low effort edish
ill post here
>>220798302hi welcome
nu-/brit/ is okay with anime and frogs it seems
We shall recycle this one, lad
watching the film 'Shooter' (2007) and wishing for a Kate Mara gf
eating a very nice curry x
mong boys
and here's my long awaited zinger:
how can i find a trans gf at falmouth international sea shanty festival 2026
nobody:rorke:
>>220800394dont see your band getting signed with a name like that
>>220800383She was so hot back then. Oyrish diaspora nympho
If I win the lottery tonight I will buy some land to keep a small farm and a small forest of sorts
you have to talk to them first
>>220800394don't post your spankbang search terms here laddy
The fabled burrito pie
"farmer's league" has always meant that the players in the league were farmers and part-time footballers but recently i've seen people interpret it as there being one good team in the league who "farms" the rest of it which doesn't make any sense and it annoys me
suck on THIS, rorke.
>>220800425well if that's the case i'll just not bother
>>220800425this is the key fact that so many lads miss
why dont gay men just have sex with trans womenthey call themselves women but they dont act like women and they never look like women even after surgery so if the gays get with the trannards they could expand their dating pool
>>220800408scrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAA5ClIvrFI
>>220800458trannies are weird autists gay men are giganormies
start with hell
think my gay french teacher fancied me in school
the elite don't want you to run through the lincoln tunnel
rorke vs leftypol
>>220800443looks good. But that edge is nice a crispy perfect for some dipping sauce
going to eat a weed gummy and get in the bath that is my plan
know a cute australian girl who has a slight brown tinge to herI assume she must be part-abo right?
>>220800500my spanish teacher was actually from spain and could barely understand english and would hit kids
Things woke took from us: changing man of the match in football to player of the match
>>220800534that's called a tan mate
>>220800525/brit/s own matthew perry
>>220800510I don't know what happened there
>>220800458there's no such thing as a trans person x
>>220800125No. Neither of my brothers are fat. Neither of my parents have ever been fat. Neither of my grandads were, my nan was a bit but died at 60 and my grandma was dumpy but only got fat as an older woman. She only got diabetes 5 years after parkinsons which largely stopped her walking and she never had a driving licence.>>220800178Over winter I cut down my eating but didn't do enough to change my diet or nearly enough walking. In late January to late March I was on wegovy starting at 146kg and that helped cut back my eating but gave me bad nausea and I still didn't do enough incel walking. I'd say from November to April I probably lost 10kg. I do think wegovy helped but I stopped it a couple of weeks ago because I didn't want the nausea for a few weeks of busier social activity. I think after this week that i'm away from home i'll get back on it again and really put more effort into walking now its staying light out and the weather improving helps
>>220800510not only did he die but he also lose a lot of aura which is even worse
>>220800505cheers x
>>220800534what colour is her bumhole?
>>220800534they call us wogs in australiawogs!
mumberg asking me for birthday present ideas over a month in advance
rincoln continental
>>220800550landed head first with the other blokes body weight on top, MMA fighters fuck up that slam all the time but they're not doing it on concrete
dutch teacher let me finger her and she shit down my arm
>>220800460
phoneberg alarm is making a weird noise like when you had a talking toy as a kid which broke and started sounding like a demon
Watching Season 7 of The Simpsons
Blacks built Britain
talking to a girl who is so pretty i cant believe she is fully english
>>220800534Why are you asking us like we somehow have her genetic info and family tree
>>220800573fuck up wog
>>220800557Tirzepatide is the best glp1
>>220800597don't be fucking a fry-up mate
>>220800576mate you're not still getting presents as a grown adult are you
>>220800597get her fucking shagged pronto
>>220800596>Blacks builtStopped reading there
>>220800606hey now
Anyone for scribble io?
>>220800510I'm not scared of getting into a fight. I'm scared of fighting someone who completely loses the plot and thinks they need to try and kill me over some minor drunken disagreementfucking hell
>>220800609What makes it the best? Purely results or the nausea issue
>>220800557Do long walks no matter the weather, making excuses is how you get back into bad habits I ran 3-4 times a week even when the ground was frozen over
>>220800580you hear the one about the chinese godfather? he made them an offer the couldn't understand
>>220800623HEY NOW NOWSING THIS CORROSION TO ME
Comfymaxxing
>>220800615only because mummy insists, it's not like I demand them
>>220800626i could go
poomaxxing
>>220800510did he died
i look and taste like the real thing
wogettes are fucking fit
>>220800642
Pooscreamingmaxxing
>>220800401none of your little reddit flag friends like youthey were all laughing when you had your little melty and got banned the other day
wonder if she ever thinks about me while touching herself
L'AIMER TOUJOURS MÊME S'IL N'EST PLUS ICI
>>220800631>someone who completely loses the plot and thinks they need to try and kill me over some minor drunken disagreementKtim.I've gone absolutely caveman-tier savage when drunk and angry a few times. Thankfully I'm not that strong though so the worst I've done is split a bloke's lip open or something.Been arrested several times for it. Haven't had any incidents like that since 2020 thoughever.
>>220800620im trying but she lives in kent while im in devon just doing video calls for the time being x
might play some pokemon lets go eevee in bed
My name is Rorke and it’s really nice to meet youYou’re poobalms have been recommended to me by some people
>>220800711Isn't that the euro rorke song?
>>220800720>im in devonwhere x
rorke politely announcing himself to a new forumleftypol immediately making bones with the old guard moderators
the point of life?inviting your friends over, drinking wine and laughing your head off
>>220800518it was okay and only took like 25 minutes to lash together so i'm happyi'm thinking a breakfast burrito pie might be a winner thoughsome baked beansmushroomsquorn sausagecheeky chilli pepper
i don't want any biomass in our country
i use brave browser now because firefox went woke
>>220800711J'ai la peau douceDans mon bain de moussePas de secoussesSismiques
>>220800772Ian just entering without making a fuss
>>220800751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhsit's the i cry song
Haven’t been in a fight since I was 13 because I’m not an impulsive retard who resorts to violence over trivial nonsense
>>220800447Delicious
>>220800783that’s racist rorkeyou’re a fucking racist
>>220800783you say this yet you eat kebabs every weekend rorke
>>220800784i use brave because scrolling on firefox is objectively terrible and i'm not messing around with fifteen different settings in the config to make it usable
>>220800633I know mate. I dropped the ball over winter and hadn't really picked it up by the time I got on wegovy. I can have difficult days at work and unsociable hours that causes me to fall out of making it a habit, but it should be easier going forward with better weather. I'm going to walk every day at 11:30-12:30ish. Then shower and head to work at 2pm. Days i'm not working i'll take an evening walk as well.
Iannonce doing my fucking head in
gizza (you)
damn what a come up
>>220800771unironically not far from chudleigh but shant be saying more for i fear doxxing myself x
>>220800800well done mate medal's in the post
>>220800843
>>220800708Peng leng feet waheyy
>>220800844only brokies would celebrate a rent decrease
>>220800632Fewer side, yes. But ask a LLM why it's better.
gizza film rec
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
>>220800445the zoomersthey change the meaning of everything ts no longer means this shit now ts means this which offends me I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
>>220800884high and lowkoyanisquaatsi
need a clue
>>220800871true. i ask for an increase every month to keep me grinding
desu maybe I should be in an asylum cause I'm getting much worse
>>220800458gays hate ugly they want nothing to do with tranniesgays would shag women they just hate vaginas too much to do it
>>220800884a lad on here rec'd edge of tomorrow for me recently and i enjoyed it so that
got an 8.30 res at poundtown
>>220800923fucking asylum seeker
nth for the baddiedem
>>220800884end of watch (2012)
>>220800923or you could take a break from the spicemaybe
>>220800884
>>220800923you will be okayit will all be okay
tell you what i might some classic csgo matchesesl one katowice 2015 final fnatic vs nip is calling to me
I genuinely don't think I know what my shoe size is
it's not even spice
>>220800884mario galaxy movie
>>220800944any of her arsehole
>>220800800ive been fighting every day of my life. the fight to survive round after round day after day but im still here
>>220800884mario film
>>220800923or you could take a break from the it's not even spicemaybe
>>220800923
>>220800970im a 7, sometimes a 7.5
time to run the ol' batharoonie
>>220800970i thought i was size 10 for like 15 years but i recently bought some 9 1/2s and they fit wway better
Checking the Cineworld website every day to see if they’ve opened ticket sales for The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act
>>220800884Society (1989)
Got a 2:2 from the University of Life
>>220800944wish she filmed better OF content it's really a waste of her looks
>>220800994hmmmmmmaybe
>>220800982yh but I've not saved any misel'
>>220800995https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4810819,-2.2362964,3a,75y,174.35h,98.74t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1suV0HSuBRihuQkT4dPf5wUA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D-8.735969701049328%26panoid%3DuV0HSuBRihuQkT4dPf5wUA%26yaw%3D174.34524057572847!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQxNC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
really scary that there are two other devon posters here
hard to go wrong with sauvignon blanc
>>220800708based Labyrinth enjoyer
>>220800850i could be at your house in less than 25 minutes x
>>220800970I'm an 11 but buy 11.5 or even a 12 depending on brand.
>>220801037
>>220801045>>220801054meet up in torquay and ride the ferris wheel? x
>>220801050for me it's an aggressively dry chardonnay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ctZ0MuCFuk
>>220801078don't want to get bummed sorry x
Is drinking milk good before bedtime?
Moved out of my flatshare with the Nigerians. Will greatly miss them talking loudly at 3AM and cooking food that smells like literal vomit
any kent posters in?
sucking down a garter snake like a giant noodle
>>220801098if you're nordic stock it's fineif you're roman then no
The last time England try to get rid of unruly migrants, it did so by killing all the Danes and then provoked the king of Denmark to invade England, kill many of its people, rape many of it women and then take over half the countryThat doesn't really bode well for rorke does it?
>>220801109haiii
>>220801100when i was at uni i lived in a house with this indian retard who would scream at 3 in the morning as welldon't know why they do that
>>220801045At one point there were three Exeter students here all at the same time
Er, lads, Elon's AI stopped helping me hack games to cheat online
/brit/ meetup at the union rooms :)?
>>2208010982 schools of thought
>>220801123want to come maidstone harvester with me or play on the beach at margate
>>220801015its what he would've wanted drowning in his own blood as his son stands over him
first dibs on your arsehole
>>220801094she's living her best life :3
>>220801078sorry i'm a horrible ugly incel x
either you're in or you're out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhs
>>220801109Medway mug here
>flatshareholy grimoli
>>220801173ktim
>>220801030if she were a wee bit lenger in another life she would've ben pickled up by an insta model agency
>>220801152okay
>>220801129Reckon it’s got something to do with time zones mixed with thirdies inability to be considerate of others
Need to wank but the thought of it disgusts me ngl
>>220801182up the medway posse
>>220801182Bit too local for my liking
>>220801098drinking milk is never good
>>220801186find this foid's mannerisms deeply unattractive
the vibe
>>220801129browns are low IQ and incompatible with western values
new zesty jesus video lads
>>220801193I can castrate you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ?
>>220801094whats that wall hanging? What kind of woman is this? She sends mixed signals
Right, so get the scribbl.io game running then you lazy cunts
remember when we all toiled in offices? what was that about
>>220801261thought that lad was getting one going as he did saywhats going on with thatits a fucking new baking situation
Long live the king.
Well rorke?
ATTENTION MEDWAY POSTERS:We will be having a meet-up in The Pentagon on Sunday. Please bring snacks and treats.
thinking about all the women i want to sit on my face
bath unironically takes 40 mins to filltake the piss
>>220801289i thought you was dead
>>220801261good posti will make one at 8pm if a few more people are interestesd
>>220801312meet up top, is it still dead up there? Might be able to sneak into an empty unit
>>220801344well it's a big city
Why does no one say spliff anymore
>>220801229do you just post these because you enjoy people ridiculing you and calling you a sad pathetic runt, is that it?
Name him.
>>220801363
>>220801362Since the toy shop shut down it’s near empty unless the Chinese herbal shop and greasy spoon near the stairs are still open. It’s creepy in there. Don’t like.
>>220801366everyone grew up
>>220801330same
I like the noun kecksit sounds like doused with urine
>>220801366because a spliff implies tobacco and nobody can afford that shit anymore
Is boss-eyed a slur now? Said it in front of my coworkers yesterday and they looked at me like I just screamed the nigger word
>>220801292they were the ones who fucking reported itMaybe don't go running to the press and asking for witnesses if there's no physical evidence a woman was gang raped
>>220801363come on now
>>220801363for you
>>220801405anything we said 15 years ago is a slur. we used to sing songs about getting retarded now you're ostrasised for using the word
really wasnt that funny or witty at all a dire indictment of the intelligence levels of /brit/
>>220801405Which word? Excuse me
>>220801363>>220801363
>>220801404true facts. weed mong m8 left me a little bit of bud last time i saw him so i went to a shop for skins and baccy and ended up spending over £20
>>220801366the half swiss lass at toil still says this because shes a bit behind the times
>>220801330i wonder if attractive women know that every time we're looking at them (and often when we're not) we're thinking about them sitting on our faces
The saxon fella.
>>220801363ROARING
doing a learn
>>220801229hope youre posting this in the hopes that /brit/ makes fun of you and you get the help you need :-/
they're shutting down the asylum hotels and housing them in HMOs now rental crisis gets worse and thousands of potential rapists go completely unsupervisedthis country's DONE
>>220801363good one
egypt bot returned
Thinking about the Sixth Form oneitis again
>>220801478gaffer baby
are you old enough for there to be a physical photo in a photo album of you as a baby drinking lager from a plastic pint pot on a hot British summer day?
>7 exes by 22why was he into her
thinking about the lib dems againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDsL3pk-lU
come to the realisation that light haired birds arent all that because unless they fake tan they often look ill
hourly ghostie updateredeem your unclaimed (You)s now
>>220801524still meet mine once or twice a year, she's married with 2 kids now and is still sorta attractive but not really
drinking holsten pils
>>220801529yes
>>220801541Get my cock up the wahey
https://youtu.be/78Y-1plYJuQ
>>220801505Guess who's my father. He is meaningless.
>>220801564which mental illness causes this?
>>220801554dark hair with green eyes is the peak combination
>>220801564fucks sake unban the lad all he did was make some obscenely early news
>>220801564sup ghostie
>>220801566Would actually rather die than orbit a crush who’s now happily married with children
>>220801513There was a coach hire boss asking on Linkedin if anyone wanted to invest in his business.Following year one of his coaches is in the press bussing illegals into small Norfolk coastal townsIt seems nobody gives a shit anymore so long as they can make some money
>>220801628bit orange
>>220801566Mine was way out of my league. Easily regarded as the best looker in school, though not the fittest. She plumped right up after her two kids
The Green Party themselves in their internal memos estimate that their own policies, if implemented, would result in approximately 3.5-5 million immigrants a year.>no checks of any kind on people entering the country>work visas require only minimum wage>no language proficiency>unlimited family chain migration>immediate access to all benefits>able to vote from day one>25,000 cash in hand if UBI enacted>elimination of migrant deportation capability of the home officeAll this while also limiting house building to 150,000 a year. Not that house numbers will be the biggest issue if we're getting roughly 4 million third worlders entering the country each year.If the Greens gain power Britain as a nation will cease to exist.
>>220801607I'm not "orbiting" her, and I got over the crush all the way back in highschool, she's part of a circle of friends that get together occasionally
>>220801628bare minimum for 30 year old young men
janny said to take a pollhttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnOhttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnOhttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnO
>>220801373>>220801510couldn't give ney fucks what /brit/ thinks of wa posts. just enjoy posting, me x
>>220801616>nobody gives a shit anymore so long as they can make some moneyLiterally how it’s always been. Rome collapsed because the rich and powerful imported hordes of violent barbarians in the hopes of making some coin
>>220801647oh really wow thanks i haven't seen this posted before
>>220801596for me its black hair with blue eyes but unfortunately that combination is very rare
hey rorke, give us a proper club choon
>>220801665no neutral 'dont know' optionpoll discarded
>>220801642it's worse for me because mine probably was in my league and even showed signs of being into me but I was too shy to make a move
>>220801647get. them. in
>>220801665FREE HIM
>>220801696*smashes on deejay alice*get us another madri
https://i.postimg.cc/L4cGmp2x/20260417-205202.jpgKing charles III...
>>220801667Towa...
>>220801696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U
Scranning the stairs
>>220801667yes yes you don't care that's why you're always careful to remind us that you don't care
Applying to be on the new season of The Dog House
archaeological evidence of black pussy changing rorkre
that's not king charles!
yjk
haven't seen heathermong in a while
Can you be Sad before 10pm?
>>220801771do NOT click this
yeah go ahead
>>220801822Yes.
>>220801771alri
>>220801775baby>>220801787blud asked
back from the flophouse where i had a single hit of crack and had to leave because this big black guy came in and started blabbering on about jesusthere was a cute girl today as well but she was only interested in money so she gave a guy a blowjob in front of everyone for 20 quid
>>220801849anime fans are all nonces
do you lads trim your bum hair?
Birdseed on my mind :)
>>220801856>t. Keir Starmer
i can finally without getting bannedGRETA THUNBERG SEX ARSE
>>220801874only if i'm expecting visitors xxx
QUIETa crackhead is talking
>>220801240i am watching this video and he does not understand the pareto principal
>>220801816got blown up by hezbollah a few weeks ago
I didn't mean to.
All about those tossed salad and scrambled eggs
A Poem - By MeScream.Scream howl poo roar.Screaming.Howling.Pooing.Roaring,Nigger.
>>220801860after quake 3 there are no shooters anymore
>>220801874only if I'm expecting visitors (no)
>>220801904MERCY
>zesty jesus is the konata spammernooo
Bye.
im gonna keep fucking pounding you until you're reduced to atoms
>>220801941
>>220801907one of the best endings of all timebrought a tear (of precum) to my face
>>220801891bit gay that
>>220801862sybau
>>220801628pink vag sex sex
>>220801874used to but I didn't like the chaffing and once I got a bidet I stopped getting dingleberries so there was no need to shave anymore
