones tendons steroids and grisle yh its lush

>>220772777
Virus link

is that really dtfic ghostposting on the archive?

>>220772727
Hi babe, just finishing with work and then you and I will be having sex later :sunglasses:

>>220772764
probably made up like all "enby" freaks

>>220772764
enby by the sound of things

>>220772766
>Literally voting for Sharia
>In the Isle of WHITE

You can not make it up. Everyday is a new humilation

>>220772745
Landlord detected

Gaggle of cunts just standing around on the footpath in corporate event clobber while I'm trying to walk home
Hope they all get food poisoning

Honestly mediocre slop
Not enough spice (or flavour at all) in the burgers, pain to eat since it wasnt one slab of chicken in there but multiple per burger
Shan't be going there again

>>220772797
nah some dollhouse spaz is posting there with a vpn to create more epic character drama

>>220772766
wonder if Reform voters will be like GOP voters in that they'll reject brown guys with funny names even if they say all the right things

this happened with Vivek Ramaswamy and a few others

can't believe showderp is still going

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>>220772766
the lads

>>220772810
But it is made up

>>220772797
yeah

just received my acceptance letter from hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry mashallah

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might come out as cisleithanian

>>220772828
How much you pay for it tho

>>220772870
how about you come out your bedroom and get a life

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Rough 57

>>220772861
Obvious gryffindor (aka Tory twat)

>>220772797
Don’t think anyone else would bother posting exactly like him on the archive for a whole month. Also it tallies up with him suddenly stopping posting on the ‘chon

drinking water
thinking of eating food later

chicken goujon representing me in court
legal tender
*taps mic*
this thing on?

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it almost the weekend

i changed my style in a way that was lovely

>>220772889
£12 all in with a can of diet pepsi

Have my new wired keyboard coming tomorrow so I'll be spending the weekend rebuilding my file server

>>220772902
that's a glasgow 35

I disturbed peace in a way that was malignant.

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mental scenes right now at the monty pyke /brit/ meetup

>>220772936
right you youve had your fun now lets not get carried away with this name gimmick

Mentioned you in their nest - 18h

>>220772835
Reform are grifting SOLELY on the anti immigration vote. They literally have no other real policies. But anti immigration all want immigrants gone on the belief that migrants only care about their own and don't give a shit about the country, so it doesn't matter what a brown says, if he is preaching to an anti immigration crowd he isn't going to get voted for

>>220772936
This the kind of name the most obviously an ugly man tranny with greasy nested hair would have on twitter

>>220772986
enjoyed this x

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need those 2 doing that ipad thing except the ipad is my face

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evangelicals be like

Won't vote for anybody unless I actually think they will do any good but as a rule I won't vote for coloureds or women

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watching my favourite content creators on Instagram lads

got the tesco delivery booked

so police officer sounds like a cool job like you get to drive at unlimited speeds through red lights and nobody ever tailgates you but in reality you're mostly sorting out domestic drama and doing paper work

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>>220773011

>>220773039
Right on the money because that’s cornwall, the extraflags using, tranny spamming, closeted tranny mong

>>220772902
that's a Rotherham 15

>>220773028
me 10 years ago: gross trannies!
me 5 years ago: i guess they cute but i still don't like cock
me 2 years ago: okay i would definitely shag one but they'd have to be post-op and look like real women
me right now: god i wish i could suck her cock

>>220773053
they do a bit more than just that though don't they mate

>>220772766
>>220772810
>>220772835
It's literally a fake AI-generated image. You can google the name "Muhammed Sharia". There is no such candidate running for Reform anywhere, and the only reposts of this image are from random mongs on social media or meme accounts.

The actual Reform candidate for Ventnor & St Lawrence Isle of Wight is a man called Craig Dabbs who, judging by his name, is almost certain to be White English.

You can literally see the real candidates reported here:
https://www.islandecho.co.uk/isle-of-wight-council-election-candidates-confirmed-across-all-divisions/

So this begs the question, who are the source of these fake AI-generated meme images of supposed "Reform candidates"? Why are they being spread around as if they were real? Why is nobody bothering to take 5 seconds to Google and see if they are real? And who stands to gain from all this? Is it just trolls, or is it a Labour/Green/Restore op?

>>220773053
Reckon being a detective might be alright but being pc plod would probably be quite wank, especially in a city
Just getting abused by people from Birmingham all day

i googled why do buses pull out in front of moving cars?

>In the UK, buses often pull out into traffic because the Highway Code Rule 222 encourages drivers to give priority to public service vehicles (buses and coaches) signalling to rejoin traffic when it is safe to do so. Bus drivers operate under strict schedules, and because of their size, they often need to assertively claim space, returning to traffic flow after dropping off passengers.

okay so that's why they just cut you off after signalling for 2 seconds

>>220773053
youre basically just a scum wrangler your job is to contain Jeremy Kyle people and stop them from killing themselves and others

>>220773053
I have a criminal speeding down my road and a police car following him every other day and they go really fast and it makes me think that some day there will be a crash :/

runt scran haul and preparation toil for heatherpaedo is it

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Customers also bought

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>>220773088
That's literally just from posting on 4chan.

I used to be the same and then I stopped posting on 4chan and I never thought about trannies. IRL either you see a tranny which looks like a man and you think 'ah grim, trannies are disgusting' or they look like a bird and you don't notice and actually just think about shagging them in the fanny

>>220773094
you understand the word "mostly" yeah? i was chatting to one on weekend and he said it's mostly boring he only turns on his siren once a week and gets calls for domestic issues every day and it's usually nothing

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>>220773116
corrr corrrrrr

>>220773110
the real reason is because they drive a big bus and can bully their way in. tf a fiat 500 gon do

>>220773150
Did you fuck him up the arse?

Time for the annual purchase of some shite for my dads birthday hell put straight in the bin

>>220773137
he has to fuel himself up for an epic cuckposting marathon

what is there to do in London lads

>>220773172
then don't get him anything you daft cunt
20 quid voucher and fuck off

actually saw one today wearing a german military jacket
she had quite long blonde hair
was quite peng really. if a bit tall.

might get steaming and watch Predator

asked the HMV "nigga" if they'll have disco darling vinyl and he said he doesnt know what that is

>>220773184
dunno. i just my days in my smelly incel bedroom

>>220773184
spend nine quid of a pint then get stabbed to death

>>220773000
insane how reform and greens basically have no policies and most "voters" of either party would have major disagreement with their core policies if they ever got elected to government
if they got elected or even made part of a coalition it would surely make the most dysfunctional government in postwar British political history. It would make the 2010 coalition look like Mussolini's dictatorship

>of a pint

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ktim
90% of my posts are just corr, phoar, sexo, peng, and coomposting

>>220773192
poo dog

kinda wish the ex-toilfu would stop messaging me it just makes me sadder that she isn't mine

>>220773036
lol
the one samuel jackson says before killing that guy?

>>220773184
get stabbed
get robbed by moped thieves
get acid thrown in your face
praise allah

all of which are still better than visiting one of the major shitholes here like

>>220773103
I actually did check after making my post

If Labour trolls were making them I would be impressed. But only someone who is actually really right wing could make something as devious and funny as Muhammad Sharia running for the Isle of Wright

>>220773192
poo dog

might buy one of those e readers with the little pen for writing notes :>>

just been bummed in my bum while i was wearing my socks with individual toe holes and also it was in waitrose

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>>220773247
yeah lmao. this administration is just a never ending comedy show

i also saw an ftm and had to control myself so I didn't laugh because they had like weird drawn on facial hair
ftm's are not as peng as mtf's and that's just a biological FACT

>>220773184
Go visit victorian era sewers

>>220773148
but i actually want to fuck a tranny in the arse now with the cock in full view
this site has done a number on me

might throw an animal into a big pit of mud and then take a picture of it to share with the /brit/ lads so they can talk about that animal being a pooey animal

>>220773172
bought dadberg an aeropress once and he never used it, don't think it even came out the box

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Shopping list at present

>>220773295
transwoman* mate

just had a wank after handling raw chicken
is that dangerous for my knob?

>>220773305
have you considered cooking the pizza?

>>220773306
that's a UTI mate

Riveting as always heatherpaedo

>>220773305
you're a troublemaker you are and all that

>>220773305
so this is what brits call, "scran"

>>220773305
those mini Chicago Town 'zas are peng but I always severely burn the roof of my mouth on them

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COT DAMN

one of the finest bubble butts in history if she was my wife my tongue would never leave her arse

>>220773306
only to anyone sucking on it

>>220773302
FUCK
OFF
TARQ

>>220773193
hes absolutely minted thats an even bigger waste of money

>>220773305
pizzas are undercooked

>>220773321

>>220773145

>>220773328
you of all people surely don't fall for it

just noticed its a laptop not an ipad

>>220773088
>me 10 years ago: gross trannies!
>me 5 years ago: i guess they cute but i still don't like cock
>me 2 years ago: okay i would definitely shag one but they'd have to be post-op and look like real women
>me right now: god i wish i could suck her cock
The rightoid-to-LGBT pipeline is a very real and fascinating thing.

Has a lot of overlaps with the rightoid-to-cuckold pipeline too.

>>220773328
kys dollymong

>>220773340
love the taste of shit that much huh

just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

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Be honest /brit/ how would you react in pic relateds situation

>>220773340
she needs to gain 4 stones and stop showering for a week

>>220773302
>cheap oil
definitely not a tarq
more like a retard ni

>>220773305
>two 'zas
>chips on the side
reminds me of when the sacked tranny gorged itself on four 'zas and came onto brit to moan about it

>>220773356
no but it's very obviously him posting it come on

>>220773340
Too skinny
Torso too long
Nice bum shape but not enough of it
PASS

>>220773339
used them to make the buns of a burger when steaming and bit into it

was peng at the time but i was an absolute state for days after with mouth pain

>>220773295
Its not as serious as you think. Just stop posting here and you won't think about it. The problem is this website, and the internet more generally makes the world into one big fantasy of sexual fetish. If you met a tranny irl you probably would be put off.

That said I have actually fucked two trannies and its cool but I am actually bi

>>220773374
whats retarded about buying cheap oil?

>>220773379
it's steven dawsons twitter muppet

>>220773360
>rightoid-to-LGBT
ktim
used to post on /b/ and then /pol/ the most vitriolic racist shit ever
now i'm kind and compassion and want to just rail a few lines and arse fuck a tranny ho

>>220773305
I too prefer my pizza rare

>>220773375
who on earth is eating a single mini pizza

>somehow wrangle a girl back to my place after many drinks (for the both of us)
>get naked
>she asks me to shag her and i cowardly abandon out (i'm a 38 year old virgin you see)
>she messages me soon afterwards saying she doesnt want to see me again/anymore
this has happened twice now in as many years
how the fuck do us incels (late 30s never had dates or girlfriends) get over this? and keep girls?

>>220773028
>>220773088
>>220773360
>>220773404
go back to your troon discord you fucking faggot retards

>>220773391
feeling ambivalent after reading this

>>220773410
have you considered shagging women when they ask you to

>>220773423
go back to /cum/ parasite its almost time for your hourly post

tempted to have a little whiskeyton before beddies after i do my dishes

For me, it’s the Chicago Town baguette pizzas

Absolutely bloody lush in the air fryer

>>220773400
nigga I know but the obsessive style of posting it with no commentary is just him all over

>>220773224
I don't know whats weirder, what you just pointed out or the fact we have one of the most unpopular PM's in recent history and yet somehow there doesn't seem to be anybody else competent at all to replace him and whoever does will 100% be worse and whoever takes over the next election may cause irreparable damage to the country

cool, I'm off for a quick shit

might watch a folding ideas kino

>>220773383
wasted genetics desu she needs to eating 6000 calories a day for the rest of the year

first day since the start of my month that I haven't had alcohol, wahey

>>220773450
Heatherchad owns you lol

I wish I knew what chilli sauce my regular kebab shop uses, it’s so peng and the perfect amount of heat

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Coming to terms that I have an depression. Going to see an the rapist.

>>220773410
feel like theres an easy solution to this problem staring you right in the face

>>220773477
sriracha+tabasco+bossman's poo

>>220773419
genuinely looks like my workcoach

>>220773429
tried but too mentally ill to do it maybe if i had a long term relationship and got comfortable...
>>220773483
whats that i'm usualyl already bit drunk

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are they males?

My confidence has been completely destroyed by my work colleagues laughing at me

>>220773516
why not take a gun to work and kill them all

reckon heathermong doesn't exist
i've been accused of being heathermong and i've seen other lads also receive the same accusation
it's just mongs doing a dumb gimmick and then new users copying them

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This guy at work was boasting how he slept with a girl he picked up from a club. Little did he know I slept with 6 women in 1 week and he shut up. Fucking hate boasters

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godniggas btfo

We Are On The Brink

>>220773429
>have you considered shagging women when they ask you to
Not that Anon, but it really isn't as easy as you think it is.

I'm a 30 year old KDHV and I have absolutely zero idea how to even kiss, let alone have sex. I literally don't know what motions I would make during sex. I don't know where to put my hands. I don't know where I should be looking while doing it. I'm scared of "doing it wrong" and the woman being disgusted and losing all attraction to me. I'm scared of it becoming yet another memory that I look back and die of cringe when I remember it.

>>220773481
TIME MARCHES ON

>>220773533
wtf how did you do that

>>220773539
dying in a painful and horrifying death is just part of god's plan #trust

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Crisp butty time

>>220773531
He “exists” but isn’t the one making most of the posts he’s accused of. It’s just dollymong who is here literally all day accusing people of being him.

incels will cry about being virgins but refuse to spend £80 on a 30 minute outcall and get it over with

i've boned at least one girl a week for the last year, sometimes even getting the 15 minute session

never had a need for a gf i just have sex transactionally its way cheaper and less drama

>>220773427
Honestly lad just stop posting for awhile and then see how you feel.

No tranny looks one hundred percent like a bird, they just cake themselves in makeup and if you aren't prepared for that you could have quite a horrific post nut regret. But there are plenty of tranny prostitutes to see for yourself

>>220773455
>and yet somehow there doesn't seem to be anybody else competent at all to replace him and whoever does will 100% be worse and whoever takes over the next election may cause irreparable damage to the country
Log off, Keir.

just what is it that you want to do

>>220773554
Tinder, bumble and going to night clubs. Also was a NEET then so plenty of time

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>>220773539

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I wonder what's happening on TRAPPIST-1d right now

>>220773578
*flicks water at you*
git, git
bad escortmong

>>220773583
Name one person better then

>>220773578
you're missing the point. it's not just about sex

its actually a bit unbelievable how gullible 4channers are considering they all thrive on being free thinking autists unlike those no good normies

>>220773531
>i've been accused of being heathermong and i've seen other lads also receive the same accusation
The only way you'd get accused of being Heatherspastic is if you either make cuckposts, or you obsessively seethe over "Irish diaspora". Which begs the question of why were you doing either of those things in the first place?

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batarians
hate them

>>220773604
>*flicks water at you*
i've been done lmao

Heatherpaedo has moved on to his Escortmong gimmick now I see

might drink drive to Popeyes

>>220773578
Agreed
People been shagging prostitutes since literally the dawn of civilisation and sheltered anons who have never held hands with a women will think they are above it.

Sex is not a big deal, and thats the saddest part about these incels, they just get in their own way with pointless idealisations

walking home from the shop
crossing the road at a junction
must be on the left-hand side of the junction now, over 50% across
cyclist cunt who must be aggrieved that he thought i didn't see him rides, not into the lane he should be in, but no, straight at me in the right-hand lane - slow enough that he knew what he was doing
gives me the smidsy bollocks
sincerely praying he gets hit by a truck and has unsurvivable injuries

those uncooked microwave pizzas and chips have really depressed me. do not post your grim dinners here please

>>220773624
uh oh he’s gonna have a meltie over this one LOL he

Finding an actual woman to have consenting, non paid for sex with is a viral part of development I reckon. There’s no wonder you’ve got utter freaks like escortmong who are genuinely psychotic.

>>220773628
bet youd hate battanians too
you vlandians all have a massive hateboner for them

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>>220772630

Heatherposter has you all on the ropes lmao

>>220773578
>incels will cry about being virgins but refuse to spend £80 on a 30 minute outcall and get it over with
I'm too scared to even do that. I'd be worried that the escort thinks I'm unattractive and is secretly disgusted by me while I'm shagging her. It also doesn't make it any easier to actually perform the act of sex, as I stated here: >>220773541 I literally don't know how to do it. I don't know what motions to make or what to do at all. I would need a woman to actually guide my step-by-step and teach me how to have sex, and even THEN I'd be terrified of doing it wrong and embarrassing myself.

Also, from what I've heard, the vast vast majority of women would break up with a man instantly if they found out he'd used an escort before. So if I ever dated a woman afterwards, I'd need to live an eternal lie trying to keep the truth away from her so she doesn't dump me.

back off man I'm a scientist

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>>220773658
I'll post my stir fry later it will look like this but in a bowl

most of the time i get a quick footjob or assjob because i don't like condoms

feels better than pussy with a condom

i just rub my cock between the arse cheeks in the prone bone position

one time an escort got mad at me cus i cummed all over hair while doing the assjob haha i gave her an extra tenner

>>220773658
Nothing grim about a nice chicaho town ‘wave ‘za lad, they’re lush

nigger rape my bubblegum pulsating anus

>>220773648
gave me the violent shits the only time i had it
was in yankland though so that might have been it

probably just kill my self if my life doesn’t start getting better soon

>>220773668
>Finding an actual woman to have consenting, non paid for sex with is a viral part of development I reckon
really?
you're telling me now for the first time

>>220773668
yeah it's a kind of basic validation that you as a man need to start developing a stable psyche
a message that you're not entirely worthless and at least one woman saw enough good in you to let you fuck them
if you don't get that kind of positive response from external society then you become insular and reject it
leads to either incel rage or escortmong ego death

>>220773694
now that's what i call lush

>>220773691
>I don't know what motions to make or what to do at all. I would need a woman to actually guide my step-by-step and teach me how to have sex
it's human nature mate you don't need to 'learn' how to have sex
just lie down and let her ride you if you're that worried

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>>220773671
i don't care, i just hate 'em

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>>220773685

>>220773706
from what I've heard the yank iterations of most fast food are noticeably grimmer and poorer quality

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3w2GvHNtw

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If you make a hooker orgasm multiple times would she give you a discount?

>>220773694
where's the red elton

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*ahem*

Crisp Butty time

Anyone got the vid of Rorke getting twerked to death at di Notting Hill Carnival

>>220773694
cooooooo-ho-ho-hooooooorrrrr

>>220773747
no because she'd be faking it

>>220773578
>never had a need for a gf i just have sex transactionally its way cheaper and less drama
hilarious cope.

>>220773750
what flavour

rorke complaining they replaced denzel with a black man in the new man on fire

>>220773593
im neet and go out all the time too but cant do this :( girls dont like me

>>220773726
I love running over those barbarians with my mighty steed

>>220773742
Why is she always fucking crying ffs it's pathetic

You know that it’s heatherpaedo when he can’t bring himself to call him “heatherpaedo”. It’s always “Heatherchad” or “Heatherposter”

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>>220773761
What if it was really real

>>220773747
i took meth one time and escortstein was clearny cumming from me jackhammering her pussy for 20 minutes straight
she blushed after wards but i got no discount

>>220773715
Problem is that even though he’s not technically an incel, his obsession with how he’s perceived by woman as a whole is just completely deranged, to the point we’re all subject to his bizarre rants because he can’t comprehend that a woman who he pays for isn’t interested in talking much unless he’s paying. He’s an utterly feckless drone

For all of prehistory humans lived in nomadic tribes of around 100 people moving around the world following the seasons and the hunt.

That means for all your life you would see the same people. Your tribe would be like your extended family. The women you mate with would be someone you know for your entire life, you would always be around your family and the shared bond of blood and shared experiences and mutual need for co-operation would create bonds that we can only imagine and know only in our immediate family, spouses and most importantly children.

But that feeling of spending you entire life with people you love on a deep level and moving across the globe is something lost to us and I think that loss is the reason for so much emotional anquish in modern man

>>220773788
be nice shes just a little baby deer

early night for me i reckon x

I'm sorry but if you can't tell a woman has actually orgasmed what are you doing. My GFs contractions nearly snap my cock in half

>>220773747
You don’t actually believe you’re gonna make a hooker orgasm do you

don't think you mongs realise how big an industry prostitution is
you think every one of those millions of men who pay for sex are incels like escortmong?
nah they just need their dick drained and don't mind spending £120 for it instead of wasting their time on tinder

>>220773791
then you need to wake up

>>220773806
he thinks because he's had sex it makes him accepted by society and women should give him respect and treat him as if he were an actual romantic prospect
there is definitely somehting wrong with him
or maybe it's just a spaino gimmick

crusta mollica 'za for din dins

on a diet though so only half

>>220773790
not true, I call him heatherposter and sometimes even heathergod when he’s being particularly based and i am not him (just a big fan)

nigel farage hot pics
delete

>>220773812
It's The Internet that had broken us up so. If it were to disappear tomorrow in a few months the World would be back to normal.

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>>220773794
hell yeah bro

>>220773852
would impregnate her no questions asked

>>220773830
Im speaking hypothetically

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why are they like this

>UK military chiefs asked to find £3.5bn in savings - and get ready for war
That’s it boys

>>220773725
>it's human nature mate you don't need to 'learn' how to have sex
It's not for me. I'm diagnosed autistic. Things which come naturally to others do not come naturally to me. I struggle to even walk without looking "weird" while doing it. My limbs don't move in the same way that normalfags' limbs do. Knowing all this, I'm petrified how I would perform in bed.

>>220773790
it's like asking a jew to rebuke the talmud or a hindu to forsake vishnu

>>220773852
CWLTSHC

no alters

>>220773865
skinless boneless chicken thighs in wholemeal pitta for me
also on dietblatt

>>220773434
fucking faggot schizo rambling
throw yourself in front of a train

>>220773880
not sure what point she is trying to make but i'd definitely shag her

>>220773865
think their crusts are too crusty

>>220773817
she must be pushing 40 by now time she got her act together

hashtag waste his time

>>220773880
women are retarded
they should have never been allowed to vote

>>220773880
women should be broodmares

>>220773888
boo hoo nibba sounds like a load of shite. you might be awkward socially but once your dick is inside a woman you just know what to do
sort yourself out. get the escort booked. have a drink to calm down. and as i said, lie down and let her ride you and do all the work

>>220773880
>Poll literally says young BAME women are more likely to say the country is racist
>Xitter retard makes it all about White women instead

What an embarrassingly obvious psyop.

>>220773857
probably not a spaino gimmick as this mong does it on /britfeel/ too and has had an adjacent gimmick (being a 20 something virgin) for a while now. But yeah. That lad needs fucking therapy rather than sex with prostitutes

been called into a meeting tomorrow because I told my coworkers that women should have never been allowed to vote

to sad about spurs to post proply

>>220773940
>Broodmares are adult female horses (usually 3-4+ years old) used specifically for breeding to produce foals
>usually 3-4+ years old
umm

>>220773894
scr

>>220773965
Giving the common rabble a say was a terrible mistake.

>>220773976
you have to convert it from horse years

she could put big ears on and be michelle altmer

heathergod is based
you retards make retarded repetitive posts all day and when he comes in with something thought provoking you all cry because he's too smart for you fucks

>>220773976
Horses live for less time than humans and reach sexual maturity earlier. Stop pearl clutching.

and just like that, I've got my bum out

evening walktoil soon. hopefully the sky doesn't piss all over me again like yesterday

michelle is incredibly fit

>>220774007
sup mouldie

>>220774004
s

>>220774017
wahey!

>>220774007
dollymong bait

>>220774018
hope it does and its acid rain

>>220773965
Got fired from a warehouse for swearing. Can’t believe it I thought work class people weren’t so uptight

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>>220773997
>A 1-year-old horse is roughly equivalent to a 10-year-old human, while a 5-year-old horse is about 24.5 to 25 in human years
phew

evening wanktoil soon. hopefully the sky doesn't piss all over me again like yesterday

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>heathergod is based

>>220773971
Going to get absolutely heemed in the championship next season

Honestly if you’ve never had even ONE wank outside you’ve never lived.

steamingtoil wanktoil tonight (I am depressed)

>>220774082
want me to fuck it better?

>>220774079
missed my opportunity im too old for that now and will always be one of those gay cretins who missed his shot at wanking outside the life is over well it never really began in the first place if you think about it given that i havent wanked outside before

anyone else get back pain from sitting down too long?

started happening in my 30s now i can't sit at desk for more than 2 hours without having to go for a walk

>>220774114
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you are chinese and in a wheelchair

>>220774110
Sorry to hear that lad. Fancy one together?

>>220774079
i used to wank under a blanket in the living room while the family was watching tv

>>220774079
used to wank with a mate in his treehouse
we always did it back to back so we didn't see each others cocks and it wasn't bent

>>220774079
i've had maybe 3 wanks outside my bedroom