Scranchester United edition
Get beef reformedGet the cows behaved
is that poutine?
>>220784368dogshit early attention seeking low effort new kys and die
Go to bed poms
>>220784070oh my days i remember emma blackery
how often do you guys eat toast with beans?
Literally never heard of "steak canadian" in my life. Is it some poortherner slop?
>>220784368corr scran m8. How much?
>>220784368>Goyim aren't catt-
>>220784410posted it again award
>>220784404Wow that's mental.I genuinely used to wank to her when I was like, 16.
>>220784407Neva even had it. Canned beans in America are filled with corn syrup, hot trash
>>220784407Every few months, me. Never have bread in. Was thinking about beans on cheese on toast today though cos I have bread in.
>>220784407once or twice a week
>>220784404she used to make videos with nerdcubedwhat i don't understand is how do you have a million subs and get that few views noware they literally ALL inactive accounts?
>>220784418I deleted all the cookies in my computer like 2 weeks ago and it went from 1 captcha back to 3 and it hasnt changed and I lost all hope of it going back to 1
>>220784368Corr
>>220784351i believe it lol. we take umbrage at any food labelled "canadian" that doesn't involve maple flavouring
Poutine looks pretty moggers ngl
>>220784454How is Canadian bacon different to normal?
>>220784463It's more like sliced ham
>>220784447It took my about a week and a half to get back to 1 captchaDon't give up hope x
>>220784463it's halal. they don't like to offend muslims
>>220784463we call it back bacon, it's fried pork loin i think
>>220784463It's made from extra polite pigs
Im just like are mozza. Sensitive young mid 20s man
My wife.
>>220784432>>220784435>>220784436Are biscuits an american or british thing? Biscuits and tea sounds very cozy ngl
>>220784438she's still responding to comments on videos from 2012respect
>>220784499queen
>>220784493should be ground into kebab meat and sold as mince canadian
>>220784497Biscuits means different things in the two countries. In the UK they're what yanks would call "cookies." In the USA, they're what we would call dumplings I think. Like a savoury scone type thing.
>>220784499tbf it's not like the comments are 14 years oldthat would be extra sad
>>220784524Biscuits with breakfast gravy or butter and honey are devine.
>>220784524got it, yeah meant what you guys would call a scone. Had one a few days ago, pretty good ngl with some butter and jam
excavating my arse with a kango
go on then lads
>>220784524biscuits in the usa are scones. we call them both scones and biscuits, and cookies both cookies and biscuits
>>220784394More like poo-tine
get me outta here, i'm trapped in cyberspace ahhhh
take me back to 2012please
cody im gonna eat biscuits and gravy and then bust a fat nut over a dead hooker's butt in the woods wanna come
>>220784563Opa gangnam style!
>>220784566screma
>>220784549did someone call?
any region-between-leicester-and-birmingham man in?
>>220784575rusia monky
>>220784546Bet the words translate to numbers so you can calculate the middle word from the two outer words. Can't be arsed to solve it just want you to know I could
>>220784598you're a right arrogant little bastard
>>220784586...nh
did you guys study at oxford and cambridge? If no, why not?
>>220784546flare
>>220784603I'm not little I'm 5'11
any man in know the going rate for a prozzer?
>>220784070>>220784438the wal/gaining weight did her in
>>220784623I don't understand has he got arms or not
>>220784598what about just matching the letters like m = f
>lesbianit's not right
oh fuck i fucked it up nevermind lol
>>220784612no I did a meme degree at the university of bristol :/
>>220784632if her fans were 99% femoid, why would her looks matter at all?
>>220784612you have reached your daily free limit on british culture queries. you need to post arse or cock to continue receiving replies
>>220784547nobody caresyou’re just americans stop
>>220784623is dis likemalaysia or northeast indiaor sumtin
>>220784665There’s a bit of self-awareness to it that implies it’s some southeast Asian country and not India
Neighbour across the way had a candle burning in their living room from 11pm to about 3amWhat's that about
>>220784679weird little curtain twitching freakazoid
>>220784672northeast india is where they start to intermix with the east/southeast asian racial typethis region, next to burma, they start to get chinky eyes
>>220784679might be a jewish candle
>>220784695Noticed it out of the corner of my eye. Hard to miss a lit candle in a dark room.
>>220784661no, you've got it wrong. our fundamental identity is being not-american and the entire world without exception cares about it very deeply
>>220784698Is it a Jewish candle lighting holiday right now?
>>220784679they're invoking a curse upon you
peng
>>220784708pawberg
>>220784726really really really not actually peng AT ALL in truth to be honest with you
>>220784730cope on, rasheed
>>220784726based fellow have a look through outer/int/ when the threads a bit slow and there's nothing else to do poster
>>220784738adam friedland's used blown out slavic pussy
I just need to keep on trying my best :)
catberg loves fucking licking herself at top volumeshe did her entire body 1 hour ago and now she's doing her entire body all over agian she goes nothing but sleep and lick the daft cow
dadberg just came home absolutely walloped and woke us all up banging round the kitchen fuming i am
bring back morning draughts samuel pepys wouldn't have dreamed of starting the day any other way than jaunting down to the tavern for a swift ale to get the system settled
>>220784780he'll be looking a shag you should offer yourself to him to spare your mum the bother
would you go out with a 38 year old millennial video game reviewer
>>220784696i would love to go to sikkim and visit the monasteries during a festival when they perform cham dances https://youtu.be/GOKMp1BdnNo?si=BZwzFk0VI1zU2CIH&t=635
>>220784800Honestly, no
>>220784765>she goes nothing but sleep and lick the daft cowthe ideal gf
>>220784791saving my anal virginity for uncleberg
>>220784800if i fancied them
>>220784800No too flamboyant
>>220784728woof woof woof woof woof
>>220784800>would you go out with a 38 year old millennial video game reviewerI would, but not this one. She is way too over the top.In general I think women from 35-40 might be the most attractive desu.
>>220784820Imagine the smell
why can't npcs use a speech skill on the player in gamesimagine you're walking up to a boss and he convinces your character to surrender
>>220784752all any of us can do really
>>220784842>please let me play less of my video gamemong
Pissi Walkitini
>>220784873
>>220784836like wooden sticks picked up from grass wet with spring rain, vanilla ice cream, and lavender shampoo
>>220784873>>220784890>>220784903the little magician, as it were
>>220784907What this place and why are there so many pomeranians
The Eternal Queen of /brit/.
>>220784920it's a visualization of my mind after my adhd medication wears off
>>220784928I raw dog life and let my adhd run wild so my mind is always racingBut I'm asking where the videos came from because I want to send the videos to my mom but not if they are from a puppy mill or somewhere sketchy. I also can't tell if they are AI or not
>>220784942Sending 4chan videos to your mum is grim as fuck.
the black gf, as it were
>>220784953Is it? What's wrong with a video like this? It probably originally came from Twitter or tiktok anyway
>>220784967
>>220784967nothing hes just a bitter incel
>>220784942is it really a puppy mill if all the puppies look so healthy and happy? where is the line drawn between "puppy mill" and "dog breeder"
>>220784942vroom vroom. and i just get them from pinterest, no idea where they're from originally. hopefully puppy mills though
>>220784993Kek
>>220784967Most images/videos you download from 4chan have extremely dodgy shit like CP embedded into their data. Common tactic by paedos to proliferate their wares, and has been documented over the years.
NOT puppy mills i meant. see, medication is worn off
>>220784965um that's my post from another thread
>>220785011goldfish couldn't do that, anatomically, not built for jumping
>>220785023don't think that cute webm of a dog has cp embedded in it if i'm being honest with you
>>220784993
>>220785026>secWhat did she mean by this?
>>220785042
>>220784368
>>220785059This nigga looks like a literal pedophile.
>>220785039dont worry hes only pretending to be retarded
always feel a bit strange about cracking a few at this time of the week but this is when I finish toil making it my friday nightdown the hatch, as it were
>>220785042how is it going to get out?
>>220785042kek this is me actually
>>220785085why not wait a day so you can be drinking with the lads
Added milk to my shopping list
>>220785030he's nothing like them you see
early bull get the nyash
>>220785097i'm an online freak and do all my drinking online with the online lads
>>220785119look he's doing it again!!
7/10 yank latinas mog our "worldies" so hard
just took the piss?
>>220785107ok ive decided octopussies are based i will no longer try a piece of them at the buffet
>>220785106bro added milk to his shopping list
>>220785179all animals are based you should leave them all alone
Listening to American Idiot (2004)
>>220785203animals are tasty and i will not leave them alone
>>220785205for me it's novacaine
got the BLADEE on haven't I
>>220785059which episode of father ted is this
>>220785228bizarre lie
listening to hatsune miku me
>>220785235you would look so silly if you could see me right now
um hello hello where are you niggas ???
>>220785317up you're bloody arse mate!
Listening to latina ASMR
>>220785339well get out and say something why don't you
asda has now opened however i've not left my bed yeti'm going to finish my coffee first then have a shower then i'll go tto he asda
>>220785317I live close to Los Angeles
>>220785317i live in the hollow tree
rorke going to the cinema alone lol what a FREAK
sipping alien lean
*does a backflip*
got nohting to post
dj sorrow turn the frick up
*does a double-backflip*
wonder what christendom did when the year 1000 anno domini rolled around
yo did anyone see that guy do a double backflip
have to day drink with toil today not looking forward to it
Any orthodox man in?
mad how there are no good racial slurs for white people that are offensivemaybe "mick" for the irish but i'm sure most of them don't caremaybe "wop" or "dago" for italians but that depends on how generously you'd define them as white
>>220785469gods not real
the crows from dumbocouldn't make that nowadays
>>220785475Cumskin
>>220785486that's not offensive it's just sillyalso it doesn't remotely compare to "shitskin", because while shit is nothin more than foul waste product, cum is the seed of life
>>220785486doesn't really work though
id do anything to be bosnian
>>220785503>>220785505White boyMayo monkey
>>220785486Even that doesn't work since cum is the reason human life exists
>>220785469>The 2018 Moscow–Constantinople schism remains an ongoing rupture in full communion between the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople and the Russian Orthodox Church (Moscow Patriarchate) as of 2026. This split was triggered by Constantinople's decision to grant autocephaly (independence) to the Orthodox Church of Ukraine, a move Moscow rejected as a violation of canonical territory, leading to the suspension of Eucharistic communion between the two churches.what type of orthodox are you?
>>220785511vile
>>220785511Vile
>>220785510lol monkey
>>220785510shiet ain't nun wrong wit bein a white boy if u got swag
>>220785524based
Has any of you guys been to Benidorm? Do you rate it?
good morning I am risen
anyone else gearing up for yet another white boy summer?
i miss early ai
i just got a feeling man. i got a feeling that this summer is gonna be a white boy summer
>>220785537no, i'm a yank, but i wonder, why benidorm? are you trying to colonise it?
>>220785540*raises coke stained hand*
BASED
imagine if they 9/11'd the international space station
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT
>>220785557phwoar performative politics??
>>220785578Not performative
>>220785563that would be madmost people wouldn't care
Had sex with an escort last nightShit was so cash
>>220785542Boomerbros...
get the strait openedget the regime changed
>>220785568Scr
>>220785585how much per hour did she charge
>>220785563would be really stupid, there are like 6 people on board
tried playstation 3 emulationnostalgia is a drug
>>220785582literally is though isn’t it
when the hot chips is bussin oo chile
>>220785601it's not about the material lossesit's about sending a message
>>220785603tried to play pokemon emerald the other day for the first time in like 20 years. shit was whack fr no cap put my bitch ass to sleep deadass
tell me about your current linux install
like half the girls i fancied in school are non binary now #watdatmean
>>220785659I would use this post to vote to condemn you to death in any trial
>>220785595£180Was way better than the usual £200 escorts as wellShe did deep throating and cum in mouth for no extras, plus she was very funny
you never want to be adrift. i mean, you want to be somewhere, or heading someplace. but you don't want to be nowhere, heading nowhere. but that's where this is
>>220785546it's been British clay (half of it) for decades, it's fun to go there, though, all sort of stuff happens there
>>220785697Was she attractive? What was her race? What race are they usually?
>>220785684ts getting unc pressed on the channy
>>220785603PS TripleThe most ABAP console of all time
>>220785725just needs one month-long rain
>>220785603you need a good CPU for that, don't you?
>>220785725wish I could go back and see it at its peak
>>220785730I don't know what this means I'm just playing motorstorm again and it feels smaller>>220785736don't know but i have one
i'm bored as crud y'all
it gin and tonic time
>>220785725Soul - Soulless
good morning
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
having a cringe
Reached a total wealth of £140k ladsFeeling flash
>>220785886Time for a trip to Thailand and Cambodia
drifting in a sea of forgotten tear drops
>>220785610Maybe you don’t know what performative means that’s okay, English isn’t your first language
>>220785886ktim but i didnt earn it i inherited it 2 years ago and havent improved my life 1 bit using it
>>220785902ktim
>>220785886lend us 1k plz m8
>>220785908how is that not what performative means
I used to wake up at like 2:00 AM in a pool of my own piss (had a bedwetting problem as a lad, me) and I always remembered this weird show with blue people on the screen and really strange animation. Happy to find this again after all these years. I'm half a mind to pee my pants just for the occasion!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhpKcakUrYM
>>220785925How is this anything to do with you fuck off
>>220785944nonce
easy as piss
>>220785944it's a public forum you horrible boy
>>220785936Why does this read like a Dark Souls NPC? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>220785952Every accusation is a confession>>220785964Is it really?
i'm a beast attacking you forever and you can't escapethis is your life now
>>220785936love the feeling when you find something like this you only sort of remember from childhood
*activates dark angel form*heh...
woke up with an enormous boner
>>220786009Let me take care of it
>>220786009if you touch it it will feel good xpro tip
>>220786009and what is your bf's name
cavemen popped off when they invented music
Spent £30.55 in Asda
right well I'm going to greggs and hoping the qt mixed race girl is behind the counter today
>>220786057corr get her fucking shagged and cummed in and impregnated x
>>220785542
>>220786057>greggs for breakfastabsoolute runt
>>220786109fuck off little lord fondleboys
going to work jk i don't have a job at least i have a gf jk i don't have a gf
Why do millennials and gen x love viking culture so much. Proper cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQFPk8n97wk
>>220786039discovering fire was so lit fr pure vibes
Sir Purpleport Baddie
Friday lads! It Fridayyy!
what if we're living in the matrix
>>220786149looks like when my breakfast sausages burst open
Think The Apprentice is past its sell-by date lads.
Just spit absolute fucking heat redpills to dadberg on the phone but it all fell short because he's got terminal case of goybrain
>>220786109I don't make a habit out of itbut sometimes you just can't beat a breakfast baguetteespecially if it's made for you by a qt
Uh oh cunts. I just had an idea.
>>220786204what did you 'pill him on?
>>220786009not memy willy is very petite you see
>>220786173haven't watched it in years but I remember it being genuine kino back when I was in school
>>220786213too right
>>220786216not good
>>220786204My dad still thinks Trump is le based boy dabbing on the liberals when he's just another jew puppet like every politician.
>>220786173I enjoy it. Frances Bishop was doing sex vids last year too, and Camilla Ainsworth
has anyone done the What Drives Us course?the police made me have to do it but I've got no idea what it entails and it's today
Penisberg smells like fish
>permanent employee>rostering roasties won't give me my contracted hours>told the bosses this, used to call up all the time about it, they say they're on it but nothing changes>come payday the payroll roastie tells me to submit retroactive sick leave forms>tell them that's wage theft and I won't be doing that>get paid my full contracted hours of which I only worked like halfthis has gone on for way longer than I would have imagined and seems like it will continue for as long as I like. really would have thought one of the higher up bergs would have gotten sick of paying me to have a wank at home by now
>>220786266Sir Kidney Disease
>>220786261Lmao that’s the one for spastics isn’t it
>>220786233they aren't premade in a factory lad she gets out some tongs and assembles it in front of me
>>220784726Is that Dasha
>>220786219Da joos, evropa, immigration, the biomass, elon musk, islam, normies, women, technology, AI, old money vs new technocrats, economics, economics of the migrants, big stein, Poland and their western territory, environmentalism
>>220786266Sir Smeggy Foreskin
>>220784726looks like a swiss maid who the farmer keeps locked away because she's a nympho who tries to fuck any passing farmhand/knight/bishop
>>220786270my job also has a cabal of slags in charge of rostering, they give all the best shifts to whoever they're currently shagging and also their 'besties' and everyone else gets shafted
schroedinger's twat
>>220786266Some days it smells like shit?
>>220786309sounds based
>>220786359Bogdanoff
If Palantir is listening: send me 1 jewess with fat milky tits and a horny wet snatch and I'll become a zionist warrior for you on 4chan
Feeling redpilled but not furious, actually happy and hopeful
feeling in the dark. furious, miserable, and cynical
>>220786359bitch named oonaghorc ass namemordor ahh
>>220786392Same. Fuck bloomers man.
feeling blackpilled and utterly ambivalent about it all
all of my ancestors were the product of rapei'm breaking the cycle
baby cakes you just don't know know
>>220786392Get soberGet out there every dayGet on the healthy dietFixes most everything
feeling my willy
wanted to get steaming last night but I got bored and went to bed after 3 cans
>>220786423ktim
NEW>>220786437>>220786437>>220786437
slightly early
