ok idk the rules I'm steaming but let's go https://skribbl.io/?AhC39rTDhttps://skribbl.io/?AhC39rTDhttps://skribbl.io/?AhC39rTD
>>220801893i just wish i could play pipeline again 2bh
>>220801941hello
found some hula hoops in my backpack get in
corr phwoar CORR PHWOAR fucking SEXO slags pussy sex arse!!
>>220801977posted the ugly trannies award
i am old and boring and i like gardeners world so what
kino. Love this guy's vids
>>220801977would shag her cock rotten
>>220802009irrelevant spam catchphrase award
>>220801977would bond burger her bumhole rotten
might get into wildlife photography
https://youtu.be/JqGUzoJcyvw
>>220801941hello /brit/ good OP
nth for the holodem
>>220802062my wife
Do you need me?Do you think I'm pretty?Do I make you feel like cheating?
UMMY UMMY UMMY I'M GONNA CUMMY
>>220802035>spamzero irony award
Literally drunk so you all know it’s Bumble O’clock
Rorke and leftypol teaming up with each other for the stop killing games movement
The latest season of taskmaster doesn't have enough sarky British Pakistanis saying "bruv" in a London accent
raping my own sexy arse
>>220802079based hololad <3
no rorke, you're not ordering ham egg and chips at the indian
>>220802100sc
i'm a special boy
>>220802101boo hoo nigga
legit after i had a few lines of coke and had a guy rim me (he was begging for it) while i wanked sitting on his face and i'm fully gay fuck drugs lads they literally make you gay
>>220801941Laughin' and a-runnin', hey, heySkippin' and a-jumpin'In the misty morning fog withOur, our hearts a-thumping and youMy raccoon-haired girlAnd you, my raccoon-haired girl
>>220802133replied to himself again award
rorke caught on cctv doing the macarena in a lift
the raped
wonder what sex noises the toilfu makes
seen a great tit today
>>220802026>AI generated thumbnail*clicks the 3 dots next to video**clicks "Not Interested"**clicks "Reason Why: I do not like the video"*
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
>>220802185UUGGH UUGHH UUGGHH
Have you seen brit bro? He's been missing for a month or so.
mental how if everyone was like me, locks wouldn't exist, cctv wouldn't exist, alarms wouldn't exist... would be a high trust society where nobody worried about thieves, rapists, murderersall problems are caused by people not being me
>>220802177
got a meaco dehumidifer today, loudest appliance in my house by far, sounds like a fucking industrial fridgethinking an ebay return is on the card
>>220802112Please tell me that they have at least one mildly unamusing profoundly middle class obnoxious literal who
looks like ew started a new channelhttps://youtu.be/g0sCOGjzlmc
>>220802191unfathomably based nigga
>>220802225Yeah he looks Jewish too
>>220802233CWLTSHC
>>220802133xx
>>220802233Vile I've had to hide this post
>>220802185Lived with the toilfu for a short while in the 2010s, she lived in the room next to mine and I’d wank myself silly listening to her getting fucked by her boyfriend
>>220802233roar
>>220802186look in a mirror did you
>>220802233um
>>220802267>and I’d wank myself silly listening to her getting fucked by her boyfriendKys cuckold scum.
ew isn't even hormones it's literally a british man who pretends to be a woman and some you gooners fell for it and are wanking over an ugly british bloke
hope romy reiner is doing ok
>>220802233fucking hellhow'd you even find this shite
>>220802233scroaring
sausages in the pan, beer in the gob
>>220802284really rattled you with that one didn't he
The buns in McDonald's Japan's burger photos are all slightly askewhttps://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/en/menu/burger/
>>220802286Swear he's on hormones or whatever they take
>>220802348like their eyes!!!!!sorry that's not on at all
>>220802348>a double big mac costs £3.54 in JapanWe're getting conned
my moustache is nietzschean
>>220801941TIL she's in a laufey vidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNa8jP4zoJo
>>220802336Cuckolds are morally on the same level as pedophiles. They are dirt.
>>220802348madlad
playing tomodachi life living the dream :)
>>220802348>bastardising a teriyaki burger with mayo underneath the prison
>>220802389What if someone is both
second option picked I assume
>>220802431Straight to the gas chamber.
>>220802318the algorithm plucked this delicate little flower out and placed her on my sodden lap
>>220802431cancels out
why does your bellend always smell of fishwhats all that about
>>220802431Norwegian police?
would lick that laptop clean.
right
>>220802417
>>220802466chemicals and that
well that's a deformed cock isn't it
>>220802462True friendship
right thats an Ariana Grande dual cum tribute
>>220802462Carlybender and Gyaldemfreak meet up
looks rank that fella, stop poisoning your body with goyslop
>>220802516roar
I saw Rat Nonce at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sausage rolls in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
In retrospect they all looked like freaks.
>>220801977imma bust in her pussy
only Nintendo game I ever played was the first super mario bros and you better believe I pirated that shit
foyyou know who I'm talking to
about to finish off my brandy and get enough courage to text the lass at work that i'm in love with her but i just know i'll regret it and probably get fired but i just have to do it
>>220802417the girlies are loving this makes for comfy streams
>>220802537take Ringo's name out of your whore mouth
I got it...
>>220802537Shows how easy Boomers had it that Paul was once the most desirable man on the planet and virtually all of them had a harem in every city they visited
>>220802549...
>>220801968ggs lad
>>220802537that's why Pete Best got the boot
>>220802580Absolutely mad. https://youtube.com/shorts/mnVTI93KoEc?si=-IyKr7Uwlrzn3WOU
>>220802558never text that lad feel it out in person
>>220802516I cockmog them
>>220801968https://youtu.be/2RXB8HkK8T8?t=176
american bands always mogged usthe rolling stones were always better than led zeppelinpink floyd was always better than the beatleswe've got nothing going on in music, just some trannies (sam smith) and cringe zoomers acting american which makes it even more embarrassing for us
>>220802580>and virtually all of them had a harem in every city they visitedThat's literally the case for any even semi-popular male musician.You'll see the runtiest, grimmest, oldest cunt you've ever imagined in some band and there'll be teenage girls on Insta and Tumblr making thirstposts about how they want him to impregnate them.I've seen videos of fucking Thom Yorke showing up to Japan and he's met by hordes of screeching Japanese women who are pounding on the walls in lust.Women are attracted to social status and charisma, not looks, so it'll always be this way.
>>220802635poor bait
>>220802537They had group wank sessions as well
>>220802607the media hated them so much kek>>220802635what about the kinks
>>220802635(You)
OK...
got the kinks on
Ok bye-
>>220802705don't go
>>220802635there's no competing with a country that produces limp bizkit
>>220802635the beatles are irish
Coalition of the Raped
The world is charged with the grandeur of God.It will flame out, like shining from shook foil;It gathers to a greatness, like the ooze of oilCrushed. Why do men then now not reck his rod?Generations have trod, have trod, have trod;And all is seared with trade; bleared, smeared with toil;And wears man's smudge and shares man's smell: the soilIs bare now, nor can foot feel, being shod.And for all this, nature is never spent;There lives the dearest freshness deep down things;And though the last lights off the black West wentOh, morning, at the brown brink eastward, springs—Because the Holy Ghost over the bentWorld broods with warm breast and with ah! bright wings.
>>220802581???
>>220802635Radiohead are excellent but they were always mostly inspired by American music so still technically counts as American in a way.
opened my window and took off my jumper but now it's a bit chilly and can't decide whether to close my window or put my jumper back on
used to think dire straits and peter gabriel were american
Paul McCartney has confirmed in several interviews, most notably with [GQ](https://www.billboard.com/music/rock/paul-mccartney-john-lennon-masturbation-gq-cover-8474624/), that he and John Lennon participated in group masturbation sessions during their teenage years in Liverpool. [1, 2] McCartney described gathering at John’s house, sitting in the dark, and calling out names of celebrities like Brigitte Bardot for inspiration. [1, 3] ## Direct Quotes from Paul McCartney* The Scene: [Billboard](https://www.billboard.com/music/rock/paul-mccartney-john-lennon-masturbation-gq-cover-8474624/) notes McCartney described the gathering at John’s house, where the group sat in the dark.* The "Inspiration": Reports indicate McCartney recalled shouting celebrity names to maintain the atmosphere.* John the Troll: According to reports, John Lennon would interject with names like "Winston Churchill" to break the concentration of the group.* The Aftermath: [NME](https://www.nme.com/news/music/paul-mccartney-masturbating-john-lennon-beatles-2377892) reports that McCartney characterized the incident as "harmless fun" that did not cause any harm. [1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8] ## Context and Band DynamicsThe stories shared by Paul McCartney regarding the early days of The Beatles in Liverpool often highlight the deep, and sometimes unconventional, camaraderie between the band members. These shared experiences during their formative years contributed to the tight-knit bond that defined the group's legendary chemistry.
>>220802699is any of their 70's material redeemable? because it doesn't appear that way at a glance
keep seeing ants near my bed where the fuck do they come from
I am Irish.
when did the robo egyptian come back
fuck off JFs, fuck off
is mica tenenbaum playing at any sea shanties festivals in the future
>>220802747i absolute adore this schizo russian postershame he never replies
>>220802743bit gay that
>>220802743>>220802745>>220802747>>220802749>>220802758epic
get the troon posters executed
>>220802730as >>220802716 said, they are irishwhy do you think "i swim down the liffey" is a major lyric one of their major songs
John Lennon wank arse
>>220802743https://www.nme.com/news/music/paul-mccartney-john-lennon-drill-hole-skull-2377952John Lennon wanted to get a hole drilled in his head kek
>>220802745no skip that shit
>>220802705get in the skribblio
>>220802749omg hi Fares, how's u mate? x
well... that's my mama
right then get the grim paki slop delivered
Right so I did some googling and now I've got Lennon's hairy willy on my screenNot on
>>220802783I am English.
We began hunting them day and night.
>>220802215Disproportionate amounts of cool traumatic things seem to happen to this guy
>>220802871who died
>>220802867kebab butty and gravy corrrr peng
>>220802848ah I thought it was only one gametell me if a third starts
>>220802856you could solve this problem by drafting people aged 18-23
lads just woken up from a hungover nap and feeling sicklast night i pulled fat 40 year old obese woman and she came over and we shaggedit was so fucking gross honestly one of the ugliest women alivei even sucked her stinky hairy pussyalso came inside her and now i'm panicking if she doesn't use brirth control
>>220802850Yeah, I am good.
>>220802906Wank lennon poo
>>220802796they aren't hurting nobody and at least they're posting british trannards so just take a chill pill okay?
>>220802932name on diego
Poo McCartney
>>220802932it's fine. you'll have a down syndrome son who will brighten up your miserable life
>>220802956those trannies ain't british pajeet
blgo on
>>220802913gone back to round 1
Wish I were a 1300s noble, reckon that was the life. Just running around shagging peasant girls, eating luxuriously, and every now and then you get to go to France to besiege a castle and raid wine-country in the Bordeaux. Must have been nice
>>220802871https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Portrait_(1969_film)>Yoko Onowhat a deranged cunt
>>220802961jobby lennonif you think about ringo star is also a reference to poo
>>220802743I remember my classmates doing a group fap session during a lesson. Fun times
>>220802978link disnae work anymore
>>220802957amelia is a nice name I would vote for her
Rimgo Starfish
>>220802970I'm half sure pierbi is but I know the one with the captain britain shield on her wall is
the peetles
>>220803014https://skribbl.io/?AhC39rTD
yeah when i was in school we also did weird sexual shit i bet you loners had zero friends that's why you're surprised by the beatles thing
>>220802957>Reform candidate named Cope
Sirhan Sirhan has been in prison for 58 years
Current Account: 16kBonds: 11kStocks and Shares ISA: 26kCash ISA: 52kLifetime ISA: 12kPension: 18.5k
>>220802932
wait thats the same linkoh well bye
Ok, cunt. I am bloody Irish. Oh.
>>220802957>Reform candidates are LITERALLY the only ones with English namesJesus fucking christ.
>Self-Portraitis one long shot of John Lennon's semi-erect penis. As in Ono'sOne: Fluxfilm No. 14(akaMatch) (1966) film,slow motionis used to extend the sense of time. At the end ofSelf-Portrait, a drop of semen comes out of Lennon's penis. Lennon would later state in an interview about the film that the semen drop was accidental, and that the original idea was for his penis to rise and fall.
>>220803059i read that article a while agoyanks are deranged
Me? 24 year olds and never had a girlfriend.
useless piece of shit
it doesn't feel right that any of the Beatles are still alive when they're this old. i know it's more than possible someone alive in the 60s is still around now. but this picture looks older than that even. maybe it's because they're from the north which is held back compared to england while england itself was held back in relation to the USA
catberge egg
>>220803102Buzz Aldrin is still alive
>>220803084but timmy does it and he gets sectioned
only gf I ever had was for 3 months when I was 15 and now I'm 30 years old
>>220803083And guess who’ll get the least votes in Birmingham, lmao
Poos Aldrin
hetero iranian at the gay bar getting called the straight of hormuz
>>220803105good girl she can move here
>>220803105Why are rightoids such Raped Kikeslaves?
>>220803059Crazy that he lived till 82 in prisonnigga would live to 120 in the real world
Buzz Aldrin prick spark
Sky colour in mouth flavour.
>>220803102shooting john lennon was mercy ngl. he wasn't equipped for modern politik
>Around 29% of adults in England are living with obesity, and a further 35-36% are classified as overweight, totaling roughly 64% of adults with excess weightit not bloody right
>>220803154screech
i enjoyed doing jigsaws with that australian lad back in the day (last year)
Imagine all the peepooLiving life in peeYeahahoo-oo-oo
>>220803124get on seasidemark's level
>>220803125but he's at least wheelchair tier practically a vegetable and you never se him. paul mccartney still plays music and modern ringo kinda still looks like he could be in oasis.i know it;s because they were practically children when they started but they dressed like old men because the fashion of england and the time was even older and lagging
>>220803124u stole this post off of me
>living with obesity
>>220803178same guy who literally wrote a song called>Woman Is The Nigger Of The World
>>220802932poon is poon
>>220803102One thing that freaks me out is that when I die (assuming I live to 80) the Beatles will be like 120 years old. Put that in perspective and 120 years ago from where are now we had only just began flying planes
>>220803207disgusting blob of biomass
>>220803191what is the reason these freaks aren't cutoff? at a certain point fat cunts should be forced to stop eating so much. it's a drain on so many areas of society
>>220803225Woman is the nigger of the world, Aldrin is the nigger of the moonhttps://youtu.be/imspRb_gf5Y
Man i love eating stuff fuckkk i dont want to be fat though
yeah i like Abbey Road it's one of my favourite albums
>>220803253we don't sign our posts here
>>220803272you swedes are too well acquainted with nigger topics
>I told you about the walrus and me man>we're as close as can be man>well here's another clue for you all>the walrus was paul
>>220803288Wew
i can't pay my doctor bills, but whiteys on the moon
>>220803272this chud is a flat earther with a SEA wifebest he cud do and that
At this new place I work there’s this guy in a wheelchair who I’m pretty sure has MS or some sort of degenerative disease. Mad to think that he’s not making enough from the dole to live a comfortable life without needing to work, but some rapist who refuses to shower can go decades without even thinking of toil.
We are further away from euro96, than euro96 was from the moon landing69
Honestly dunno why I drinkI actually don't change when I'm drunk, I'm still just weird, autistic and quiet, don't even feel happywhat am I actually doing
>>220803161argentina was in dire straits (good band) already under leftoids
wanking to wmif porn
>>220803215please stop signing my posts
>>220803191disgusting obese goycattle
>>220803322
>Mush-a ring duram do duram da>Whack fol da daddy-o>Whack fol da daddy-o>There's whiskey in the jar
watched blade runner 2049 last nightvery very kino
>>220803329for me it's the nice dopamine from drinking
don't women notice when their pussy stinks? you would think they'd notice it and do something about it
we are closer to euro96 than euro96 was to the start of the Holy Roman Empire
>>220803327>moon landing69thats what i call having sex with your mum
Bane?
>>220803377
>>220803191>living with obesityJust put down the fork
Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem
>>220803398Context?
victims of obesity
mental how drunken i am
>>220803398howl
>>220803417Scran and dat
Fortes fortuna spottem gottem adiuvat
>>220803428spainos carers
>>220803406they cantthe mental elf feeds them
Mad how much of a joke Russia is.Honestly think Poland could solo them at this point.
should put myself out there more. i wont though that would be ridiculous
>>220803463wait until you learn about a little country called england
>>220803480screaming this is mehave signed up for like 10 events in the past three months and I didn't turn up to a single one
business idea: smart fridge that turns off on purpose so food expires and then orders you a cheeky take away
>>220803463Russia is a failed society tbqh glad I don't live there
The entire sum of income tax is equal to spending on benefits So all income tax is given to people who don't work and by that if benefits were abolished so could income tax Millions of people would thrive if dole dossers were forced to face the world
should put my willy out there more
1 pint of beer is 200 caloriesthat's outrageous
>>220803506>people who don't workktim
>>220803463russia is holding back vs ukraine and NATO they're and are still winning. poland vs russia would be a breeze for russia
>>220803500In 100 years Russia will still be Russian, no territories which always been 99% tatar don't count, meanwhile British people won't exist outside of reservations by 2050
>>220803527it's contagious
>>220803527thats why you drink either wine or spirits with diet mixer
cooooorrrr facking laaaarrrshhhh x
>>220803463agree with the sentiment but poland have yet to discover irrigation
>>220803417>Context?>>220782614
>>220803542s
>>220803537Don't think that's true, the first bit I mean
>>220803527
Screaming at DTFIC ghost posting
>>220803581somali swede only
>>220803463This ain't gon unblack your future wife bro
>>220803595>>220803597Bizarre
Jewish books are for the Jews, And Jew Messiahs too.But if you’re not of Jewish blood, How can they be for you?To make an Idol of a book, Is poison for the brain;A dying God upon a crossIs reason gone insane.Beware of all the Holy books And all the creeds and schools,And every law that man has made And all the golden rules.‘Laws’ and ‘rules’ imposed on you From days of old renown,Are not intended for your ‘good’ But for your crushing down.Then dare to rend the chains that bind And to yourself be true,Dare to liberate your mind, From all things, old and new.
>>220803582looks like my old neighbour who died of alcohol related issues before the age of 50i'm sure i've said this before on this roundabout of a website
just overdosed on creatine and unlocked my hyperborean genes leading to me gaining 6" in height
Slava Hungarini
can sense that a lot of the good posters are out at the pub at the minute leaving just you dregs
russia won ukraine is a failed state iran won china is going to peacefully reunify with taiwan soon so they won too
>>220803691That's a waste of balloons
>>220801941Please stop posting vomit-inducing pics. Thanks.
>>220803537British people will still exist in 2050. Sure, you don't shag and never will, but plenty of other Brits shag.
>>220803691never met or spoke to a billionaire in my life
>>220803691nice one Rabbi Israel Goldstein
>>220803698Russia is a house of cardsKick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down
I miss Mousey
>>220803691could he not afford a u balloon for the last word or is he just stupid?
>>220803744doesn't disprove the balloons
>>220803739Just like french people exist today and share only 40% genetic material with the french of 150 years agoA larping race
>>220803691word
Don't like Russia as they are the successor to the mongols
>>220801941her energy reminds me of a young hayley williams
>>220803797>successor to the mongolsThat's probably the Mongols
>>220803633congrats on becoming 5'9
>>220803775He's American
>>220803819stfu rorke
>>220803786Source?
Working is for chumps.Son, I'm proud of you.I was twice your age before I figured that out.
the leaning tower of pisa in person is way more of a chode than you'd expect after looking at the photos
>>220803853France blue eye map
If miscegenation is bad, why does nature allow it? I think it's bad, I'm just asking the question
>>220803749watch what happens in america over the next 10 years
I'm gonnae kill masel
black nigga has left the skribblio
you lads talk a lot about genetic dilution considering you wont pass on your genes yourselves
Do you feel like Frankenstein? A thing? Lacking humanity? Lacking human feelings?
I read a book once that said lots of Europeans used to live in swamps up until in 1850s
rorke be like: rasclart pussyclart
>>220803937Europea doesn't have swamps so that solves that
>>220803912this time am gonnae dae it
>>220803937das rite
might jump aff the forth road bridge
eating gyozas and might start drinking heavily
just been sick all over my cock
pet batberg is having his zoomies againwish he'd pack it in
where new
>>220804042outside on the budding branches, it spring x
>>220804070>>220804070>>220804070
>>220804040Get him slain
shame we'll never know what the topic of that thread was supposed to be
Right well that's not even a new is it
right i guess we're using that fucked up thread
>>220804137
>>220804081forgot the title, too knackered
>>220804173YOU HAVE FUCKED ITDO NOT POST IN A BRIT THREAD FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS YOU FUCKING CRETINWANKER
>>220804210watch me busta
>>220803764he was here after Hiro fixed the captcha problems
