dasha editionprev: >>220778336
>>220783018True, also how tf is a man so weak he cant just push a girl off. unless it's like some kind of amazonian jungle girl thats ripped the physics of it just don't add up
The Titanic will hit the iceberg in about five hours
>>220783013sexo
>>220783037i used to lose fights against my little sister because i weighed less.
>>220783013i fucked this bitch
Men get raped every day, mentally and emotionally
Americans have big, comfy houses, and big, spacious cars. What's not to like about America?
>>220783052
Roomberg is a slob and he leaves the balcony door open all night rather than simply use one of the fans we have. And so, as a consequence of his selfish actions, the apartment became a whole ecosystem of little creatures that are always crawling and landing on me when I try and sleep. I hope he moves away or dies or something soon.
>>220783058Mostly the 150 mile round trip commute to work
>>220783058 our big spacious heads
>>220783057I am the one who rapes
>>220783058Peruvians have sexy asian looking girls. What's not to like about Peru?
Imagine if you were in an escape room and the last question asked to find out how Dasha does it!!! You would NEVER be able to leave!!!
I think like a quarter of the trans women in tranny discord servers are cis women pretending to be trans for some nefarious attention-whoring purposes. They don't even just "pass", that's literally a cis woman.
OMG
Brown creatures in the thread trying to start shit again. Don't you have your own jungle bunny generals where you can talk about this year's nose bone trends?
How is she even real?
>>220783119Curious post
*FilthyFrank -I've Never Seen a Vagina starts playing*
Dasha is ugly
>>220783060
Made glizzys in croissant bun with asiago cheese and cheese curds
Once a fly landed on my dick while i was jerking it, i hope it was a girl fly
Niggas be saying they life a movie and what not. I always been saying my life a Youtube Poop.
For a bagel that went viral
I would have sex with any race of women so long as she had a vagina I guess i'm kinda cosmopolitan in a sense
Had some cheese crackers (?) and a glass of milk before bed
>>220783147>we need you to come back for one last job
>>220783177Sabrosinho delicioso aiie
>>220783052>t. Adam Friedland
I went to kindergarten registration this morning, and when the Principal said "welcome to the class of 2039," everybody in the room gasped.
>>220783223>everybody in the room gaspedRude and nosey cunts
I had a dream last night that I bought a pair of $160 underwear on the internet
>>220783245This dude thinks he's Fry from Futurama
>>220783259Anything is possible with Trump in the White House
>>220783245My brother asked for Lululemon undies for Christmas that shit was like 70 doll hairs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-G9wra5H7Jk
>>220783058>Americans have big, comfy houses, and big, spacious carsHa ha, yeah, we sure do...
>Notice girl grinning at me>she says something to her friend>now both stare and grinNot sure if I liked them or they thought I looked funny.
>>220783268>My brother asked for Lululemon undies for ChristmasIs he gay?
How about this humidity?
A lot of /cum/mers trying to force their gimmicks ITT, let's not do that.
>>220783328No
>>220783310My dad bought a big pot of land for our first home for 1000 pesos. 100 dollars then. That's not possible for me to do now. Everywhere went to hell.
Why haven't you engaged in incest yet?
I’m not taking my gimmicks off, I am Gimmicks O’Toole
business idea: keep pet fish in unused coffee pots instead of fish bowls.
my gimmick is anguish and pain
I wish I born Jewish
https://youtu.be/bbr60I0u2NgListening to some boomer tunes about jailbait, what is /cum/ listening to tonight?
>>220783352I have 3 brothers
>>220783373You could bang mom
>>220783369I wish I was born Jewish and that I could work at a bank or jewelery.
>>220783369This the type of shiii the peethiopian posts
>>220783369Jew looks AI-generated
>>220783371Solange, the superior Knowleshttps://youtu.be/Hy9W_mrY_Vk?]
total millennial death
>>220783401Binz >>> that song
>>220783401Bitch slapped Jay-Z so she's alright in my book.
>>220783410Well it was nice posting with you gents, sorry I had t-
I look like this
goon mode on a stack with a mac
hello cum cums
Getting old is pointless. By the time I'm old society will have devolved into warring tribes and super elderly will be killed off, so I'd rather die before I reach old age
Damn took them like a year
yehp
ive been playing darktide, i'm working on my zealot penances
>>220783369Definitely A.I
>>220783371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxaM5ex1ischttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2-_--EY4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEqU4Bmo64
>>220783449isn't death crazy, you're getting older every day and eventually you're just gonna be forced to die and never exist again
>>220783371I like this round bouncing toilet apu. I am currently listening to nothing but I will maybe listen to cool boomer tunes later
>>220783452I like that one song
>>220783438i look like this
>>220783468I refuse to die
>>220783462its obviously AI but thats not the point
>>220783477I want to die right now
>>220783468Death will be indistinguishable from never having existed at all, which is very fucking gay.
Got in a huge fight with my sister because she said she "doesn't like pizza." That's crazy, isn't it? It's like saying you don't like sandwiches, there's so many varieties that statistically you'll find at least one appealing. That was two days ago and I haven't heard from her since.
>>220783025Very cute ad
>>220783478>thats not the pointWhich is what?
>>220783025What does he want me to read?
I like pizza with a light amount of sauce, too much sauce ruins it
>>220783485I hate pizza. My dad used to deliver pizza and because of the smell he never ordered it again and we weren't allowed to have it so when I had it as an adult (Dominos) it was doodoo stinky ass 10/10 best new mad
>extremely cute coworker said hi to me todayAnd just like that, I'm infatuated and crushing on her. There's a social event tomorrow, I'll definitely talk to there if she's there. I stalked her Instagram and I think she's single.Literally just my type, a pale brunette with blue eyes
I actually like sbarro pizza
>>220783513how big is her cock?
>>220783142
>>220783533Mallrat food
>>220783498That's fine. Everyone has preferences. But that's my point. You can get a pizza you like.
>>220783072looks good for a 40yo
>>220783352used to french kiss my sista behind the tv but i dont think that counts
What else in this thread smells similar to a tall stack of warm, buttery pancakes with plenty of syrup? Hint: It's Canadian
>>220783596A stack of warm buttery WAFFLES
>>220783369ye its obvi a.i. but its scaRy dat its only obvious if you familiar wiv a.i.
my sex is exclusively gay
>momberg sent me a video of a list of pick up lines I can useI think she can tell that I'm having trouble dating
dog's gettin old anon. you gonna do the right thing when it's time ain't ya?
>>220783513phwoarnot if i dont shag the life out of her arse firstlegally consensually ofc
>>220783513Cute coworker used to enthusiastically greet me every morning. Now she barely acknowledges my presence. Don't know why.
>>220783634You raped her
American wypipo name they sons "Trigg" and "Hunter" and "Gunner"
>>220783634She got tired of talking to a brick wall and now she's fucking someone with social skills
>>220783630this is depressing
>>220783634You didn't reciprocate and she now thinks you're an ass, hate her, or taken.
>>220783641forgot to mention, but i'm a nigger
>>220783641
can't even shoot your bitch wife in the face any more
>>220783652This is a troll
>>220783662ok interbob
>>220783641My aunt actually named her kid Branch
why did elon name his kid that i thought it was like a white trash or hood nigga thing to do
Me not working hard?Yea right picture that with a KodakAnd better yet, go to Times SquareTake a picture of me with a KodakTook my life from negative to positiveAnd I just want y'all know thatAnd tonight, let's enjoy life
>>220783676Should have gone with "Forrest"
>>220783688He was dating white trash GrimesAlso, all white South Africans are white trash
>>220783688Retarded made up names are no longer confined to negroes and low class Whites, everyone does it.
>>220783697>all white South Africans are white trashThe White South Africans that aren't cucked are what Americans thnik Australians are.They're seriously some of my favorite Europeans and easily my favorite European diaspora outside of the U.S.
>>220783697>all white South Africans are white trashUnironically only the Afrikaners, the British ones aren't, which is also why the Afrikaners are like 100x more based
Can still smell where i pissed all over the bathroom floor last year whenever it gets humid, i wonder if that dog smell eliminator would work or just make things worse
>>220783642>>220783647checks out
I'm going to give my son a classic name like Increase or Preserved
>>220783734Ew wtf clean it!
>>220783713>They're seriously some of my favorite Europeanserm. afrikaaners have lived in south africa longer than whites lived in north america.
>>220783742That doesn't sound right
>>220783739Oh i did mop it up but apparently some got under the tile or something
>>220783641My hillbilly cousins come up with the worst shit ever. One of their kids is named Tuffton.
>>220783691Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Worldwide.
>>220783749
damn
sam
>>220783762Haha awesome. I’m 100% sure they never played Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze so I’m not sure where they got it from.
I have never approached a girl or used a pickup line. Just seems like the kind of thing that happens in a sitcom or in a Spiderman movie, not real life
Finally talked to the hot African girl I always sit next to, went well. She perked up every time I started talking to her and she seemed a little flustered and pleasantly surprised. She broke from her friends and kept talking to me and only stopped when the professor started his lecture. Didn't get her number because the professor's a windbag but I'll definitely pop that next week given she smiled at me and said it was nice to meet me on the way out.Also, I confirmed she's Ethiopian. My raceguessr skills are second to none.
talk tuah to me
>>220783641White trash rednecks are not human
>>220783783Good luck bro
>>220783783Do you think her boobies make chocolate milk?
>>220783783No one cares faggot
Incels rise up!
present day europe if pompey and caesar never broke their alliance
>>220783742>afrikaaners have lived in south africa longer than whites lived in north americaIf you're a European outside of Europe you're diaspora even if the place you settled was uninhabited and you're technically the native population. Same goes for other ethnic groups, i.e Indians in Mauritius or Arabs in Indonesia.
>>220783745It's not right, Jamestown alone is almost 50 years older
>>220783801BoringI prefer actual present day Europe
>>220783799kek
>>220783799based
i'm an incel, this vexes me
>>220783779Kek
Laufey is coming to Fortnite :3
>>220783807you don't believe that, since you still refer to white americans as "americans" and not europeans
>>220783833literally who
Underwear are shockingly clean despite the farts I was ripping all day
>>220783843The greatest jazz singer of our generation
>>220783783Good for you. Soon you will be producing mulatto chudlings.
>>220783833I hate you zoomers for turning every online shooter into some bullshit like this
>>220783833Who
>>220783438Looks like pablo picasso
>>220783799What a faggot, they aren't in anyone's way or being too conspicuous
>>220783790>Do you think her boobies make chocolate milkI like to think they taste like coffee given she's Ethiopian>>220783789Thanks man>>220783841>you still refer to white americans as "americans" and not europeansYou know that there's more than just one type of White South African and that Afrikaners are only a plurality of that demographic right
your jewish friends are scared
>>220783401Good song. Very techno with that moan sample looping and the drum machin
>>220783869It's probably staged, but I do hate seeing people make out in public. When I get a gf there will be minimal PDA!
>>220783013Got so mindbroken by breaking up with her Indian ex that she became an alt right migatrannyThere's something magnetic between Slavic girls and South Asian guys and I cannot fathom what it isOr was that AnnaEither way same thing
any homo thugs in
>>220783886>migaShe's actually a groyper who is literally sexually attracted to Nick, it's bizarre
>>220783889>any homo thugsThey're here >>>/tv/219800866
Might be going on a train trip with parentbergs to Miami on Saturday
>>220783371The Modern Lovershttps://youtu.be/Kc2iLAubras?si=eO9XukrJWEUcShjr
>>220783894Picrel
Just watched a video of an autistic muslim quickdrawing an antique pistol and blasting a cop while handcuffed in a police station
I miss half life 2 mods. Zombie Master, Synergy, fist full of frags, no more room in hell. No game since HL2 has had as many good mods
>>220783886>There's something magnetic between Slavic girls and South Asian guys and I cannot fathom what it isYou have it wrong, a lot of Slavoid women just like non-White men in general because they have a thirdie mindset of 'foreign men = better'. It's why they go insane from seeing instagram and want to live in Dubai.
>>220783905The funny thing is this text also applies to Trump for both very similar and very different reasons
E-celebs are my least favorite /cum/ topic.I CANT IMAGINE A SUBJECT LESS INTERESTING
I'm a big gay for yuo
I like playing zombie escape on css, players got very creative with the maps and bosses
>>220783916I'm talking about slav-americans and indian-americans, idk about actual slavs and indians
>>220783909Fistful of frags is still around and I think theres a zombie master discord that has game nights
>>220783916>, a lot of Slavoid women just like non-White men in general because they have a thirdie mindset of 'foreign men = better'The men are like this too. Look at any Balkan or Eastern European general on here and you'll find a surprising amount of people that thirst for Black and Mexican women even by the standards of both Europe and this board
I’m gonna make you a girl
>play game>10 minutes to name all 50 U.S. states>could only find 40Sorry if you live in a blank state :(
>>220783920What about real celebs?
I'm Jewish and I'm not scared. Should I be?
>>220783930Oh, ok. Carry on then, idk about any of that.
>>220783940Captcha was so fucking annoying I forgot pic
>>220783954i see my state :)
>>220783058>Peruvians claiming to sufferLet me guess you "NEED" more?
>>220783954>being able to name Missouri, Arkansas, and Iowa but not North & South Carolina or MassachussetsCrazy toothpaste moment
Did anyone order diarrhea?
>>220783954Montana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, South Carolina, Colorado, Massachusetts
>>220783954>didn't name Kentucky, Montana, the Carolinas, or Colorado>got Vermont, New Hampshire, Maryland, Connecticut, and ArkansasWTFBTW you got AZ but didn't get MN, so I'm 50/50
Yes I'll come back to you no I won't ask where you run. UNDER THE SUN
>>220784017Good song
I got all 50 states. But if I couldn’t see the map, then I probably would have forgotten some. Like some of those small eastern states. What even happens in Vermont or Delaware? Nobody knows.
>>220784017So don't delay, act now, supplies are running outAllow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arriveAnd if you follow, there may be a tomorrowBut if the offer's shunnedYou might as well be walking on the SUN
>>220784027>What even happens in Vermont or Delaware?Delaware is a corporate tax haven and has a huge Air Force base, idk about Vermont I never went there.
>>220784027In Delaware the gas stations have port a pottys instead of real bathrooms
>>220783954California, Texas, Florida, and New York (if NYC was called something else I'd bet most non-Americans couldn't find the state it's in) Are the only states I would expect most euros to know where they are on game like this
>>220784027>What even happens in VermontIt's a vacationland for old money New Yorkers. They even made a show about it in the 80s, picrel.
>>220783975He has a better chair than me.
>>220784027Delaware is where a lot of companies pretend they're headquartered out of, and Vermont makes cheese, maple syrup, and where Bernie Sanders is a senator
>>220784069Was that a show with Bob Newhart? Or is the name a coincidence?
>>220784095>Was that a show with Bob Newhart?Yes, and it was megakino. I'd argue it's even comfier than the original Bob Newhart show despite not being as good, though it was quality until about season 5 when it became about another pair of characters who were Flanderized to hell and took the show away from its namesake.The theme song is probably the most relaxing, comforting music I've ever heard for an old show. It's the audial version of warm milk.https://youtu.be/OsP-dLguOMk?
This is how chinese I am
Holy crap Lois, look! It's Sneakers O'Toole!
>See WMAF couple on social media>comment section full of Indians seething Such a bizarre country, imagine not having running water or toilets but screeching on social media about stuff like that
>>220784116How is it possible that you have seen so much Bob Newhart? Are you 1000 years old?that is some nice theme music though. I love the theme music for Taxi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL8SGEyhZE
just watched surfer dude (2008)bad movie alarm
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Elizabeth Taylor! Do you think it's forever?
Lol this is what zogbots are being forced to eat in the middle east rn
>>220783940>>220783954If you're not from one of these, you don't exist for me.
>>220784174semen
>>220784180That shit bussin' yall be knowin them otha militaries n' shit be putting beans on toast and shit no seasonin or nun
>>220784183Why do you love the midwest so much? The s.w is probably the most similar to Mexico
>>220784180If it were a square pizza it would be what we were given in hike school
>>220783996From a European point of view, there is no reason to think about Minnesota desu, we just never hear about it>no TV show named "Minnesota Five-0">no song that goes "Sweet Home, Minnesota">no iconic slogan like "Don’t Mess With Minnesota">no Wall Street, no Silicon Valley>doesn’t sound funny like AlabamaRIP Minnesotans, no one even knows your capital…
>>220784160>How is it possible that you have seen so much Bob Newhart?I grew up in the Midwest and was raised by a Mother who was raised by the tv given she had an absent Father. As a result I was always interested in her weird, esoteric, Seth MacFarlane-esque encyclopediac knowledge of 50s-90s tv, and so I watched all those types of shows with her because I was interested in them.And of course a lot of them were very good.
>>220784197>Why do you love the midwest so much?CIA TV propaganda. Also I couldn't spell Louisiana and Mississippi.
>>220784203That's where Saint Floyd of Fentanyl died... the EU literally held a minute of silence for him
My dad just walked in on me and asked me if I was throwing up
>>220784203>>no TV show named "Minnesota Five-0"There's Fargo
>>220784203>there is no reason to think about Minnesota desuBob Dylan? Prince? Coen Brothers? George Floyd?I assume you of all know of these things but don't know that they're Minnesota-specific.
>>220784225>FargoFargo's in North Dakota retard
sneakers o'gock
>>220784223why would he ask you that
>>220784239I was referring to the movie and t.v show, not the city. The movie is set in Minnesota
Fargo is so kino, I loved the 1st and 2nd seasons, the 3rd is okay so far
>>220784239The movie is partly in Minnesota THOUGH
>>220784252He said he heard me throwing up and I had no idea what he was talking about
had a dream where all the women on the planet suddenly revealed they were just holding back this whole time and after a global bloodbath they cemented their dominance by making the survivors buy them nice watches
>>220784260I think it is kind of overrated. A lot of the dialogue is kinda cringe. The movie is better
>>220784274The movie is pure kino, but season 2 really had some kino moments
I want to be unemployed for life if possible
here's some boring information about my life please rape me with it
>>220784287no
>>220784282I didn't like season 2. I hate when characters would launch into some long winded monologue refrencing random bible passages. Just made me roll my eyes desu
>>220784255>>220784263Yeah but a Euro or other foreigner would presume a movie or show called Fargo is about said city in ND, not MN
>>220784284*grants your wish and makes you a hobo for the rest of your life*
>>220784284I want to be "employed" like politicians who do nothing but engage in hedonistic meth orgies and shit talk about on twitter do
>>220784287
>>220784291I know what you mean, I'm watching season 3 rn now and the bong actor has a bunch of quotes/storys he goes on and on about every episode. I can still enjoy the show though, and some even add to the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRRsDxCt5U
>>220784301For me my power fantasy is being a member of the Epstein class
>>220784215Yeah I bet they were. Certainly there were wildly different from tv shows today.
Brushing my teeth soon
>>220784360lol
>>220784328>Yeah I bet they wereI'm watching a gritty cop series from the 70s called Kojak right now and it's the only tv show I can think of where F. Murray Abraham, Sylvester Stallone, John Hillerman, Christopher Walken, Leslie Nielsen, Edward James Olmos, Harvey Keitel, and James Woods were all in one place.Boomers have no fucking clue how good they had it.
Although she does indeed have enormous tits, I do not believe Annie Hawkins-Turner's claim to having the world's largest natural breasts, for which she appears in the Guinness Book of World Records.
>>220784360Pedo-coded
>>220784228Correct. The state (not the people inside it) has a PR problem, because if an independent country produced all these guys, everyone would be aware of it.>pic unrelated
>>220784373Ew
>>220784360CWC pattern on his clothes Its over
>>220784383In Minnesota all their sports teams choke and lose every year
>>220784180>2 protiensYa I'm not buying it
>>220784383>The state (not the people inside it) has a PR problemIt has terrible PR, which is great because it's one of the best states in the country (or at least it was)
Love this new genre of black girl
>>220784385It's an academic matter.
>co-worker just asked me to come in to work right now to do something important she forgot to do because I live closerHell no!
>>220784373Boomers still jerk off to shit like this, it's incomprehensible
>>220784430There really needs to be a Believer-type movie about Mexican and Black Zoomer Nazis, except it should be a comedy.
I got girls in line waiting for these arms of mine
>>220784449Boomers in particular have fucking abysmal taste in Black women (Robert De Niro being exhibit A), David Bowie and Dolph Lundgren excluded of course.
>>220784370You are phenomenally autistic but I respect it. Those are all great actors.
shit thread
>>220784446Why do they know where you live?
motherstein brought up the topic of marriage
>>220784472>You are phenomenally autisticI am but the problem is my love of politics/history and film/tv are both locked in eternal conflict so I can never focus on either, while I still also have a sex drive so I'm always distracted.I think I'm finally working it out THOUGH.
>>220784507We've talked about our commutes
>>220784514did you say yes?
>>220784554>born again's unironically idolize this behavior
peanut butter and honey sandwich for lunch tomorrow
>>220784569i told her to stfu and never bring it up
>>220784581I bet your farts are tasty
What if you had a gf who was hot but she was really really into you farting on her face? Would you accept it?
>>220784590
I’m about to feast on some Mary Browns. One of the very few bonuses in living in Canada
>>220784449Not just boomers.
>>220784662looks like your basic chicken
>>220784662Looks mid at best
what the hell is this fucking "processing fee" when i go to buy a movie ticket
>>220784614>she was really really into you farting on her faceChuck Berry's wet dream
>>220784664>>220784667It tastes really good, shame it's 15.99 or I would eat it more often.
Imagine taking a big poop with your wiener
>>220784662Also the online nutrition claims it's only 452 calories. I know it's just fried chicken but that seems pretty low to me.
What if she was hot but had a cloica
>selling stuff on FB market>put OBO >no one ever tries to haggleIt's mostly zoomers that buy from me but damn they are so anti social. Even when they show up they don't inspect the item or check anything they just seem to want to get in and out.
Alright boys lets do this N
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>>220784744It originally said white
^ faggots
My algorithm is a finally tuned kino delivery mechanism
>>220784759Surely a cannonball would be sufficient to take out the killdozer
>>220784770No
Fatness is truly obscene. How do you just let that happen to yourself
>>220784770Jamie Lannister doesn't use cannons.
NEU!>>220784795>>220784795>>220784795
>>220784788Bad habits, plus some culturally ingrained stuff. People grow up being told to eat everything on their plate. Our country is full of overly sweetened and processed stuff, portions are huge, and we're used to bigger being better
