'Because we may not be the young ones anymore' edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByEvIimSa4
the first few posts of the thread never get replies because everyone's been saving their bangers so i usually wait a while before trying to initiate a discussion
>>220774136reckon they could smell it?
Mental how badly the parasite has mind raped Toby
one time i had a wank at a mate's house and i just spunked on his floor
>>220774152she should have done the bladee version stupid b*tch
>>220774136once did this to the hangover 2 strip club scene
>>220774116ktim
HeatherLORD
doing a "rorke rape" ..
Wanked since I could with maybe ten days being my maximum break in 20+ years now So never had a wet dream or any other kind of hands free orgasm
>>220774182gay slut
>>220774182mad how this is what having a sister is like
>>220774168when i wanked in the toilets in school i would just spunk everywhere over the toilet and make no attempt to aim in the bowl or clean it up
>>220774211um
Carlybender’s soft, supple, slightly hairy bumhole. An exquisite taste. Gallons of my semen will be shot up into it.
watching a tranny argue with a biological woman on xitter citing studies to show that women get aroused by themselves too and shes calling him a sex pest and hes not getting it and keeps trying to tell her him and the study are right and shes just an outlier basically proving her point of him being a freak
it pie night
>>220774202powerful combination
Wanked a shit ton outdoors. I literally wanked in a bush once, and I don't mean beside a bush. I mean I was inside the bush wanking. First ever outdoor wank was at tourist boat station in switzerland at night. Just came on the pavement.I would prefer to not remember all the strange places i've wanked
as we saw earlier the /brit/ meetup at the monty pyke has been a resounding success
>>220774286We’ve all done it mate. This is a safe space xx
mad how fucking awful jacob collier's music ishttps://youtu.be/4lSqCdA2yAI
>>220774242how do you pronounce xitter?
>>220774309zeeter
>>220774242:/
sloppy cocks
poo
>>220774304never heard of himjust sounds like the offspring but shitter
>>220774242oh really? I saw some beautiful trees and birds at the park earlier
Wanked in a train toiletOn a river bank hidden from the path above
>>220774339Peng when they’ve got spit and drool all over them because they’ve face fucked you so hard >.<
>>220774371UM x
told mummy its just spit and drool on my ipad
wanked in class before and spunked in my pantssometimes wank in the gym showers to this day
getting a bit gay in here now
>>220774360ive been banned from going outside because i keep biting people unprovoked
>>220774394Would love to spit and drool all over your lovely arsehole.
>ive been banned from going outside because i keep biting people unprovoked
Remember Preston who walked off the Buzzcocks and married that random blonde bint off Big Brother.Well apparently he is actually proper posh, judging by his accent and I can't actually believe it. How many people in music in the 2000s were putting on a fake working class accent??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dEREbxuAi0
why would you even wank at school
hard twitching cocks, drooling frothy vaginas, puffy taut nipples, puckered tight anus
>>220774441Mines the reverse
One morning I arrived early to the job site and saw Vito and the security guard in a car engaged in a sex act. [Making blowjob gesture].
>>220774441kahteem, KAHTEEEEM
>>220774414are you anywhere near stoke please
>>220774435i did in class and my teacher called out to see if i was alright in the lesson and then the second time she took me out to ask if i was okay and i faked being a bit jittery because of a slight injury on my kneesdidnt know what i was doing was inappropriate just knew it felt good
>>220774461catchin not pitchin? OOHHHHH
mad how fat I'm getting due to being utterly immobile and also eating a lot of shite :\
>>220774199I once had a two week break because of a family holiday and it drove me nigh insane
>>220774480Calderdale
>>220774435seeing fit teacher arses or legs in tights and being hormonal
>Rick you utter bottom burp you're posting in the old!>oh shut up Vyvyan you virgin*canned studio laughter*
>>220774480ur not from stoke you niger
I don't believe it lads, old granny at the post office just went and bloody cockmogged me!
never wanked at school but heard of a girl in our year who fudded herself in class
You called at 4 am
>>220774519and you know this as a fact do you?
I actually once wrote the beginning of an erotic bi film once.https://jumpshare.com/s/3DU3skq0fC1OUrNDJkIAI only wrote the gay part in the beginning but then I got bored and realised I should never ever continue it. But since some of you lads are obviously gay and horny you might enjoy it
>>220774461VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASSMUNCHER!!...
checking in on /mu/
>>220774552just clicked this and got arseraped by the spirits of the cast of buff boys 12
sharing wank stories again are we?when I was 15 my ftm bf used to give me three to five handjobs every nightI literally wouldn't be able to fall asleep a single night with him as he would be constantly all over my cocknever got to touch his chebs or anything on the undercarriage though. upsides and downsides.
bit bent that
>>220774577>ftmjust threw up
>>220774550suppose notyou aren't though are you?
feel shame and disgust
don't have any interesting wank stories to telljust a normal wanker me
they didn't have trannies when i was 15everyone was normalfacebook didn't exist yet to validate these mentalist's feelings
>>220774617is that the dad from that show with the obese trans woman
*pulls the thread handbrake*
>>220774610do you have an ipad
Rik Mayall's best work was Jellikins ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0O97FKP_s&t=2132s
Bought a dildo (9 inches) and used to bounce on it while I was wanking. Got the entire thing inside once. Was weird because I’d taken big cock before but it never hurt as much as the dildo!
>>220774628only trannies back in my day were transvestites, who were rightly ridiculed
mummy's bringing home fish and chips (:
(bites your left face cheek and tears it off leaving a gaping red wet hole where it used to be)
stop it or else
the 4'8" industry plant who dresses up like a little baby while talking about wanting black cock inside of her is so le bvsed omg see /mu/ said so!!!!
I've literally never had a gf and barely shag but a lot of my shags have been quite interesting, so i've got quite few good shagging stories and a number of bizarre wanking stories (only for the lads on /brit/ of couse though ;) despite my lack of experience which is helpful for me to blend in the real world
>>220774114Now THIS was comedy
genuinely having a suck on a golf ball
>>220774696loooool well that's >>220774560 shagged FIRMLY up the arse hole.
>>220774667corr it lush
>>220774667get her shagged x
eveyrtime i try to make friends i always get threatened with violence
you're in my world now
>>220774604he was peng mateheard he's detransitioned now
>>220774717already did then wiped my cock clean on her incel dolescum son's chips ahaha
The goal gf
>>220774696can't even come with a response to this post that communicates how mentally ill you are
do you think you could drink an entire bottle of wine in ONE (1) night?could it be possible to do?should i? dare i? try?
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>220774766I mean she did do all of that so no need for you to try and refute it. Just seethe quietly.
can I view naughty reddit without verifying my age
>>220774696vgp
>>220774758nigga you should get yourself into a time machine and travel 1000 years into the past because I'm pretty sure that's a Byzantine queen nigga
>>220774758looks like my lesbian neighbourcan sometimes hear her on a night with one of those vibrating toy things
>>220774777when I was 19 I drank an entire bottle of rose wine in one night on holiday then vomited in the sink and went to bed fully naked without closing the window and when I woke up was absolutely covered in mosquito bites
>>220774805corspaf
>>220774806>I drank an entire bottle of rose wineoh right can you get your boyfriend here to verify this fact
sent a cring joke in my friends' whatsapp groupit's over they will remove me
please stream the official trailer for "focker in-law" starring ariana grandehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZyg2H45co
>>220774777mate that is childs play
>>220774783i posted that because there were 4 threads with the same image and you responded with a bizarre post about black penis
arianacord raid
>>220774837it was originally purchased by the sisterberg but she didn't want it so I had a glass then didn't stop
>>220774806my brother came home from a night out then vomited in the kitchen sink and it blocked, then went upstairs to bed without fixing it. then at some point in the night he must have gone and vomited in the bathroom sink because both sinks were clogged with his vomit when we woke up
>>220774777isnt wine only like 5% alcohol
and that looks better does it? get a grip.
>>220774805Toothbrush??
>>220774840are the horrendous hand and arm tattoos covered up for this one x
>>220774867>i posted that because there were 4 threads with the same imagewho gives a fuckis this your first ever day on 4chan
A whole FOUR THREADS with the same image!!!!
>>220774777my usual sesh is a bottle of wine and four pints of Stella, and that's still baby level when it comes to grim alkie twatness
>>220774888usually 12-16%
>>220774905no do go on and talk more about black cock like a true 4channer x
>>220774895I don't think she's using it on her teeth!
5 pints of stella gives me a three day hangover
don't say yes if you can't say no!
>>220774918the mandem remember mpp and itaots
>>220774920it will be a funny night then
heard you like magic, i got a wand and a rabbit x
>>220774956don't get this line
>>220774935no it doesn't>>220774947no they don't>>220774956no you don't>>220774960yes you do
>>220774960those are both types of vibrator:)
Mind robbing my eso guild blind taking everything out the bank and selling it for gold The guild leader told me no guild would ever touch me again which was a completely empty threat that nothing came off
>>220774973fact
sexy neighbour doing sexy things next door, where she lives
succumb to my cravings and order a pizza, but then i can only ever eat one slice and i'm done. no one else will eat any because i get garlic sauce instead of tomato and they think that's gross, so i put the leftovers in the freezer and forget about them until weeks later when i'm cleaning out the fridge. then i throw it all in the garbage. really stupid but then i'll do it again
why would you shove dog shit up your arsebizarre thing to do.
>>220774985ever shove any of them up your bum?
watching the darts and some of these dartists have rather rotund bellies.
>>220775009prefer not to say
>>220774990used to sell ww bites at the shrines and then run away good timesthink the game's long dead now not sure
I'm wigging out man
lost some izzat at work today
used to run fake buyer scams outside fally bank
>>220774777done this multiple times
accidentally stuck my entire arm up my own arsehole
>>220775028Ktim I think people still play it
don't know what that means
mousey insists upon himself
we’re just watching rocks in 4k while they say its historic
i'm lowkey indian
Posting mindlessly on the /brit/, waiting for something to happen
What’s it mean when you can’t even be bothered to play video games any more
just went up the stairs
>>220775074went woke when they made it so all the factions could start anywhereus daggerfall niggas straight slid on opps
>>220775106time for a prostate wank
um hello
the 9/10 supervisor was talking about being spat on earlier and I had to leave the room in case I started blushing
>Russia issues bomb threat to four UK locations including London, Suffolk and Leicesterrorke is suspiciously quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duIqDcaIkFAder choon x
dirty chai latte with a shot of enby saliva
wasted 95% of my monthly internet package by downloading euphoria and watching pornnow ill have to make 500 MB last for another 20 days
>>220775074i still have a bash on the deck for an hourjust done the ebonhart pact line and now onto daggerfall's bitsalright for a bit of a timewaste
pickaninny circus more like
tea: eatenbed: inyoutube kino: watching
>>220775222stop watching porn
>>220775222here's 4mb used up x
pierbiwank on the cards later
quite fond of menthol ice zyn's
>>220775270what kino
>>220775323watching the latest tom 7
>>220775285shant be opening that lad hahaha#burned
>>220775285I don't believe it, he bloody shot that image onto that building, such casual god behaviour
willy’s making that beeping sound again
>>220775357needs charging x
>>220774114Father Ted moggs that
>>220775332grow up
scranning loads of mock seafood sticks might get the tartare sauce out to do a cheeky dip dip
kill rorke
watching some royle familyname a comfier programme than royle family
rorke sex arse
The absolute fucking STATE of /pol/tards in 2026.
>>220775420comfy programme my arse
now guys, we have about an hour left on the stream. please support if you want to see me continue playing this game. this is the 3rd straight slow stream of this game. i can't keep playing it if i'm only going to make $20 a stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxMthis is like heatherpops and ziedybubs <33
>>220775434CRAVENDALE LAD
fucks sake mums getting the builder round again tomorrowgot a hole that needs filling
should i get drunk and do chores toil or do chores then get drunk
need to kill myself, can't be arsed
clippy clop
>>220775177don't live in any of those places
>>220775444cheeky so and so
>>220775467gay ass horse
>>220775177and what's the 4th location?
>>220775476drinking wee milk
>>220775478miss when i was on the ganja and would get up on a saturday and get on the ganja and clean up the housethen do some more ganjadon't do the ganja anymore
>>220775467things rorke would fuck to tell his mates he lost his v card
>>220775522don't think they're allowed to discuss cheadle on the beebs, undisclosed
>>220775537screm
seasideMARK has his 52nd birthday tomorrow
big chunky wholesome dixie white american wife sex arsecan see why these people love big families i would breed these type of girls 17 times
>>220775621and you'll still have a cock tomorrow
>>220775621why do you care?
it didn't piss acid rain on me
For awhile I've had this strange feeling at the increase in punditry of football on YouTube at the strangeness of it. I can't describe, its like this feeling of standing on one plain of perception looking out at space on another plain of perception at the people there who don't realise where they are or what they are doing, and I can't do anything to tell them because they are too far away, I can only retreat into my own plain. The source of it is that I find it odd that football pundits will talk at length over something that is very unpredictable. On YouTube will sit for an hour talking about an upcoming match or how the table will end and then at the end of each video and often at the end of many statements will shrug and say something like ''well we don't really know do we,'' but they do it every week and things in football often never go how people expect and the next week they do the same thing talking about how they couldnt have predicted what happened and then go on to try and predict what will happen.For football I could be amused by it but the strange feeling that arises from how odd it is persists. But now I get it from the news and I see the news spoken on YouTube much in the same way. Its constant, they all talk about the same subject, admittiedly some people have more insight than others into a subject but they all do the same thing, they react to things they couldnt predict and then try to convince the audience of what will happen next.I don't know what this feeling is but I think it stems from a powerlessness, a deap existential realisation that we are all totally powerless and it doesn't matter how much we know about a subject, how prepared we are or how intelligent or tech advanced we cannot predict the future, and we struggle to even make sense of the past so what the fuck is everyone doing???
>>220775522Hull
>>220775621president of his fan club are you?
why aren't there any female mass shooters
the lads
>>220775654me when i'm trying to rizz up a girl
We at /brit/ support the pro-asbestos movement It's cheap and plentiful. If people want to sniff it its their fault
asked grandad what he remembers about the old days in cheadlehe just started sobbing :(
was this the most based moment in history?
>>220775667SHEFIELD
off to the lidl for cereal and washing up liquidx*you have now subscribed to: my blog*
mentalhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/10/truly-profound-shard-climber-describes-reaching-top-of-uks-tallest-tower
not saying I'm gay as in gay but I'm gay
pewdiepie, on the bridge
>>220775639So will your mum>>220775642He is my hero>>220775674Yes
lesbians except they're anime lesbians not real life butch lesbians
21aNQ2Kq29J into the filter
>>220775770>lidllmao you're poor
chase infinit
>>220775788looks like a batarian
>>220775825Where do you shop?
>>220775834sheesh
>>220775679Ah so THIS is the based department
>>220775825it's funny seeing poor people larp as richeveryone just goes to the closest supermarket it doesn't matter if it's an asda or a lidlonly lower middle class pretending to be upper class people driver further for basic shoppingyou've just proven yourself to be poor lmao
>>220775679fucks sakeoverlooked again by those showerdodgers
Shagging my pillow
>>220775865if your closest supermarket is an aldi or lidl you are poor
>>220775679could never imagine fuentes, thunberg and candace on the same list lmao
>>220775865if you have a big family it can save £30-£50 a week
>>220775886once again proving you are poor>>220775904a rich person wouldn't care about saving £50 a week it's peanuts lmao
>>220775679the 'trolled 'position
just finished to a femqueenmolly webm on /gif/
>>220775679you'd have thought they'd be more concerned about Spurs getting relegated
Eating a star
mad how nice brie is
>>220775876ktim
Driving to LIDL is cheaper only if your time is worthless. Based alphas like myself just go to the closest supermarket.
>>220775921>a rich person wouldn't care about saving £50 a week it's peanuts lmaoThis is /brit/ mate. Pretending to be rich on the internet is extremely indian thing to do
>>220775954
>>220775967>Based alphasYou're broke
I shop at lidl and frequently see 100k+ cars in the car park yeah they are all poor.
>>220775876created a crevice in a childhood teddy after i got shown how to wank and fucked it for a while in my early wanking career until i realised how disgusting it was
hate when a horror film is a metaphor for some bullshit instead of just supernatural nonsense
>>220775999>I shop at lidllmao you are poor in osrs and in real life
>>220775954prefer camembert
scranning on a co-op cheese tomato pasta concoction
You think rich people are wasting their time walking around a supermarket? LMAO rich people shop online or have an assistant you gimp.
science teacher at school taught us how to wank which wasn't really on when you think about it
>>220775921£2600 a yearlots of people have high expenses even if their income is decentcan tell you're a very solitary person though so i don't blame you for being wrong
think i; went too heavy on the steamingtoil for the escort who will be here in half an hourwatching porn now to get the cock hard cus i'm afraid i'll have the whiskey dick later
rorke now thinks that rich people don't go shopping for some reason
>>220776051bit rude, sir feelings hurter
the missus in the barratt new build gardenhttps://i.4cdn.org/s/1774940642363312.jpg
the roke mind virus
We getting our wads out?
>>220776111i look and stand like this
saw bill gates pushing a trolley around at waitrose according to rorke that's what rich people do
The fittest birds were all born in 2007
nigga shops at al kharid general store
>>220776111cat deeley on a madone
>>220776100sorry
can't wait to get steaming tomorrow. only good part of the week
german women sex arse
if you see da'police... warn a brother
if bill gate helicoptered to the nearest lidl he would have lost money in the time it took, thats how expensive helicopter fuel is
Poor white people don't shop at lidl or aldi because they have an inherent fear of anything foren. T. poor and never set foot in a lidl til I was 24
>>220776121its a good thread, get them before they 404>>>/s/22360561
still my fave post ever
Rich people value their time over money. They are also the least consumerist people you can imagine. They don't buy gadgets and toys. This is something the poor mind cannot comprehend - they think rich people have expensive cars and phones but most of them don't care about that shit.
big tits anime girls
>>220776199i like this post
>>220776196saved and shall be spaffing to this later
>>220776229>They are also the least consumerist people you can imagine. They don't buy gadgets and toys.scream
watching a 100 minute YT video about nascar
>>220776199this still makes me howl
>>220776196I can smell the booze breath, fake tan, cheap perfume and cold slightly piss-moist fanny from memory in these pictures
>>220776229well ive been in rich peoples houses and theyve got loads of shit
well im a bit annoyed i didnt get any attention for my massive wad
Somewhere is a thread of rich 50 somethings arguing over where poor people do their shopping
*lets out a prolonged, anguished autistic screech into the night air*
>>220775526same but with wank toilshit was cash frfr
>>220776271scr
does anyone have that post about the grandad being a rwandan genocide denier, luv that one x
>>220776196That first one below the OP has been posted in every Brit slags thread going back to when I used to post in /b/ over a decade and I don't even think she is fit
>>220776318liked this. very well written. insane that some of you are this talented but unemployed.
11% of the way to being a millionaire and i shop at farmfoods
Dillon you son of a bitch
>>220776348hi I dont but i really like this cat he's so fat lol
in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
always funny seeing comments on youtube videos about british women on a night out>do they not have gyms in the uk???>why is everyone so fat??you know these are poor fucks from india or some shit calling curvy big arsed british lasses "fat"they wish they could have this white pussy
just for a smile eh lads
>>220776372corpulent twerp
>>220776432the average british woman on a night out is at best 15% too fat desu
started getting random allergies to everything, coming out in rashes, throat swelling up. think I might actually die it was nice knowing some of you
unc really said corpulent
A small loan of a million dollars
lads... the posts? where the fuck is everyonehate hitting refresh and not seeing new postsget the posts submitted
>>220776432You've never been to southern Europe have you lad? You would be radicalised: Spain, Italy, greece, even France there are no fat women, as there were no fat women here until like the 90s
another day without any hinge likesthe well has seriously dried up
>>220776514sorry I'm having my din dins
>>220776514saving my amazingly dogshit zinger for the new
>>220776432they might look alright now but thats how they get youbefore you realise it youre stuck in a shithole council flat raising their vile sprogs and by the time shes 40 shes a withered old hag with early signs of emphysema. many such cases
>>220776527i like a woman you can hold onto somethingnot into skinny yuro bints you see>>220776563speaking from experience is it?
>>220776583>>220776583>>220776583
Women in their early 20s who eat fast food and drink copious amounts of alcohol on nights out look a little pudgy in some areas but overall slim because of their youth and this is peak shaggable physique - no gym, no diet
