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know what a shit barometer is?
>>220778336This reminds me of when trump high fived jeb bush, with cyclops being jeb
So what do we think of the hip new band on the scene? Take it or leave it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7OIc-DBRXM
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>220778397I know someone who wants to fight you
>>220778379
What happened to the Serb?
>>220778397It's too late for coffee. I can't drink coffee after 12pm or I'll be up all night
Who cares
>>220778397
>>220778450Other Balkans bullied him off this site for his dog fucking preclivities
>>220778482aaaaaaaaaa
>>220778502Hope that isn't true, the dogfucking that is.
>>220778535Slavs can't help themselves when it comes to fucking dogs it seems. Birds of a feather, as they say
>>220778389thought it was buckethead o algoalways a new band on the scene
>>220778389They're interesting. I'd rather listen to this than top 40 shit any day of the week
Want to be an epic cyberpunk rogue instead im just a basement dwelling creep
>>220778770C'mon fren...>>220778771It's a relatively new bad but they are everywhere online in the last month. >>220778783It is interesting, very Anatolian sound. This particular riff has been stuck in my head for the last week.
I NEED more pain it's not enough
>>220778841>It's a relatively new bad but they are everywhere online in the last month.Yeah I only heard about them recently, someone I know told me about them. Also it looks like they are in the top 10 in the UK album sales chart, pic related (this is different from the standard album chart which includes streaming these days for whatever reason)https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/albums-sales-chart/
>>220778841Do you have no shame?
>>220778943Yeah it's all over my feed on youtube. Cool project, at first I though it was some guys from other bands but turns out its just some random musician, nice that people are excited for a rock band. I'm not really a fan of Geese and all the other bands that are blowing up in the last ffew years.
>>220779050About what?
unironically i dont know what ironic means
>>220779164disonance between 2 contradictory things that makes something funnybut basically has just become a word to mean sacrasm/humor
>>220779187Or when something doesnt follow in a humorous way
>>220779159Why did you fuck the dogs? We all know what happened now
>>220778822I bet if you started teaching yourself mechanical skills and inventing gadgets you'd feel more cyberpunk
>>220779244Do you now
>>220779164if it involves iron, then it is ironic.
>>220778822You're already cyberpunk for being incel
>>220779341I'm not an incel. I have had sex a handful of times
>>220779341Nta but you're right. I feel like the cyberpunk timeline we're on is a cross between observer and psycho pass where everyone is a shut in waiting for the world to die crossed with ai compliance networks.
Gooned to a 60 year old
>>220779164>>220779187I always thought irony meant when something is a coincidence but with more of a distinctly "playfully negative" feel to it
Do you want to get married?
>>220779409Post it
>>220779427yeah
>>220779427I'm ok with either getting married to the right person or staying single What I won't do is settle for someone I'm not truly compatible with on a deep level.
i'll marry anyone itt
>>220779416 Irony is like something comes to pass which negates something in a way thats humorous. Like the Oedipus story, that's ironic
>>220779435Look up Paulina Porizkova
>>220779497Is canada that bad?
>>220779427no
>>220779497Hey
I LOVE HENTAII LOVE JERKING OFF TO NAKED ANIME GIRLS DRAWN BY FAT SWEATY JAPANESE MEN
>>220779517>CzechWhy are they such massive whores?
>>220779560I used to get bothered by this but I figure it's no different than realizing hot girls came out of fat sweaty men's balls
>>220779560Yeah so what
>>220779592Pornochio, if you will
The great debate: Is it gay to jerk off to lesbian porn?
I can't jerk off to hentai or anime. I need real pics/vids
>>220779625no
>>220779625No but it's trans coded Reminder "trans lesbians" are straight men
>>220779625yes
Posting idea: big boobs and asses
>>220779625of course not>>220779633I don't feel anything if it's not a real woman, don't get how people jerk of to AI
Keep lecturing people about places you've never been to
Lost out on being my best friend's best man at his wedding after I told him they when I would do my speech I was going to quote that priest from The Princess Bride.
>>220779681>don't get how people jerk of to AII get turned on by "context" as much as I do the woman being attractive. I like story and build up in porn so for that reason a good hentai is more real to me than live action "woman fucks the plumber" type shit
Business idea: stop being an incel somehow
>>220779709no
>>220779560
>>220779717>I like story and build upYou're female brained
>>220779711He sounds like a bih anyway
>>220779718literally impossible
>>220779709Still seething that you live in a failed narco state huh
>>220779625Hmm... on one hand, there is no male present. Therefore you are jerking off to exclusively women. Which makes it not gay.On the other hand, you are jerking off to two women having sex. Which is gay sex. It's gay to jerk off to gay sex.We need an expert gooner to answer this.
>>220779625Jerking off is gay if your not doing the mysterious stranger
>>220779758I'm a sophisticated balance between both gender spectrums. You probably jerk off to "big tits" like a caveman
>>220779727Why not?!It's fun
it's only april and I've got multiple wasp queens flying around looking for a place to build a nest, the abandoned property next door probably has a mega nest and is spawning multiple queens those things give me nightmares
>>220779781>failed nacho stateso the nachos lost?
>>220779802dunno
You know whats fucking crazy? If you don't approach women that is it, you're just an incel forever alone and your lineage dies with you, that is all it takes, it's that easy
Looking to buy a house and my dad told me to make sure I get a gararge so I don't have to worry about cleaning snow off my car, good advice.
>>220779781Do it with California or a european country now
>>220779854California mogs mexico
Im not a fan of cruelty and injustice
>>220779876Who doesn't mog Mexshitco?
>>220779889Cruelty and injustice against my enemiesKindness and justice for my frensSimple as
>>220779889you sound like a woman
>>220779854Many Americans and Canadians have ackchually visited Mexico and Europe THOUGH
everyone supports the death penalty till the glowies execute their dog
Saw a woman wearing leggings lying face down in the grass with her ass up at the park without a towel or anything. I thought she was drunk or on something but then she just got up and walked out fine. Wonder what that was about.
>>220779944yoga?
>>220779944Women are solar powered and the panels are located on their ass
>>220779819Donate some sperm. Your family name might die with you but evolutionarily your genes will live on.
>>220779896Its not terrible geographically
>>220779975She was just lying on her face for at least 5 minutes though
>>220779933I know I see them everyday
>>220779980Brazilians are American sperm ONLY
You fat fuck
Reminder to thank Yahweh for creating big boobs everyday.
Jason left because he's trans and staying here would upset him too much because he knows nobody would take his transition seriously
¿quires sexo con yo? por favor...
Maybe one day Jason will accomplish his dream of being a high school Japanese girl
>>220780066He actually hung himself. After him mom was raped to death he realized he'd be turned out onto the streets. There was a local newspaper article about it, tragic stuff
Tobacco is probably the most overrated drug ever
You guys need to stop obsessing over Jason, he's gone, just let him go...
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
Just unloaded some poop
>>220780092It's hanged not hung nigger
Jason volunteered to join the Ukranian army then died stepping on a landmine 25 minutes after being deployed
>>220780171Past tense is hung retard.
>>220780174They probably saw how worthless he is and sent him and others like him out to clear the way of mines
LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE ON JUPITER AND MARS
>>220780094Cigars are really nice thougever
Can I get one of you guys to massage my thighs just below the buttocks
Slept until almost 6pm award >>220780299Okay
>>220780299*raises hand*
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
>Captchas fucked up for days>when it finally starts working properly I'm no longer range-bannedThe ACCKKKKKS are worth it on this site
>>220780455Pic is literally me except my lumberjack is green
Slob maxxing, no shaving + greasy hair aiming for that gross slob look
When I hear badass speakers it makes me smile. Have you ever experienced this feel?
>>220780542Blud just heard an AI translated Hitler speech and thinks he's that nigga
>>220780516Jason...
>As of April 2026, 60% of Americans view Israel unfavorably, a sharp increase from 53% in 2025 and a substantial rise since 2022.>A Pew Research Center survey reported that 28% of Americans hold a "very unfavorable" view of Israel, a figure that has nearly tripled since 2022.Hmm... how inconvenient...
>>220780571It was Crosby stills and nash coming out of Klipschs actually kek
I am out of weed and I am not buying more. I’m gonna try to be a real boy for a little while instead of a ghost inside a dream.
>>220780645Jews really dropped the ball these last couple years
Bet I have more microplastics in my balls than all of you
Arabs act quite Jewy tbhdesuyo
>>220780701Hmmm maybe. Let’s taste each other’s cum to find out for sure. Let’s have gay sex and cum tasting to taste each other’s cum from the sex.
>>220780716Canadian Jason. Jáson.
Serbians look like Disney princes
>>220780779>Jáson.What am I? Fucking French? I guess that makes sense actually. The French are pretty gay.
>urgently hiring>often responds in two daysthen somehow when i apply I get no response in months, not so "urgent" is it then
>>220780826Luka is Slovenian
>>220780826I think eastern europeans look vaguely sinister somehow
I have been irrevocably damaged by feminist propaganda. I've been told all my life that women are just as good as men, and now I have it set in my soul that I won't date a woman who can't improve on my life in some capacity.
/cum/ high-school AU
Caseoh's not liking this Subliminal game
>>220780902I hope I get to be a chad jock this time around.
>>220780886This. I used to think all Eastern Europeans were jewish and jewish people were a significant portion of the populations comparable to xtians and muslims
>>220780959I'm going to hang you on the flag pole by your underwear
Three cans of sodie pops down the gullet
>>220781004Not my tighty whities!
cant trust people desu
deluding myself into thinking i might have rabies again
Reading a thought provoking academic paper on how LLM reproduce White racial hierarchies. Glad tax payer money goes to this
Where's Lattrell Shaequon Bartulomus and his amazing amazon screenshotting abilities?
I'm the prettiest girl in /cum/
>>220781057we better import more jeets and sudaca so they can impose their own caste systems right below the kikes who live here
Pretty sure you only need 10% of the population to get whatever you want rolling, but it's probably 9% or 8% with how strong brainrot is these days
eating the poedin
>>220781125Where you get these numbers?
>>220781152up his arse
>>220781152We made them up
im diabetesmaxxing my insulin gains
>>220781006That's a lot of sugar
>>220780194Idiot. It has a different conjugation when it's a person being hanged.
I have 14 boxes of cereal
How old were you when you stopped sleeping with a stuffed animal(s) in your bed?
>>22078123269
>>22078123223
>>220781232if you did that at any point you're gay
>>220781232i try to repress all my memories of childhood because i was terribly unhappy
>>220781091Hnnnnng
>>220781232Some age yet to come
>>220781270*Hugs*
Cameron Winters is dating my whyfoo
>>220781232You leave Tim the Snorlax alone cunt!
>>220781302i'm uncomfortable being touched
>>220781314What the hell I have a pokemon plushie too
>>220781314Snorlax is like 1000 lbs so I’ll never be able to move him anyway.
I don't think momberg is making food tonight
>>220781331maybe i can rape you to get you over your fears
>>220781346Motherstein made roast and potatoes tonight but I'm not really hungy
What do you order from Starbucks?
>>220781346You must hunt raccoons like your forefathers
>>220781354you're too much of an effete little macaque to rape me
>>220778389theyre intresting but like not intresting enuff to followlike theres nuffink unique hereits just microtonal king gizzard lizard mixed with khruainghbin and beyond the novelty of the weird guitar sound, microtones, loop pedals and chaotic riddims its actually very one-dimensional emotionless musicso yeh its nice to see put on once in a whilebut its like not good enuff to be a proper fing i actually properly like
>>220781370I have never ordered from Goybucks. I did wait inside one at an airport once thougheverbeit
>>220781370I like chai but there's like a 70% chance they fuck it up and it just tastes like slightly flavored milk
>>220781370Coffee Frappuccino
pork was on sale so i bought some carrots, green onions, yams, celery, mushrooms, and onions to try to make a stew out of it. havent tried this combination of ingredients before so i hope it ends up okay. everything is so expensive, even making your meals from raw produce should be enough food for at least a couple days if we make sure to eat it with rice but it was still 60$ for groceries with a couple other things like bread and a rotisserie chickenits getting crazy out there.
>>220781313fuck offno waylike im convincedsum celebs say to they dating but its relly just like a psyop to get more like media presencelike remember when sabrina carpenter and fucking whats his name wrre datingbarry keoghan
>>220781370I'm too socially low and poor for those places, I gave them a go when I was younger to feel better about myself, but as I got older I started cringing at myself for bitting into the image.
>>220781370Pup cup! *starts barking*
>>220781417odd, i bought the usual milk, eggs, and chicken today and it was all on sale for below the usual price.
corr gud post brekkenburgh pooberg dat was>>220781376huntin alyssa liu's asshole and executin' the inseminationberg (inna legally consensual manner)
I want to be a burden and net negative to society
>>220781475dude thats my girlfroend your talking about
>>220781444>barry keoghanHe's kinda cute no homo
>>220781481this fella wants to be brown
>>220781377Got 'im
>>220781232never did as far as I know
>>220781456its probably because i live out of the way and my area might be more susceptible to fuel costs. That or the super market has a monopoly and is gouging.
>>220781370i only go to tim horton's
it isnt very likely that i would get rabies inside my apartment but symptoms can take months to appear and by then you're already dead
The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing
>>220781635and shutting the fuck up
>>220781611it's going to be alright>>220781635thats pleb shit. socrates was great but aristotle was the greatest mind of all time and understood much.
I am very fond of women's sexy bodiesNot so fond of their opinions and thoughts
>>220781635I know a few things.
The government must be destroyed by any means necessary
>>220781405you've said this before
There's this squat goblin faced mexican at work who wears the same clothes every day. Today he had this edge tab open on his second monitor with a red skull and black background and a quote that said >The latin phrase momento mori means "remember you will die" and is a reminder of human mortality... ect. I didn't read the whole thing. I just thought it was funny as shit that he had it up and clearly wanted people walking by to see it and think how badass he is
>>220781783You wouldn't say any of this to his face whiny pussy cumskin sit your ass down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CExygD1iEu0
I must be the only person in Canada who doesn't like camping
>>220781783i bought that death clock vsauce sold in his video like a year ago and i still havent gotten it. what the fuck, michael?
>>220781838You're the only person in the world who's interested
>>220781838Probably not, camping kinda sucks
I want to go camping
Mom called the Nintendo 64 a Nintendo 69
Had weird sex dreams again award
>>220781868imagine if instead of camping you had an empty room and brought furniture to hang out with and you stayed in there gaming for multiple days
I don't like rod stewart
Evens and I break my alcohol fast and wet my whistle tonightOdds I carry on
>>220781928EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY DON'T IT
I dream about animalistic sex with a slim black girl but then wake up and remember they're all obese cows in the usa
>>220781978some of the african girls you see in the netherlands got you thinking things
>>220781978sad frog
>>220781978OMG just like Olandria
One of my favorite xitter shitposter got doxxed
>>220782028brown status?
Had 2 breakfast essentials and 2 peppermint patties for dinner
Why people in the United States, Mexico and Canada can speak English fluently, hold decent conversations in Spanish or at least have a working knowledge of the language, but no one seems to know more than a few words in French? Is like no one bothers to learn French these days.
>>220782042Even worse he's a ginger
>>220781978my 3 black sisters are all slim and black thoughevermuch?
>>220782050only the spics can speak spanish. no one speaks french b/c there is no economic utility or decent media in it
>>220782073why are you black?
>>220782067whats wrong with being a ginger?
why is everything so grim?
Crash bandicoot was a good game
>>220782073can you hook a white boy up
>>220782050Weird to lump in Canada with Spanish speakers. Not many people can speak it here. You are far likelier to meet a Francophone than a Spanish speaker. But why would Americans or Mexicans need to learn French? It's no longer the ultimate language of culture and there's no major institutions that need French. We Canadians are still taught French to at least an elementary level because the Quebecois stipulated it as part of the country's cultural fabric to join the country.
>>220782104people don't find meaning in life, are too poor and/or badly socialized to be distracted by having kids, the surrogate activities people know about are getting worse, and social cohesion is getting worse b/c of diversity
Jason and Brian are characters I have retired. I have about 5 more /cum/ personalities
>>220778389Mogged by what Quebec's own people were doing 50 years earlier. No stupid gimmicks here either, just pure beautyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yu0ZXXamdIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKy5pX4VLk
>>220782099predominantly sub-saharan african ancestors>>220782137they're taken i think. they also don't really like white people
>>220782050French is one of the basic bitch common languages even schools in the deep south offer but once you realize nobody is impressed by it and it has no utility most people just let it lapse
wound up licking my own shit again off my fingers.
I am working towards obtaining my PhD in Jeetology, and have decided for my thesis to be on studying the phenomenon of jeets all wearing light blue button up shirts and grey pants
>>220782085I mean, Quebec is there, but what I mean, outside of Quebec, people would rather learn English, Spanish or even Portuguese before French. They don't know anything of the language besides oui or bonjour or monsieur. They can't even hold a conversation like they could with English or Spanish. >>220782139That's kind of what I mean. You get taught French because Quebec and Ontario entered in negotiations to ultimately hold Canada together, and that means learning basic French.But outside of Ontario, the rest of Canada would rather learn another language than improving their French and becoming fluent on it.Since knowing French alongside English is a requisite for going into government positions, wouldn't that mean that people from Quebec would have far more representation and influence in the Canadian government despite their population size?
>>220782186That's DISGUSTING
>>220782173>they also don't really like white peoplethats because they haven't experienced BWC, something I can provide
>>220779644lesbians are natural and beautiful. faggotry and troons are not. it is proven that lesbianism is a natural beautiful thing that happens within women. faggotry and troons are disgusting
Dasha Nekrasova has been named as one of the 100 most influential people of 2026 by TIME Magazine.
>>220782227She needs to stop being mentally ill and imploding, and release another banger. Midwest Princess is still the best pop album I've ever heard
Does anyone else hate ai?
>>220782217Why do you care about this so much? Nobody speaks French here except for some boomers in Louisiana. Why would we learn it?
>>220782253I don't have AI itself, but I'm really sick of seeing it everywhere
>>220782267>Nobody speaks French here except for some boomers in LouisianaAnd Vermont
>>220782202I'm striving towards a PhD in Wopology myself and my thesis is similar, why Italian-American men over the age of 40 wear the same vertically striped bowling shirt
Play with my pussy not with my emotions
>>220782280It's obnoxious. I fear the antichrist is going to be AI
>>220781916You know that thing can destroy a portapotty
>>220782050>hold decent conversations in SpanishNo one does that other than illegal immigrants
>>220782304I think this because Sam Altman is a j-word
For dinner, I had rice and beans with ground beef, sausage, an egg, and a tomato and lettuce salad, plus a glass of water
pictured: (you) bouncing up and down on my fat hard cock
My ebay auction has gone up to $300 hype!!!!
>>220782354Bodybuilder ahh meal
>>220782267>>220782288It's just that the importance between languages in Europe and America has been kept for everyone except French.Spanish is important in Spain and Latin AmericaEnglish is important in the UK and the USPortuguese is important in Portugal and BrazilFrench is important in France but that's it. Quebec is more of a small outpost than a full user of the French language, and it's not even an independent country.Important: Is widely spoken and taught, has influence with their neighbors.It's like France somehow missed on something that England, Spain and Portugal did well.
>>220782364
>>220782364Did you buy the Lady Gaga vinyl?
>>220782301You have neither
>nightmares>wake up>irl nightmaresaaaaaaaaaaa
i tell you, post nasal drip fucking sucks. because my septum is so deviated, my right sinus always has this sluggish little bit of slime running down my throat, and the worst part is it triggers my gag reflex when it gets bad. so i'll have to stop mid-conversation and wretch a little, then snort a little water up my right nostril. people are always like, "dude, are you gonna throw up??" and step away from me, and i have to explain, 'no, no, it's not my stomach, i just have tiny narrow right nostile snot chokin' me.' pff awful.
>>220782455>and the worst part is it triggers my gag reflex when it gets badthat was me 5 months ago and i was gagging at 4 am despite eating nearly 8 hours before.
if i go straight to the movie theater after work tomorrow, i'll get there like 45 minutes too early. but if i go home first, i'll only be able to chill at home for like 10 minutes before i have to leave again to get to the movie on time.
I had a deviated septum for like 10 years and never noticed until my allergist pointed it out
>>220782383The French for whatever reason did not care for their American colonies
>>220782494Stop somewhere on the way and eat
>>220782494What movie are you going to see?
>>220782501fuck that. the movie ticket alone is like $15. that's enough for one night out for me.
>>220782494
i'll deviate your septum with a knuckle sandwich
>>220782494What movie are you gonna see? I’m not even sure what’s in theatres right now,
>>220782523I look like this and I say this
dont you think your gf getting fucked is hot? like not in a cuck way but in a girl getting degraded way is hot
>>220782515>>220782529normal. same writer and star as Nobody, which is one of my favorite action movies ever. I'm not a fan of the director, but most of my complaints about his other movies come from the writing, and he's not writing this one, so hopefully it won't be a problem.
>>220782557that's why i dress up like a stranger and rape her every few weeks
Man I've got like no one to turn to right nowSo here I am againWhat are you guys drinking tonight?What's wrong with you that you're here tonight?
>>220782567Fascinating I have literally never heard of either but it stars Bob Odenkirk
>>220782557That seems kinda misogynistic. I don’t want my gf or wife to be degraded.
>>220782567I still haven’t seen Nobody but I like Bob Odenkirk. I guess I should see it.
>>220781838Every single non-White person in Canada dislikes camping
>>220782599Me
Huge fuckin spider in between the window panesWhat do I do in this situation
>>220782613>Bob OdenkirkBreaking Bad/Better Call Saul fan?
>>220782629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Did you know snakes don't actually dance to the charmers flute, the snake charmer just plays along to the snake's rhythm
>>220782629Keep it there as a little pet and hope it doesn't escape
>>220782629post pic
>>220782629Spray it with window cleaner
Camping is only fun when you're a kid. After that it's a big hassle to get everything together and set up then packed in when it's time to go home. Rather just go on a day fishing trip tbqh.
>>220782690I've never been camping my parents are city slicker sissies
>>220782690camping is always fun
>>220782707youre brazillian though camping is just like daily life for you
Female teachers are the reason why everything is so raped and women are going extinct now. They are soldiers of death as doctors are. Murderous boy hating envious losers. They are there to rape your childhood.
>>220782599kek based
>>220782740Sorry you failed algebra
i failed algebra like 3 times
How about palgebra and you learn how to make friends
>>220782629defcon 1
I hate the sun
>>220782404Cid vela?
>>220782796Same. I hate how that's how we're supposed to get sleepy too because I can't sleep
I support ultra processed foods
When you get badly traumatized as a childs you become “the scared man” and then you don’t want to do anything.
Clavicular will simply be quitting meth now that his life is going bad. A notoriously easy to quit substance that most people report they can quit whenever they want
>>220782758thought terminating cliche'd that anon to death
>>220782824I got badly traumatized as an adult thougheverbeit
Clavicular is based.
>>220782852
>>220782740True
Make a new one, >She said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt".>And she was crying...
>>220782852Are you ok now?
>>220782824Trauma is a pseudo science. If you aren't a bitch, you don't get trauma
>>220782854That tard is gonna end up dead before he's 30
my ex gf would always say things like "oh my god your dick is so much better than my ex and you make me cum so much harder than he ever did" like thanks but you could say that without the exi wonder if shes saying the same to her new bf
>>220782902Who wants to live past 30 anyways
>>220782894Have some compassion
>>220782915Compassion is a pseudo science
>>220782891Nod really. I am an alcoholic
Women are beings that receive dick. Kind of boggles the noggin
never understood genuine sexism. not that im above making fun of women i just think the idea of genuinely hating every woman on earth is really funny
Clavicular is a real human bean
>>220782971I'm not sexist. I love pussies and boobies
>>220782902He, Asmon, and Fuentes are my personal heroes
whole "od" feels like a publicity stunt bro nodded on ghb that isnt a big deal
>>220782980funny fing is he isnt even that handsome
>>220782928I wish I had good advice to give on that but I don’t. Hang in there anon.
>>220783013>>220783013>>220783013
was thinking about buying a new phone, but it's out of stock now. oh well.
Reminder that men can't be raped. Erections are consent.
>>220782980What is bro eating
>>220778376I only know what a normal barometer is.